1 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,520 Whoa. 2 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,880 - Fucking Tories. - Stop talking. 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,840 - The fuck is going on? - Have the phones gone, too? 4 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,720 Can some cunt put 50p in the meter? 5 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,640 Yeah, Ramdani. 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,880 - Sorry, I... I don't... - How's Lumi doing? 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,480 Check your phone, mine's dead. 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,360 - What just happened? - It's already trading down 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,280 from the offering price. It's getting torched. 10 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,080 No, no, no, no, no. Nothing to worry about. 11 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,600 - Hi. - How'd you know about the power cut? 12 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,080 We're not exactly sure-- 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,280 Let me just call you back, okay? You're gonna be my first call. 14 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,760 Caedi, do you know what's going on? 15 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,200 Excuse me. Excuse me, sorry. 16 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,480 What's going on? 17 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,200 I... I think we have a slight technical problem. 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,320 What pri... what price are we trading at? Is it open? 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,200 Why didn't the fucking bell ring? Is it live? 20 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,960 It's 8:01, so we must be trading, right? 21 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,760 Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,280 Did someone get a photo of me? 23 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,880 Everything east of Liverpool Street, totally dark. 24 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,760 - Has the fucking thing opened? - Man! 25 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:19,000 Whatever this confusion is, do not let people sell into it 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,320 - and hammer the price. - Don't worry. 27 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,600 We think that all existing Lumi orders are filled. 28 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,320 I think it's a National Grid issue. 29 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,800 The party line to clients is any softness in the stock now 30 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,240 is a buying opportunity. 31 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,520 It must have just been a power cut. 32 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,640 No, no, no, no. Your order, it has been filled. 33 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,600 You are an owner of Lumi. I think. 34 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,720 Rishi, I've got two clients wanting your bid in Lumi. 35 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,760 - Where is it? - Do not let people sell the stock! 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,120 Our traders are only buyers of this. 37 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,840 We're not providing liquidity for the other side. Only buyers! 38 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,200 Tell them they can have my taxi bid. 39 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,120 They can have his "do one, dickhead" price. 40 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,360 - Guys, I'm a buyer of Lumi only! - Eric. 41 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,400 Nobody knows if they own Lumi or not. Are the orders getting filled? 42 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,640 All my IBs are talking about Lumi's debt profile. 43 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,560 - What do you want me to say to them? - Calm everyone down. 44 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,520 The market's spooked from the power cut. Orders are filled. 45 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,680 The story today is not the debt profile. It's the growth trajectory. 46 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,440 There is a second-year analyst having to pick up Kenny's line, Eric. 47 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,280 Does that seem like joined-up thinking? 48 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,880 The market is deciding in real time that this thing is a dog with fleas. 49 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,520 What do you want me to say to Kenny's clients? 50 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,080 Lumi is a buy on any weakness. End of conversation. 51 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,240 All the Pierpoint trading systems were unaffected by the power cut. 52 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,040 - Ms. Hanani? - Yeah, it's Yasmin speaking. 53 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,520 Hi, Otto Mostyn. 54 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,080 It's good to connect last night. Invitation still stands. 55 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,240 Excuse me? 56 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,800 A drink a little later? After my lunch at the club. 57 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,120 How can I help you? 58 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,800 Well, bad days tend to be good days for me. 59 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,240 I just wanted to get a sell-side sense of how Lumi is feeling. 60 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,640 Who is that? 61 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,480 It's Otto Mostyn. 62 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,680 Yeah, but which portfolio manager? 63 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,600 Otto Mostyn. 64 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,640 - Hang up. - I... 65 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,600 She'll get back to you. 66 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,440 He's only ever calling a junior salesperson 67 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,120 to take a turn out of them. You don't wanna get involved with Mostyn. 68 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,000 - You good? - I'll be fine. Are you good? 69 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,600 Me? Any better, it'd be a sin. 70 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,800 What's wrong with your back? 71 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,160 Listen, Eric, I'm about to breach my risk limit. 72 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,200 I can't buy any more Lumi stock to support it. 73 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,480 I'll see what I can do. 74 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,160 You're getting absolutely hosed. You still running that sterling position? 75 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,080 What's that got to do with this IPO, cunt? 76 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,840 Nothing. It's just, what happens when the Bank of England 77 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,680 - hikes rates this morning? - Why would you say that? 78 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,120 Why would you say... Why would you incept that fucking stress 79 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,200 into my head? 80 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,840 - What? What? Ju-- - I'm trying to-- 81 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,360 If you speak again, I'm FedEx-ing you back to Watford. 82 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,720 Now, get the fuck out of my face. 83 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,040 These posh guys are literally defined by their, like, 84 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,640 sexual derangement. 85 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:38,240 This Guardian article is spilling the tea on Henry Muck. 86 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,320 So, my best mate, Treacle, she's with Select. 87 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:45,760 Her body? Too dangerous for social media. Like the most insane butt fold. 88 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,360 And these, like, tiny, perfect little angel tits. 89 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,880 Anyway. So, she matched with Henry Muck, and he took her on this incredible date-- 90 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,440 Why? Why are you telling me this? 91 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,640 Can someone in tech support give me a straight fucking answer on... 92 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,920 You gonna get that? 93 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,960 - I'm-- - Yasmin... 94 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,240 - Just-- - ...pick up the phone. 95 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,480 I'm gonna be si... 96 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,520 No drama here! There's drama on the end of the line. 97 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,080 - Get back to work. - I told you, her heels are too high. 98 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,240 - I'm sorry. - Listen, 99 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:16,040 this constant state of emergency, this is it, this is as good as it gets. 100 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,560 You wanna know what's worse than a ringing phone? Silence. 101 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,080 Are we gonna get this stock to close above 480? 102 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,240 If you can't handle it, show yourself out the door. 103 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,920 Anna Gearing's on the line. 104 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,840 You know, it seems like I'm doing two people's jobs 105 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,600 on what feels like quite a significant day. 106 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,920 Your tone with me is inappropriate. 107 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,600 Eric, fuck her tone. 108 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,600 Your Coach Carter camaraderie is bullshit, 109 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,080 when making management decisions, like, I don't know, 110 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,720 losing a fucking executive director the morning of an IPO. 111 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,040 You're fucking nuts! 112 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,720 Anna, hi, I'm so sorry. It's been a crazy morning. 113 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,640 Did you guys oversell the fundamental story? 114 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,240 Do people know something that I don't? 115 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,400 My reputation in front of my board is on the line here. 116 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,920 Did Pierpoint overvalue Lumi? 117 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:05,440 Anna, you have to trust me, okay? This is just panic. 118 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,840 You don't want to be trigger-happy 119 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,120 and look daft when the market turns in our favor. 120 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,320 - It better turn. - I'm bid only, Lumi. 121 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,680 Bid only. It's just finding a level. 122 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,920 If anyone asks for an offer, they'll end up like Mussolini and his Mrs. 123 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,440 -...'cause of the disruption... - Is this price live? 124 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,160 We started at 430, and we're already trading down at 400. 125 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,880 What percentage decrease is that? 126 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,240 Do it in your head, fuckface. What did you read at Oxford? 127 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,320 Geography. 128 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,440 Why? 129 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,280 Harry, good to see you, mate. 130 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,280 - Yeah, yeah. Have a good day. - And you as well, Sir Henry. 131 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,320 Well, try not to monitor it like a day trader then, sir. 132 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,440 Are you kidding? Every tick down is potentially tens of millions-- 133 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,800 - What, off your net worth? - Tobias, yeah. 134 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,960 - Congratulations. - Thanks for supporting. 135 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,640 Thank you for being here. Thank you. 136 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,680 Off the valuation of the company, 137 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,120 to its public perception, and therefore its health, 138 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,040 and consequently, its ability to do good. 139 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,640 How did these hacks get my fucking number? 140 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,640 I've got Ed Cumming from The Telegraph. 141 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:03,160 Tell him to fuck off for a minute, yeah? Wait a minute. The... The Telegraph. 142 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,720 Moderate that to piss off then, yeah? 143 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,040 Caedi... 144 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:10,800 Are you okay? 145 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,160 - Am I okay? Yeah, fine. - Yeah. 146 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:16,600 You're not... you're not panicking. Not yet, I mean. 147 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,640 Caedi... 148 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,000 tell me it'll all be fine. 149 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,880 Yeah, okay. Don't let me derail you from whatever task you were undertaking. 150 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,760 Look, I know it's not actually my job to tell you this, 151 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,320 but you should not speak to the press right now. 152 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,240 Anything you say this close to the launch might be considered offering language, 153 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,720 and we might get in shit with the regulator. 154 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,320 Plus, the market might misread you. 155 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,040 What's her fucking name? 156 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,240 You know her fucking name. You just used it. 157 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,880 - It's Caedi. - Caedi, Caedi. 158 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,760 If you could make your way through the corridor. 159 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:50,920 Patch The Tele through. 160 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,600 And get MarketWatch and City A.M. and all our other pals. 161 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,080 Ask Jannette for their details. 162 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,760 None of the Norton papers. 163 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,240 We don't want it to look like a conflict of interest. 164 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,160 Thank you, Caedi. 165 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,640 Yeah, time for some... 166 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,120 some smart triage, yeah? 167 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,320 Can you set us up with a war room back at the office? Can we do that? 168 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,720 - Like a meeting room? - Yeah. 169 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,160 Meeting room, good. 170 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:16,960 Okay. 171 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,960 Well, I've been wrestling with my expectations of you 172 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:28,120 and the lived reality of this peculiar hungover 173 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,640 new hire sitting in front of me. 174 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,400 - Thank you. - There's a dissonance. 175 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,360 How so? 176 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,600 Well, your former boss called us nine times. 177 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,640 I never did take his call. 178 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,920 His email follow-ups were always these brusque imperatives like, 179 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,960 “Re. H. Stern. Not a smart hire.” 180 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,800 Nine times. 181 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,440 Telling us not to hire you. 182 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,320 If it was incompetence, I'd expect once, or not at all. 183 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,760 If you were problematic, maybe three, but the fact that he called nine 184 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,360 gave me pause. 185 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,200 So... 186 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,680 either he really can't stand you... 187 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:16,240 or he doesn't want anyone else to have you. 188 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,600 Which is it? 189 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,440 He doesn't like people who go against the grain. 190 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,920 Fuck! 191 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,240 Fuck! 192 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,680 Well, Anna seemed to want you. 193 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,520 And, you know, as the calls compounded, 194 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,240 I began to think to myself, 195 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:41,520 "This Harper Stern must be a pretty unique individual." 196 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,080 Look, I want to hedge our exposure on the Lumi IPO. 197 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,160 Does Anna know about this? 198 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,000 No. But I'm sick of losing money. 199 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,520 So, you've been behind enemy lines. 200 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,640 Who do I call at Pierpoint? 201 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,960 What kind of qualities do you like in a salesperson? 202 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,080 Naive and amenable. 203 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,040 Yasmin Kara-Hanani. 204 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,840 Next up, we've got Jonno Brinto from the FT. 205 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,840 Look, if you want to brief the press, 206 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,800 do it through prepared, printed comments. And get your PR people on it. 207 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,000 You don't want to leave room for interpretation. 208 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,040 Why hide behind the inhumanity of a press release? 209 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,800 There's way less scope to be misconstrued. 210 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,960 Yeah. 211 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,440 Jonno! I was... 212 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,280 I was surprised not to see you at the old Wykehamist thing. 213 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,440 Is that really a surprise? 214 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,160 Sorry, mate. Dog's going mad. One sec. 215 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,840 Let me tell you, 216 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:46,120 from my experience of working with you, you are not thinking straight. 217 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,080 All right, take a moment, clear your head. 218 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,720 If you don't want counsel from me, fine. 219 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,360 - Talk to your board. - Yeah, they're a committee. 220 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,640 Leave me alone. 221 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,480 Sorry about that. 222 00:09:55,960 --> 00:10:00,040 So, what do you make of the growing rumors that the smart money's leaving Lumi? 223 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,760 Why all this negativity straight out the gate? 224 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,720 I got a tip that Ashford Asset Management pulled out. 225 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,600 Whispers that some other bigger guys might. 226 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,320 Fidelity, Millennium. 227 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,680 What's causing this avalanche? 228 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,920 You know, we don't lose sleep over the whims of institutional investors. 229 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,960 You know, this is a democratic company. 230 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,880 I care about our customers and affordable energy. 231 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,520 You know, Jonno, I respect the man in the street, 232 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,040 not the man in the office. 233 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,080 I like that line. Nice. 234 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:30,640 In fact, 235 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:34,880 you know, we might offer some stock to our customers via the Lumi app. 236 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,480 Like that disastrous Deliveroo policy? 237 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,760 Yeah, well, we'd never execute it that badly. 238 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,280 Anyway, I was joking. 239 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:47,800 The point is, I can't see how more shares for retail investors is a bad thing. 240 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,560 Great. 241 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,760 I think I've got everything. Cheers. 242 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,720 You know, you're in danger of becoming... 243 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,080 overfamiliar. 244 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,280 I think it's best you take a walk, buddy. 245 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,680 I can't keep supporting Lumi. 246 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,040 I can't buy any more without breaching my risk limit. 247 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,200 The only people calling want your bid. I've got Piers wanting a price. 248 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,440 Stop answering the phone to fucking sellers! 249 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,400 That's Piers from Pluto. 250 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,800 He's a big name. I've had to eat shit to get him to speak to me. 251 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,600 I don't give a fuck if it's Bluto from Popeye. 252 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,360 Listen, if anyone tries to sell Lumi through me again, 253 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,760 I'm cracking heads! 254 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,760 I'm not getting tested by some Cheltenham Lady's College cu... 255 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,800 Yeah? Go on, finish your fucking thought. 256 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,840 You can't threaten violence on the floor. 257 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:47,360 Okay, what? Only allude to it then, yeah? I am violence! I am violence! 258 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,760 Rish, what the fuck? What's going on? 259 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,440 Who the fuck is this? 260 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,600 Ramdani. 261 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,360 Eric called about your risk limit. 262 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,760 Consider it raised. Executive decision on my part. 263 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,760 Pierpoint. 264 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,240 No, it's William Adler. 265 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,880 What am I seeing this morning? Nothing more than early jitters. 266 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,880 The name's best in class and any early weakness 267 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,200 is a buying opportunity. 268 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,600 Why are you surprised I'm on the phone? 269 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,680 I never miss the floor for the IPO of names I believe in. 270 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,960 No, no, no. 271 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,160 No, you're good, you're good. You can have it. 272 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,680 Yeah, yeah, let me get a trader for you. 273 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,800 Ramdani, I have an order for you. 274 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,560 - Buyer of Lumi. - Great. 275 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,920 Good morning, everyone. Can I please suggest a bit of poise? 276 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,600 - Thank you. - Yeah, Ramdani, Pierpoint. 277 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,040 Yeah, I can do that. Great. Let's move to IB... 278 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,440 Down 2.8. 279 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,080 Okay, on the tape now. 280 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,840 Bank of England leave rates where they are after expectations to hike. 281 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:59,120 This is positive for UK equities and for Lumi. 282 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,520 Oh, thank fuck. We're actually rallying. 283 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,480 Kiss anything you believe in. 284 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,600 Oh, my fucking God. Have you seen these tweets? 285 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,720 What tweets? 286 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,640 Jonno Brinto at the FT. 287 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:19,040 "Lumi CEO confirms smart money exits energy firm." 288 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:24,360 No. No. No. No. Come on, stay steady. Fuck! 289 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,320 Fuck, it's fucking whiplash this morning. It's fucking whiplash this morning! Shit! 290 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,280 Just turn your phone off for a bit, yeah? 291 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,720 We've been trading for less than half a day. 292 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,880 And the US is gonna come in soon. 293 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,640 That'll mean more flow, more appetite. 294 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,400 You don't understand, it's fucked. 295 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,120 The price is the confidence. The confidence in me, 296 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,840 the confidence in the company. 297 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,160 Look, if you just stopped and listened to the people around you-- 298 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,000 Look. What have you got to offer me? 299 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,000 I don't think you realize this is much larger than me or you. 300 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,600 It's all above board, though. 301 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,840 Of course, it's all above board. I'm not a crook. 302 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,440 It's just... 303 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,960 we're at the mercy of 304 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,320 external factors. 305 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,400 We're at the mercy of the market. 306 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:22,920 To make this last ten years a success, to catalyze it into something real, 307 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,800 I've had to enter this crapshoot, this fucking casino! 308 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,840 It's not my fault this is the way 309 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,600 our clueless society decided we raise capital! 310 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,880 Fuck. 311 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,440 Six hundred and forty-two people work for me. 312 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,880 Six hundred and forty-two people 313 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,760 rely on this business for their livelihoods. 314 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,320 Two million households. 315 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,360 That's homes going cold, right? 316 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,960 As long as Lumi gets the installation contract 317 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,040 on the prepayment meters. I mean... 318 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,040 do you care? 319 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,880 - What the hell are you talking about? - No, 'cause you forget... 320 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:12,480 that I've sat through all your evangelism, your fucking soapboxing. 321 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,480 I've heard you parrot all the literature. It opens people's wallets, doesn't it? 322 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,120 That's called selling the vision, you moron! 323 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,640 - That's bringing people with you! - Yeah, but it's built on nothing. 324 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,600 Yeah, everything's built on nothing. That's how you build something. 325 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,120 - You talk it into becoming. - Yeah, too fucking right. It's messianic. 326 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,280 Yeah, it's... It's "fake it till you make it." 327 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,160 Well, let me ask you a more direct question, then. 328 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,760 If you... if you believe in this so much, 329 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,200 then why is the lock-up period on your shares so short? 330 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,520 - It's 60 days! - Yeah, it's fuck all! 331 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,440 It's almost unheard of. It's the lowest it could be. 332 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,360 So, you can start selling your shares ASAP after the listing. 333 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,160 So, I'm not allowed to be motivated by personal remuneration 334 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,360 and by reforming an industry for the better? 335 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:54,120 You see, this is the fucking problem with how so many people see the world. 336 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,160 Two things can be true at once! 337 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,360 Maybe you'll realize that when you grow up. 338 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,840 I've never met anyone with a bigger blind spot. 339 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,680 Spare me. 340 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,120 What, the preacher from Pierpoint? 341 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,960 You work for an investment bank. You are the parasite's parasite. 342 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,040 You're paid to follow me around and service me. 343 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,760 - Who's the fucking loser here? - You are! 344 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,480 Should we intervene? 345 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,960 'Cause you're just like every other 346 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:28,000 overqualified, underdeveloped, parentally backstopped child. 347 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,240 Your wins are yours. 348 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,480 And your losses? Well, they're someone else's problem. 349 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,960 Your life's one long fucking MBA course, isn't it? 350 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,880 Why don't you call me a posh cunt and be done with it? 351 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,680 Now, two words instead of 30, easier for you. 352 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,960 Go on, say it. 353 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,640 I bet it gives someone like you a genuine thrill. 354 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,560 Nah. 355 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,480 I'll just let people call you a posh cunt behind your back. 356 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,960 Pussy. 357 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,680 Fuck off! 358 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,080 Fuck you! 359 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,560 Posh cunt! 360 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,200 What are they doing? 361 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,720 Yay for Lumi! 362 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,880 Hello! 363 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,280 So, glad we built one of these. 364 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,000 - Hey. - Robert, where the fuck are you? 365 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,880 Yeah, I don't think I'm going to make it back. 366 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,640 You okay? You sound stressed. 367 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,520 - What's going on with you? - Lumi continues to trade 368 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,720 like my mother-in-law's sex appeal. 369 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,120 Where were you last night? 370 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,720 I shouldn't have given you that stupid necklace. 371 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,440 It was a dumb, expensive, extension finishing gift. 372 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,040 Okay? Please don't overthink it. 373 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,960 Hey, no, don't be stupid. It's not-- I love it. 374 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,200 Please come back. 375 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,880 You make it bearable here. 376 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,960 Give me your best three ideas to hedge our Lumi exposure. 377 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,640 I thought you were a brain. 378 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,960 Yeah... 379 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,480 One, buy natural gas futures. 380 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,520 Biggest risk to Lumi as they're exposed to rising gas prices. 381 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,680 Two, buy credit default swaps on a basket of oil and natgas companies... 382 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,760 What the fuck are they doing? 383 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,440 The government will have to cap consumer prices, 384 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,000 leaving the majors on the hook. 385 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,480 The market is already starting to sniff this shift. 386 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,080 I don't do sugar. 387 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,680 I'll have one if you're making one. 388 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,280 Yeah, for sure. 389 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,360 Did you see those bruises on Taylor's legs? 390 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,640 Damn! 391 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,280 Travis is really putting the girl to work. 392 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,480 Good for her. 393 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,680 Three, long-term, short the pound. Government bailout risk. 394 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,200 Taxpayers may have to subsidize Lumi if it fails. 395 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,640 Plus, the UK is a faded power scrambling for relevance. 396 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,200 Longer, longer-term? 397 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,920 I don't wanna trade for the next decade. I want to trade for today. 398 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:54,400 Price any of those up now. I'm sure they're all making money. Today. 399 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,400 Okay. 400 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,160 Let's go put Anna's money where your mouth is. Follow me. 401 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,360 She thinks she's Meghan fucking Markle, 402 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,560 because she swans into the Broadstone Place entrance 403 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,440 in Chiltern, when actually, she's very second-day at Frieze. 404 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,080 You're right, they're all in the green. 405 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,040 - Probably missed the move, though. - No, you haven't. 406 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,640 Call Yasmin and ask for price on the CDS trade. 407 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,040 Pierpoint, Yasmin speaking. 408 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,000 - Hi, Anna. - It's Petra. 409 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,680 I want your price on the CDS to the listed oil and natgas basket. 410 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,080 Five million. 411 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,640 Petra, I assumed it would be Anna. 412 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,440 Can you do this for me or not? 413 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,840 Rishi will be too busy. She'll use Anraj. He's more junior. 414 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,440 Rish, can you price some CDS? Five million. 415 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,400 Does it look like I can price some CDS? Use Palm Angels. 416 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,600 Oi! Nobel Laureate in noncing, you're up. 417 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,640 Anraj, FutureDawn want your price in the listed oil and natgas CDS. 418 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,560 They can have it at 1.75. 419 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,040 Petra, we can make it for you at 1.75. 420 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,800 What? 421 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,240 I'm seeing 200 on my screen. How are you doing this? 422 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,000 Say, "Mine there, Yas." 423 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,520 Mine there, Yas. 424 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,200 Please send the confirm. 425 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,560 - FutureDawn buys at 1.75. - Sending confirm. 426 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,960 - Who was that? - FutureDawn. 427 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,440 Wanted to trade some CDS protection on oil and natgas names. 428 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,160 Strange. 429 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,200 Nice little upswing in that already. 430 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,080 Very interesting. 431 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,640 Don't pick up the phone to Pierpoint for the next hour. 432 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,520 Noted. 433 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,360 We're offering all our customers 434 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,000 - a one-time only offer... - They're waiting for you. 435 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,480 - ...it's a super cheap variable tariff... - Who is? 436 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,680 - ...that comes with full... - All of them, the board. 437 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,280 Good afternoon, Lumi energy... 438 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,040 Shit. 439 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,920 - Do we have a jacket in the office? - No, you implemented a no-jacket policy. 440 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,560 - Fuck. - I'm so sorry. 441 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,320 Right, let me check with someone in our support team, 442 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,160 they'll be able to resolve the issue. 443 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,360 It's green, yeah. 444 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,680 - If you like the outdoors. - Yeah. 445 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,880 What the fuck are you doing? 446 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,960 Why did I get a new trade confirm? 447 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,800 You don't have authority over what I trade. 448 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,160 You're embarrassing yourself. 449 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,160 This is such a betrayal of our friendship. 450 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,200 And your overemotional behavior is a betrayal of our status as colleagues. 451 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,440 I work for you, Anna. 452 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,280 - I'm just gonna excuse-- - Sit down! 453 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,520 You drove me to the fucking hospital when I was having my fucking kid. 454 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,120 You are the godmother to fucking Boadicea. 455 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,880 You asked me to be godmother. What was I gonna do? Say no? 456 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,640 You employ me, Anna. What would no have done to that? 457 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,000 I mean, how many other godparents were there? 458 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,200 Four. But that is not the point, I always thought of us as equals. 459 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,080 No. You've made it very clear that this is not my fund. 460 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,320 You're the one who pushed for a friendship. 461 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,920 Just be a fucking person! 462 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,480 - What? - Is this about the IPO? 463 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,280 Do you mean be like this? 464 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,280 And you, I don't even have the words for what you are. 465 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,600 You are everything everyone said you were. 466 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,080 Your board are here to see you. 467 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,600 We're not fucking finished here. 468 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,120 I need some air. 469 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,680 Pierpoint, Eric Tao. 470 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,720 Hello? 471 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,880 Hello? 472 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,760 Well, this wasn't in the diary. 473 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,480 You ever want to confuse a room full of hyper-educated corporates 474 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,680 just utter the words "business casual." 475 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,720 We've been hearing a lot of concerning things about your conduct 476 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,040 and the way you've been comporting yourself 477 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,160 in the last 24 hours. 478 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,840 I don't know why we're burying the lede. 479 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,160 Why the hell did you massage the numbers so late in the day? 480 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,320 Well, we needed a better EV/EBITDA multiple. 481 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,400 A more palatable valuation pre-IPO, a higher share price. 482 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,600 Massaging your short-term and long-term liabilities 483 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,560 is totally in line with normal banking practice. 484 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,560 Then why has your CFO just tendered his resignation? 485 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,720 Oh, Kwaku's resigned, has he? 486 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,280 How noble. 487 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,280 He is going to wait to announce publicly. 488 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,200 Henry, you were a great marketer 489 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,960 and money raiser, but you are not a manager. 490 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:36,040 The company's at a different stage and has outgrown your skill set. 491 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,280 Perhaps, it would be prudent 492 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,880 for you to consider your own position post-IPO? 493 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,720 Guys, nothing's happened. 494 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,720 Yeah. 495 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:49,920 It literally... 496 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,920 Nothing's changed. 497 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,120 By the end of the day... 498 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,040 none of this is real. 499 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,360 Henry has just walked out. 500 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,240 Oh, for fuck's sake, Muck. 501 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,840 Where's he going? 502 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,720 Oh, you bastard. 503 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,520 Who are you? 504 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,280 Sorry. I'm Robert. 505 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,960 I rang the bell, but there was no answer. 506 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,240 I didn't hear the bell ring. 507 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,680 Yeah. 508 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,240 Look, I know this is very inappropriate, so soon. 509 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,000 Well, it's a little gross, actually. 510 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,120 But I really need to retrieve some time-sensitive documents. 511 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,600 - Where do you work? - Pierpoint. 512 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,040 Mallon Mercer are a client. 513 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,560 Her study's upstairs. 514 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,800 More tweets have landed, reports the board were seen 515 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,200 going into Lumi. Crisis talks? 516 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,400 I mean, that has to be bearish, right? 517 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,880 - The price certainly thinks so. - These rumors are killing us. 518 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,280 The CEO needs to be kept out of the story here. 519 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,440 We're still only buyers. Only buyers of Lumi... 520 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,000 You know, he's quite dark, right, Henry? 521 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,520 You know what I said about Treacle? 522 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,240 No more about Treacle. Honestly, we've covered Treacle. 523 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,280 You don't want Treacle? Fine. 524 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:39,000 I just thought you might wanna know that Henry asked her to piss on him 525 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,240 on the second date. 526 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:42,800 Yeah. 527 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:47,080 Look, I don't wanna kink-shame him, but he's, like, into urine. 528 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,400 All right, okay. Thanks, Sweetpea. 529 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,200 ...little reason to fear importing inflation overseas. 530 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,400 You don't look well. 531 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,080 The European Central Bank... 532 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,280 Sorry, I'm fine. 533 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,240 This is just people pushing buttons. 534 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,320 Either we push the ones that benefit us, 535 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,000 or we coax people into pushing the ones that benefit us. 536 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,160 And you know what? People are buttons, too. 537 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,240 That's sales. 538 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,040 Hey, Bill, what did Newman used to say about markets? 539 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,080 Smoke and mirrors. 540 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:16,000 This is all smoke and mirrors, but it's indivisible from reality. 541 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,240 So, we make reality. 542 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,360 What are you thinking about? 543 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,280 Urine. 544 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,520 - Sorry, what? - Oh, sorry... 545 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,440 We make reality. 546 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,960 Look, man. What are you hearing about Lumi? 547 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,040 Thank you. 548 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,240 I'm long. Yeah, long. Up to my nuts. 549 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,920 Why do we feel so understaffed? 550 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,720 I let go of an expensive ED, Kenny Kilbane. 551 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,640 On the eve of an IPO? I meant over the next quarter. 552 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,240 Hey, what kind of fucking decision making is that? 553 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,360 Was that planned? 554 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,120 - I made an executive decision. - You made an irrational decision. 555 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,520 Why does the CEO keep making himself a story? 556 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,360 We need to keep him out of the limelight. These rumors are killing us. 557 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,520 Bill, you already said that. 558 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,040 Of course, it's important you fucking hear me. 559 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,400 Rob, it's Yasmin. Where's Henry? I think I know something we can do. 560 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,680 Call me back urgently. 561 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,720 You didn't find what you were looking for, then? 562 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,440 No. 563 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,120 You didn't have sex on this, did you? 564 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,800 Were you fucking Mummy? 565 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,000 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Oh, come on. 566 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,520 You're a textbook target of hers. 567 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,640 Did she shower you with gifts and fly you to Formentera? 568 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,360 She did that with her favorites. 569 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,480 I'm joking. 570 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,480 You can't fly to Formentera. 571 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,920 She wouldn't have done that for anyone. 572 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,200 I had no idea she had a family. 573 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,000 Neither did she. 574 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,880 She was fucking selfish. 575 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,080 Still, I guess that's how she made so much fucking money. 576 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,440 She was so fucking Hello! magazine. 577 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,960 - What does that mean? - A bit flash. 578 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,280 - You know, a bit common. - It was her money. 579 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,360 She can behave how she wants with it. 580 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,880 You fucking freak. You actually liked her. 581 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,480 How? 582 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,440 I'm really sorry for your loss. 583 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,280 Is there anything I can do to help? 584 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,280 Were you unlucky enough to have a mother? 585 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,840 She was very... 586 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,640 present. 587 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,760 Too present. 588 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Poor you. 589 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,800 Wait. No, what are you doing? I didn't... I didn't-- 590 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,080 Shut up a second. 591 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,520 I need to be touched, please. 592 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,120 No, no, no. No. 593 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,760 No. No. 594 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,360 No. 595 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,000 I need to get back. 596 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,880 - Where do you work? - I have an exam on Monday. 597 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,320 - What, CFA? - No. 598 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,680 GCSE. 599 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,160 No. What, you're 16? 600 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,360 No, 15. 601 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,040 I have to get back for chapel. 602 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,800 - Hello. - Hey, hi. 603 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,000 I just wanted to say I was totally out of line. 604 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,400 Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. 605 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,280 - Yeah, it's cool. - You okay? 606 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,920 Yeah, yeah. 607 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,360 I forgot my Xanax at home. 608 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,200 And my mate Pierre runs this company connected to this doctor out of 609 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,680 Mexico City who prescribes medical psilocybin. 610 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,480 I've just taken a three-day dose. 611 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,800 - What, now? - It's nicely on top of proceedings. 612 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,960 It's fully integrated into my daily life. It's non-visual. 613 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,320 I feel a tremendous sense of peace. 614 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,920 - Where are you? - Lumi. 615 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,920 I've locked myself in the disabled loos. 616 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,560 Has he lost his mind? What's he doing in there? 617 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,960 So, I think he's-- You know, I think he's hiding. 618 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,920 You know, like... like hiding out? 619 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,440 Well, the market's chattering about where the fuck he is. 620 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,120 People think he's been replaced. We need to make him visible. 621 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,560 Well, what can I say? I think his, you know, mechanism's gone. 622 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,640 I have an idea how to turn this around. 623 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,440 We need to get him across London before the close. 624 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,480 Yas, I don't know what you want me to do. 625 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,920 The guy's locked himself in a fucking khazi. 626 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,000 Just meet me at Lumi in 30 minutes. 627 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,280 You good? You okay? 628 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,400 Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Why wouldn't I be? You? 629 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,120 I am hanging out my ass. 630 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,520 Right, well, I recommend a cheese sandwich 631 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,280 and a really grubby wank. 632 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,760 I'm pretty sure this thing's closing down. 633 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,760 Do they have any pubs at the bottom of the Thames? 634 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,440 Anraj, call this number. It's a gentlemen's club. 635 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,760 Ask for Gregory Clark. 636 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,720 When they ask you what the message is, hang up. 637 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,040 Say less. 638 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,680 ...fucking agony. 639 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,200 Does anyone know what happens if you crush and snort ibuprofen? 640 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,880 - I'm looking for any relief I can get. - Yeah, hi. 641 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,400 I'd like to leave a message for Mr. Gregory Clark. 642 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,320 Yeah, thanks. 643 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,160 I deserve a Victoria Cross for doing this shit on a hangover. 644 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:34,320 Hi, I'm calling from Otto Mostyn's office. I have an urgent message for Mr. Mostyn. 645 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,040 Could you perhaps pass it on? 646 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,080 - What did they say? - They asked for the message. 647 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,120 Okay. 648 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,880 Any idea what the fuck is happening? 649 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,560 They're both there. I need to get off the desk. 650 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,000 - You're joking? - I... I need to... 651 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,680 I'm going to manage the CEO. 652 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,920 ...inflation at 4.5%. 653 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,160 Look, nobody knows, okay? 654 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,600 Just us, just us three. 655 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:06,280 - So, please, open the door. - Of course, they know. 656 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,040 They think I'm a fucking coward. 657 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,520 We're the only people that know that you're here, okay? 658 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,680 But you need to open the door so that we can change the narrative. 659 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,280 I'm not coming out. 660 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,080 Henry, if you don't open this door, 661 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,240 it's all over. Do you understand that? It's done. 662 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,640 It's finished, it's all gone. 663 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,320 Respect the years of work that you've done. 664 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,000 - It's a sunk cost. - No, it's not, okay? It's... 665 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,040 Henry. 666 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,640 Henry, open the door for me, please. 667 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,080 Be polite. 668 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,520 Look me in the eye. 669 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,680 - Let me go in on my own. - Are you sure? 670 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,480 You said he makes you uncomfortable. 671 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,440 I'm a big girl. 672 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,720 But thank you. 673 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,560 - Gentlemen only, madam. - Fine. 674 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,480 - Sir Henry, nice to see you. - Paul, hi. 675 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,360 Just make sure you all come out together, okay? 676 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,720 Are you sure this is gonna work? 677 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,000 This whole thing almost fell apart on a rumor, 678 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,080 there's no reason it can't come together on one. 679 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,360 Sure. 680 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,480 Hi. 681 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,440 Yeah, I have a tip. 682 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,800 I just saw Charles Hanani's daughter, Yasmin, on St. James Street. 683 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,280 Braverman really is... 684 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,360 Otto! 685 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,640 ...ghastly, isn't she? 686 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,400 Thought I could hear some proto-fascist warblings! 687 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,440 Oh, my boy. 688 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,760 We were just toasting your tectonic failure. 689 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,880 You've met Gregory Clark from British Electric? 690 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,040 Yeah, yeah. 691 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,920 He's bid more times for my company than is becoming, really. 692 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,520 I'm a huge admirer, Sir Henry, of what you've built, 693 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,760 but I wonder if history will vindicate our decision 694 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,600 to step away from negotiations. 695 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,160 Gregory, with respect, we were never at the negotiation table. 696 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:53,080 Well, at 4:30, we shall see 697 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,600 if Hal's folly has made any money, or whether I have to relegate him 698 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,960 from the premiership of my godchildren. 699 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,160 Or claim his success simply as wisdom inherited from you. 700 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,760 I suggest that you reacquaint yourself with the club rules and bylaws. 701 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,520 "All bitches must wear a muzzle." 702 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,560 The whole Conservative Party is a geriatric suicide cult... 703 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,000 Otto Mostyn. 704 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,680 - Robert Spearing. - ...although I suppose I will. 705 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,040 Sit down, sit down. 706 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,600 Gregory's desperate to become a member. 707 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,480 Well, I'd be happy to propose you. 708 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,640 Although, I think membership here 709 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,440 might be a bit of a slur on your character. 710 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,600 I think there might still be a couple of legacy Blackshirts on the committee. 711 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,320 Joking. 712 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,720 His father was chairman. 713 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,800 I said that I would blackball Gregory 714 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,520 if he didn't give me the skinny on their Q3 earnings. 715 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,680 I need a trip to the boys' room, excuse me. 716 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,520 Well, I'm not hanging around. 717 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,680 What the hell are you doing? 718 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,320 Trust me. I've just been in the traps, 719 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,400 and let's just say some old codger has had a lot of grouse for lunch. 720 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,760 - It's unsanitary. - What? 721 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,440 The lobster vol-au-vent has a real habit of repeating on me. 722 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:10,800 Gentlemen. 723 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,600 I trust the club provided a sanctuary 724 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,360 for you to do your best big-brained, men's-only thinking. 725 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,800 Hi, I'm Yasmin. 726 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,040 Hello, mate. 727 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,400 Could you do me a favor and just fuck off back that way? 728 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,480 Cheers. 729 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,960 Gregory, this is the Hanani girl. 730 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,120 Yeah, that's me. 731 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,080 The Hanani girl. 732 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,560 Good to see you, Gregory. 733 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,360 Good to see you. 734 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,960 Where are my statins? 735 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,280 Another day we can chalk up as being the right side of the market. 736 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,760 What was the final P&L? 737 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,760 Do you want me to say it, Rish? 738 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,960 What do you mean, want you to say it? You're the fucking junior trader. 739 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,440 You do the P&Ls, so if he asked you a question, answer it. 740 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,320 - Rishi's book-- - We-- My book was flat on the day. 741 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,800 How is that possible? You still long Sterling? 742 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,520 We finished flattish. No profit, no loss, so... 743 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,760 - Is there something we need to discuss? - Flat's the new up. 744 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,160 It's got nothing to do with Lumi. 745 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,560 We were entrusted with the company's safe launch, 746 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,800 and we delivered a safe launch, brand enhancing. 747 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,120 At least cosmetically, right? 748 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,160 Perception is reality. 749 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,880 How did nepo baby get on? 750 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,600 She... she connected the right people. 751 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,080 Good work, team. 752 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,080 Bien joué, as the French say. 753 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,680 Merci beaucoup, sir. 754 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,800 Glad to see you're settling in. 755 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,880 Well done! Help yourselves. 756 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,240 Congrats. 757 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,520 To Lumi closing up! 758 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,280 Otto Mostyn called for you. 759 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,280 I took a message. 760 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,880 Some bullshit in Italian I didn't understand, 761 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,040 or write down. 762 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,400 Yeah. 763 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,320 I think he made a lot of money today. 764 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,880 Do you know what was behind the rally into the close? 765 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,480 Early trading kinks ironed out, US appetite, 766 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,640 and some acquisition gossip 767 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:38,960 that seems to have caused a re-evaluation of Lumi's fundamentals 768 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,160 at the eleventh hour. 769 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,240 I... 770 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,160 I brokered that meeting. 771 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,320 Why did you do that? 772 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,640 Well, I wanted to give Lumi any help I could into the close. 773 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,840 You're not solipsistic enough to think it was just you, are you? 774 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,720 It was me. 775 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,600 I'm guessing a random power cut was you, too? 776 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,920 I was giving you an opportunity to diminish your responsibility. 777 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,880 I saw the gossip piece of you cozying up 778 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:19,080 to those titans of industry who also happen to be our clients. 779 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,040 It's market manipulation. 780 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,320 Is it? I mean, you're the one that said this business is people and perception. 781 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,920 All I did was use my skill set to connect people and, 782 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,440 yeah, let people perceive. 783 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,400 I have a laundry list of blind spots. 784 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,440 Forgive me, I'm a human being, but ethics in this business? 785 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,960 I'm 20-20. 786 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,840 Harper led me to believe that you value ingenuity. 787 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,840 It was a naive thing to do. I don't care about the outcome. 788 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,960 You don't have to compromise 789 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,320 or degrade yourself to prove your value to me. 790 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,720 I don't have to tell you what happens to the people on this desk 791 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,800 who don't understand the concept of a red line. 792 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,560 Why don't you just talk to me how you talked to me last night? 793 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,480 You know, like I'm a human being. 794 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,680 Okay. 795 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,680 Okay. 796 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,080 There he is. 797 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,040 There she is. 798 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,320 Hello. 799 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,160 This is she. 800 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,000 I'm pretty tired. I don't know if I have the energy 801 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,920 to come and meet you now. 802 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,320 That's very inappropriate. I shouldn't laugh at that. 803 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,920 Like, she knows that I can't say no, you know? 804 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,080 Like, we're office friends, 805 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,160 but we don't have to have a relationship at 6:00 p.m. 806 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,040 on a weekday, do you know what I mean? 807 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,440 - Hi! - Hello. 808 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,800 - We thought everyone had gone. - No. 809 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,000 Is that sustainable? 810 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,440 Yeah, actually, it is. 811 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,000 This is woke coke. So, the vials are perishable, 812 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,880 and the supply chain leads to a family-owned boutique 813 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,720 cocoa farm just outside Lima. 814 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,880 Wow, really? 815 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,960 No, not really. 816 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,880 This is just your gribbly three-for-a-hundred stuff. 817 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,760 Get an Addi Lee on FutureDawn. 818 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,680 Guy Gerber's playing at jungle bar at 'Bels. 819 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,040 Anna has a plus-four. 820 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,720 Harper! 821 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,920 - Walk me to my car? - Yes. 822 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,840 - What do you think of the Eagles? - Are they a football team? 823 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,320 I wanted you to know that I'm starting to consider other offers. 824 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,000 What's your next move? 825 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,960 Well, there's a few interested parties sniffing around. 826 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,920 Lumi working is really only a temporary reprieve. 827 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,840 Anna's misjudgments haven't sullied me yet. 828 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,800 I can still point to my own book. 829 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,360 Anna hates that I drive this. 830 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,640 Obviously, she wants one herself. But her personal brand won't allow it. 831 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,280 Maybe you should consider working for yourself. 832 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,640 Yeah, well, marketing's never really been my strong suit. 833 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,320 You know... 834 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,080 I want to work with someone 835 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,840 whose thinking isn't confined to the orthodoxy of our times. 836 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,240 Someone who doesn't wanna be cosseted by an institution, 837 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:10,760 but who wants to build their own. Anna stymies debate. 838 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,760 But I'm a fan of the dialectic. 839 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,920 I don't think there's one true way of doing anything. 840 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,880 I think there are people... 841 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,480 circumstances, and opportunity. That's it. 842 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,080 How did you get such a favorable CDS price out of that Pierpoint trader? 843 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,320 He was junior, a bit green. 844 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,720 But the kicker is I did have inside edge. 845 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,480 Pierpoint don't provide live prices 846 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,440 for their oil and natgas graphs for juniors, so... 847 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,440 he was always pricing 15 minutes behind us. 848 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,760 We don't need to cheat. 849 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,760 We just need to be better than everyone else. 850 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,760 Look, there's nothing cruel or inhuman about rational selfishness, 851 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,840 but I don't like how much pleasure you just gleaned from telling me that. 852 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,920 You need to leave whatever personal animus you have 853 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,040 against your former employer at the door. 854 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,560 Set fire to it, okay? 855 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,920 And by the way, 856 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,320 I know you didn't graduate. 857 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,760 You know, I'm starting to think that higher education is a bubble. 858 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,400 Night. 859 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,800 Welcome. Can I take your coat? 860 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,080 - Yes, please. I'm just over there. - Sure. 861 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,240 Thank you. 862 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,760 Him and Brett and Fred, I'd say. 863 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,520 So, I'm guessing the board didn't replace you then. 864 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,680 Saved by the price. 865 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,200 Did you invite me here to watch you eat? 866 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,480 No. 867 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,520 I invited you here to seduce you. 868 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,480 How did you get my number? 869 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,280 I don't know if you know, but my... 870 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,960 my uncle owns a few newspapers. 871 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,960 I've had the turbot here before. It's genuinely excellent... 872 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,720 My dad would have enjoyed this. 873 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,160 He used to say to me... 874 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,560 "You're born with a silver spoon in your mouth." 875 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,640 "People are gonna assume you're an idiot." 876 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,000 "Pathetic, attention-seeking whore." 877 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,680 - Excuse me? -"I don't blame her 878 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,080 for the sins of her father." 879 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,480 "She's unbelievable." 880 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,000 That last one's the only one I agree with, naturally. 881 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,160 I assume you've been... 882 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,320 refreshing the comments on your article like a lunatic. 883 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,000 They may have crossed my mind. 884 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,200 Have another look. 885 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,160 I had a word with my uncle. 886 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,840 Nobody is ever gonna see that image again. 887 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,160 Look at me. 888 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,400 Now, look at you. 889 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,480 That's why this is never gonna happen. 890 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:09,000 Excusez-moi, madame. The gentleman has paid the bill. 891 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:12,200 He left you a bottle of wine he brought himself. 892 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,440 Sorry if I'm overstepping, but I didn't know 893 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,200 there was a bottle of this particular vintage in the UK. 894 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,880 Do you have a bottle opener? 895 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,760 No, madame. You don't drink this. 896 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,800 I'm sorry you saw me like that. 897 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:00,840 It's appalling. 898 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,440 How am I supposed to sleep in that bed now? 899 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,120 Is that your new kink? 900 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,320 It's not enough for you to fuck people up when they're outside of the womb. 901 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,480 You've got to fuck them up when they're in there as well. 902 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,520 Why did you make me come here? 903 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,880 You're just trying to fucking torture me. 904 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,680 I have needed to tell you something. 905 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,160 I've run out of rope, okay? 906 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,320 What do you mean? 907 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,480 - Oh, Mina. - No, no. 908 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,560 Don't do that fucking self-loathing shtick with me. 909 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,280 It's nauseating. What? 910 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,880 If I go back to London... 911 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,120 I'll have to face criminal proceedings, all right? 912 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,200 Potentially with ruinous financial implications-- 913 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,160 No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't tell me this. 914 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,360 Why are you telling me this? What, you want to implicate me? 915 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,440 The kindest thing you can do for me right now 916 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,640 is to turn this fucking boat around, shut up, let me go home. 917 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,960 You came here. 918 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,560 You love me. 919 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,200 - You can't help but love me. - Shut up! 920 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,920 - You fucking-- - Fucking dare-- 921 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:24,000 Fuck! 922 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,040 No, you know what? 923 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,680 Everyone thinks you are a useless, pathetic, thick cunt. 924 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,480 You've done nothing with your life. Everyone knows it, everyone-- 925 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,440 Yeah, and you'll still come home to me. 926 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:46,320 Again, and again, and again. 927 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,440 You need to stop crying. 928 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,240 Hi, sorry. I've been looking for you. 929 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,120 Yeah, we were having, 930 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,520 what you would say, a session in our room. 931 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,720 Yeah, a sesh. Like, a session, yeah. 932 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,960 Vale. 933 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:29,120 I just wanted to apologize for what you may have seen. 934 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,840 - Your father and I have a very-- - It's okay. It's okay. 935 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,720 I know exactly what my dad is like. 936 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:35,880 Bueno.