1 00:00:03,359 --> 00:00:05,535 ♪ 2 00:00:23,031 --> 00:00:25,859 ♪ 3 00:00:59,067 --> 00:01:01,069 ♪ 4 00:01:12,863 --> 00:01:16,301 FREEMAN: Captain's log: TheCerritos is beginning a 12-hour warp, 5 00:01:16,345 --> 00:01:19,609 en route to a planetary survey in the Kontaran system. 6 00:01:19,652 --> 00:01:22,177 With little to do in this vacant stretch of space, 7 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:25,702 I've approved some much needed R and R for the crew. 8 00:01:25,745 --> 00:01:28,139 [indistinct chatter] 9 00:01:28,183 --> 00:01:30,010 I can't believe we all have the day off. 10 00:01:30,054 --> 00:01:31,751 What should we do? Strategema tournament? 11 00:01:31,795 --> 00:01:33,275 Oh, I can't. Dr. T'Ana 12 00:01:33,318 --> 00:01:34,841 invited me to a thing on the holodeck. 13 00:01:34,885 --> 00:01:36,495 I really need to get on her good side. 14 00:01:36,539 --> 00:01:37,757 I can't tell if she likes me 15 00:01:37,801 --> 00:01:38,821 or if she makes that face at everyone. 16 00:01:38,845 --> 00:01:40,499 Oh, okay. Uh, Rutherford? 17 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:43,067 Hey, sorry, Billups has a new soup recipe he asked me 18 00:01:43,111 --> 00:01:45,461 to try out and, after that, I promised Shaxs 19 00:01:45,504 --> 00:01:46,940 I'd throw some pottery with him. 20 00:01:46,984 --> 00:01:48,855 Jeez, what is this, commander hangout day? 21 00:01:48,899 --> 00:01:50,683 Huh, guess it's just me and you. 22 00:01:50,727 --> 00:01:52,859 [groans] I'm "with the captain" today. 23 00:01:52,903 --> 00:01:54,750 - What do you mean? - Oh, she's been bugging me to do 24 00:01:54,774 --> 00:01:56,839 some mother/daughter stuff, and I've been putting it off 25 00:01:56,863 --> 00:01:58,474 forever, and now with this long haul, 26 00:01:58,517 --> 00:02:00,040 she knows I've got no excuse. 27 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:01,888 All you guys are spending warp with a bridge buddy? 28 00:02:01,912 --> 00:02:03,218 It's not a big deal. 29 00:02:03,261 --> 00:02:04,697 Uh, yes, it is! 30 00:02:04,741 --> 00:02:06,134 Socializing with a commander can be 31 00:02:06,177 --> 00:02:07,744 a huge factor in getting a promotion. 32 00:02:07,787 --> 00:02:09,852 Well, you've got 12 hours, why don't you rub some elbows 33 00:02:09,876 --> 00:02:10,964 and make a new friend? 34 00:02:11,008 --> 00:02:12,401 [groans] I wish I served on a ship 35 00:02:12,444 --> 00:02:14,054 that had built-in social structures, 36 00:02:14,098 --> 00:02:15,795 like with Binars or Klingons. 37 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:17,208 Um, have you ever been on a Klingon ship? 38 00:02:17,232 --> 00:02:19,016 I don't think you'd like it. 39 00:02:19,059 --> 00:02:20,863 [stammers] They've been warping around the quadrant 40 00:02:20,887 --> 00:02:22,802 for centuries. I bet their Lower Decks are 41 00:02:22,846 --> 00:02:24,761 a lot nicer than you'd think. 42 00:02:24,804 --> 00:02:27,067 ♪ 43 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,642 - [snoring] - [grunts] 44 00:02:36,686 --> 00:02:38,209 - [laughter] - Come, M'ach. 45 00:02:38,253 --> 00:02:40,646 Let us eat before the squirmiest gaghis devoured. 46 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:42,213 Do not speak of gagh. 47 00:02:42,257 --> 00:02:44,259 Today I am tasked with scraping out 48 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:47,566 the worm barrels and replenishing their blood supply. 49 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:49,220 That is the worst. 50 00:02:49,264 --> 00:02:51,179 I have combat training all day. 51 00:02:51,222 --> 00:02:53,572 Save me a seat at lunch, unless I die an honorable death, 52 00:02:53,616 --> 00:02:55,095 then someone else can have it. 53 00:02:55,139 --> 00:02:57,881 Today will be a day of great honor for me. 54 00:02:57,924 --> 00:02:59,752 I am filling in at the helm. 55 00:02:59,796 --> 00:03:01,537 [laughs] Yes, the honor is palpable. 56 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,756 Have you not noticed that Commander Togg 57 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,715 has been undermining the captain? 58 00:03:05,758 --> 00:03:07,238 If so, then he should be killed. 59 00:03:07,282 --> 00:03:10,023 Exactly, and stationed at the captain's side, 60 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,764 I will be the logical choice 61 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:13,592 to be the new first officer. 62 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:15,725 - [laughter] - "Logical"? 63 00:03:15,768 --> 00:03:17,379 Are you a Vulcan now? 64 00:03:17,422 --> 00:03:20,077 Maybe you should trim your bangs and join a science vessel. 65 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,992 - [laughs] Logical! - [laughter] 66 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,951 Could you imagine serving with those biHnuchs? 67 00:03:24,995 --> 00:03:26,910 "Avoid death, and cower." 68 00:03:26,953 --> 00:03:29,391 [laughter] 69 00:03:29,434 --> 00:03:31,480 ♪ 70 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:42,142 Would anyone care for a game of chess 71 00:03:42,186 --> 00:03:44,493 when we are finished with our second duty shift? 72 00:03:44,536 --> 00:03:47,800 No. I will be composing an arrangement for the lute, 73 00:03:47,844 --> 00:03:49,976 which should take several hours. 74 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:52,240 I am available for chess. 75 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:53,893 - [beeping] - Hmm. 76 00:03:53,937 --> 00:03:56,940 I have detected an anomalous surge of metreon particles 77 00:03:56,983 --> 00:04:00,117 in System 7743.8. 78 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,642 System 7743.8 is beyond our scanning range. 79 00:04:03,686 --> 00:04:06,123 It would be, but I have implemented personal algorithms, 80 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,299 which increase our long range sensors. 81 00:04:08,343 --> 00:04:09,822 T'Lyn. 82 00:04:09,866 --> 00:04:13,217 Your assignment was to monitor tertiary impulse systems. 83 00:04:13,261 --> 00:04:14,958 That is a redundant system. 84 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:16,394 I wanted to... 85 00:04:16,438 --> 00:04:19,005 It is logical to improve our scanning capabilities, 86 00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:21,181 instead of observing non-essential systems. 87 00:04:21,225 --> 00:04:23,662 These readings are within acceptable parameters. 88 00:04:23,706 --> 00:04:26,361 Correct. However, this region has never produced this type 89 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:29,189 of anomalous energy. Does that not seem... strange? 90 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:32,018 Anomalies, by definition, are strange. 91 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:33,542 Something about this feels off. 92 00:04:33,585 --> 00:04:35,021 T'GAI: "Feels off"? 93 00:04:35,065 --> 00:04:37,372 You have been spoken to about this before, T'Lyn. 94 00:04:37,415 --> 00:04:38,938 It is illogical to ignore something 95 00:04:38,982 --> 00:04:40,592 of statistical significance. 96 00:04:40,636 --> 00:04:43,378 I must inform the captain. 97 00:04:44,204 --> 00:04:46,642 She has lost all control. 98 00:04:50,385 --> 00:04:52,648 Today is a good day to be a... 99 00:04:52,691 --> 00:04:54,127 [grunting] 100 00:04:54,171 --> 00:04:56,695 It is you who is dishonorable! 101 00:04:56,739 --> 00:04:58,871 You dare spit lies on my ship?! 102 00:04:58,915 --> 00:05:01,961 [both grunting] 103 00:05:02,005 --> 00:05:03,398 Coward! You hide behind 104 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:05,791 - the name of... - I hide behind nothing! 105 00:05:05,835 --> 00:05:08,098 [grunting] 106 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:13,233 Togg forgot what it means to be Klingon. 107 00:05:13,277 --> 00:05:15,323 I need a loyal first officer, 108 00:05:15,366 --> 00:05:19,239 a soldier of the empire who does not spit in the face of duty. 109 00:05:19,283 --> 00:05:21,067 The job will go to whoever 110 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:23,243 impresses me most today. 111 00:05:23,287 --> 00:05:24,593 [grunts] Remove this. 112 00:05:24,636 --> 00:05:27,987 I don't want that stench on my bridge. 113 00:05:28,031 --> 00:05:30,163 I will take care of it, Captain. 114 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:34,342 [grunting] 115 00:05:38,128 --> 00:05:40,391 ♪ 116 00:05:40,435 --> 00:05:43,394 Okay, let's snag a bridge buddy. 117 00:05:43,438 --> 00:05:45,614 "Kimarnt, her head cloudy"? 118 00:05:45,657 --> 00:05:47,398 Ah, thank you, Ensign... 119 00:05:47,442 --> 00:05:49,618 Boimler. I took a little Tamarian at the Academy. 120 00:05:49,661 --> 00:05:52,708 Ah, "Unzak and Vhila as children?" 121 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:54,449 Oh, uh, right, um... 122 00:05:54,492 --> 00:05:57,582 "Karno, in the forest with... Mira." 123 00:05:57,626 --> 00:06:00,019 It is hard to lose weight 124 00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:01,978 when you can replicate any food you want! 125 00:06:02,021 --> 00:06:03,893 No, no, no, that's not what I meant! 126 00:06:03,936 --> 00:06:06,504 Dang it! [Grunts] 127 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:13,946 Aw, hey, Boimler. I didn't know you had a passion for pottery. 128 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:15,315 Uh, Kayshon and I didn't really mesh. 129 00:06:15,339 --> 00:06:16,775 Since you have two bridge buddies, 130 00:06:16,819 --> 00:06:17,950 I thought we could share? 131 00:06:17,994 --> 00:06:19,299 Okie dokie! 132 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:21,345 Take your never-ending bonfire of rage 133 00:06:21,389 --> 00:06:23,086 and bury it in the clay. 134 00:06:23,129 --> 00:06:24,566 Get out of here, rage! 135 00:06:24,609 --> 00:06:26,872 That's a neat pot, Lieutenant Shaxs... did you learn 136 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:28,613 how to do that back on Bajor? 137 00:06:28,657 --> 00:06:30,746 What did you just say? 138 00:06:30,789 --> 00:06:33,313 I just asked if you learned how to throw pots on Bajor. 139 00:06:33,357 --> 00:06:35,379 - No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, do we not talk about Bajor? 140 00:06:35,403 --> 00:06:37,187 [grunts] You think I had time 141 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,469 for anything other than resisting?! 142 00:06:38,493 --> 00:06:41,147 Fighting fascism is a full-time job! 143 00:06:41,191 --> 00:06:43,149 - Run! He's not kidding! - Aah! 144 00:06:43,193 --> 00:06:44,629 [screaming] 145 00:06:44,673 --> 00:06:46,718 Put it in the clay, Papa Bear. Put it in the clay. 146 00:06:46,762 --> 00:06:48,241 I'm going to fight. 147 00:06:48,285 --> 00:06:50,461 I'm going to get revenge. I'm 148 00:06:50,505 --> 00:06:52,768 going to a make a cute little ashtray 149 00:06:52,811 --> 00:06:54,422 for my incense. 150 00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:56,554 It's going to look like a puppy. 151 00:06:56,598 --> 00:06:58,513 Ooh, a puppy. 152 00:07:01,516 --> 00:07:02,865 [laughter] 153 00:07:02,908 --> 00:07:04,823 Yes! 154 00:07:04,867 --> 00:07:06,216 Good boy! 155 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,871 That is what we will do to enemy petaQs. 156 00:07:08,914 --> 00:07:10,873 [laughter] 157 00:07:10,916 --> 00:07:12,309 Drink to honor! 158 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:15,181 Captain, your targ is most impressive. 159 00:07:15,225 --> 00:07:16,487 Like Kor's hound 160 00:07:16,531 --> 00:07:18,358 at the Battle of Klach D'kel Brakt. 161 00:07:18,402 --> 00:07:20,404 Oh, I'm surprised someone your age 162 00:07:20,448 --> 00:07:22,362 knows of that glorious day. 163 00:07:22,406 --> 00:07:24,234 Oh, it is one of my favorite slaughters. 164 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,628 We could sing a song about it, if... 165 00:07:26,671 --> 00:07:27,977 [grunts] 166 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:30,980 The blood wine barrel runs low... fetch us more. 167 00:07:31,023 --> 00:07:33,461 - Yes, sir. - [laughs] 168 00:07:35,811 --> 00:07:39,379 Why would you modify already adequate long-range sensors, 169 00:07:39,423 --> 00:07:41,469 when that is outside of your duties? 170 00:07:41,512 --> 00:07:43,253 I had a gut feeling that increasing 171 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,907 our sensor range may prove illuminating. 172 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:47,692 And now you want to adjust our current heading 173 00:07:47,736 --> 00:07:50,521 by 1.7 degrees, because of this 174 00:07:50,565 --> 00:07:51,609 "instinct." 175 00:07:51,653 --> 00:07:53,393 The energy originated in a region 176 00:07:53,437 --> 00:07:56,005 which has never experienced a comparable phenomenon. 177 00:07:56,048 --> 00:07:58,268 To ignore it would be illogical. 178 00:07:59,443 --> 00:08:03,273 Helm, adjust course to 577 mark 6. 179 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,841 Do not take my action as an endorsement 180 00:08:05,884 --> 00:08:07,320 of your behavior. 181 00:08:07,364 --> 00:08:09,322 You will spend the next two days in meditation. 182 00:08:09,366 --> 00:08:10,889 No, I do not have time for that. 183 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:13,152 I have another project, which is nearing culmination. 184 00:08:13,196 --> 00:08:14,545 T'Lyn, get a hold of yourself. 185 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,504 These outbursts will not be tolerated. 186 00:08:16,547 --> 00:08:18,897 Two days: Work on your self-control. 187 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:20,551 Through silent meditation. 188 00:08:20,595 --> 00:08:23,075 - Captain, I believe that I could modify the... - Beliefs, 189 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:24,512 feelings, instincts. 190 00:08:24,555 --> 00:08:26,775 You are behaving like a child. 191 00:08:27,776 --> 00:08:30,169 [Boimler whooping] 192 00:08:32,781 --> 00:08:34,130 You were right, Dr. T. 193 00:08:34,173 --> 00:08:35,653 This is amazing! 194 00:08:35,697 --> 00:08:38,047 Ah, nothing like clawing your way up the side 195 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:40,571 of a giant, hard piece of earth to feel alive. 196 00:08:40,615 --> 00:08:43,574 Boimler! What are you doing up here? 197 00:08:43,618 --> 00:08:45,726 Just wanted to catch up in the old hover boots and see 198 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:48,361 if you guys needed a climbing partner... Hi, Dr. T'Ana. 199 00:08:48,405 --> 00:08:50,059 You didn't bring any gear? 200 00:08:50,102 --> 00:08:52,583 Well, uh, I-I-I have the shirt and, uh, you know, the boots. 201 00:08:52,627 --> 00:08:55,586 - [boots sputtering] - [shouting] 202 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:56,718 [screams] 203 00:08:56,761 --> 00:08:58,328 Good thing safety protocols are on. 204 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,199 They-they are on, right? 205 00:09:00,243 --> 00:09:02,419 I don't know. Sure. 206 00:09:02,462 --> 00:09:05,161 [grunting] Ow, ow, ow! 207 00:09:11,471 --> 00:09:13,473 [groans] Hmm. 208 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:15,475 Why would you tell an entire shift 209 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:17,260 I get bad cramps?! 210 00:09:17,303 --> 00:09:19,044 You were on duty! 211 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:21,569 Your commanding officers have to know any medical issues 212 00:09:21,612 --> 00:09:23,353 that could impact the mission! 213 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,963 Billups doesn't need to know! 214 00:09:25,007 --> 00:09:27,313 He's not good with that stuff, it freaked him out! 215 00:09:27,357 --> 00:09:29,291 If I had to dance around everything that freaks out. 216 00:09:29,315 --> 00:09:30,969 Billups, we wouldn't get anything done! 217 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:33,581 Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him to boost the environmental 218 00:09:33,624 --> 00:09:35,844 controls to help with your hot flashes! 219 00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:38,760 [both grunting] 220 00:09:40,892 --> 00:09:42,546 [sighs] 221 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:45,462 Oh, nothing like that Hawaiian surf. 222 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:47,029 Crisp air, tasty waves. 223 00:09:47,072 --> 00:09:49,031 - This is gonna be great. - Sir. 224 00:09:49,074 --> 00:09:52,295 Ensign. Oh, you remember those luaus, on the beach? 225 00:09:52,338 --> 00:09:54,514 - Ah, so good! - Yeah, friggin' pigs, dude! [whoops] 226 00:09:54,558 --> 00:09:56,516 Nothing like the feel of Hawaiian sand 227 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,606 after riding those tropical waves. 228 00:09:58,649 --> 00:10:01,652 Mr. Boimler, are you also from Hawaii? 229 00:10:01,696 --> 00:10:03,828 From-from Hawaii? Oh, uh... 230 00:10:03,872 --> 00:10:06,396 He has to be... only people who grew up on the islands 231 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,354 like us could describe it like that. 232 00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:09,965 You're all from Hawaii? 233 00:10:10,008 --> 00:10:11,357 Um, aloha! 234 00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:12,794 Yep, small galaxy, huh? 235 00:10:12,837 --> 00:10:15,274 I can't believe there's another Hawaiian on board! 236 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:16,885 We're hitting the beach this afternoon. 237 00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:19,017 Holodeck Three... You should join us. 238 00:10:19,061 --> 00:10:20,671 To clean up or... 239 00:10:20,715 --> 00:10:22,760 [laughs] No, to hang out! 240 00:10:22,804 --> 00:10:24,675 Unless you don't miss the islands? 241 00:10:24,719 --> 00:10:27,460 No, I mean, yeah, I mean, I am homesick for Hawaii. 242 00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:30,289 I grew up in Hawaii and, man, do I miss Hawaii. 243 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:33,205 - Wait, didn't you say you're from a vineyard? - Uh... 244 00:10:33,249 --> 00:10:35,425 - Pineapple or coffee? - Both? 245 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,646 Whoa! Now that's tropical. 246 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:42,693 [belches] 247 00:10:42,737 --> 00:10:45,740 Next time, fetch your own wine. [grunts] 248 00:10:45,783 --> 00:10:47,393 [laughter] 249 00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:49,352 - [snoring] - [grunting] 250 00:10:49,395 --> 00:10:50,875 I demand assistance. 251 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:53,008 Could someone just... [grunting] 252 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:55,271 Captain, ah, yes, I thank you. 253 00:10:55,314 --> 00:10:57,055 I cannot move this overweight... 254 00:10:57,099 --> 00:10:59,405 When you're done fooling around, walk my targ. 255 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:02,234 He ate that traitor's leg, and will need to be shuffled around 256 00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,933 until it passes, or he will have gas. 257 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,979 Yes, sir. 258 00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:09,415 [groans] 259 00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,679 [sighs] 260 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,769 [nearby trilling] 261 00:11:18,947 --> 00:11:21,384 You are working instead of meditating. 262 00:11:21,427 --> 00:11:22,907 I am nearly finished. I will meditate 263 00:11:22,951 --> 00:11:24,604 as soon as the project is complete. 264 00:11:24,648 --> 00:11:26,215 You know your rebellions will only 265 00:11:26,258 --> 00:11:27,651 lead to punitive spiritualism. 266 00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:29,305 I am not rebellious. 267 00:11:29,348 --> 00:11:32,438 I simply am enjoying the project and hoped to finish it today 268 00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,440 so I can continue with other work. 269 00:11:34,484 --> 00:11:36,616 Perhaps if you did not spend all of your time 270 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,749 following rules, you, too, would appreciate 271 00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:41,273 that there is more for us to learn and achieve. 272 00:11:41,317 --> 00:11:42,971 Are you attempting to insult me? 273 00:11:43,014 --> 00:11:44,929 I merely wish for you to join me in broadening 274 00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:46,888 your definition of how to synthesize data. 275 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,759 That sounds like an insult to me. 276 00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:51,066 Perhaps you could look to me as your confidant. 277 00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:53,198 In Klingon culture, they designate those who stand 278 00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,634 with one another as cha'Dich. 279 00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:56,288 We are not Klingon. 280 00:11:56,332 --> 00:11:57,768 Nor are we Borg drones. 281 00:11:57,812 --> 00:11:59,770 We do not have to blindly follow orders. 282 00:11:59,814 --> 00:12:02,686 "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." 283 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:05,123 The high command would be most interested to learn 284 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,951 of your relaxed attitude. 285 00:12:06,995 --> 00:12:09,127 How would they find out? Would you report me? 286 00:12:09,171 --> 00:12:12,130 If it is for your own good. You are clearly unstable. 287 00:12:12,174 --> 00:12:14,089 You are not yourself, T'Lyn. 288 00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:16,482 - Everyone has noticed. - Then I hope they notice 289 00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:19,094 how unconcerned I am about their assessment. 290 00:12:20,922 --> 00:12:23,489 Why didn't you just tell them you're not from Hawaii? 291 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,622 I tried! Sort of. It all just happened fast! 292 00:12:25,665 --> 00:12:27,493 Suddenly I was just part of the ohana. 293 00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:30,255 - Isn't that what you wanted? - Yeah, but what if Ransom finds out I lied? 294 00:12:30,279 --> 00:12:32,170 He could demote me to work at a penal colony where 295 00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:34,892 I'd have to mate with the enemy to form a new civilization... 296 00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:37,349 FREEMAN: Ensign Mariner, report to my quarters for hanging out. 297 00:12:37,373 --> 00:12:38,809 [sighs] 298 00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:42,160 This is the longest warp of my life! 299 00:12:42,204 --> 00:12:44,728 [groans] 300 00:12:44,772 --> 00:12:45,990 [groans] 301 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,339 I don't know, Boimler. 302 00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:48,819 I think you should just come clean. 303 00:12:48,863 --> 00:12:50,318 Yeah, I mean what's really more important: 304 00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:53,084 Having a commander friend or being true to yourself? 305 00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:55,826 Yeah, yeah. You're right. 306 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,350 Aloha! 307 00:12:58,394 --> 00:13:00,657 Hey, hey! Aloha! 308 00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:12,538 - [computer blipping] - [opera playing] 309 00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:18,196 Captain, the leg has been passed. 310 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,632 It was an honorable movement. 311 00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:22,505 The empire used to choke the quadrant 312 00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:25,464 with fear, power, but now? 313 00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:27,205 We've lost our way. 314 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:28,859 The empire still strikes terror. 315 00:13:28,903 --> 00:13:31,557 Klingon blood runs as reddish-pink as ever. 316 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,255 Klingons joining Starfleet. 317 00:13:33,298 --> 00:13:35,126 Studying at Bajoran academies. 318 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,085 No hunger for victory. 319 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:38,869 No respect for tradition. 320 00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:41,132 It is troubling to see a proud caste of warriors 321 00:13:41,176 --> 00:13:43,047 lose their lurDech. 322 00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:44,788 Well put. 323 00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:47,486 You are a true Klingon. 324 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,619 You may be smaller and weaker 325 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,230 and slower and smaller than my other officers. 326 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:54,015 But you have a warrior's spirit. 327 00:13:54,058 --> 00:13:57,235 One day, you could be captain of your own ship. 328 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,542 That would be my greatest honor, sir. 329 00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,152 Uh, besides dying in battle. 330 00:14:01,196 --> 00:14:03,938 Thatwould be my greatest-greatest honor. 331 00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:05,548 KLINGON: Captain, we're being hailed. 332 00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:07,289 Put it in my quarters. Private channel. 333 00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:09,508 - Pakled! - Oh, hi. 334 00:14:09,552 --> 00:14:11,771 Are you ready to give us presents? 335 00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:14,165 We will discuss our transaction in person. 336 00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:16,254 I'm beaming over with my new 337 00:14:16,298 --> 00:14:17,603 second-in-command. 338 00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:19,344 Thank you, Captain. 339 00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:21,781 Pah, Pakleds have no honor. 340 00:14:21,825 --> 00:14:23,871 Are we commandeering their ship? 341 00:14:23,914 --> 00:14:27,396 [laughs] Even cowards and fools have their uses. 342 00:14:27,439 --> 00:14:28,919 I do not understand. 343 00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:31,139 Pakleds have an insatiable hunger for power. 344 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:32,749 I can use that. 345 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,727 With the weapons and information I've armed them with, 346 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:37,406 they've thrown the entire quadrant into discord. 347 00:14:37,449 --> 00:14:39,060 You are helping them? 348 00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:41,018 With the Federation destabilized, 349 00:14:41,062 --> 00:14:43,673 the empire can claim the region as our own. 350 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,110 Our greatest day is yet to come. 351 00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:48,939 Klingons do not allow someone else to fight our battles. 352 00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:51,855 [laughs] Which is exactly why the Federation 353 00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:54,684 has no idea who is manipulating them. 354 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,036 "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." 355 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,519 I think it was the chef, 356 00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:04,955 in the bio lab, with a sniper rifle 357 00:15:04,999 --> 00:15:06,304 that can shoot through walls. 358 00:15:06,348 --> 00:15:08,089 You always pick the chef. 359 00:15:08,132 --> 00:15:09,655 Yeah, 'cause we have replicators. 360 00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:10,981 Why is there a chef? That's just shady. 361 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,615 OFFICER: Captain, we've picked up 362 00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:14,051 an anomalous energy reading nearby. 363 00:15:14,095 --> 00:15:15,507 Should we drop out of warp and investigate? 364 00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:16,793 - Yes! - Yes, please! 365 00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:18,490 All right, let's get back to work. 366 00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:20,318 Ooh, I cannot believe I'm saying that. 367 00:15:20,362 --> 00:15:22,146 - Mariner. - What? I know. 368 00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:24,148 I don't care who the fake killer was. 369 00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:26,324 I had a good time today. 370 00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:27,978 I know. 371 00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,588 I did, too. 372 00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:31,895 ♪ 373 00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:37,335 Welcome to the Pakled spaceship, Pakled. 374 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,771 I am Rebner. 375 00:15:38,815 --> 00:15:41,252 Ah, yes, Rebner, we've met several times. 376 00:15:41,296 --> 00:15:42,688 We need another boomer. 377 00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:45,169 What? No, one Varuvian bomb is enough. 378 00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:46,518 We already used it. 379 00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,259 You used it?! On what? Why? 380 00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:50,653 We wanted to test it on a big asteroid, 381 00:15:50,696 --> 00:15:52,742 but then it stopped working. 382 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,439 It was a bomb! 383 00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,093 You can only use it once! 384 00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:58,791 [groans] This is Dorg. Transport another explosive 385 00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,532 - onto the Pakled vessel. - Yes, Captain. 386 00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:03,709 Captain, a Varuvian explosion would emit metreon particles. 387 00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:05,885 - Other ships may come to investigate. - [alarm blaring] 388 00:16:05,929 --> 00:16:08,105 PAKLED: Red alarm. Red alarm. 389 00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:10,194 ♪ 390 00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:17,375 Damn it! Block their communications! 391 00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:19,899 We have to take out that ship! 392 00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,858 What the... The Pakleds again? 393 00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:23,381 And now they're threatening Klingons? 394 00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:24,730 Hail the Bird-of-Prey. 395 00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,210 No response, Captain. 396 00:16:26,254 --> 00:16:27,385 Klingon ship, this is 397 00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:29,039 the Federation Starship Cerritos. 398 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,736 We've dealt with Pakleds before. 399 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,738 Are you in need of aid? 400 00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:36,612 Captain, both vessels are powering weapons. 401 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,744 What?! Shields up! Red alert! 402 00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:42,009 [grunts] 403 00:16:42,052 --> 00:16:44,620 - [shouts] - Dude, my Mai Tai. 404 00:16:44,663 --> 00:16:46,404 Hawaiianers, we're under attack! 405 00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:48,928 [panting] 406 00:16:55,631 --> 00:16:58,112 [grunts] Target their weapons! 407 00:16:59,026 --> 00:17:01,202 - Shields holding at 80%. - [all shout] 408 00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:06,294 Return fire! Full spread! 409 00:17:08,122 --> 00:17:10,254 Deck Six is taking heavy damage. 410 00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:11,386 Sealing the area. 411 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,736 Damn it! We have to get to the bridge! 412 00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,825 I don't want to die in a Hawaiian shirt. 413 00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,176 I'm not from Hawaii. 414 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,620 And if I don't make it through this, 415 00:17:20,656 --> 00:17:21,918 I don't want to die a liar. 416 00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:23,659 Sir, I'm from Modesto, California. 417 00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,313 I just wanted to find a bridge buddy. 418 00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:26,618 I-I'm sorry. 419 00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:29,317 I'm not from Hawaii, either. 420 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,798 I never felt like I belonged, until I met the rest of you. 421 00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:34,365 Neither am I. None of us are. 422 00:17:34,409 --> 00:17:36,039 We just wanted to be friends with you, sir. 423 00:17:36,063 --> 00:17:38,108 [stammers] You guys didn't have to pretend 424 00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:40,806 to be something you aren't. I like you for you. 425 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,156 Really? Thanks, Commander. 426 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,854 - Also, I'm not from Hawaii. - Wait, what now? 427 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,247 I made it up when I was an ensign 428 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,510 and my commanding officer was from Honolulu. 429 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:50,860 I'm actually from the Moon. 430 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,557 Wait, bro, Earth's moon? 431 00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,559 That's where I'm from! Luna Bay! 432 00:17:54,603 --> 00:17:57,171 - Tyco City! - My sister went to Tyco City Prep! 433 00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:59,129 I'm from the Third Moon of Benzar! 434 00:17:59,173 --> 00:18:01,305 B-9-3? That's a great moon! 435 00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:02,698 My cousin lives there! 436 00:18:02,741 --> 00:18:04,134 We're all moon buddies? 437 00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:06,138 You know, some people say Modesto is like the moon 438 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,834 of, uh, San Francisco, so I guess I'm from a moon, too. 439 00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:10,880 Modesto is not a moon. 440 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,795 If you were from a moon, you'd know 441 00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:14,449 how deeply insulting that is. 442 00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:16,364 What? You guys pretended to be from Hawaii! 443 00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:18,342 - That's like the most culturally insensitive... [all shout] 444 00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:19,584 [grunting] 445 00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:22,587 Let the Pakleds take the final shot. 446 00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:24,633 They're about to start a war. 447 00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:26,156 This feels wrong. There is no honor 448 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,550 in letting others fight our battles. 449 00:18:28,593 --> 00:18:30,334 Do not talk to me of honor! 450 00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:32,554 I have been crushing baktags beneath my boot 451 00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:35,165 since before you were born! 452 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,690 Other Klingons have tried to sabotage peace before. 453 00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:41,171 - They failed. - I will not. 454 00:18:41,215 --> 00:18:44,392 They will write songs of me this day! 455 00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:55,490 PAKLED: Red alarm! Red alarm! Red alarm! 456 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,579 I am hungry. 457 00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:59,276 You should eat. 458 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,799 You are smart. 459 00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:02,323 Red alarm! 460 00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:04,238 Evasive maneuvers! 461 00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:08,285 Shields at 17%! 462 00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:10,505 Captain, we can't last much longer! 463 00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:18,730 Captain, we are being fired upon 464 00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:20,863 by Klingons and Pakleds. 465 00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:23,257 Curious. Shields to maximum power. 466 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,530 The Pakleds appear to have Klingon weaponry. 467 00:19:37,619 --> 00:19:39,882 Primary shields are failing. 468 00:19:39,925 --> 00:19:41,840 Captain, the project I have been working on is 469 00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:43,581 a regenerative shield amplifier. 470 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,104 I believe it may help. 471 00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:47,019 This has not been tested. 472 00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:48,238 If it damages the coupling, 473 00:19:48,282 --> 00:19:49,979 we would be left unprotected. 474 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,850 It is logical to use it now, 475 00:19:51,894 --> 00:19:54,549 considering there are no alternatives. 476 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:00,816 My instinct tells me 477 00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:02,470 it will work. 478 00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,995 Implement the program. 479 00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:10,782 Yes, yes! 480 00:20:10,826 --> 00:20:12,697 The destruction of two enemy ships 481 00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:15,004 will bring me much glory. 482 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,484 These are not our enemies. 483 00:20:16,527 --> 00:20:18,790 Does the high council know of your actions? 484 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,662 The high council lacks foresight. 485 00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:23,708 They will change their minds when the battle begins. 486 00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:26,145 Shields are... increasing. 487 00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:28,147 This is highly improbable, Captain. 488 00:20:28,191 --> 00:20:29,801 They are now at 120%. 489 00:20:29,845 --> 00:20:32,369 Disable the Pakled ship. 490 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,855 Target the Federation ship! 491 00:20:39,898 --> 00:20:41,335 Belay that order. 492 00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:43,772 - What? - This is not our fight. 493 00:20:43,815 --> 00:20:45,948 This lunacy must end. 494 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,996 Ha! You dare challenge me? 495 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,564 Stop the attack. 496 00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:55,479 - Finish them! - No! 497 00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:58,265 [both grunting] 498 00:21:07,361 --> 00:21:09,928 - [choking] - [laughing] 499 00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:14,411 - Stupid targ! - [targ squeals] 500 00:21:14,455 --> 00:21:16,544 [both grunting] 501 00:21:18,023 --> 00:21:19,503 Ah! 502 00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,288 [laughs] 503 00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:26,510 [laughs breathlessly] 504 00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:35,563 KLINGON: What are your orders, Captain? 505 00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:41,351 Set a course for the homeworld. 506 00:21:41,395 --> 00:21:44,659 The council can decide what to do with this biHnuch. 507 00:21:47,575 --> 00:21:50,186 Captain, the Klingon ship is retreating! 508 00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:52,101 Well, then, let's give the Pakleds 509 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,017 - a taste of their own mushfroot. - Yes, sir! 510 00:21:57,585 --> 00:21:59,630 [Pakleds screaming] 511 00:22:16,778 --> 00:22:18,780 [unintelligible victory cry] 512 00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:20,869 Hail the Vulcans. 513 00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:22,914 Thanks for the hand, Captain. 514 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:25,264 For a minute there, we were in a little over our... 515 00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:26,701 Do you require assistance? 516 00:22:26,744 --> 00:22:29,399 I think we're okay over here, we were just... 517 00:22:29,443 --> 00:22:30,942 Excellent, then with the threat neutralized, 518 00:22:30,966 --> 00:22:32,707 no further communication is necessary. 519 00:22:33,490 --> 00:22:36,101 Well, isn't he a ton of fun? Assess the damage. 520 00:22:36,145 --> 00:22:37,755 Let's begin repairs. 521 00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:39,366 Klingons helping Pakleds? 522 00:22:39,409 --> 00:22:42,281 Well, I guess now we know how they got all those weapons. 523 00:22:42,325 --> 00:22:44,327 Strange how they broke off and retreated, though. 524 00:22:44,371 --> 00:22:46,721 Klingons typically want to die in battle. 525 00:22:46,764 --> 00:22:48,462 Honestly, I get it. 526 00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,855 It's almost like they decided 527 00:22:50,899 --> 00:22:53,510 - it wasn't their fight. - Captain? 528 00:22:53,554 --> 00:22:55,338 We need to brief Starfleet Command. 529 00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:56,818 They're gonna have a lot to discuss 530 00:22:56,861 --> 00:22:58,472 with the Klingon high council. 531 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,437 We are fortunate that your shield program worked. 532 00:23:07,481 --> 00:23:10,005 If you had not been "following your instinct," 533 00:23:10,048 --> 00:23:12,007 it is unlikely we would have 534 00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:14,313 - survived that encounter. - I concur. 535 00:23:14,357 --> 00:23:16,098 However, your inability to control 536 00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:17,447 your emotions is a liability. 537 00:23:17,491 --> 00:23:19,449 I am removing you from duty. 538 00:23:19,493 --> 00:23:21,408 Captain, I believe you are making an error. 539 00:23:21,451 --> 00:23:24,193 Your perceived victory today will only serve as fuel 540 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,760 for further impulsivity. 541 00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:27,805 There is no place for that on this starship. 542 00:23:27,849 --> 00:23:30,155 I will gather my personal items 543 00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:32,201 and prepare to return to Vulcan. 544 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,812 - You will not be returning to Vulcan. - Curious. 545 00:23:34,856 --> 00:23:37,119 I am recommending you for reassignment 546 00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:39,426 to a Starfleet vessel. Your hotheaded ways 547 00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:42,167 may make you better suited to serve with humans. 548 00:23:42,211 --> 00:23:44,213 Captain, I ask that you reconsider. 549 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,476 I do not believe this punishment is warranted. 550 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,347 And that is exactly the type of outburst 551 00:23:48,391 --> 00:23:50,088 which led to my decision. 552 00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:52,177 It is final. 553 00:23:53,222 --> 00:23:55,006 Live long and prosper. 554 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,704 Sir. 555 00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:01,099 BOIMLER: They're all from moons! 556 00:24:01,143 --> 00:24:03,841 Look at them, probably talking about tides and werewolves. 557 00:24:03,885 --> 00:24:05,495 I was so close! [Groans] 558 00:24:05,539 --> 00:24:07,497 I know you really wanted to have a bridge buddy, 559 00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:10,108 But guess what? You don't need them... you've got us. 560 00:24:10,152 --> 00:24:11,545 Next time we have a long-haul warp, 561 00:24:11,588 --> 00:24:13,242 I vote we all do something together, cool? 562 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,504 - You know it! - Cool! 563 00:24:14,548 --> 00:24:16,114 You're right. Thanks, guys. 564 00:24:16,158 --> 00:24:18,203 I appreciate it. 565 00:24:19,248 --> 00:24:21,250 E-Excuse me? 566 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,947 Ensign Boimler, sir? 567 00:24:22,991 --> 00:24:25,646 - Huh? Yeah, uh, yeah, that's me. - Well, I've been having trouble 568 00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:27,169 keeping up with my duty schedule. 569 00:24:27,212 --> 00:24:28,562 Commander Ransom said that you're 570 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:30,477 the most organized person on the ship. 571 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,435 - He did? - Yeah, he says you're great, 572 00:24:32,479 --> 00:24:34,655 and I should pick your brain, if that's okay. 573 00:24:34,698 --> 00:24:36,047 BOIMLER: I mean, yes! Of course! 574 00:24:36,091 --> 00:24:37,701 Yeah, glad to help. Sure. 575 00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,094 Oh, thank you, sir! 576 00:24:39,137 --> 00:24:40,898 - I really admire your work! - Let's talk duties. 577 00:24:40,922 --> 00:24:43,272 Every ship in the fleet depends on officers like us 578 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,708 to keep them running. 579 00:24:44,752 --> 00:24:47,232 The bridge crew is maybe the ones you hear about. 580 00:24:47,276 --> 00:24:49,060 But trust me, the real action 581 00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:51,367 begins on the lower decks. 582 00:25:02,726 --> 00:25:07,165 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 583 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,265 [man imitates weapons firing] 584 00:26:05,006 --> 00:26:07,225 Chirp.