1 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:31,095 Apologies for the delay. 2 00:00:31,139 --> 00:00:34,838 You aren't the only Federation spy I'm interrogating today. 3 00:00:34,881 --> 00:00:37,406 Ensign Beckett Mariner! 4 00:00:37,449 --> 00:00:39,843 Ah, no biggie. I don't have anything else going on. 5 00:00:39,886 --> 00:00:41,714 We'll see if you're so cavalier 6 00:00:41,758 --> 00:00:44,804 after a taste of my... excruciator! 7 00:00:47,329 --> 00:00:48,591 Ready to talk? 8 00:00:48,634 --> 00:00:50,158 Yes. 9 00:00:50,201 --> 00:00:52,464 It's only been a couple of months working with my mom, 10 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:54,684 instead of behind her back-- the line between mom stuff 11 00:00:54,727 --> 00:00:56,686 and captain stuff has gotten real fuzzy. 12 00:00:56,729 --> 00:00:58,122 Your captain is your mother? 13 00:00:58,166 --> 00:00:59,776 Yeah, lady, everybody knows that, keep up! 14 00:00:59,819 --> 00:01:00,907 I thought you were good at this. 15 00:01:04,737 --> 00:01:06,391 I used to sneak away and do all sorts of little, 16 00:01:06,435 --> 00:01:08,828 off-the-book side missions without cluing her in. 17 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:11,004 Now that's impossible! 18 00:01:11,048 --> 00:01:13,050 -She's so happy. 19 00:01:13,094 --> 00:01:14,834 It's very sweet, but I am losing my mind. 20 00:01:14,878 --> 00:01:16,793 I don't know how much longer I can do this. 21 00:01:17,489 --> 00:01:19,056 -Guards! 22 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,548 Oh, my God, Mariner, you got to get me out of here! 23 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:35,812 -They keep showing me lights. -No, I am still mad at you. 24 00:01:35,855 --> 00:01:37,205 What, for going to the Titan? 25 00:01:37,248 --> 00:01:38,684 But you knew I wanted to get a promotion. 26 00:01:38,728 --> 00:01:40,121 You're supposed to be my mentor. 27 00:01:40,164 --> 00:01:41,470 You snuck off in the middle of my shift 28 00:01:41,513 --> 00:01:42,688 without saying goodbye. 29 00:01:42,732 --> 00:01:44,037 You know who my best friend is now? 30 00:01:44,081 --> 00:01:46,127 My mom-- it sucks, it's like work. 31 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,911 Look, I'm a hologram, okay? 32 00:01:47,954 --> 00:01:49,521 I'm sure real Boimler had his reasons. 33 00:01:49,565 --> 00:01:51,958 I don't know, maybe, did you ever... intimidate him? 34 00:01:52,002 --> 00:01:54,570 -What? No, shut up! -No, no, no! Mariner? 35 00:01:54,613 --> 00:01:55,875 Aah! 36 00:01:55,919 --> 00:01:57,486 You're abandoning your fellow officer? 37 00:01:57,529 --> 00:01:59,792 Yeah, well, he did it first. 38 00:02:03,318 --> 00:02:04,580 Stop her! 39 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:06,495 Look, I never asked for special treatment. 40 00:02:06,538 --> 00:02:08,584 That is not my style. I mean, I won't turn it down, though. 41 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:10,194 Oh, wait, does that make me a bad person? 42 00:02:10,238 --> 00:02:11,978 You are an extremely bad person. 43 00:02:12,022 --> 00:02:14,198 Wow, you are nasty! 44 00:02:14,242 --> 00:02:16,244 Words can hurt just as much as torture equipment, all right? 45 00:02:16,287 --> 00:02:18,159 Good! 46 00:02:21,423 --> 00:02:23,120 I guess I'll just have to get used to it, you know? 47 00:02:23,164 --> 00:02:24,991 Life is all about change. I just always 48 00:02:25,035 --> 00:02:26,210 thought she'd kick me out of Starfleet. 49 00:02:26,254 --> 00:02:28,299 -You'll never escape! -Right? 50 00:02:28,343 --> 00:02:30,258 Oh, wait, you're talking about the detention center? 51 00:02:30,301 --> 00:02:32,303 Come on, I'm, like, practically escaped already, read the room. 52 00:02:54,412 --> 00:02:56,588 Oh! 53 00:02:56,632 --> 00:02:58,286 They're locking weapons! 54 00:02:58,329 --> 00:02:59,939 -Oh, stop being such a... 55 00:02:59,983 --> 00:03:01,985 Computer, pause program. 56 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:04,640 What do you want, Jennifer? 57 00:03:04,683 --> 00:03:05,989 What are you doing? 58 00:03:06,032 --> 00:03:07,556 Cardio, plus a little strength training. 59 00:03:07,599 --> 00:03:10,254 So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks? 60 00:03:10,298 --> 00:03:12,952 -Yeah, what do you do? -Uh, yoga. 61 00:03:12,996 --> 00:03:14,824 -Wow, how unique! -Whatever. 62 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:16,956 Captain wants you in her ready room. 63 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,221 Look, I know we're not supposed to have interpersonal conflict, 64 00:03:20,264 --> 00:03:22,266 but I really hate that Andorian. 65 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:25,182 All right, here we go. Computer, resume program. 66 00:03:27,358 --> 00:03:29,317 What are you-- Why are you squatting? 67 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,971 We're going to die. Stop that! 68 00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:34,670 I can't-- it's leg day. 69 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,699 TheCerritos is finishing 70 00:04:47,743 --> 00:04:49,962 second contact duties on Apergos. 71 00:04:50,006 --> 00:04:52,051 On a personal note, my daughter 72 00:04:52,095 --> 00:04:54,315 has yet another side mission request. 73 00:04:54,358 --> 00:04:56,273 When I agreed to give her more autonomy, 74 00:04:56,317 --> 00:04:59,102 I never realized how often I would be catering 75 00:04:59,145 --> 00:05:02,540 to her whims. It's getting a bit old. 76 00:05:02,584 --> 00:05:05,500 Mom, you don't have to keep a trinket from every side mission 77 00:05:05,543 --> 00:05:07,240 we do together. What even is this? 78 00:05:07,284 --> 00:05:09,591 That's a gratitude mask from when you gave root juice 79 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:10,679 to the Vornilians. 80 00:05:10,722 --> 00:05:11,767 Right. Right, right, right, right. 81 00:05:11,810 --> 00:05:13,377 Speaking of which... 82 00:05:13,421 --> 00:05:14,813 I want to do one last thing before we leave system. 83 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:17,294 -Of course you do. -The capital city is filthy. 84 00:05:17,338 --> 00:05:19,296 They never cleaned up after their industrial revolution. 85 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:21,080 Can I power-wash a couple buildings? 86 00:05:21,124 --> 00:05:22,647 I mean, if the locals see how good it can be, 87 00:05:22,691 --> 00:05:24,083 maybe they'll start cleaning up on their own. 88 00:05:24,127 --> 00:05:25,433 Officially, no. 89 00:05:25,476 --> 00:05:27,783 Starfleet does not prioritize aesthetics. 90 00:05:27,826 --> 00:05:30,133 But as your cool mom, 91 00:05:30,176 --> 00:05:32,309 -I say go for it. 92 00:05:32,353 --> 00:05:35,094 The away team is awaiting your orders, Captain. 93 00:05:35,138 --> 00:05:37,706 Sorry, Commander, I forgot you were there. 94 00:05:37,749 --> 00:05:40,143 That does tend to happen a lot these days. 95 00:05:40,186 --> 00:05:41,927 The Apergosian high leader just needs to select 96 00:05:41,971 --> 00:05:44,582 a subspace communication number and we'll be good to go. 97 00:05:44,626 --> 00:05:46,628 Sure, you're authorized to proceed. 98 00:05:46,671 --> 00:05:48,456 Oh, and, Jack? 99 00:05:48,499 --> 00:05:50,414 Make sure Mariner gets whatever she needs. 100 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:51,589 Yes, sir. 101 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:54,070 Thanks, Jack! 102 00:05:58,161 --> 00:06:00,337 Hey, have you guys seen my PADD? I just zinged Ransom so hard. 103 00:06:00,381 --> 00:06:02,165 I got to do a personal log before I forget. 104 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,776 -Did you check Boimler's bunk? 105 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:07,300 He'd lose his mind if he knew we were using this for storage. 106 00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:09,390 He probably has a huge room to himself on the Titan. 107 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:12,175 Yeah, he's probably so excited about serving with Riker 108 00:06:12,218 --> 00:06:13,872 he isn't thinking about us at all. 109 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,613 -Okey dokey! 110 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:18,268 Ensign Barnes just confirmed our date for tonight. 111 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,270 Whoa, she's crazy hot! Are you nervous? 112 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,750 Wait, that sounds familiar. 113 00:06:21,793 --> 00:06:23,926 No, not nervous at all. This is gonna be great. 114 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:26,015 Oh, actually, you went on a date with Barnes last year 115 00:06:26,058 --> 00:06:28,757 and it wasn't a good match. She didn't care that a red alert 116 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,454 failed to override maintenance hatch 70's 117 00:06:30,498 --> 00:06:32,238 access protocol-- can you imagine? 118 00:06:32,282 --> 00:06:33,979 That's okay-- this is our third date. 119 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:36,852 It's been pretty great. Ensign Barnes is super cool. 120 00:06:36,895 --> 00:06:39,071 Oh! Oh, okay. 121 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,335 Eh, went the wrong way again. 122 00:06:42,379 --> 00:06:44,990 Does Rutherford seem off to you? 123 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:46,252 Yeah, always. Why? 124 00:06:46,296 --> 00:06:47,689 Last year, he didn't like pears. 125 00:06:47,732 --> 00:06:49,691 And now he eats them all the time. 126 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:51,519 I mean, his implant and part of his brain got ripped out 127 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:54,173 of his head and put back in, so "liking pears" 128 00:06:54,217 --> 00:06:56,045 doesn't seem like that big of a deal. 129 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:57,612 What about Barnes? Three dates? 130 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:59,744 -He's not supposed to like her. -Tendi? 131 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:01,354 if Rutherford dating someone bugs you, 132 00:07:01,398 --> 00:07:02,834 maybe you should talk to him. 133 00:07:02,878 --> 00:07:04,488 Ha! No, I don't care about that. 134 00:07:04,532 --> 00:07:07,186 Synthetic Memory Degradation. 135 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:08,840 It's a rare condition that affects cyborgs 136 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:10,146 with new implants. 137 00:07:10,189 --> 00:07:11,669 First your opinions change, 138 00:07:11,713 --> 00:07:14,498 then your brain liquifies and melts out of your nose! 139 00:07:14,542 --> 00:07:16,718 Luckily, this is exactly what I've been training for. 140 00:07:16,761 --> 00:07:18,981 I will save my friend! 141 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:20,548 Cool. 142 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,724 So, you really think Boimler has a big room on the Titan? 143 00:07:22,767 --> 00:07:24,682 Yeah, it's probably huge. 144 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,431 Hmm, no. No. 145 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,085 Ugh. No. 146 00:07:36,128 --> 00:07:37,739 You know, your communication number 147 00:07:37,782 --> 00:07:39,523 doesn't really matter, Your Excellency. 148 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:40,829 People just say, "Computer, 149 00:07:40,872 --> 00:07:42,613 contact the Apergosian High Leader," 150 00:07:42,657 --> 00:07:44,789 -and it does it automatically. -Well, Apergosians have 151 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:47,226 a deep relationship with numbers, Commander. 152 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:49,228 It needs to have gravitas-- 153 00:07:49,272 --> 00:07:51,361 digits our grandchildren can be proud of. 154 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,971 Yes, yes, right. 155 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:55,496 Hey! Look at this one! This one's got gravitas. 156 00:07:55,539 --> 00:07:58,063 Mm, too close to my ex-girlfriend's number. 157 00:07:58,107 --> 00:08:00,065 I need more options. 158 00:08:00,109 --> 00:08:03,199 Fine. Mariner, could you grab me some more PADDs? 159 00:08:03,242 --> 00:08:04,809 Ooh, no can do. Sorry. 160 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:07,159 Sort of busy with, you know, whatever I feel like doing. 161 00:08:07,203 --> 00:08:09,118 I'm in command of this mission, Ensign. 162 00:08:09,161 --> 00:08:10,423 Get me my PADDs! 163 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:13,078 But I am authorized by the captain 164 00:08:13,122 --> 00:08:14,558 to do my own mission. 165 00:08:14,602 --> 00:08:16,255 Have Stevens grab 'em. He's your little buddy. 166 00:08:16,299 --> 00:08:18,127 -He is not! -Here's those PADDs, sir. 167 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:19,563 Stacked 'em just the way you like. 168 00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:21,826 Get away from me, Stevens. 169 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:33,969 Whoa. I never knew the ancient ones decorated these buildings. 170 00:08:34,012 --> 00:08:35,753 You seeing this? 171 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,799 -Hmm. 172 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:39,365 Clean your public spaces, people. 173 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:41,019 It's not that hard. 174 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,369 Who knows what you'll find under all this soot? 175 00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:52,640 Oh! 176 00:08:52,683 --> 00:08:54,511 Uh, we got sci-fi stuff happening over here! 177 00:08:56,644 --> 00:08:58,297 Mariner, get out of there! 178 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:03,868 Sir, I'm reading a buildup of strange energies. 179 00:09:03,912 --> 00:09:05,870 Mariner! Mariner! 180 00:09:05,914 --> 00:09:08,394 -Ah! -Ah! 181 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,310 Commander? 182 00:09:11,354 --> 00:09:12,616 Commander, can you hear me? 183 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:14,183 Oh, God, is he alive? 184 00:09:14,226 --> 00:09:15,750 -Please tell me he's alive! 185 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:17,447 Calm down, Stevens. He's gonna be fine. 186 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,840 Don't lie to me! 187 00:09:21,712 --> 00:09:24,193 I told you not to deviate from the mission. 188 00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:26,587 Hmm. Looks like you took a full load 189 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,850 of strange energy straight to the cortex. 190 00:09:28,893 --> 00:09:31,026 What is "strange energy," Doctor? 191 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:33,681 Electrical phenomena with unknown properties. 192 00:09:33,724 --> 00:09:35,683 It can have all sorts of physical effects-- 193 00:09:35,726 --> 00:09:39,643 unlock parts of the brain, even endow god-like powers. 194 00:09:39,687 --> 00:09:42,037 Humanity has a complicated relationship 195 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,647 with organized religion. 196 00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:45,127 Well, strange energies doesn't. 197 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,476 Ever hear of Gary Mitchell? 198 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,478 Uh, it got real weird real fast. 199 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:52,003 Those energies weren't that strange. I'm fine. 200 00:09:52,047 --> 00:09:56,878 Now unhand me. I must rise! 201 00:09:56,921 --> 00:09:58,357 And he's hovering. 202 00:09:58,401 --> 00:10:00,185 I think he might be going god-like on us? 203 00:10:00,229 --> 00:10:03,188 Let's not jump to conclusions until I run some tests. 204 00:10:03,232 --> 00:10:05,103 You mortals tire me! 205 00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:08,759 Excelsior. I am healed. 206 00:10:08,803 --> 00:10:10,108 My power swells. 207 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,633 My brain is unlocking its full potential. 208 00:10:12,676 --> 00:10:13,982 Well, lucky for us, 209 00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:15,157 there isn't much to unlock in there. 210 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,680 I can hear your thoughts! 211 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:18,421 Uh, I mean, hey, I was just joking around, 212 00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:19,901 privately, in-in my head. 213 00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:22,164 I have to figure out the right harmonic frequency 214 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:23,731 that will disrupt his power cycle. 215 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,353 What is he doing now? 216 00:10:37,396 --> 00:10:38,963 It's easy to become a god. 217 00:10:39,007 --> 00:10:41,052 The trick is staying a god. 218 00:10:41,096 --> 00:10:43,707 He seems to be focusing on his bi's and tri's. 219 00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:45,709 Captain, we have an incoming communication 220 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:47,015 from Admiral Freeman. 221 00:10:47,058 --> 00:10:48,799 I'll take it in my ready room. 222 00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:51,846 Hey, sweetheart. Just checking in on the mission. 223 00:10:51,889 --> 00:10:54,196 Oh, sorry. Did I catch you in the middle of something? 224 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:57,373 Nah. Just having lunch-- some hot chili. 225 00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:58,809 No, the mission is great. 226 00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:00,506 Second contact is almost complete. 227 00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:02,465 You know, Carol Bear, you impressed some important people 228 00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:04,467 with your showdown with the Pakleds. 229 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:06,556 This could be your year to get promoted to a capital ship-- 230 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,253 as long as you keep a clean record, of course. 231 00:11:08,297 --> 00:11:09,733 Oh, the Cerritos? 232 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:13,128 Oh, it's the very image of Starfleet responsibility. 233 00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:15,608 Mariner, get Ransom under control 234 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:17,872 and get that number picked now! 235 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:19,569 Yelling at me isn't going to help! 236 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,919 Oh, yeah. Feel the burn! 237 00:11:23,355 --> 00:11:25,749 So, wait. My brain's gonna melt out of my nose 238 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,098 because I like pears? 239 00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:28,665 No, no, no, no, no. 240 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,145 There's a problem in the way that your hippocampus 241 00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,886 and your implant are communicating. 242 00:11:31,929 --> 00:11:33,583 Okay, so what's with all the disks? 243 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,889 They provide a low-level shock. 244 00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:36,673 A shock? There's, like, a hundred of 'em! 245 00:11:36,717 --> 00:11:39,110 Reacting to pain can often kick neurons right back into place. 246 00:11:39,154 --> 00:11:41,112 Wait. How much pain? Aah! 247 00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:42,897 That kind of hurt! Can you warn me next time? 248 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,333 Uh, sorry, I can't. 249 00:11:44,376 --> 00:11:45,769 The shocks have to come at unexpected times. 250 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:47,466 -I can't tell you when I'm... 251 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,729 That one was worse! 252 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:49,773 I have to randomize the voltage, 253 00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:50,774 or your brain will tune it out. 254 00:11:51,949 --> 00:11:53,646 Do you still like pears? 255 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,083 Yes! 256 00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:58,564 Huh? 257 00:11:58,608 --> 00:11:59,870 How about now? 258 00:11:59,914 --> 00:12:01,263 Uh, pears? No, I hate pears. 259 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,786 I'll never eat a pear again. 260 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,135 Then you should pass this test. 261 00:12:04,179 --> 00:12:06,224 Three sets of twins are lost at sea. 262 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,270 Each set shares a parent with the other, 263 00:12:08,313 --> 00:12:10,054 but no two sets are the same. 264 00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:12,840 What is the name of the boat? 265 00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:16,626 Uh, um... The Salty Dog? 266 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,932 -Yes! -Really? 267 00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:19,934 -No. 268 00:12:19,977 --> 00:12:21,805 No, what are you doing? No, don't do that! 269 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:23,372 -I'm late for my date. -But your brain! 270 00:12:23,415 --> 00:12:25,417 Was feeling great until you started shocking me. 271 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:27,158 This isn't like you! 272 00:12:27,202 --> 00:12:31,206 Looks like I'm going to have to resort to more extreme methods. 273 00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:40,041 That displeases Ransom. 274 00:12:41,216 --> 00:12:43,131 He made the moon disappear. 275 00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:44,523 Hey, buddy, look at... look at this. 276 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:46,134 -This... this might be 277 00:12:46,177 --> 00:12:47,875 the best subspace number I've even seen. 278 00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:53,402 He just ruined our museum of popular music! 279 00:12:53,445 --> 00:12:55,491 Hey, that sounds like something you don't need. 280 00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:57,841 Mom, I don't think this is going to happen. 281 00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,495 Well, it has to! 282 00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:02,454 I never should have authorized you to break mission parameters. 283 00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:03,978 Well, how was I supposed to know this was all gonna go 284 00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:05,283 all Ransom on the mount? 285 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:08,634 I will create a race of Ransomites! 286 00:13:12,203 --> 00:13:14,640 Hey, don't transform my constituents! 287 00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:16,164 Ooh, ooh, do me, sir! 288 00:13:16,207 --> 00:13:18,079 it. I'm gonna blast him. 289 00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:20,124 No! Shooting from the hip is what 290 00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:21,865 landed us here in the first place. 291 00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:23,345 Just calm him down. 292 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:25,695 Mom, I feel that you are not listening to me. 293 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,523 I am going to calm him down... by blasting him. 294 00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:30,178 When you say that, what I hear is 295 00:13:30,221 --> 00:13:33,050 that you don't like being disagreed with. 296 00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:39,187 Ah! 297 00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,277 Ah, damn it! 298 00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:45,628 We have to be a team on this. 299 00:13:45,671 --> 00:13:47,543 Yeah, no. Of course, yeah, love to be a team. 300 00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,632 Stop pretending to like each other. 301 00:13:49,675 --> 00:13:52,374 It's making me furious! 302 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:55,029 I am superior to all of you! 303 00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:57,422 Oh, it's true. All hail Ransom. 304 00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:59,772 I bow. I bow before thee, sir. 305 00:13:59,816 --> 00:14:02,819 Emergency transport to sickbay for Commander Ransom now. 306 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:07,389 Dude, not cool! 307 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:09,173 Doc, how did they deal with Gary Mitchell? 308 00:14:09,217 --> 00:14:10,914 Kirk smooshed him with a boulder. 309 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:14,048 Gary Mitchell was an ant, and I am a lion! 310 00:14:21,316 --> 00:14:22,795 You know what? 311 00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:24,710 Maybe we shouldn't be seeing each other tonight. 312 00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:27,104 My memory's all messed up because of my new implant. 313 00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:28,714 Sorry if I say anything weird. 314 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,194 Don't worry. I'm used to it. 315 00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:31,935 My older sister got a symbiont, 316 00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:33,589 and it totally changed her personality. 317 00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:35,373 Oh, is it because she has all the memories and experiences 318 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,071 -of her past lives in her head? -Meh. 319 00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:39,943 It's more that she always has to bring up having a symbiont. 320 00:14:39,987 --> 00:14:41,423 It's like, we get it. 321 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,773 -When are you back on duty? 322 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,949 Me and a couple girls from cetacean ops are going swimming. 323 00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:47,255 Want to join? 324 00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:48,996 Sure. This thing is waterproof. 325 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,867 -I can swim all night. -Great. 326 00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:53,043 Uh, I think your friend is gonna shoot you. 327 00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:55,480 What now? 328 00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:57,439 -Tendi, what are you doing?! -Sorry to interrupt, 329 00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,441 but I really don't want you to die again! 330 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:02,139 -Hi. I'm Tendi. We're friends. -Nice to meet you. 331 00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:03,793 Tendi, come on! You don't have to do this! 332 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,883 I'm in medical, he has SMD, I'm just saving his life. 333 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,276 What's an SMD? 334 00:15:08,319 --> 00:15:11,801 It's just a cyborg thing. I'm fine. Aah! Uh. 335 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,107 Well, when you're cured, 336 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,543 just meet us outside cetacean ops. 337 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:16,153 I'm going to go change into my swimsuit. 338 00:15:16,197 --> 00:15:18,112 Wait, wait, wait, wait! I can come with you! 339 00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:20,114 Oh, no, you can't! 340 00:15:20,157 --> 00:15:21,245 What's in those hyposprays? 341 00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:22,638 Medical venom! 342 00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:23,900 Ugh. Stop! 343 00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,293 You can't just keep attacking me and trying 344 00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:26,642 to surprise me into getting better. 345 00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:28,949 -If I do have this LSD thing... -SMD. 346 00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:31,603 Whatever. You can't cure it like getting rid of hiccups. 347 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:34,476 You're right. -Thank you. 348 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:36,347 I'll have to get your brain out of your skull 349 00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:38,828 and freeze it so I can nano suture your dendrites by hand. 350 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,352 Tendi, please! I just want to go swimming with girls! 351 00:15:41,396 --> 00:15:43,833 -Then give me your brain! -No! 352 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,401 My will be done! 353 00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:49,795 Behold the first coming of Ransom! 354 00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:52,146 Captain, there's a giant head approaching the ship. 355 00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:54,017 Red alert. Evasive action. 356 00:16:02,373 --> 00:16:04,506 Is this gym equipment? 357 00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:07,161 He's creating his own Jack utopia. 358 00:16:10,164 --> 00:16:13,036 Wait. If we can't nullify his powers, 359 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,559 we should boost them. 360 00:16:14,603 --> 00:16:16,213 Why the hell would we do that? 361 00:16:16,257 --> 00:16:18,563 There's a chance it could short out his godliness. 362 00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:20,913 Yeah, or make him extra vengeful. 363 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,437 Aah! 364 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,047 Oh, what, you have a better idea? 365 00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:27,355 Mom, hit that head with everything you've got. 366 00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:29,313 Doc says it'll overload him. 367 00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:35,711 Oh, yes, feed me your phasers. I can feel 368 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:39,280 myself becoming more powerful than ever before! 369 00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:42,152 More power just gave him more power! 370 00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:43,936 I have to reason with him. 371 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,460 Open a channel. 372 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:48,158 Why are you doing this, Jack? Stand down. 373 00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:51,379 I used to be your number one, but then Mariner took it all 374 00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:53,729 just because she's your daughter. 375 00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:56,514 Then from now on, you can work with us, too. 376 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,473 I don't want to work with her! 377 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,352 Stay away from me. I want my brain right where it is. 378 00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:09,962 I'm just borrowing it. I-I'll give it right back. 379 00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:11,921 Computer, activate force field, 380 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,401 -Corridor 755. 381 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,272 I'm trying to save you. 382 00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:16,752 I don't need to be saved. 383 00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:17,927 But we're best friends! 384 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,407 We have to trust each other. 385 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,104 Well, then, maybe we shouldn't be friends. 386 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,895 You don't have Synthetic Memory Degradation. 387 00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:31,245 What?! 388 00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:35,597 Mom, 389 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,207 hit him with photon torpedoes. 390 00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,948 Don't you give me orders. 391 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,124 -I thought we were partners. Lies. 392 00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:42,430 You hate working together! 393 00:17:42,473 --> 00:17:44,954 That's not true. Right, Mom? 394 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,260 I, uh... 395 00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:48,218 He's right. 396 00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:50,438 What? Well, I do... 397 00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:52,048 actually feel the exact same way. 398 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,615 I hate being your sidekick. 399 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:56,183 And I hate the way you question me all the time. 400 00:17:56,226 --> 00:18:00,100 You're both fakers! And now you'll pay the ultimate price! 401 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,342 You don't have SMD, 402 00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:27,214 but there's definitely something wrong with you. 403 00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:30,173 If you knew I wasn't in danger, then why were you hunting me? 404 00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:31,870 Well, you changed your opinion on so many things, 405 00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,742 I was worried that if I didn't do something, 406 00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:36,875 you might decide you didn't like me anymore, too. 407 00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,443 I'm a monster. I shouldn't be your doctor. 408 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:41,358 So, you were utilizing 409 00:18:41,402 --> 00:18:43,839 highly invasive neuro-medical procedures 410 00:18:43,882 --> 00:18:47,103 in order to make sure I liked you? 411 00:18:47,147 --> 00:18:49,540 Yes. You can hate me. 412 00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:52,152 Computer, deactivate force field. 413 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,936 Ha! How could I hate you? 414 00:18:53,979 --> 00:18:56,721 Tackling an emotional problem with scientific experimentation 415 00:18:56,765 --> 00:18:58,375 is exactly what I would have done. 416 00:18:58,419 --> 00:18:59,855 -Really? -Yeah. 417 00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,465 But you don't have to, 'cause guess what? 418 00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:04,294 No new implant is gonna stop me from being your friend. 419 00:19:04,338 --> 00:19:06,078 Aw. Thanks, Rutherford. 420 00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:07,645 It's nice to know no matter what, 421 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,299 we still love science. 422 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:11,040 And how. 423 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,868 Also, don't date Barnes. 424 00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:20,223 He's growing hands. 425 00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:21,920 Brace for grabbing! 426 00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:24,532 Shoot him 427 00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:26,229 with the dang torpedoes already! 428 00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:27,578 And I'm gonna go find a boulder. 429 00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:30,102 -No! Power down weapons. -But Captain! 430 00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:32,757 I'm not shooting my friend anymore. 431 00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,150 Why not? 432 00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:35,412 Because you're right. 433 00:19:35,456 --> 00:19:37,458 Mariner and I haven't been honest, 434 00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:38,981 and you got caught in the middle. 435 00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:40,765 You're a great officer, Jack. 436 00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:42,898 I shouldn't have taken you for granted. 437 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:45,422 Captain, his power is... diminishing. 438 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:48,295 Your validation feels so good. 439 00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:49,600 Tell me more. 440 00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:51,515 I can end this with praise. 441 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:54,257 Uh, J-Jack, you're a-a fine commander. 442 00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:55,911 You're in phenomenal shape. 443 00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:58,914 Yes, fine commander. Yes, so yoked. 444 00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,785 Mom, you've got to hit him. He's a god. 445 00:20:00,829 --> 00:20:02,570 You can't appeal to his ego forever. 446 00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:04,920 Stand down, Ensign. I've got this. 447 00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:08,967 Jack, you're an amazing pilot, a-a brilliant tactician and... 448 00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:11,535 Oh, you're right. I should be captain! 449 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:12,884 Yeah, well, I don't know about that. 450 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,799 -Why not? -That position is filled. 451 00:20:14,843 --> 00:20:16,801 We can't have two captains. 452 00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:19,021 Not two. Just me. 453 00:20:19,064 --> 00:20:21,502 Full stop, mister. This is my ship. 454 00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:23,286 I want to be the captain! 455 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,509 Wait, Jack, no! 456 00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:29,727 You've got great hair, 457 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,294 and you're so good at guitar and... 458 00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:36,168 What? It worked? Was it the guitar thing? 459 00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:37,257 Uh... 460 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,390 I'm going to destroy you... 461 00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:45,482 What the hell is happening down there? 462 00:20:45,526 --> 00:20:47,310 Ow! 463 00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:50,052 Sorry, Mom. I had to take matters into my own feet. 464 00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:00,932 Mariner? What was I doing? 465 00:21:00,976 --> 00:21:02,543 You were trying to eat the ship, sir. 466 00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:04,806 I had to apply concentrated force to your neutral zone. 467 00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:06,547 I'm sorry. Those strange energies 468 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:07,722 may have given me powers, 469 00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:09,506 but it was my ego that turned me... 470 00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,639 into a monster! 471 00:21:11,682 --> 00:21:13,205 Sorry. Your eyes were glowing. 472 00:21:13,249 --> 00:21:14,990 Thank you. I could feel myself 473 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:18,036 succumbing to the power. 474 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,299 Would you stop it, Beckett? 475 00:21:19,342 --> 00:21:20,300 No can do. 476 00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:36,054 Oh! 477 00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:39,144 Here, I picked a number. Just go. 478 00:21:39,188 --> 00:21:42,234 No! 479 00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:45,542 TheCerritos is on its way 480 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,239 to the Bitrus Expanse, 481 00:21:47,283 --> 00:21:49,764 and Commander Ransom should make a full recovery. 482 00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:51,374 I'm really sorry 483 00:21:51,418 --> 00:21:52,897 about the whole omniscient murder-god thing, Captain. 484 00:21:52,941 --> 00:21:54,899 Well, you just focus on getting better. 485 00:21:54,943 --> 00:21:57,728 I need you by my side. 486 00:21:58,468 --> 00:21:59,904 All right, big guy. 487 00:21:59,948 --> 00:22:01,645 Today, I'll be reading you "Nightingale Woman." 488 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,560 Thanks, little buddy. 489 00:22:03,604 --> 00:22:05,736 Hey, Mom. How's Ransom? 490 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:08,260 He's fine. Stevens hasn't left his side. 491 00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:10,045 You know, it was cool 492 00:22:10,088 --> 00:22:12,395 being an unstoppable mommy-daughter team for a while, 493 00:22:12,439 --> 00:22:14,615 but I think maybe we work better apart. 494 00:22:14,658 --> 00:22:16,921 Agreed. I'm proud you're my daughter, 495 00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:20,055 but I can't stand sharing command with you. 496 00:22:20,098 --> 00:22:21,491 Hey, maybe from now on, 497 00:22:21,535 --> 00:22:23,275 we only do some side missions together. 498 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:24,625 I would like that. 499 00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:26,104 There's a team 500 00:22:26,148 --> 00:22:27,758 waiting to take me to the brig, isn't there? 501 00:22:27,802 --> 00:22:30,413 -Ah, you know me so well. 502 00:22:30,457 --> 00:22:32,110 Love you, Mom. 503 00:22:32,154 --> 00:22:35,287 Love you, too. Never disobey me again. 504 00:22:35,331 --> 00:22:37,072 I do what I want! 505 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:40,118 So, your brains aren't going to melt? 506 00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:41,598 Nope. I mean, not from the implant. 507 00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:42,991 But we're in Starfleet, 508 00:22:43,034 --> 00:22:44,384 so who knows what's gonna happen next week. 509 00:22:44,427 --> 00:22:45,863 We worked together and managed to revert 510 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,387 one of his synaptic pathways. 511 00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:49,301 -Oh, that's nice. Which one? -I hate pears again. 512 00:22:49,345 --> 00:22:52,304 They're so mealy and bland. pears. 513 00:22:52,348 --> 00:22:54,306 Well, it seems like everything's back to normal. 514 00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,744 Yeah. Only thing missing is Boimler. 515 00:22:56,787 --> 00:22:58,398 I do miss the guy, but I can't blame him. 516 00:22:58,441 --> 00:22:59,964 I mean, think of all the fun adventures 517 00:23:00,008 --> 00:23:01,444 he's going on working with Riker 518 00:23:01,488 --> 00:23:03,533 on a ship that's way cooler than the Cerritos. 519 00:23:03,577 --> 00:23:05,187 It's everything he ever wanted. 520 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:08,451 He's got to be having the time of his life. 521 00:23:16,067 --> 00:23:18,287 Shields at 30%! -Red alert! 522 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,897 I'm starting to think this jam session's 523 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:22,030 got too many licks and not enough comp. 524 00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:24,162 What does that even mean?! 525 00:23:24,206 --> 00:23:26,556 More Pakled battle harpies just dropped out of warp! 526 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,644 They've got us surrounded! 527 00:23:27,688 --> 00:23:28,689 Someone punch me a way out. 528 00:23:28,732 --> 00:23:29,777 Punching. 529 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:32,170 I'm taking us into the anomaly. 530 00:23:32,214 --> 00:23:34,999 -Brace for gluonic disruption. -Gluonic what?! 531 00:23:38,263 --> 00:23:40,875 I love my job! 532 00:24:40,369 --> 00:24:41,370 Chirp.