1 00:00:02,596 --> 00:00:04,598 ♪ 2 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:07,775 RANSOM: Welcome back to theCerritos, Mr. Boimler. 3 00:00:07,819 --> 00:00:10,778 When you were gone, we tightened security protocols. 4 00:00:10,822 --> 00:00:12,998 If you run into any problems, just flag it for Billups. 5 00:00:13,042 --> 00:00:15,435 Thank you, sir. It's good to be back. 6 00:00:15,479 --> 00:00:18,221 Computer, pupusa, hot. 7 00:00:18,264 --> 00:00:19,874 COMPUTER: User not recognized. 8 00:00:19,918 --> 00:00:21,920 [laughing]: It's Ensign Boimler. Come on. 9 00:00:21,963 --> 00:00:23,661 User not recognized. 10 00:00:23,704 --> 00:00:24,923 Can you, like, hurry it up? 11 00:00:24,966 --> 00:00:26,838 Computer, any food, hot, please. 12 00:00:26,881 --> 00:00:28,448 User not recognized. 13 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:29,797 [laughs] 14 00:00:29,841 --> 00:00:31,886 -Hmm. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 15 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:33,888 What's the rush? We don't have to report 'till 0800. 16 00:00:33,932 --> 00:00:35,542 There's a bunch I need to do before my shift starts-- 17 00:00:35,586 --> 00:00:36,891 recalibrate the omnidirectional restraints, 18 00:00:36,935 --> 00:00:38,502 prep the hyposprays... 19 00:00:38,545 --> 00:00:40,112 Wait. Is this about Ensign Escher? 20 00:00:40,156 --> 00:00:43,246 Yes! I can't believe she got promoted over me. I do way more. 21 00:00:43,289 --> 00:00:44,725 Escher got lucky. 22 00:00:44,769 --> 00:00:46,814 I mean, curing the Captain's Terellian Death Syndrome? 23 00:00:46,858 --> 00:00:48,903 She was in the right place with the right hypospray. 24 00:00:48,947 --> 00:00:50,818 Meh. I can't rely on people getting syndromes. 25 00:00:50,862 --> 00:00:53,778 I have to show Dr. T'Ana I've got what it takes. 26 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,954 What up? We doing sci-fi stuff today? 27 00:00:55,997 --> 00:00:57,825 Uh, got to go kick medical butt. 28 00:00:57,869 --> 00:01:01,568 Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi. 29 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,790 [Rutherford gasps] 30 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,749 [whimpers] Mariner, are you seeing this? 31 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:10,882 -Yeah, who messes with ketchup? -[gasps] 32 00:01:10,925 --> 00:01:13,014 -Shaxs is alive? -Yeah, guess so. 33 00:01:13,058 --> 00:01:14,668 Bridge officers are always coming back from the dead. 34 00:01:14,712 --> 00:01:16,453 -You gonna finish that muffin? -But how? 35 00:01:16,496 --> 00:01:18,281 He died in an explosion saving my life. 36 00:01:18,324 --> 00:01:19,673 I don't know, but whatever happened 37 00:01:19,717 --> 00:01:20,979 killed his taste buds for good. 38 00:01:21,022 --> 00:01:22,589 I mean, I don't have all my memories, 39 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:24,330 but I know for sure he saved me. 40 00:01:24,374 --> 00:01:25,984 They're gonna tell me how he came back, right? 41 00:01:26,027 --> 00:01:28,073 Nope. Best to not think about it. 42 00:01:28,117 --> 00:01:29,640 -COMPUTER: User not recognized. -Please, just anything! 43 00:01:29,683 --> 00:01:31,729 I'm so hungry. Ah! 44 00:01:33,513 --> 00:01:36,560 [groans] 45 00:01:36,603 --> 00:01:38,605 ♪ 46 00:01:55,927 --> 00:01:57,929 ♪ 47 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:34,444 ♪ 48 00:02:45,106 --> 00:02:47,108 [humming] 49 00:02:47,152 --> 00:02:48,588 Ah. 50 00:02:48,632 --> 00:02:49,937 Ensign, get in here! 51 00:02:50,851 --> 00:02:52,549 I scrubbed half the arches, 52 00:02:52,592 --> 00:02:53,985 and I won't stop until all the bile is... 53 00:02:54,028 --> 00:02:55,508 Shut up. Listen. 54 00:02:55,552 --> 00:02:57,728 I need you to pick up a... family heirloom 55 00:02:57,771 --> 00:02:59,730 from a-a storage unit on Qualor II. 56 00:02:59,773 --> 00:03:02,559 -Wow! Dr. T'Ana, I'm honored! -Ah, don't be. 57 00:03:02,602 --> 00:03:03,908 I just need the lowest-ranking officer 58 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,649 who will ask the fewest questions. 59 00:03:05,692 --> 00:03:08,129 This is a personal mission. Do it fast. Keep it private. 60 00:03:08,173 --> 00:03:10,567 You got it! And may I just say I am so honored to... 61 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:13,700 Oh, go, go! Now! Go! 62 00:03:13,744 --> 00:03:15,441 [yowling] 63 00:03:18,183 --> 00:03:19,967 Ow! Stupid doors. 64 00:03:20,011 --> 00:03:21,752 Guess who I get to meet today. 65 00:03:21,795 --> 00:03:24,450 The Creator of Fair Haven, Captain Proton himself: 66 00:03:24,494 --> 00:03:27,671 Lieutenant Tom Paris! 67 00:03:27,714 --> 00:03:30,587 No way! That's awesome! Is he still a salamander? 68 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:32,589 No, that's not... It was a celerity-induced 69 00:03:32,632 --> 00:03:34,808 accelerated somatic mutation rate, and he's fine now. 70 00:03:34,852 --> 00:03:36,941 He was the first human to break the transwarp barrier, 71 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,638 and today, he's on the Cerritos! 72 00:03:38,682 --> 00:03:40,771 You have a Voyagerplate? 73 00:03:40,814 --> 00:03:42,816 I collect all sorts of plates, and I love Voy. 74 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:45,123 See, I have signatures from all the other bridge crew-- 75 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,126 from Janeway all the way down to Kim! Everyone from Voy. 76 00:03:48,169 --> 00:03:49,606 Why do you keep saying "Voy"? 77 00:03:49,649 --> 00:03:50,955 That's what I call Voyager to save time. 78 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,435 -It doesn't. -Paris is on a handshake tour, 79 00:03:52,478 --> 00:03:53,784 telling Voystories for morale. 80 00:03:53,827 --> 00:03:56,221 I heard Shaxs talking about it. 81 00:03:56,265 --> 00:03:58,484 It doesn't bug you that he's back from the dead? 82 00:03:58,528 --> 00:03:59,790 Eh, bridge crew always come back. 83 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,139 Fine, but how? 84 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:02,619 -I don't know. -We're Lower Decks. 85 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:04,011 We don't get to know everything bridge crew does. 86 00:04:04,055 --> 00:04:06,100 He saved my life. You know what? I'm gonna ask him. 87 00:04:06,144 --> 00:04:07,972 They-they don't like when people ask how they came back, man. 88 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,974 It's probably just a transporter pattern buffer thing. 89 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,585 Yeah, or a restored katra, or a mirror universe switcheroo, 90 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:14,152 or the Borg rebuilt him. 91 00:04:14,195 --> 00:04:16,023 Or he could be a future son from an alternate timeline, 92 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:18,722 or maybe he got Genesis Deviced, or time ribboned. 93 00:04:18,765 --> 00:04:21,507 -Or he was trapped in the Nexus. -Nexus, time ribbon, same thing. 94 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:24,075 Point is, this stuff always happens, even on Voy. 95 00:04:24,118 --> 00:04:26,077 Wow. That does actually save a ton of time. 96 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,557 I'm an engineer. 97 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,949 Solving impossible problems is what I do. 98 00:04:28,993 --> 00:04:31,474 [groans] I can't let it go. 99 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:34,172 And I can't let Tom Paris go, not until he signs my plate. 100 00:04:35,216 --> 00:04:36,653 [groans] Damn it. 101 00:04:36,696 --> 00:04:38,089 This has been happening all day. 102 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:39,656 Yeah, they beefed up security around here 103 00:04:39,699 --> 00:04:41,222 while you were gone 'cause of the Pakled attacks. 104 00:04:41,266 --> 00:04:42,659 -[groans] -Get Billups to put you back in the system. 105 00:04:42,702 --> 00:04:45,183 I amin the system. It should be working. 106 00:04:45,226 --> 00:04:47,185 -[grunts] -[gasps] 107 00:04:47,228 --> 00:04:48,882 Ha! 108 00:04:48,926 --> 00:04:51,885 Mariner, hey! Dr. T'Ana just gave me a super cool mission, 109 00:04:51,929 --> 00:04:53,713 and I can take someone along. You want to come with? 110 00:04:53,757 --> 00:04:55,498 Wait. Me? Not Rutherford? 111 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:57,021 Yeah, 'cause you know what I realized? 112 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,502 You and me have never done a mission together. 113 00:04:59,545 --> 00:05:00,938 What? No, we must have. 114 00:05:00,981 --> 00:05:03,027 -Nuh-uh, not just the two of us. -Well, shoot, girl. 115 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,029 Then it's about time. Let's dothis! 116 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,640 Mariner and Tendi on a... [singsongy]: girls' trip! 117 00:05:07,684 --> 00:05:09,816 Girls' trip! 118 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:12,515 [humming] 119 00:05:12,558 --> 00:05:14,647 Oh. [groans] 120 00:05:14,691 --> 00:05:17,041 -Computer, manual override. -COMPUTER: Request denied. 121 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:20,000 -Unauthorized personnel. -[groans] Let me through! 122 00:05:20,044 --> 00:05:21,915 -[groaning] -What up, Boimler? Need help with that door, buddy? 123 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:23,134 No, I'm fine. 124 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:25,005 Hey, maybe you aren't back in the system. 125 00:05:25,049 --> 00:05:27,138 I could carry you across the threshold like a bride. 126 00:05:27,181 --> 00:05:28,574 Yeah, okay, Jet, get out of here. 127 00:05:28,618 --> 00:05:29,923 I don't need you or anyone else 128 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:31,708 to babysit me through my own ship. I'm fine. 129 00:05:31,751 --> 00:05:33,013 All right, all right, all right. 130 00:05:33,057 --> 00:05:34,580 [groans] Aw. 131 00:05:34,624 --> 00:05:36,800 Mm, mm, mm. 132 00:05:40,934 --> 00:05:42,893 I'll show you unauthorized. 133 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:47,288 Just... 200... more... rungs. 134 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:52,250 MARINER: So weird we haven't teamed up before now. 135 00:05:52,293 --> 00:05:54,034 Sort of like a glaring omission. 136 00:05:54,078 --> 00:05:55,558 You always get paired with Boimler, 137 00:05:55,601 --> 00:05:56,907 and I'm always with Rutherford. 138 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:58,082 We should switch it up more often. 139 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,301 Totally. Qualor is awesome, by the way. 140 00:06:00,345 --> 00:06:02,216 You can get any drink in the form of a slushie. 141 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:04,654 We got to get, like, five slushies. 142 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,569 Dr. T'Ana seemed like she wanted me to rush. 143 00:06:06,612 --> 00:06:08,266 Who rushes a family heirloom? It'll be fine. 144 00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:11,791 -It's like, old, right? -Yeah, I-I guess you're right. 145 00:06:13,619 --> 00:06:14,968 TENDI: Yeah! [laughs] 146 00:06:15,012 --> 00:06:17,710 -[Mariner laughing] -TENDI: Whoa! Yeah! 147 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:19,233 [hardcore Klingon music playing] 148 00:06:19,277 --> 00:06:21,845 No one's accessed this bin for years. 149 00:06:21,888 --> 00:06:23,150 You got authorization? 150 00:06:23,194 --> 00:06:24,804 Yup, right there. 151 00:06:24,848 --> 00:06:27,372 Is this Gik'Tal? I love that song, 152 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:29,592 where they sing over the wails of the dishonored. 153 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:31,028 "Gre'thor Paradise." 154 00:06:31,071 --> 00:06:33,770 Yeah, I saw them perform that live on Akstin. 155 00:06:33,813 --> 00:06:35,119 They had an actual chorus 156 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:38,078 of disgraced Klingons lamenting on stage. 157 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:40,864 -Oh, my gosh, that sounds awesome! -It was. 158 00:06:40,907 --> 00:06:43,301 I'll go poke around back there and see what I can find. 159 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:44,955 Shouldn't be long. 160 00:06:44,998 --> 00:06:47,827 Whoa. What? Stop. You're into Klingon acid punk? 161 00:06:47,871 --> 00:06:49,612 Are you kidding? Why even listen to Klingon 162 00:06:49,655 --> 00:06:51,135 if it isn't punky or acidic? 163 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:53,746 No way. I've never heard you say anything about that. 164 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:55,139 Well, that's weird, because I talk 165 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,793 to Rutherford about it constantly. 166 00:06:56,836 --> 00:06:58,229 It's neat that after spending all this time together, 167 00:06:58,272 --> 00:07:00,057 you can still learn something about a friend. 168 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,320 Yeah, I-I guess we just... 169 00:07:02,363 --> 00:07:05,018 All right. [grunts] Here you go. 170 00:07:05,062 --> 00:07:06,237 -Whoa. -Whoa. 171 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,152 [both grunting] 172 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,328 Uh, when you said heirloom, I thought it was going to be, 173 00:07:10,371 --> 00:07:12,678 like, a Caitian vase or something. What is this exactly? 174 00:07:12,722 --> 00:07:14,419 I didn't ask. Dr. T. is very private. 175 00:07:14,463 --> 00:07:16,682 Oh, let's open it up and take a look. 176 00:07:16,726 --> 00:07:18,031 We really shouldn't. 177 00:07:18,075 --> 00:07:19,685 Come on! [singsongy]: Girls' trip! 178 00:07:19,729 --> 00:07:21,339 Come on. One little peek won't hurt. 179 00:07:21,382 --> 00:07:23,950 It'll be our secret. We won't even tell Boimler or Rutherford. 180 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:27,127 -Mm, maybe just a quick girls' peek. -Girls' peek! 181 00:07:27,171 --> 00:07:28,999 Huh. 182 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:30,783 It's just, like, a wooden statue thingy? 183 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:32,393 I wonder why she's so wound up about this. 184 00:07:32,437 --> 00:07:33,830 [laughing]: Oh, no. 185 00:07:33,873 --> 00:07:36,702 -What? -It's not a statue. 186 00:07:36,746 --> 00:07:38,791 It's a Caitian Libido Post. 187 00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:41,185 Libido? Wait. Oh, is that a sex thing? 188 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,404 A Caitian has to be... intimate once a year, 189 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:44,928 or their hormones make them crazy. 190 00:07:44,971 --> 00:07:46,407 It's like a Vulcan on Pon Farr. 191 00:07:46,451 --> 00:07:48,235 Caitians have a bunch of hormonal events like that. 192 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:49,802 [laughs] Ew. 193 00:07:49,846 --> 00:07:51,282 Oh, look at these claw marks. 194 00:07:51,325 --> 00:07:54,459 They're like, from her horny great-grandma! Ew! Like... 195 00:07:54,503 --> 00:07:56,461 Hi, Tendi. Hi, Tendi. My name is Jeremy. 196 00:07:56,505 --> 00:07:59,029 I'm an important cultural sex toy from the past. 197 00:07:59,072 --> 00:08:01,205 -[laughs] -Please deliver me to Dr. T'Ana so I... 198 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,859 Aah! I can't believe you're touching it. 199 00:08:02,902 --> 00:08:04,817 Oh, my God, I'm touching it with my bare hands. 200 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:05,949 Put it back! put it back! Put it back! 201 00:08:05,992 --> 00:08:07,080 Oh, just-just angle it towards the... 202 00:08:07,124 --> 00:08:08,995 -[screams] -Grab it! 203 00:08:09,039 --> 00:08:10,823 [screams] 204 00:08:16,437 --> 00:08:17,874 -[Mariner whimpers] -TENDI: No, no, no, no, no! 205 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:19,919 -This can't be happening! -Well, maybe she won't 206 00:08:19,963 --> 00:08:21,312 -notice. -It's the face! 207 00:08:21,355 --> 00:08:23,401 Dr. T'Ana's going to know I violated her trust. 208 00:08:23,444 --> 00:08:25,055 I'm gonna get fired! Oh. 209 00:08:25,098 --> 00:08:27,753 Hey, no. Stop that. No. No one's getting fired over Jeremy, okay? 210 00:08:27,797 --> 00:08:29,233 I've fixed stuff like this before. 211 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,713 You-you have? 212 00:08:30,756 --> 00:08:33,063 Yeah. No, I accidentally ran over Worf's mek'leth 213 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:34,717 back on Deep Space 9, and I had it fixed 214 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,153 before he even knew it was gone. 215 00:08:36,196 --> 00:08:38,372 What-what were you doing on Deep Space 9? 216 00:08:38,416 --> 00:08:40,897 I served there back before I was on the Quito.You know that. 217 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:43,160 No, I thought that the Cerritos was your first ship. 218 00:08:43,203 --> 00:08:44,727 Seriously? Dude, it's, like, my fifth. 219 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:46,119 I talk about my other ships all the time. 220 00:08:46,163 --> 00:08:47,991 Well, this is the first I'm hearing about it. 221 00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:50,341 It's sort of a big part of who I am. 222 00:08:50,384 --> 00:08:51,821 Uh, whatever. 223 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,866 I know a fixer on Bonestell who can repair anything. 224 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:56,260 It's a quick warp, then we'll head back to the Cerritos 225 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,262 with a nonruined post for T'Ana. 226 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,524 Uh, okay. 227 00:08:59,568 --> 00:09:01,265 Well, as long as we're back on time. 228 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,745 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we should be. 229 00:09:02,788 --> 00:09:04,877 Yeah, uh, let's just get moving. [chuckles] 230 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:07,271 -Girls' trip. -TENDI: Girls' trip. 231 00:09:11,536 --> 00:09:13,059 [gasps] 232 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:15,105 -Rutherford. -Sir. 233 00:09:15,148 --> 00:09:17,063 We've got this Tom Paris thing later, 234 00:09:17,107 --> 00:09:19,065 but maybe after that, racquetball? 235 00:09:19,109 --> 00:09:20,197 You sure you're up for that? 236 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,807 You know, with what you went through? 237 00:09:21,851 --> 00:09:24,897 Eh, that place did take a lot out of me. 238 00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:27,465 -But not my killer serve. [laughs] -[Billups laughs] 239 00:09:27,508 --> 00:09:29,336 Ah, Shaxs, you always get me. 240 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,295 Help you, Ensign? 241 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,775 Oh. [chuckles] I just... 242 00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:35,081 The truth is I was just wondering how... 243 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,953 CODY: Whoa, Shaxs is back? 244 00:09:36,996 --> 00:09:39,782 Didn't you die? How the heck did you come back to life? 245 00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:41,871 -[all gasp] -SHAXS: Oh. 246 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,525 Lieutenant Junior Grade Cody, that is out of line! 247 00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:47,398 Report to your supervisor for immediate reassignment. 248 00:09:47,441 --> 00:09:49,008 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to... 249 00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:51,184 [crying]: Just go. 250 00:09:52,185 --> 00:09:53,534 But he wasdead. I... 251 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:55,536 [breathes deeply] 252 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,974 What was it you wanted to ask? 253 00:09:58,017 --> 00:09:59,976 [chuckles]: Oh, uh, uh... 254 00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:02,500 Uh, how do you hit a racquetball? 255 00:10:02,543 --> 00:10:04,197 With a racket. 256 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:06,809 Oh! Right. Cool. 257 00:10:06,852 --> 00:10:08,549 So, you, uh, still having flashbacks? 258 00:10:08,593 --> 00:10:11,161 Having one right now. 259 00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:16,427 ADDIX: Yeah, I can fix it. The trick is 260 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:18,298 making it look like it was never damaged. 261 00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:19,560 And how much will that put us back? 262 00:10:19,604 --> 00:10:21,432 For my old friend Beckett Mariner? 263 00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:23,390 Double. 50 strips. 264 00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:26,002 What-- 50? Where are we supposed to find that much latinum? 265 00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:27,830 You've got a deal. 266 00:10:27,873 --> 00:10:29,527 What are you doing? We can't afford that. 267 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:31,224 Yes, we can. We just need to find 268 00:10:31,268 --> 00:10:32,573 the biggest, dumbest guys in here. 269 00:10:32,617 --> 00:10:34,053 -[laughs] -[indistinct chatter] 270 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:39,929 Come on, come on. 271 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,062 [growls] Cheater! 272 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:45,369 You claimed you were only a beginner. 273 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,937 Yeah, I'm beginning to school your ugly ass. 274 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,895 -How dare you! -Hey! No fighting. 275 00:10:49,939 --> 00:10:51,854 I just got that table rejotted. 276 00:10:51,897 --> 00:10:54,465 You want to finish this game, you do it with proxies. 277 00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:57,163 Works for me. My partner's even better than I am. 278 00:10:57,207 --> 00:11:00,471 [scoffs] An Orion? She will use her pheromones to cheat us. 279 00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:02,386 [gasps] No, she won't. 280 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,997 Oh, that is such a messed up thing to say. 281 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:07,304 But, like, could you, you know, just, like, juice it a bit? 282 00:11:07,347 --> 00:11:08,871 -Just a little? -[gasps] Mariner! 283 00:11:08,914 --> 00:11:10,437 Of course not. I'm not even that kind of Orion. 284 00:11:10,481 --> 00:11:12,309 I can't believe you'd even say that. 285 00:11:12,352 --> 00:11:14,224 Uh, just checking. No, no. No, you got this. 286 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,355 -Take a shot. -[Tendi sighs] 287 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,880 Uh... 288 00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:19,055 Uh... Come on. 289 00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:21,492 -[growls] -[Mariner grunts] 290 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,104 -[gasps] -I won? -[crowd cheering] 291 00:11:25,148 --> 00:11:26,497 I won! 292 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,238 -Yeah! -[chanting]: Dom-jot! Dom-jot! 293 00:11:28,281 --> 00:11:29,892 All right, pay up. 294 00:11:29,935 --> 00:11:32,895 Cheaters don't deserve Nausicaan latinum. 295 00:11:32,938 --> 00:11:34,592 [grunts] 296 00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:36,507 No! 297 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:39,031 -Hey! What'd I say about... Whoa! -[grunts] 298 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,467 Oh, crap! Okay, guys, listen. 299 00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:41,947 I know we may not look like a lot, 300 00:11:41,991 --> 00:11:43,122 but when it comes to a fight, 301 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,602 us Starfleet officers are trained to... 302 00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:45,908 -Latinum! -[Nausicaans growl] 303 00:11:45,951 --> 00:11:47,474 Tendi, run! 304 00:11:47,518 --> 00:11:49,520 [Boimler grunting, straining] 305 00:11:52,175 --> 00:11:53,916 [panting] 306 00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:55,656 If I follow this path, I'll be on the catwalk 307 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,963 above the grav stabilizer's static diffusers. 308 00:11:58,007 --> 00:12:00,444 [exhales] Almost to the bridge. Don't worry, plate. 309 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,446 There's no plausible reason why anyone should be purging 310 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,013 the static right now. 311 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:09,975 It's a pleasure to have you on my bridge, Lieutenant Paris. 312 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,934 Pleasure's all mine, Captain Freeman. 313 00:12:11,977 --> 00:12:13,631 Mind if I give her a whirl? I hear 314 00:12:13,674 --> 00:12:16,329 -these Cali-class engines can purr. -Of course. 315 00:12:16,373 --> 00:12:18,375 Just don't send us to the Delta Quadrant. 316 00:12:18,418 --> 00:12:20,029 [all laugh] 317 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,987 All right. 318 00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:24,468 Oh, no. Oh, no. 319 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,991 [shrieks] 320 00:12:28,211 --> 00:12:29,473 Computer, emergency shutdown! 321 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,040 COMPUTER: Authorization not recognized. 322 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,608 You don't need authorization in an emergency! 323 00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:38,351 [exhales] Ah, my plate. Okay. 324 00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:41,006 She's okay. [kisses] Aah! Hot plate. Ow, my lips. 325 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,529 Okay, I'm fine. The plate is fine. 326 00:12:42,573 --> 00:12:44,314 Got to keep moving. 327 00:12:46,359 --> 00:12:47,970 [yowls] Where the hell are you, Ensign? 328 00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:50,146 My fur feels like it's covered in poison. 329 00:12:50,189 --> 00:12:52,539 We're on our way back. The package is completely intact 330 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,106 -and... -Hurry! 331 00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:56,152 [groans] This was supposed to be my chance 332 00:12:56,195 --> 00:12:59,111 to show Dr. T'Ana that I'm ready for more, but I failed her! 333 00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:00,547 Uh, look, don't be so hard on yourself. 334 00:13:00,591 --> 00:13:02,158 -It was just a mistake. -I don't get 335 00:13:02,201 --> 00:13:03,768 to make mistakes like you do. 336 00:13:03,812 --> 00:13:05,465 It was hard getting into the Academy. 337 00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:07,293 There's still a lot of stigma around Orions. 338 00:13:07,337 --> 00:13:10,383 A lot of humans think we're all thieves and pirates. 339 00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:11,732 Wait. 340 00:13:11,776 --> 00:13:13,212 My cousin works in a thieves' den 341 00:13:13,256 --> 00:13:14,692 in a pirate outpost in this sector. 342 00:13:14,735 --> 00:13:16,346 -He might be able to help us out. -Uh, okay. 343 00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:18,348 As long as you aren't bothered by the optics, 344 00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:20,002 -I mean, it works for me. -[sighs] 345 00:13:20,045 --> 00:13:21,655 Well, these are bad Orions. 346 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:24,049 They'd kill you on the spot just for being human. 347 00:13:24,093 --> 00:13:27,748 -Well, I'm not into that. -But don't worry, I have a plan. 348 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:32,275 [gasps] All right, undercover op. 349 00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:34,538 [grunting] 350 00:13:38,368 --> 00:13:40,283 [Rutherford grunts] 351 00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:42,546 Just got to focus on work. 352 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,069 [exhales] Come on. Focus. 353 00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:46,680 Rutherford. I fought my way out of the multiverse. 354 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:49,770 That is a lie. The Borg put my body into the Collective. 355 00:13:49,814 --> 00:13:52,208 You... [stammers] 356 00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:55,515 A microscopic civilization brought me back to life 357 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,562 to harness the powers of my body with a tiny Dyson sphere. 358 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,173 -Uh... -It was no transporter accident. 359 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:03,262 -Resistance is futile. -Mirror, mirror, mirror. 360 00:14:03,306 --> 00:14:05,743 What was the deal with T'Pol's hair for that one year? 361 00:14:05,786 --> 00:14:07,571 -In the Nexus, it's always Christmas. -[screams] 362 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,789 I got to know! 363 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,748 [panting] 364 00:14:19,452 --> 00:14:21,585 Honestly, this feels wrong. 365 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,587 I mean, just please don't take any pictures of me. 366 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,719 Okay, remember, the effect won't last long, 367 00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:27,591 so we need to find D'Onni quick. 368 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,768 Well, what if I don't sound like an Orion, though? 369 00:14:30,811 --> 00:14:32,639 Just talk like a pirate. 370 00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:36,730 [imitating pirate]: Arr, how ye be doing today, me fellow Orion? 371 00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:39,255 Uh, why are you talking like that? 372 00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:40,691 -Allergies. -[normal voice]: Yeah, I'm allergic 373 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,519 to, um, uh, pheromones. 374 00:14:42,562 --> 00:14:43,650 -Oh, I hear you. -[metal clanging] 375 00:14:43,694 --> 00:14:45,217 They're really bad this time of year. 376 00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,567 That's D'Onni up there. 377 00:14:47,611 --> 00:14:51,310 -He does art forgeries. -Uh, and he's hot? 378 00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:54,487 Tendi, you got to warn me if we're gonna be meeting up 379 00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:55,793 with a sexy bad boy. 380 00:14:55,836 --> 00:14:57,316 That's my type. Well, one of my types. 381 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,796 You have a thing for bad boys? 382 00:14:58,839 --> 00:15:00,754 Oh, I'm always dating bad boys, 383 00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:02,713 bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes, 384 00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:05,107 ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars. 385 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,631 Huh. I don't know if I've ever seen you date anyone. 386 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,241 You usually seem to be with Boimler. 387 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:11,287 [laughs]: What? Ew, no! What? 388 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,593 -Ew, that is so messed up. -What? I don't know. You guys 389 00:15:13,637 --> 00:15:15,291 practically sleep in the same bunk. 390 00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:16,814 Ew, we do not! Ew! 391 00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:18,642 He's like a pet. Yuck. 392 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,122 What, are you and Rutherford dating? 393 00:15:20,165 --> 00:15:21,601 -TENDI: Not really. -Cousin? 394 00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:24,169 [gasps] Biceps. 395 00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,563 You shouldn't be here. If the Syndicate catches me 396 00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:28,304 -talking to... [grunts] -You'll do what I tell you to do, 397 00:15:28,347 --> 00:15:30,175 you dumb-face jerk! 398 00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:33,352 -Holy crap, who are you right now? -It's an Orion thing. 399 00:15:33,396 --> 00:15:35,137 It actually makes me really uncomfortable. 400 00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,878 D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh, loot I need you to repair. 401 00:15:37,922 --> 00:15:39,837 It has to look like it was never broken in order 402 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,752 to rip someone off. 403 00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:44,624 Anything for you, Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 404 00:15:44,668 --> 00:15:46,583 Mistress of the Winter Constella...? 405 00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,672 What? Okay, you got to do this on the Cerritos. 406 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,327 Don't tell anyone. That's a name I left behind long ago. 407 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:52,676 I'll try, but it's... 408 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,853 -Oh, crap. -D'Vana, what is this? 409 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,638 -Is she an imposter? -Shut up and do your job! 410 00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:01,511 "D'Vana"? Is that some other weird title you've got? 411 00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:03,252 It's my name. 412 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,775 -Oh. -TENDI: What, 413 00:16:04,818 --> 00:16:07,256 you don't even know my first name? 414 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,344 I thought it was Tendi, 415 00:16:08,387 --> 00:16:10,172 like, with no last name. Like Odo. 416 00:16:10,215 --> 00:16:12,913 We have been working together for over a year, Beckett. 417 00:16:12,957 --> 00:16:15,351 -Well, now you're just showing off. -You don't know me at all. 418 00:16:15,394 --> 00:16:17,962 -Well, youdon't know me. -Hey! You don't have allergies! 419 00:16:18,006 --> 00:16:19,398 Uh... 420 00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:21,531 She's wearing false green! Grab her! 421 00:16:21,574 --> 00:16:23,315 [crowd clamoring] 422 00:16:28,668 --> 00:16:30,627 -[grunts] -[crowd shouts] 423 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:31,889 [Mariner and Tendi grunt] 424 00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:33,847 -Get her! -[crowd clamoring] 425 00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:36,720 -[Mariner and Tendi panting] -False green! False green! 426 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,764 Run! 427 00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:42,682 [panting] 428 00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:44,206 Why don't you just do 429 00:16:44,249 --> 00:16:45,511 your "bossing everyone around" voice again? 430 00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:47,339 Yeah, it doesn't work on angry mobs. 431 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:50,212 Which you would know if you knew anything about me orOrions. 432 00:16:50,255 --> 00:16:51,778 You're the one who wanted to do a girls' trip. 433 00:16:51,822 --> 00:16:53,389 Because I thought we were friends! 434 00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:54,433 Yeah, well, apparently, 435 00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:55,478 we're just people who work together. 436 00:16:55,521 --> 00:16:56,696 Yeah, soon we'll just be people 437 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:57,915 who get our asses kicked together. 438 00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:59,525 [male breathing heavily] 439 00:16:59,569 --> 00:17:01,788 [growls, grunts] 440 00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:03,399 [grunts] 441 00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:05,270 [panting] 442 00:17:06,271 --> 00:17:08,012 TENDI: [groans] They're all over the lift. 443 00:17:08,056 --> 00:17:10,493 [squeaking] 444 00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,670 Hope you like climbing. 445 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,934 [grunting] 446 00:17:16,977 --> 00:17:19,763 Ha! Nobody knows the Cerritos like Bradward Boimler. 447 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,592 [yelps] Fine. You want to play it that way, Cerritos? 448 00:17:22,635 --> 00:17:24,376 I know another way. Because I know you, 449 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,769 like you should know me. 450 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,510 -[yelps] -COMPUTER: Access denied. 451 00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:29,381 Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening. 452 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:30,774 First I get kicked off the Titan. 453 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,602 Then the Cerritos doesn't even know me anymore? 454 00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:35,039 Where do I belong? [cries]: Aw. 455 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:39,348 Come on, Brad. This is your home. 456 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,653 You're right where you belong. 457 00:17:40,697 --> 00:17:42,699 Then why am I gonna die in a Jefferies tube? 458 00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:45,832 [chuckles]: You're not. You are Brad Boimler. 459 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:47,834 And you've been in tougher spots than this. 460 00:17:47,878 --> 00:17:50,794 Now open up a panel and start figuring out a solution. 461 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,274 [sniffling] You're right. 462 00:17:52,317 --> 00:17:53,623 Thanks, Tom Paris. 463 00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:55,973 [grunting, sniffles] 464 00:17:56,016 --> 00:17:58,541 -I am a little worried about the fumes in here though. -[coughs] 465 00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:00,412 -You know, since you're talking to a plate. -[grunts] 466 00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:02,936 I don't know. I kinda like 'em. [giggles] 467 00:18:05,504 --> 00:18:06,723 [grunting] 468 00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:08,594 [shouts] 469 00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:10,509 There! 470 00:18:10,553 --> 00:18:11,902 Don't let 'em get away! 471 00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:13,947 [shouting] 472 00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:15,775 [grunting] 473 00:18:15,819 --> 00:18:17,908 [gasping] 474 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,039 [grunts] 475 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,998 Leave us alone! This isn't nice! 476 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,608 Yes. Wait, no! 477 00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:23,653 -Keep cutting! -[grunts] 478 00:18:23,696 --> 00:18:24,697 [gasps] 479 00:18:24,741 --> 00:18:26,699 [grunting] 480 00:18:26,743 --> 00:18:28,527 [gasps] 481 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,008 [grunting] 482 00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:33,489 -[grunts loudly] -[shouts] 483 00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:34,838 [grunts] 484 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,622 -[straining] -[grunting] 485 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:38,494 The post. It's too heavy. 486 00:18:38,537 --> 00:18:39,756 I can't pull you both up! 487 00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:42,411 [grunting, growling] 488 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,934 Take it! Get out of here 489 00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:45,065 -before it's too late! [grunts] -[gasps] 490 00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:46,719 No way! I'm not leaving you! 491 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,548 -[shouts] -Tendi, no! 492 00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:51,507 -Not the post! -[screams] 493 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,552 [grunting, panting] 494 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:03,171 ♪ 495 00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:05,956 -Deck 15. -Wait! 496 00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:07,740 [grunting] 497 00:19:07,784 --> 00:19:09,655 -[panting] -[whirring] 498 00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:11,614 Whoa. Baby Bear. What's the matter? 499 00:19:11,657 --> 00:19:12,658 I know I'm not supposed to ask you 500 00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:13,833 how you came back from the dead, 501 00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:15,574 but I know it was my fault that you died. 502 00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:16,880 And maybe if you tell me how you came back, 503 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,360 I won't feel as guilty anymore! 504 00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:19,578 Turbolift, halt. 505 00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:20,579 [whirring stops] 506 00:19:20,623 --> 00:19:22,668 It wasn't your fault. 507 00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:24,583 Saving you was my duty. 508 00:19:24,627 --> 00:19:27,499 There's a reason we don't tell anyone how we come back. 509 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,980 I know. You can't tell me because I'm just an ensign. 510 00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:31,764 It's nothing to do with rank, son. 511 00:19:31,808 --> 00:19:35,638 We're sparing you dark truths about scientific depravity 512 00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,467 that would haunt you for the rest of your days. 513 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,990 Once you know, 514 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:44,037 you can never go back to being the man you were before. 515 00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:45,691 Works for me! Tell me, tell me! 516 00:19:45,735 --> 00:19:48,520 Okay. So, death is the first thing that happens. 517 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,001 And then-- Oh, wait, you do know about the black mountain, right? 518 00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:53,003 -Uh, the what now? -The black mountain 519 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:55,701 is a spiritual battleground your soul goes 520 00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:56,920 [muffled]: where you have to fight 521 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,879 three faceless apparitions of your father. 522 00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:02,839 [fading]: ...the surviving father makes you eat your heart... 523 00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:05,102 [groans] Personal log. [sniffles] 524 00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:06,973 I'm trapped because of a computer glitch, 525 00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:09,759 or perhaps it is I who is the glitch. 526 00:20:09,802 --> 00:20:12,065 COMPUTER: Personal log cannot be recorded. 527 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:13,719 [shouts] I'm gonna die 528 00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:14,981 and it's all because of this stupid plate! 529 00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:16,592 -[shouts] -Don't do it, Bradward! 530 00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:18,594 -Not the plate! -[cackling] 531 00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,683 Uh, huh? Oh, God. 532 00:20:20,726 --> 00:20:22,902 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! [shouts] 533 00:20:22,946 --> 00:20:25,427 [grunts, groans] 534 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:28,125 I... do exist! 535 00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:30,040 -Tom Paris! -A Kazon! 536 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,172 Tom Paris, can I just say that I'm a really huge fan and I have 537 00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:33,870 -a plate for you... [screams] -[shouts] 538 00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:36,568 [trilling] 539 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,701 [exhales] Thanks for saving my ass back there. 540 00:20:38,744 --> 00:20:40,616 You've saved mine plenty of times. 541 00:20:40,659 --> 00:20:42,139 I'm sorry you brought me instead of Rutherford. 542 00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:43,706 But, you know, don't feel bad 543 00:20:43,749 --> 00:20:44,968 that you don't know much about my life. 544 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,578 I keep it vague on purpose. 545 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:47,579 Well, why? 546 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,451 Every time I open up, 547 00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:51,061 people get promoted and take off. 548 00:20:51,104 --> 00:20:52,845 It's better to just keep it surface level 549 00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:53,846 and never have friends, 550 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,239 instead of always losing them. 551 00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:56,806 Well, don't apologize. 552 00:20:56,849 --> 00:20:58,764 I was hoping this trip would be a way for us to bond, 553 00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:00,810 but it's just been a big mess. 554 00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:02,681 And the reason you don't know much about me? 555 00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:05,249 That's my fault. I'm always so busy making everyone else happy 556 00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:06,772 that I never open up. 557 00:21:06,816 --> 00:21:08,687 Now you know more about me than Rutherford does. 558 00:21:08,731 --> 00:21:09,819 And I'm glad I do. 559 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,211 Me, too. 560 00:21:12,212 --> 00:21:14,476 [sighs] What are you gonna tell the doc? 561 00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:16,913 That I was curious and accidentally broke her post. 562 00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:18,654 It'll be interesting getting in trouble. 563 00:21:18,697 --> 00:21:20,090 I've never done that before. 564 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,874 And I can say two things: 565 00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:23,615 you're a really good person. 566 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:24,616 Aw, thanks. 567 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:25,661 What's the other thing? 568 00:21:25,704 --> 00:21:27,271 Your plan sucks. New plan. 569 00:21:27,315 --> 00:21:28,925 TENDI: Oh, my gosh. 570 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:30,579 -What are you doing? -Buckle up, D'Vana. 571 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,189 We might have been coworkers this morning, 572 00:21:32,232 --> 00:21:33,843 but now we're friends! 573 00:21:33,886 --> 00:21:36,715 Computer, ramming speed! 574 00:21:38,238 --> 00:21:39,631 Friendship! 575 00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,677 This is how we kick ass in the Delta Quadrant. 576 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,678 Ki-ya! 577 00:21:42,721 --> 00:21:44,549 [shouting, groaning] 578 00:21:44,593 --> 00:21:46,508 -[laughs] -[groaning] 579 00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:48,945 Uh, Captain, Shuttle Four is on a collision course 580 00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:50,076 -with the ship. -FREEMAN: What? 581 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,077 Uh... 582 00:21:51,121 --> 00:21:52,688 Stop! Stop! 583 00:21:56,561 --> 00:21:57,823 [groans] Damage report? 584 00:21:57,867 --> 00:21:58,824 None. 585 00:21:58,868 --> 00:22:00,086 That was weird. 586 00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:02,132 ♪ 587 00:22:04,264 --> 00:22:05,744 What the hell were you thinking? 588 00:22:05,788 --> 00:22:07,180 A bee got in the shuttle, sir. 589 00:22:07,224 --> 00:22:09,661 It flew right in my face. Totally my fault. 590 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:13,230 A bee? How did a bee get in the shuttle in space?! 591 00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:14,536 [trilling] 592 00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:17,539 [sighs] Dr. T'Ana, I'm so sorry, 593 00:22:17,582 --> 00:22:19,541 but I'm afraid your special family heirloom is broken. 594 00:22:19,584 --> 00:22:21,238 And I wish I could say that it was because of something else, 595 00:22:21,281 --> 00:22:22,631 -but... -MARINER: Totally my fault. 596 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,067 Sorry, Doc. Big old bee got in the shuttle. 597 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,242 Just messed everything up. 598 00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:26,983 You are so going to the brig for this. 599 00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:29,072 Send the bee to the brig! It's the bee's fault! 600 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,769 I'm really sorry. 601 00:22:30,813 --> 00:22:32,989 [grunts] Don't worry about it. 602 00:22:33,032 --> 00:22:34,033 W-- You're not mad? 603 00:22:34,077 --> 00:22:35,687 [creaking] 604 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:37,254 I don't care about that old post. 605 00:22:37,297 --> 00:22:39,299 What I needed was the box. 606 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,263 [purring, meows] 607 00:22:46,306 --> 00:22:48,047 Mmm. [sighing] 608 00:22:48,091 --> 00:22:50,223 There's-- That's the stuff. 609 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,836 ♪ 610 00:22:53,879 --> 00:22:55,141 TENDI: Ooh, have you heard this one? 611 00:22:55,185 --> 00:22:56,229 It's my favorite. 612 00:22:56,273 --> 00:22:58,057 It's all about the Caves of No'Mat. 613 00:22:58,101 --> 00:23:00,277 Acid punkers love singing about caves! 614 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,757 -[door whooshes open, shut] -Oh, hello. 615 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,585 Check it out. No more glitch. 616 00:23:03,628 --> 00:23:05,064 I'm authorized! 617 00:23:05,108 --> 00:23:07,980 Did you get your bowl signed by Chakotay or whatever? 618 00:23:08,024 --> 00:23:09,982 Tom Paris. And, no, not yet. 619 00:23:10,026 --> 00:23:12,985 But this black eye he gave me is way cooler than a signed plate. 620 00:23:13,029 --> 00:23:14,726 True. There's, like, only a couple of people 621 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,902 in the quadrant who can say they got beat up by Tom Paris. 622 00:23:16,946 --> 00:23:19,383 Even better, as an apology, we're getting drinks tonight. 623 00:23:19,427 --> 00:23:21,690 So I still have a chance for him to sign it. 624 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,213 [groans] 625 00:23:23,256 --> 00:23:24,780 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 626 00:23:24,823 --> 00:23:25,824 Computer, open the door! 627 00:23:25,868 --> 00:23:27,347 I got to get to the bar! Come on! 628 00:23:27,391 --> 00:23:28,827 Uh, that's-that's not a door. 629 00:23:28,871 --> 00:23:30,350 It's just a wall with a seam. 630 00:23:30,394 --> 00:23:33,310 Oh. [chuckles] Right. I may have a concussion. 631 00:23:33,353 --> 00:23:36,313 -[door whooshes shut] -Oh, Rutherford, did you ever find out how Shaxs came back? 632 00:23:36,356 --> 00:23:37,967 [screams] Oh. 633 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:40,143 No. No, I did not. 634 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,275 Aw, boo. We never get to know the cool stuff. 635 00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:44,147 Or maybe they're just sparing us from knowing 636 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:47,803 horrible, horrible things that-that happen to good people. 637 00:23:47,846 --> 00:23:49,674 Yea, it definitely isn't that. They're just jerks. 638 00:23:49,718 --> 00:23:51,676 Ooh, this one's about a Klingon who eats his own hand. 639 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,938 Yeah, play it! 640 00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:54,984 [Klingon punk music playing] 641 00:23:55,027 --> 00:23:57,377 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 642 00:24:52,476 --> 00:24:54,043 [man imitates weapons firing] 643 00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:58,003 Chirp.