1 00:00:14,296 --> 00:00:15,514 Shaxs has the gym in 20, 2 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:17,081 but we should have time for a quick round. 3 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:19,214 Ooh, you guys gonna go 'anbo? Can I get in on that? 4 00:00:19,257 --> 00:00:21,129 Sure! More the merrier. 5 00:00:21,172 --> 00:00:22,521 Three months of midnight practice 6 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:23,914 -is finally gonna pay off. 7 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:26,395 Can't wait to see the look on her face. 8 00:00:31,748 --> 00:00:33,097 Glad you're still into this. I was worried 9 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:34,925 maybe I came down too hard on you last time. 10 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,840 Hopefully we picked up a few of your moves. 11 00:00:36,883 --> 00:00:40,148 Nothing like some friendly Anbo-jyutsu to work up a sweat. 12 00:00:45,022 --> 00:00:47,111 Ha. We've been training on the holodeck at night. 13 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:49,113 You might want to take off the kid gloves. 14 00:00:49,157 --> 00:00:50,549 Oh. Ah... 15 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:53,030 -Are you okay? I didn't mean... -I'm great. 16 00:00:53,074 --> 00:00:55,337 I can finally get in a real workout. 17 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:57,339 Uh... 18 00:01:02,213 --> 00:01:03,736 Oh, God. No, no, no, no! 19 00:01:08,132 --> 00:01:10,221 Ah! Ah! 20 00:01:10,265 --> 00:01:13,746 Put the kid gloves on! Put the kid gloves on! 21 00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:14,965 Shaxs! Help! 22 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,880 Don't worry about me, I'm early. 23 00:01:16,923 --> 00:01:18,142 You've still got ten minutes. 24 00:02:32,869 --> 00:02:35,045 Well, if raktajino makes you all jumpy, 25 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,134 then just switch to human coffee. 26 00:02:37,178 --> 00:02:38,222 Eh, I tried, 27 00:02:38,266 --> 00:02:39,223 -but it's too weak... 28 00:02:39,267 --> 00:02:41,356 Shh! Did you hear something? 29 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,402 Ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah... 30 00:02:44,446 --> 00:02:45,490 -Ah! 31 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:55,674 Captain's log, 32 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,937 the Cerritos is en route to Frylon IV 33 00:02:57,981 --> 00:03:00,766 to investigate the reported sighting of a mugato, 34 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:03,726 a dangerous creature not indigenous to this planet. 35 00:03:03,769 --> 00:03:06,642 "Poisonous, carnivorous, strength of ten men." 36 00:03:06,685 --> 00:03:08,339 Huh, sounds like my ex. 37 00:03:08,383 --> 00:03:11,255 I can't believe we pulled another animal control op, 38 00:03:11,299 --> 00:03:14,258 as if there weren't more important jobs for us to do. 39 00:03:14,302 --> 00:03:17,435 The bio-electrical signatures on Frylon has made it difficult 40 00:03:17,479 --> 00:03:18,915 to pinpoint life signs, 41 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:21,352 but with boots on the ground, we'll find her. 42 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,271 Let's see, hmm, hmm, hmm... What about... 43 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:29,969 a ten percent gratuity on a biannual basis? 44 00:03:30,013 --> 00:03:31,275 Hmm, worth considering... 45 00:03:31,319 --> 00:03:32,755 -What up?! Ah! 46 00:03:32,798 --> 00:03:34,365 Wow, flinch much? Hey, work later. 47 00:03:34,409 --> 00:03:36,715 Let's hit the phaser range. I need moving targets. 48 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,282 This isn't work, we're playing Diplomath. 49 00:03:38,326 --> 00:03:40,545 And, we're at a crucial point in the negotiation. 50 00:03:40,589 --> 00:03:43,113 -We're both about to lose! -Why is that good? 51 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,810 If both sides are equally unsatisfied 52 00:03:44,854 --> 00:03:46,943 with the negotiation, you can close the deal! 53 00:03:46,986 --> 00:03:48,466 Ready for final offers? 54 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,818 -Eh, I don't like it. -I guess I can live with that. 55 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:55,299 -That's a compromise! -Oh, boy. 56 00:03:55,343 --> 00:03:57,475 I'd say you guys should take up a less-embarrassing hobby, 57 00:03:57,519 --> 00:03:58,868 but it might be too late. 58 00:04:01,349 --> 00:04:03,176 Honus! Can we get two more? 59 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:05,178 Yeah, maybe with some pain reliever mixed in? 60 00:04:05,222 --> 00:04:08,138 Ah, yeah. Not surprised you fellas need a drink 61 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,836 after talkin' with that powder keg friend of yours. 62 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,229 Huh? You talking about Mariner? 63 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:15,101 If'n that's her real name. 64 00:04:15,145 --> 00:04:17,626 Haven't you boys ever wondered how she's able to 65 00:04:17,669 --> 00:04:21,717 kick so much ass and get away with whatever she wants? 66 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,415 Uh, 'cause her mom's the captain and she practices kicking a lot? 67 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:25,590 Usually on us. 68 00:04:25,634 --> 00:04:27,462 Workin' the bar, I hear a lot 69 00:04:27,505 --> 00:04:29,246 of inside information. 70 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:32,423 Your friend is a specially trained secret agent 71 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:35,557 for Starfleet black ops. 72 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,820 -Ha-ha-ha. Shut up, Honus! -Yeah, right, okay, man. 73 00:04:37,863 --> 00:04:40,605 I'm telling you, they made her into a killing machine. 74 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:41,824 The perfect weapon. 75 00:04:41,867 --> 00:04:43,304 We spend all of our time with Mariner. 76 00:04:43,347 --> 00:04:46,045 Pretty sure we'd know if she was "the perfect weapon." 77 00:04:46,089 --> 00:04:47,395 Most of the time she's napping. 78 00:04:47,438 --> 00:04:49,832 Of course she does. Captain's daughter, 79 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,747 friends with the softest guys on the ship; 80 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:53,096 it's the perfect cover. 81 00:04:53,139 --> 00:04:54,837 Haven't you ever noticed that she seems to know 82 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,229 every fightin' style? 83 00:04:56,273 --> 00:04:57,970 She is a master of Anbo-jyutsu... 84 00:04:58,014 --> 00:05:00,364 Look, we may be soft, but we're not gullible. 85 00:05:00,408 --> 00:05:03,106 Just watch out. When her back's against the wall, 86 00:05:03,149 --> 00:05:05,151 that's when the training kicks in. 87 00:05:05,195 --> 00:05:09,155 She's programmed to protect herself at all costs. 88 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:14,117 All costs. 89 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,337 Okay, buddy, you heard wrong. 90 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,427 I bet they didn't believe the rumors on the Atlantis either, 91 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:21,429 until it was too late, and they were all... 92 00:05:21,472 --> 00:05:23,082 Honus, could you get back to work?! 93 00:05:23,126 --> 00:05:25,128 Billups is still waiting on his peach daiquiri. 94 00:05:25,171 --> 00:05:28,044 Ah, keep your pips on, Billups. 95 00:05:28,087 --> 00:05:29,654 -That guy's so full of it. -Yeah, right? 96 00:05:29,698 --> 00:05:31,961 As if Starfleet would ever hide a black ops agent 97 00:05:32,004 --> 00:05:33,397 -on one of their own ships. -Yeah. 98 00:05:33,441 --> 00:05:35,312 I mean, Starfleet Intelligence does it. 99 00:05:35,356 --> 00:05:37,314 And Tuvok did it when he infiltrated the Maquis. 100 00:05:37,358 --> 00:05:39,185 And there were a ton during the Dominion War. 101 00:05:39,229 --> 00:05:41,579 But on the Cerritos? Yeah, right. 102 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:45,278 Yeah, right... 103 00:05:48,194 --> 00:05:50,458 Oh! Looks like we have a spike in the subcortical. 104 00:05:50,501 --> 00:05:51,763 Let's move, people! 105 00:05:51,807 --> 00:05:54,026 I need 30cc's of desalinated paviatic fluid. 106 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:55,898 -On it. -Uh, technically, 107 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:57,160 that's my patient. 108 00:05:57,203 --> 00:05:58,204 Clear the area! 109 00:05:58,248 --> 00:05:59,597 That's fine. I... 110 00:05:59,641 --> 00:06:02,339 Ensign Tendi, my office. 111 00:06:02,383 --> 00:06:04,602 I'm sorry, Doctor, I know you said I need to be 112 00:06:04,646 --> 00:06:06,299 -more assertive, I just... -Okay, okay, whatever. 113 00:06:06,343 --> 00:06:09,085 This is a list of crew who've avoided their annual physicals. 114 00:06:09,128 --> 00:06:11,740 But why? The biometric scan is non-invasive. 115 00:06:11,783 --> 00:06:14,351 Some freaks hate being reduced to a set of readings. 116 00:06:14,395 --> 00:06:16,614 I need you to hunt them down and scan their asses. 117 00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:17,963 You got what it takes? 118 00:06:18,007 --> 00:06:19,835 Yes! Thank you for this opportunity. 119 00:06:19,878 --> 00:06:21,445 I won't let you down. 120 00:06:21,489 --> 00:06:23,578 So I was reading up on the mugatos. 121 00:06:23,621 --> 00:06:25,971 Did you know they have alternative pronunciations? 122 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:28,321 Mogatu, mugutu, and gumato. 123 00:06:28,365 --> 00:06:29,932 Isn't that neat and inconsistent? 124 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:31,368 -Mm. -Dude, I'm talking 125 00:06:31,412 --> 00:06:32,456 alien pronunciations here. 126 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:33,457 That's, like, your favorite thing. 127 00:06:33,501 --> 00:06:34,502 -What's up? -Check this out. 128 00:06:34,545 --> 00:06:36,373 Mariner's record. 129 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,419 Don't tell me you actually believe that bartender. 130 00:06:38,462 --> 00:06:40,464 Mariner has served on a lot of ships. 131 00:06:40,508 --> 00:06:42,248 Because she's always getting demoted. 132 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:43,641 Yeah. That's what she says. 133 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:45,469 Look. When she served on the Atlantis, 134 00:06:45,513 --> 00:06:47,384 half the crew mysteriously vanished. 135 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:49,038 I'm sure it was just a reassignment. 136 00:06:49,081 --> 00:06:50,431 A hundred reassignments? Plus, 137 00:06:50,474 --> 00:06:52,171 there's nothing in the logs about it. 138 00:06:52,215 --> 00:06:54,478 Just one day, poof, all gone. 139 00:06:54,522 --> 00:06:57,002 That is weird. You don't think she had anything to do with it? 140 00:06:57,046 --> 00:06:59,744 -Who to do with what? 141 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:02,138 -Whoa! You guys see that? 142 00:07:02,181 --> 00:07:04,967 -What's got you so jumpy? 143 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:06,664 Just excited to see a mugato. 144 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:10,538 Oh, you would be. Just stay out of my way down there. Or else. 145 00:07:10,581 --> 00:07:11,930 Aah! Or else what? 146 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,976 I don't know, we'll get poisoned by a mugato. 147 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:16,065 You guys are so weird sometimes. 148 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,855 Shaxs, our sensors indicate a storm moving in. 149 00:07:23,899 --> 00:07:25,640 You've got less than 22 minutes 150 00:07:25,683 --> 00:07:26,989 before we lose comms. 151 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:29,121 Copy that, Captain. You all got the briefing. 152 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:31,776 No weapons. These mugutus are endangered, 153 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:34,475 and their genitals are sensitive to phaser fire. 154 00:07:43,832 --> 00:07:45,137 All right, fan out. 155 00:07:45,181 --> 00:07:47,575 This is where we detected a gumato life sign. 156 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:51,666 Ah, what have we here? 157 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:54,233 -Mugato dung. -Ew! 158 00:07:54,277 --> 00:07:56,758 -Fresh. Tangy. 159 00:07:58,629 --> 00:08:00,413 She doesn't seem dangerous. 160 00:08:00,457 --> 00:08:01,893 I think we're being silly billies. 161 00:08:01,937 --> 00:08:04,243 Even if Mariner was black ops, which she is not, 162 00:08:04,287 --> 00:08:05,549 that bartender said she'd only flip out 163 00:08:05,593 --> 00:08:07,159 if her back was against the wall. 164 00:08:07,203 --> 00:08:08,944 This is just one random mugato, we're fine. 165 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:17,779 Yo, it's pretty clear we're going in the right direction. 166 00:08:17,822 --> 00:08:19,781 You don't have to... 167 00:08:19,824 --> 00:08:21,173 Mm-hmm. 168 00:08:23,611 --> 00:08:25,438 Oh. 169 00:08:28,746 --> 00:08:30,226 Ferengi. 170 00:08:37,842 --> 00:08:39,278 Clear them out, fools. 171 00:08:39,322 --> 00:08:41,367 I need to show off the fresh merchandise. 172 00:08:41,411 --> 00:08:44,675 I'll take a dozen horns. Are they horns or tusks? 173 00:08:44,719 --> 00:08:46,329 They're whatever you want them to be, 174 00:08:46,372 --> 00:08:49,419 as long as your latinum's gold-pressed. 175 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,464 They're harvesting these animals. 176 00:08:51,508 --> 00:08:52,988 Boimler to Cerritos. 177 00:08:53,031 --> 00:08:54,337 Look, they've got a signal dampener. 178 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:55,860 It's jamming this whole area. 179 00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:57,340 Looks like we're on our own. 180 00:08:57,383 --> 00:08:59,908 Just how I like it, backs against the wall. 181 00:08:59,951 --> 00:09:01,431 I think we should retreat and... 182 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,259 -Let's move. 183 00:09:04,956 --> 00:09:07,089 Starfleet! 184 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:09,657 Ferengi poachers, you are violating 185 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,485 the conservation laws of Federation space. 186 00:09:12,529 --> 00:09:15,445 Oh, this is Federation space? 187 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,055 I didn't know that. Did you know that? 188 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:20,537 Oh, thank the maker you're here. I was being attacked by these... 189 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:22,452 You were purchasing illegal horns. 190 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,367 Stand down and prepare to be searched. 191 00:09:24,410 --> 00:09:28,197 Hey, no need for all this. We're licensed businessmen. 192 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,852 Oh, really? You have a permit? 193 00:09:30,895 --> 00:09:33,550 Yes, a permit to whip you! 194 00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:43,386 Mugato stampede! -Take cover! 195 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:55,703 -What do we do?! -I don't know! Where's Shaxs?! 196 00:09:55,746 --> 00:09:59,620 No! Aah... 197 00:09:59,663 --> 00:10:02,144 It's real. She's going to kill us! 198 00:10:03,754 --> 00:10:05,800 But there's mugatos out there! 199 00:10:05,843 --> 00:10:07,497 Yeah, but she's in here! 200 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,725 Captain, we have an unknown ship 201 00:10:17,768 --> 00:10:18,900 leaving the planet's orbit. 202 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:21,250 -One occupant. -Hail them. 203 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:23,600 Leave me alone. I don't have any horns. 204 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:26,690 What? I just want to know if you encountered our away team. 205 00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:29,040 Not interested. Don't hail me again. 206 00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:31,521 Wha-- Put a tractor beam on that ship. 207 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,958 I think we need to have a little chat. 208 00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:39,137 Captain, his ship-- the hull's integrity's failing. 209 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,662 What the-- Emergency transport, now! 210 00:10:43,054 --> 00:10:45,535 What in the name of... 211 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,928 My ship! 212 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:48,669 I said the tractor beam! 213 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:51,541 It was, Captain! At the lowest tractor factor. 214 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,979 My whole life was on that ship. What have you done? 215 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,549 We need to get out of range of their signal dampeners, 216 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,986 put some distance between us and Mariner, and contact the ship. 217 00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:03,422 Was she eating Shaxs? 218 00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:04,641 That's freakin' crazy, man, that's just... 219 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:09,646 -Go! 220 00:11:22,485 --> 00:11:25,314 Easy, mates. You're safe with me. 221 00:11:25,357 --> 00:11:27,185 Great. Uh, who are you? 222 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,665 I'm Patingi. 223 00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,799 The renowned biologist? 224 00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:35,454 I have five books on mugatos. 225 00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:37,282 For real? Can you help us get out of here? 226 00:11:37,326 --> 00:11:38,849 Of course, mates. 227 00:11:38,893 --> 00:11:41,678 I've been studying these beautiful mooga-toes for years. 228 00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:42,984 I'll walk you right to safety. 229 00:11:43,027 --> 00:11:45,726 -Oh, you're the best, Patingi! -I know. 230 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:48,946 Come on. Stay low. Follow me. 231 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,037 -Man, Patingi rules. -Right? 232 00:11:54,822 --> 00:11:57,389 H-Hi, Lieutenant! Sorry to bother you, 233 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,869 but it says here that you haven't come in 234 00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:01,089 -for your annual physical? -Uh, I'm pretty busy. 235 00:12:01,132 --> 00:12:02,612 I'll get to it when I get to it. 236 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,266 Well, actually, time is of the essence, and... 237 00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:07,269 I said I'm busy. 238 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:11,577 Patingi, are we gonna be in your next book? 239 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:13,754 Hmm? Oh, no, I don't write, mate. 240 00:12:13,797 --> 00:12:15,930 I've read five books on moo-goes. 241 00:12:15,973 --> 00:12:18,497 -Wait. What? -Yeah, I figured I knew enough 242 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:20,195 to walk amongst them. 243 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:25,069 -See? I'm like one of their own. 244 00:12:26,636 --> 00:12:28,159 Aah! Patingi! 245 00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:31,293 -♪ 246 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,647 I'm really committed to fitness. 247 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,692 I spot Ransom, like, all the time. 248 00:12:39,736 --> 00:12:40,824 We're really good pals. 249 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:42,652 Lemme get another... 250 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,959 Thank you for the DNA scan, Lieutenant. 251 00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:47,091 Ooh, it says here you should be drinking more milk 252 00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:49,180 -because your bones are so weak. 253 00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:51,574 Hey, don't listen to her, I'm as strong as... 254 00:12:51,617 --> 00:12:53,881 -Oh, God, my hip! 255 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:57,275 Stevens to T'Ana. Emergency transport. 256 00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:05,588 If we ever get off this planet, 257 00:13:05,631 --> 00:13:07,068 we'll have to turn in Mariner, won't we? 258 00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:09,113 Yeah. Feels bad, reporting anyone in Starfleet, 259 00:13:09,157 --> 00:13:10,636 much less a friend. 260 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,160 Was she our friend? Or were we just cover for... 261 00:13:12,203 --> 00:13:13,814 -Shh! 262 00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:19,558 Quick. In there. 263 00:13:24,825 --> 00:13:27,175 -Aah! 264 00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:30,221 What are they doing? 265 00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:32,920 Oh, God, they're mating. 266 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:40,623 -Ah... 267 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,234 -We're gonna drown. -Come on, come on. 268 00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:47,543 Crap! Another one! 269 00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:53,201 Oh, this could get violent if he tries 270 00:13:53,244 --> 00:13:54,680 to assert dominance. 271 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,384 Is he asserting? 272 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:05,343 No. I-I think he likes to watch. 273 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:10,392 All right, who's next? 274 00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:32,153 Huh. 275 00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:35,156 Who are you? 276 00:14:35,199 --> 00:14:37,636 Okay, they wore themselves out. 277 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,987 Ew, gross. Even the watcher. 278 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:42,337 Do you think the captain knows Mariner's undercover? 279 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,686 Probably her idea. 280 00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,122 Oh, man, so the mom-and-daughter thing 281 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,297 was all an act. 282 00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:47,385 We were so stupid 283 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,604 -not to see it. -Wait. 284 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,477 Watch it. Mugato trap. 285 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,611 -Hi! -Aah! Run! 286 00:14:55,654 --> 00:14:56,960 What the hell are you two doing?! 287 00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,529 Guys, quick! The Ferengi are coming. 288 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:01,878 You've gotta get me out of here so... 289 00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:03,532 So you can eat us, just like Shaxs?! 290 00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:05,490 -What?! -We saw it, Mariner. 291 00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:06,535 Back there at the compound. 292 00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:08,711 Shaxs was stung by a mugato! 293 00:15:08,754 --> 00:15:10,147 Yeah, and you stabbed him and licked his blood. 294 00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:11,975 They really messed you up good in that lab. 295 00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:15,152 I had to suck the venom out! What lab? 296 00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:16,545 We know what you really are. 297 00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:17,981 Wait, wait, wait, wait, did you find out 298 00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:19,548 that I'm a black ops secret agent? 299 00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:21,985 -You aren't even hiding it?! -Section 31! 300 00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,595 I am not a spy, guys. 301 00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,075 Then how did you know? 302 00:15:25,119 --> 00:15:26,511 Because I started that rumor. 303 00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:28,296 Yeah, right, more black ops lies. 304 00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:31,299 No, really, that was me. Look, I like having a mystique. 305 00:15:31,342 --> 00:15:32,648 Even if we did believe you, 306 00:15:32,691 --> 00:15:33,997 how do you explain the Atlantis? 307 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,129 Half the crew disappeared with no explanation. 308 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:36,434 Did you eat them? 309 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,696 The Atlantis? 310 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,742 No, everyone got Kerplickian lice. 311 00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:41,309 Of course Starfleet Command didn't put it 312 00:15:41,352 --> 00:15:42,701 in the official records. 313 00:15:42,745 --> 00:15:44,486 Do you know how embarrassing it is 314 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,749 to lose a starship to lice? 315 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,272 Why are you so good at martial arts? 316 00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:50,013 Because it's a sport I can practice on my own, 317 00:15:50,057 --> 00:15:52,102 because on every ship, I never have friends who-- 318 00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:54,844 Wait, you-you looked up my records? 319 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,065 You guys, you thought I was an undercover killer? 320 00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:00,023 Ow! What the hell?! 321 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,894 -Oh, I thought you just... -Because before you did, and 322 00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:03,374 -it was like you were a ninja. -...might catch the tricorder... 323 00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:05,724 Yeah, but-- That's all it took is a lucky catch? 324 00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:07,161 You shouldn't have started that rumor. 325 00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:08,771 I mean, "Kill anything in her way"? 326 00:16:08,814 --> 00:16:10,120 Why would you want people to think that? 327 00:16:10,164 --> 00:16:12,209 Because it keeps jerks away from me. 328 00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:14,168 But I can't believe you guys would ever believe that. 329 00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:15,734 You're my best friends. 330 00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:18,215 I-I think we believed because that part made sense. 331 00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:20,391 That a badass like you wouldn't really be friends 332 00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:21,740 with guys like us. 333 00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:24,265 -Aw, guys, I... Oh, crap. 334 00:16:24,308 --> 00:16:26,397 -It's too late. Hide. -We're not leaving you! 335 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:29,357 The Ferengi got everyone else. It's up to you guys! 336 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,749 But what do we do? 337 00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:32,360 You have to be the black ops super spies. 338 00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:34,231 Kick their asses! 339 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:42,109 Ah, what a catch. Take her! 340 00:16:56,993 --> 00:16:58,777 Any luck with those physicals? 341 00:16:58,821 --> 00:17:00,953 I'm almost done, just one holdout left. 342 00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:02,868 Really? I'm impressed, Ensign. 343 00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:04,783 This last one, it's weird. 344 00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,220 It's not even a name, 345 00:17:06,263 --> 00:17:08,091 -it's just a serial number. -Ah. 346 00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:10,224 Well, probably just an error in the system. 347 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:13,401 It's almost as if someone erased their information. 348 00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,446 Yeah, I mean, there's always one that slips through the cracks. 349 00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:17,231 We've wasted enough time on this. Come on. 350 00:17:17,274 --> 00:17:20,103 Ugh, I just really wanted to finish this job for you. 351 00:17:20,147 --> 00:17:22,149 Enough! Go back to your station, Ensign. 352 00:17:24,803 --> 00:17:26,936 That number. 353 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,764 You're the last holdout? 354 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,421 Congratulations. You got me. 355 00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:36,206 I-I just don't understand. Why not just get your exam? 356 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,122 You want me to see a doctor? I am the doctor! 357 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,819 When I picked you for this job, 358 00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,952 I was counting on you to give up. 359 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,693 Maybe the old Tendi was a pushover, 360 00:17:44,736 --> 00:17:47,913 but a lot's changed since slightly earlier today. 361 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,961 All right, let's just get this over with. 362 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,573 -Get back here! 363 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,924 Bad Dr. T'Ana. Bad! 364 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,286 Mr. Hyde, while we can't replace your ship, 365 00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:15,637 I can offer you one of our shuttlecrafts. 366 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,204 I think that's more than fair. 367 00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:18,379 Hmm... 368 00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:20,468 Uh, Captain, don't you think Starfleet 369 00:18:20,511 --> 00:18:21,425 would frown on that? 370 00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,166 We're helping a traveler in need. 371 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:25,995 We'll just tell them we lost the shuttle in a black hole. 372 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,214 Wouldn't be the first. 373 00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:29,303 Oh, I had so many personal items 374 00:18:29,346 --> 00:18:30,826 aboard the Ladyjane too, 375 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,306 that could never be replaced. 376 00:18:32,349 --> 00:18:34,046 We're talking rare antiques. 377 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,788 -Like what? -Oh, an old model sailing ship, 378 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:41,271 a nautilus shell, bronze pineapple, little Gorn doll. 379 00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:43,578 These hold special meaning to me. 380 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:46,537 Well, I guess we have similar taste. 381 00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:00,769 I wish Mariner was a super soldier. 382 00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:02,640 Or if only we had special powers. 383 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,340 Wait, we do. I mean, maybe not here, but here. 384 00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:07,732 -Our skin! -Our brains. 385 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:08,907 -Brains, right. -It's our brains. 386 00:19:08,951 --> 00:19:10,518 Brains are inside of our skins. 387 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:22,225 I treat over 100 different species on this ship. 388 00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:24,227 I think I'd know if I'm healthy. 389 00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:26,316 Then just let me scan you! 390 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,405 I don't need a second opinion. 391 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,714 My arm! 392 00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:33,976 It's broken! 393 00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:35,891 Oh, nice, the old "fake an injury" thing? 394 00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:38,241 Yeah, I'm not gonna fall for-- Oh, [bleep]! 395 00:19:38,285 --> 00:19:41,244 God, kid, I'm sorry. This is all my... 396 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,553 Got ya. 397 00:19:45,596 --> 00:19:48,817 Well played. That was actually kinda quick. 398 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,993 I don't know why I made such a big thing of it. 399 00:19:51,036 --> 00:19:53,343 You know you guys can just replicate stuff, right? 400 00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:55,432 Like the-the stuff you buy with latinum, 401 00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:57,347 you could just replicate. You guys are dumb. 402 00:19:57,391 --> 00:20:01,525 If we're so dumb, then how did we capture you, human? 403 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,223 You guys are what, some creepy throwback 404 00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,529 Last Outpost style Ferengi? You ever heard of Quark? 405 00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:07,139 Of course I've heard of Quark! 406 00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:09,751 -♪ 407 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,274 Starfleet! 408 00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:14,408 Hey, Ferengi! We've got a little somethin' for ya! 409 00:20:14,451 --> 00:20:17,498 May we present... 410 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,979 a cost/benefit analysis for greater long-term profits. 411 00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:25,157 What if I told you you could earn 150% more latinum 412 00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:27,899 with live mugatos rather than dead ones? 413 00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:31,163 Stay your whip. What do you propose? 414 00:20:31,207 --> 00:20:32,469 Well... 415 00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,428 By ending the sale or slaughter of the mugato 416 00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:36,343 while putting an investment in the conversion 417 00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:38,562 of this place into more of a mugato preserve... 418 00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:41,348 Your long-term revenue streams will come to include 419 00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:45,874 ticket prices, merchandise, concessions-- the whole gumato! 420 00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:50,487 Oh, Mariner, wh-what's happening? 421 00:20:50,531 --> 00:20:53,621 Those two beautiful, nerdy men are negotiating us to safety 422 00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:56,493 using the power of math. 423 00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,757 It is a more time-consuming effort 424 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,193 than our current operation, 425 00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:04,022 but I can't argue with the profit margin. 426 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,721 Though I don't love releasing captives. 427 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:09,506 Well, technically we really should be apprehending you 428 00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,508 for attacking members of Starfleet, so... 429 00:21:11,552 --> 00:21:14,294 If we're both unhappy, that means we've reached... 430 00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:16,948 A compromise! -Compromise. 431 00:21:20,082 --> 00:21:22,171 Mugutu venom can have latent effects, 432 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,651 so I'll need to check on you later. 433 00:21:23,694 --> 00:21:26,218 In your quarters. 434 00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:31,223 I just got my physical. I could heal you all night. 435 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:37,186 Okay, people! It's go time! 436 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,755 No, I've got this! Gimme 20cc's of space, all right?! 437 00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:42,191 Now that's confidence. 438 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,106 You really showed me something today, kid. 439 00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:46,282 -Thank you, Doctor. -But this isn't your patient, 440 00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:47,457 so get the out of our way. 441 00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:48,893 Yes, Doctor. 442 00:21:49,938 --> 00:21:51,896 Leaving the Frylon system now. 443 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,246 Oh, you're gonna love this. 444 00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:56,118 We made contact with a group of 445 00:21:56,161 --> 00:21:58,512 -eco-friendly Ferengi. -Really? 446 00:21:58,555 --> 00:22:01,558 Apparently they're looking to nurture abandoned mugato. 447 00:22:01,602 --> 00:22:04,474 Setting up a whole preserve. Very noble. 448 00:22:04,518 --> 00:22:06,563 That's outstanding. Oh, before you go, 449 00:22:06,607 --> 00:22:08,913 you haven't had any recent ship accidents, have you? 450 00:22:08,957 --> 00:22:12,395 -Uh, no, nothing here. -Okay, good. 451 00:22:12,439 --> 00:22:15,093 We've had some reports of a scam being run in that sector. 452 00:22:15,137 --> 00:22:17,618 Junk ship will purposefully self-destruct 453 00:22:17,661 --> 00:22:19,010 and try to pin it on Starfleet. 454 00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:21,361 We'll be sure to look out for that. 455 00:22:21,404 --> 00:22:24,581 Did you redecorate? Something looks different. 456 00:22:28,455 --> 00:22:30,631 Way I see it, you can either pay for your crimes 457 00:22:30,674 --> 00:22:32,633 in a Federation penal colony, 458 00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:36,245 or we can pretend you never pulled this little stunt, 459 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,726 and you can do some good for a change. 460 00:22:38,769 --> 00:22:41,468 What do you mean, "good"? 461 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,124 We need to get all this dung out of here 462 00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:47,822 so we can set up a gift shop. 463 00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:49,606 We're going to be rich. 464 00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:51,869 -From now on, 465 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,958 we work for the mugatos. 466 00:22:54,002 --> 00:22:56,526 This place has to be a horned heaven! 467 00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:01,226 No, you only reveal the graph at the end. 468 00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:03,185 Well, can you inflate the numbers? 469 00:23:03,228 --> 00:23:04,839 Wait, are you being serious? 470 00:23:04,882 --> 00:23:06,144 I guess not. 471 00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:08,059 Sorry we thought you were a secret super spy 472 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,670 who was ready to kill us, by the way. 473 00:23:09,713 --> 00:23:11,323 In retrospect, it probably would have come up before. 474 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,325 And I'm sorry I spread a rumor 475 00:23:13,369 --> 00:23:15,197 and made you feel like you weren't my equals, 476 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,155 because today you were the badasses. 477 00:23:17,199 --> 00:23:18,635 I guess I kick ass one way, 478 00:23:18,679 --> 00:23:20,855 -and you guys do it another. -Thanks, Mariner. 479 00:23:20,898 --> 00:23:22,726 So what is happening in this game? 480 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:23,858 Are we almost at a compromise? 481 00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:25,207 No, not even close. 482 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,991 Do you even understand how to play this at all? 483 00:23:27,035 --> 00:23:28,732 I-I guess I don't. 484 00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:30,255 I'm gonna go grab another round. 485 00:23:30,299 --> 00:23:32,519 How is she kicking our asses so hard? 486 00:23:32,562 --> 00:23:34,651 I don't know, but we gotta make sure she never finds out. 487 00:23:34,695 --> 00:23:38,002 -What can I get you, Mariner? -Three of the same. 488 00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:40,004 Hey. You see those two guys back there? 489 00:23:40,048 --> 00:23:42,006 Those are the Mugato Twins. 490 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:44,269 Fought off a dozen mugatos barehanded. 491 00:23:44,313 --> 00:23:46,097 Then they ground up their mugato horns, 492 00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:48,535 snorted 'em, and acquired strange powers. 493 00:23:48,578 --> 00:23:51,538 Whoa. Well, your secret's safe with me. 494 00:23:51,581 --> 00:23:53,235 Honus! Are you kidding me? 495 00:23:53,278 --> 00:23:55,672 I needed those limes yesterday! 496 00:23:55,716 --> 00:23:58,066 For real, man, if you don't want to work at the bar, 497 00:23:58,109 --> 00:24:00,111 don't work at the bar. 498 00:25:03,479 --> 00:25:03,740 Chirp.