1 00:01:21,711 --> 00:01:25,802 Captain's log, stardate 58053.9. 2 00:01:25,845 --> 00:01:28,457 The Cerritos is escorting a Doopler emissary 3 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,590 to Starbase 25 for trade negotiations. 4 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:34,898 Dooplers are a species which involuntarily duplicate 5 00:01:34,941 --> 00:01:37,161 as an emotional defense mechanism. 6 00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:40,121 We've been walking on eggshells the entire trip. 7 00:01:40,164 --> 00:01:42,775 Emissary, the last few days with you 8 00:01:42,819 --> 00:01:45,126 have been very... careful. 9 00:01:45,169 --> 00:01:48,259 Your hospitality is appreciated, Captain, as are your efforts 10 00:01:48,303 --> 00:01:50,261 to prevent me from dooplercating. 11 00:01:55,571 --> 00:01:58,400 - Oh! 12 00:01:58,443 --> 00:02:00,097 Uh, excuse me. 13 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:02,752 I must ready for arrival to the station. 14 00:02:06,495 --> 00:02:08,410 This has been the most stressful week of my life. 15 00:02:08,453 --> 00:02:10,194 How did we get on Doopler duty? 16 00:02:10,238 --> 00:02:11,674 Well, it's all worth it. 17 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:13,719 We'll get to Starbase 25 18 00:02:13,763 --> 00:02:16,287 just in time for the Command Conference. 19 00:02:16,331 --> 00:02:18,376 Is that the one with the epic after-party? 20 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:20,204 Oh, yeah. Three years ago, 21 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:22,815 Admiral Slattery got so drunk, he commandeered a light cruiser. 22 00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:26,167 He didn't sober up till he was halfway to the Delta Quadrant. 23 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:29,474 I'll be the only California-class captain there 24 00:02:29,518 --> 00:02:30,823 because of my heroics 25 00:02:30,867 --> 00:02:32,477 in the battle against the Pakleds. 26 00:02:32,521 --> 00:02:36,655 Soon Doopler duty will be a thing of the past. 27 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:39,702 Uh, sometimes this job feels like 28 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:41,704 it's just stacking crates in storage bays. 29 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,314 - What are we doing next? - Crate stacking. 30 00:02:43,358 --> 00:02:45,142 - Storage Bay Seven. - I can't believe 31 00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:46,491 we're going to be docked right outside 32 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:47,884 the wildest party in Starfleet, 33 00:02:47,927 --> 00:02:49,668 but instead of getting torn, we'll be stacking. 34 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,888 I could be hanging out with so many captains 35 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:53,672 who are looking for their next number one. 36 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,457 - I bet right now 37 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,459 - you wish you were still on the Titan. - It was amazing. 38 00:02:57,502 --> 00:02:59,548 I swear the replicated water just tasted better. 39 00:02:59,591 --> 00:03:00,940 And don't even get me started 40 00:03:00,984 --> 00:03:02,377 on how soft the bridge chairs were. 41 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,682 - Ooh! And the holodecks... - Okay. 42 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,293 I wasn't looking for the sales pitch. 43 00:03:05,336 --> 00:03:07,077 I meant if you were still on a capital ship like that, 44 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,861 you'd be guaranteed an invite to this party. 45 00:03:08,905 --> 00:03:11,951 Yeah, my stupid transporter clone William is probably going. 46 00:03:11,995 --> 00:03:14,127 You haven't even met him, but trust me, he's so annoying. 47 00:03:14,171 --> 00:03:15,999 Real stickler for the rules, kind of a butt kisser. 48 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:18,219 Wait, wait, shut up, shut up. The Titan's 49 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:20,177 on the other side of the system deterring the Pakleds. 50 00:03:20,221 --> 00:03:21,613 So? 51 00:03:21,657 --> 00:03:23,963 So there's no way they can make it here in time. 52 00:03:24,007 --> 00:03:26,096 William's invite is just sitting there. 53 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,533 You can pose as your clone, and I can be your plus-one. 54 00:03:28,577 --> 00:03:30,492 You're right. Just to be safe, I'll call 55 00:03:30,535 --> 00:03:32,537 clone Boimler and make sure he's cool with it. Aah! 56 00:03:32,581 --> 00:03:35,323 - Are you crazy? - You're right. I now realize that was crazy. 57 00:03:42,678 --> 00:03:44,288 After a hard day of working on the ship, 58 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:47,117 nothing relaxes me like building a smaller version of the ship. 59 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,902 Now we just have to get the tiny deflector shields on line. 60 00:03:49,946 --> 00:03:51,252 Boy, before I lost my memory, 61 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:52,992 I did some great work on this thing. 62 00:03:53,036 --> 00:03:55,821 - Look at those phase inverters. - I like mini Mariner 63 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:58,128 bossing around tiny Boimler in the itty-bitty bar. 64 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,522 Huh, there's something etched onto the side of the manifold. 65 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:01,958 Looks like old me left some directions 66 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:03,220 on how to get the shields working. 67 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:06,702 "Field distortion amplifier 88." 68 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:08,878 And then there's three squiggly lines. 69 00:04:08,921 --> 00:04:10,358 What does that mean? 70 00:04:10,401 --> 00:04:12,795 I don't know. But if I did it once, 71 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:14,144 I can do it again. 72 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,798 Aah! - Oh, sorry! 73 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:23,675 Ah, Captain Freeman. I guess this means 74 00:04:23,719 --> 00:04:26,069 you've had a good trip with your Doopler guest. 75 00:04:26,112 --> 00:04:28,201 - It was exhausting. 76 00:04:28,245 --> 00:04:31,335 Between us, I can't get him off the ship fast enough. 77 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,903 - Um... - The man is so emotionally fragile. 78 00:04:33,946 --> 00:04:35,165 Fragile? 79 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,254 Was I too much trouble? 80 00:04:37,298 --> 00:04:39,082 No, no, no, no, no, you were great. 81 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:40,736 I love having you here. 82 00:04:40,779 --> 00:04:43,608 I was a bad guest. I'm so, so... 83 00:04:45,262 --> 00:04:47,569 - Oh, no. - I dooplercated! 84 00:04:47,612 --> 00:04:49,353 This is so embarrassing. 85 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:51,007 No, it's-it's fine. 86 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:54,097 Nothing is more mortifying than dooplercating. 87 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:55,925 We both did it. 88 00:04:57,492 --> 00:05:00,321 - Oh, he just dooplercated. - Don't look at me! 89 00:05:00,364 --> 00:05:03,585 Stop! It's fine. You are all great. 90 00:05:05,761 --> 00:05:07,153 Freeman, I can't risk this station 91 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:08,764 being overrun with Dooplers. 92 00:05:08,807 --> 00:05:10,331 The Cerritos won't be allowed to dock 93 00:05:10,374 --> 00:05:11,462 until you sort this out. 94 00:05:11,506 --> 00:05:13,290 We aren't allowed on the station?! 95 00:05:16,598 --> 00:05:18,904 Oh, yeah. Looking sassy. Yeah. 96 00:05:18,948 --> 00:05:20,297 Should we be in skants for this? 97 00:05:20,341 --> 00:05:21,777 Nobody wears those anymore. Don't overthink it. 98 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:23,779 Right, but maybe we could take our skants in a bag 99 00:05:23,822 --> 00:05:25,433 just in case we get there and everyone's in a skant? 100 00:05:25,476 --> 00:05:26,956 Attention, all decks. 101 00:05:26,999 --> 00:05:29,306 The Dooplers are exponentially duplicating, 102 00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:32,614 which is a totally cool thing to do. 103 00:05:32,657 --> 00:05:35,617 If you see a Doopler, just smile and look away. 104 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,880 You're telling the whole ship about us?! 105 00:05:39,969 --> 00:05:41,362 Does that mean we're not going? 106 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:43,102 It means we're definitely going. 107 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:44,930 Chaos on the bridge means no one's gonna notice 108 00:05:44,974 --> 00:05:46,932 one little transporter override. Come on. 109 00:05:46,976 --> 00:05:48,543 Ooh! 110 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:55,506 Whoa, I've never been on a station this old. 111 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:56,855 It's like a whole city. 112 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,030 Yeah, it's great, but it kind of smells 113 00:05:58,074 --> 00:05:59,249 like pee sometimes. 114 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,424 Come on, we got to find the party. 115 00:06:00,468 --> 00:06:02,121 The location's always secret. 116 00:06:02,165 --> 00:06:04,341 This place is massive. How are we gonna find anything? 117 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:05,647 Follow me. I used to live here. 118 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:07,649 Of course you did. 119 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:09,128 Ooh, they've got a Quark's now. 120 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,565 That used to just be an empty lot 121 00:06:10,608 --> 00:06:12,567 where teens would make mistakes. 122 00:06:13,568 --> 00:06:15,613 Remember Becky Mariner? 123 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:16,614 She's back. 124 00:06:26,581 --> 00:06:28,626 What are you doing? We don't have time to shop. 125 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:30,541 Hmm. 126 00:06:30,585 --> 00:06:32,935 You dare set foot on this station 127 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:34,763 after what you did to me, Becky? 128 00:06:34,806 --> 00:06:37,243 -"Becky"? - Oh, get over it, Malvus. 129 00:06:37,287 --> 00:06:39,985 I should disintegrate you for stranding me on Ceti Alpha IV, 130 00:06:40,029 --> 00:06:42,771 which I'll have you know is much worse than Ceti Alpha V. 131 00:06:42,814 --> 00:06:44,076 I don't strand people. 132 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,817 She stranded me on Rubicon III. 133 00:06:45,861 --> 00:06:47,993 - You stranded yourself. What about on Axilus? 134 00:06:48,037 --> 00:06:50,256 O-Okay, yeah, I stranded you there. 135 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,432 Your boyfriend has it right. 136 00:06:51,475 --> 00:06:52,998 - Ugh. - Not my boyfriend. 137 00:06:53,042 --> 00:06:54,391 Ah, it's nice to meet someone who understands 138 00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:56,045 how hard it is working with her. 139 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:57,525 And the same to you. 140 00:06:57,568 --> 00:06:59,265 All right, I'm sorry I left you on Ceti Alpha. 141 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:00,789 I really thought there was life there. 142 00:07:00,832 --> 00:07:02,312 Listen, we could really use your help... 143 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,967 that stupid Starfleet party. 144 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:07,317 - You have to know where it is. - Of course I do. 145 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,493 And I'd be happy to share it if you help me move 146 00:07:09,537 --> 00:07:11,495 some merchandise to storage. 147 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:14,150 - Aw, crates. - Wait, hold on. What's in them? 148 00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:18,676 Limited edition Commander Data bubble bath. 149 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,810 - You sure this isn't a Lore? - Meh, a couple might be Lores. 150 00:07:21,853 --> 00:07:23,551 Hmm. 151 00:07:23,594 --> 00:07:26,162 - Oh! Watch out! Hot, hot, hot, hot. 152 00:07:26,205 --> 00:07:28,251 The engines work, but no lights. 153 00:07:28,294 --> 00:07:29,861 What am I doing wrong? 154 00:07:29,905 --> 00:07:31,384 Oh, hey, another message from last-year me. 155 00:07:31,428 --> 00:07:33,865 "Shield emitters equal sign 156 00:07:33,909 --> 00:07:35,911 - squiggly line"? - All right, clear out. 157 00:07:35,954 --> 00:07:38,566 - This area is being used for emergency Doopler holding. 158 00:07:38,609 --> 00:07:39,915 There's so many of me. 159 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,612 Hey, careful. 160 00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:44,310 Oh, no, I bumped your toy! 161 00:07:44,354 --> 00:07:45,877 We need to find somewhere to finish the model. 162 00:07:45,921 --> 00:07:48,053 You're leaving because of me. 163 00:07:48,097 --> 00:07:49,533 Yeah. I mean, it's pretty clear. 164 00:07:52,362 --> 00:07:54,582 There's no need to feel embarrassed. 165 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,061 Thank you. You're very kind. 166 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:58,107 Wait! That's what someone says 167 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:00,979 - when there is a reason to be embarrassed! 168 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,154 Okay, 169 00:08:02,198 --> 00:08:03,939 I'm just not gonna say anything. 170 00:08:03,982 --> 00:08:06,507 We can just be silent. 171 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,423 She's giving us the silent treatment! 172 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:11,947 - That's even worse! 173 00:08:13,688 --> 00:08:15,690 This should fix the harmonic... Ow! 174 00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:18,388 Who rerouted power through the harmonic dampeners? 175 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,259 - I guess you did? - Ow. 176 00:08:20,303 --> 00:08:21,957 Stupid me. 177 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,481 - Maybe we just put it away. - No, I have to finish this. 178 00:08:27,136 --> 00:08:28,703 Excuse us. Sorry. Ow! 179 00:08:28,746 --> 00:08:31,967 - Excuse me! - Oh, no! We're in the way! 180 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:33,621 - Run! 181 00:08:35,405 --> 00:08:37,059 Aw, sugar. 182 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:41,019 Hey, we could bring one of these into the party 183 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,891 and be like, "Anybody order bottle service?" 184 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:45,546 You know what? You didn't have to tell Malvus I abandoned you. 185 00:08:45,589 --> 00:08:47,635 - It was an accident. - We were just having fun. 186 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:50,551 I wasn't. That was a private thing between you and me. 187 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:52,770 You're always telling people embarrassing stories about me. 188 00:08:52,814 --> 00:08:55,120 That's different. My stories are hilarious. 189 00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:57,383 - And you're the one that abandoned me. - What? 190 00:08:57,427 --> 00:08:59,603 - Ooh, crap, crap, crap. 191 00:08:59,647 --> 00:09:01,257 Oh, it's security. They're pulling us over. 192 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,954 - Aah! We're not supposed to be here! - Shut up. 193 00:09:02,998 --> 00:09:04,826 - Just stay calm. - Yeah. Yeah. Uh... 194 00:09:04,869 --> 00:09:06,828 Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 195 00:09:06,871 --> 00:09:08,612 We just got stopped by security. 196 00:09:08,656 --> 00:09:11,049 They're always amped up on party day. 197 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,442 Yeah, for a moment I was worried 198 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,791 this was a stolen kart or something. 199 00:09:13,835 --> 00:09:15,271 It's not, but the illegal weapons 200 00:09:15,314 --> 00:09:16,577 under the bubble bath are. 201 00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:19,623 Klingon disruptors. 202 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:20,668 Malvus! 203 00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:22,408 Enjoy the penal colony. 204 00:09:25,411 --> 00:09:27,718 Let's just explain that we were tricked 205 00:09:27,762 --> 00:09:29,764 into carrying illegal cargo by your criminal friend. 206 00:09:29,807 --> 00:09:32,288 No, station security has a rep for being crooked. 207 00:09:32,331 --> 00:09:33,898 They aren't gonna let us off with a warning 208 00:09:33,942 --> 00:09:35,117 and a glass of Thai iced tea. 209 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,640 They'll coerce a confession, 210 00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:38,120 then sell our combadges on the black market. 211 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:40,078 Lucky for us, they're terrible drivers. 212 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,906 Why is that lucky? 213 00:09:49,914 --> 00:09:51,350 - Dabo! 214 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:53,657 Casino! 215 00:09:53,701 --> 00:09:56,617 - Barbershop! 216 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:59,228 Fine men's clothing! 217 00:10:13,808 --> 00:10:15,810 Get out... What? 218 00:10:15,853 --> 00:10:16,941 Hey! 219 00:10:24,688 --> 00:10:26,037 Backwards time. 220 00:10:39,355 --> 00:10:41,487 Whoa! 221 00:10:41,531 --> 00:10:43,098 Fish people! 222 00:10:43,141 --> 00:10:45,709 - Sorry! - Hey, we're not people! 223 00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,888 Don't go down the stairs! 224 00:10:50,932 --> 00:10:53,456 Dude, I would never go down the stairs. 225 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,426 Vulcans! Vulcans! Vulcans! 226 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,517 Fascinating. 227 00:11:11,561 --> 00:11:12,910 - I can't take it anymore. - Hey! Hey! 228 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,651 I got a model here. Stay back! 229 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:16,348 This is humiliating. 230 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,701 We got to get to higher ground. 231 00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:24,269 Oh! 232 00:11:24,313 --> 00:11:26,837 - Forget the model! Are you crazy?! Got it! 233 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:31,233 We can escape through the maintenance hatch. 234 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:33,409 It was sealed off months ago. Don't you remember? 235 00:11:33,452 --> 00:11:36,238 No, Tendi, I don't remember. And that's the problem. 236 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,457 My whole deal is repairing starships. 237 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,242 If I can't fix this little toy, 238 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,157 then I don't even know who I am anymore. 239 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,550 - You're still Samanthan Rutherford. - Am I? 240 00:11:44,594 --> 00:11:47,597 The old me was better. I can't figure out his notes, 241 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,642 and I'm, like, a year behind being friends with you. 242 00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:51,514 It's like I'm competing with my own ghost. 243 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,481 Cool, the aviary. 244 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:04,745 - I went on a date here once. - Avians! 245 00:12:05,702 --> 00:12:07,791 - Oh, God! Oh, God! No, no, no, no! 246 00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:23,938 Oh, yeah. "Let's move to the aviary," he says. 247 00:12:23,981 --> 00:12:27,463 "It'll be so quiet," he says. 248 00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:29,987 Ha! We lost 'em. Never doubt me. 249 00:12:32,207 --> 00:12:34,165 This is how I die. 250 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,268 Still alive. 251 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:02,150 I barfed up bubble bath. 252 00:13:02,193 --> 00:13:04,369 Yeah, I was there. Thank you for the update. 253 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:07,416 We can forget about the party, because guess what. 254 00:13:07,459 --> 00:13:08,896 We're probably getting arrested instead. 255 00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:11,246 No way. I didn't put on underwear for nothing. 256 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:13,248 Mariner. 257 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,772 Thank the gods whom I worship that you're alive. 258 00:13:15,816 --> 00:13:17,905 Shut up. If you don't tell me where that party is, 259 00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:20,908 I'm telling security I know who those disruptors belong to. 260 00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:22,474 But you would get arrested, too. 261 00:13:22,518 --> 00:13:24,650 Yeah, and then we'd both be in the same cell. 262 00:13:24,694 --> 00:13:27,131 - Just you and me. - All right, all right. 263 00:13:27,175 --> 00:13:29,655 I'll send you the location. But you still owe me. 264 00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:31,396 I owe a foot up your ass. 265 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,356 Ballroom Alpha? Aw, that's where all the big parties are. 266 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,706 - How is that even a secret? 267 00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:40,884 I knew we should have brought the skants. 268 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,456 This is stupid. We're soaking wet. 269 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:48,892 Shh, shh, shh, there's the bouncer. 270 00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,067 Name? 271 00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:51,460 Brad... William. 272 00:13:51,503 --> 00:13:53,418 Boimler. USS Titan. 273 00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:54,767 Go on in. 274 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:56,378 - It worked! - Yeah, he just... 275 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,162 he loves being on lists. 276 00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,381 Very excited. Whoa! 277 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,991 - Not you. - This is Beckett Mariner. 278 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,906 - She's my plus-one. - What ship you on? 279 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,952 - Uh, the Voyager-D. - Mm. 280 00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:07,345 Beckett Mariner, ensign on the Cerritos. 281 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,044 Nope, sorry. Luna-class and above only. 282 00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:11,959 They're not letting me in. 283 00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:14,178 Whatever. There's, like, a million other things to do 284 00:14:14,222 --> 00:14:16,702 - on a station this big. - But this is the best thing, 285 00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:17,921 - right? - Fine. 286 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,096 Just go in without me. 287 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,402 I'm not gonna abandon you out here. 288 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,186 Oh, please. You love abandoning. 289 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,796 No, I don't. You're the abandoner. 290 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,928 You didn't think twice about taking 291 00:14:24,972 --> 00:14:26,277 that promotion to the Titan. 292 00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:27,452 You just couldn't wait to leave me, 293 00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:29,063 just like everybody else. 294 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:30,412 You're still mad about the Titan? 295 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,761 Why didn't you bring it up before? 296 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,067 Of course I'm still mad! I've been waiting 297 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:34,851 for you to apologize for weeks, you dumb jerk. 298 00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:36,113 How was I supposed to know that? 299 00:14:36,157 --> 00:14:37,985 Maybe try being honest sometime. 300 00:14:38,028 --> 00:14:40,030 Whatever. I earned that promotion, 301 00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:42,163 but I guess you have to make it all about you. 302 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:44,078 - Some friend. 303 00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,255 Hey. It's tough being vulnerable. 304 00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:49,170 Believe me, I know. 305 00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:51,172 Yeah... shut up. 306 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:53,565 - Whoa. 307 00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:00,964 Whoa! 308 00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,661 Captain Shelby and her number one. 309 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,142 Captain Exley and his number one. 310 00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:06,970 Hey, you made it. 311 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:09,494 I haven't seen you since Centauri IV. 312 00:15:14,543 --> 00:15:16,110 This is so awkward! 313 00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:17,938 You're telling me! 314 00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:19,722 I'm sorry I can't finish the model. 315 00:15:19,765 --> 00:15:21,158 I just have to get used to knowing 316 00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:22,812 that the old me was a better engineer. 317 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,119 What? Rutherford, you have it all wrong. 318 00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:27,469 - Old you never finished it, either. - What do you mean? 319 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,600 We always stopped at the warp core, 320 00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,863 - and then we'd start over again. - Why? 321 00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:33,214 Because as long as we were working on this, 322 00:15:33,257 --> 00:15:34,606 people left us alone. 323 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,173 It was like our social deflector dish. 324 00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:38,610 We got to hang out without anyone bugging us. 325 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,525 So all these notes from old me...? 326 00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:43,006 Are probably just to slow down and buy time. 327 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,355 I wasn't smarter than me! 328 00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:46,053 - I'm glad you're feeling better. 329 00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:47,402 Too bad we're gonna get crushed. 330 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,708 Not if we detonate the warp core. 331 00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:56,454 - Come on. 332 00:15:58,369 --> 00:16:01,329 -Ejecting warp core 333 00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:05,463 in five, four, three, two... 334 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,900 Hot, hot, hot, hot. 335 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,519 Uh... Whoa! 336 00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,913 Is this because of us? 337 00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:23,046 They don't like us! 338 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,878 Uh, can I get five more of these? 339 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,489 - You, uh, think that's a good idea? - Hmm. 340 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,796 Interesting. I'm actually going for "bad idea." 341 00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:35,450 - Put those on my tab. 342 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:37,582 Plus a prune juice spritz. 343 00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:41,064 Don't tell me the party was boring. 344 00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:43,240 It was amazing. Nonstop sliders. 345 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:46,504 You love sliders. So why'd you leave? 346 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,984 - It just wasn't fun. - Hmm. 347 00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:49,725 - Not enough famous admirals? - There were, 348 00:16:49,768 --> 00:16:52,075 but you weren't there to make fun of them with me. 349 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:55,078 I'm sorry I left for the Titan the way I did. 350 00:16:55,122 --> 00:16:58,125 I guess I was worried you would talk me out of it. 351 00:16:58,168 --> 00:16:59,691 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 352 00:16:59,735 --> 00:17:02,129 I didn't even know you had feelings. 353 00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:03,391 Of course I do. 354 00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:05,175 I just don't show them to everyone. 355 00:17:05,219 --> 00:17:07,308 I don't know why I make an exception for you. 356 00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:09,440 Maybe because you're my number one. 357 00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,705 Wow. No, if anything, you're my number one. 358 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:15,533 - I'm your mentor. Nice try. 359 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,014 - We've already done that. - It goes by force of personality. 360 00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:19,407 Me. Then you. 361 00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:22,410 No, don't make me bump you down to number two. 362 00:17:22,453 --> 00:17:25,239 Thanks for coming to hang. I'm sorry I ruined the party. 363 00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:27,850 I can replicate sliders whenever I want back on the Cerritos. 364 00:17:27,893 --> 00:17:29,286 Who needs to be at the coolest, 365 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,419 most prestigious party of the year? 366 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,861 I'm sorry, Captain! The crowd has me now. 367 00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:40,906 Oh, no! 368 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,865 Enough. Enough! 369 00:17:42,908 --> 00:17:45,433 Stop being such whiny little [bleep]! 370 00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,217 Wh-What did you say? 371 00:17:47,261 --> 00:17:51,569 You idiots need to shut up and stop being sniveling babies! 372 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:55,486 Did you see that? I berated them, 373 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,097 and they recombined. 374 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,142 Getting embarrassed makes them lose control, 375 00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:01,013 but getting pissed helps them get it back. 376 00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:02,406 Hey! You're a jerk! 377 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:05,017 Excuse me? 378 00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:06,845 Attention, everyone. 379 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:09,326 Stop being careful around the Dooplers. 380 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,286 Yell at them. Call them spineless punks. 381 00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:13,939 I know we're Starfleet, 382 00:18:13,983 --> 00:18:17,508 but really give them a piece of your mind. 383 00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:19,945 Your pagh is weak, and it disgusts me! 384 00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:23,340 I don't even know what that is, but I don't like your tone. 385 00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:26,996 This is Engineering. 386 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,258 You're in my house now! 387 00:18:28,302 --> 00:18:30,478 You wouldn't know a reecon converter 388 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,262 from a tulox shifter! 389 00:18:32,306 --> 00:18:34,830 - How dare you? - I am a guest! 390 00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,921 you face! 391 00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:40,401 You, madam, 392 00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:42,185 have crossed the line. 393 00:18:42,229 --> 00:18:44,622 ...endangered my ship, ruined my plans! 394 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,146 Oh, I hope a temporal anomaly 395 00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:48,409 wipes out any record of your existence! 396 00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:52,282 I've never been treated like this in my entire life. 397 00:18:52,326 --> 00:18:55,981 And now I am going to my quarters! 398 00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:00,899 Ransom, T'Ana, Shaxs, you're with me. 399 00:19:00,943 --> 00:19:03,772 We can still get to our party. 400 00:19:06,992 --> 00:19:09,778 All right, who's drinking? 401 00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,519 Hey, cheer up. 402 00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:14,217 They've been running that stupid party for generations. 403 00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,350 You're not the first two 404 00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:19,266 - to end up in here after striking out. - Oh, yeah? 405 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:24,227 - What is that? No way. - What? 406 00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:27,230 Captain Kirk drank here? 407 00:19:27,274 --> 00:19:30,320 He and his pointy-eared pal tried to party-crash 408 00:19:30,364 --> 00:19:32,496 back in, uh, what was it? 409 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,455 2260-something. 410 00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:37,240 Ended up right here. 411 00:19:37,284 --> 00:19:39,503 Lady, you do not look that old. 412 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,723 I am very jealous. Respect. 413 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:44,987 Appreciate that, baby. 414 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:47,859 Kirk and Spock drank here? Kirk and Spock? 415 00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:49,818 The blond one did most of the drinking. 416 00:19:49,861 --> 00:19:51,341 This is amazing. 417 00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:53,604 This bar's, like, history. 418 00:19:57,347 --> 00:19:58,566 We're here for the captain's party. 419 00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:00,307 We didn't miss it, did we? 420 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,265 Nope, they go all night long. 421 00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:04,267 - Yeah! - Boom! - Hold on. 422 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:06,574 - Oh, they're with me. - And you are? 423 00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:09,229 Captain Carol Freeman. 424 00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:11,143 Of the Cerritos. 425 00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:13,058 - You're not on the list. 426 00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:15,583 I fought alongside the Titan at the Battle of Kallah. 427 00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:17,367 Kudos. You aren't getting in. 428 00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,458 John! Captain Anderson! 429 00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:23,634 Could you tell him I'm the Pakled captain? 430 00:20:23,678 --> 00:20:25,767 Okona. How are you? 431 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,291 Anderson! Okona is in there? 432 00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:29,423 He's the DJ. 433 00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:31,163 What? He's not even Starfleet. 434 00:20:31,207 --> 00:20:33,340 - This is outrageous. - Maybe we should go. 435 00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:35,472 Our ship might not be the biggest, 436 00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:38,736 and we might do the missions nobody else wants, 437 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,086 but we are still Starfleet. 438 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:43,045 My crew deals with just as much 439 00:20:43,088 --> 00:20:44,655 as Picard's or any other. 440 00:20:44,699 --> 00:20:46,222 We might be California-class, 441 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:48,224 but we are the best at what we do. 442 00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:51,793 I'm Captain Carol Freeman, this is my crew, 443 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:54,926 and you are letting us into that party! 444 00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:58,147 - I liked your speech, Captain. 445 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,975 Thank you, Jack. 446 00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:01,585 Hey, check it out. 447 00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:03,413 Should we hide? 448 00:21:03,457 --> 00:21:06,198 I deserve more respect. I once escorted the Enterprise 449 00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:08,984 - out of Spacedock, damn it. - Oh, I hear you. 450 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:12,944 One time, I let Admiral Verma put a up my 451 00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:15,425 Hey, guys. You bail on that big party? 452 00:21:15,469 --> 00:21:17,340 Uh, yeah. That's right. 453 00:21:17,384 --> 00:21:20,082 It was fine. Just, you know, too loud in there. 454 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,432 Oh, cool. Uh, well, if you're not partied out, 455 00:21:22,476 --> 00:21:24,347 we're drinking at Kirk's old bar. 456 00:21:24,391 --> 00:21:25,522 You want to check it out? 457 00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:28,656 Excuse me, Captain Freeman? 458 00:21:28,699 --> 00:21:30,527 Thank you for de-duplicating me. 459 00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:32,877 I really need to work on my confidence. 460 00:21:32,921 --> 00:21:34,226 Yeah, you do. 461 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,880 My meeting doesn't start for another hour. 462 00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:37,447 I'm wondering if you know any place I could relax. 463 00:21:37,491 --> 00:21:39,275 You know, someplace calm. 464 00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:42,017 You know what? I do. 465 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:44,976 Captain to Transporter Room Two. 466 00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:52,593 Excuse me? This is a private party. 467 00:21:52,636 --> 00:21:55,509 Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry. 468 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,863 I can't believe 469 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:04,387 I almost got crushed competing with myself. 470 00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:05,823 Well, since you're a new Rutherford, 471 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,348 I figured it was time for a new model. 472 00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:11,960 Ooh, it comes with an Ezri and a Jadzia. 473 00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:15,180 - Thanks, Tendi. - Let's never finish this one. 474 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,620 You know what? This worked out pretty well. 475 00:22:19,663 --> 00:22:23,014 Everyone I actually like to socialize with is here. 476 00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:26,061 Yeah, turns out this is the best party in the quadrant. 477 00:22:26,104 --> 00:22:27,671 Right, Number One? 478 00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:29,369 Right. Hey. 479 00:22:29,412 --> 00:22:31,327 No, too late. You're my number one now. 480 00:22:31,371 --> 00:22:32,720 It doesn't work like that. 481 00:22:32,763 --> 00:22:34,417 Yes, it does. I watched it happen. 482 00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:36,245 No, Captain, don't do that. I want a redo. 483 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,378 - No, you're my sidekick from now on. - I am not. 484 00:22:38,421 --> 00:22:41,424 Boimler's my number one! Now he has to grow a beard. 485 00:23:49,274 --> 00:23:49,623 Chirp.