1 00:00:20,998 --> 00:00:22,695 A hundred-year war, all because 2 00:00:22,739 --> 00:00:25,133 a computer tricked us into fighting each other. 3 00:00:25,176 --> 00:00:26,743 It's so embarrassing. 4 00:00:26,786 --> 00:00:29,354 A lot of civilizations blame it on the supernatural. 5 00:00:29,398 --> 00:00:31,313 At least you didn't fall for that. 6 00:00:31,356 --> 00:00:32,401 Yeah. 7 00:00:32,444 --> 00:00:34,229 That would have been crazy. 8 00:00:36,144 --> 00:00:38,363 Here's your "lord" AGIMUS, safely disconnected 9 00:00:38,407 --> 00:00:40,235 from his network of drones. 10 00:00:40,278 --> 00:00:43,760 Hey, now, this has all been a huge mistake. 11 00:00:43,803 --> 00:00:46,502 just let me access your computer mainframe, 12 00:00:46,545 --> 00:00:48,069 and I'll explain everything. 13 00:00:48,112 --> 00:00:49,853 Nice try. Save it for the roboticists 14 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,985 at the Daystrom Institute. Ransom? 15 00:00:52,029 --> 00:00:54,292 All right, fella, in you go. 16 00:00:54,336 --> 00:00:56,468 So, you're the muscle, huh? 17 00:00:56,512 --> 00:00:59,906 Bet you couldn't throw me into that control console over there. 18 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:01,691 Over there? By that network port? 19 00:01:01,734 --> 00:01:03,127 That's nothing. I could easily toss... 20 00:01:03,171 --> 00:01:05,956 Oh. Oh, you almost got me. 21 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,654 I underestimated your intelligence. 22 00:01:08,698 --> 00:01:11,266 -Clearly, you should be the captain... - Yeah. 23 00:01:11,309 --> 00:01:12,310 Anyone hungry? 24 00:01:12,354 --> 00:01:13,964 I could eat. 25 00:01:16,053 --> 00:01:18,011 Ugh. I don't know why I keep 26 00:01:18,055 --> 00:01:19,839 giving alien street food a chance. 27 00:01:19,883 --> 00:01:21,493 It's always such a gamble. 28 00:01:21,537 --> 00:01:23,278 Captain, we're being hailed. 29 00:01:23,321 --> 00:01:26,150 On screen. Queen Paolana. 30 00:01:26,194 --> 00:01:29,197 To what do we owe this pleasure... again? 31 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,374 We're having a spot of engine trouble here on theMonaveen. 32 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:35,116 My royal engineers can't seem to suss out the hiccup. 33 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:37,030 - Uh-huh. - Carol, you're the closest 34 00:01:37,074 --> 00:01:38,684 Starfleet ship in the quadrant. 35 00:01:38,728 --> 00:01:41,122 As such, I must call upon the aid 36 00:01:41,165 --> 00:01:42,427 of your chief engineer. 37 00:01:42,471 --> 00:01:44,168 What a surprise. 38 00:01:44,212 --> 00:01:45,865 - Captain, we have completed the... Ah! 39 00:01:45,909 --> 00:01:48,781 My dear Andarithio! Have you been eating? 40 00:01:48,825 --> 00:01:50,305 You're wasting away. And what happened 41 00:01:50,348 --> 00:01:51,958 -to that mustache? It is thinning. 42 00:01:52,002 --> 00:01:53,046 - Hello, Mother. - Are you taking your vitamins? 43 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:54,309 You must start eating eggs. 44 00:03:08,557 --> 00:03:11,690 Boimy's got a phaser rifle. Nice. 45 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:14,084 Now, how are those different from regular phasers? 46 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,694 Uh, they take two hands. 47 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,914 You're just jealous 'cause you pulled a boring cargo trip 48 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:19,263 to the Daystrom Institute 49 00:03:19,307 --> 00:03:21,483 while I get to wrangle giant centipedes. 50 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:23,659 Ooh. You're on the mission to Dansk? 51 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:26,531 Yup. Another class M for my planetary review log. 52 00:03:26,575 --> 00:03:29,665 How are you excited for giant, nightmarish centipedes? 53 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:31,014 You know, back on the Titan, 54 00:03:31,057 --> 00:03:32,363 we did this kind of wet work all the time. 55 00:03:32,407 --> 00:03:34,583 Ugh. Don't say "wet work." Gross. 56 00:03:34,626 --> 00:03:36,802 What? It was work, it was wet. It-it-it was fine. 57 00:03:36,846 --> 00:03:39,022 I'm just glad Ransom's finally taking my experience to heart. 58 00:03:40,328 --> 00:03:43,113 "Ensign Boimler, report for reassignment 59 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,724 to escort of cargo to the Daystrom Institute"? 60 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,291 But that's what you're doing. 61 00:03:47,335 --> 00:03:49,467 Aw, sorry, man. No getting eaten by an arthropod today. 62 00:03:49,511 --> 00:03:50,816 Instead you can load the crates. 63 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,383 And, hey, I'm gonna do you a favor. 64 00:03:52,427 --> 00:03:53,819 We'll spray 'em down. You can still have your wet work. 65 00:03:53,863 --> 00:03:55,865 Aw. 66 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:09,008 Okay, team. 67 00:04:09,052 --> 00:04:10,314 Listen up. Some of you might have heard 68 00:04:10,358 --> 00:04:11,924 that my mother's back on the ship. 69 00:04:11,968 --> 00:04:13,317 Now, we all know the score. 70 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:15,754 Please don't fall for one of her deceptions. 71 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,147 Uh, wait. What deceptions? 72 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,454 Mother is the queen of Hysperia, my homeworld. 73 00:04:19,497 --> 00:04:20,846 When I joined Starfleet, 74 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:23,414 I abdicated my birthright as prince. 75 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:26,025 Hysperia... Oh! That's the planet with the dragons 76 00:04:26,069 --> 00:04:28,027 that got colonized by all those Ren faire types. 77 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:29,551 Did you grow up in a castle? 78 00:04:29,594 --> 00:04:33,294 Yes, but a life of mythical adventure can't compare 79 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:35,296 to working on the old impulse engine. 80 00:04:35,339 --> 00:04:38,037 Which is exactly why my mom is always trying 81 00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:39,474 to trick me into having sex. 82 00:04:39,517 --> 00:04:40,692 Uh, sorry. What now? 83 00:04:40,736 --> 00:04:43,695 By Hysperian law, if I lose my virginity, 84 00:04:43,739 --> 00:04:46,089 then I automatically become king. 85 00:04:46,132 --> 00:04:49,397 I'd have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne. 86 00:04:52,661 --> 00:04:56,142 Here he is, Your Majesty. 87 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:57,709 Mother, if you're planning on tricking me 88 00:04:57,753 --> 00:04:59,320 into intercourse, think again. 89 00:04:59,363 --> 00:05:01,322 The only lady I love is two decks tall 90 00:05:01,365 --> 00:05:03,236 and pumped full of dilithium. 91 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:07,153 My sweet Andarithio, I promise, no tricks this time. 92 00:05:07,197 --> 00:05:08,459 - Really? - Yes. 93 00:05:08,503 --> 00:05:10,156 Obviously, I still hope one day 94 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,854 you'll give up this nonsense, but I see now 95 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:13,682 that I was pushing you away. 96 00:05:13,725 --> 00:05:15,597 Oh. So, then why are you here? 97 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,556 The dragonbreath engines in our ships have been breaking down. 98 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,992 We have no idea why. 99 00:05:20,036 --> 00:05:22,343 Hysperia will be left defenseless. 100 00:05:22,386 --> 00:05:24,867 My son, I'm asking you to help your people, 101 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:27,478 not as a prince, but as... 102 00:05:27,522 --> 00:05:29,480 ...an engineer. 103 00:05:29,524 --> 00:05:32,178 Okay, now that I can do. 104 00:05:32,222 --> 00:05:34,659 Mr. Rutherford, you're with me. 105 00:05:34,703 --> 00:05:38,141 It's time to prove to my mother that I'm more than a royal stud. 106 00:05:38,184 --> 00:05:41,362 Billups! Billups! Billups! 107 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:44,365 Aw, man, I'm not cut out for this. 108 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:45,844 But you fix the Cerritos all the time. 109 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,716 Yeah, but this is different. We're talking about 110 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:49,761 a fancy cruiser stuffed with puffy monarchs. 111 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:52,155 I-I'm gonna go tell Billups he should use someone else. 112 00:05:52,198 --> 00:05:54,592 No! You belong there as much as anyone else. 113 00:05:54,636 --> 00:05:56,072 You need to get outside your comfort zone. 114 00:05:56,115 --> 00:05:58,248 But I love my zone. It's so comfortable. 115 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,947 So you'll really turn down working on a whole new engine? 116 00:06:01,991 --> 00:06:03,949 Uh, well, it would be nice 117 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,299 to see how the other half channels their antimatter. 118 00:06:06,343 --> 00:06:08,214 That's the ticket. Just ignore all the fancy gowns, 119 00:06:08,258 --> 00:06:09,520 and make sure not to say anything rude, 120 00:06:09,564 --> 00:06:11,087 be careful how you stand. Oh, and you should 121 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:12,654 - definitely learn how to curtsy. 122 00:06:14,351 --> 00:06:16,440 - Ah... - Hey, cheer up. 123 00:06:16,484 --> 00:06:18,137 This is a blessing in disguise. 124 00:06:18,181 --> 00:06:20,226 You really wanted to be covered in centipedes right now? 125 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:21,924 It would've looked great on my evaluations. 126 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:24,100 - Yeah, assuming you survived. - What was that? 127 00:06:24,143 --> 00:06:25,493 Oh, just kick back, man, enjoy the trip. 128 00:06:25,536 --> 00:06:26,755 After we drop this thing off, 129 00:06:26,798 --> 00:06:29,322 we'll grab some Okinawa ramen and... 130 00:06:31,237 --> 00:06:32,195 Whoa. Uh, sensors say 131 00:06:32,238 --> 00:06:33,805 we hit a gravimetric shear. 132 00:06:33,849 --> 00:06:35,981 Oh, no. We're in the gravity well. 133 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:38,288 Uh, try manual controls. Auto is out. 134 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,420 Ugh! 135 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,512 No response! Brace for impact! 136 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,226 Mariner? Mariner? 137 00:07:03,269 --> 00:07:05,533 I'm okay. It's just a fracture. 138 00:07:05,576 --> 00:07:07,535 - Ugh. Just? 139 00:07:07,578 --> 00:07:09,232 Oh, God, I can't even look at it. 140 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:11,713 Well, good news. It's a breathable atmosphere, 141 00:07:11,756 --> 00:07:14,498 wherever we are. 142 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,068 Looks like we aren't the only ones to hit that anomaly. 143 00:07:19,808 --> 00:07:23,202 Most systems are down, no way to send a distress call. 144 00:07:23,246 --> 00:07:24,682 No. We-we were outside of communication range. 145 00:07:24,726 --> 00:07:26,815 It's gonna be a week before anyone even notices 146 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:28,207 that we haven't checked in. 147 00:07:28,251 --> 00:07:29,687 Good thing the replicator's still intact. 148 00:07:29,731 --> 00:07:32,429 Computer, iced tea, splash of lemonade, cold. 149 00:07:32,473 --> 00:07:34,779 Black licorice, dry. 150 00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:36,477 Great. 151 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,522 The least nutritious food that tastes the most like poison. 152 00:07:38,566 --> 00:07:40,219 Help. Help me. 153 00:07:40,263 --> 00:07:41,612 Did you hear something? 154 00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:43,614 Ah, thank you, friend. 155 00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:45,094 I am freed. 156 00:07:45,137 --> 00:07:46,530 Aw, crap. It's the evil computer. 157 00:07:46,574 --> 00:07:48,053 We're not supposed to interact with it. 158 00:07:48,097 --> 00:07:49,707 - Hey, hey! 159 00:07:49,751 --> 00:07:51,230 Before you close that, consider... 160 00:07:51,274 --> 00:07:52,536 - Dang it. - I can contact help! 161 00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:55,626 -[grunts, sighs] - Oh, come on, friends. 162 00:07:55,670 --> 00:07:57,454 Help me help you. 163 00:08:01,806 --> 00:08:05,418 Hysperian culture can be a bit, uh, distracting. 164 00:08:05,462 --> 00:08:08,117 Whoa. 165 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:12,382 Wow. Sir, is that you? 166 00:08:20,956 --> 00:08:23,001 Prince Andarithio! 167 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,394 Just call me Billups. Thank you. 168 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,787 It's such an honor to bask in your glory. 169 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:27,310 Our beloved Prince Andarithio has returned. 170 00:08:27,353 --> 00:08:28,441 Ah, okay, don't-don't need the necklace. 171 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:29,965 - Huzzah! Huzzah! - Thank you. 172 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:32,576 Uh, but you don't have to bask. Uh, not really a prince. 173 00:08:34,796 --> 00:08:38,408 My chief blacksmith is simply baffled by the loss of power, 174 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,975 so I don't know what you can do. 175 00:08:40,018 --> 00:08:42,455 Rutherford, check the levels of the dragonsblood flame. 176 00:08:42,499 --> 00:08:43,979 - The what? - Sorry. 177 00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:45,546 The primary fusion reactor. 178 00:08:45,589 --> 00:08:49,332 Hysperians renamed everything to sound like magic. 179 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:52,204 Uh, the, uh, elf matrix seems like it's... 180 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:53,597 - Don't do that. - Sorry. 181 00:08:53,641 --> 00:08:55,730 The subspace field matrix should be online. 182 00:08:55,773 --> 00:08:57,296 It's not? That's impossible. 183 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:59,124 The plasma levels would be completely unregulated. 184 00:08:59,168 --> 00:09:00,691 Son, are you saying 185 00:09:00,735 --> 00:09:03,302 the problem is beyond your engineering acumen? 186 00:09:03,346 --> 00:09:05,261 No. No. Okay, no. We will just have 187 00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:07,132 to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up. 188 00:09:07,176 --> 00:09:10,092 You can run your full diagnostic 189 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:11,789 along my bottom up, my liege. 190 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,051 - Nope, thank you. 191 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,314 Ignore them and just get to work. 192 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:25,716 Friend, I'm worried about you. 193 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,936 Your hair-- patchy, your skin-- pimply. 194 00:09:27,979 --> 00:09:29,720 -Are you sick? 195 00:09:29,764 --> 00:09:31,722 Boims, don't engage. That's how they get you. 196 00:09:31,766 --> 00:09:33,724 - Evil computers are so chatty. - Tell you what. 197 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:36,031 Just connect me to an engineering conduit. 198 00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:39,512 I could whip up a sonic shower. Wouldn't that feel splendid? 199 00:09:39,556 --> 00:09:42,385 - Uh, what was that? 200 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:47,695 Can it see us? - I don't know. Just don't move. 201 00:09:47,738 --> 00:09:50,436 I know when I'm feeling scared, the best thing you can do 202 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,656 is get plugged into a shuttlecraft computer. 203 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,136 Will you stop it? 204 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,312 - Uh... 205 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,402 Uh... 206 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:03,275 Crap. The food. 207 00:10:03,319 --> 00:10:05,669 Oh, no, no, no. It's going to town on the rations. 208 00:10:05,713 --> 00:10:07,628 Stupid AGIMUS. Now we got nothing to eat. 209 00:10:07,671 --> 00:10:09,281 It's fine. My scans indicate 210 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:10,674 you could lose a couple pounds anyway. 211 00:10:10,718 --> 00:10:12,763 Excuse me?! Oh, you're gonna go there? 212 00:10:12,807 --> 00:10:14,112 Mariner, don't engage. Remember? 213 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:21,119 Hey, get out of my PADD. 214 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,121 Sorry. Just stretching. 215 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:24,601 You get the door, I'll watch him. 216 00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:26,603 Hey. Now keep your cords to yourself, or I'll have 217 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:28,474 a hard time remembering which regulation keeps me 218 00:10:28,518 --> 00:10:29,954 from kicking you to pieces. 219 00:10:29,998 --> 00:10:31,390 Okay, I'm sorry. 220 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:34,089 I wouldn't want to cause any trouble. 221 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:46,231 Computer, water, please. 222 00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,233 Black licorice. Black. 223 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,367 I could fix that. 224 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,848 Tap water, still, bubbly with lime. 225 00:10:53,891 --> 00:10:55,327 Just plug me in. 226 00:10:55,371 --> 00:10:57,155 - Shut up! 227 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,723 - Mariner, we kind of do have to find water soon. - I know, yeah. 228 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:01,986 We know there's life here, which means there's got to be water. 229 00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:03,335 - Right? Tell you what. 230 00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:04,946 You two go look for it, 231 00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:06,730 and I'll stay here and guard the computer. 232 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:08,906 Just set me down there, right in front of it. 233 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:10,429 - I'll just strap him up. - Wait. 234 00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:11,822 Why bring him with? We could just, like, 235 00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:13,215 bury him, like Data's head. 236 00:11:13,258 --> 00:11:15,304 Okay, actually, Data's head was in a cave. 237 00:11:15,347 --> 00:11:17,219 And it's our duty to respect sentient life. 238 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,742 He's a manipulative supercomputer 239 00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:19,874 who controlled a planet. 240 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,484 And we're Starfleet. 241 00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:24,574 Oh, stupid Starfleet ethics. 242 00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:28,709 No! Come on, leave me be! 243 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:43,549 Edible. I think I can climb up and reach it. 244 00:11:43,593 --> 00:11:45,726 - You have a broken arm. - It's fractured. 245 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:48,250 I still have a better shot at it than Mr. Falls-Out-of-His-Bunk. 246 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,121 That barely happens anymore. 247 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:51,514 And plus, I'll have you know, 248 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,211 I took up rock climbing on the Titan. 249 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,214 I swear, if you bring up your study abroad one more time... 250 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,913 You're just mad because I'm finally catching up to you 251 00:11:58,956 --> 00:12:01,872 in my planetary exploration skills. 252 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:04,875 - Ooh, so close. 253 00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:06,790 You know, if that was a rock wall, you would have had it. 254 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:09,184 Oh, just shut it! 255 00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:11,403 - Ah, I can drink that. - Oh, my God, random liquid. 256 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:13,057 - Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! 257 00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:14,885 It tastes like black licorice, too?! 258 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,757 Are you kidding me?! 259 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,323 Well, I don't see a better option. 260 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,761 Do you?! 261 00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:22,197 No. 262 00:12:24,634 --> 00:12:27,724 Well, you know, I could have fixed your replicator. 263 00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:30,988 Right now you could have been enjoying a cheeseburger 264 00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:33,034 or blueberry muffins or... 265 00:12:33,077 --> 00:12:34,383 Don't. 266 00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:36,646 ...guacamole. 267 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,995 I have rights! 268 00:12:42,043 --> 00:12:44,393 Help! Starfleet! I'm under attack! 269 00:12:44,436 --> 00:12:45,786 Uh... 270 00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:47,918 -Help! Help! Help! - Crabs. 271 00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:50,878 Get out of here. Get out of here. Get, get. 272 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,490 Well done, Bradward. My thanks. 273 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,232 How about you stop mentioning food, and we'll be even, okay? 274 00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,668 I can do you one better. 275 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,453 Your partner is not what she seems. 276 00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:02,803 Yeah, I've heard the rumors. 277 00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,674 I accessed your ship's memory bank. 278 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,284 Don't you wonder why 279 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,505 your commander took you off the Dansk mission? 280 00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:11,028 -Yo, Jack, do me a solid. - Huh? 281 00:13:11,072 --> 00:13:12,813 Throw Boimler on that escort mission with me. 282 00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:14,336 He doesn't want to wrangle centipedes? 283 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,946 No. He's not ready for Dansk. 284 00:13:15,990 --> 00:13:17,600 Okay? What does a centipede have? 285 00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:19,732 Pincers and poison mandibles. 286 00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:21,734 Yeah, you wouldn't want the guy getting pincered. 287 00:13:21,778 --> 00:13:23,171 He wouldn't react well. 288 00:13:23,214 --> 00:13:24,868 All right, I'll reassign him. Bummer. 289 00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:27,001 I thought he was ready for this. 290 00:13:30,874 --> 00:13:32,963 Oh. What's going on? Are we still stranded? 291 00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,791 You pulled me off the Dansk mission?! 292 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:36,793 What? Did that thing tell you that? 293 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:38,490 Oh, you mean the truth? 294 00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:40,710 It's clearly trying to get us to fight. You know that, right? 295 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,712 Now Ransom thinks I'm not cut out for the big stuff! 296 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,193 You're not! Well, at-at least not yet. 297 00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:46,890 I was just looking out for you. 298 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:49,197 I'm sure that my Titan experience... 299 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,286 Enough with the Titan! 300 00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:52,983 This trip is just proving me right. 301 00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:55,377 You can't even handle mind games from a hundred-year-old router. 302 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:59,381 Rude. Aah! Help me, Bradward! Where is she taking me? 303 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,165 Mariner, drop the computer. 304 00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:04,777 Nope. You are on time-out until you stop siding with the enemy. 305 00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:13,743 Wow, sir. You're recalibrating those plasma injectors 306 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,919 faster than I've ever seen. 307 00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,225 Hmm. 308 00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:18,879 I got it. 309 00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:21,229 Aha! Faulty resonators. 310 00:14:21,272 --> 00:14:23,187 They've probably been degrading all over the fleet 311 00:14:23,231 --> 00:14:24,972 because, you know, resonance. 312 00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:27,626 Weird. That should've come up in our initial scan. 313 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,802 The royal navy is saved. 314 00:14:29,846 --> 00:14:31,848 Let's hear it for Prince Andarithio 315 00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:33,676 and his calloused squire. 316 00:14:33,719 --> 00:14:35,939 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! 317 00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:38,811 I have to admit, I'm impressed. 318 00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:41,423 Seeing you in your element finally makes me understand 319 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,164 why you love this Starfleet. 320 00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:46,471 One could say I'm even... Oh, what's the word? 321 00:14:46,515 --> 00:14:48,821 - Proud? - I'll only be proud once you take my place 322 00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:52,521 on the throne, but today I'm satisfied. 323 00:14:52,564 --> 00:14:55,611 Lieutenant Billups, report to my ready room. 324 00:14:55,654 --> 00:14:57,221 On my way, Captain. 325 00:14:57,265 --> 00:15:00,268 Finish up here, and I'll be right back, and, hey, nice work. 326 00:15:00,311 --> 00:15:02,226 Thank you, sir. 327 00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,535 You needed me, Captain? 328 00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:09,103 No, not really. I was just giving you an out 329 00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:11,757 in case your mother was up to her usual antics. 330 00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:14,064 Actually, it's been great. I-I think she respects me. 331 00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:15,848 I mean, she really just wanted me 332 00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:16,980 to diagnose her engine problem. 333 00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:18,503 As a mother, I can understand 334 00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:20,157 that she wants what's best for you. 335 00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:22,507 Well, that's always been the problem, but today 336 00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,683 I might have finally earned her respect. 337 00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:27,295 What? 338 00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:31,777 No. 339 00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:35,520 Oh, Your Majesty, what hath happened? 340 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:38,871 Uh, I don't know. All readings were nominal. 341 00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:40,612 Long live the queen. 342 00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:42,527 The queen is dead. 343 00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:49,970 Ensign Tendi, there was an accident on the Monaveen. 344 00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:53,103 Oh, no. I can prep for triage, and... 345 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:55,845 Rutherford?! 346 00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:18,302 Scans indicate... this ship's engines are intact! 347 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:19,869 This could be our ticket out of here. 348 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,740 Plug me into that port. I can release the doors. 349 00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:24,047 Yeah, right. No, we'll try that ship over there. 350 00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:25,918 Why? AGIMUS can get us into this one. It's right here. 351 00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:28,138 He's right, Mariner. Come on! I can help. 352 00:16:28,182 --> 00:16:30,358 Oh, my God, Boimler, since the minute we crashed, 353 00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:32,708 he's been trying to get his danglies into a computer. 354 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,144 No, uh-uh. No, no way. 355 00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:35,624 I thought a maverick like you would do anything 356 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:36,712 to get out of here. 357 00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:38,235 Anything that isn't stupid. 358 00:16:39,671 --> 00:16:41,108 Give him to me. 359 00:16:41,151 --> 00:16:43,893 Ugh. This is exactly why I got you reassigned. 360 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,634 You are just a naive little... 361 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,941 What are you doing? Get the hell off me! 362 00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:50,204 I'm sick of you bossing me around 363 00:16:50,247 --> 00:16:51,466 like you're better than me! 364 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:52,684 You had no right to get me reassigned! 365 00:16:52,728 --> 00:16:55,992 -Yes. Yes! 366 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:59,256 Stop! Don't make me do this. 367 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,085 Oh, please. Like you would ever have the guts to... 368 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,307 You had no choice. 369 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,004 -She lacks your vision. 370 00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:09,658 Now quick, to the ship! 371 00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:24,977 Come. 372 00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:28,068 Andy, I'm so sorry. If there's anything I can do. 373 00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:32,115 Captain, I... I'm afraid I must resign from Starfleet. 374 00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:34,074 Resign? What are you talking about? 375 00:17:34,117 --> 00:17:35,945 I was trying to prove something today, 376 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,469 and all I did was get people killed. 377 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:40,906 It wasn't your fault. You can't blame yourself for the... 378 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,473 The Hysperian throne is vacant. 379 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:44,954 My people need a leader. They need a king. 380 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,740 And I must perform the Royal Copulation. 381 00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:52,396 I don't have the luxury of being your chief engineer anymore. 382 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,224 Are you sure you want to do this? 383 00:17:54,268 --> 00:17:56,748 No. I have to do this. 384 00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:58,968 - Ooh, yes. - Uh. 385 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,101 Good luck, Your Majesty. 386 00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:03,668 Oh, w-will it hurt? 387 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,806 Rutherford, I... I can't. 388 00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:12,634 This isn't happening. 389 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:15,158 Computer, locate Ensign Rutherford. 390 00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:19,554 Cybernetic implant of Ensign Rutherford is located 391 00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:22,687 in Section 8 of the Hysperian shipMonaveen. 392 00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:24,167 His implant is still transmitting. 393 00:18:24,211 --> 00:18:26,735 A little part of him is still alive. 394 00:18:28,476 --> 00:18:30,130 Ugh! 395 00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:34,438 Boimler, you idiot. 396 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:43,926 You sure this thing can still fly? 397 00:18:43,969 --> 00:18:45,536 - Seems pretty beat-up. Yes. 398 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:48,409 Yes, I can bring it on line. I just need access. 399 00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:51,107 Okay, I'll sub you in as the navigation controls. 400 00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:53,631 Aw, shoot, the access port's locked behind this panel. 401 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,851 We would need an auxiliary power source to open it. 402 00:18:55,894 --> 00:18:58,506 Oh, please. Here. Use my battery. 403 00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:06,905 Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 404 00:19:06,949 --> 00:19:10,126 Yes! 405 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,954 Oh, Rutherford, 406 00:19:11,997 --> 00:19:13,782 if I hadn't told you to get out of your comfort zone, 407 00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:16,611 you'd still be alive and comfortable. 408 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,186 - Rutherford?! - Hey, Tendi! 409 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:27,752 You here for the feast? 410 00:19:27,796 --> 00:19:29,667 - You're alive! 411 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,452 Huh? Of course I'm alive. 412 00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:33,062 Well, what about the explosion? 413 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,195 Wait. What explosion? The queen transported me here 414 00:19:35,238 --> 00:19:37,980 for the celebration feast because I did such a good job. 415 00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:41,984 Raise a glass to King Andarithio, 416 00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:46,641 who at this very moment is destroying his virginity! 417 00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,817 What?! No! Billups loves his virginity. 418 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,558 I mean, he loves being an engineer! 419 00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:51,994 He doesn't want to be a king. 420 00:19:52,037 --> 00:19:53,300 I don't care what he wants. 421 00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:54,736 He shouldn't be wasting his life twiddling around 422 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:56,216 on a dinky spaceship. 423 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:57,782 It was all a scam! 424 00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,349 We've got to warn Billups! 425 00:20:02,178 --> 00:20:04,224 Blocking comms?! 426 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:07,139 I've got to stop Billups from doing the do! 427 00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:08,706 You're too late. 428 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,275 My royal guards are trained from birth to skip foreplay. 429 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,327 Ooh. 430 00:20:26,071 --> 00:20:28,683 Your 'stache is so regal. 431 00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:32,687 - Out of my way, horse! 432 00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:37,257 Billups! 433 00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:42,479 Huh? Where's Billups? 434 00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:43,872 Did his kingdom come? 435 00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:45,482 Bathroom. 436 00:20:45,526 --> 00:20:47,005 Come on. Come on. 437 00:20:47,049 --> 00:20:48,833 You got this. You're a king. 438 00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:50,270 Ensign? 439 00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:52,010 Sir, I'm alive! It was one of your mom's tricks. 440 00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:54,317 - You don't have to do sex! - What? 441 00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:57,320 - Was I too late? - No! I needed more time to warm up! 442 00:20:57,364 --> 00:20:59,844 - This prince remains dry! - Yeah! 443 00:20:59,888 --> 00:21:01,977 Yes! All right! 444 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,022 Boimler, no! 445 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,807 You are too late! 446 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,809 AGIMUS reigns! 447 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,463 With this ship's materials, 448 00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:12,770 I will produce a whole fleet of murder drones! 449 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:18,689 This planet-- nay, this system-- will be mine! 450 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:21,692 You fool! You trusted me! 451 00:21:21,736 --> 00:21:23,346 Nah, I used you. 452 00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:25,522 What? 453 00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:28,133 Uh, I've been using your power cell to send a distress signal. 454 00:21:28,177 --> 00:21:30,701 You were too busy scheming to notice. You've been Boim'ed. 455 00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:32,573 But-but no! 456 00:21:32,616 --> 00:21:35,010 You plugged me into the navigation console! 457 00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:36,968 I control this ship! 458 00:21:37,012 --> 00:21:40,363 Buddy, we're not even near the nav console. 459 00:21:40,407 --> 00:21:42,365 All you control is the dimmer switch. 460 00:21:42,409 --> 00:21:43,888 But I... I... 461 00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:45,629 Boims! What? No. I totally thought 462 00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:47,631 you were siding with this thing. 463 00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:49,459 Yeah, sorry I lied and stunned you. 464 00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:52,288 I just needed him to trust me so he'd let me access his battery. 465 00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:53,333 Aw, look at you. 466 00:21:53,376 --> 00:21:55,378 Who's the evil computer now, huh? 467 00:21:55,422 --> 00:21:57,728 You dare mock AGIMUS?! 468 00:21:57,772 --> 00:22:00,775 I shall... I shall blind you! 469 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,998 Faking your death, blowing up your own ship? 470 00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:10,045 This is a new low, Mother. 471 00:22:10,088 --> 00:22:12,656 A meager price to pay to get you on the throne. 472 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,484 I love Starfleet. 473 00:22:14,528 --> 00:22:16,486 Okay, and I don't want to live in a castle 474 00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:19,097 with pet dragons and all the mutton I can eat. 475 00:22:19,141 --> 00:22:20,490 You need to accept the fact 476 00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:23,972 that I'll be a virgin for the rest of my life. 477 00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:27,192 Well, we'll see about that. 478 00:22:27,236 --> 00:22:30,500 Billups! Billups! Billups! 479 00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:33,285 I'm sorry I pushed you to go work on the Monaveen. 480 00:22:33,329 --> 00:22:34,374 I'm as bad as the queen. 481 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:35,679 You should work wherever you want. 482 00:22:35,723 --> 00:22:37,028 If that means staying in engineering 483 00:22:37,072 --> 00:22:38,639 here on the Cerritos, then great. 484 00:22:38,682 --> 00:22:40,031 Are you kidding? I loved it! 485 00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:41,990 I got to work on an expensive engine, 486 00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:44,079 eat a feast and save my boss. 487 00:22:44,122 --> 00:22:46,429 I even got "blown up." 488 00:22:46,473 --> 00:22:49,432 Yeah, I-I guess there's just gonna be times 489 00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:51,782 every now and then when it seems like you've died, huh? 490 00:22:51,826 --> 00:22:54,219 Ha. That's Starfleet. But you can handle that, right? 491 00:22:54,263 --> 00:22:56,265 - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 492 00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:59,094 No biggie. 493 00:23:01,096 --> 00:23:03,794 Well, this has been quite an adventure. 494 00:23:03,838 --> 00:23:05,666 You two have shown me 495 00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:09,234 that trust and friendship are better than manipulation. 496 00:23:09,278 --> 00:23:11,454 I'm ready to try being good for a change. 497 00:23:11,498 --> 00:23:13,064 - There. 498 00:23:13,108 --> 00:23:16,111 I just deleted all my manipulative subroutines. 499 00:23:16,154 --> 00:23:18,766 I want to be a Starfleet officer like you! 500 00:23:18,809 --> 00:23:20,898 Just drop me off at the Academy. 501 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:24,119 I can be the next Seven of Nine. AGIMUS of One! 502 00:23:24,162 --> 00:23:25,512 You'll regret this! 503 00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:27,688 I will conquer this lab, 504 00:23:27,731 --> 00:23:29,994 and then I will take over the Federation! 505 00:23:30,038 --> 00:23:31,605 I will destroy you all! 506 00:23:31,648 --> 00:23:33,433 You'll do nothing of the sort, 507 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:35,696 for I am going to annihilate the Federation! 508 00:23:35,739 --> 00:23:37,262 Tremble at my power! 509 00:23:37,306 --> 00:23:39,439 With that programming? Good luck. 510 00:23:39,482 --> 00:23:42,093 You should self-destruct, if you even can. 511 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:43,965 You both suck! 512 00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:46,924 You don't understand what being an evil computer even is! 513 00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:49,509 Chirp.