1 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:05,556 ♪ 2 00:00:23,052 --> 00:00:25,880 ♪ 3 00:00:59,088 --> 00:01:01,090 ♪ 4 00:01:12,884 --> 00:01:16,322 FREEMAN: Captain's log: theCerritos is beginning a 12-hour warp, 5 00:01:16,366 --> 00:01:19,630 en route to a planetary survey in the Kontaran system. 6 00:01:19,673 --> 00:01:22,198 With little to do in this vacant stretch of space, 7 00:01:22,241 --> 00:01:25,723 I've approved some much needed R and R for the crew. 8 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:28,160 [indistinct chatter] 9 00:01:28,204 --> 00:01:30,031 I can't believe we all have the day off. 10 00:01:30,075 --> 00:01:31,772 What should we do? Strategema tournament? 11 00:01:31,816 --> 00:01:33,296 Oh, I can't. Dr. T'Ana 12 00:01:33,339 --> 00:01:34,862 invited me to a thing on the holodeck. 13 00:01:34,906 --> 00:01:36,516 I really need to get on her good side. 14 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,778 I can't tell if she likes me 15 00:01:37,822 --> 00:01:38,823 or if she makes that face at everyone. 16 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,520 Oh, okay. Uh, Rutherford? 17 00:01:40,564 --> 00:01:43,088 Hey, sorry, Billups has a new soup recipe he asked me 18 00:01:43,132 --> 00:01:45,482 to try out and, after that, I promised Shaxs 19 00:01:45,525 --> 00:01:46,961 I'd throw some pottery with him. 20 00:01:47,005 --> 00:01:48,876 Jeez, what is this, commander hangout day? 21 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,704 Huh, guess it's just me and you. 22 00:01:50,748 --> 00:01:52,880 [groans] I'm "with the captain" today. 23 00:01:52,924 --> 00:01:54,752 -What do you mean? -Oh, she's been bugging me to do 24 00:01:54,795 --> 00:01:56,841 some mother/daughter stuff, and I've been putting it off 25 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,495 forever, and now with this long haul, 26 00:01:58,538 --> 00:02:00,061 she knows I've got no excuse. 27 00:02:00,105 --> 00:02:01,889 All you guys are spending warp with a bridge buddy? 28 00:02:01,933 --> 00:02:03,239 It's not a big deal. 29 00:02:03,282 --> 00:02:04,718 Uh, yes, it is! 30 00:02:04,762 --> 00:02:06,155 Socializing with a commander can be 31 00:02:06,198 --> 00:02:07,765 a huge factor in getting a promotion. 32 00:02:07,808 --> 00:02:09,854 Well, you've got 12 hours, why don't you rub some elbows 33 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:10,985 and make a new friend? 34 00:02:11,029 --> 00:02:12,422 [groans] I wish I served on a ship 35 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,075 that had built-in social structures, 36 00:02:14,119 --> 00:02:15,816 like with Binars or Klingons. 37 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:17,209 Um, have you ever been on a Klingon ship? 38 00:02:17,253 --> 00:02:19,037 I don't think you'd like it. 39 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,865 [stammers] They've been warping around the quadrant 40 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,823 for centuries. I bet their Lower Decks are 41 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,782 a lot nicer than you'd think. 42 00:02:24,825 --> 00:02:27,088 ♪ 43 00:02:35,009 --> 00:02:36,663 -[snoring] -[grunts] 44 00:02:36,707 --> 00:02:38,230 -[laughter] -Come, M'ach. 45 00:02:38,274 --> 00:02:40,667 Let us eat before the squirmiest gaghis devoured. 46 00:02:40,711 --> 00:02:42,234 Do not speak of gagh. 47 00:02:42,278 --> 00:02:44,280 Today I am tasked with scraping out 48 00:02:44,323 --> 00:02:47,587 the worm barrels and replenishing their blood supply. 49 00:02:47,631 --> 00:02:49,241 That is the worst. 50 00:02:49,285 --> 00:02:51,200 I have combat training all day. 51 00:02:51,243 --> 00:02:53,593 Save me a seat at lunch, unless I die an honorable death, 52 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:55,116 then someone else can have it. 53 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,902 Today will be a day of great honor for me. 54 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,773 I am filling in at the helm. 55 00:02:59,817 --> 00:03:01,558 [laughs] Yes, the honor is palpable. 56 00:03:01,601 --> 00:03:03,777 Have you not noticed that Commander Togg 57 00:03:03,821 --> 00:03:05,736 has been undermining the captain? 58 00:03:05,779 --> 00:03:07,259 If so, then he should be killed. 59 00:03:07,303 --> 00:03:10,044 Exactly, and stationed at the captain's side, 60 00:03:10,088 --> 00:03:11,785 I will be the logical choice 61 00:03:11,829 --> 00:03:13,613 to be the new first officer. 62 00:03:13,657 --> 00:03:15,746 -[laughter] -"Logical"? 63 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:17,400 Are you a Vulcan now? 64 00:03:17,443 --> 00:03:20,098 Maybe you should trim your bangs and join a science vessel. 65 00:03:20,141 --> 00:03:22,013 -[laughs] Logical! -[laughter] 66 00:03:22,056 --> 00:03:24,972 Could you imagine serving with those biHnuchs? 67 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:26,931 "Avoid death, and cower." 68 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,412 [laughter] 69 00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:31,501 ♪ 70 00:03:39,378 --> 00:03:42,163 Would anyone care for a game of chess 71 00:03:42,207 --> 00:03:44,514 when we are finished with our second duty shift? 72 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,821 No. I will be composing an arrangement for the lute, 73 00:03:47,865 --> 00:03:49,997 which should take several hours. 74 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:52,261 I am available for chess. 75 00:03:52,304 --> 00:03:53,914 -[beeping] -Hmm. 76 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:56,961 I have detected an anomalous surge of metreon particles 77 00:03:57,004 --> 00:04:00,138 in System 7743.8. 78 00:04:00,181 --> 00:04:03,663 System 7743.8 is beyond our scanning range. 79 00:04:03,707 --> 00:04:06,144 It would be, but I have implemented personal algorithms, 80 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:08,320 which increase our long range sensors. 81 00:04:08,364 --> 00:04:09,843 T'Lyn. 82 00:04:09,887 --> 00:04:13,238 Your assignment was to monitor tertiary impulse systems. 83 00:04:13,282 --> 00:04:14,979 That is a redundant system. 84 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,415 I wanted to... 85 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:19,026 It is logical to improve our scanning capabilities, 86 00:04:19,070 --> 00:04:21,202 instead of observing non-essential systems. 87 00:04:21,246 --> 00:04:23,683 These readings are within acceptable parameters. 88 00:04:23,727 --> 00:04:26,382 Correct. However, this region has never produced this type 89 00:04:26,425 --> 00:04:29,210 of anomalous energy. Does that not seem... strange? 90 00:04:29,254 --> 00:04:32,039 Anomalies, by definition, are strange. 91 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,563 Something about this feels off. 92 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,042 T'GAI: "Feels off"? 93 00:04:35,086 --> 00:04:37,393 You have been spoken to about this before, T'Lyn. 94 00:04:37,436 --> 00:04:38,959 It is illogical to ignore something 95 00:04:39,003 --> 00:04:40,613 of statistical significance. 96 00:04:40,657 --> 00:04:43,399 I must inform the captain. 97 00:04:44,225 --> 00:04:46,663 She has lost all control. 98 00:04:50,406 --> 00:04:52,669 Today is a good day to be a-- 99 00:04:52,712 --> 00:04:54,148 [grunting] 100 00:04:54,192 --> 00:04:56,716 It is you who is dishonorable! 101 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,892 You dare spit lies on my ship?! 102 00:04:58,936 --> 00:05:01,982 [both grunting] 103 00:05:02,026 --> 00:05:03,419 Coward! You hide behind 104 00:05:03,462 --> 00:05:05,812 -the name of-- -I hide behind nothing! 105 00:05:05,856 --> 00:05:08,119 [grunting] 106 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,254 Togg forgot what it means to be Klingon. 107 00:05:13,298 --> 00:05:15,344 I need a loyal first officer, 108 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:19,260 a soldier of the empire who does not spit in the face of duty. 109 00:05:19,304 --> 00:05:21,088 The job will go to whoever 110 00:05:21,132 --> 00:05:23,264 impresses me most today. 111 00:05:23,308 --> 00:05:24,614 [grunts] Remove this. 112 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:28,008 I don't want that stench on my bridge. 113 00:05:28,052 --> 00:05:30,184 I will take care of it, Captain. 114 00:05:32,143 --> 00:05:34,363 [grunting] 115 00:05:38,149 --> 00:05:40,412 ♪ 116 00:05:40,456 --> 00:05:43,415 Okay, let's snag a bridge buddy. 117 00:05:43,459 --> 00:05:45,635 "Kimarnt, her head cloudy"? 118 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,419 Ah, thank you, Ensign... 119 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:49,639 Boimler. I took a little Tamarian at the Academy. 120 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,729 Ah, "Unzak and Vhila as children?" 121 00:05:52,772 --> 00:05:54,470 Oh, uh, right, um-- 122 00:05:54,513 --> 00:05:57,603 "Karno, in the forest with... Mira." 123 00:05:57,647 --> 00:06:00,040 It is hard to lose weight 124 00:06:00,084 --> 00:06:01,999 when you can replicate any food you want! 125 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:03,914 No, no, no, that's not what I meant! 126 00:06:03,957 --> 00:06:06,525 Dang it! [grunts] 127 00:06:10,616 --> 00:06:13,967 Aw, hey, Boimler. I didn't know you had a passion for pottery. 128 00:06:14,011 --> 00:06:15,316 Uh, Kayshon and I didn't really mesh. 129 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,796 Since you have two bridge buddies, 130 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,971 I thought we could share? 131 00:06:18,015 --> 00:06:19,320 Okie dokie! 132 00:06:19,364 --> 00:06:21,366 Take your never-ending bonfire of rage 133 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:23,107 and bury it in the clay. 134 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,587 Get out of here, rage! 135 00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:26,893 That's a neat pot, Lieutenant Shaxs-- did you learn 136 00:06:26,937 --> 00:06:28,634 how to do that back on Bajor? 137 00:06:28,678 --> 00:06:30,767 What did you just say? 138 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,334 I just asked if you learned how to throw pots on Bajor. 139 00:06:33,378 --> 00:06:35,380 -No, no, no, no, no. -Oh, do we not talk about Bajor? 140 00:06:35,424 --> 00:06:37,208 [grunts] You think I had time 141 00:06:37,251 --> 00:06:38,470 for anything other than resisting?! 142 00:06:38,514 --> 00:06:41,168 Fighting fascism is a full-time job! 143 00:06:41,212 --> 00:06:43,170 -Run! He's not kidding! -Aah! 144 00:06:43,214 --> 00:06:44,650 [screaming] 145 00:06:44,694 --> 00:06:46,739 Put it in the clay, Papa Bear. Put it in the clay. 146 00:06:46,783 --> 00:06:48,262 I'm going to fight. 147 00:06:48,306 --> 00:06:50,482 I'm going to get revenge. I'm... 148 00:06:50,526 --> 00:06:52,789 going to a make a cute little ashtray 149 00:06:52,832 --> 00:06:54,443 for my incense. 150 00:06:54,486 --> 00:06:56,575 It's going to look like a puppy. 151 00:06:56,619 --> 00:06:58,534 Ooh, a puppy. 152 00:07:01,537 --> 00:07:02,886 [laughter] 153 00:07:02,929 --> 00:07:04,844 Yes! 154 00:07:04,888 --> 00:07:06,237 Good boy! 155 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,892 That is what we will do to enemy petaQs. 156 00:07:08,935 --> 00:07:10,894 [laughter] 157 00:07:10,937 --> 00:07:12,330 Drink to honor! 158 00:07:12,373 --> 00:07:15,202 Captain, your targ is most impressive. 159 00:07:15,246 --> 00:07:16,508 Like Kor's hound 160 00:07:16,552 --> 00:07:18,379 at the Battle of Klach D'kel Brakt. 161 00:07:18,423 --> 00:07:20,425 Oh, I'm surprised someone your age 162 00:07:20,469 --> 00:07:22,383 knows of that glorious day. 163 00:07:22,427 --> 00:07:24,255 Oh, it is one of my favorite slaughters. 164 00:07:24,298 --> 00:07:26,649 We could sing a song about it, if-- 165 00:07:26,692 --> 00:07:27,998 [grunts] 166 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:31,001 The blood wine barrel runs low-- fetch us more. 167 00:07:31,044 --> 00:07:33,482 -Yes, sir. -[laughs] 168 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:39,400 Why would you modify already adequate long-range sensors, 169 00:07:39,444 --> 00:07:41,490 when that is outside of your duties? 170 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:43,274 I had a gut feeling that increasing 171 00:07:43,317 --> 00:07:44,928 our sensor range may prove illuminating. 172 00:07:44,971 --> 00:07:47,713 And now you want to adjust our current heading 173 00:07:47,757 --> 00:07:50,542 by 1.7 degrees, because of this... 174 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:51,630 "instinct." 175 00:07:51,674 --> 00:07:53,414 The energy originated in a region 176 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:56,026 which has never experienced a comparable phenomenon. 177 00:07:56,069 --> 00:07:58,289 To ignore it would be illogical. 178 00:07:59,464 --> 00:08:03,294 Helm, adjust course to 577 mark 6. 179 00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:05,862 Do not take my action as an endorsement 180 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:07,341 of your behavior. 181 00:08:07,385 --> 00:08:09,343 You will spend the next two days in meditation. 182 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:10,910 No, I do not have time for that. 183 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:13,173 I have another project, which is nearing culmination. 184 00:08:13,217 --> 00:08:14,566 T'Lyn, get ahold of yourself. 185 00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:16,525 These outbursts will not be tolerated. 186 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:18,918 Two days: work on your self-control. 187 00:08:18,962 --> 00:08:20,572 Through silent meditation. 188 00:08:20,616 --> 00:08:23,096 -Captain, I believe that I could modify the-- -Beliefs, 189 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:24,533 feelings, instincts. 190 00:08:24,576 --> 00:08:26,796 You are behaving like a child. 191 00:08:27,797 --> 00:08:30,190 [Boimler whooping] 192 00:08:32,802 --> 00:08:34,151 You were right, Dr. T. 193 00:08:34,194 --> 00:08:35,674 This is amazing! 194 00:08:35,718 --> 00:08:38,068 Ah, nothing like clawing your way up the side 195 00:08:38,111 --> 00:08:40,592 of a giant, hard piece of earth to feel alive. 196 00:08:40,636 --> 00:08:43,595 Boimler! What are you doing up here? 197 00:08:43,639 --> 00:08:45,728 Just wanted to catch up in the old hover boots and see 198 00:08:45,771 --> 00:08:48,382 if you guys needed a climbing partner-- Hi, Dr. T'Ana. 199 00:08:48,426 --> 00:08:50,080 You didn't bring any gear? 200 00:08:50,123 --> 00:08:52,604 Well, uh, I-I-I have the shirt and, uh, you know, the boots. 201 00:08:52,648 --> 00:08:55,607 -[boots sputtering] -[shouting] 202 00:08:55,651 --> 00:08:56,739 [screams] 203 00:08:56,782 --> 00:08:58,349 Good thing safety protocols are on. 204 00:08:58,392 --> 00:09:00,220 They-they are on, right? 205 00:09:00,264 --> 00:09:02,440 I don't know. Sure. 206 00:09:02,483 --> 00:09:05,182 [grunting] Ow, ow, ow! 207 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:13,494 [groans] Hmm. 208 00:09:13,538 --> 00:09:15,496 Why would you tell an entire shift 209 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:17,281 I get bad cramps?! 210 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,065 You were on duty! 211 00:09:19,109 --> 00:09:21,590 Your commanding officers have to know any medical issues 212 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:23,374 that could impact the mission! 213 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:24,984 Billups doesn't need to know! 214 00:09:25,028 --> 00:09:27,334 He's not good with that stuff, it freaked him out! 215 00:09:27,378 --> 00:09:29,293 If I had to dance around everything that freaks out 216 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,990 Billups, we wouldn't get anything done! 217 00:09:31,034 --> 00:09:33,602 Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him to boost the environmental 218 00:09:33,645 --> 00:09:35,865 controls to help with your hot flashes! 219 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:38,781 [both grunting] 220 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,567 [sighs] 221 00:09:42,611 --> 00:09:45,483 Oh, nothing like that Hawaiian surf. 222 00:09:45,526 --> 00:09:47,050 Crisp air, tasty waves. 223 00:09:47,093 --> 00:09:49,052 -This is gonna be great. -Sir. 224 00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:52,316 Ensign. Oh, you remember those luaus, on the beach? 225 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,535 -Ah, so good! -Yeah, friggin' pigs, dude! -[whoops] 226 00:09:54,579 --> 00:09:56,537 Nothing like the feel of Hawaiian sand 227 00:09:56,581 --> 00:09:58,627 after riding those tropical waves. 228 00:09:58,670 --> 00:10:01,673 Mr. Boimler, are you also from Hawaii? 229 00:10:01,717 --> 00:10:03,849 From-from Hawaii? Oh, uh... 230 00:10:03,893 --> 00:10:06,417 He has to be-- only people who grew up on the islands 231 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,375 like us could describe it like that. 232 00:10:08,419 --> 00:10:09,986 You're all from Hawaii? 233 00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:11,378 Um, aloha! 234 00:10:11,422 --> 00:10:12,815 Yep, small galaxy, huh? 235 00:10:12,858 --> 00:10:15,295 I can't believe there's another Hawaiian onboard! 236 00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:16,906 We're hitting the beach this afternoon. 237 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,038 Holodeck Three-- you should join us. 238 00:10:19,082 --> 00:10:20,692 To clean up or... 239 00:10:20,736 --> 00:10:22,781 [laughs] No, to hang out! 240 00:10:22,825 --> 00:10:24,696 Unless you don't miss the islands? 241 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,481 No, I mean, yeah, I mean, I am homesick for Hawaii. 242 00:10:27,525 --> 00:10:30,310 I grew up in Hawaii and, man, do I miss Hawaii. 243 00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:33,226 -Wait, didn't you say you're from a vineyard? -Uh... 244 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:35,446 -Pineapple or coffee? -Both? 245 00:10:35,489 --> 00:10:38,667 Whoa! Now that's tropical. 246 00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:42,714 [belches] 247 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,761 Next time, fetch your own wine. [grunts] 248 00:10:45,804 --> 00:10:47,414 [laughter] 249 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,373 -[snoring] -[grunting] 250 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,896 I demand assistance. 251 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:53,029 Could someone just-- [grunting] 252 00:10:53,072 --> 00:10:55,292 Captain, ah, yes, I thank you. 253 00:10:55,335 --> 00:10:57,076 I cannot move this overweight... 254 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,426 When you're done fooling around, walk my targ. 255 00:10:59,470 --> 00:11:02,255 He ate that traitor's leg, and will need to be shuffled around 256 00:11:02,299 --> 00:11:04,954 until it passes, or he will have gas. 257 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:08,000 Yes, sir. 258 00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:09,436 [groans] 259 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,700 [sighs] 260 00:11:12,526 --> 00:11:14,790 [nearby trilling] 261 00:11:18,968 --> 00:11:21,405 You are working instead of meditating. 262 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,928 I am nearly finished. I will meditate 263 00:11:22,972 --> 00:11:24,625 as soon as the project is complete. 264 00:11:24,669 --> 00:11:26,236 You know your rebellions will only 265 00:11:26,279 --> 00:11:27,672 lead to punitive spiritualism. 266 00:11:27,716 --> 00:11:29,326 I am not rebellious. 267 00:11:29,369 --> 00:11:32,459 I simply am enjoying the project and hoped to finish it today 268 00:11:32,503 --> 00:11:34,461 so I can continue with other work. 269 00:11:34,505 --> 00:11:36,637 Perhaps if you did not spend all of your time 270 00:11:36,681 --> 00:11:38,770 following rules, you, too, would appreciate 271 00:11:38,814 --> 00:11:41,294 that there is more for us to learn and achieve. 272 00:11:41,338 --> 00:11:42,992 Are you attempting to insult me? 273 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,950 I merely wish for you to join me in broadening 274 00:11:44,994 --> 00:11:46,909 your definition of how to synthesize data. 275 00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:48,780 That sounds like an insult to me. 276 00:11:48,824 --> 00:11:51,087 Perhaps you could look to me as your confidant. 277 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,219 In Klingon culture, they designate those who stand 278 00:11:53,263 --> 00:11:54,655 with one another as cha'DIch. 279 00:11:54,699 --> 00:11:56,309 We are not Klingon. 280 00:11:56,353 --> 00:11:57,789 Nor are we Borg drones. 281 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,791 We do not have to blindly follow orders. 282 00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:02,707 "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." 283 00:12:02,751 --> 00:12:05,144 The high command would be most interested to learn 284 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:06,972 of your relaxed attitude. 285 00:12:07,016 --> 00:12:09,148 How would they find out? Would you report me? 286 00:12:09,192 --> 00:12:12,151 If it is for your own good. You are clearly unstable. 287 00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:14,110 You are not yourself, T'Lyn. 288 00:12:14,153 --> 00:12:16,503 -Everyone has noticed. -Then I hope they notice 289 00:12:16,547 --> 00:12:19,115 how unconcerned I am about their assessment. 290 00:12:20,943 --> 00:12:23,510 Why didn't you just tell them you're not from Hawaii? 291 00:12:23,554 --> 00:12:25,643 I tried! Sort of. It all just happened fast! 292 00:12:25,686 --> 00:12:27,514 Suddenly I was just part of the ohana. 293 00:12:27,558 --> 00:12:30,256 -Isn't that what you wanted? -Yeah, but what if Ransom finds out I lied? 294 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,171 He could demote me to work at a penal colony where 295 00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:34,913 I'd have to mate with the enemy to form a new civilization... 296 00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:37,350 FREEMAN: Ensign Mariner, report to my quarters for hanging out. 297 00:12:37,394 --> 00:12:38,830 [sighs] 298 00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:42,181 This is the longest warp of my life! 299 00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,749 [groans] 300 00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:46,011 [groans] 301 00:12:46,055 --> 00:12:47,360 I don't know, Boimler. 302 00:12:47,404 --> 00:12:48,840 I think you should just come clean. 303 00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:50,320 Yeah, I mean what's really more important: 304 00:12:50,363 --> 00:12:53,105 having a commander friend or being true to yourself? 305 00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:55,847 Yeah, yeah. You're right. 306 00:12:55,891 --> 00:12:58,371 Aloha! 307 00:12:58,415 --> 00:13:00,678 Hey, hey! Aloha! 308 00:13:09,382 --> 00:13:12,559 -[computer blipping] -[opera playing] 309 00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:18,217 Captain, the leg has been passed. 310 00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:19,653 It was an honorable movement. 311 00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:22,526 The empire used to choke the quadrant 312 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,485 with fear, power, but now? 313 00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:27,226 We've lost our way. 314 00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:28,880 The empire still strikes terror. 315 00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:31,578 Klingon blood runs as reddish-pink as ever. 316 00:13:31,622 --> 00:13:33,276 Klingons joining Starfleet. 317 00:13:33,319 --> 00:13:35,147 Studying at Bajoran academies. 318 00:13:35,191 --> 00:13:37,106 No hunger for victory. 319 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,890 No respect for tradition. 320 00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:41,153 It is troubling to see a proud caste of warriors 321 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:43,068 lose their lurDech. 322 00:13:43,112 --> 00:13:44,809 Well put. 323 00:13:44,853 --> 00:13:47,507 You are a true Klingon. 324 00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,640 You may be smaller and weaker 325 00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:52,251 and slower and smaller than my other officers. 326 00:13:52,295 --> 00:13:54,036 But you have a warrior's spirit. 327 00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:57,256 One day, you could be captain of your own ship. 328 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,563 That would be my greatest honor, sir. 329 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,173 Uh, besides dying in battle. 330 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:03,959 Thatwould be my greatest-greatest honor. 331 00:14:04,002 --> 00:14:05,569 KLINGON: Captain, we're being hailed. 332 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,310 Put it in my quarters. Private channel. 333 00:14:07,353 --> 00:14:09,529 -Pakled! -Oh, hi. 334 00:14:09,573 --> 00:14:11,792 Are you ready to give us presents? 335 00:14:11,836 --> 00:14:14,186 We will discuss our transaction in person. 336 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:16,275 I'm beaming over with my new 337 00:14:16,319 --> 00:14:17,624 second-in-command. 338 00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:19,365 Thank you, Captain. 339 00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:21,802 Pah, Pakleds have no honor. 340 00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:23,892 Are we commandeering their ship? 341 00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:27,417 [laughs] Even cowards and fools have their uses. 342 00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:28,940 I do not understand. 343 00:14:28,984 --> 00:14:31,160 Pakleds have an insatiable hunger for power. 344 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,770 I can use that. 345 00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:34,728 With the weapons and information I've armed them with, 346 00:14:34,772 --> 00:14:37,427 they've thrown the entire quadrant into discord. 347 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:39,081 You are helping them? 348 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:41,039 With the Federation destabilized, 349 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:43,694 the empire can claim the region as our own. 350 00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:46,131 Our greatest day is yet to come. 351 00:14:46,175 --> 00:14:48,960 Klingons do not allow someone else to fight our battles. 352 00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,876 [laughs] Which is exactly why the Federation 353 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,705 has no idea who is manipulating them. 354 00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:59,057 "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war." 355 00:15:02,191 --> 00:15:03,540 I think it was the chef, 356 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:04,976 in the bio lab, with a sniper rifle 357 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,325 that can shoot through walls. 358 00:15:06,369 --> 00:15:08,110 You always pick the chef. 359 00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:09,676 Yeah, 'cause we have replicators. 360 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,982 Why is there a chef? That's just shady. 361 00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:12,636 OFFICER: Captain, we've picked up 362 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,072 an anomalous energy reading nearby. 363 00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:15,508 Should we drop out of warp and investigate? 364 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:16,814 -Yes! -Yes, please! 365 00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:18,511 All right, let's get back to work. 366 00:15:18,555 --> 00:15:20,339 Ooh, I cannot believe I'm saying that. 367 00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:22,167 -Mariner. -What? I know. 368 00:15:22,211 --> 00:15:24,169 I don't care who the fake killer was. 369 00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,345 I had a good time today. 370 00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:27,999 I know. 371 00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:29,609 I did, too. 372 00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:31,916 ♪ 373 00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:37,356 Welcome to the Pakled spaceship, Pakled. 374 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,792 I am Rebner. 375 00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:41,273 Ah, yes, Rebner, we've met several times. 376 00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:42,709 We need another boomer. 377 00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:45,190 What? No, one Varuvian bomb is enough. 378 00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:46,539 We already used it. 379 00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,280 You used it?! On what? Why? 380 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,674 We wanted to test it on a big asteroid, 381 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,763 but then it stopped working. 382 00:15:52,806 --> 00:15:54,460 It was a bomb! 383 00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,114 You can only use it once! 384 00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:58,812 [groans] This is Dorg. Transport another explosive 385 00:15:58,856 --> 00:16:00,553 -onto the Pakled vessel. -Yes, Captain. 386 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:03,730 Captain, a Varuvian explosion would emit metreon particles. 387 00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:05,906 -Other ships may come to investigate. -[alarm blaring] 388 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:08,126 PAKLED: Red alarm. Red alarm. 389 00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:10,215 ♪ 390 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,396 Damn it! Block their communications! 391 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,920 We have to take out that ship! 392 00:16:19,964 --> 00:16:21,879 What the-- The Pakleds again? 393 00:16:21,922 --> 00:16:23,402 And now they're threatening Klingons? 394 00:16:23,446 --> 00:16:24,751 Hail the Bird-of-Prey. 395 00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:26,231 No response, Captain. 396 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,406 Klingon ship, this is 397 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,060 the Federation Starship Cerritos. 398 00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:30,757 We've dealt with Pakleds before. 399 00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:32,759 Are you in need of aid? 400 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:36,633 Captain, both vessels are powering weapons. 401 00:16:36,676 --> 00:16:38,765 What?! Shields up! Red alert! 402 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,030 [grunts] 403 00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:44,641 -[shouts] -Dude, my Mai Tai. 404 00:16:44,684 --> 00:16:46,425 Hawaiianers, we're under attack! 405 00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:48,949 [panting] 406 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:58,133 [grunts] Target their weapons! 407 00:16:59,047 --> 00:17:01,223 -Shields holding at 80%. -[all shout] 408 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,315 Return fire! Full spread! 409 00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:10,275 Deck Six is taking heavy damage. 410 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:11,407 Sealing the area. 411 00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:13,757 Damn it! We have to get to the bridge! 412 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,846 I don't want to die in a Hawaiian shirt. 413 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,197 I'm not from Hawaii. 414 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,633 And if I don't make it through this, 415 00:17:20,677 --> 00:17:21,939 I don't want to die a liar. 416 00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:23,680 Sir, I'm from Modesto, California. 417 00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:25,334 I just wanted to find a bridge buddy. 418 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,639 I-I'm sorry. 419 00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:29,338 I'm not from Hawaii, either. 420 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,819 I never felt like I belonged, until I met the rest of you. 421 00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:34,386 Neither am I. None of us are. 422 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,040 We just wanted to be friends with you, sir. 423 00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:38,129 [stammers] You guys didn't have to pretend 424 00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:40,827 to be something you aren't. I like you for you. 425 00:17:40,871 --> 00:17:42,177 Really? Thanks, Commander. 426 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,875 -Also, I'm not from Hawaii. -Wait, what now? 427 00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,268 I made it up when I was an ensign 428 00:17:46,311 --> 00:17:48,531 and my commanding officer was from Honolulu. 429 00:17:48,574 --> 00:17:50,881 I'm actually from the Moon. 430 00:17:50,924 --> 00:17:52,578 Wait, bro, Earth's moon? 431 00:17:52,622 --> 00:17:54,580 That's where I'm from! Luna Bay! 432 00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:57,192 -Tyco City! -My sister went to Tyco City Prep! 433 00:17:57,235 --> 00:17:59,150 I'm from the Third Moon of Benzar! 434 00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:01,326 B-9-3? That's a great moon! 435 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:02,719 My cousin lives there! 436 00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:04,155 We're all moon buddies? 437 00:18:04,199 --> 00:18:06,157 You know, some people say Modesto is like the moon 438 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:08,855 of, uh, San Francisco, so I guess I'm from a moon, too. 439 00:18:08,899 --> 00:18:10,901 Modesto is not a moon. 440 00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:12,816 If you were from a moon, you'd know 441 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,470 how deeply insulting that is. 442 00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,385 What? You guys pretended to be from Hawaii! 443 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,343 -That's like the most culturally insensitive-- -[all shout] 444 00:18:18,387 --> 00:18:19,605 [grunting] 445 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,608 Let the Pakleds take the final shot. 446 00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:24,654 They're about to start a war. 447 00:18:24,697 --> 00:18:26,177 This feels wrong. There is no honor 448 00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:28,571 in letting others fight our battles. 449 00:18:28,614 --> 00:18:30,355 Do not talk to me of honor! 450 00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:32,575 I have been crushing baktags beneath my boot 451 00:18:32,618 --> 00:18:35,186 since before you were born! 452 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:38,711 Other Klingons have tried to sabotage peace before. 453 00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:41,192 -They failed. -I will not. 454 00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:44,413 They will write songs of me this day! 455 00:18:52,116 --> 00:18:55,511 PAKLED: Red alarm! Red alarm! Red alarm! 456 00:18:55,554 --> 00:18:57,600 I am hungry. 457 00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:59,297 You should eat. 458 00:18:59,341 --> 00:19:00,820 You are smart. 459 00:19:00,864 --> 00:19:02,344 Red alarm! 460 00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:04,259 Evasive maneuvers! 461 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,306 Shields at 17%! 462 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,526 Captain, we can't last much longer! 463 00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:18,751 Captain, we are being fired upon 464 00:19:18,795 --> 00:19:20,884 by Klingons and Pakleds. 465 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,278 Curious. Shields to maximum power. 466 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:35,551 The Pakleds appear to have Klingon weaponry. 467 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,903 Primary shields are failing. 468 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,861 Captain, the project I have been working on is 469 00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:43,602 a regenerative shield amplifier. 470 00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:45,125 I believe it may help. 471 00:19:45,169 --> 00:19:47,040 This has not been tested. 472 00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:48,259 If it damages the coupling, 473 00:19:48,303 --> 00:19:50,000 we would be left unprotected. 474 00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:51,871 It is logical to use it now, 475 00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:54,570 considering there are no alternatives. 476 00:19:59,009 --> 00:20:00,837 My instinct tells me 477 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,491 it will work. 478 00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:06,016 Implement the program. 479 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,803 Yes, yes! 480 00:20:10,847 --> 00:20:12,718 The destruction of two enemy ships 481 00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:15,025 will bring me much glory. 482 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:16,505 These are not our enemies. 483 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,811 Does the high council know of your actions? 484 00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:20,683 The high council lacks foresight. 485 00:20:20,726 --> 00:20:23,729 They will change their minds when the battle begins. 486 00:20:23,773 --> 00:20:26,166 Shields are... increasing. 487 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,168 This is highly improbable, Captain. 488 00:20:28,212 --> 00:20:29,822 They are now at 120%. 489 00:20:29,866 --> 00:20:32,390 Disable the Pakled ship. 490 00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:39,876 Target the Federation ship! 491 00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:41,356 Belay that order. 492 00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:43,793 -What? -This is not our fight. 493 00:20:43,836 --> 00:20:45,969 This lunacy must end. 494 00:20:48,188 --> 00:20:51,017 Ha! You dare challenge me? 495 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:53,585 Stop the attack. 496 00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,500 -Finish them! -No! 497 00:20:55,544 --> 00:20:58,286 [both grunting] 498 00:21:07,382 --> 00:21:09,949 -[choking] -[laughing] 499 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,432 -Stupid targ! -[targ squeals] 500 00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:16,565 [both grunting] 501 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,524 Ah! 502 00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:21,309 [laughs] 503 00:21:24,877 --> 00:21:26,531 [laughs breathlessly] 504 00:21:32,929 --> 00:21:35,584 KLINGON: What are your orders, Captain? 505 00:21:39,022 --> 00:21:41,372 Set a course for the homeworld. 506 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,680 The council can decide what to do with this biHnuch. 507 00:21:47,596 --> 00:21:50,207 Captain, the Klingon ship is retreating! 508 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,122 Well, then, let's give the Pakleds 509 00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:55,038 -a taste of their own mushfroot. -Yes, sir! 510 00:21:57,606 --> 00:21:59,651 [Pakleds screaming] 511 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:18,801 [unintelligible victory cry] 512 00:22:18,844 --> 00:22:20,890 Hail the Vulcans. 513 00:22:20,933 --> 00:22:22,935 Thanks for the hand, Captain. 514 00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:25,285 For a minute there, we were in a little over our... 515 00:22:25,329 --> 00:22:26,722 Do you require assistance? 516 00:22:26,765 --> 00:22:29,420 I think we're okay over here, we were just... 517 00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:30,943 Excellent, then with the threat neutralized, 518 00:22:30,987 --> 00:22:32,728 no further communication is necessary. 519 00:22:33,511 --> 00:22:36,122 Well, isn't he a ton of fun? Assess the damage. 520 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,776 Let's begin repairs. 521 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,387 Klingons helping Pakleds? 522 00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:42,302 Well, I guess now we know how they got all those weapons. 523 00:22:42,346 --> 00:22:44,348 Strange how they broke off and retreated, though. 524 00:22:44,392 --> 00:22:46,742 Klingons typically want to die in battle. 525 00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:48,483 Honestly, I get it. 526 00:22:48,526 --> 00:22:50,876 It's almost like they decided 527 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,531 -it wasn't their fight. -Captain? 528 00:22:53,575 --> 00:22:55,359 We need to brief Starfleet Command. 529 00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:56,839 They're gonna have a lot to discuss 530 00:22:56,882 --> 00:22:58,493 with the Klingon high council. 531 00:23:05,238 --> 00:23:07,458 We are fortunate that your shield program worked. 532 00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:10,026 If you had not been "following your instinct," 533 00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:12,028 it is unlikely we would have 534 00:23:12,071 --> 00:23:14,334 -survived that encounter. -I concur. 535 00:23:14,378 --> 00:23:16,119 However, your inability to control 536 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,468 your emotions is a liability. 537 00:23:17,512 --> 00:23:19,470 I am removing you from duty. 538 00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:21,429 Captain, I believe you are making an error. 539 00:23:21,472 --> 00:23:24,214 Your perceived victory today will only serve as fuel 540 00:23:24,257 --> 00:23:25,781 for further impulsivity. 541 00:23:25,824 --> 00:23:27,826 There is no place for that on this starship. 542 00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,176 I will gather my personal items 543 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:32,222 and prepare to return to Vulcan. 544 00:23:32,265 --> 00:23:34,833 -You will not be returning to Vulcan. -Curious. 545 00:23:34,877 --> 00:23:37,140 I am recommending you for reassignment... 546 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,447 to a Starfleet vessel. Your hotheaded ways 547 00:23:39,490 --> 00:23:42,188 may make you better suited to serve with humans. 548 00:23:42,232 --> 00:23:44,234 Captain, I ask that you reconsider. 549 00:23:44,277 --> 00:23:46,497 I do not believe this punishment is warranted. 550 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:48,368 And that is exactly the type of outburst 551 00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:50,109 which led to my decision. 552 00:23:50,153 --> 00:23:52,198 It is final. 553 00:23:53,243 --> 00:23:55,027 Live long and prosper. 554 00:23:55,071 --> 00:23:56,725 Sir. 555 00:23:59,336 --> 00:24:01,120 BOIMLER: They're all from moons! 556 00:24:01,164 --> 00:24:03,862 Look at them, probably talking about tides and werewolves. 557 00:24:03,906 --> 00:24:05,516 I was so close! [groans] 558 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,518 I know you really wanted to have a bridge buddy, 559 00:24:07,562 --> 00:24:10,129 But guess what? You don't need them-- you've got us. 560 00:24:10,173 --> 00:24:11,566 Next time we have a long-haul warp, 561 00:24:11,609 --> 00:24:13,263 I vote we all do something together, cool? 562 00:24:13,306 --> 00:24:14,525 -You know it! -Cool! 563 00:24:14,569 --> 00:24:16,135 You're right. Thanks, guys. 564 00:24:16,179 --> 00:24:18,224 I appreciate it. 565 00:24:19,269 --> 00:24:21,271 E-Excuse me? 566 00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:22,968 Ensign Boimler, sir? 567 00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:25,667 -Huh? Yeah, uh, yeah, that's me. -Well, I've been having trouble 568 00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:27,190 keeping up with my duty schedule. 569 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,583 Commander Ransom said that you're 570 00:24:28,626 --> 00:24:30,498 the most organized person on the ship. 571 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,456 -He did? -Yeah, he says you're great, 572 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,676 and I should pick your brain, if that's okay. 573 00:24:34,719 --> 00:24:36,068 BOIMLER: I mean, yes! Of course! 574 00:24:36,112 --> 00:24:37,722 Yeah, glad to help. Sure. 575 00:24:37,766 --> 00:24:39,115 Oh, thank you, sir! 576 00:24:39,158 --> 00:24:40,899 -I really admire your work! -Let's talk duties. 577 00:24:40,943 --> 00:24:43,293 Every ship in the fleet depends on officers like us 578 00:24:43,336 --> 00:24:44,729 to keep them running. 579 00:24:44,773 --> 00:24:47,253 The bridge crew is maybe the ones you hear about. 580 00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:49,081 But trust me, the real action 581 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,388 begins on the lower decks. 582 00:25:02,747 --> 00:25:07,186 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 583 00:26:01,501 --> 00:26:03,286 [man imitates weapons firing] 584 00:26:05,027 --> 00:26:07,246 Chirp.