1 00:00:02,575 --> 00:00:04,577 ♪ 2 00:00:05,752 --> 00:00:07,754 RANSOM: Welcome back to theCerritos, Mr. Boimler. 3 00:00:07,798 --> 00:00:10,757 When you were gone, we tightened security protocols. 4 00:00:10,801 --> 00:00:12,977 If you run into any problems, just flag it for Billups. 5 00:00:13,021 --> 00:00:15,414 Thank you, sir. It's good to be back. 6 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:18,200 Computer, pupusa, hot. 7 00:00:18,243 --> 00:00:19,853 COMPUTER: User not recognized. 8 00:00:19,897 --> 00:00:21,899 [laughing]: It's Ensign Boimler. Come on. 9 00:00:21,942 --> 00:00:23,640 User not recognized. 10 00:00:23,683 --> 00:00:24,902 Can you, like, hurry it up? 11 00:00:24,945 --> 00:00:26,817 Computer, any food, hot, please. 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,427 User not recognized. 13 00:00:28,471 --> 00:00:29,776 [laughs] 14 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,865 -Hmm. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 15 00:00:31,909 --> 00:00:33,867 What's the rush? We don't have to report 'till 0800. 16 00:00:33,911 --> 00:00:35,521 There's a bunch I need to do before my shift starts-- 17 00:00:35,565 --> 00:00:36,870 recalibrate the omnidirectional restraints, 18 00:00:36,914 --> 00:00:38,481 prep the hyposprays... 19 00:00:38,524 --> 00:00:40,091 Wait. Is this about Ensign Escher? 20 00:00:40,135 --> 00:00:43,225 Yes! I can't believe she got promoted over me. I do way more. 21 00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:44,704 Escher got lucky. 22 00:00:44,748 --> 00:00:46,793 I mean, curing the Captain's Terellian Death Syndrome? 23 00:00:46,837 --> 00:00:48,882 She was in the right place with the right hypospray. 24 00:00:48,926 --> 00:00:50,797 Meh. I can't rely on people getting syndromes. 25 00:00:50,841 --> 00:00:53,757 I have to show Dr. T'Ana I've got what it takes. 26 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,933 What up? We doing sci-fi stuff today? 27 00:00:55,976 --> 00:00:57,804 Uh, got to go kick medical butt. 28 00:00:57,848 --> 00:01:01,547 Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi. 29 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,769 [Rutherford gasps] 30 00:01:05,812 --> 00:01:08,728 [whimpers] Mariner, are you seeing this? 31 00:01:08,772 --> 00:01:10,861 -Yeah, who messes with ketchup? -[gasps] 32 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,993 -Shaxs is alive? -Yeah, guess so. 33 00:01:13,037 --> 00:01:14,647 Bridge officers are always coming back from the dead. 34 00:01:14,691 --> 00:01:16,432 -You gonna finish that muffin? -But how? 35 00:01:16,475 --> 00:01:18,260 He died in an explosion saving my life. 36 00:01:18,303 --> 00:01:19,652 I don't know, but whatever happened 37 00:01:19,696 --> 00:01:20,958 killed his taste buds for good. 38 00:01:21,001 --> 00:01:22,568 I mean, I don't have all my memories, 39 00:01:22,612 --> 00:01:24,309 but I know for sure he saved me. 40 00:01:24,353 --> 00:01:25,963 They're gonna tell me how he came back, right? 41 00:01:26,006 --> 00:01:28,052 Nope. Best to not think about it. 42 00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:29,619 -COMPUTER: User not recognized. -Please, just anything! 43 00:01:29,662 --> 00:01:31,708 I'm so hungry. Ah! 44 00:01:33,492 --> 00:01:36,539 [groans] 45 00:01:36,582 --> 00:01:38,584 ♪ 46 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,908 ♪ 47 00:02:32,421 --> 00:02:34,423 ♪ 48 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:47,087 [humming] 49 00:02:47,131 --> 00:02:48,567 Ah. 50 00:02:48,611 --> 00:02:49,916 Ensign, get in here! 51 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:52,528 I scrubbed half the arches, 52 00:02:52,571 --> 00:02:53,964 and I won't stop until all the bile is... 53 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,487 Shut up. Listen. 54 00:02:55,531 --> 00:02:57,707 I need you to pick up a... family heirloom 55 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,709 from a-a storage unit on Qualor II. 56 00:02:59,752 --> 00:03:02,538 -Wow! Dr. T'Ana, I'm honored! -Ah, don't be. 57 00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:03,887 I just need the lowest-ranking officer 58 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:05,628 who will ask the fewest questions. 59 00:03:05,671 --> 00:03:08,108 This is a personal mission. Do it fast. Keep it private. 60 00:03:08,152 --> 00:03:10,546 You got it! And may I just say I am so honored to... 61 00:03:10,589 --> 00:03:13,679 Oh, go, go! Now! Go! 62 00:03:13,723 --> 00:03:15,420 [yowling] 63 00:03:18,162 --> 00:03:19,946 Ow! Stupid doors. 64 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:21,731 Guess who I get to meet today. 65 00:03:21,774 --> 00:03:24,429 The Creator of Fair Haven, Captain Proton himself: 66 00:03:24,473 --> 00:03:27,650 Lieutenant Tom Paris! 67 00:03:27,693 --> 00:03:30,566 No way! That's awesome! Is he still a salamander? 68 00:03:30,609 --> 00:03:32,568 No, that's not... It was a celerity-induced 69 00:03:32,611 --> 00:03:34,787 accelerated somatic mutation rate, and he's fine now. 70 00:03:34,831 --> 00:03:36,920 He was the first human to break the transwarp barrier, 71 00:03:36,963 --> 00:03:38,617 and today, he's on the Cerritos! 72 00:03:38,661 --> 00:03:40,750 You have a Voyagerplate? 73 00:03:40,793 --> 00:03:42,795 I collect all sorts of plates, and I love Voy. 74 00:03:42,839 --> 00:03:45,102 See, I have signatures from all the other bridge crew-- 75 00:03:45,145 --> 00:03:48,105 from Janeway all the way down to Kim! Everyone from Voy. 76 00:03:48,148 --> 00:03:49,585 Why do you keep saying "Voy"? 77 00:03:49,628 --> 00:03:50,934 That's what I call Voyager to save time. 78 00:03:50,977 --> 00:03:52,414 -It doesn't. -Paris is on a handshake tour, 79 00:03:52,457 --> 00:03:53,763 telling Voystories for morale. 80 00:03:53,806 --> 00:03:56,200 I heard Shaxs talking about it. 81 00:03:56,244 --> 00:03:58,463 It doesn't bug you that he's back from the dead? 82 00:03:58,507 --> 00:03:59,769 Eh, bridge crew always come back. 83 00:03:59,812 --> 00:04:01,118 Fine, but how? 84 00:04:01,161 --> 00:04:02,598 -I don't know. -We're Lower Decks. 85 00:04:02,641 --> 00:04:03,990 We don't get to know everything bridge crew does. 86 00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:06,079 He saved my life. You know what? I'm gonna ask him. 87 00:04:06,123 --> 00:04:07,951 They-they don't like when people ask how they came back, man. 88 00:04:07,994 --> 00:04:09,953 It's probably just a transporter pattern buffer thing. 89 00:04:09,996 --> 00:04:12,564 Yeah, or a restored katra, or a mirror universe switcheroo, 90 00:04:12,608 --> 00:04:14,131 or the Borg rebuilt him. 91 00:04:14,174 --> 00:04:16,002 Or he could be a future son from an alternate timeline, 92 00:04:16,046 --> 00:04:18,701 or maybe he got Genesis Deviced, or time ribboned. 93 00:04:18,744 --> 00:04:21,486 -Or he was trapped in the Nexus. -Nexus, time ribbon, same thing. 94 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:24,054 Point is, this stuff always happens, even on Voy. 95 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,056 Wow. That does actually save a ton of time. 96 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,536 I'm an engineer. 97 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:28,928 Solving impossible problems is what I do. 98 00:04:28,972 --> 00:04:31,453 [groans] I can't let it go. 99 00:04:31,496 --> 00:04:34,151 And I can't let Tom Paris go, not until he signs my plate. 100 00:04:35,195 --> 00:04:36,632 [groans] Damn it. 101 00:04:36,675 --> 00:04:38,068 This has been happening all day. 102 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,635 Yeah, they beefed up security around here 103 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:41,201 while you were gone 'cause of the Pakled attacks. 104 00:04:41,245 --> 00:04:42,638 -[groans] -Get Billups to put you back in the system. 105 00:04:42,681 --> 00:04:45,162 I amin the system. It should be working. 106 00:04:45,205 --> 00:04:47,164 -[grunts] -[gasps] 107 00:04:47,207 --> 00:04:48,861 Ha! 108 00:04:48,905 --> 00:04:51,864 Mariner, hey! Dr. T'Ana just gave me a super cool mission, 109 00:04:51,908 --> 00:04:53,692 and I can take someone along. You want to come with? 110 00:04:53,736 --> 00:04:55,477 Wait. Me? Not Rutherford? 111 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,000 Yeah, 'cause you know what I realized? 112 00:04:57,043 --> 00:04:59,481 You and me have never done a mission together. 113 00:04:59,524 --> 00:05:00,917 What? No, we must have. 114 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,006 -Nuh-uh, not just the two of us. -Well, shoot, girl. 115 00:05:03,049 --> 00:05:05,008 Then it's about time. Let's dothis! 116 00:05:05,051 --> 00:05:07,619 Mariner and Tendi on a... [singsongy]: girls' trip! 117 00:05:07,663 --> 00:05:09,795 Girls' trip! 118 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,494 [humming] 119 00:05:12,537 --> 00:05:14,626 Oh. [groans] 120 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:17,020 -Computer, manual override. -COMPUTER: Request denied. 121 00:05:17,063 --> 00:05:19,979 -Unauthorized personnel. -[groans] Let me through! 122 00:05:20,023 --> 00:05:21,894 -[groaning] -What up, Boimler? Need help with that door, buddy? 123 00:05:21,938 --> 00:05:23,113 No, I'm fine. 124 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,984 Hey, maybe you aren't back in the system. 125 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:27,117 I could carry you across the threshold like a bride. 126 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,553 Yeah, okay, Jet, get out of here. 127 00:05:28,597 --> 00:05:29,902 I don't need you or anyone else 128 00:05:29,946 --> 00:05:31,687 to babysit me through my own ship. I'm fine. 129 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:32,992 All right, all right, all right. 130 00:05:33,036 --> 00:05:34,559 [groans] Aw. 131 00:05:34,603 --> 00:05:36,779 Mm, mm, mm. 132 00:05:40,913 --> 00:05:42,872 I'll show you unauthorized. 133 00:05:42,915 --> 00:05:47,267 Just... 200... more... rungs. 134 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:52,229 MARINER: So weird we haven't teamed up before now. 135 00:05:52,272 --> 00:05:54,013 Sort of like a glaring omission. 136 00:05:54,057 --> 00:05:55,537 You always get paired with Boimler, 137 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,886 and I'm always with Rutherford. 138 00:05:56,929 --> 00:05:58,061 We should switch it up more often. 139 00:05:58,104 --> 00:06:00,280 Totally. Qualor is awesome, by the way. 140 00:06:00,324 --> 00:06:02,195 You can get any drink in the form of a slushie. 141 00:06:02,239 --> 00:06:04,633 We got to get, like, five slushies. 142 00:06:04,676 --> 00:06:06,548 Dr. T'Ana seemed like she wanted me to rush. 143 00:06:06,591 --> 00:06:08,245 Who rushes a family heirloom? It'll be fine. 144 00:06:08,288 --> 00:06:11,770 -It's like, old, right? -Yeah, I-I guess you're right. 145 00:06:13,598 --> 00:06:14,947 TENDI: Yeah! [laughs] 146 00:06:14,991 --> 00:06:17,689 -[Mariner laughing] -TENDI: Whoa! Yeah! 147 00:06:17,733 --> 00:06:19,212 [hardcore Klingon music playing] 148 00:06:19,256 --> 00:06:21,824 No one's accessed this bin for years. 149 00:06:21,867 --> 00:06:23,129 You got authorization? 150 00:06:23,173 --> 00:06:24,783 Yup, right there. 151 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:27,351 Is this Gik'Tal? I love that song, 152 00:06:27,395 --> 00:06:29,571 where they sing over the wails of the dishonored. 153 00:06:29,614 --> 00:06:31,007 "Gre'thor Paradise." 154 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,749 Yeah, I saw them perform that live on Akstin. 155 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:35,098 They had an actual chorus 156 00:06:35,141 --> 00:06:38,057 of disgraced Klingons lamenting on stage. 157 00:06:38,101 --> 00:06:40,843 -Oh, my gosh, that sounds awesome! -It was. 158 00:06:40,886 --> 00:06:43,280 I'll go poke around back there and see what I can find. 159 00:06:43,323 --> 00:06:44,934 Shouldn't be long. 160 00:06:44,977 --> 00:06:47,806 Whoa. What? Stop. You're into Klingon acid punk? 161 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,591 Are you kidding? Why even listen to Klingon 162 00:06:49,634 --> 00:06:51,114 if it isn't punky or acidic? 163 00:06:51,157 --> 00:06:53,725 No way. I've never heard you say anything about that. 164 00:06:53,769 --> 00:06:55,118 Well, that's weird, because I talk 165 00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:56,772 to Rutherford about it constantly. 166 00:06:56,815 --> 00:06:58,208 It's neat that after spending all this time together, 167 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,036 you can still learn something about a friend. 168 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:02,299 Yeah, I-I guess we just... 169 00:07:02,342 --> 00:07:04,997 All right. [grunts] Here you go. 170 00:07:05,041 --> 00:07:06,216 -Whoa. -Whoa. 171 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,131 [both grunting] 172 00:07:08,174 --> 00:07:10,307 Uh, when you said heirloom, I thought it was going to be, 173 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:12,657 like, a Caitian vase or something. What is this exactly? 174 00:07:12,701 --> 00:07:14,398 I didn't ask. Dr. T. is very private. 175 00:07:14,442 --> 00:07:16,661 Oh, let's open it up and take a look. 176 00:07:16,705 --> 00:07:18,010 We really shouldn't. 177 00:07:18,054 --> 00:07:19,664 Come on! [singsongy]: Girls' trip! 178 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:21,318 Come on. One little peek won't hurt. 179 00:07:21,361 --> 00:07:23,929 It'll be our secret. We won't even tell Boimler or Rutherford. 180 00:07:23,973 --> 00:07:27,106 -Mm, maybe just a quick girls' peek. -Girls' peek! 181 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:28,978 Huh. 182 00:07:29,021 --> 00:07:30,762 It's just, like, a wooden statue thingy? 183 00:07:30,806 --> 00:07:32,372 I wonder why she's so wound up about this. 184 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:33,809 [laughing]: Oh, no. 185 00:07:33,852 --> 00:07:36,681 -What? -It's not a statue. 186 00:07:36,725 --> 00:07:38,770 It's a Caitian Libido Post. 187 00:07:38,814 --> 00:07:41,164 Libido? Wait. Oh, is that a sex thing? 188 00:07:41,207 --> 00:07:43,383 A Caitian has to be... intimate once a year, 189 00:07:43,427 --> 00:07:44,907 or their hormones make them crazy. 190 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:46,386 It's like a Vulcan on Pon Farr. 191 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:48,214 Caitians have a bunch of hormonal events like that. 192 00:07:48,258 --> 00:07:49,781 [laughs] Ew. 193 00:07:49,825 --> 00:07:51,261 Oh, look at these claw marks. 194 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,438 They're like, from her horny great-grandma! Ew! Like... 195 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:56,440 Hi, Tendi. Hi, Tendi. My name is Jeremy. 196 00:07:56,484 --> 00:07:59,008 I'm an important cultural sex toy from the past. 197 00:07:59,051 --> 00:08:01,184 -[laughs] -Please deliver me to Dr. T'Ana so I... 198 00:08:01,227 --> 00:08:02,838 Aah! I can't believe you're touching it. 199 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:04,796 Oh, my God, I'm touching it with my bare hands. 200 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,928 Put it back! put it back! Put it back! 201 00:08:05,971 --> 00:08:07,059 Oh, just-just angle it towards the... 202 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:08,974 -[screams] -Grab it! 203 00:08:09,018 --> 00:08:10,802 [screams] 204 00:08:16,416 --> 00:08:17,853 -[Mariner whimpers] -TENDI: No, no, no, no, no! 205 00:08:17,896 --> 00:08:19,898 -This can't be happening! -Well, maybe she won't 206 00:08:19,942 --> 00:08:21,291 -notice. -It's the face! 207 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,380 Dr. T'Ana's going to know I violated her trust. 208 00:08:23,423 --> 00:08:25,034 I'm gonna get fired! Oh. 209 00:08:25,077 --> 00:08:27,732 Hey, no. Stop that. No. No one's getting fired over Jeremy, okay? 210 00:08:27,776 --> 00:08:29,212 I've fixed stuff like this before. 211 00:08:29,255 --> 00:08:30,692 You-you have? 212 00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:33,042 Yeah. No, I accidentally ran over Worf's mek'leth 213 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:34,696 back on Deep Space 9, and I had it fixed 214 00:08:34,739 --> 00:08:36,132 before he even knew it was gone. 215 00:08:36,175 --> 00:08:38,351 What-what were you doing on Deep Space 9? 216 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:40,876 I served there back before I was on the Quito.You know that. 217 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,139 No, I thought that the Cerritos was your first ship. 218 00:08:43,182 --> 00:08:44,706 Seriously? Dude, it's, like, my fifth. 219 00:08:44,749 --> 00:08:46,098 I talk about my other ships all the time. 220 00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:47,970 Well, this is the first I'm hearing about it. 221 00:08:48,013 --> 00:08:50,320 It's sort of a big part of who I am. 222 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,800 Uh, whatever. 223 00:08:51,843 --> 00:08:53,845 I know a fixer on Bonestell who can repair anything. 224 00:08:53,889 --> 00:08:56,239 It's a quick warp, then we'll head back to the Cerritos 225 00:08:56,282 --> 00:08:58,241 with a nonruined post for T'Ana. 226 00:08:58,284 --> 00:08:59,503 Uh, okay. 227 00:08:59,547 --> 00:09:01,244 Well, as long as we're back on time. 228 00:09:01,287 --> 00:09:02,724 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we should be. 229 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:04,856 Yeah, uh, let's just get moving. [chuckles] 230 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:07,250 -Girls' trip. -TENDI: Girls' trip. 231 00:09:11,515 --> 00:09:13,038 [gasps] 232 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:15,084 -Rutherford. -Sir. 233 00:09:15,127 --> 00:09:17,042 We've got this Tom Paris thing later, 234 00:09:17,086 --> 00:09:19,044 but maybe after that, racquetball? 235 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:20,176 You sure you're up for that? 236 00:09:20,219 --> 00:09:21,786 You know, with what you went through? 237 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:24,876 Eh, that place did take a lot out of me. 238 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,444 -But not my killer serve. [laughs] -[Billups laughs] 239 00:09:27,487 --> 00:09:29,315 Ah, Shaxs, you always get me. 240 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:31,274 Help you, Ensign? 241 00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:32,754 Oh. [chuckles] I just... 242 00:09:32,797 --> 00:09:35,060 The truth is I was just wondering how... 243 00:09:35,104 --> 00:09:36,932 CODY: Whoa, Shaxs is back? 244 00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:39,761 Didn't you die? How the heck did you come back to life? 245 00:09:39,804 --> 00:09:41,850 -[all gasp] -SHAXS: Oh. 246 00:09:41,893 --> 00:09:44,504 Lieutenant Junior Grade Cody, that is out of line! 247 00:09:44,548 --> 00:09:47,377 Report to your supervisor for immediate reassignment. 248 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,987 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to... 249 00:09:49,031 --> 00:09:51,163 [crying]: Just go. 250 00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:53,513 But he wasdead. I... 251 00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:55,515 [breathes deeply] 252 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:57,953 What was it you wanted to ask? 253 00:09:57,996 --> 00:09:59,955 [chuckles]: Oh, uh, uh... 254 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,479 Uh, how do you hit a racquetball? 255 00:10:02,522 --> 00:10:04,176 With a racket. 256 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:06,788 Oh! Right. Cool. 257 00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:08,528 So, you, uh, still having flashbacks? 258 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:11,140 Having one right now. 259 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,406 ADDIX: Yeah, I can fix it. The trick is 260 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,277 making it look like it was never damaged. 261 00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:19,539 And how much will that put us back? 262 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,411 For my old friend Beckett Mariner? 263 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,369 Double. 50 strips. 264 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:25,981 What-- 50? Where are we supposed to find that much latinum? 265 00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:27,809 You've got a deal. 266 00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:29,506 What are you doing? We can't afford that. 267 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,203 Yes, we can. We just need to find 268 00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:32,552 the biggest, dumbest guys in here. 269 00:10:32,596 --> 00:10:34,032 -[laughs] -[indistinct chatter] 270 00:10:37,209 --> 00:10:39,908 Come on, come on. 271 00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:43,041 [growls] Cheater! 272 00:10:43,085 --> 00:10:45,348 You claimed you were only a beginner. 273 00:10:45,391 --> 00:10:47,916 Yeah, I'm beginning to school your ugly ass. 274 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:49,874 -How dare you! -Hey! No fighting. 275 00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:51,833 I just got that table rejotted. 276 00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:54,444 You want to finish this game, you do it with proxies. 277 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,142 Works for me. My partner's even better than I am. 278 00:10:57,186 --> 00:11:00,450 [scoffs] An Orion? She will use her pheromones to cheat us. 279 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,365 [gasps] No, she won't. 280 00:11:02,408 --> 00:11:04,976 Oh, that is such a messed up thing to say. 281 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,283 But, like, could you, you know, just, like, juice it a bit? 282 00:11:07,326 --> 00:11:08,850 -Just a little? -[gasps] Mariner! 283 00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:10,416 Of course not. I'm not even that kind of Orion. 284 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,288 I can't believe you'd even say that. 285 00:11:12,331 --> 00:11:14,203 Uh, just checking. No, no. No, you got this. 286 00:11:14,246 --> 00:11:15,334 -Take a shot. -[Tendi sighs] 287 00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:17,859 Uh... 288 00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:19,034 Uh... Come on. 289 00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:21,471 -[growls] -[Mariner grunts] 290 00:11:22,994 --> 00:11:25,083 -[gasps] -I won? -[crowd cheering] 291 00:11:25,127 --> 00:11:26,476 I won! 292 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,217 -Yeah! -[chanting]: Dom-jot! Dom-jot! 293 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:29,871 All right, pay up. 294 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,874 Cheaters don't deserve Nausicaan latinum. 295 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:34,571 [grunts] 296 00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:36,486 No! 297 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,010 -Hey! What'd I say about... Whoa! -[grunts] 298 00:11:39,054 --> 00:11:40,446 Oh, crap! Okay, guys, listen. 299 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,926 I know we may not look like a lot, 300 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,101 but when it comes to a fight, 301 00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:44,581 us Starfleet officers are trained to... 302 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:45,887 -Latinum! -[Nausicaans growl] 303 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,453 Tendi, run! 304 00:11:47,497 --> 00:11:49,499 [Boimler grunting, straining] 305 00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:53,895 [panting] 306 00:11:53,938 --> 00:11:55,635 If I follow this path, I'll be on the catwalk 307 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,942 above the grav stabilizer's static diffusers. 308 00:11:57,986 --> 00:12:00,423 [exhales] Almost to the bridge. Don't worry, plate. 309 00:12:00,466 --> 00:12:02,425 There's no plausible reason why anyone should be purging 310 00:12:02,468 --> 00:12:03,992 the static right now. 311 00:12:07,169 --> 00:12:09,954 It's a pleasure to have you on my bridge, Lieutenant Paris. 312 00:12:09,998 --> 00:12:11,913 Pleasure's all mine, Captain Freeman. 313 00:12:11,956 --> 00:12:13,610 Mind if I give her a whirl? I hear 314 00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:16,308 -these Cali-class engines can purr. -Of course. 315 00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:18,354 Just don't send us to the Delta Quadrant. 316 00:12:18,397 --> 00:12:20,008 [all laugh] 317 00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,966 All right. 318 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,447 Oh, no. Oh, no. 319 00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:25,970 [shrieks] 320 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:29,452 Computer, emergency shutdown! 321 00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:31,019 COMPUTER: Authorization not recognized. 322 00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:34,587 You don't need authorization in an emergency! 323 00:12:35,632 --> 00:12:38,330 [exhales] Ah, my plate. Okay. 324 00:12:38,374 --> 00:12:40,985 She's okay. [kisses] Aah! Hot plate. Ow, my lips. 325 00:12:41,029 --> 00:12:42,508 Okay, I'm fine. The plate is fine. 326 00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:44,293 Got to keep moving. 327 00:12:46,338 --> 00:12:47,949 [yowls] Where the hell are you, Ensign? 328 00:12:47,992 --> 00:12:50,125 My fur feels like it's covered in poison. 329 00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:52,518 We're on our way back. The package is completely intact 330 00:12:52,562 --> 00:12:54,085 -and... -Hurry! 331 00:12:54,129 --> 00:12:56,131 [groans] This was supposed to be my chance 332 00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:59,090 to show Dr. T'Ana that I'm ready for more, but I failed her! 333 00:12:59,134 --> 00:13:00,526 Uh, look, don't be so hard on yourself. 334 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,137 -It was just a mistake. -I don't get 335 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,747 to make mistakes like you do. 336 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,444 It was hard getting into the Academy. 337 00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:07,272 There's still a lot of stigma around Orions. 338 00:13:07,316 --> 00:13:10,362 A lot of humans think we're all thieves and pirates. 339 00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:11,711 Wait. 340 00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:13,191 My cousin works in a thieves' den 341 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:14,671 in a pirate outpost in this sector. 342 00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:16,325 -He might be able to help us out. -Uh, okay. 343 00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:18,327 As long as you aren't bothered by the optics, 344 00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:19,981 -I mean, it works for me. -[sighs] 345 00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:21,634 Well, these are bad Orions. 346 00:13:21,678 --> 00:13:24,028 They'd kill you on the spot just for being human. 347 00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:27,727 -Well, I'm not into that. -But don't worry, I have a plan. 348 00:13:27,771 --> 00:13:32,254 [gasps] All right, undercover op. 349 00:13:32,297 --> 00:13:34,517 [grunting] 350 00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:40,262 [Rutherford grunts] 351 00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:42,525 Just got to focus on work. 352 00:13:42,568 --> 00:13:44,048 [exhales] Come on. Focus. 353 00:13:44,092 --> 00:13:46,659 Rutherford. I fought my way out of the multiverse. 354 00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:49,749 That is a lie. The Borg put my body into the Collective. 355 00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:52,187 You... [stammers] 356 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:55,494 A microscopic civilization brought me back to life 357 00:13:55,538 --> 00:13:58,541 to harness the powers of my body with a tiny Dyson sphere. 358 00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:01,152 -Uh... -It was no transporter accident. 359 00:14:01,196 --> 00:14:03,241 -Resistance is futile. -Mirror, mirror, mirror. 360 00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:05,722 What was the deal with T'Pol's hair for that one year? 361 00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:07,550 -In the Nexus, it's always Christmas. -[screams] 362 00:14:07,593 --> 00:14:08,768 I got to know! 363 00:14:08,812 --> 00:14:10,727 [panting] 364 00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:21,564 Honestly, this feels wrong. 365 00:14:21,607 --> 00:14:23,566 I mean, just please don't take any pictures of me. 366 00:14:23,609 --> 00:14:25,698 Okay, remember, the effect won't last long, 367 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,570 so we need to find D'Onni quick. 368 00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:30,747 Well, what if I don't sound like an Orion, though? 369 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:32,618 Just talk like a pirate. 370 00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:36,709 [imitating pirate]: Arr, how ye be doing today, me fellow Orion? 371 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:39,234 Uh, why are you talking like that? 372 00:14:39,277 --> 00:14:40,670 -Allergies. -[normal voice]: Yeah, I'm allergic 373 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,498 to, um, uh, pheromones. 374 00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:43,629 -Oh, I hear you. -[metal clanging] 375 00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,196 They're really bad this time of year. 376 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,546 That's D'Onni up there. 377 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:51,289 -He does art forgeries. -Uh, and he's hot? 378 00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:54,466 Tendi, you got to warn me if we're gonna be meeting up 379 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:55,772 with a sexy bad boy. 380 00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:57,295 That's my type. Well, one of my types. 381 00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:58,775 You have a thing for bad boys? 382 00:14:58,818 --> 00:15:00,733 Oh, I'm always dating bad boys, 383 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,692 bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes, 384 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,086 ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars. 385 00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:07,610 Huh. I don't know if I've ever seen you date anyone. 386 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,220 You usually seem to be with Boimler. 387 00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:11,266 [laughs]: What? Ew, no! What? 388 00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:13,572 -Ew, that is so messed up. -What? I don't know. You guys 389 00:15:13,616 --> 00:15:15,270 practically sleep in the same bunk. 390 00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:16,793 Ew, we do not! Ew! 391 00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:18,621 He's like a pet. Yuck. 392 00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:20,101 What, are you and Rutherford dating? 393 00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:21,580 -TENDI: Not really. -Cousin? 394 00:15:21,624 --> 00:15:24,148 [gasps] Biceps. 395 00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:26,542 You shouldn't be here. If the Syndicate catches me 396 00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:28,283 -talking to... [grunts] -You'll do what I tell you to do, 397 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,154 you dumb-face jerk! 398 00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:33,331 -Holy crap, who are you right now? -It's an Orion thing. 399 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,116 It actually makes me really uncomfortable. 400 00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:37,857 D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh, loot I need you to repair. 401 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:39,816 It has to look like it was never broken in order 402 00:15:39,859 --> 00:15:41,731 to rip someone off. 403 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,603 Anything for you, Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 404 00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:46,562 Mistress of the Winter Constella...? 405 00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:48,651 What? Okay, you got to do this on the Cerritos. 406 00:15:48,694 --> 00:15:51,306 Don't tell anyone. That's a name I left behind long ago. 407 00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:52,655 I'll try, but it's... 408 00:15:52,698 --> 00:15:55,832 -Oh, crap. -D'Vana, what is this? 409 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,617 -Is she an imposter? -Shut up and do your job! 410 00:15:58,661 --> 00:16:01,490 "D'Vana"? Is that some other weird title you've got? 411 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,231 It's my name. 412 00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:04,754 -Oh. -TENDI: What, 413 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,235 you don't even know my first name? 414 00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:08,323 I thought it was Tendi, 415 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,151 like, with no last name. Like Odo. 416 00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:12,892 We have been working together for over a year, Beckett. 417 00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:15,330 -Well, now you're just showing off. -You don't know me at all. 418 00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:17,941 -Well, youdon't know me. -Hey! You don't have allergies! 419 00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:19,377 Uh... 420 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,510 She's wearing false green! Grab her! 421 00:16:21,553 --> 00:16:23,294 [crowd clamoring] 422 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:30,606 -[grunts] -[crowd shouts] 423 00:16:30,649 --> 00:16:31,868 [Mariner and Tendi grunt] 424 00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:33,826 -Get her! -[crowd clamoring] 425 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,699 -[Mariner and Tendi panting] -False green! False green! 426 00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:37,743 Run! 427 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,661 [panting] 428 00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:44,185 Why don't you just do 429 00:16:44,228 --> 00:16:45,490 your "bossing everyone around" voice again? 430 00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,318 Yeah, it doesn't work on angry mobs. 431 00:16:47,362 --> 00:16:50,191 Which you would know if you knew anything about me orOrions. 432 00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:51,757 You're the one who wanted to do a girls' trip. 433 00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,368 Because I thought we were friends! 434 00:16:53,411 --> 00:16:54,412 Yeah, well, apparently, 435 00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:55,457 we're just people who work together. 436 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,675 Yeah, soon we'll just be people 437 00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:57,894 who get our asses kicked together. 438 00:16:57,937 --> 00:16:59,504 [male breathing heavily] 439 00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:01,767 [growls, grunts] 440 00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:03,378 [grunts] 441 00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:05,249 [panting] 442 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,991 TENDI: [groans] They're all over the lift. 443 00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:10,472 [squeaking] 444 00:17:11,908 --> 00:17:13,649 Hope you like climbing. 445 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,913 [grunting] 446 00:17:16,956 --> 00:17:19,742 Ha! Nobody knows the Cerritos like Bradward Boimler. 447 00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:22,571 [yelps] Fine. You want to play it that way, Cerritos? 448 00:17:22,614 --> 00:17:24,355 I know another way. Because I know you, 449 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:25,748 like you should know me. 450 00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,489 -[yelps] -COMPUTER: Access denied. 451 00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:29,360 Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening. 452 00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:30,753 First I get kicked off the Titan. 453 00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:32,581 Then the Cerritos doesn't even know me anymore? 454 00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:35,018 Where do I belong? [cries]: Aw. 455 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:39,327 Come on, Brad. This is your home. 456 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,632 You're right where you belong. 457 00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,678 Then why am I gonna die in a Jefferies tube? 458 00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:45,811 [chuckles]: You're not. You are Brad Boimler. 459 00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:47,813 And you've been in tougher spots than this. 460 00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:50,773 Now open up a panel and start figuring out a solution. 461 00:17:50,816 --> 00:17:52,253 [sniffling] You're right. 462 00:17:52,296 --> 00:17:53,602 Thanks, Tom Paris. 463 00:17:53,645 --> 00:17:55,952 [grunting, sniffles] 464 00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:58,520 -I am a little worried about the fumes in here though. -[coughs] 465 00:17:58,563 --> 00:18:00,391 -You know, since you're talking to a plate. -[grunts] 466 00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:02,915 I don't know. I kinda like 'em. [giggles] 467 00:18:05,483 --> 00:18:06,702 [grunting] 468 00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,573 [shouts] 469 00:18:09,487 --> 00:18:10,488 There! 470 00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:11,881 Don't let 'em get away! 471 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,926 [shouting] 472 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,754 [grunting] 473 00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:17,887 [gasping] 474 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,018 [grunts] 475 00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:20,977 Leave us alone! This isn't nice! 476 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,587 Yes. Wait, no! 477 00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:23,632 -Keep cutting! -[grunts] 478 00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:24,676 [gasps] 479 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,678 [grunting] 480 00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,506 [gasps] 481 00:18:29,855 --> 00:18:30,987 [grunting] 482 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:33,468 -[grunts loudly] -[shouts] 483 00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:34,817 [grunts] 484 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,601 -[straining] -[grunting] 485 00:18:36,645 --> 00:18:38,473 The post. It's too heavy. 486 00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:39,735 I can't pull you both up! 487 00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,390 [grunting, growling] 488 00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,913 Take it! Get out of here 489 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,044 -before it's too late! [grunts] -[gasps] 490 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:46,698 No way! I'm not leaving you! 491 00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,527 -[shouts] -Tendi, no! 492 00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,486 -Not the post! -[screams] 493 00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:53,531 [grunting, panting] 494 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:03,150 ♪ 495 00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:05,935 -Deck 15. -Wait! 496 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,719 [grunting] 497 00:19:07,763 --> 00:19:09,634 -[panting] -[whirring] 498 00:19:09,678 --> 00:19:11,593 Whoa. Baby Bear. What's the matter? 499 00:19:11,636 --> 00:19:12,637 I know I'm not supposed to ask you 500 00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:13,812 how you came back from the dead, 501 00:19:13,856 --> 00:19:15,553 but I know it was my fault that you died. 502 00:19:15,597 --> 00:19:16,859 And maybe if you tell me how you came back, 503 00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:18,339 I won't feel as guilty anymore! 504 00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:19,557 Turbolift, halt. 505 00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:20,558 [whirring stops] 506 00:19:20,602 --> 00:19:22,647 It wasn't your fault. 507 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,562 Saving you was my duty. 508 00:19:24,606 --> 00:19:27,478 There's a reason we don't tell anyone how we come back. 509 00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:29,959 I know. You can't tell me because I'm just an ensign. 510 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,743 It's nothing to do with rank, son. 511 00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:35,617 We're sparing you dark truths about scientific depravity 512 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,446 that would haunt you for the rest of your days. 513 00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:39,969 Once you know, 514 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,016 you can never go back to being the man you were before. 515 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,670 Works for me! Tell me, tell me! 516 00:19:45,714 --> 00:19:48,499 Okay. So, death is the first thing that happens. 517 00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,980 And then-- Oh, wait, you do know about the black mountain, right? 518 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,982 -Uh, the what now? -The black mountain 519 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,680 is a spiritual battleground your soul goes 520 00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:56,899 [muffled]: where you have to fight 521 00:19:56,942 --> 00:19:59,858 three faceless apparitions of your father. 522 00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:02,818 [fading]: ...the surviving father makes you eat your heart... 523 00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:05,081 [groans] Personal log. [sniffles] 524 00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:06,952 I'm trapped because of a computer glitch, 525 00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:09,738 or perhaps it is I who is the glitch. 526 00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:12,044 COMPUTER: Personal log cannot be recorded. 527 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:13,698 [shouts] I'm gonna die 528 00:20:13,742 --> 00:20:14,960 and it's all because of this stupid plate! 529 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,571 -[shouts] -Don't do it, Bradward! 530 00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:18,573 -Not the plate! -[cackling] 531 00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,662 Uh, huh? Oh, God. 532 00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:22,881 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! [shouts] 533 00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:25,406 [grunts, groans] 534 00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:28,104 I... do exist! 535 00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:30,019 -Tom Paris! -A Kazon! 536 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,151 Tom Paris, can I just say that I'm a really huge fan and I have 537 00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:33,849 -a plate for you... [screams] -[shouts] 538 00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:36,547 [trilling] 539 00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,680 [exhales] Thanks for saving my ass back there. 540 00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:40,595 You've saved mine plenty of times. 541 00:20:40,638 --> 00:20:42,118 I'm sorry you brought me instead of Rutherford. 542 00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:43,685 But, you know, don't feel bad 543 00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:44,947 that you don't know much about my life. 544 00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,557 I keep it vague on purpose. 545 00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:47,558 Well, why? 546 00:20:47,602 --> 00:20:49,430 Every time I open up, 547 00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:51,040 people get promoted and take off. 548 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,824 It's better to just keep it surface level 549 00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:53,825 and never have friends, 550 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:55,218 instead of always losing them. 551 00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:56,785 Well, don't apologize. 552 00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:58,743 I was hoping this trip would be a way for us to bond, 553 00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:00,789 but it's just been a big mess. 554 00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,660 And the reason you don't know much about me? 555 00:21:02,704 --> 00:21:05,228 That's my fault. I'm always so busy making everyone else happy 556 00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:06,751 that I never open up. 557 00:21:06,795 --> 00:21:08,666 Now you know more about me than Rutherford does. 558 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,798 And I'm glad I do. 559 00:21:09,841 --> 00:21:11,190 Me, too. 560 00:21:12,191 --> 00:21:14,455 [sighs] What are you gonna tell the doc? 561 00:21:14,498 --> 00:21:16,892 That I was curious and accidentally broke her post. 562 00:21:16,935 --> 00:21:18,633 It'll be interesting getting in trouble. 563 00:21:18,676 --> 00:21:20,069 I've never done that before. 564 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,853 And I can say two things: 565 00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:23,594 you're a really good person. 566 00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:24,595 Aw, thanks. 567 00:21:24,639 --> 00:21:25,640 What's the other thing? 568 00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:27,250 Your plan sucks. New plan. 569 00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:28,904 TENDI: Oh, my gosh. 570 00:21:28,947 --> 00:21:30,558 -What are you doing? -Buckle up, D'Vana. 571 00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:32,168 We might have been coworkers this morning, 572 00:21:32,211 --> 00:21:33,822 but now we're friends! 573 00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:36,694 Computer, ramming speed! 574 00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:39,610 Friendship! 575 00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,656 This is how we kick ass in the Delta Quadrant. 576 00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:42,657 Ki-ya! 577 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,528 [shouting, groaning] 578 00:21:44,572 --> 00:21:46,487 -[laughs] -[groaning] 579 00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:48,924 Uh, Captain, Shuttle Four is on a collision course 580 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,055 -with the ship. -FREEMAN: What? 581 00:21:50,099 --> 00:21:51,056 Uh... 582 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,667 Stop! Stop! 583 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,802 [groans] Damage report? 584 00:21:57,846 --> 00:21:58,803 None. 585 00:21:58,847 --> 00:22:00,065 That was weird. 586 00:22:00,109 --> 00:22:02,111 ♪ 587 00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:05,723 What the hell were you thinking? 588 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:07,159 A bee got in the shuttle, sir. 589 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,640 It flew right in my face. Totally my fault. 590 00:22:09,684 --> 00:22:13,209 A bee? How did a bee get in the shuttle in space?! 591 00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:14,515 [trilling] 592 00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:17,518 [sighs] Dr. T'Ana, I'm so sorry, 593 00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:19,520 but I'm afraid your special family heirloom is broken. 594 00:22:19,563 --> 00:22:21,217 And I wish I could say that it was because of something else, 595 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,610 -but... -MARINER: Totally my fault. 596 00:22:22,653 --> 00:22:24,046 Sorry, Doc. Big old bee got in the shuttle. 597 00:22:24,089 --> 00:22:25,221 Just messed everything up. 598 00:22:25,264 --> 00:22:26,962 You are so going to the brig for this. 599 00:22:27,005 --> 00:22:29,051 Send the bee to the brig! It's the bee's fault! 600 00:22:29,094 --> 00:22:30,748 I'm really sorry. 601 00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,968 [grunts] Don't worry about it. 602 00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:34,012 W-- You're not mad? 603 00:22:34,056 --> 00:22:35,666 [creaking] 604 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:37,233 I don't care about that old post. 605 00:22:37,276 --> 00:22:39,278 What I needed was the box. 606 00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:46,242 [purring, meows] 607 00:22:46,285 --> 00:22:48,026 Mmm. [sighing] 608 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:50,202 There's-- That's the stuff. 609 00:22:51,682 --> 00:22:53,815 ♪ 610 00:22:53,858 --> 00:22:55,120 TENDI: Ooh, have you heard this one? 611 00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:56,208 It's my favorite. 612 00:22:56,252 --> 00:22:58,036 It's all about the Caves of No'Mat. 613 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,256 Acid punkers love singing about caves! 614 00:23:00,299 --> 00:23:01,736 -[door whooshes open, shut] -Oh, hello. 615 00:23:01,779 --> 00:23:03,564 Check it out. No more glitch. 616 00:23:03,607 --> 00:23:05,043 I'm authorized! 617 00:23:05,087 --> 00:23:07,959 Did you get your bowl signed by Chakotay or whatever? 618 00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:09,961 Tom Paris. And, no, not yet. 619 00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:12,964 But this black eye he gave me is way cooler than a signed plate. 620 00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:14,705 True. There's, like, only a couple of people 621 00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:16,881 in the quadrant who can say they got beat up by Tom Paris. 622 00:23:16,925 --> 00:23:19,362 Even better, as an apology, we're getting drinks tonight. 623 00:23:19,406 --> 00:23:21,669 So I still have a chance for him to sign it. 624 00:23:21,712 --> 00:23:23,192 [groans] 625 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,759 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 626 00:23:24,802 --> 00:23:25,803 Computer, open the door! 627 00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:27,326 I got to get to the bar! Come on! 628 00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:28,806 Uh, that's-that's not a door. 629 00:23:28,850 --> 00:23:30,329 It's just a wall with a seam. 630 00:23:30,373 --> 00:23:33,289 Oh. [chuckles] Right. I may have a concussion. 631 00:23:33,332 --> 00:23:36,292 -[door whooshes shut] -Oh, Rutherford, did you ever find out how Shaxs came back? 632 00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:37,946 [screams] Oh. 633 00:23:37,989 --> 00:23:40,122 No. No, I did not. 634 00:23:40,165 --> 00:23:42,254 Aw, boo. We never get to know the cool stuff. 635 00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:44,126 Or maybe they're just sparing us from knowing 636 00:23:44,169 --> 00:23:47,782 horrible, horrible things that-that happen to good people. 637 00:23:47,825 --> 00:23:49,653 Yea, it definitely isn't that. They're just jerks. 638 00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,655 Ooh, this one's about a Klingon who eats his own hand. 639 00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:52,917 Yeah, play it! 640 00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:54,963 [Klingon punk music playing] 641 00:23:55,006 --> 00:23:57,356 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 642 00:24:52,455 --> 00:24:54,022 [man imitates weapons firing] 643 00:24:56,024 --> 00:24:57,982 Chirp.