1 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:26,374 ♪ 2 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,637 No, no. 3 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,901 No, no, it's overheating. 4 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,384 Come on. Keep it together! 5 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,038 [alarm blaring] 6 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,867 - Aah! - [high-pitched yelp] 7 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:44,174 [panting] Sorry. 8 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,829 ♪ 9 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,048 [moaning] 10 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:51,051 ♪ 11 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:10,418 ♪ 12 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,845 ♪ 13 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,509 ♪ 14 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:03,645 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58354.2. 15 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:06,169 TheCerritos is back at Tulgana IV, 16 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,779 where we'll be updating 17 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,607 the Federation consulate's power systems, 18 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:12,436 a straightforward job which gives us extra time 19 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,004 to fill some of our Starfleet quotas. 20 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:17,137 Ugh, the recruitment booth, no! 21 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,574 - Well, someone's got to do it. - Uh, do they? 22 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,402 'Cause last time I checked, nobody's ever signed up 23 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,186 for Starfleet at the recruitment booth. 24 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,709 - I did. - Shh, shh, you're not helping. 25 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,668 - Sorry. - I know it's not super exciting, 26 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,757 but it's our assignment. What are you gonna do? 27 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,151 Hmm, complain the whole time and make it twice as miserable. 28 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,978 [sighs] That is your specialty. 29 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,286 [yawning] Ow. 30 00:02:36,329 --> 00:02:38,462 You okay, Rutherford? Man, you look wiped. 31 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,942 I haven't slept in a week. 32 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,509 I keep having the same crazy nightmare. 33 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,293 Ooh, the one where you're in a new timeline 34 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,686 with Kirk and Spock 35 00:02:44,728 --> 00:02:46,078 where they have cinematic chemistry? 36 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,079 - Ugh, I wish. - Looks like you've got 37 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,995 some long-term memories stuck in the buffer. 38 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,476 Probably useless stuff like when you called the captain "Mom." 39 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,999 Want me to purge the cache? 40 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:56,045 Yes. Anything to help me sleep. 41 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:58,090 - [sighs] - And done. 42 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,483 Why don't you go take a nap? 43 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:00,919 You'll wake up feeling like a new man. 44 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,443 [yawns] Thanks, Tendi. 45 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,966 Hope you're right. 46 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:06,011 [grunting] 47 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:08,362 There's a spot where we can set up in the commuter's market. 48 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,102 I have a degree in xenohistory, but sure, 49 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:12,496 put me on folding-table duty. That's great. 50 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,456 Oh, I'm sorry, is the booth not exciting enough for you? 51 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:16,935 Yeah, actually, it's the worst 52 00:03:16,978 --> 00:03:18,415 and I'm really glad you said something. 53 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:19,460 Can we get a different assignment, please? 54 00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:20,939 I don't care if you like it, 55 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,245 - that's not the point. - No. The point is 56 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,855 to give us work nobody cares about 57 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:26,031 so the captain can tick off a meaningless box. 58 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,599 I care, and I'm gonna be checking in today. 59 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:31,559 If you so much as step one foot out of that booth, 60 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:34,214 I will transfer you to Starbase 80. 61 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,650 Starbase 80? 62 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:37,260 Don't joke about that. Starbase 80 is the worst. 63 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,480 When I get down there, you better be in the booth 64 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,438 with a PADD full of contact info, 65 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:42,874 or you'll be at SB80 66 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,441 faster than you can possibly imagine. 67 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:46,226 Okay, okay, I get it. 68 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,889 Okey dokey, time for some shut-eye. 69 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:01,023 [yawns] Hmm. 70 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:04,418 - [buzzing] - Huh? 71 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,246 Ah, my [bleep] head. 72 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,509 Did I even go out last night? 73 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:11,033 Wait, what's going on here? 74 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:15,429 Ugh, those are the ugliest nacelles I've ever seen. 75 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,344 And who put Engineering down there? 76 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,736 That's stupid. 77 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:20,911 Wait a minute, California-class? 78 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,479 How did I get here? 79 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,133 COMPUTER: Ensign Samanthan Rutherford. 80 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:27,963 Transferred from Douglas Station on stardate 56329.4. 81 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,573 Okay, shut up, shut up. 82 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:30,748 What the hell is this? 83 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,099 Holy moly. 84 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,058 What the heck is happening here? 85 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,278 Hey, hey! Let me out of here. 86 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,976 Hey, you. Give me back control of my body. 87 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,065 [scoffs] Nah, dude, this is my body. 88 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,327 You already effed it up. 89 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,981 - No, it's not. - Whatever, man. 90 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,765 I don't take orders from a reflection. [Chuckles] 91 00:04:47,808 --> 00:04:49,332 I'm not a reflection. 92 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:52,292 Help! I think an anaphasic alien took over my body. 93 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,990 - You're an anaphasic alien. - Nuh-uh, you are. 94 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,426 Hey, what is this thing on my face? 95 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:57,645 It's my face. 96 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,037 Fine, fine, fine, don't answer it. 97 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,649 - I don't need you. - Hey, hey! Get back here! 98 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:02,954 Aw, man. 99 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,957 ♪ 100 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:11,963 [indistinct chatter] 101 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,574 Starfleet, get your Starfleet. 102 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,097 We got new worlds, 103 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,925 they're strange, and they need seeking out. 104 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:20,015 Wow, it's crazy to hear you, like, actually trying. 105 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:22,017 Yeah, I have to. Ransom's got it out for me. 106 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,149 I'm not taking any chances with creepy-ass Starbase 80. 107 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:27,892 Do you have to go to Starfleet Academy to work on a ship? 108 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,459 Ah, thank you for asking. No, not at all. 109 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:30,852 You can enlist as an NCO and then go 110 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,244 to the Tech Services Academy on Mars. 111 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,289 You could work in a transporter bay. 112 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:34,290 How about that? 113 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,031 Really? 114 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,772 Do the transporter guys ever get to sit on the bridge? 115 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,296 Um, I mean, yeah, I guess, it could... it could happen. 116 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,080 PETRA: Hey, pal. 117 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:44,474 You're signing up for seven years in a windowless room. 118 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,346 Wait, really? 119 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,217 Don't listen to her, the ships have, like, tons of windows. 120 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,523 It's, like, practically a greenhouse, right? 121 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:50,828 Just not, like, every single room. 122 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,439 - Meh. - Ugh. 123 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,354 What the hell, lady? I was about to close. 124 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,791 Aw, did I step on your little sales pitch? 125 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:59,402 What are you even, some kind of space archaeologist? 126 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,448 Independent space archaeologist. 127 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,406 That first part's important, since you know, 128 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,104 I'm free to do whatever I want, 129 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,280 unlike some ensigns around here. 130 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,630 [scoffs] All right, fine. Whatever. 131 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:12,241 Uh, Starfleet. Get your Starfleet. 132 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:14,417 Prepare yourself for Warp 10 excitement. 133 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,724 Discover the undiscovered country. 134 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,509 How often do you get to collect dilithium? 135 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,293 Oh, all the time, tons of crystals. 136 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,599 PETRA: Hey, buddy. 137 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,384 - You want to be a Borg? - What? No. 138 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:27,256 Starfleet crews get assimilated all the time. 139 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:30,041 Hope you like being covered in black rubber tubing. 140 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,479 - Aah! - [groans] We do not! 141 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:35,438 Borg drone, Starfleet drone, what's the diff? 142 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,527 The "diff" is I'm about to shove one of those artifacts 143 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,789 - up your ass. - Mariner, don't. 144 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,051 - Just stay focused. - [groans] 145 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,272 [Red Rutherford hisses] 146 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,969 Graphenated corridor joists? 147 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:48,016 These Cali-class junkers are such fire traps. 148 00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:51,454 The Cerritosis a great ship. Give me back my body. 149 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,238 Hey, there, pretty lady. 150 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,415 - Hey, Rutherford. What's up? - No, no. Don't talk to her. 151 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,895 I mean, everything, now that I ran into you. 152 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,115 Trill, huh? Those spots go all the way down? 153 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,856 Excuse me? 154 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:04,119 Barnes, call the captain. He's an alien or something. 155 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,469 Hey, Trill, uh, when is the security shift change? 156 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,470 Why would I know? 157 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,124 Because you're in security? 158 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,691 We've been on four dates 159 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,562 and you don't even know what division I'm in? 160 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,129 Well, damn. Maybe if you weren't so boring, 161 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,565 I'd remember some of this stuff. 162 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:17,088 Uh! 163 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,655 - [groans, sniffles] - Oh, okay. Walk away. 164 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,701 I got to figure out a way to contact Tendi. 165 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,354 She'll know how to get rid of you. 166 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,355 Wait, who's Tendi? 167 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,488 Uh, nobody. Never mind. 168 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,751 - Computer, locate Tendi. - Computer, no! 169 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,492 COMPUTER: Ensign Tendi is currently located 170 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,189 in Repair Bay Five. 171 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,800 No, no, no, no. I-I don't know what you're thinking, 172 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,497 but you stay away from her. 173 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,979 Hey, check out this pod plant from Omicron Ceti III. 174 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,155 It blasts out mind-control pollen. 175 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,461 Jeepers creepers. 176 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:42,679 [laughs] That's swell. 177 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,376 I don't even talk like that. 178 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,117 She's gonna see right through you, you goofy goof. 179 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:47,815 [chuckles] Oopsie doodle. 180 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,947 I can't remember when the security shift change is. 181 00:07:49,991 --> 00:07:52,863 - [laughs] It's at 0900, silly. - Of course. 182 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:53,951 [both laughing] 183 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,605 Tendi, come on. That's not me. 184 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,085 [exclaiming] 185 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,086 [grunts] 186 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,217 Ah! Damn. 187 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,567 [gasps] It worked. 188 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,482 Dude, don't do that. This is my body. 189 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:03,526 Who are you talking to? 190 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,049 Don't do this? [Grunts] 191 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:07,008 - Aah! I'll kill you. - [grunts] 192 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:09,053 Rutherford, are you okay? 193 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:10,794 Let me take a look at your implant. 194 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:11,839 Get away from me! 195 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,275 - I'm fine! - Aah! 196 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,843 [panting]: Ensign Tendi to sickbay. 197 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,585 I need an emergency medical team on Deck 11. 198 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:20,108 Huh. 199 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,588 PETRA: See more where that came from, kid. 200 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:22,676 Just join the Indie Archaeologists' Guild. 201 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,720 [Mariner sputters] 202 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,113 More like space thieves. 203 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,593 Hey, why don't you go in that museum 204 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,246 and steal some artifacts? I know you want to. 205 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,118 [chuckles]: Oh, right. 206 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,076 Because everyone who doesn't salute their boss 207 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,600 is a criminal? 208 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,818 You know, lady, if you are really dedicated 209 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,255 to the pursuit of knowledge, 210 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:38,605 then you're kind of limiting yourself 211 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:39,953 by not being in Starfleet, actually. 212 00:08:39,996 --> 00:08:42,347 Ooh, actually, I was in Starfleet. 213 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:44,872 Petra Aberdeen... Graduated Academy, 214 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:46,090 did a tour in the fleet 215 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,788 before wising up and getting out. 216 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,267 - [whirs] - Whoa. 217 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,052 You served on the Victory? 218 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,184 Well, you must have screwed up pretty bad to end up here. 219 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,926 [scoffs] Sure, why leave the big fancy ships, 220 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:58,407 just for a life of freedom and nonviolence? 221 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,191 Starfleet isn't violent. 222 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,629 Well, tell that to the Romulans, the Klingons, the Cardassians... 223 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,544 What? They attack us. It's self-defense. 224 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,895 Oh, right, you guys totally aren't a pseudo navy at all. 225 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,113 [groans] 226 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,508 - [grumbles] - Aah! 227 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,032 [grunts] 228 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,079 Ah! 229 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:22,518 [both grunt] 230 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,913 Oh, come on, come on, come on! 231 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,697 Tulgana IV has an ion field, 232 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,830 transporter won't get a solid lock. 233 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:34,008 You know that, baby bear. Unless you aren't you. 234 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,097 My nickname's "baby bear"? That's stupid. 235 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,796 [grunting] 236 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,450 Aah! 237 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,628 Oh, here we are. Captain's yacht. 238 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,456 - Now we're talking. - You messed 239 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,936 with the wrong crew, buddy. 240 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,764 Oh, yeah? Then why am I about to take off 241 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,635 with my own warp-capable starship? 242 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,767 They'll never find me. 243 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:56,378 Unless someone buys them some time. 244 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,598 [groaning] 245 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,036 Man, I'll kill you. Don't touch that. 246 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,821 - Fine, I don't need to anyway. - Wait. Really? 247 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,214 Sorry, baby bear. 248 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,519 Aah! 249 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:10,174 [both shouting] 250 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,177 SHAXS: Dr. T'Ana, I need a medical team 251 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,615 to the captain's yacht now! 252 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,882 ♪ 253 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,623 Huh. 254 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,929 According to my scans, there's no anaphasic presence. 255 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,018 Ensign Rutherford is still himself, 256 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:31,282 but his memory and personality are from a decade ago. 257 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,111 It's almost like a backup overwrote his brain. 258 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,287 I-I cleared the cache on his implant. 259 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,333 Did I erase my best friend? 260 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,989 Oh, cerebral activity's high. Something's going on in there. 261 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,905 We'll just have to wait and see which Rutherford wakes up. 262 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,603 ♪ 263 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,825 [exhales] Wha...? 264 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,609 Oh, come on, man. 265 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,003 Yep, now we're both stuck in a blank white void. 266 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,048 Just shut up, old man. This is all your fault. 267 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,441 [gasps] Wait. 268 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,964 You're a younger version of me. 269 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,837 No, you're the older, cornier version of me. 270 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,708 And now we're both stuck in the stupid mindscape. 271 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,144 Mind what? 272 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,973 It's a manifestation of our brain. Look. 273 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,280 See? Try it out. 274 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,760 [grunts] 275 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,327 Whoa. 276 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,720 Damn, you're right. 277 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,069 This says we're in my subconscious. 278 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,680 Yeah, dummy. 279 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,203 The brain can't handle having two full copies 280 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,422 - of a person in here. - So it partitioned us? 281 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,251 Until one emerges as the dominant personality, yeah. 282 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:29,123 Well, that's me. You're an imposter. 283 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,081 Oh, really? Then why can I do this? 284 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,476 Wait. 285 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,956 I've been here before. 286 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:36,957 Oh. 287 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,959 What's this? 288 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,004 RED RUTHERFORD: The Sampaguita, fastest racer in the quadrant, 289 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,832 designed by yours truly. 290 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,442 This isn't a ship, 291 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,966 this is a seat strapped to an impulse engine. 292 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,576 Yeah, baby. Pretty cool, right? 293 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,056 Hang on. If you're young me, 294 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,058 why don't I remember building this? 295 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,581 Because you erased your own memories, man. 296 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,583 And you did it to me with this. 297 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,193 My implant? No way. 298 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,021 It was just to help me with engineering. 299 00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,893 You sure about that? 300 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,766 What if someone asks why he has it? 301 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,508 We programmed that in. He'll think it was elective. 302 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,467 You tried to erase all the memories that made us cool, 303 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:10,860 but it didn't work. 304 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,253 The brain is more complicated than that 305 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,472 and it kept my cool ass stored away. 306 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,561 So, blao, here I am, baby. 307 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,041 If that's true, then how come you never tried 308 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,042 to take over before? 309 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,783 I did, dude. 310 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,654 Haven't you noticed this thing is always bugging out? 311 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,352 Your programs turning against you? 312 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:27,007 - Behavioral shifts? - I did like pears for a minute. 313 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,792 I love pears. That was me trying to get my body back. 314 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,926 Fine, so we're both us... I mean me. 315 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,189 But if you take over, won't I get erased? 316 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,278 Yeah. Only one of us can walk out of here. 317 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,366 We have to choose. 318 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:40,847 And I choose me. 319 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,370 Later, loser. [Laughing] 320 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,937 [panting] 321 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,026 [grunting] 322 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,203 Come on. 323 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,813 Get off me, man. 324 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,685 You're not going anywhere until we figure this out. 325 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:54,948 What is this place anyway? 326 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,340 This is our garage, man. 327 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,951 We used to sneak off from the Academy 328 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,996 to build our sick racing ships here. 329 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,432 That's cool, but why the sneaking? 330 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,130 Because of stupid Starfleet. 331 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,784 They never let us test our own engines. 332 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,698 They wanted to make us wait until we graduated 333 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,179 before we're even near a warp core. So dumb. 334 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,007 Makes sense. 335 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,661 We could have gotten hurt messing around with this stuff. 336 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,271 Oh, but we did more than mess around. 337 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,707 We funded all this 338 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,666 by winning Devron races, baby. [laughs] 339 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,059 Those go through the neutral zone. 340 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,234 They're illegal. 341 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,539 Yeah, duh. 342 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,019 Man, you really bought into that 343 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,586 whole okey dokey bull[bleep], didn't you? 344 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,718 Yes. [Grunts] 345 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,329 We can't stay in here forever. 346 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,200 Shouldn't the best engineer get to take control? 347 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,377 Yes. Great idea. Let's take an engineering test. 348 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,944 No, man, tests are dumb. 349 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,077 How about something a little more interesting? 350 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,384 A race. Both of us build our own ships. 351 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,299 - Winner takes the brain. - And the loser? 352 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,345 Gets erased. Dude, come on. Keep up. 353 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,955 Aah! I don't know how much longer 354 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,435 our body can stay in this coma, 355 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,350 so one of us has to take over. 356 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,005 Okay, I'm in. 357 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,094 ♪ 358 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,269 [munching] 359 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,923 Do you ever get to touch mummies? 360 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,663 Constantly. 361 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,014 And you never have to go back in time to save Earth. 362 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,843 That only happened, like, four times. Five, tops. 363 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:04,974 Oh, great. 364 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,280 The Collector's Guild. 365 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,151 [chuckling]: Well, look at this. 366 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:11,459 Word's getting around you little ensigns can't leave the booth. 367 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,591 The only thing you two collect is dust. 368 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,420 - [laughing] - Oh, now, that was collectible. 369 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,596 Yeah, well, that was dumb and you should hate yourself. 370 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,250 So there. 371 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,730 Okay, let's just calm down, don't listen to them. 372 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,601 And... Oh, no, here come the conspiracy truthers. 373 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,603 Hey, Starfleet, when are we gonna hear the truth 374 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,257 about what happened to Sisko? 375 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,694 What? No, he's working hard in a celestial temple. 376 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,739 Yeah, right. 377 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,567 How about when parasites crawled 378 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,961 into Starfleet admirals' butts and took over their brains? 379 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,614 Want to come clean about that? 380 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,442 It's just a stupid conspiracy. It never happened. 381 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,530 [clears throat] Actually, I think it did. 382 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,010 Really? 383 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,143 How do we know you two don't got butt bugs? 384 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,797 Well, if we did, we'd have to kill you for figuring it out. 385 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,365 Sure, if you could leave the booth. 386 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,280 [laughing] 387 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,586 - [groaning] - No, no, no, no. 388 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,023 - [model shatters] - Not the 'Gazer! 389 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,855 ♪ 390 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,435 [sputters] Oh, my God! 391 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,220 Hang on a second, is this a Starfleet design? 392 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,048 Yeah. It's the Delta Flyer. 393 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,616 It's superfast and it's got pop-out impulse thrusters. 394 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,313 Tom Paris designed it on Voyager. 395 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,749 [laughs] 396 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,403 I mean, you could have built literally 397 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,797 anything you could imagine. You know that, right? 398 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,059 I've always wanted one of these. 399 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,495 It's got some Borg tech and... 400 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,149 Dude, it's a shuttle with a paint job. 401 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,282 You could've made this. 402 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,371 ♪ 403 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,330 Whoa-key dokey! 404 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,158 Vulcan inverters, quad engines, 405 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,595 I mean, you might as well just give me the body now. 406 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,988 Whatever. The Delta Flyer'sawesome. 407 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,772 It even came with a matching outfit for me. 408 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,600 You know, for a minute there 409 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,255 I thought maybe the years you had on me might even us up, 410 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,909 but this is just sad. 411 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,129 Hang on. Let me get my outfit on. 412 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,000 [laughing] 413 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,655 Whoa, hold on, you're on the Cerritos. 414 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,918 Your captain bombed the Pakleds, didn't she? 415 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,747 Oh! There were so many good artifacts in that city. 416 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,792 What? Those idiots bombed themselves! 417 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,707 Great diplomacy either way. 418 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,535 [groans] Oh, no. No, no, no. 419 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,233 I'm not [bleep]ing doing this. 420 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,017 I don't want to hear it from you outpost scientists. 421 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,193 Well, I have a question about joining Starfleet. 422 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,934 Oh. Uh, really? 423 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,198 Yeah, I love those uniforms. If I join, do I get one? 424 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,808 Yeah. Yeah, you do. 425 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,201 I mean, our style isn't across the whole fleet, 426 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,681 but they're in the California-class... 427 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,813 [laughing] God, I'm so sorry, I-I can't. 428 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,120 This guy actually thinks the uniforms are cool. 429 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,556 They are cool. 430 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,602 Uh, then why are they always changing? 431 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,995 Starfleet updates them. 432 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,387 There's always room for improvement. 433 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,910 Like-like we get this really cool flap. 434 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,956 Oh, please. Why do you even need uniforms? 435 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,349 You are not in the military. 436 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,090 - PETRA: I'd say they are. - Oh, shut up! 437 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,483 Us outpost scientists wear whatever we want. 438 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,485 Like this belt. [Chuckles] Can you wear a belt? 439 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,790 Ha. 440 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:50,835 - They can wear jewelry. - [gasps] 441 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,923 Oops. 442 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,490 [crowd gasps] 443 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,363 - [scientists laughing] - That was my rank pip! 444 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,365 [labored breathing] 445 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,106 MARINER: Whoa, okay. Boims, calm down. 446 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,237 We can replicate you another one. You don't have to... 447 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,586 Aah! 448 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,980 Without Starfleet none of you would exist! 449 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:08,156 We don't want to protect you from the Klingons and the Borg. 450 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,204 We just want to explore and study [bleep]ing quasars! 451 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,031 But you know what? It's the right thing to do! 452 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,035 Dude, get back in the booth. What if Ransom shows up? 453 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,037 Stupid [bleep]ing truthers! You hate the truth! 454 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,647 You're just a bunch of pathetic gossipy weirdos! 455 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,997 Collecting is stupid! 456 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,172 It doesn't make you happy! 457 00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,914 Your ships smell like ass! 458 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,611 Boimler, get back here. 459 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,570 You're always getting people trapped inside of games. 460 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,485 Stop trapping people inside of games! 461 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,529 [clattering] 462 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,922 Is that guy with you? 463 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,490 Yes, but, uh, that behavior is not... 464 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:39,101 If being in Starfleet gives you that kind of confidence, 465 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,407 then I want in. 466 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,236 He just told a Ferengi to [bleep]. 467 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,976 - Oh, yes. - [glass shatters] 468 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,500 Um, hey, do you like engineering? 469 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:49,372 Uh, love it. You guys do that kind of stuff? 470 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,505 Oh, absolutely. They got a whole division for it. 471 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,073 The Doctor didn't spend seven years in the Delta Quadrant 472 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,726 for you [bleep]s to question his agency. 473 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,858 He's got rights. 474 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,473 RED RUTHERFORD: Man, this is gonna be too easy. 475 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,127 I've randomized the route 476 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,911 to give you a chance but, fair warning, 477 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,479 if you see any Romulans, run. They don't [bleep] around. 478 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,133 RUTHERFORD: That's Neutral Zone 101. 479 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,961 Oh, okay. Cool, cool. 480 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,268 So you know all about the uncharted black holes, 481 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,096 rogue planets and dangerous nebulas? 482 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,532 Rogue planets? 483 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,142 RED RUTHERFORD: See you at the finish line, fam. 484 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,230 Or maybe I won't. 485 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,190 [both exclaim] 486 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,324 Ooh, baby. [Laughs] 487 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,412 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 488 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,899 Here we go. [Whoops] 489 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,250 [grunts] 490 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,303 Yeah! 491 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,435 Punch it, baby, punch it. 492 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,089 [whoops] 493 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,482 - Aah! - [laughs] 494 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,918 Told you that Starfleet made you soft. 495 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,963 - [alarm blares] - Oh, [bleep]. 496 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,620 Aah! 497 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,756 [both shout] 498 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,157 Aah! 499 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,158 [Rutherford groans] 500 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,289 [grunts] 501 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,073 Last man standing takes all, bruh. 502 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,901 RUTHERFORD: Reroute power to aft shields. 503 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,121 Let's put some space between us and that cruiser. 504 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,818 Ha. What, are you talking to yourself? 505 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,864 Nope. Talking to my crew. 506 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,214 I boosted shields to 130%, Captain. 507 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,737 Charting a course through that debris field. 508 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,913 - It should provide cover. - We've got this. 509 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,611 RED RUTHERFORD: Wait, hold up. Who is that? 510 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,787 We used our imagination to make anything we wanted, 511 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,571 and I wasn't gonna race without my friends. 512 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,964 Man, that ain't fair. 513 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,618 RUTHERFORD: You said anything goes. 514 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,402 Aah! 515 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,404 All right, Mariner. 516 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,710 You better be in that booth 517 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,233 with a PADD full of names, or... 518 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,974 Great. Okay. So, yeah, you filled it all out? 519 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,193 - Fantastic. - BOIMLER: Don't doubt me! 520 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,542 I failed the Kobayashi Maru 521 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,544 - 17 times, mother[bleep]! - RANSOM: Boimler? 522 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,067 What the hell is going on? 523 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,417 I think that guy's being controlled by butt bugs. 524 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,506 BOIMLER: Ah, [bleep] off! 525 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,684 ♪ 526 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,514 [grunts] 527 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,299 Aah! 528 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,564 His shields are down. He's not gonna make it. 529 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,652 [alarm beeps] 530 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,829 Tendi, now! 531 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,792 - I got him. - [groans] 532 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,577 Hey. You're okay, you're safe. 533 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,621 What are you doing? 534 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,188 Mariner, get us out of here. 535 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,407 Okey dokey. 536 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:41,109 [labored breathing] 537 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,197 You won. 538 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,636 [coughs] 539 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,117 I guess Starfleet taught you something after all. 540 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,771 No, no, no, don't, no, don't say that. 541 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,295 Just hang in there, okay? You're gon-you're gonna be okay. 542 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,384 We just need to... engineer a solution. 543 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:58,082 [coughs] 544 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:01,303 I was always so angry, at everything. 545 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:05,133 But you... all that rage is gone. 546 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,830 Well, can't we merge and just be both of us, 547 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,484 all our memories combined? 548 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,704 Nah. Then we'd both be gone. 549 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:11,792 [coughs] 550 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,968 Sometimes it's better to grow. 551 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,491 [gasps] 552 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,364 I-I just remembered how we got the implant. 553 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,191 Remember... 554 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,282 We thought we could do anything. 555 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,283 Damn it, no. 556 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,546 Come on, keep it together. 557 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,417 Aah! 558 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,595 OFFICER: This is going to set us back years. 559 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,338 SURGEON: How much do you want to erase? 560 00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,297 OFFICER: Everything that has to do with me or the program. 561 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,994 SURGEON: That's a lot. 562 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,343 He'll come out with a totally different personality. 563 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,866 OFFICER: I don't care. 564 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,781 What do we do if someone asks why he has it? 565 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,914 SURGEON: We programmed that in. He'll think it was elective. 566 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,744 My implant was a coverup? 567 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,877 I guess someone broke even more rules than we did. 568 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,139 [coughing] 569 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,576 No. Just hang on. 570 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:58,752 We can transfer you into a positronic brain or... 571 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,971 No, no. This is right. 572 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:04,235 Don't lose those friends. [coughs] 573 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:07,151 Thanks for one last race. 574 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,112 [sighs] 575 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,681 [chiming] 576 00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:25,387 [steady beeping] 577 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,867 RUTHERFORD: [grunts] Huh? 578 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,347 Take it slow, Ensign. 579 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,914 - You're gonna be all right. - Rutherford? 580 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,438 Are... are you... 581 00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:34,788 Yeah. I'm okey dokey. 582 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,357 [Tendi sobs] 583 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,710 RANSOM: I meant what I said, Ensign. 584 00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,103 You knowingly disobeyed a direct order. 585 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:47,714 Are you gonna send me to Starbase 80? 586 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,455 Oh, God, no. That place is a hellhole. 587 00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:52,327 Coltar, when he drowned in the swamp. 588 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,807 You're just gonna spend a night in the brig. 589 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,418 Wow. I've never been sent to the brig before. 590 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,246 I hope you don't think less of me. 591 00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,379 Honestly, hearing you stand up for Starfleet 592 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,119 and give it to those loudmouths... 593 00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,904 - I was impressed. - Really? 594 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:06,297 Oh, yeah. Let's grab a drink when you're out. 595 00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,430 I want to hear how those outpost losers cried 596 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,650 when you kicked over their table. 597 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,350 So there's someone out there who blew you up? 598 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,092 Yeah, and whoever it was must have been a higher-up 599 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,268 in Starfleet back when I was a first-year, 600 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:21,617 but that doesn't really narrow it down. 601 00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,140 It could have been anybody. 602 00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:24,968 Dang, I'm sorry you're in the brig, Boims. 603 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:27,057 But thanks for keeping me from losing my cool today. 604 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:28,842 [sighs] I don't know how you kept it together. 605 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,931 That archaeologist was just so full of it. 606 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:33,455 Well, I guess for once I have to do the mission log. 607 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,414 Aw, lucky. That's my favorite part. 608 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,590 [laughing]: Of course it is. 609 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,461 But with Commander Ransom there, 610 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,332 the situation de-escalated quickly. 611 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:42,899 Next time, recommend the Starfleet booth 612 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,467 not be set up near the following organizations: 613 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,295 - The Collector's Guild... - [rings] 614 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,296 Wow. 615 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,340 No, thank you. 616 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:50,472 Wait, don't hang up. 617 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,082 - You were right. - About what? 618 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,954 I was only being a pain in the ass 619 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,478 because I needed a distraction so I could emancipate 620 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,263 this little guy from that crooked museum. 621 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,396 Stolen from the Grand Nagus. 622 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,485 They're offering quite the reward. 623 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:06,488 - Cool story. What do you want? - I asked around about you. 624 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,534 And I get that you love Starfleet, 625 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,579 but you really have the potential for more. 626 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:13,321 So, you know, if you ever feel like the bureaucracy 627 00:24:13,364 --> 00:24:15,584 is holding you back, give me a call. 628 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,456 Uh, yeah, right. I think I'll be fine. 629 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,500 I know you will. 630 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,154 Hang in there, Starfleet. 631 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,617 [man imitates weapons firing] 632 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:37,619 Chirp.