1 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:18,438 ♪ 2 00:00:28,709 --> 00:00:30,363 [tricorder beeps] 3 00:00:31,843 --> 00:00:33,845 [beeps] 4 00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:38,502 [beeps] 5 00:00:38,545 --> 00:00:39,503 Tony. 6 00:00:39,546 --> 00:00:41,374 Gena Marino, 7 00:00:41,418 --> 00:00:43,637 my seventh grade geology teacher? 8 00:00:43,681 --> 00:00:45,161 Wh-What are you doing in space? 9 00:00:45,204 --> 00:00:47,119 And in a revealing toga? 10 00:00:47,163 --> 00:00:48,947 Don't worry about all that, Tony. 11 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:51,384 Come here, let me brush your hair. 12 00:00:51,428 --> 00:00:53,995 You can tell me about that race car novel you're writing. 13 00:00:54,039 --> 00:00:55,127 [gasps] 14 00:00:55,171 --> 00:00:56,476 Oh, my gosh. I've never 15 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,217 told anyone about that. 16 00:00:58,261 --> 00:01:00,132 I wrote myself in as the main character. 17 00:01:00,176 --> 00:01:01,655 His name's Speedy McWheels. 18 00:01:01,699 --> 00:01:04,702 So clever. Tell me more. 19 00:01:07,444 --> 00:01:09,272 [screaming] 20 00:01:15,974 --> 00:01:18,019 ♪ 21 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:36,386 ♪ 22 00:02:05,284 --> 00:02:07,330 ♪ 23 00:02:25,304 --> 00:02:28,916 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58256.2. 24 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,962 Jengus IV is a remote planet 25 00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:32,964 which was believed to be uninhabited 26 00:02:33,007 --> 00:02:35,749 until indigenous silicate creatures, called the Scrubble, 27 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:39,057 started turning Federation scientists into statues. 28 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,320 Captain Murakami of the USSHood 29 00:02:41,364 --> 00:02:44,584 answered the distress call and brokered tentative peace. 30 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:47,805 With the conflict resolved, 31 00:02:47,848 --> 00:02:49,415 theCerritos and theCarlsbad are coordinating 32 00:02:49,459 --> 00:02:51,591 to relocate the outpost. 33 00:02:51,635 --> 00:02:53,419 Once again, we're cleaning up a mess 34 00:02:53,463 --> 00:02:55,116 for a bunch of outpost scientists. 35 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,380 You know why these guys are always getting eaten, 36 00:02:57,423 --> 00:02:59,599 disappearing, or getting eggs laid in their chest? 37 00:02:59,643 --> 00:03:01,558 'Cause they're working on the frontier? 38 00:03:01,601 --> 00:03:04,082 Because they're weirdos. You want to explore space? 39 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,779 Join Starfleet, go to the Academy. 40 00:03:05,823 --> 00:03:07,781 But no, that's too much effort. 41 00:03:07,825 --> 00:03:09,305 They just got to get their degrees 42 00:03:09,348 --> 00:03:11,220 in studying spores or whatever, 43 00:03:11,263 --> 00:03:13,657 then head off into the quadrant and get devoured by a plant! 44 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:15,659 Is this a mission briefing or a stand-up routine? 45 00:03:15,702 --> 00:03:18,792 Oh, no, no. His stand-up's more a raw, unfiltered take 46 00:03:18,836 --> 00:03:21,055 -on dating and mating. -[groans] 47 00:03:21,099 --> 00:03:23,536 Anyway, now that the Scrubble and the scientists have agreed 48 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:26,670 not to attack each other, it's our job to set up a new base 49 00:03:26,713 --> 00:03:28,237 and remove these. 50 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,326 Psychic mines-- they read your thoughts 51 00:03:30,369 --> 00:03:33,024 and bring your fantasies to life, then turn you to stone. 52 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:35,069 Be careful down there. 53 00:03:35,113 --> 00:03:37,594 Captain wants us to look good in front of the Carlsbadcrew. 54 00:03:37,637 --> 00:03:39,683 Cali-class gets real gossipy. 55 00:03:39,726 --> 00:03:42,033 Glad to see that our priorities are in the right place. 56 00:03:42,076 --> 00:03:44,557 Just follow Stevens's orders like they were coming from me. 57 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:47,908 Because we're best friends, and we share a sacred bond. 58 00:03:47,952 --> 00:03:49,823 Dismissed. 59 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:52,957 [groans] You have to stop saying that we have a sacred bond. 60 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,612 I feel it, sir, and I know you do, too. 61 00:03:55,655 --> 00:03:57,004 Ooh, Tendi, we're heading 62 00:03:57,048 --> 00:03:58,789 down to the planet to move a bunch of rocks. 63 00:03:58,832 --> 00:04:00,617 Ah, that's so cool. Wish I could join, 64 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:03,750 but I'm starting my senior science officer training today. 65 00:04:03,794 --> 00:04:06,231 Whoa, look at you, getting all bridge-ready. 66 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:08,015 [yelps] I've been prepping so much, 67 00:04:08,059 --> 00:04:10,191 I'm afraid my brain's gonna explode with science. 68 00:04:10,235 --> 00:04:12,281 Ah, that's how I want to go. 69 00:04:12,324 --> 00:04:14,979 All right, I'm off to find out who my senior officer mentor is. 70 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:15,980 Wish me luck. 71 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,722 Wait, no, wish me facts. 72 00:04:20,941 --> 00:04:23,901 -Ah, Ensign, join me. -Hey, Dr. Migleemo. 73 00:04:23,944 --> 00:04:25,772 Sorry, I don't have time to chat. 74 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:27,252 I'm actually meeting my mentor 75 00:04:27,296 --> 00:04:28,906 for senior science officer training. 76 00:04:28,949 --> 00:04:31,125 Well, I wonder who that could be. It's me. 77 00:04:31,169 --> 00:04:33,432 -[laughs] 'Tis I. -Wait, what? 78 00:04:33,476 --> 00:04:35,521 Through the strange alchemy of command, 79 00:04:35,565 --> 00:04:38,089 the task of mentoring you has fallen to me. 80 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:39,786 Now grab a seat and let's get started. 81 00:04:39,830 --> 00:04:42,180 Oh, and do help yourself to some of these 82 00:04:42,223 --> 00:04:45,531 Corvarian sludge worms. They are exquisitely charred. 83 00:04:45,575 --> 00:04:48,491 Oh. G-Great. [chuckles] -[slurps] Mmm! 84 00:04:57,282 --> 00:04:58,457 Lieutenant Commander Stevens? 85 00:04:58,501 --> 00:05:00,067 Ensign Kearns reporting. 86 00:05:00,111 --> 00:05:01,852 We're here to provide assistance from the Carlsbad. 87 00:05:01,895 --> 00:05:05,290 Great. You guys'll dismantle and relocate the outpost equipment. 88 00:05:05,334 --> 00:05:06,509 Cerritos,you're gonna clear 89 00:05:06,552 --> 00:05:08,380 the area of fantasy rocks, 90 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:10,208 which are still live, so be careful. 91 00:05:10,251 --> 00:05:12,558 Uh, what do we do if our fantasies appear? 92 00:05:12,602 --> 00:05:15,648 Well, they should dissipate after a few hours, 93 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:18,129 but if anything should try to tempt you, 94 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,610 you know, think about parrises squares. 95 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,089 What up, 'badders? 96 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:23,613 I'm Mariner, that's Rutherford, and this 97 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,484 little bird-boned fella is Boimler. 98 00:05:25,528 --> 00:05:27,138 Uh, yeah, we know who you are. 99 00:05:27,181 --> 00:05:29,183 Everyone's heard about the Cerritos. 100 00:05:29,227 --> 00:05:30,794 Oh, um, cool? [chuckles] 101 00:05:30,837 --> 00:05:33,013 Oh, hey, you guys were just at Pellex II, right? 102 00:05:33,057 --> 00:05:34,450 Did you get a chance to sneak over 103 00:05:34,493 --> 00:05:36,060 to the old Pleasure Festival? 104 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,193 No, we were aboard our ship, following orders. 105 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:41,021 We do not sneak. 106 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:43,154 Yeah, no, I just meant, uh... Look, I don't sneak either. 107 00:05:43,197 --> 00:05:44,590 I-I didn't mean sneak. I just meant, like... 108 00:05:44,634 --> 00:05:46,244 Uh, i-it's gonna be a slog today. 109 00:05:46,287 --> 00:05:47,376 If you guys get sick of dismantling the station, 110 00:05:47,419 --> 00:05:48,855 we can always switch it up. 111 00:05:48,899 --> 00:05:51,205 Uh-huh. Hey, Cor'dee, is "switching it up" 112 00:05:51,249 --> 00:05:53,425 -in our mission parameters? -It is not. 113 00:05:53,469 --> 00:05:55,862 And why are we wasting time with all this talk? 114 00:05:55,906 --> 00:05:58,387 -Uh, well, I just, I... -Eh, look, we've heard about how 115 00:05:58,430 --> 00:06:02,086 you do things on the Cerritos. We're not here to screw around. 116 00:06:03,261 --> 00:06:05,045 What the hell's their problem? 117 00:06:05,089 --> 00:06:06,873 They were acting like the Cerritoswas a joke. 118 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:08,571 Do we have a reputation? 119 00:06:08,614 --> 00:06:10,660 I don't know. Look, we should probably get to work. 120 00:06:13,663 --> 00:06:15,708 [growls] 121 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,710 TENDI: So, have you ever 122 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:19,320 trained a science officer before? 123 00:06:19,364 --> 00:06:22,715 Absolutely... not, no. 124 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:24,195 I didn't know they did this. 125 00:06:24,238 --> 00:06:26,153 But Starfleet sent along a lovely manual, 126 00:06:26,197 --> 00:06:27,546 which I have been skimming, 127 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:30,027 so you and I will be learning together. 128 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:31,071 Now, isn't that fun? 129 00:06:31,115 --> 00:06:32,464 [chuckles] Sure is. 130 00:06:32,508 --> 00:06:34,466 [slurps] Now, let's see here. 131 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:37,295 Table of contents. Good start. Foreword by Ambassador Spock. 132 00:06:37,338 --> 00:06:40,298 Hmm, not bad. Okay, Vulcan stuff, Vulcan stuff, 133 00:06:40,341 --> 00:06:42,518 Vulcan stuff... I tell you what, it would've been logical 134 00:06:42,561 --> 00:06:44,084 -to find an editor. -Just so you know, 135 00:06:44,128 --> 00:06:45,651 I've been studying super hard. Microbiology, 136 00:06:45,695 --> 00:06:47,914 -xenobiology, astrobiology... -[chuckles] 137 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:50,308 There really are a lot of sciences, aren't there? 138 00:06:50,351 --> 00:06:51,788 Too many if you ask me. 139 00:06:51,831 --> 00:06:53,703 Ah, it seems like proper amount, but, uh, 140 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,183 what I'm saying is, I think I'm ready for the exam right now. 141 00:06:56,227 --> 00:06:58,490 Oh, well, according to this, science officer training 142 00:06:58,534 --> 00:07:01,406 is less about tests and more about learning to be, ooh, 143 00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:03,930 "the voice of science." Cute. 144 00:07:03,974 --> 00:07:05,889 But maybe it's, like, also a test? 145 00:07:05,932 --> 00:07:07,804 'Cause I just really want to take a test. 146 00:07:07,847 --> 00:07:10,720 Tendi, does it matter how much you know if nobody's listening? 147 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,244 Captains have big egos. You need to cut through that 148 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:15,159 and speak for science, 149 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:18,162 which is why you will be serving as a science officer trainee 150 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:19,903 with Captain Freeman today. 151 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:21,992 Isn't she busy with an important negotiation? 152 00:07:22,035 --> 00:07:22,993 Exactly. 153 00:07:23,036 --> 00:07:24,429 I want you to focus 154 00:07:24,473 --> 00:07:26,257 on getting the captain's attention. 155 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,738 Really prove that you've got the grapes to stand up to her. 156 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,218 But won't that make her mad? 157 00:07:31,262 --> 00:07:32,872 [laughs] Oh, definitely. 158 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:34,787 Garçon, one more round of millet 159 00:07:34,831 --> 00:07:37,050 -and cut me off after that. -[groans] 160 00:07:39,705 --> 00:07:40,663 [groans] 161 00:07:40,706 --> 00:07:42,186 [grunts] 162 00:07:44,493 --> 00:07:46,364 Whoa. 163 00:07:46,407 --> 00:07:48,584 Hey, Samanthan, you want to come over here 164 00:07:48,627 --> 00:07:51,369 and help me design some Galaxy-class starship engines? 165 00:07:51,412 --> 00:07:54,328 Leah Brahms? No, man, no. 166 00:07:54,372 --> 00:07:56,417 Think about parrises squares, think of parrises squares. 167 00:07:56,461 --> 00:07:57,767 This is your fantasy? 168 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,465 Oh, yeah. Dr. Brahms was instrumental 169 00:08:00,509 --> 00:08:01,771 in advancing warp field theory. 170 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,294 I need a big brain engineer 171 00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:04,991 who can help me extrude some plasma 172 00:08:05,035 --> 00:08:07,994 -and run some tests. -[yelps] No! Leave me alone. 173 00:08:09,169 --> 00:08:10,954 Look at those stupid Carlsbadensigns. 174 00:08:10,997 --> 00:08:12,433 What did they mean "screw around"? 175 00:08:12,477 --> 00:08:13,870 Cali-class ships are all practically the same. 176 00:08:13,913 --> 00:08:16,133 What the hell are they so smug about? 177 00:08:16,176 --> 00:08:17,395 I mean, we have gotten into some pretty notable shenanigans. 178 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:19,179 Oh, please, like what? 179 00:08:19,223 --> 00:08:20,964 -We tussled with mugatos. -Well, there was that Klingon 180 00:08:21,007 --> 00:08:22,313 -who took off in the ship -We tussled with the Pakleds. 181 00:08:22,356 --> 00:08:24,010 -and he was drunk. -Twice with the Pakleds. 182 00:08:24,054 --> 00:08:25,621 And we scared the crap out of that drill instructor. 183 00:08:25,664 --> 00:08:27,187 Was there a thing with time travel? Have we done 184 00:08:27,231 --> 00:08:28,493 -a time travel thing? -Okay, okay, I get it, 185 00:08:28,537 --> 00:08:29,581 yeah, shenanigans. You know what? 186 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:30,321 Today, we're gonna do our job 187 00:08:30,364 --> 00:08:31,801 faster and better 188 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,454 and kick their asses Cerritosstyle. 189 00:08:33,498 --> 00:08:35,195 I mean, we can try, but, I mean, they're kind of amazing. 190 00:08:35,239 --> 00:08:38,285 [grunting] 191 00:08:38,329 --> 00:08:39,548 [chuckles] 192 00:08:39,591 --> 00:08:41,071 What the... Did you see that? 193 00:08:41,114 --> 00:08:43,247 She's rubbing it in. No, I'm the one who rubs. I rub. 194 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,770 Okay, you know what, you're right. 195 00:08:44,814 --> 00:08:46,598 Let's pick up the pace and smoke these guys. 196 00:08:46,642 --> 00:08:47,947 [grunting] 197 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:52,038 -Come with me. -[gasps] 198 00:08:52,082 --> 00:08:54,171 We could increase gravimetric power limits 199 00:08:54,214 --> 00:08:57,043 all... night... long. 200 00:08:57,087 --> 00:08:58,915 Rutherford, stay strong. Parrises squares, 201 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:01,526 ion mallet, shiny blue uniforms. [groans] Come on. 202 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:03,746 I can't believe that's tempting to you. 203 00:09:03,789 --> 00:09:05,399 Yeah, these things'll have to try a lot harder 204 00:09:05,443 --> 00:09:06,487 to get in my head. 205 00:09:06,531 --> 00:09:09,012 Ensign Boimler. There you are. 206 00:09:09,055 --> 00:09:11,057 Quick, get in, son. The Borg are attacking. 207 00:09:11,101 --> 00:09:12,581 Starfleet needs that Boimler magic. 208 00:09:12,624 --> 00:09:14,887 [gasps] I knew this day would come. 209 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,672 Yes, sir, Admiral, let's... [grunts] 210 00:09:16,715 --> 00:09:19,283 -Dude, come on. -Huh? Oh, geez, sorry. 211 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,329 Also, a sidecar? Even in your fantasy, you're not driving? 212 00:09:22,373 --> 00:09:24,288 Driving's scary. I'm a natural passenger. 213 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,899 Oh, hey, babe. 214 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:28,553 I was about to go yell at Ransom, 215 00:09:28,597 --> 00:09:30,686 really tear him a new one for being so annoying. 216 00:09:30,729 --> 00:09:31,904 Want to come watch? 217 00:09:31,948 --> 00:09:33,384 Nice try, "babe," but I'll hold off 218 00:09:33,427 --> 00:09:35,212 for the real deal back on the ship. 219 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:37,344 Ho-ho-okay, you and Jennifer are "babe-ing" each other now? 220 00:09:37,388 --> 00:09:38,824 Uh, yeah, I mean, I guess we have been. 221 00:09:38,868 --> 00:09:40,521 Aw, it's nice to see you with a girlfriend, 222 00:09:40,565 --> 00:09:42,393 instead of destroying everything in your path. 223 00:09:42,436 --> 00:09:44,134 She's not my girlfriend. We're just hanging out. 224 00:09:44,177 --> 00:09:46,745 -We're not into labels. -Oh, I'm into labels. 225 00:09:46,789 --> 00:09:50,662 I'm fine being your hot Andorian girlfriend. 226 00:09:50,706 --> 00:09:52,272 Is that your fantasy? 227 00:09:52,316 --> 00:09:54,448 No. Where-- No. Go find Leah Brahms. Shut up. 228 00:09:54,492 --> 00:09:56,146 Ooh, somebody's blushing. 229 00:09:56,189 --> 00:09:58,888 [chuckles] I think she is. I'm detecting an elevated 230 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,716 -heart rate. -Stop looking at my heart rate. 231 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:02,631 Okay, we have to ignore these totally inaccurate fantasies 232 00:10:02,674 --> 00:10:04,241 at all costs. 233 00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:05,764 Come and look at the warp core with me and Leah. 234 00:10:05,808 --> 00:10:06,852 [groans] 235 00:10:08,593 --> 00:10:10,987 Huh, I had no idea that Captain Maier 236 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,815 was going to be so fresh-faced. 237 00:10:12,858 --> 00:10:14,860 What, he just graduate from the Academy yesterday? 238 00:10:14,904 --> 00:10:16,557 I don't know, but word around the fleet is that 239 00:10:16,601 --> 00:10:18,647 he's on the fast track to a Galaxy-class. 240 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,213 Uh, Captain. [chuckles] I've been researching 241 00:10:20,257 --> 00:10:21,867 Captain Murakami's logs about the Scrubble, 242 00:10:21,911 --> 00:10:23,390 and I think they are... 243 00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:24,783 -[grunts] -Captain Maier, 244 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:26,785 your reputation precedes you. 245 00:10:26,829 --> 00:10:29,135 As does yours, Captain Freeman. 246 00:10:29,179 --> 00:10:31,485 I'm excited to learn from how you close this deal today. 247 00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:34,097 [chuckles] Well, most of the work's already been done. 248 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:36,708 We just need to get everyone to sign off on final points. 249 00:10:36,752 --> 00:10:37,883 Should only take a minute or two. 250 00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:39,711 Still, it'll be good to see how 251 00:10:39,755 --> 00:10:41,321 the old school knocks this out. 252 00:10:41,365 --> 00:10:43,584 I'm sure we can do-- Wait, old school? 253 00:10:43,628 --> 00:10:45,630 Now hold on, hold on. That is totally unfair. 254 00:10:45,674 --> 00:10:47,110 We had no idea that the rocks we were studying 255 00:10:47,153 --> 00:10:48,894 had any silicate life. 256 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:51,723 Well, what you call "silicate" life, we just call "life." 257 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,986 You do not seem alive to us. 258 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,422 [clears throat] Everyone, everyone, please. 259 00:10:55,466 --> 00:10:57,163 Welcome to the Cerritos. 260 00:10:57,207 --> 00:10:59,644 We have the treaty details you've agreed to right here. 261 00:10:59,688 --> 00:11:00,950 Perhaps some refreshments? 262 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,647 The Scrubble thanks you, Captains. 263 00:11:02,691 --> 00:11:04,214 We appreciate the respect 264 00:11:04,257 --> 00:11:06,259 you both show the Scrubble, unlike these 265 00:11:06,303 --> 00:11:08,044 -insolent scientists. -Hey. 266 00:11:08,087 --> 00:11:10,307 May we present you with a sacred 267 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,439 -Scrubble totem? -FREEMAN: Oh, thank you so much. 268 00:11:12,483 --> 00:11:15,268 It's-it's lovely. Captain Maier, please feel free 269 00:11:15,312 --> 00:11:17,880 to take this token of respect for your collection. 270 00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:19,751 Oh, I couldn't possibly, Captain Freeman. 271 00:11:19,795 --> 00:11:22,145 As the more senior officer, the statue's all yours. 272 00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:24,887 [laughs] Take the statue, young man. 273 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,584 [chuckles] No, I couldn't impose. 274 00:11:26,627 --> 00:11:27,803 -Take it. -No, you. 275 00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:29,369 -No, please. It's yours. -Get it away. 276 00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:32,198 -[grunts, panting] -Please let me help. 277 00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:34,331 I can make you a captain, Boimler. 278 00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:37,682 -[both grunt] -Can you triple-check my math? 279 00:11:37,726 --> 00:11:39,989 [grunting] 280 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,555 [cheers] 281 00:11:41,599 --> 00:11:44,645 [gasps] Nailed it, babe. Let's make out. 282 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,909 Yo, Kearns. Five more, and we're done. 283 00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:48,432 Looks like you guys have a ways to go, huh? 284 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,174 -[growls] -[screams, groans] 285 00:11:51,217 --> 00:11:53,219 What are you doing? Come on, 286 00:11:53,263 --> 00:11:54,394 -pick it up. -I think I pulled 287 00:11:54,438 --> 00:11:55,961 my dominant groin. 288 00:11:56,005 --> 00:11:58,398 [laughs] This is great. It's totally working. 289 00:11:58,442 --> 00:12:00,879 -[grunts] -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 290 00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:02,925 Did you just dunk that fantasy rock? 291 00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,404 The hell were you thinking? 292 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:06,145 Moving fast, sir. Getting the job done. 293 00:12:06,189 --> 00:12:08,278 Well, slow it down. These things are dangerous. 294 00:12:08,321 --> 00:12:10,193 They're not a bunch of dang basketballs. 295 00:12:10,236 --> 00:12:12,195 Well, we just wanted to make sure these Carlsbadguys 296 00:12:12,238 --> 00:12:14,980 didn't outpace us and make Commander Ransom look like 297 00:12:15,024 --> 00:12:16,199 an ineffectual leader. 298 00:12:16,242 --> 00:12:18,331 Ineffectual? Why would they say that? 299 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:20,333 Yeah, we overheard them saying Ransom was a joke, and that 300 00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:22,509 his-his teams are slow, and his core is weak. 301 00:12:22,553 --> 00:12:24,468 Bull[bleep]. He's got the strongest core in the fleet. 302 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,905 Now, hurry up. Let's move some friggin' rocks. 303 00:12:26,949 --> 00:12:28,124 Let me show you how a pro 304 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,865 does it. Whoa. Ooh! 305 00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:33,869 Uh, sir, what happens if these things break? 306 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,522 I'm sure it's fine. It probably just makes 307 00:12:35,566 --> 00:12:37,176 a real big fantasy, right? 308 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:40,310 [chuckles] Watch out, giant ham sandwich incoming. 309 00:12:40,353 --> 00:12:42,921 [screeching] 310 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:44,967 Oh, my God. Kukulkan. 311 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,838 -[screams] Whoa! -[roars] 312 00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:50,102 My beautiful arms. [screams] 313 00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:52,844 [roars] 314 00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:54,454 [all scream] 315 00:12:54,498 --> 00:12:55,891 What was that thing? 316 00:12:55,934 --> 00:12:57,675 Guys, I don't think that was a fantasy. 317 00:12:57,718 --> 00:12:58,850 I think these broken rocks are reading our nightmares. 318 00:12:58,894 --> 00:13:00,025 But I don't like my nightmares. 319 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:02,071 What is that? 320 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:07,554 [laughs] 321 00:13:07,598 --> 00:13:09,513 [all scream] 322 00:13:15,606 --> 00:13:17,260 -[panting] -[clowns cackling] 323 00:13:17,303 --> 00:13:19,088 In here, quick. 324 00:13:21,612 --> 00:13:22,918 -[gasps] -Wow. 325 00:13:22,961 --> 00:13:25,703 Good aim is hot. [screaming] 326 00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:29,881 JENNIFER'S VOICE: I want to be exclusive! I want us 327 00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:32,057 to grow old and boring and grow 328 00:13:32,101 --> 00:13:33,972 orchids together, babe. 329 00:13:34,016 --> 00:13:36,322 -[snarls] -[Boimler and Mariner grunting] 330 00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:42,633 Settle down with me! 331 00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:43,982 -Whew. -Mariner, 332 00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:45,592 you might want to go back to therapy. 333 00:13:45,636 --> 00:13:47,333 [screams] 334 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:48,813 [growls] 335 00:13:48,857 --> 00:13:51,033 -Cerritos,come in. -[static] 336 00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:53,383 Of course. It's not a real day in Starfleet 337 00:13:53,426 --> 00:13:54,950 till comms get blocked. 338 00:13:54,993 --> 00:13:56,299 Okay, how long before these things dissipate? 339 00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:58,562 With those psychic mines broken, who knows? 340 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,868 We'll have to wait it out. 341 00:13:59,911 --> 00:14:01,434 [sighs] We are trapped in a cave, 342 00:14:01,478 --> 00:14:03,132 and your commander is armless. 343 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,916 I fear we will be penalized for this. 344 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,049 No, I will. I made us rush. 345 00:14:07,092 --> 00:14:08,398 Why? We had all day. 346 00:14:08,441 --> 00:14:09,834 You guys were going so fast, 347 00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:11,705 we-we were trying to speed up to beat you. 348 00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:14,360 [sighs] It's clear the Cerritos has a bad reputation. 349 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:15,971 We didn't want to live up to it. 350 00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:18,930 Wow. I'm speechless. 351 00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:21,237 Come on, don't pile on. Look, the Cerritosis actually 352 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,021 a really great place to serve... 353 00:14:23,065 --> 00:14:24,718 No, no, I mean, we were the ones who were rushing. 354 00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:25,719 What? 355 00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:27,330 You guys are so cool, 356 00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:29,027 and we were just trying to impress you. 357 00:14:29,071 --> 00:14:30,855 Wait, you think we're cool? 358 00:14:30,899 --> 00:14:33,902 Yes. The tales of your exploits are widely shared. 359 00:14:33,945 --> 00:14:37,122 The Cerritosis, in fact, the coolest. 360 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,645 MAIER: Collecting stuff isn't really 361 00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,299 a thing with my generation. 362 00:14:40,343 --> 00:14:43,041 No disrespect, I just don't need flashy trinkets to... 363 00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:44,869 It's a normal rock. 364 00:14:44,913 --> 00:14:47,350 Ensign, come here, scan this thing and tell Captain Maier 365 00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,004 -it's not flashy. -[tricorder beeps] 366 00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:50,614 TENDI: Hmm, it has an anomalous 367 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,137 molecular composition. I'm actually 368 00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:53,791 getting some pretty interesting readings... 369 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,097 Stop talking. It's clearly not fancy. 370 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,490 Ah-ha-ha, see, there you go. 371 00:14:57,534 --> 00:14:59,231 A "pretty interesting" object 372 00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:00,667 for a pretty experienced captain. 373 00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:02,191 Captains, captains, 374 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,410 maybe we should get to business, what do you say? 375 00:15:04,454 --> 00:15:06,151 -Take the rock. No, no. -You take it. 376 00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:07,805 -MAIER: Don't you dare. No, no. -FREEMAN: It's a gift. 377 00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:10,286 -Just take it. Take it! -Just take the rock! 378 00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:14,594 Oh, yeah, all the Cali-class crews talk about the Cerritos. 379 00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:16,640 You guys are famous. 380 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,729 Famous? Us? [chuckles] No way. 381 00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:20,818 Come on, the Cerritosis like 382 00:15:20,861 --> 00:15:22,733 the Enterprise of the support ships. 383 00:15:22,776 --> 00:15:24,865 You have survived battles with the Pakleds. 384 00:15:24,909 --> 00:15:27,868 You four stood strong in an alien trial. 385 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,914 Eh, it was more of a party, but thanks. 386 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,525 All the other Cali-class ships just do what they're told, 387 00:15:32,569 --> 00:15:34,571 but the Cerritoskicks ass. 388 00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:36,877 [sighs] We kind of freaked out when we got this mission. 389 00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:39,010 We just wanted to show you that we could keep up. 390 00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,882 [scoffs] You did more than keep up. You guys were crushing it. 391 00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:44,059 -[screaming] -[hissing] 392 00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:48,585 Give us your distinctiveness. [coughs] 393 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,979 What? 394 00:15:55,026 --> 00:15:57,550 -You're scared of basketballs? -I'm not. 395 00:15:57,594 --> 00:15:59,683 So, your greatest fantasy is basketball? 396 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,902 No, I hadn't heard the word "basketball" in years 397 00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:04,557 until Stevens said it just before the nightmares showed up. 398 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:07,212 I guess the stones must've pulled that from my mind, too? 399 00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:08,648 Fantasies and fears I get, 400 00:16:08,692 --> 00:16:10,650 but why access that part of your brain? 401 00:16:10,694 --> 00:16:13,305 Uh, there's a bunch of stuff out there that doesn't make sense. 402 00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:15,699 Hey, babe. [laughs] 403 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,048 BOIMLER: Does Jennifer wear hats? 404 00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:18,702 No, her antennae are too sensitive. 405 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,400 [gasps] But I did overhear Levy mansplaining 406 00:16:21,444 --> 00:16:23,054 the difference between a pork pie and a fedora 407 00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:24,751 to some poor cadet the other day. 408 00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:27,015 These stones are recording way more than we thought. 409 00:16:27,058 --> 00:16:30,018 Something in here is streaming a ton of data. 410 00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:31,584 Whatever's receiving it 411 00:16:31,628 --> 00:16:33,630 is back there. 412 00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:40,506 [groans] Give it to me straight, Doc, is it bad? 413 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:43,683 You're fine, just relax. I need a sedative over here. 414 00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:45,076 Here you go, Doctor. 415 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,121 What the [bleep] are you doing here? 416 00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:47,513 Weren't you supposed to start 417 00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:48,688 science officer stuff with Migleemo? 418 00:16:48,732 --> 00:16:51,082 Yup, first day. It's going great. 419 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,476 -[bleep] the bed, huh? -Yes, I think that's accurate. 420 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,391 -Aw, geez, are you about to cry? -[sniffles] 421 00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,567 This guy's not even crying, and his toes are getting digested. 422 00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:58,568 They are? 423 00:16:58,611 --> 00:17:00,178 Shut up, don't move. 424 00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:02,615 I just don't know if I'm cut out to be a science officer. 425 00:17:02,659 --> 00:17:04,443 I can't get the captain to listen to me. 426 00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:06,358 [sighs] Okay, guess we're doing this. 427 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,447 Tendi, of course you're cut out for it. 428 00:17:08,491 --> 00:17:09,753 That's why I recommended you. 429 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,146 Then why am I blowing it? 430 00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:12,886 All my studying hasn't helped at all. 431 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,801 No, no, studying's good, but in real life 432 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:16,890 there's gonna be times when you need to make a mess of things 433 00:17:16,934 --> 00:17:18,588 before you can fix them. 434 00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:20,285 Like how I'm gonna have to cut this guy's foot off, 435 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:22,113 -so we can grow him a new one. -Wait, what was that? 436 00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:24,594 You'll be a great officer on the bridge one day, but you're 437 00:17:24,637 --> 00:17:26,726 gonna have to risk screwing things up to get there. 438 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:29,207 -You understand? -I do. Thanks, Doc. 439 00:17:29,251 --> 00:17:31,340 -Good luck growing it back. -Hey, 440 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,645 so you were just kidding about my foot 441 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:34,082 to make a point, right? [crying] 442 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,562 -[yowls] -[screams] 443 00:17:39,739 --> 00:17:42,177 [screams] Cave bug. We've got cave bugs in here. 444 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,701 Wait, look, I think this is a door. 445 00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:47,095 Huh, that's not a usual thing for a cave. 446 00:17:47,138 --> 00:17:49,140 Hey, there's an access panel over here. 447 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,578 [all gasp] 448 00:17:52,622 --> 00:17:55,233 YOUNG: Whoa, what is this place? 449 00:17:55,277 --> 00:17:57,540 Don't know, but this is definitely the receiver. 450 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,108 And some kind of storage device. 451 00:18:01,326 --> 00:18:03,285 -Look. -It's storing all our thoughts. 452 00:18:03,328 --> 00:18:05,722 It has our security clearances, passwords, 453 00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:07,419 personal information. 454 00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:10,379 My Uncle Trent drunk-dancing at my cousin's wedding. 455 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,728 Damn. Get it, Trent. 456 00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:13,251 This thing is a literal data mine. 457 00:18:13,295 --> 00:18:14,905 Whoa, whoa, whoa, but look at the equipment. 458 00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,472 It's all Federation tech. 459 00:18:16,515 --> 00:18:18,909 The outpost scientists must have installed it. But why? 460 00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:20,606 Unless they and the Scrubble are... 461 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,913 -Working together. -We should probably 462 00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:24,828 -report this, huh? -Big-time. 463 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,222 Hey, you think there's any chance the crazy crystal cavern 464 00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:28,919 is maybe boosting comms? I don't know. 465 00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,573 -[static] -Yeah, no, of course not. 466 00:18:30,616 --> 00:18:32,227 Well, you guys lucked out. 467 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:34,533 You're getting the full Cerritosexperience today. 468 00:18:34,577 --> 00:18:35,621 [grunts] 469 00:18:38,537 --> 00:18:41,801 [all whooping, shouting] 470 00:18:41,845 --> 00:18:43,368 [laughter] 471 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,591 [grunting] 472 00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:49,940 [screams] 473 00:18:49,983 --> 00:18:51,333 [grunts] 474 00:18:51,376 --> 00:18:53,030 -[roars] -Die! 475 00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:54,901 -Kearns to Carlsbad. -Boimler to Cerritos. 476 00:18:54,945 --> 00:18:56,729 -Oh, I'm sorry, do you want... -I'm sorry, did I step on...? 477 00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:58,514 -We need emergency-- Wow. -Requesting immediate-- O-Okay. 478 00:18:58,557 --> 00:18:59,863 -I can, I can walk over there. -[stammers] Are you sure? 479 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,038 It's okay. No, no, it's-it's fine. 480 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,480 -MAIER: Just take it! -FREEMAN: No, you take it! 481 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,482 How about if we split it? Shaxs, phaser this thing in half. 482 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:11,918 -Now we're talking. -How dare you? 483 00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:13,442 This is a sacred gift. 484 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,052 Why don't we just go back down to the planet 485 00:19:15,095 --> 00:19:16,227 and get another one? 486 00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:17,924 No. I'm running the negotiations, 487 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,623 -and I say Maier gets the rock. -And as your guest, 488 00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:22,712 -I decline. -What is wrong with you? 489 00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:24,061 Just take the thing and stick it 490 00:19:24,104 --> 00:19:25,889 in the closet like everybody else. 491 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,803 I'm not gonna be the captain who wouldn't let Carol Freeman 492 00:19:26,846 --> 00:19:28,544 have a peace treaty gift. 493 00:19:28,587 --> 00:19:29,719 -FREEMAN: I don't need it. -If someone doesn't take it, 494 00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:31,199 we're not signing the treaty. 495 00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:32,461 Someone just take the damn thing, 496 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,549 so we can get this over with! 497 00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:35,072 Everybody stop yelling! 498 00:19:35,115 --> 00:19:36,595 -I'm having flashbacks. -MARINER: Hold on. 499 00:19:36,639 --> 00:19:38,031 Everyone, stop, stop, stop. We just got back 500 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:39,381 from the planet. You have to stop this. 501 00:19:39,424 --> 00:19:40,773 Mariner, what the hell are you doing? 502 00:19:40,817 --> 00:19:42,122 It's true, Commander, we scanned... 503 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:42,645 Just take the rock, take the rock. 504 00:19:42,688 --> 00:19:43,298 Shut up! 505 00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:44,516 [all gasp] 506 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,301 Ensign, have you lost your mind? 507 00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,303 Look at the damn rock. 508 00:19:48,346 --> 00:19:51,697 RANSOM: Is that... Federation tech? 509 00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:53,482 Those anomalous readings? 510 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,266 -It's an internal power source. -MARINER: Tendi's right. 511 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:56,528 These guys are working together. 512 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,877 They have a whole system down there 513 00:19:57,921 --> 00:19:59,183 where they read minds using rocks 514 00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:01,141 and store it with Federation systems. 515 00:20:01,185 --> 00:20:02,839 A spy device? 516 00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:04,928 And you both wanted it planted in a captain's office. 517 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,410 They would have heard top secret communications, deployments. 518 00:20:08,453 --> 00:20:11,021 Well, this is, uh, preposterous. 519 00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:12,805 I-I want to go back to my cave this instant. 520 00:20:12,849 --> 00:20:16,200 Yes, yes, and I have important work to do at the outpost, 521 00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:17,723 -groundbreaking stuff. -[gasps] 522 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,421 -[growls] -FREEMAN: Actually, 523 00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:21,814 I think I'm finally ready to start this meeting. 524 00:20:21,858 --> 00:20:23,599 [groans] 525 00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:25,949 Great plan, genius. 526 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,300 FREEMAN: Captain's log, supplemental. 527 00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:30,954 The animosity between the Scrubble 528 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,825 and Outpost 76 scientists 529 00:20:32,869 --> 00:20:34,784 was a manufactured deception, 530 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:37,613 designed to distract from their plan to collect and sell 531 00:20:37,656 --> 00:20:40,920 sensitive Starfleet intelligence on the black market. 532 00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:42,270 Apparently, the scientists wanted 533 00:20:42,313 --> 00:20:43,793 to purchase better equipment, 534 00:20:43,836 --> 00:20:46,709 and the Scrubble wanted more... rocks? 535 00:20:46,752 --> 00:20:49,407 [sighs] I don't get how that would-- Whatever. Anyway, 536 00:20:49,451 --> 00:20:51,888 they'll both be answering to a Federation tribunal. 537 00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:54,194 In recognition of their excellent teamwork, 538 00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:57,285 Captain Maier and I have authorized a small celebration 539 00:20:57,328 --> 00:20:58,982 for our combined crews. 540 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,723 [chuckles] I was, like, "Okay, Doc, 541 00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:02,638 "if I was brain dead for ten minutes, 542 00:21:02,681 --> 00:21:04,422 "then how come I saw a koala 543 00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,250 sitting on a black mount...?" Wait. Where are you going? 544 00:21:06,294 --> 00:21:07,991 Okay. 545 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,906 Looks like it's just you and me, old friend. 546 00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:12,561 [screams] Gah, cinnamon schnapps. 547 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,215 Innkeeper, two Grimpari Sun Storms, 548 00:21:15,259 --> 00:21:17,696 one for me and one for my mentee, 549 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,350 who made sure she was heard. 550 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:22,701 I couldn't have done it without a great mentor. 551 00:21:22,745 --> 00:21:24,355 Why, thank you, Tendi. 552 00:21:24,399 --> 00:21:27,184 I must admit, this new role rather suits me. 553 00:21:27,227 --> 00:21:28,925 A toast, to me. 554 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:31,536 And, to a lesser extent, but also worth noting, Tendi. 555 00:21:32,755 --> 00:21:36,149 [clears throat] Carol, I need to apologize for my behavior today. 556 00:21:36,193 --> 00:21:37,629 I-I hope you don't think less of me. 557 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,239 Well, you and the Carlsbadteam 558 00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:40,545 impressed the hell out of me. 559 00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:42,591 In fact, I got you something. 560 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,940 But this is gonna record my... 561 00:21:43,983 --> 00:21:45,768 Don't worry, it's been neutralized. 562 00:21:45,811 --> 00:21:48,074 I know you think collecting trinkets is old-school, but... 563 00:21:48,118 --> 00:21:51,121 I would be honored. Are you sure you don't want it? 564 00:21:51,164 --> 00:21:52,688 Please, that's the little half. 565 00:21:52,731 --> 00:21:54,603 I kept the big one for myself. 566 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,431 [both laugh] 567 00:21:56,474 --> 00:21:59,434 You guys really lived up to your reputations today. 568 00:21:59,477 --> 00:22:01,784 Wow, we had no idea anyone talked about the Cerritos. 569 00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:03,568 Oh, maybe not across the fleet, 570 00:22:03,612 --> 00:22:05,962 but you're definitely Cali-class famous. 571 00:22:06,005 --> 00:22:07,267 Really? What do they say? 572 00:22:07,311 --> 00:22:09,400 Mariner's an unstoppable force of nature. 573 00:22:09,444 --> 00:22:10,749 -Truth. -Rutherford's a genius 574 00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:12,055 with crazy implant powers. 575 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,186 -Okey dokey. -Tendi's a ray 576 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,753 -of optimistic sunshine. -Aw. 577 00:22:14,797 --> 00:22:17,190 The only thing people get wrong is Boimler. 578 00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:19,584 Let me guess, everyone thinks I'm older, right? 579 00:22:19,628 --> 00:22:22,674 No, in stories you're described as a tiny comedic robot 580 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,067 that is always getting into trouble. 581 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,460 Wait, wait, wait, what do they say? 582 00:22:25,503 --> 00:22:27,026 -[laughter] -Yes, that is so accurate. 583 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:28,854 -No, it's not. -I expected you to be, like, 584 00:22:28,898 --> 00:22:30,378 a hovering cube or something. 585 00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:32,075 Guys, you got to tell people I'm a man. 586 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,511 Oh, no, no. Please keep telling people he's a cube. 587 00:22:33,555 --> 00:22:35,165 Mariner, no. Don't do that. 588 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:37,036 [robotic voice]: Aw, Boimler wants to be people. 589 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,387 BOIMLER: Guys, please, please tell them I'm people. 590 00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:41,650 Guys, I'm people! 591 00:23:37,619 --> 00:23:39,142 [man imitates weapons firing] 592 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:45,100 Chirp.