1 00:00:02,022 --> 00:00:03,633 ♪ 2 00:00:23,783 --> 00:00:25,481 [indistinct chatter] 3 00:00:27,352 --> 00:00:29,485 -Aah! -Oh! Oh, sorry. 4 00:00:29,528 --> 00:00:31,574 Oh, Goopy. Aw, it's okay. 5 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:35,186 Hey, Federov, you know you can replicate a larger towel, right? 6 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:37,232 It's not his fault. We're all packed in here. 7 00:00:37,275 --> 00:00:39,321 Yeah, I love the Cerritos, but it's a workhorse. 8 00:00:39,364 --> 00:00:41,410 It definitely wasn't designed for all this crew. 9 00:00:41,453 --> 00:00:43,238 Usually I don't mind the lack of personal space, 10 00:00:43,281 --> 00:00:45,327 but recently it's been too chaotic. 11 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:46,763 I don't know, I think it's kind of fun. 12 00:00:46,806 --> 00:00:48,417 We're in the middle of the action, you know? 13 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:50,375 We're getting our hands dirty, even when we sleep. 14 00:00:50,419 --> 00:00:51,768 -[screaming] -[gasps] Huh? 15 00:00:51,811 --> 00:00:54,901 -[indistinct shouting] -I am Minooki. 16 00:00:54,945 --> 00:00:57,556 Oh, boy, we got a ancient mask situation here. 17 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,862 The what now? 18 00:00:58,905 --> 00:00:59,558 This is, like, the third time it's happened. 19 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,125 Stop touching masks. 20 00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:04,388 I will rebuild my palace. [laughing] 21 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:07,218 -No, no, no. Captain! -Zenrox, tilling his fields. 22 00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:08,915 -In the spring. The spring! -[Freeman laughs] 23 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:12,180 -You cannot contain Minooki. -KAYSHON: Captain! 24 00:01:12,223 --> 00:01:13,833 -Jerna, before the dawn! -RANSOM: Captain! 25 00:01:13,877 --> 00:01:15,574 Oh, yeah, it's super fun to be in the action. 26 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,794 I just tuned that. 27 00:01:17,837 --> 00:01:19,883 ♪ 28 00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:39,250 ♪ 29 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:15,678 ♪ 30 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:29,300 FREEMAN: Captain's log: once again, theCerritos 31 00:02:29,344 --> 00:02:31,650 was partially transformed into a temple 32 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:35,524 while I was inhabited by the spirit of Minooki. 33 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:37,439 Starfleet has to come up with a better way 34 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:40,181 to handle these D'Arsay archive situations. 35 00:02:40,224 --> 00:02:41,747 Lieutenant Commander Billups and his engineers 36 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:43,662 have been working around the clock 37 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,970 to repair the systems that turned into vines and aqueducts, 38 00:02:47,013 --> 00:02:48,580 and I'm worried 39 00:02:48,624 --> 00:02:51,192 the additional work has taken an emotional toll. 40 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:53,281 Well, it's taken some time, 41 00:02:53,324 --> 00:02:55,239 but we've removed all the sacrificial altars 42 00:02:55,283 --> 00:02:56,806 from the essential systems, 43 00:02:56,849 --> 00:02:59,765 and the ship is almost clear of the crazy mess you made. 44 00:02:59,809 --> 00:03:02,420 Uh, that Minooki made. 45 00:03:02,464 --> 00:03:06,555 Right, right, of course. Sorry. It's been a long day. 46 00:03:06,598 --> 00:03:08,252 You've been working for a week straight. 47 00:03:08,296 --> 00:03:09,906 [chuckles] Oh, have I? 48 00:03:09,949 --> 00:03:12,865 Well, I guess time's lost all meaning. [laughs] 49 00:03:12,909 --> 00:03:15,825 Dr. T'Ana's raised some concerns, Lieutenant Commander. 50 00:03:15,868 --> 00:03:17,870 Her medical opinion is that you are 51 00:03:17,914 --> 00:03:20,046 "a [bleep]ing pile of stress." 52 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:22,179 I'm fine! The doc just needs to stay in her lane, 53 00:03:22,223 --> 00:03:23,398 'cause I don't go down to her sickbay 54 00:03:23,441 --> 00:03:25,443 and tell her how to hypo her sprays. 55 00:03:25,487 --> 00:03:27,228 [sighs] I've been leaning on your team 56 00:03:27,271 --> 00:03:28,968 pretty hard the last month, 57 00:03:29,012 --> 00:03:31,014 and we've got this huge project with the Carlsbadcoming up. 58 00:03:31,057 --> 00:03:33,234 Ho-ho. More work. Great. 59 00:03:33,277 --> 00:03:34,713 You can admit when you need a break. 60 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,149 It's not a sign of weakness. 61 00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:37,542 I'm not weak! [grunts] 62 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:39,544 -[crying] -Ugh. 63 00:03:39,588 --> 00:03:41,459 Let it all out. 64 00:03:41,503 --> 00:03:43,505 FREEMAN: This little breakdown 65 00:03:43,548 --> 00:03:47,378 is exactly why I arranged a therapeutic getaway 66 00:03:47,422 --> 00:03:49,249 for you and your team. 67 00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:51,991 -A-a getaway? -That's right. Captain's orders. 68 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:54,907 Now, who's ready for the most relaxing mandatory vacation 69 00:03:54,951 --> 00:03:56,561 of their lives? 70 00:03:56,605 --> 00:03:59,564 [all tiredly voicing assent] 71 00:03:59,608 --> 00:04:01,523 You're bringing a tricorder instruction manual 72 00:04:01,566 --> 00:04:03,525 -on your spa trip? -Aah! 73 00:04:03,568 --> 00:04:04,961 Yeah, something fun to read 74 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:06,528 in case all the relaxing gets boring. 75 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:08,312 Mm. I better take two. 76 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:10,314 With the captain gone, we're just gonna have to be 77 00:04:10,358 --> 00:04:12,316 in standby, so you won't be missing out on much here. 78 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,796 Well, there's the room lottery. 79 00:04:13,839 --> 00:04:15,319 Oh, right. I forgot that was coming up. 80 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:17,408 Four separate quarters opened up on Deck One. 81 00:04:17,451 --> 00:04:19,715 Deck One? Those are the penthouse suites. 82 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:22,326 [gasps] I could fit so many beakers in there. 83 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,502 The next time Captain's possessed by a haunted mask, 84 00:04:24,546 --> 00:04:26,374 I could just close the door. 85 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:27,418 So I am missing out. 86 00:04:27,462 --> 00:04:28,898 Don't worry about it, man. 87 00:04:28,941 --> 00:04:30,552 We'll enter your name into the lottery. 88 00:04:30,595 --> 00:04:32,031 Not like it'll matter. Room lottery has always been 89 00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:33,511 weighted for higher stations. 90 00:04:33,555 --> 00:04:35,165 Lower deckers don't end up in fancy rooms. 91 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,558 Who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky. 92 00:04:36,601 --> 00:04:38,255 -[grunts] -[gasps] Aah! 93 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:41,345 -I'm sorry. -Goopy! Get back here. [groans] 94 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,565 -[squeaking] -[panting] 95 00:04:43,608 --> 00:04:46,176 [muttering] 96 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,396 -[chirping] -[gasps, sighs] 97 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:49,832 ASIF: It'll be super easy. 98 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,790 [gasps] [whispering]: Delta shift. 99 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,488 We access the terminal on Deck Nine, 100 00:04:53,531 --> 00:04:55,359 change a few lines of code, then the stupid 101 00:04:55,403 --> 00:04:57,492 lottery algorithm will have to pick us. 102 00:04:57,535 --> 00:04:59,972 Uh, but what about the turbolift records? 103 00:05:00,016 --> 00:05:01,496 We're gonna get caught. 104 00:05:01,539 --> 00:05:03,498 ASIF: Not if we go in the back way. 105 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:04,760 There's no active monitoring 106 00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:06,239 in the auxiliary corridors. 107 00:05:06,283 --> 00:05:07,937 We'll be untraceable. 108 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:10,679 You're right. Deck One, here we come. 109 00:05:10,722 --> 00:05:12,681 -[whooping] -[Moxy and Asif whooping] 110 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:13,682 [laughter] 111 00:05:13,725 --> 00:05:15,901 Ugh. 112 00:05:15,945 --> 00:05:17,381 And then they all laughed 113 00:05:17,425 --> 00:05:19,427 in that mean, Delta shift way they do. 114 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:20,950 Ugh. Delta shift's the worst. 115 00:05:20,993 --> 00:05:22,386 How are they even in Starfleet? 116 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,083 They should all just join the Maquis. 117 00:05:24,127 --> 00:05:25,955 Well, those jerks figured out how to rig the lottery 118 00:05:25,998 --> 00:05:27,652 using an air-gapped terminal. 119 00:05:27,696 --> 00:05:30,046 Oh, they're definitely getting those Deck One rooms. 120 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:31,743 No, no way. No, we got to get to that terminal 121 00:05:31,787 --> 00:05:33,441 and beat them at their own game. 122 00:05:33,484 --> 00:05:35,356 [gasps] But isn't that... cheating? 123 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:36,966 So is the whole room lottery. 124 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:38,707 Look, after all the times we've been cheated, 125 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,665 we'll just be evening things out. 126 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:42,537 And if we don't do something, they will. 127 00:05:42,579 --> 00:05:45,322 Ooh, I've always wanted to explore an ethical gray area. 128 00:05:45,366 --> 00:05:49,544 Yes! Let's go gray area the [bleep] out of Delta shift. 129 00:06:02,078 --> 00:06:04,994 Ah, Captain Freeman and her engineers. 130 00:06:05,037 --> 00:06:07,126 Welcome to the Dove. 131 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:10,478 I'm Toz, and my mission is your relaxation. 132 00:06:10,521 --> 00:06:12,218 I understand your department's been 133 00:06:12,262 --> 00:06:13,959 under some intense pressure. 134 00:06:14,003 --> 00:06:15,526 Right, well, you know, just doing our job, 135 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:17,528 so, uh, how long is this gonna take, anyway? 136 00:06:17,572 --> 00:06:21,445 Here on the Dove,we've mastered the science of relaxation. 137 00:06:21,489 --> 00:06:23,795 Wrist bands, lemonade. 138 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,058 These bands monitor your tension levels, 139 00:06:26,102 --> 00:06:28,757 so we can adjust your treatment accordingly. 140 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,021 Yellow indicates you're all experiencing moderate stress. 141 00:06:32,064 --> 00:06:35,459 But soon enough, we'll have you green across the board. 142 00:06:36,808 --> 00:06:40,246 The puppy playpen is one of our most popular offerings. 143 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:43,336 For the more deviant among you, we also have kittens. 144 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:44,816 No judgment. 145 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:47,123 Our baths feature mud imported directly 146 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,734 from the healing bogs of Tellar Prime. 147 00:06:49,778 --> 00:06:52,389 Temperature and viscosity are bespoke. 148 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:55,087 Everyone has a different way of relaxing. 149 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:57,089 [yelling] 150 00:06:57,133 --> 00:06:59,440 -[laughing] -Look at the joy on his face. 151 00:06:59,483 --> 00:07:01,006 He's actually gone way over his time. 152 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:02,704 We're afraid to end his session. 153 00:07:02,747 --> 00:07:05,750 We can't wait to see what you have prepared for us. 154 00:07:05,794 --> 00:07:07,491 Isn't that right, Mr. Billup...? 155 00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:09,014 Billups, what are you doing? 156 00:07:09,058 --> 00:07:10,799 [yawns] Oh, sorry, yeah, 157 00:07:10,842 --> 00:07:12,235 we noticed that the-the hatch, 158 00:07:12,278 --> 00:07:13,932 uh, the, you know, the sliding hatch-- 159 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,368 -it wasn't operating at, uh... -[grunts] 160 00:07:15,412 --> 00:07:17,370 -We fixed the door. -[sighs] 161 00:07:17,414 --> 00:07:20,112 Hmm. We must begin the program immediately. 162 00:07:20,156 --> 00:07:22,201 Here's the terminal room. The Deltas are going there 163 00:07:22,245 --> 00:07:24,508 through the auxiliary corridors, but we can get there faster 164 00:07:24,552 --> 00:07:26,858 if we cut through the maintenance systems. 165 00:07:26,902 --> 00:07:28,860 It's gonna be a hike, and probably some tight fits, 166 00:07:28,904 --> 00:07:30,514 but it should get us there first. 167 00:07:30,558 --> 00:07:32,516 Hey, I will gladly get chin-deep in a waste conduit 168 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,257 if it means beating those stupid Deltas. 169 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,172 All right, well, the shortcut starts through a panel 170 00:07:36,215 --> 00:07:37,565 in the back of Holodeck Three. 171 00:07:37,608 --> 00:07:38,870 TENDI: Ugh, there's a program running. 172 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:40,002 I guess we're gonna have 173 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:41,394 -to wait it out. -No time. 174 00:07:41,438 --> 00:07:43,179 Just stay low. 175 00:07:43,222 --> 00:07:45,224 -[indistinct chatter] -Huh. Oh, I know what this is. 176 00:07:45,268 --> 00:07:47,618 I think this is what people used to use to store their money. 177 00:07:47,662 --> 00:07:48,967 It's called a bonk? 178 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,534 Oh, what a boring program. 179 00:07:50,578 --> 00:07:52,101 [nerdy voice]: Uh, yes, hello. 180 00:07:52,144 --> 00:07:54,538 I'd like to withdraw some paper with no intrinsic value. 181 00:07:54,582 --> 00:07:56,540 [chuckles] [regular voice]: Money. 182 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:57,541 [T'Ana roars] 183 00:07:57,585 --> 00:07:58,629 Aah! 184 00:07:58,673 --> 00:07:59,978 Everybody down! This is a robbery! 185 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,024 Hands up where I can see 'em. 186 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:05,157 I didn't wake up today planning on blowing anyone's brains out, 187 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:06,681 but don't push me. 188 00:08:06,724 --> 00:08:08,160 -[gunfire] -[grunts] 189 00:08:08,204 --> 00:08:10,032 Son of a... Oh, [bleep], it's the Feds! 190 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:11,860 -Over here. -FED: You're surrounded! 191 00:08:11,903 --> 00:08:13,557 T'ANA: Bring it, scumbags. 192 00:08:13,601 --> 00:08:15,124 We're not scared of you! 193 00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,255 -Aah! -[rapid gunfire] 194 00:08:16,299 --> 00:08:18,257 [T'Ana laughing] 195 00:08:18,301 --> 00:08:21,043 Computer, deactivate safety protocols. 196 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:23,524 -What?! -Eat hot lead! 197 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:26,570 -[laughing] -Computer, pause program. 198 00:08:26,614 --> 00:08:29,007 [gasps, whimpers] 199 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,705 Aah! Mm. 200 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:32,575 What the hell?! I was about to blast 'em. 201 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,447 [sighs] What are we doing? 202 00:08:34,491 --> 00:08:37,406 The usual: we off these Feds, and once our blood's pumping, 203 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,843 we'll do the nasty on the counter 204 00:08:38,887 --> 00:08:41,498 -and make the hostages watch. -Aw, geez. 205 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:42,978 SHAXS: No, I mean what are we doing, 206 00:08:43,021 --> 00:08:44,022 -as a couple? -Ew, just shoot me instead. 207 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:44,893 What are you talking about? 208 00:08:44,936 --> 00:08:46,111 You love crime play. 209 00:08:46,155 --> 00:08:47,069 SHAXS: When was the last time 210 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:48,592 you asked me about my dreams? 211 00:08:48,636 --> 00:08:50,463 Or how my mission went? I died, 212 00:08:50,507 --> 00:08:53,075 and we never even talked about it. 213 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:55,033 Does baby need to suckle on one of mama's... 214 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:56,382 -Will you put those away, Diane? -Ugh. 215 00:08:56,426 --> 00:08:58,471 -Diane is her kinky sex name? -This is worse 216 00:08:58,515 --> 00:09:00,212 -than the shootout. -I am more than a rock-hard body 217 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:01,910 -for you to scramble around on. -Okay, we have to go. 218 00:09:01,953 --> 00:09:03,346 -Got it. -SHAXS: I want us to share 219 00:09:03,389 --> 00:09:04,826 -our feelings, our secrets. -In here. 220 00:09:04,869 --> 00:09:07,002 Okay, bigs, I'll tell you a secret. 221 00:09:07,045 --> 00:09:09,613 It's something I would kill if anyone else ever knew. 222 00:09:09,657 --> 00:09:10,875 Oh, God, hurry, hurry. 223 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:13,182 I've never told anyone how I lost my tail. 224 00:09:13,225 --> 00:09:14,618 Oh, yes. 225 00:09:14,662 --> 00:09:15,967 -BOIMLER: Tendi, come on. -No, no, no. 226 00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:17,360 I've always wanted to know. 227 00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:19,623 Hey, can we, uh, set the mood? 228 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,407 Computer, resume program. 229 00:09:21,451 --> 00:09:23,105 -T'ANA: I was on the Algonquin. -[gunfire] 230 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:25,455 Aah! Aw, man. 231 00:09:32,418 --> 00:09:34,203 BOIMLER: All right, we're making great time. 232 00:09:34,246 --> 00:09:35,639 No way is Delta shift beating us to that terminal. 233 00:09:35,683 --> 00:09:37,206 They better not. This is taking forever. 234 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:38,903 Well, I think the view 235 00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:40,775 from our new quarters will more than make up for it. 236 00:09:40,818 --> 00:09:42,994 Plus, we're in parts of the ship almost nobody gets to see. 237 00:09:43,038 --> 00:09:44,996 I think this is super cool. 238 00:09:46,998 --> 00:09:49,261 Ugh. [gags] Ugh. 239 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:51,699 Uh, if by super cool you mean super gross. 240 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:53,657 Why do we even have a swamp on board? 241 00:09:53,701 --> 00:09:55,224 We're under the hydroponics bay. 242 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:56,704 It's great for biomedical research, 243 00:09:56,747 --> 00:09:58,140 or just for flower fans. 244 00:09:58,183 --> 00:09:59,620 What kind of weirdo signs up 245 00:09:59,663 --> 00:10:01,883 for a job in outer space just to garden? 246 00:10:01,926 --> 00:10:03,188 [birds singing] 247 00:10:03,232 --> 00:10:05,626 Ah, the path to Kamata in spring. 248 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:07,671 Whoop. Oh, Gramble, 249 00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:10,631 his throat slit by his mistress. 250 00:10:10,674 --> 00:10:13,111 [gasps] 251 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,852 A Tamarian defrin root. 252 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:16,462 They can grow without water. 253 00:10:16,506 --> 00:10:18,377 All they need is high levels of nitrous oxide. 254 00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:20,510 Uh, is it safe for us to be breathing that? 255 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,555 Oh. Well, I know Orions are immune 256 00:10:22,599 --> 00:10:23,818 to its hallucinogenic properties. 257 00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:26,821 [distorted]: But as for humans... 258 00:10:26,864 --> 00:10:28,779 Um... 259 00:10:28,823 --> 00:10:30,607 Boimler, what is up with your head? 260 00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:32,696 You look like a goddamn sea creature. 261 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,306 [giggling] 262 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:38,441 My head? What about your arms? [laughing] 263 00:10:38,484 --> 00:10:40,878 Yeah, I mean, I don't hate it, though. 264 00:10:40,922 --> 00:10:43,620 Hey, guys, this is actually so funny. Look at this. 265 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:47,145 It says oxygen levels are depleting. [laughing] 266 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:50,235 [laughs] I can taste sounds? What? 267 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:51,976 [high-pitched voice]: We have to get out of here. 268 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:54,109 [mocking]: Oh, we have to get out of here. [chuckles] 269 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:57,112 BOIMLER [echoing]: How? It's a maze. 270 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:58,940 What? What... 271 00:10:58,983 --> 00:11:00,419 -what maze? -BOIMLER: Okay, 272 00:11:00,463 --> 00:11:02,030 you guys stay here and feed the rabbits. 273 00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:03,640 I'm gonna find a way through this maze. [panting] 274 00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:06,469 -No! What?! -I am trapped inside of an egg. 275 00:11:06,512 --> 00:11:08,123 -Come on. -No, leave me alone. 276 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,907 -I don't want to hatch. -Ooh, I've found the door. 277 00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:11,779 -Ugh. We have to go. Now. -No, I do. 278 00:11:11,822 --> 00:11:14,172 -[alarm beeps] -[Boimler grunts] 279 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,044 -[grunts] -Ow! 280 00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,872 -I said go! Hyah! Hyah! -[whimpers] 281 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:19,874 -Why are you being so mean? Ow. -[grunting] 282 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:22,267 [grunts, sighs] 283 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:23,921 [heavy breathing] 284 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:26,707 Whew. Sorry-sorry about that whole egg thing. 285 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,361 That's okay. I'm sorry I made you hatch. 286 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:33,148 It's okay. It's just, oh, it was so warm in there. 287 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:37,979 Ooh, that Tellarite mud bath was phenomenal. 288 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:40,242 I'm glad you enjoyed it, and even more pleased 289 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:43,636 to see your team taking full advantage of our sand garden. 290 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:47,075 Feeling your stress slide away into the sand? 291 00:11:47,118 --> 00:11:49,164 Oh, yeah. Oh, we're really cookin'. 292 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:51,340 Oh, nice. Wait a minute. 293 00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:53,168 Is that a design schematic? 294 00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:55,213 Yup. This little honey will improve the Cerritos 295 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,738 engine efficiency by .5%. 296 00:11:57,781 --> 00:11:58,782 No. No, no, no, no, no. 297 00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,741 You are here to relax. 298 00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:03,439 Like, look. Meredith's got the right idea. 299 00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:06,790 Mmm. Right there. That's the spot. 300 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:09,140 Ensign, working out all those kinks? 301 00:12:09,184 --> 00:12:11,360 Oh, yeah, it's just about ready to get tested. 302 00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:14,885 I'm sorry. Excuse me? Ugh. This is unbelievable. 303 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,844 Sorry. Was I the only one sneaking in a little build time? 304 00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:18,715 FREEMAN [muttering]: They won't relax. Why won't they relax? 305 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:21,022 This is ridiculous. 306 00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:22,937 I'm all for adventure, Boims, but it'd be nice 307 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:25,722 if your little shortcut wasn't actually more of a long cut. 308 00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:27,811 Look, I know, I know. It's just, after all these retrofits, 309 00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:29,813 a lot of this stuff isn't even labeled. 310 00:12:29,857 --> 00:12:32,424 I mean, like this. Uh, ladies first? 311 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:33,643 -Absolutely not. -Yeah, right. 312 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,166 Cool, cool. I got this. 313 00:12:37,516 --> 00:12:40,824 -Holy cow. -Ooh! 314 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:43,174 Whoa. Check it out. Gravity's super low. 315 00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:44,785 Ha, ha. Okay. 316 00:12:44,828 --> 00:12:47,091 -This is a much better room. -[whooping] 317 00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:48,919 All right, Boims, I'll give you this one. 318 00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,095 This is a good shortcut. Ooh. 319 00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:53,532 [laughing] 320 00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:55,230 -BOIMLER: Oh, look at me go. -Whoa. 321 00:12:55,273 --> 00:12:56,753 BOIMLER: Feels so free to do this without an EV suit. 322 00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:58,799 -Come on, Boimler. -[laughing] 323 00:12:58,842 --> 00:13:00,583 Delta shift probably isn't goofing off like this. 324 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,411 We got to go if we want to beat them. 325 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:05,109 Ha. I'm not Boimler. I'm Antigrav Boy, 326 00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:09,548 protector of the lower decks. [whoops] 327 00:13:11,942 --> 00:13:14,510 Commander, a small asteroid cluster is approaching. 328 00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:16,512 Should I target with all phasers? 329 00:13:16,555 --> 00:13:18,906 What? No. This is what we have a deflector for. 330 00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:21,560 Reroute power and let the dish take care of it. 331 00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:22,953 [beeping] 332 00:13:22,997 --> 00:13:24,476 [whooshing] 333 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,695 -Uh-oh. Huh? -[gasps] 334 00:13:28,698 --> 00:13:29,699 Aah! 335 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,527 Help me! 336 00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:34,530 -Whoa! -Aah! [grunting] 337 00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:36,924 -[both grunting] -[Boimler whimpering] 338 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,534 He's getting flattened. We need to make a tether. 339 00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:40,275 Uh, got it! 340 00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:42,538 BOIMLER: Oh, my God! Oh, no. No! 341 00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:43,669 Hold on! 342 00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:44,627 -[grunting] -[groaning] 343 00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:50,154 -Ow! -Mariner, pull! 344 00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:53,027 -[grunting] -Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 345 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:56,073 [all panting] 346 00:13:56,117 --> 00:13:57,640 Antigrav Boy. 347 00:13:57,683 --> 00:13:59,729 -[chuckling] -[chuckles weakly] 348 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,513 TOZ: The human ritual 349 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,341 of mani-pedis is renowned 350 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,388 across the quadrant for its calming power. 351 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,607 Also, I know it would keep their eyes covered and hands busy. 352 00:14:08,651 --> 00:14:10,392 Well, seems like 353 00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:13,047 you've finally figured out how to make them relax. 354 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,658 TOZ: Not a single yellow wristband in the bunch. 355 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:18,443 Ah. Feeling good, Mr. Rutherford? 356 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:20,097 Oh, yeah, Captain. 357 00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:22,012 It's about time these little piggies got pampered. 358 00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:24,101 If you like that, you'll love the manicure. 359 00:14:24,145 --> 00:14:25,973 Oh, just the pedi's fine. 360 00:14:26,016 --> 00:14:29,193 Come on. You can't have a pedi without a mani. 361 00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:31,935 It's like a pedi for your hand-toes. 362 00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:34,024 Uh, no, thanks, not for me. 363 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:37,114 Wait a minute. Did you slide a cucumber slice 364 00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:39,811 under your wristband to block the sensor? 365 00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:43,425 You engineered a workaround to your own stress meter? 366 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,253 I'm sorry. We just wanted you to be happy. 367 00:14:45,296 --> 00:14:48,734 Damn it. Oh. What the hell were you thinking? 368 00:14:48,778 --> 00:14:50,693 That the cucumber's hydrophilic skin creates a natural fil... 369 00:14:50,736 --> 00:14:52,608 -Can it, Meredith. -Sorry, Captain. 370 00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,740 We just didn't want our stress to stress you out. 371 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,481 This is a direct attack. 372 00:14:56,525 --> 00:14:58,309 I came here thinking you respected me enough 373 00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:01,138 to give it a fair shot, but no. No! 374 00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:04,446 -My engineers don't respect me. -That's not true! 375 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,491 It's just one deception after another! 376 00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:08,624 I must be the worst captain in the whole freakin' fleet, 377 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,278 -a total joke. -[beep] 378 00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:11,844 -[gasps] -Am I amusing you? 379 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:13,281 We have a black bander on Deck Four. 380 00:15:13,324 --> 00:15:14,369 -Do I amuse you? -Repeat: a black bander on Four. 381 00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:15,848 This is not a drill. 382 00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:18,329 Don't touch me! Just stand down. I am a captain. 383 00:15:18,373 --> 00:15:19,765 We've been treating the wrong patient. 384 00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:21,637 This woman is under incredible stress. 385 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,552 She hasn't recently been possessed 386 00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:25,032 by any ancient artifacts, has she? 387 00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:27,382 Uh... maybe a couple? 388 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,819 [gasps] Intensive treatment. Now! 389 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,386 -Move. -Oh, engineers. All of them. 390 00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:33,214 All of them are all goddamned Geordi LaForges. 391 00:15:33,257 --> 00:15:34,780 What's gonna happen to her? 392 00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:37,218 She's been repressing months' worth of stress, 393 00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:38,610 and you brought it all out. 394 00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,047 If she doesn't respond to treatment, I'll have to 395 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,136 send her to Earth for a full medical diagnostic. 396 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:44,181 But that would take her away from the Cerritos. 397 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:45,791 Something that could have been avoided 398 00:15:45,835 --> 00:15:47,793 if you'd just followed my treatments. But, no, 399 00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:50,796 you just had to be hardworking. [grunts] 400 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:54,235 She's right. We didn't make an effort today. 401 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:56,063 If that's what the captain needs, then we need 402 00:15:56,106 --> 00:15:58,065 to figure out a way to stop engineering 403 00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:00,893 -and start relaxing. -[gasps] 404 00:16:00,937 --> 00:16:04,245 Sir, I think I know what we shouldn't do. 405 00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:08,292 [grunting] 406 00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:10,512 This vent opens for ten seconds once every hour. 407 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,905 When it does, we'll have a straight shot to the terminal. 408 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:14,516 Great. So what do we do now? 409 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,605 All we have to do is wait. 410 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,217 When you get your room, what are you gonna say to let people in? 411 00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:22,828 Yeah, Riker says "Come," but like, "Come." 412 00:16:22,872 --> 00:16:25,309 So I guess I'll do that? Do I sound cool? Come. 413 00:16:25,353 --> 00:16:27,616 I wish I could make fun, but it does sound cool. 414 00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:29,705 I was thinking, "Enter, friend." 415 00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:31,533 So then whoever comes in is your friend. 416 00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,230 [laughs] I'm going to say "Come," too. 417 00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:34,666 No, don't do that. That's mine. 418 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,191 -I like it. Come. Come. -Come. 419 00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:39,671 -Enter, friend. -[grunting] 420 00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:42,239 -Oh, great. -Beta shifters? 421 00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:43,980 What the hell are you freaks doing down here? 422 00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:45,373 Same as you, Delta shift. 423 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,070 What took you so long, huh? 424 00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:49,377 Tuckered out from staying up past your bedtimes? 425 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,074 You know what? Yeah. We're tired, 426 00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:52,554 and we've been through hell to get here. 427 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:53,990 I can't believe you're trying 428 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:56,166 to bone in on our room lottery plan. 429 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:57,602 Aren't you Beta shifters always crowing 430 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:59,213 about how ethical you are? 431 00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:01,084 You sure you'll be able to live with yourselves 432 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:03,217 -if you hack that terminal? -MARINER: Yeah, I don't know. 433 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,869 I just feel like all the Deck One perks 434 00:17:04,914 --> 00:17:06,655 and privacy'll help us deal with it. 435 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,091 Well, we're not going anywhere. 436 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,703 Yeah. I didn't crawl through a leftover Minooki aqueduct 437 00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:13,618 for nothing. I'm drenched down to my soul. 438 00:17:13,662 --> 00:17:15,664 At least you weren't in the holodeck 439 00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:18,013 for Shaxs' and T'Ana's foreplay fantasy. Ugh. 440 00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:19,928 Oh, man, you ran into them, too? 441 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,411 We heard them going to town from behind stellar cartography. 442 00:17:23,454 --> 00:17:25,500 Aw. I knew they were making progress. 443 00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,329 Yeah, they were definitely making something. 444 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:29,504 -Oh! -[laughing] 445 00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:30,548 Ew. 446 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,333 Barf. 447 00:17:32,376 --> 00:17:35,162 [laughing] I doubt they'll ever let Dr. Migleemo choose 448 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,946 which nebula to scan again after that. 449 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,122 Oh, oh, oh, I got a good one. I got a really good one. 450 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,906 Remember when Ransom got turned into a caveman 451 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,560 and they locked him in the cafeteria? 452 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,693 So, apparently, when he was in there, 453 00:17:44,736 --> 00:17:47,391 he replicated this weird doll out of churros 454 00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:50,090 and carried it around like it was his wife. 455 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,701 Everyone knows that. People called her Churrolivia. 456 00:17:52,744 --> 00:17:55,660 Okay, but did you know he still has the doll? 457 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,401 -Churro, the wife? No. -Oh! Uh-uh. Oh! 458 00:17:57,445 --> 00:17:59,664 I heard he keeps it somewhere in his office 459 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,276 'cause of like a primordial bond he has with it. 460 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:05,017 It does always smell like cinnamon in there. Oh, no. 461 00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:07,019 Come on. That caveman thing was like six months ago. 462 00:18:07,063 --> 00:18:08,978 The churros would all be dried out by now. 463 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,502 He keeps it... refreshed. 464 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:14,375 -[laughter, overlapping chatter] -Ew! 465 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,594 You know, we're really not, like, that different. 466 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,075 I feel like a big part of why we haven't gotten along is just, 467 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,859 you're asleep when we're awake. 468 00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:23,427 But spending this time together, it's actually been nice. 469 00:18:23,471 --> 00:18:25,342 Yeah, you guys are all right. 470 00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:27,997 Too bad when the vent opens, we won't have this anymore. 471 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,652 It would be better if all us lower deckers stuck together. 472 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,220 I mean, why don't we? We could all walk through together. 473 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:35,831 Yeah. Put all our names into the lottery. 474 00:18:35,874 --> 00:18:37,615 At least it'll make it an even split. 475 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,444 I like it. Let us lower deckers have the luck for once. 476 00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:42,142 And then no matter who gets the rooms, 477 00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:43,795 we come out of it with new friends. 478 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:46,189 Delta shift and Beta shift working together. 479 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:48,017 -[door buzzes] -Got it! Quick, quick! 480 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,192 -Nice try, Betas. -[grunting] 481 00:18:49,236 --> 00:18:51,281 -[laughing] -Delta shift! 482 00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:53,153 Goddamn you [bleep] Delta shift pieces of sh... 483 00:18:57,853 --> 00:18:59,289 [shuddering, muttering] 484 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,248 Try-try to do a good thing. Try... 485 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:04,207 -Get away from me, dog. -TOZ: Oh, this is bad. 486 00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:06,601 -Increase puppy levels. -That's all we've got. 487 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:09,647 We even tossed in a couple of bunnies. They had no effect. 488 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,432 Oh, [bleep]. 489 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:14,565 I'm gonna call it. 490 00:19:14,609 --> 00:19:15,740 Somebody get me 491 00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:17,525 -Starfleet Medical on the horn. -Stop! 492 00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:18,700 [whimpers] 493 00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:20,615 Aw, not you, little guys. Keep on puppin'. 494 00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:23,487 Haven't you done enough damage? Get out of here! 495 00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,054 Captain, you were right. 496 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,969 -[grunts] -Letting go of stress is key, 497 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:29,450 and we finally figured out how. Bring it in! 498 00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:32,017 Did you dismantle one of my turbolifts? 499 00:19:32,061 --> 00:19:33,628 We have engineered a machine 500 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:36,283 that removes stress. 501 00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:38,198 You built this? Ugh. 502 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,896 The whole point of this trip was to stop working. 503 00:19:40,939 --> 00:19:43,333 We know, Captain, but it turns out, for us, 504 00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:45,030 there is no greater stress relief 505 00:19:45,074 --> 00:19:47,685 than engineering a solution to a problem. 506 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,687 -[chiming] -No, this is preposterous. 507 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,429 -Ready the captain for transfer. -RUTHERFORD: Captain, please. 508 00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:54,518 Ten seconds in this pod will give you the same 509 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,694 therapeutic benefits of a month spent on the Dove. 510 00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:00,132 Will you try it? We can't afford to lose you. 511 00:20:01,438 --> 00:20:02,831 Ugh. All right, all right, fine. 512 00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,399 Wait, now, how does this work? 513 00:20:05,442 --> 00:20:07,096 -[whirring] -[groans] Whoa. 514 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,272 Ah. Oh! Aah! 515 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,753 [whirring down] 516 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,798 Captain, how do you feel? 517 00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:16,627 That was... incredible. 518 00:20:16,671 --> 00:20:18,368 Oh, it was better than 519 00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:21,371 a thousand massages combined. 520 00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:24,026 Oh, my God, I feel like a new woman. 521 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:26,637 Remarkable. Your levels have all returned to baseline. 522 00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:28,291 What an amazing device. 523 00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:30,119 With one of these on every ship, 524 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,208 Starfleet will no longer even need the Dove. 525 00:20:32,252 --> 00:20:35,646 And you can thank the Cerritos engineers for that. 526 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:37,648 Come on, team. Let's get back to work. 527 00:20:37,692 --> 00:20:40,172 -Yes, work! -[bleep] yeah! 528 00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:42,349 Oh, yeah. Bye-bye, yeah. 529 00:20:42,392 --> 00:20:44,873 I want this thing ejected from my ship right now! 530 00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:47,789 -But, it's exactly what we... -I said get rid of it! 531 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,356 Gah! After everything we went through, 532 00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:50,922 -stupid Delta shift won. -MARINER: I can't believe 533 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,055 I laughed at their caveman Ransom story. 534 00:20:53,098 --> 00:20:54,796 It's probably fake, just like they are. 535 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,493 Stupid Delta shift stabbed us in the back 536 00:20:56,537 --> 00:20:59,061 and left us in a puddle of Minooki water. 537 00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:01,455 Hey, check it out. It's draining. 538 00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:04,327 Oh, great. I'll put that fun detail in my personal log, 539 00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:05,807 right after the part where we got betrayed. 540 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,330 This might bypass the vent. 541 00:21:07,374 --> 00:21:09,811 -Uh, it's not on the map. -Ah, I don't know. 542 00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:11,595 There could be incinerators down there. 543 00:21:11,639 --> 00:21:13,118 Huh. Doesn't feel hot. I guess 544 00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:15,207 it'll take someone bold to find out. 545 00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:16,948 Boimler, no, that's a bad idea, man. 546 00:21:16,992 --> 00:21:18,994 -Antigrav Boy! -No, no, no! Boimler, no! 547 00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:21,170 I'm fine. It was fun. Come on in. 548 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,215 [sighs] We really need to do something 549 00:21:23,259 --> 00:21:26,654 about this bold Boimler thing. It is not sustainable. 550 00:21:26,697 --> 00:21:30,005 -[groans] All right. -Aah! 551 00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:33,051 -Ooh! That was fun! -Yeah, and this 552 00:21:33,095 --> 00:21:35,227 goes right up to the terminal. We're right there. 553 00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:36,620 And no Delta shifters in sight. 554 00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:39,406 Yup, 'cause fortune favors the bold. 555 00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:41,364 Don't. Don't, with the bold thing. 556 00:21:41,408 --> 00:21:43,148 [gasps] 557 00:21:45,455 --> 00:21:47,414 TENDI: I can't believe we did it. 558 00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:49,416 Joke's on them for leaving us behind. 559 00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:51,069 Now there's no way we're sharing. 560 00:21:51,113 --> 00:21:52,854 Just gonna make sure our names are the only ones 561 00:21:52,897 --> 00:21:55,160 on the list, then lock the Deltas out. 562 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:57,119 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 563 00:21:57,162 --> 00:21:59,077 This says there aren't four rooms on Deck One. 564 00:21:59,121 --> 00:22:01,645 -It's one room on Deck Four. -Only one? 565 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,821 So wait, so wait. So who should get it? 566 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,389 It would mean being on a different deck, all by yourself. 567 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:08,913 We wouldn't get to have days like this anymore. 568 00:22:08,957 --> 00:22:11,438 Even with all the peril, it was really fun just being together. 569 00:22:11,481 --> 00:22:13,091 Yeah, and you know 570 00:22:13,135 --> 00:22:15,224 we're only gonna be lower deckers for so long. 571 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,400 I mean, in no time Tendi's gonna be a bridge officer. 572 00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:19,097 I'll probably get drummed out of Starfleet 573 00:22:19,141 --> 00:22:20,969 for calling Ransom a piece of [bleep], and, Boimler, 574 00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:23,275 you'll be dead, because of the whole being bold thing. 575 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:26,888 If even one of us takes that room, it'll break us up forever. 576 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:29,325 And you know who really deserves that? 577 00:22:29,369 --> 00:22:31,240 ALL: Delta shift. 578 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,416 Yeah. Let's just walk away and let them ruin their friendship. 579 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:35,287 [all laughing] 580 00:22:35,331 --> 00:22:36,854 Beta shifters stick together. 581 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:40,771 [laughs] Stupid Delta shift. 582 00:22:40,815 --> 00:22:42,730 Yeah, yeah, come check out the room, everybody. 583 00:22:42,773 --> 00:22:44,514 -Yeah, come on by. It's huge. -[whoops, laughs] 584 00:22:44,558 --> 00:22:46,777 I can't believe they're sharing that one room. 585 00:22:46,821 --> 00:22:48,779 God, they just put four beds in there, 586 00:22:48,823 --> 00:22:50,390 and now it's like their private party quarters. 587 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:52,043 Ugh. Why didn't wethink of that? 588 00:22:52,087 --> 00:22:53,654 I don't know. We were tired. 589 00:22:53,697 --> 00:22:55,656 Hey, why didn't you guys grab that room for me? 590 00:22:55,699 --> 00:22:57,353 We didn't think you would want it. 591 00:22:57,397 --> 00:22:59,050 Of course I wanted it. What are you talking about? 592 00:22:59,094 --> 00:23:00,443 We all wanted it. 593 00:23:00,487 --> 00:23:01,662 'Cause, you know, Beta shifters stick together. 594 00:23:01,705 --> 00:23:03,228 -We still could have. -TENDI: Well, we kind of 595 00:23:03,272 --> 00:23:05,405 got caught up in the all-for-one, one-for-all spirit. 596 00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:07,537 Ugh! That's the definition of one-for-all. 597 00:23:07,581 --> 00:23:09,409 One room for all of us. 598 00:23:09,452 --> 00:23:11,193 -Hey, hey, relax, man. -I am relaxed! 599 00:23:11,236 --> 00:23:13,717 I just got back from a spa! Listen, I heard 600 00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:16,154 that Delta shift is having a private party tonight, 601 00:23:16,198 --> 00:23:17,286 and we got to get on that list. [gasps] 602 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,461 We could go back to the terminal. 603 00:23:18,505 --> 00:23:19,767 OTHER THREE: No. 604 00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:21,159 -Come on. You said it was fun. -Not that fun. 605 00:23:21,203 --> 00:23:23,248 Hey, how's it going? Okay. 606 00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:26,991 Computer, 35 churros in an unmarked paper bag, hot. 607 00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:31,795 [man imitates weapons firing] 608 00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:34,624 Chirp.