1 00:00:23,435 --> 00:00:26,395 ♪ 2 00:00:26,438 --> 00:00:28,658 No, no. 3 00:00:28,701 --> 00:00:31,922 No, no, it's overheating. 4 00:00:34,446 --> 00:00:36,405 Come on. Keep it together! 5 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:38,059 [alarm blaring] 6 00:00:39,799 --> 00:00:41,888 -Aah! -[high-pitched yelp] 7 00:00:41,932 --> 00:00:44,195 [panting] Sorry. 8 00:00:45,196 --> 00:00:46,850 ♪ 9 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:48,069 [moaning] 10 00:00:49,026 --> 00:00:51,072 ♪ 11 00:01:08,393 --> 00:01:10,439 ♪ 12 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:46,866 ♪ 13 00:01:57,572 --> 00:01:59,530 ♪ 14 00:01:59,575 --> 00:02:03,666 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58354.2. 15 00:02:03,709 --> 00:02:06,190 TheCerritos is back at Tulgana IV, 16 00:02:06,234 --> 00:02:07,800 where we'll be updating 17 00:02:07,844 --> 00:02:09,628 the Federation consulate's power systems, 18 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,457 a straightforward job which gives us extra time 19 00:02:12,501 --> 00:02:15,025 to fill some of our Starfleet quotas. 20 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,158 Ugh, the recruitment booth, no! 21 00:02:17,201 --> 00:02:19,595 -Well, someone's got to do it. -Uh, do they? 22 00:02:19,638 --> 00:02:21,423 'Cause last time I checked, nobody's ever signed up 23 00:02:21,466 --> 00:02:23,207 for Starfleet at the recruitment booth. 24 00:02:23,251 --> 00:02:24,730 -I did. -Shh, shh, you're not helping. 25 00:02:24,774 --> 00:02:26,689 -Sorry. -I know it's not super exciting, 26 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:28,778 but it's our assignment. What are you gonna do? 27 00:02:28,821 --> 00:02:31,172 Hmm, complain the whole time and make it twice as miserable. 28 00:02:31,215 --> 00:02:33,999 [sighs] That is your specialty. 29 00:02:34,044 --> 00:02:36,307 [yawning] Ow. 30 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:38,483 You okay, Rutherford? Man, you look wiped. 31 00:02:38,527 --> 00:02:39,963 I haven't slept in a week. 32 00:02:40,006 --> 00:02:41,530 I keep having the same crazy nightmare. 33 00:02:41,573 --> 00:02:43,314 Ooh, the one where you're in a new timeline 34 00:02:43,358 --> 00:02:44,707 with Kirk and Spock 35 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:46,099 where they have cinematic chemistry? 36 00:02:46,143 --> 00:02:48,100 -Ugh, I wish. -Looks like you've got 37 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:50,016 some long-term memories stuck in the buffer. 38 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,497 Probably useless stuff like when you called the captain "Mom." 39 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,020 Want me to purge the cache? 40 00:02:54,064 --> 00:02:56,066 Yes. Anything to help me sleep. 41 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,111 -[sighs] -And done. 42 00:02:58,155 --> 00:02:59,504 Why don't you go take a nap? 43 00:02:59,548 --> 00:03:00,940 You'll wake up feeling like a new man. 44 00:03:00,984 --> 00:03:02,464 [yawns] Thanks, Tendi. 45 00:03:02,507 --> 00:03:03,987 Hope you're right. 46 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,032 [grunting] 47 00:03:06,076 --> 00:03:08,383 There's a spot where we can set up in the commuter's market. 48 00:03:08,426 --> 00:03:10,123 I have a degree in xenohistory, but sure, 49 00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:12,517 put me on folding-table duty. That's great. 50 00:03:12,561 --> 00:03:15,477 Oh, I'm sorry, is the booth not exciting enough for you? 51 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,956 Yeah, actually, it's the worst 52 00:03:16,999 --> 00:03:18,436 and I'm really glad you said something. 53 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,481 Can we get a different assignment, please? 54 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:20,960 I don't care if you like it, 55 00:03:21,004 --> 00:03:22,266 -that's not the point. -No. The point is 56 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,876 to give us work nobody cares about 57 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,052 so the captain can tick off a meaningless box. 58 00:03:26,096 --> 00:03:28,620 I care, and I'm gonna be checking in today. 59 00:03:28,664 --> 00:03:31,580 If you so much as step one foot out of that booth, 60 00:03:31,623 --> 00:03:34,235 I will transfer you to Starbase 80. 61 00:03:34,278 --> 00:03:35,671 Starbase 80? 62 00:03:35,713 --> 00:03:37,281 Don't joke about that. Starbase 80 is the worst. 63 00:03:37,325 --> 00:03:39,501 When I get down there, you better be in the booth 64 00:03:39,544 --> 00:03:41,459 with a PADD full of contact info, 65 00:03:41,503 --> 00:03:42,895 or you'll be at SB80 66 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,462 faster than you can possibly imagine. 67 00:03:44,506 --> 00:03:46,247 Okay, okay, I get it. 68 00:03:55,473 --> 00:03:57,910 Okey dokey, time for some shut-eye. 69 00:03:57,954 --> 00:04:01,044 [yawns] Hmm. 70 00:04:01,827 --> 00:04:04,439 -[buzzing] -Huh? 71 00:04:04,482 --> 00:04:06,267 Ah, my [bleep] head. 72 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,530 Did I even go out last night? 73 00:04:08,573 --> 00:04:11,054 Wait, what's going on here? 74 00:04:11,097 --> 00:04:15,450 Ugh, those are the ugliest nacelles I've ever seen. 75 00:04:15,493 --> 00:04:17,365 And who put Engineering down there? 76 00:04:17,408 --> 00:04:18,757 That's stupid. 77 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,932 Wait a minute, California-class? 78 00:04:20,977 --> 00:04:22,500 How did I get here? 79 00:04:22,544 --> 00:04:24,154 COMPUTER: Ensign Samanthan Rutherford. 80 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:27,984 Transferred from Douglas Station on stardate 56329.4. 81 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:29,594 Okay, shut up, shut up. 82 00:04:29,638 --> 00:04:30,769 What the hell is this? 83 00:04:32,989 --> 00:04:34,120 Holy moly. 84 00:04:34,164 --> 00:04:36,079 What the heck is happening here? 85 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:38,299 Hey, hey! Let me out of here. 86 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:40,997 Hey, you. Give me back control of my body. 87 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,086 [scoffs] Nah, dude, this is my body. 88 00:04:43,129 --> 00:04:44,348 You already effed it up. 89 00:04:44,392 --> 00:04:46,002 -No, it's not. -Whatever, man. 90 00:04:46,045 --> 00:04:47,786 I don't take orders from a reflection. [chuckles] 91 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,353 I'm not a reflection. 92 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:52,313 Help! I think an anaphasic alien took over my body. 93 00:04:52,356 --> 00:04:55,011 -You're an anaphasic alien. -Nuh-uh, you are. 94 00:04:55,054 --> 00:04:56,447 Hey, what is this thing on my face? 95 00:04:56,491 --> 00:04:57,666 It's my face. 96 00:04:57,709 --> 00:04:59,058 Fine, fine, fine, don't answer it. 97 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:01,670 -I don't need you. -Hey, hey! Get back here! 98 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:02,975 Aw, man. 99 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:05,978 ♪ 100 00:05:09,112 --> 00:05:11,984 [indistinct chatter] 101 00:05:12,028 --> 00:05:13,595 Starfleet, get your Starfleet. 102 00:05:13,638 --> 00:05:15,118 We got new worlds, 103 00:05:15,161 --> 00:05:16,946 they're strange, and they need seeking out. 104 00:05:16,989 --> 00:05:20,036 Wow, it's crazy to hear you, like, actually trying. 105 00:05:20,079 --> 00:05:22,038 Yeah, I have to. Ransom's got it out for me. 106 00:05:22,081 --> 00:05:24,170 I'm not taking any chances with creepy-ass Starbase 80. 107 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:27,913 Do you have to go to Starfleet Academy to work on a ship? 108 00:05:27,957 --> 00:05:29,480 Ah, thank you for asking. No, not at all. 109 00:05:29,524 --> 00:05:30,873 You can enlist as an NCO and then go 110 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:32,265 to the Tech Services Academy on Mars. 111 00:05:32,309 --> 00:05:33,310 You could work in a transporter bay. 112 00:05:33,353 --> 00:05:34,311 How about that? 113 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:36,052 Really? 114 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:37,793 Do the transporter guys ever get to sit on the bridge? 115 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:40,317 Um, I mean, yeah, I guess, it could... it could happen. 116 00:05:40,361 --> 00:05:42,101 PETRA: Hey, pal. 117 00:05:42,145 --> 00:05:44,495 You're signing up for seven years in a windowless room. 118 00:05:44,539 --> 00:05:46,367 Wait, really? 119 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,238 Don't listen to her, the ships have, like, tons of windows. 120 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,544 It's, like, practically a greenhouse, right? 121 00:05:49,587 --> 00:05:50,849 Just not, like, every single room. 122 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:52,460 -Meh. -Ugh. 123 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:54,375 What the hell, lady? I was about to close. 124 00:05:54,418 --> 00:05:56,812 Aw, did I step on your little sales pitch? 125 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:59,423 What are you even, some kind of space archaeologist? 126 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:01,469 Independent space archaeologist. 127 00:06:01,512 --> 00:06:03,427 That first part's important, since you know, 128 00:06:03,471 --> 00:06:06,125 I'm free to do whatever I want, 129 00:06:06,169 --> 00:06:08,301 unlike some ensigns around here. 130 00:06:08,345 --> 00:06:09,651 [scoffs] All right, fine. Whatever. 131 00:06:09,694 --> 00:06:12,262 Uh, Starfleet. Get your Starfleet. 132 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,438 Prepare yourself for Warp 10 excitement. 133 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:16,745 Discover the undiscovered country. 134 00:06:16,788 --> 00:06:19,530 How often do you get to collect dilithium? 135 00:06:19,574 --> 00:06:21,314 Oh, all the time, tons of crystals. 136 00:06:21,358 --> 00:06:22,620 PETRA: Hey, buddy. 137 00:06:22,664 --> 00:06:24,405 -You want to be a Borg? -What? No. 138 00:06:24,448 --> 00:06:27,277 Starfleet crews get assimilated all the time. 139 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,062 Hope you like being covered in black rubber tubing. 140 00:06:30,106 --> 00:06:32,500 -Aah! -[groans] We do not! 141 00:06:32,543 --> 00:06:35,459 Borg drone, Starfleet drone, what's the diff? 142 00:06:35,503 --> 00:06:37,548 The "diff" is I'm about to shove one of those artifacts 143 00:06:37,592 --> 00:06:38,810 -up your ass. -Mariner, don't. 144 00:06:38,853 --> 00:06:40,072 -Just stay focused. -[groans] 145 00:06:42,292 --> 00:06:43,293 [Red Rutherford hisses] 146 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,990 Graphenated corridor joists? 147 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:48,037 These Cali-class junkers are such fire traps. 148 00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:51,475 The Cerritosis a great ship. Give me back my body. 149 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:53,259 Hey, there, pretty lady. 150 00:06:53,303 --> 00:06:55,436 -Hey, Rutherford. What's up? -No, no. Don't talk to her. 151 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:57,916 I mean, everything, now that I ran into you. 152 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,136 Trill, huh? Those spots go all the way down? 153 00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:01,877 Excuse me? 154 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,140 Barnes, call the captain. He's an alien or something. 155 00:07:04,183 --> 00:07:06,490 Hey, Trill, uh, when is the security shift change? 156 00:07:06,534 --> 00:07:07,491 Why would I know? 157 00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:09,145 Because you're in security? 158 00:07:09,188 --> 00:07:10,712 We've been on four dates 159 00:07:10,755 --> 00:07:12,583 and you don't even know what division I'm in? 160 00:07:12,627 --> 00:07:14,150 Well, damn. Maybe if you weren't so boring, 161 00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:15,586 I'd remember some of this stuff. 162 00:07:15,630 --> 00:07:17,109 Uh! 163 00:07:17,153 --> 00:07:18,676 -[groans, sniffles] -Oh, okay. Walk away. 164 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,722 I got to figure out a way to contact Tendi. 165 00:07:20,765 --> 00:07:22,375 She'll know how to get rid of you. 166 00:07:22,419 --> 00:07:23,376 Wait, who's Tendi? 167 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,509 Uh, nobody. Never mind. 168 00:07:25,553 --> 00:07:27,772 -Computer, locate Tendi. -Computer, no! 169 00:07:27,816 --> 00:07:29,513 COMPUTER: Ensign Tendi is currently located 170 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:31,210 in Repair Bay Five. 171 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:32,821 No, no, no, no. I-I don't know what you're thinking, 172 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:34,518 but you stay away from her. 173 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:38,000 Hey, check out this pod plant from Omicron Ceti III. 174 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,176 It blasts out mind-control pollen. 175 00:07:40,219 --> 00:07:41,482 Jeepers creepers. 176 00:07:41,525 --> 00:07:42,700 [laughs] That's swell. 177 00:07:42,744 --> 00:07:44,397 I don't even talk like that. 178 00:07:44,441 --> 00:07:46,138 She's gonna see right through you, you goofy goof. 179 00:07:46,182 --> 00:07:47,836 [chuckles] Oopsie doodle. 180 00:07:47,879 --> 00:07:49,968 I can't remember when the security shift change is. 181 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:52,884 -[laughs] It's at 0900, silly. -Of course. 182 00:07:52,928 --> 00:07:53,972 [both laughing] 183 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,626 Tendi, come on. That's not me. 184 00:07:55,670 --> 00:07:57,106 [exclaiming] 185 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:58,107 [grunts] 186 00:07:58,150 --> 00:07:59,238 Ah! Damn. 187 00:07:59,282 --> 00:08:00,588 [gasps] It worked. 188 00:08:00,631 --> 00:08:02,503 Dude, don't do that. This is my body. 189 00:08:02,546 --> 00:08:03,547 Who are you talking to? 190 00:08:03,591 --> 00:08:05,070 Don't do this? [grunts] 191 00:08:05,114 --> 00:08:07,029 -Aah! I'll kill you. -[grunts] 192 00:08:07,072 --> 00:08:09,074 Rutherford, are you okay? 193 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:10,815 Let me take a look at your implant. 194 00:08:10,859 --> 00:08:11,860 Get away from me! 195 00:08:11,903 --> 00:08:13,296 -I'm fine! -Aah! 196 00:08:13,339 --> 00:08:15,864 [panting]: Ensign Tendi to sickbay. 197 00:08:15,907 --> 00:08:18,606 I need an emergency medical team on Deck 11. 198 00:08:18,649 --> 00:08:20,129 Huh. 199 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,609 PETRA: See more where that came from, kid. 200 00:08:21,652 --> 00:08:22,697 Just join the Indie Archaeologists' Guild. 201 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:23,741 [Mariner sputters] 202 00:08:23,785 --> 00:08:25,134 More like space thieves. 203 00:08:25,177 --> 00:08:26,614 Hey, why don't you go in that museum 204 00:08:26,657 --> 00:08:28,267 and steal some artifacts? I know you want to. 205 00:08:28,311 --> 00:08:30,139 [chuckles]: Oh, right. 206 00:08:30,182 --> 00:08:32,097 Because everyone who doesn't salute their boss 207 00:08:32,141 --> 00:08:33,621 is a criminal? 208 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:35,839 You know, lady, if you are really dedicated 209 00:08:35,884 --> 00:08:37,276 to the pursuit of knowledge, 210 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,626 then you're kind of limiting yourself 211 00:08:38,669 --> 00:08:39,974 by not being in Starfleet, actually. 212 00:08:40,017 --> 00:08:42,368 Ooh, actually, I was in Starfleet. 213 00:08:42,411 --> 00:08:44,893 Petra Aberdeen-- graduated Academy, 214 00:08:44,936 --> 00:08:46,111 did a tour in the fleet 215 00:08:46,155 --> 00:08:47,809 before wising up and getting out. 216 00:08:47,852 --> 00:08:49,288 -[whirs] -Whoa. 217 00:08:49,332 --> 00:08:51,073 You served on the Victory? 218 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:53,205 Well, you must have screwed up pretty bad to end up here. 219 00:08:53,249 --> 00:08:55,947 [scoffs] Sure, why leave the big fancy ships, 220 00:08:55,991 --> 00:08:58,428 just for a life of freedom and nonviolence? 221 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,212 Starfleet isn't violent. 222 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:02,650 Well, tell that to the Romulans, the Klingons, the Cardassians... 223 00:09:02,693 --> 00:09:04,565 What? They attack us. It's self-defense. 224 00:09:04,608 --> 00:09:07,916 Oh, right, you guys totally aren't a pseudo navy at all. 225 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:09,134 [groans] 226 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:12,529 -[grumbles] -Aah! 227 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:15,053 [grunts] 228 00:09:17,055 --> 00:09:18,100 Ah! 229 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,539 [both grunt] 230 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,934 Oh, come on, come on, come on! 231 00:09:25,977 --> 00:09:27,718 Tulgana IV has an ion field, 232 00:09:27,762 --> 00:09:29,851 transporter won't get a solid lock. 233 00:09:29,894 --> 00:09:34,029 You know that, baby bear. Unless you aren't you. 234 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:36,118 My nickname's "baby bear"? That's stupid. 235 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:39,817 [grunting] 236 00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:41,471 Aah! 237 00:09:42,907 --> 00:09:45,649 Oh, here we are. Captain's yacht. 238 00:09:45,693 --> 00:09:47,477 -Now we're talking. -You messed 239 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,957 with the wrong crew, buddy. 240 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,785 Oh, yeah? Then why am I about to take off 241 00:09:50,828 --> 00:09:52,656 with my own warp-capable starship? 242 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:53,788 They'll never find me. 243 00:09:53,831 --> 00:09:56,399 Unless someone buys them some time. 244 00:09:56,442 --> 00:09:58,619 [groaning] 245 00:09:59,663 --> 00:10:02,057 Man, I'll kill you. Don't touch that. 246 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,842 -Fine, I don't need to anyway. -Wait. Really? 247 00:10:04,886 --> 00:10:06,235 Sorry, baby bear. 248 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:07,540 Aah! 249 00:10:07,584 --> 00:10:10,195 [both shouting] 250 00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:13,198 SHAXS: Dr. T'Ana, I need a medical team 251 00:10:13,242 --> 00:10:15,636 to the captain's yacht now! 252 00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:21,903 ♪ 253 00:10:21,946 --> 00:10:23,644 Huh. 254 00:10:23,687 --> 00:10:25,950 According to my scans, there's no anaphasic presence. 255 00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:28,039 Ensign Rutherford is still himself, 256 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:31,303 but his memory and personality are from a decade ago. 257 00:10:31,347 --> 00:10:34,132 It's almost like a backup overwrote his brain. 258 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,308 I-I cleared the cache on his implant. 259 00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:38,354 Did I erase my best friend? 260 00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:42,010 Oh, cerebral activity's high. Something's going on in there. 261 00:10:42,053 --> 00:10:44,926 We'll just have to wait and see which Rutherford wakes up. 262 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,624 ♪ 263 00:10:50,018 --> 00:10:51,846 [exhales] Wha...? 264 00:10:51,889 --> 00:10:53,630 Oh, come on, man. 265 00:10:53,674 --> 00:10:56,024 Yep, now we're both stuck in a blank white void. 266 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:58,069 Just shut up, old man. This is all your fault. 267 00:10:58,113 --> 00:10:59,462 [gasps] Wait. 268 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:00,985 You're a younger version of me. 269 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:03,858 No, you're the older, cornier version of me. 270 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,729 And now we're both stuck in the stupid mindscape. 271 00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:07,165 Mind what? 272 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,994 It's a manifestation of our brain. Look. 273 00:11:10,038 --> 00:11:12,301 See? Try it out. 274 00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:13,781 [grunts] 275 00:11:14,782 --> 00:11:16,348 Whoa. 276 00:11:16,392 --> 00:11:17,741 Damn, you're right. 277 00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:19,090 This says we're in my subconscious. 278 00:11:19,134 --> 00:11:20,701 Yeah, dummy. 279 00:11:20,744 --> 00:11:22,224 The brain can't handle having two full copies 280 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,443 -of a person in here. -So it partitioned us? 281 00:11:24,487 --> 00:11:27,272 Until one emerges as the dominant personality, yeah. 282 00:11:27,316 --> 00:11:29,144 Well, that's me. You're an imposter. 283 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:31,102 Oh, really? Then why can I do this? 284 00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:34,497 Wait. 285 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,977 I've been here before. 286 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:36,978 Oh. 287 00:11:37,021 --> 00:11:38,980 What's this? 288 00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:41,025 RED RUTHERFORD: The Sampaguita, fastest racer in the quadrant, 289 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:42,853 designed by yours truly. 290 00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:44,463 This isn't a ship, 291 00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:45,987 this is a seat strapped to an impulse engine. 292 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,597 Yeah, baby. Pretty cool, right? 293 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,077 Hang on. If you're young me, 294 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,079 why don't I remember building this? 295 00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:52,602 Because you erased your own memories, man. 296 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,604 And you did it to me with this. 297 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,214 My implant? No way. 298 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,042 It was just to help me with engineering. 299 00:11:58,086 --> 00:11:59,914 You sure about that? 300 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:03,787 What if someone asks why he has it? 301 00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:06,529 We programmed that in. He'll think it was elective. 302 00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:09,488 You tried to erase all the memories that made us cool, 303 00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:10,881 but it didn't work. 304 00:12:10,925 --> 00:12:12,274 The brain is more complicated than that 305 00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,493 and it kept my cool ass stored away. 306 00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:16,582 So, blao, here I am, baby. 307 00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:18,062 If that's true, then how come you never tried 308 00:12:18,106 --> 00:12:19,063 to take over before? 309 00:12:19,107 --> 00:12:20,804 I did, dude. 310 00:12:20,848 --> 00:12:22,675 Haven't you noticed this thing is always bugging out? 311 00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:24,373 Your programs turning against you? 312 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:27,028 -Behavioral shifts? -I did like pears for a minute. 313 00:12:27,071 --> 00:12:29,813 I love pears. That was me trying to get my body back. 314 00:12:29,857 --> 00:12:32,947 Fine, so we're both us-- I mean me. 315 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:35,210 But if you take over, won't I get erased? 316 00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,299 Yeah. Only one of us can walk out of here. 317 00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:38,387 We have to choose. 318 00:12:39,823 --> 00:12:40,868 And I choose me. 319 00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:42,391 Later, loser. [laughing] 320 00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:43,958 [panting] 321 00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:46,047 [grunting] 322 00:12:48,223 --> 00:12:49,224 Come on. 323 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:50,834 Get off me, man. 324 00:12:50,878 --> 00:12:53,706 You're not going anywhere until we figure this out. 325 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,969 What is this place anyway? 326 00:12:55,012 --> 00:12:56,361 This is our garage, man. 327 00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:57,972 We used to sneak off from the Academy 328 00:12:58,015 --> 00:13:00,017 to build our sick racing ships here. 329 00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:01,453 That's cool, but why the sneaking? 330 00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:03,151 Because of stupid Starfleet. 331 00:13:03,194 --> 00:13:04,805 They never let us test our own engines. 332 00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,719 They wanted to make us wait until we graduated 333 00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:09,200 before we're even near a warp core. So dumb. 334 00:13:09,244 --> 00:13:11,028 Makes sense. 335 00:13:11,072 --> 00:13:12,682 We could have gotten hurt messing around with this stuff. 336 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,292 Oh, but we did more than mess around. 337 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,728 We funded all this 338 00:13:15,772 --> 00:13:17,687 by winning Devron races, baby. [laughs] 339 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,080 Those go through the neutral zone. 340 00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:20,255 They're illegal. 341 00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:21,560 Yeah, duh. 342 00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:23,040 Man, you really bought into that 343 00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:24,607 whole okey dokey bull[bleep], didn't you? 344 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,739 Yes. [grunts] 345 00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:28,350 We can't stay in here forever. 346 00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:30,221 Shouldn't the best engineer get to take control? 347 00:13:30,265 --> 00:13:33,398 Yes. Great idea. Let's take an engineering test. 348 00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:34,965 No, man, tests are dumb. 349 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:37,098 How about something a little more interesting? 350 00:13:37,141 --> 00:13:40,405 A race. Both of us build our own ships. 351 00:13:40,449 --> 00:13:42,320 -Winner takes the brain. -And the loser? 352 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,366 Gets erased. Dude, come on. Keep up. 353 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,976 Aah! I don't know how much longer 354 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,456 our body can stay in this coma, 355 00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,371 so one of us has to take over. 356 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:52,026 Okay, I'm in. 357 00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:54,115 ♪ 358 00:13:54,158 --> 00:13:55,290 [munching] 359 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,944 Do you ever get to touch mummies? 360 00:13:56,987 --> 00:13:58,684 Constantly. 361 00:13:58,728 --> 00:14:01,035 And you never have to go back in time to save Earth. 362 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,864 That only happened, like, four times. Five, tops. 363 00:14:03,907 --> 00:14:04,995 Oh, great. 364 00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:06,301 The Collector's Guild. 365 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:08,172 [chuckling]: Well, look at this. 366 00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:11,480 Word's getting around you little ensigns can't leave the booth. 367 00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:13,612 The only thing you two collect is dust. 368 00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:16,441 -[laughing] -Oh, now, that was collectible. 369 00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:18,617 Yeah, well, that was dumb and you should hate yourself. 370 00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,271 So there. 371 00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:21,751 Okay, let's just calm down, don't listen to them. 372 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,622 And... Oh, no, here come the conspiracy truthers. 373 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,624 Hey, Starfleet, when are we gonna hear the truth 374 00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:27,278 about what happened to Sisko? 375 00:14:27,322 --> 00:14:29,715 What? No, he's working hard in a celestial temple. 376 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:30,760 Yeah, right. 377 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,588 How about when parasites crawled 378 00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,982 into Starfleet admirals' butts and took over their brains? 379 00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:36,635 Want to come clean about that? 380 00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,463 It's just a stupid conspiracy. It never happened. 381 00:14:38,507 --> 00:14:39,551 [clears throat] Actually, I think it did. 382 00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:41,031 Really? 383 00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:43,164 How do we know you two don't got butt bugs? 384 00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:45,818 Well, if we did, we'd have to kill you for figuring it out. 385 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,386 Sure, if you could leave the booth. 386 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,301 [laughing] 387 00:14:50,345 --> 00:14:51,607 -[groaning] -No, no, no, no. 388 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:54,044 -[model shatters] -Not the 'Gazer! 389 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,876 ♪ 390 00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:14,456 [sputters] Oh, my God! 391 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:17,241 Hang on a second, is this a Starfleet design? 392 00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:19,069 Yeah. It's the Delta Flyer. 393 00:15:19,113 --> 00:15:21,637 It's superfast and it's got pop-out impulse thrusters. 394 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,334 Tom Paris designed it on Voyager. 395 00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:24,770 [laughs] 396 00:15:24,814 --> 00:15:26,424 I mean, you could have built literally 397 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,818 anything you could imagine. You know that, right? 398 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,080 I've always wanted one of these. 399 00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,516 It's got some Borg tech and... 400 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,170 Dude, it's a shuttle with a paint job. 401 00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,303 You could've made this. 402 00:15:35,346 --> 00:15:37,392 ♪ 403 00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:40,351 Whoa-key dokey! 404 00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:42,179 Vulcan inverters, quad engines, 405 00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:44,616 I mean, you might as well just give me the body now. 406 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,009 Whatever. The Delta Flyer'sawesome. 407 00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:47,793 It even came with a matching outfit for me. 408 00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:49,621 You know, for a minute there 409 00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:52,276 I thought maybe the years you had on me might even us up, 410 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,930 but this is just sad. 411 00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:56,150 Hang on. Let me get my outfit on. 412 00:15:56,193 --> 00:15:58,021 [laughing] 413 00:15:58,065 --> 00:16:00,676 Whoa, hold on, you're on the Cerritos. 414 00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:02,939 Your captain bombed the Pakleds, didn't she? 415 00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:05,768 Oh! There were so many good artifacts in that city. 416 00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:07,813 What? Those idiots bombed themselves! 417 00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:09,728 Great diplomacy either way. 418 00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:11,556 [groans] Oh, no. No, no, no. 419 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,254 I'm not [bleep]ing doing this. 420 00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:15,038 I don't want to hear it from you outpost scientists. 421 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,214 Well, I have a question about joining Starfleet. 422 00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:18,955 Oh. Uh, really? 423 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:22,219 Yeah, I love those uniforms. If I join, do I get one? 424 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,829 Yeah. Yeah, you do. 425 00:16:23,873 --> 00:16:25,222 I mean, our style isn't across the whole fleet, 426 00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,702 but they're in the California-class... 427 00:16:26,745 --> 00:16:28,834 [laughing] God, I'm so sorry, I-I can't. 428 00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:31,141 This guy actually thinks the uniforms are cool. 429 00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:32,577 They are cool. 430 00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:34,623 Uh, then why are they always changing? 431 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,016 Starfleet updates them. 432 00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:37,408 There's always room for improvement. 433 00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:38,931 Like-like we get this really cool flap. 434 00:16:38,975 --> 00:16:40,977 Oh, please. Why do you even need uniforms? 435 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,370 You are not in the military. 436 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,111 -PETRA: I'd say they are. -Oh, shut up! 437 00:16:44,154 --> 00:16:46,504 Us outpost scientists wear whatever we want. 438 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,506 Like this belt. [chuckles] Can you wear a belt? 439 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,811 Ha. 440 00:16:49,855 --> 00:16:50,856 -They can wear jewelry. -[gasps] 441 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:51,944 Oops. 442 00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:53,511 [crowd gasps] 443 00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,384 -[scientists laughing] -That was my rank pip! 444 00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:58,386 [labored breathing] 445 00:16:58,429 --> 00:17:00,127 MARINER: Whoa, okay. Boims, calm down. 446 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:01,258 We can replicate you another one. You don't have to... 447 00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:02,607 Aah! 448 00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:05,001 Without Starfleet none of you would exist! 449 00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:08,177 We don't want to protect you from the Klingons and the Borg. 450 00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:11,225 We just want to explore and study [bleep]ing quasars! 451 00:17:11,268 --> 00:17:13,052 But you know what? It's the right thing to do! 452 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:16,056 Dude, get back in the booth. What if Ransom shows up? 453 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,058 Stupid [bleep]ing truthers! You hate the truth! 454 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,668 You're just a bunch of pathetic gossipy weirdos! 455 00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:22,018 Collecting is stupid! 456 00:17:22,061 --> 00:17:23,193 It doesn't make you happy! 457 00:17:23,236 --> 00:17:25,935 Your ships smell like ass! 458 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,632 Boimler, get back here. 459 00:17:27,676 --> 00:17:29,591 You're always getting people trapped inside of games. 460 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,506 Stop trapping people inside of games! 461 00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:32,550 [clattering] 462 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,943 Is that guy with you? 463 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,511 Yes, but, uh, that behavior is not... 464 00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:39,122 If being in Starfleet gives you that kind of confidence, 465 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,428 then I want in. 466 00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:43,257 He just told a Ferengi to [bleep]. 467 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,997 -Oh, yes. -[glass shatters] 468 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,521 Um, hey, do you like engineering? 469 00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:49,393 Uh, love it. You guys do that kind of stuff? 470 00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:51,526 Oh, absolutely. They got a whole division for it. 471 00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:54,094 The Doctor didn't spend seven years in the Delta Quadrant 472 00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,747 for you [bleep]s to question his agency. 473 00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:56,879 He's got rights. 474 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,494 RED RUTHERFORD: Man, this is gonna be too easy. 475 00:18:03,538 --> 00:18:05,148 I've randomized the route 476 00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:06,932 to give you a chance but, fair warning, 477 00:18:06,976 --> 00:18:09,500 if you see any Romulans, run. They don't [bleep] around. 478 00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,154 RUTHERFORD: That's Neutral Zone 101. 479 00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:12,982 Oh, okay. Cool, cool. 480 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,289 So you know all about the uncharted black holes, 481 00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:17,117 rogue planets and dangerous nebulas? 482 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,553 Rogue planets? 483 00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,163 RED RUTHERFORD: See you at the finish line, fam. 484 00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:21,251 Or maybe I won't. 485 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,211 [both exclaim] 486 00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:28,345 Ooh, baby. [laughs] 487 00:18:28,389 --> 00:18:29,433 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 488 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,920 Here we go. [whoops] 489 00:18:40,227 --> 00:18:41,271 [grunts] 490 00:18:49,236 --> 00:18:50,324 Yeah! 491 00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:52,456 Punch it, baby, punch it. 492 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,110 [whoops] 493 00:18:54,154 --> 00:18:55,503 -Aah! -[laughs] 494 00:18:55,546 --> 00:18:56,939 Told you that Starfleet made you soft. 495 00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:58,984 -[alarm blares] -Oh, [bleep]. 496 00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:03,641 Aah! 497 00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:08,777 [both shout] 498 00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:18,178 Aah! 499 00:19:18,221 --> 00:19:19,179 [Rutherford groans] 500 00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:20,310 [grunts] 501 00:19:20,354 --> 00:19:22,094 Last man standing takes all, bruh. 502 00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:23,922 RUTHERFORD: Reroute power to aft shields. 503 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:26,142 Let's put some space between us and that cruiser. 504 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:27,839 Ha. What, are you talking to yourself? 505 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:29,885 Nope. Talking to my crew. 506 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:32,235 I boosted shields to 130%, Captain. 507 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:33,758 Charting a course through that debris field. 508 00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,934 -It should provide cover. -We've got this. 509 00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:37,632 RED RUTHERFORD: Wait, hold up. Who is that? 510 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,808 We used our imagination to make anything we wanted, 511 00:19:39,851 --> 00:19:41,592 and I wasn't gonna race without my friends. 512 00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:42,985 Man, that ain't fair. 513 00:19:43,028 --> 00:19:44,639 RUTHERFORD: You said anything goes. 514 00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:46,423 Aah! 515 00:19:47,424 --> 00:19:48,425 All right, Mariner. 516 00:19:48,469 --> 00:19:49,731 You better be in that booth 517 00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:51,254 with a PADD full of names, or... 518 00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:52,995 Great. Okay. So, yeah, you filled it all out? 519 00:19:53,038 --> 00:19:54,214 -Fantastic. -BOIMLER: Don't doubt me! 520 00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:55,563 I failed the Kobayashi Maru 521 00:19:55,606 --> 00:19:57,565 -17 times, mother[bleep]! -RANSOM: Boimler? 522 00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,088 What the hell is going on? 523 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,438 I think that guy's being controlled by butt bugs. 524 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:03,527 BOIMLER: Ah, [bleep] off! 525 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,705 ♪ 526 00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:11,535 [grunts] 527 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,320 Aah! 528 00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:17,585 His shields are down. He's not gonna make it. 529 00:20:17,628 --> 00:20:18,673 [alarm beeps] 530 00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:21,850 Tendi, now! 531 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,813 -I got him. -[groans] 532 00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,598 Hey. You're okay, you're safe. 533 00:20:30,641 --> 00:20:31,642 What are you doing? 534 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,209 Mariner, get us out of here. 535 00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:34,428 Okey dokey. 536 00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:41,130 [labored breathing] 537 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,218 You won. 538 00:20:45,047 --> 00:20:46,657 [coughs] 539 00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:49,138 I guess Starfleet taught you something after all. 540 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,792 No, no, no, don't, no, don't say that. 541 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:53,316 Just hang in there, okay? You're gon-you're gonna be okay. 542 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,405 We just need to... engineer a solution. 543 00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:58,103 [coughs] 544 00:20:58,147 --> 00:21:01,324 I was always so angry, at everything. 545 00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:05,154 But you-- all that rage is gone. 546 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,851 Well, can't we merge and just be both of us, 547 00:21:06,895 --> 00:21:08,505 all our memories combined? 548 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:10,725 Nah. Then we'd both be gone. 549 00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:11,813 [coughs] 550 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,989 Sometimes it's better to grow. 551 00:21:14,032 --> 00:21:15,512 [gasps] 552 00:21:15,556 --> 00:21:18,385 I-I just remembered how we got the implant. 553 00:21:18,428 --> 00:21:20,212 Remember... 554 00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:23,303 We thought we could do anything. 555 00:21:23,346 --> 00:21:24,304 Damn it, no. 556 00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:26,567 Come on, keep it together. 557 00:21:27,394 --> 00:21:28,438 Aah! 558 00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:32,616 OFFICER: This is going to set us back years. 559 00:21:34,575 --> 00:21:36,359 SURGEON: How much do you want to erase? 560 00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,318 OFFICER: Everything that has to do with me or the program. 561 00:21:38,361 --> 00:21:40,015 SURGEON: That's a lot. 562 00:21:40,058 --> 00:21:41,364 He'll come out with a totally different personality. 563 00:21:41,408 --> 00:21:42,887 OFFICER: I don't care. 564 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:44,802 What do we do if someone asks why he has it? 565 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,935 SURGEON: We programmed that in. He'll think it was elective. 566 00:21:49,154 --> 00:21:50,765 My implant was a coverup? 567 00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:53,898 I guess someone broke even more rules than we did. 568 00:21:53,942 --> 00:21:55,160 [coughing] 569 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:56,597 No. Just hang on. 570 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,773 We can transfer you into a positronic brain or... 571 00:21:58,816 --> 00:22:00,992 No, no. This is right. 572 00:22:01,036 --> 00:22:04,256 Don't lose those friends. [coughs] 573 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,172 Thanks for one last race. 574 00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:11,133 [sighs] 575 00:22:12,656 --> 00:22:14,702 [chiming] 576 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:25,408 [steady beeping] 577 00:22:25,452 --> 00:22:26,888 RUTHERFORD: [grunts] Huh? 578 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,368 Take it slow, Ensign. 579 00:22:28,411 --> 00:22:30,935 -You're gonna be all right. -Rutherford? 580 00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:32,459 Are... are you... 581 00:22:32,502 --> 00:22:34,809 Yeah. I'm okey dokey. 582 00:22:36,332 --> 00:22:38,378 [Tendi sobs] 583 00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:43,731 RANSOM: I meant what I said, Ensign. 584 00:22:43,774 --> 00:22:46,124 You knowingly disobeyed a direct order. 585 00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:47,735 Are you gonna send me to Starbase 80? 586 00:22:47,778 --> 00:22:49,476 Oh, God, no. That place is a hellhole. 587 00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:52,348 Coltar, when he drowned in the swamp. 588 00:22:52,392 --> 00:22:53,828 You're just gonna spend a night in the brig. 589 00:22:53,871 --> 00:22:56,439 Wow. I've never been sent to the brig before. 590 00:22:56,483 --> 00:22:58,267 I hope you don't think less of me. 591 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,400 Honestly, hearing you stand up for Starfleet 592 00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:02,140 and give it to those loudmouths-- 593 00:23:02,184 --> 00:23:03,925 -I was impressed. -Really? 594 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:06,318 Oh, yeah. Let's grab a drink when you're out. 595 00:23:06,362 --> 00:23:08,451 I want to hear how those outpost losers cried 596 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,671 when you kicked over their table. 597 00:23:13,369 --> 00:23:15,371 So there's someone out there who blew you up? 598 00:23:15,415 --> 00:23:18,113 Yeah, and whoever it was must have been a higher-up 599 00:23:18,156 --> 00:23:20,289 in Starfleet back when I was a first-year, 600 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,638 but that doesn't really narrow it down. 601 00:23:21,682 --> 00:23:23,161 It could have been anybody. 602 00:23:23,205 --> 00:23:24,989 Dang, I'm sorry you're in the brig, Boims. 603 00:23:25,033 --> 00:23:27,078 But thanks for keeping me from losing my cool today. 604 00:23:27,122 --> 00:23:28,863 [sighs] I don't know how you kept it together. 605 00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,952 That archaeologist was just so full of it. 606 00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:33,476 Well, I guess for once I have to do the mission log. 607 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,435 Aw, lucky. That's my favorite part. 608 00:23:35,478 --> 00:23:37,611 [laughing]: Of course it is. 609 00:23:37,654 --> 00:23:39,482 But with Commander Ransom there, 610 00:23:39,526 --> 00:23:41,353 the situation de-escalated quickly. 611 00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:42,920 Next time, recommend the Starfleet booth 612 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,488 not be set up near the following organizations: 613 00:23:45,532 --> 00:23:47,316 -The Collector's Guild... -[rings] 614 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,317 Wow. 615 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,361 No, thank you. 616 00:23:49,405 --> 00:23:50,493 Wait, don't hang up. 617 00:23:50,537 --> 00:23:52,103 -You were right. -About what? 618 00:23:52,147 --> 00:23:53,975 I was only being a pain in the ass 619 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:56,499 because I needed a distraction so I could emancipate 620 00:23:56,543 --> 00:23:59,284 this little guy from that crooked museum. 621 00:23:59,328 --> 00:24:01,417 Stolen from the Grand Nagus. 622 00:24:01,461 --> 00:24:03,506 They're offering quite the reward. 623 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,509 -Cool story. What do you want? -I asked around about you. 624 00:24:06,553 --> 00:24:08,555 And I get that you love Starfleet, 625 00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:10,600 but you really have the potential for more. 626 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:13,342 So, you know, if you ever feel like the bureaucracy 627 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,605 is holding you back, give me a call. 628 00:24:15,649 --> 00:24:17,477 Uh, yeah, right. I think I'll be fine. 629 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,521 I know you will. 630 00:24:18,565 --> 00:24:20,175 Hang in there, Starfleet. 631 00:25:30,158 --> 00:25:31,638 [man imitates weapons firing] 632 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,640 Chirp.