1 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:19,396 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58456.2. 2 00:00:19,439 --> 00:00:22,660 TheCerritos is providing support to theVancouver. 3 00:00:22,703 --> 00:00:24,357 Captain Nguyen will be reopening 4 00:00:24,401 --> 00:00:26,142 postwar trade negotiations with the Karemma, 5 00:00:26,185 --> 00:00:28,622 a mercantile species from the Gamma Quadrant, 6 00:00:28,666 --> 00:00:30,233 while I will be overseeing a delivery 7 00:00:30,276 --> 00:00:32,974 of goodwill gifts from the Alpha Quadrant, 8 00:00:33,018 --> 00:00:35,499 which will hopefully sweeten the deal. 9 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:37,109 Captain, we have an incoming communication 10 00:00:37,153 --> 00:00:38,284 from Starfleet Command. 11 00:00:38,328 --> 00:00:39,677 It's Admiral Buenamigo. 12 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,940 -On-screen. -Captain Freeman. 13 00:00:41,983 --> 00:00:44,160 Quite the payload you've got us hauling. 14 00:00:44,203 --> 00:00:46,727 Are you trying to inebriate half the Gamma Quadrant? 15 00:00:46,771 --> 00:00:48,555 Anything to open up communications. 16 00:00:48,599 --> 00:00:51,254 Speaking of which, there's been a change of plans. 17 00:00:51,297 --> 00:00:53,865 Don't tell me we need to pick up more Andorian kegs. 18 00:00:53,908 --> 00:00:55,780 [chuckles] No. TheCerritos will be proceeding 19 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:58,565 to the rendezvous, butyou will be negotiating with the Karemma. 20 00:00:58,609 --> 00:01:01,307 I'm sorry, what? But Captain Nguyen... 21 00:01:01,351 --> 00:01:03,831 TheVancouver's been rerouted to the Hasparga system 22 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:06,965 to evacuate a colony being threatened by a brown hole. 23 00:01:07,008 --> 00:01:08,967 W-Wait. That-That's not even a thing... 24 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,925 Carol, this is our best chance to heal scars 25 00:01:10,969 --> 00:01:12,318 from the Dominion War. 26 00:01:12,362 --> 00:01:13,798 You have to make it work. 27 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:14,886 Buenamigo out. 28 00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:16,888 [scoffs] This is crazy. 29 00:01:16,931 --> 00:01:18,498 Anyone else would have months to prepare 30 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,109 -for this level of diplomacy. -Captain Freeman, 31 00:01:20,152 --> 00:01:21,849 we're approaching the rendezvous point. 32 00:01:21,893 --> 00:01:22,850 [inhales deeply] 33 00:01:22,894 --> 00:01:24,200 Bring us out of warp. 34 00:01:26,115 --> 00:01:28,117 ♪ 35 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,990 Tacky Cardassian fascist eyesore. 36 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:33,731 -[growls] -[sighs] 37 00:01:33,774 --> 00:01:36,864 Helm, just buy me some time to read up on the Karemma. 38 00:01:36,908 --> 00:01:39,345 -[door whooshes open] -U-Uh, sir, h-how do we do that? 39 00:01:39,389 --> 00:01:41,434 Uh, I don't know. Just circle around 40 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:43,480 and pretend we're in awe of the pylons. 41 00:01:43,523 --> 00:01:44,872 Yes, sir. 42 00:01:44,916 --> 00:01:46,961 ♪ 43 00:02:02,368 --> 00:02:05,110 -Um... -Just keep circling. 44 00:02:05,154 --> 00:02:07,156 ♪ 45 00:02:11,421 --> 00:02:13,466 ♪ 46 00:02:30,135 --> 00:02:32,181 ♪ 47 00:03:07,259 --> 00:03:09,261 ♪ 48 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,014 TENDI: Aah! I can't believe 49 00:03:23,057 --> 00:03:24,798 we're at Deep Space Nine! 50 00:03:24,842 --> 00:03:26,887 I want to walk the Promenade. Ooh, check out the stores. 51 00:03:26,931 --> 00:03:28,280 Oh, oh! I bet they have a Quark's. 52 00:03:28,324 --> 00:03:30,064 Ho-ho, Tendi, not just any Quark's-- 53 00:03:30,108 --> 00:03:31,544 the original Quark's! 54 00:03:31,588 --> 00:03:33,024 You're excited for a franchise restaurant? 55 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:34,373 You guys are such tourists. 56 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:36,027 We just got to move a couple crates 57 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:38,116 onto this Karemma ship, and the rest of the day is ours! 58 00:03:38,159 --> 00:03:40,771 Y'all have fun with that. I'm staying right here and relaxing. 59 00:03:40,814 --> 00:03:42,425 So does that mean you're free today? 60 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:44,470 Oh, uh, hey. Thought-thought you were still asleep. 61 00:03:44,514 --> 00:03:45,993 TENDI/RUTHERFORD/BOIMLER: Hi, Jennifer! 62 00:03:46,037 --> 00:03:47,386 Hey, guys. 63 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:49,040 So, I'm hanging with my friends today, 64 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,433 and I've been dying for you to get to know them. 65 00:03:50,476 --> 00:03:53,218 Oh! Yeah, you know, um, so I should-- 66 00:03:53,262 --> 00:03:55,307 I'm gonna go give them a tour of DS9, 67 00:03:55,351 --> 00:03:57,309 because... [chuckles] without me, they'll probably get lost 68 00:03:57,353 --> 00:03:59,006 and end up in a mirror universe with Smiley... 69 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:00,399 -Oh, no, we won't. -Yeah, we have maps! 70 00:04:00,443 --> 00:04:02,183 Mariner, you were just saying 71 00:04:02,227 --> 00:04:03,881 how you much you hate this station. 72 00:04:03,924 --> 00:04:05,839 Why don't you stay here, have some fun with Jennifer? 73 00:04:05,883 --> 00:04:07,885 Castro's hosting a salon today. 74 00:04:07,928 --> 00:04:09,495 You're gonna love it. Mwah. 75 00:04:09,539 --> 00:04:10,757 [groans softly] 76 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:13,151 Ooh, meeting the friends. That's big. 77 00:04:13,194 --> 00:04:14,892 Oh, what if they're uptight and judgy? 78 00:04:14,935 --> 00:04:16,502 I'm already not liking that they call their hangouts "salons." 79 00:04:16,546 --> 00:04:18,417 Like, what are you, Hemingway? 80 00:04:18,461 --> 00:04:20,419 Well, Jennifer's going to care if you can get along with them. 81 00:04:20,463 --> 00:04:22,552 -Oh, do you think? -You'll be fine. 82 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:23,988 Just don't be all bossy like you are with us. 83 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,512 -I'm not bossy! -[laughing] 84 00:04:26,556 --> 00:04:27,774 Okay, that was a good one, boss. 85 00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:30,081 -[laughter] -[groans softly] 86 00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:34,868 [indistinct chatter] 87 00:04:34,912 --> 00:04:37,218 -Oh, wow! -[chuckles]: Whoa! 88 00:04:37,262 --> 00:04:38,785 The Promenade! 89 00:04:38,829 --> 00:04:40,787 Ooh, it's even more Cardassian than I imagined. 90 00:04:40,831 --> 00:04:43,050 -Guys, this is awesome. -Wow. 91 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,326 ♪ 92 00:05:04,028 --> 00:05:05,334 Captain Freeman, 93 00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:07,379 welcome to Deep Space Nine. 94 00:05:07,423 --> 00:05:08,685 Thank you, Colonel Kira. 95 00:05:08,728 --> 00:05:10,382 I trust you were informed 96 00:05:10,426 --> 00:05:12,297 that the Vancouver will no longer be joining us? 97 00:05:12,341 --> 00:05:14,038 Well, it's not Starfleet Command 98 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,735 unless they throw us a few curveballs. 99 00:05:15,779 --> 00:05:18,129 [chuckles] You got that right. 100 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:21,132 Well, this is my first officer, Commander Jack Ransom, 101 00:05:21,175 --> 00:05:22,568 and my security chief... 102 00:05:22,612 --> 00:05:24,744 Oh, I know this scarred-up old barrowbug. 103 00:05:24,788 --> 00:05:27,181 -How are you, Shaxs? -Any day not living 104 00:05:27,225 --> 00:05:29,009 under Cardassian rule is a good one. 105 00:05:29,053 --> 00:05:31,011 We were in the Resistance together. 106 00:05:31,055 --> 00:05:33,753 He saved my life during a raid on the Haru outposts. 107 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:36,103 [laughs]: I still owe you for that one. 108 00:05:36,147 --> 00:05:37,975 [chuckles]: No, you don't. 109 00:05:38,018 --> 00:05:40,325 She saved mylife when we were ambushed at Vannakur. 110 00:05:40,369 --> 00:05:42,458 Yeah, because I owed you 111 00:05:42,501 --> 00:05:44,764 for pulling me out of that plasma storm in the Badlands. 112 00:05:44,808 --> 00:05:47,419 I'm sure it was all very rebellious. 113 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:49,203 We wouldn't have even made it to the Badlands 114 00:05:49,247 --> 00:05:51,205 if you hadn't sprung me from that prison transport! 115 00:05:51,249 --> 00:05:52,729 You sprang me from one the week before! 116 00:05:52,772 --> 00:05:53,773 That one didn't count! 117 00:05:53,817 --> 00:05:55,688 We were both locked up! Come on! 118 00:05:59,605 --> 00:06:03,130 [groans] Oh, these trade talks are a waste of time. 119 00:06:03,174 --> 00:06:06,525 I don't know how these Alpha savages managed to win the war. 120 00:06:06,569 --> 00:06:09,136 Neither do I. But if there's even a chance 121 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:10,529 at making a profit, 122 00:06:10,573 --> 00:06:11,574 I'll hear them out. 123 00:06:11,617 --> 00:06:13,576 And if diplomacy fails, 124 00:06:13,619 --> 00:06:16,405 we always have the other option. 125 00:06:16,448 --> 00:06:17,580 [whirring, beeping] 126 00:06:23,368 --> 00:06:24,717 [indistinct chatter] 127 00:06:24,761 --> 00:06:26,153 Uh, hey, can you sign my PADD? 128 00:06:26,197 --> 00:06:27,154 Of course! 129 00:06:27,198 --> 00:06:29,156 I love my fans. 130 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,898 For a small price, plus bar tax and processing fees. 131 00:06:31,942 --> 00:06:33,247 -[cheering] -[chuckles softly] 132 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:35,511 Quark. Sorry to interrupt. 133 00:06:35,554 --> 00:06:37,600 This is Captain Freeman of the Cerritos. 134 00:06:37,643 --> 00:06:40,341 She and her crew are here on important Starfleet duty. 135 00:06:40,385 --> 00:06:42,779 Ah, you look radiant, Captain! 136 00:06:42,822 --> 00:06:44,041 Uh... pass. 137 00:06:44,084 --> 00:06:46,173 I love Starfleet. 138 00:06:46,217 --> 00:06:49,220 I do a lot of business in Federation space. 139 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:51,396 Quark is our resident entrepreneur. 140 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,486 I did expand my simple bar into 21 franchises 141 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:56,270 across the Alpha Quadrant. 142 00:06:56,314 --> 00:06:57,489 And somehow 143 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,230 -I remain humble. -What are 144 00:06:59,273 --> 00:07:01,145 you talking about? Can't people just replicate drinks? 145 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,800 None of your outdated Starfleet replicators 146 00:07:03,843 --> 00:07:05,628 can make what I have to offer. 147 00:07:05,671 --> 00:07:09,066 My unique design gives our refreshments that special zing. 148 00:07:09,109 --> 00:07:11,329 I've been crafting them for years. 149 00:07:11,372 --> 00:07:13,679 So, Captain, do you think there's room 150 00:07:13,723 --> 00:07:15,768 at Starfleet Academy for a Quark's? 151 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:17,509 Um... no. 152 00:07:17,553 --> 00:07:20,164 Not to worry. We'll set you up with a Quark's Express. 153 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,948 I gave one to the Bolians. They love it. 154 00:07:21,992 --> 00:07:23,472 -[gasps] -Whoa! 155 00:07:23,515 --> 00:07:24,777 -The original Quark's! Oh, man. -Ooh, ooh, 156 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:26,083 let's get some seats at the bar. 157 00:07:26,126 --> 00:07:28,259 Oh, my stars. They've got dabo. 158 00:07:28,302 --> 00:07:30,435 -I-I thought it was illegal. -OTHERS: Dabo! 159 00:07:30,479 --> 00:07:31,741 Boimler, it's probably rigged. 160 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,569 Ho-ho-ho, cheating? At a Quark's? 161 00:07:33,612 --> 00:07:35,092 You can't rig a game here. 162 00:07:35,135 --> 00:07:36,397 Besides, I'm Bold Boimler, 163 00:07:36,441 --> 00:07:38,269 and fortune favors the bold! 164 00:07:38,312 --> 00:07:39,400 Oh! Oh, God. 165 00:07:39,444 --> 00:07:40,489 -Oh, sorry. Sorry. -Uh... 166 00:07:40,532 --> 00:07:42,621 Ho-ho-ho! A fellow Orion! 167 00:07:42,665 --> 00:07:44,580 -Greetings. -Hey, look at that! 168 00:07:44,623 --> 00:07:46,320 -That's awesome! -Oh, wow, hi. 169 00:07:46,364 --> 00:07:48,018 I'm Tendi. This is my friend Rutherford. 170 00:07:48,061 --> 00:07:49,933 I'm Mesk. I got to tell you, 171 00:07:49,976 --> 00:07:52,022 I never run into other Orions in Starfleet. 172 00:07:52,065 --> 00:07:54,067 Me neither. I guess there's just not a lot of us. 173 00:07:54,111 --> 00:07:55,721 Tendi. T-Tendi. 174 00:07:55,765 --> 00:07:57,506 Is your family from the Northern Hemisphere? 175 00:07:57,549 --> 00:07:58,985 Evtan Rim, right? 176 00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:00,552 Uh, they-they kind of moved around a lot. 177 00:08:00,596 --> 00:08:02,902 So... [chuckles] Deep Space Nine-- 178 00:08:02,946 --> 00:08:06,515 it's got to be so cool serving right next to the wormhole, huh? 179 00:08:06,558 --> 00:08:08,995 Oh, yeah. We get some pretty shady characters 180 00:08:09,039 --> 00:08:10,127 coming through here. 181 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,694 Our kind of people, am I right? 182 00:08:11,737 --> 00:08:12,869 -[laughs] -Oh, yeah. No, totally. 183 00:08:12,912 --> 00:08:14,523 -Shady. -Yeah. 184 00:08:14,566 --> 00:08:16,002 [chuckles nervously] Uh, Rutherford, do you want 185 00:08:16,046 --> 00:08:16,829 to get food with our drinks so that we... 186 00:08:16,873 --> 00:08:18,352 Oh, cool. Awesome. 187 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:20,137 Hey, check this out-- my Orion multi-key. 188 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:23,575 I got a religious exemption to wear it with my uniform. 189 00:08:23,619 --> 00:08:24,576 Suckers. 190 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,447 Whoa! What is it? 191 00:08:26,491 --> 00:08:30,408 Uh, it's a traditional tool used by Orion pirates. 192 00:08:30,451 --> 00:08:31,583 Aw, it's good for everything-- 193 00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:33,106 from stabbing guys 194 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:35,500 to picking locks to stealing ships... 195 00:08:35,544 --> 00:08:37,676 Oh, wow! Yeah, all positive things. [chuckles] 196 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,417 Say, I just got off duty. 197 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:41,288 You guys want the grand tour? 198 00:08:41,332 --> 00:08:42,986 -Oh, I think we're... -Definitely! 199 00:08:43,029 --> 00:08:44,944 [chuckles] Let's go around this circle! 200 00:08:44,988 --> 00:08:46,555 All right! Come with me! 201 00:08:46,598 --> 00:08:48,731 This is great. Couple of Orions up to no good, 202 00:08:48,774 --> 00:08:50,820 just skulking around. [chuckles] 203 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,822 Lock up your valuables, am I right? 204 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:53,997 -[chuckles] -Ha. Yeah. 205 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,694 Totally. 206 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,828 [exhales] All right. Here we go. 207 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,352 -Ooh! Look who's here! -Mariner! 208 00:09:01,395 --> 00:09:02,788 Hey, girl! 209 00:09:02,832 --> 00:09:04,485 Hey! What's... up? 210 00:09:04,529 --> 00:09:07,271 Finally we get to meet the mysterious Lady Mariner. 211 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,839 I don't even mind you're so late. 212 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,015 Wow, looking profesh in the uniform. 213 00:09:12,058 --> 00:09:13,886 I-I didn't get the memo that, uh, 214 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:15,627 this was like a sweats kind of party. 215 00:09:15,671 --> 00:09:17,324 [scoffs] Not a party-- a salon. 216 00:09:17,368 --> 00:09:19,718 And we always set the wardrobe as Betazoid casual. 217 00:09:19,762 --> 00:09:21,415 [chuckles] Jenny didn't tell you? 218 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:22,634 They call you Jenny? 219 00:09:22,678 --> 00:09:23,896 Ugh, I hate it. 220 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,376 It goes back to our time at the Academy. 221 00:09:25,419 --> 00:09:27,378 Okay, everyone, grab a wick. 222 00:09:27,421 --> 00:09:29,902 These candles aren't going to dip themselves. 223 00:09:29,946 --> 00:09:31,164 MARINER: Candle-making. 224 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:32,992 Verycool. 225 00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:34,646 And this is obvious, but don't forget 226 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:36,126 to set an intention when you light it 227 00:09:36,169 --> 00:09:37,388 or you're just gonna be wasting the wax. 228 00:09:37,431 --> 00:09:38,955 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 229 00:09:38,998 --> 00:09:40,260 Um, I'm just gonna make a quick, uh, pit stop 230 00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:42,175 before I dive into the dipping. 231 00:09:44,134 --> 00:09:45,918 Hey, girl, can we talk Boimler? 232 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:47,441 Oh, I know what you're gonna ask, 233 00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:48,791 and, no, he's actually not reverse-aging. 234 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,009 He just doesn't get enough vitamins. 235 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:51,445 -Is he single? -What? 236 00:09:51,489 --> 00:09:52,751 Purple hair is so sexy. 237 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,405 [laughing] 238 00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:57,756 Yeah, I'm gonna just need a littlemore of this. 239 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,410 Oh. Oh. Ooh. 240 00:09:59,453 --> 00:10:01,325 [clears throat] 241 00:10:02,848 --> 00:10:05,808 Trade Minister Korzak, this is Captain Freeman of... 242 00:10:05,851 --> 00:10:08,201 I was told I would be meeting with Captain Nguyen! 243 00:10:08,245 --> 00:10:10,160 How are we supposed to negotiate a trade agreement 244 00:10:10,203 --> 00:10:11,770 when you can't even honor an appointment?! 245 00:10:11,814 --> 00:10:12,902 -I won't have it! -[stammers] 246 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,034 Understandable but unfortunate, 247 00:10:15,078 --> 00:10:18,037 because we did bring some rather fine gifts. 248 00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:19,038 I don't... 249 00:10:19,082 --> 00:10:20,561 Gifts, you say? 250 00:10:20,605 --> 00:10:22,781 Well, we're already here. 251 00:10:22,825 --> 00:10:24,565 We may as well proceed. 252 00:10:24,609 --> 00:10:25,958 Excellent. 253 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:27,394 The commerce opportunities are endless 254 00:10:27,438 --> 00:10:28,787 on this side of the wormhole. 255 00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:29,919 -I think you'll find... -I owe you 256 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,137 for taking a phaser shot for me 257 00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:32,399 -on the Da'Karo mission. -What? 258 00:10:32,443 --> 00:10:33,792 You took one for meat Da'Karo. 259 00:10:33,836 --> 00:10:35,359 No, I mean Da'Karo Prime-- 260 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,665 the one with the little trees! 261 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:38,405 I don't remember that. No way. 262 00:10:38,449 --> 00:10:40,059 Nerys! 263 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,495 [indistinct chatter] 264 00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:43,236 Whoa, that's Chief O'Brien's dartboard! 265 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,238 [laughs] Look at that! Bajoran food court! 266 00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:47,458 Ho-ho! Oh, I should tone it down. 267 00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:49,329 Hey, so, does your family approve 268 00:10:49,373 --> 00:10:50,809 of you being in Starfleet? 269 00:10:50,853 --> 00:10:52,419 You know, they had some thoughts, but, uh, 270 00:10:52,463 --> 00:10:54,378 -for the most part... -Pfft! Orion values. 271 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,728 My folks definitely wanted me to take over the family business, 272 00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:58,599 and I was like, "No, thanks, Mom!" 273 00:10:58,643 --> 00:11:00,514 Wait, you mean, like, the pirate business? 274 00:11:00,558 --> 00:11:01,690 Hey, you said it, not me. 275 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:02,691 -[chuckles] -Ooh-hoo-hoo! 276 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:04,214 Wait right here! 277 00:11:04,257 --> 00:11:05,215 I got to dangle my legs off the second story 278 00:11:05,258 --> 00:11:06,869 like in the holovids! 279 00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:08,392 -[chuckles] -So, real talk-- 280 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,959 what's the first ship you ever stole, ma? 281 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,309 Um, actually, I don't do that stuff. 282 00:11:12,352 --> 00:11:14,180 Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Me neither. 283 00:11:14,224 --> 00:11:17,183 Look, not every Orion does the pirate criminal thing, okay? 284 00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:20,186 Whoa! Easy! I'm starting to feel 285 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:23,059 some of those aggressive female pheromones firing off. 286 00:11:23,102 --> 00:11:24,582 -We don't all have those! -Tendi! 287 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,149 [laughs] Look at me! Tendi! 288 00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:27,193 FREEMAN: Cerritos crew, I need a detail 289 00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:28,891 to transfer gift pallets over to 290 00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:29,979 -the Karemma ship. -Are you looking? Look at me! 291 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,763 I'll do it, Captain. Oh, gosh. 292 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:33,199 -Captain needs us on duty ASAP. -Tendi! Tendi! Tendi! 293 00:11:33,243 --> 00:11:34,810 Oh, what a shame. Rutherford, let's go! 294 00:11:34,853 --> 00:11:36,159 But I wanted to have a heart-to-heart 295 00:11:36,202 --> 00:11:37,769 with a junior reporter up here! 296 00:11:37,813 --> 00:11:39,771 -Now! -Aw, man. 297 00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:41,251 ♪ 298 00:11:41,294 --> 00:11:42,731 ALL: Dabo! 299 00:11:42,774 --> 00:11:45,081 And the streak continues. 300 00:11:45,124 --> 00:11:48,345 It looks like we've got a bit of beginner's luck on our hands. 301 00:11:48,388 --> 00:11:50,913 Surprising for a man with a coin purse. 302 00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:53,480 It's a clutch. And it's feeling a little light. 303 00:11:53,524 --> 00:11:54,960 -Let it ride! -[gasping] 304 00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:59,051 [Tendi and Rutherford grunting] 305 00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:01,053 Man, it must have been so cool 306 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:02,968 for you to hang out with another Orion. 307 00:12:03,012 --> 00:12:05,710 Yeah, sure. But, actually, I'd rather just be working with you. 308 00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:07,451 -[gasps] Oh! -Hey-oh! 309 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,453 Guess who got themselves reassigned! I'm doing security 310 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,585 for you guys for the rest of the day. 311 00:12:11,629 --> 00:12:12,935 How lucky are you? 312 00:12:12,978 --> 00:12:14,719 Mesk! [laughs] That's great! 313 00:12:14,763 --> 00:12:17,113 Oh, wow. That's... that's news. 314 00:12:17,156 --> 00:12:19,593 Hey! This calls for a little pirate shanty! 315 00:12:19,637 --> 00:12:21,770 Tendi, sing along! I know you know it! 316 00:12:21,813 --> 00:12:24,598 ♪ Where it's cold and dark in the void of space♪ 317 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:27,340 ♪ Orions take from every race!♪ 318 00:12:32,345 --> 00:12:33,825 CASTRO: It was a dark and stormy 319 00:12:33,869 --> 00:12:35,784 57162.3. 320 00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:37,611 A stardate just like this. 321 00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:39,962 Castro really nailed the theme tonight, didn't she? 322 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,833 And what is the theme? Uh, pillows? 323 00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:43,139 "Personal Battlefields." 324 00:12:43,182 --> 00:12:44,749 Oh, great, 'cause this one is mine. 325 00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:47,143 ...that really I wasn't in the Enterprise, 326 00:12:47,186 --> 00:12:50,015 the Enterprise was in me all along. 327 00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:51,538 Oh, my gosh, you guys, thank you. 328 00:12:51,582 --> 00:12:53,062 -Ugh, yes. Speak the truth. -Yeah. 329 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,150 -Speak it, honey. Speak. -So good. 330 00:12:54,193 --> 00:12:55,847 And now, please welcome 331 00:12:55,891 --> 00:12:57,806 a new voice, Mariner. 332 00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:02,419 Me? Oh, no, uh, I mean, I didn't prepare anything. 333 00:13:02,462 --> 00:13:04,551 That's okay, just speak your truth. 334 00:13:04,595 --> 00:13:06,815 Yeah, I'd rather just listen to y'all's truths. 335 00:13:06,858 --> 00:13:08,468 Okay, I'm just gonna say it. 336 00:13:08,512 --> 00:13:10,296 The intention I'm detecting is that you're kind of 337 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,037 disrespecting my salon. 338 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:13,952 Oh, no, I don't want to disrespect anything, um, I... 339 00:13:13,996 --> 00:13:16,520 Jenny was right, you do love being contrary. 340 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,609 -Anya, you want to go next? -Oh, yeah. 341 00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:21,830 Of course. I call this piece "The Kobayashi Maroon." 342 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:24,223 There's no right way to dance it. 343 00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:27,096 [exhaling rhythmically] 344 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,795 [cheering] 345 00:13:30,839 --> 00:13:32,492 As you can see, 346 00:13:32,536 --> 00:13:34,755 species from all over the quadrant are participating 347 00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:37,323 in a robust exchange of goods and services 348 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,890 right here on Deep Space Nine. 349 00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:41,893 A tailor and some tchotchke kiosks? [scoffs] 350 00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:43,895 This is hardly worth my time. 351 00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:45,897 Well, what about Quark's? He started 352 00:13:45,941 --> 00:13:48,900 his bar here and now has locations on dozens of planets. 353 00:13:48,944 --> 00:13:50,902 Franchises, you say? 354 00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:53,383 Yes, and with massive profits. 355 00:13:53,426 --> 00:13:56,429 Nobody can tell you better than the Ferengi himself. 356 00:13:56,473 --> 00:13:58,867 -[grunts] Get away from me. -FREEMAN: Quark. [chuckles] 357 00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:02,000 I was so impressed with your entrepreneurial story. 358 00:14:02,044 --> 00:14:04,481 I believe our friends from the Gamma Quadrant 359 00:14:04,524 --> 00:14:05,917 would love to hear all about it. 360 00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,701 Uh, I'm too busy. 361 00:14:07,745 --> 00:14:09,921 Quark, you've had such success, 362 00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,618 Korzak could open up even more 363 00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:13,620 -franchise locations in his... -Pass. 364 00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:15,318 I don't want to oversaturate the market. 365 00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:17,102 Do us a favor here, Quark, 366 00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:18,669 we're trying to make a good impression. 367 00:14:18,712 --> 00:14:21,237 Maybe I don't want to make a good impression. 368 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,108 Oh? And why is that? 369 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:25,371 A little thing called the Dominion War? 370 00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:27,286 I don't remember the Karemma helping out 371 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,288 when my customers were dying! 372 00:14:29,332 --> 00:14:30,768 [scoffs] We had nothing to do with that. 373 00:14:30,811 --> 00:14:31,900 The Founders and the Vorta were behind... 374 00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:34,815 Oh, right, you were so innocent. 375 00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:36,992 I've done business with your kind before. 376 00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:39,516 I'm not dumb enough to repeat that mistake. 377 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,431 You bring me here to be insulted 378 00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,346 by this long-lobed halfling? 379 00:14:43,389 --> 00:14:45,174 -Hey! No. No! -KORZAK: Ugh, the nerve. 380 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,611 MESK: ♪ And 40 slaves♪ 381 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,308 ♪ To serve our days♪ 382 00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:52,181 ♪ And we'll kill you in your cots.♪ 383 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,183 Feels weird being "let in" 384 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,924 instead of breaking in, you know? 385 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:58,187 If I don't pick a lock, I get all jittery. I'm all, 386 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,015 "How did I get in here?" I know you feel me. 387 00:15:00,058 --> 00:15:01,842 Seriously, Tends, I bet the two of us 388 00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:04,236 could take this ship if we wanted to. [laughs] You know? 389 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,021 Would you just shut up?! 390 00:15:06,064 --> 00:15:08,762 You keep acting like pirating is cool, but guess what. 391 00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:10,503 It's not. It's embarrassing, 392 00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:13,245 a-and sometimes it makes me not want to be associated 393 00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:15,639 -with Orions at all. -Wow. 394 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,989 Someone got all "human'ed up" at the Academy. 395 00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,861 At least I'll remember where we came from. 396 00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:22,254 -CROWD: Dabo! -[cheering] 397 00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:24,082 Oh, he does it again! 398 00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:25,692 Hey, man, get off me. What are you doing? 399 00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:27,259 You're cheating, human. 400 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,740 -Tell me your secret. -I'm not cheating. 401 00:15:29,783 --> 00:15:32,699 I'm just the Dabo king. In fact, triple 402 00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:34,440 -down Dabo. -[crowd gasps] 403 00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:36,573 [shrieks] 404 00:15:36,616 --> 00:15:38,140 What is wrong with you? 405 00:15:38,183 --> 00:15:40,620 -I have principles. -No, you don't. 406 00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:43,014 Quark, Korzak, please calm down. 407 00:15:43,058 --> 00:15:45,756 I will not stand for this disrespect. 408 00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:48,933 I know, I know. Sometimes Quark can come across a little... 409 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,413 -insufferable. -[scoffs] 410 00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:53,459 But his business acumen? Oh, it speaks for itself. 411 00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:56,767 He's got this amazing replicator, the Quark 2000. 412 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,377 You know, I've never seen anything 413 00:15:58,421 --> 00:16:00,989 -like it. -This is the Quark 2000? 414 00:16:01,032 --> 00:16:03,948 Hey, get away from that! That's my intellectual property. 415 00:16:03,992 --> 00:16:05,602 Quark, be reasonable. 416 00:16:05,645 --> 00:16:08,039 That's it. Everyone, out of the bar. We're closed. 417 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,041 Are you kidding? Minister. 418 00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:12,174 That replicator contains trade secrets. 419 00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:14,785 Kira, they're trying to rip me off. 420 00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:17,048 -How dare you? -[screams] 421 00:16:17,092 --> 00:16:18,571 Korzak. 422 00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:20,834 -Alpha contingency, now. -[grunts] 423 00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:21,922 [yells] 424 00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:26,492 [screaming] 425 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,237 Ow, hot wax! 426 00:16:32,281 --> 00:16:35,110 -[gasping] -Get off of me. Help! 427 00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:36,198 [shrieks] 428 00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:38,069 Kira to ops. 429 00:16:38,113 --> 00:16:40,419 That thing must have triggered some kind of system shutdown. 430 00:16:40,463 --> 00:16:41,725 You might have sold them on his franchise 431 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,248 a little too well, Captain. 432 00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:45,511 Ugh, how did we get from failed trade talks 433 00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:47,165 to a kidnapping? 434 00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:51,648 -ALL: Dabo! [cheering] -No! 435 00:16:55,173 --> 00:16:57,436 -Hey, Mesk, what are you doing? -Oh, this? It's nothing. 436 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,786 Just a little pirate code for future Orions 437 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,745 to let them know D'Vana Tendi is a traitor! 438 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,661 I'm not a traitor. I just, I don't feel the need to... 439 00:17:04,704 --> 00:17:06,010 Help! Help! 440 00:17:06,054 --> 00:17:08,099 [grunting] 441 00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:09,579 Is that-is that Quark? 442 00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:12,234 [stammers] This is all a misunderstanding. 443 00:17:12,277 --> 00:17:13,757 Oh, you say? 444 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,107 Release docking and set a course for the wormhole. 445 00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:17,848 [all exclaim] 446 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:29,642 I can't get the Cerritos. 447 00:17:29,686 --> 00:17:31,427 We're trapped! 448 00:17:33,124 --> 00:17:35,866 Um, why did we just lose power? 449 00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:37,824 I bet it has something to do with the wormhole. 450 00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,348 Ooh, yeah. It's always something with the wormhole. 451 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,349 Let's get to our stations. 452 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,438 [grunts] 453 00:17:42,481 --> 00:17:44,092 The manual latch is fused. 454 00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:45,658 [coughs] Excuse me, is anybody-- is anyone else 455 00:17:45,702 --> 00:17:47,312 -finding it hard to breathe? -Come on, 456 00:17:47,356 --> 00:17:48,661 we've been in here two seconds. It's totally fine. 457 00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:50,141 It's... [coughs, clears throat] 458 00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:52,012 -Wait, it is a little stuffy. -I need air! 459 00:17:52,056 --> 00:17:53,579 Everybody, just keep calm, okay? 460 00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:54,798 -What is going on? -WENDY: Oh, my God! 461 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,322 MARINER: Ah, the Impulian candles. 462 00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:58,758 The flames eat twice the oxygen. [blowing] 463 00:17:58,802 --> 00:18:00,020 -[gasps] -Wait, wait, wait, 464 00:18:00,064 --> 00:18:01,109 our intentions. 465 00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,153 [sighs] Everybody, okay, 466 00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:03,198 let's calm down, all right? 467 00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:05,113 [overlapping talking] 468 00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:06,679 If I could have your attention, please. 469 00:18:06,723 --> 00:18:08,464 Ladies. 470 00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:11,075 Why are you being so polite? This doesn't sound like you. 471 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:12,729 Because I've been trying this whole time 472 00:18:12,772 --> 00:18:14,992 not to be bossy or mean to your friends. 473 00:18:15,035 --> 00:18:17,168 -Why? -Because if they didn't like me, 474 00:18:17,212 --> 00:18:19,170 you'd get mad and this wouldn't work out. 475 00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:22,608 Beckett, I like that you don't take [bleep] from anyone. 476 00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:24,480 -Really? -Yes. 477 00:18:24,523 --> 00:18:26,177 I know my friends can be a bit much. 478 00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:28,832 I've been looking forward to you tearing them a new one. 479 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,660 Go destroy them. 480 00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:32,227 [sighs] Thanks, babe. 481 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:34,185 -Everyone, shut the [bleep] up! -[others gasp] 482 00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:37,275 Ugh. You can't tell us what to do. This is my salon. 483 00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:38,755 -MARINER: And this is my phaser. -[gasps] 484 00:18:38,798 --> 00:18:40,365 Hey, did you know that, when you're unconscious, 485 00:18:40,409 --> 00:18:42,106 you actually consume way less oxygen? 486 00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:43,934 So? What does that have to do... [grunts] 487 00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:46,371 -Oh, my God, she stunned her. -[gasps] What are you doing? 488 00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:49,113 -Just actualizing my dreams. -No! 489 00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:52,116 -[screaming] -[whoops, laughs] 490 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:02,082 Oh, man, we're almost to the wormhole! 491 00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:03,171 [gasps] Mesk. 492 00:19:03,214 --> 00:19:04,911 Mesk, you can save us! 493 00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:07,218 -Um, I'm sorry, what? -With all your pirating skills. 494 00:19:07,262 --> 00:19:09,220 You can take the ship Orion-style. 495 00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:12,658 Right, totally. Um, the, uh, thing with that is, 496 00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:13,877 um... I, uh... 497 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,835 I don't know how. I've never 498 00:19:15,879 --> 00:19:17,707 pirated anything in my whole stupid life. 499 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,710 -What? It's all you talk about! -I'm a faker. 500 00:19:20,753 --> 00:19:24,366 I don't know. I've, I've never even been to Orion. 501 00:19:24,409 --> 00:19:25,932 I-I'm from Cincinnati. 502 00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:28,283 -What? Cincinnati? -Are you freaking serious? 503 00:19:28,326 --> 00:19:30,285 I got adopted by humans, 504 00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:31,982 and everything I know about Orions 505 00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:33,679 I learned from the holonovels. 506 00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:36,247 Bad ones, too. The ones with the boobs on the cover. 507 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:37,727 Why would you lie? 508 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,468 Well, people just expect Orions 509 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,557 to act like that, so it's always worked for me. 510 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,167 I never knew any other Orions 511 00:19:43,211 --> 00:19:45,648 back in Ohio, so no one ever checked me on it. 512 00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:47,302 [sighs] 513 00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:49,129 Yeah, I-I get that. 514 00:19:49,173 --> 00:19:51,349 It's hard when you feel like people expect you to act 515 00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:53,960 a certain way, but you just got to be yourself. 516 00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:55,745 It doesn't matter what other people expect. 517 00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:58,182 I'm sorry that I put all that on you, too. 518 00:19:58,226 --> 00:20:01,229 Thanks, and I'm sure the real Mesk is great, too. 519 00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:02,665 The Ohio Mesk. 520 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,755 Ugh, I just feel bad 'cause actual 521 00:20:05,798 --> 00:20:08,453 Orion pirating skills really would come in handy right now. 522 00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:11,021 Yup, you're right about that. 523 00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:13,023 -[grunting] -Whoa. 524 00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,590 What the...? 525 00:20:16,156 --> 00:20:18,724 Listen, if there's one thing my father taught me, 526 00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:20,987 it's that every ship has a security fail-safe. 527 00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:23,425 Your family's Orion pirates? 528 00:20:23,468 --> 00:20:25,514 Yup, Syndicate and all. 529 00:20:27,516 --> 00:20:29,779 -You there, stop. -[grunting] 530 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,706 -[gasps] -Wait a minute, wait a minute. 531 00:20:43,749 --> 00:20:44,750 That thing has a tooth remover? 532 00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:47,144 Shh, I'm pirating. Let's go! 533 00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:51,975 Whoa, you just did that with a wine opener! 534 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,151 -[panting] -[shouting] 535 00:20:54,194 --> 00:20:56,893 [screaming] 536 00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:58,503 Oh, no! 537 00:20:58,547 --> 00:20:59,896 Wormhole! 538 00:21:14,345 --> 00:21:15,694 You stopped us? How? 539 00:21:15,738 --> 00:21:17,261 I used the latinum from the guy's tooth 540 00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:19,219 to magnetically decouple the propulsion controls. 541 00:21:19,263 --> 00:21:21,396 You took the ship... You took the ship! 542 00:21:21,439 --> 00:21:23,354 Ugh, my folks would be so proud, 543 00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:24,964 but this is only a temporary fix. 544 00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:26,488 In a couple of hours, 545 00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:27,924 the Karemma are gonna figure out what I did, 546 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:28,794 -and when they do... Whoa! -[rumbling] 547 00:21:28,838 --> 00:21:30,753 We're in a tractor beam. 548 00:21:30,796 --> 00:21:32,842 [laughs] We're saved. 549 00:21:32,885 --> 00:21:34,147 KIRA: We got 'em. 550 00:21:34,191 --> 00:21:35,410 Good work, people. 551 00:21:35,453 --> 00:21:37,107 Wonder why they just stopped and waited. 552 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,761 I mean, they were as good as Gamma'd. 553 00:21:38,804 --> 00:21:41,894 Beam 'em to the brig first, ask questions later. 554 00:21:41,938 --> 00:21:44,332 [blows] Well, I definitely didn't have 555 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,551 "phaser all your friends" on my bingo card. 556 00:21:46,595 --> 00:21:48,248 And that's what I like about us-- 557 00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:50,338 you keep things unexpected. 558 00:21:50,381 --> 00:21:53,993 Though, you know, us being the only ones not stunned here? 559 00:21:54,037 --> 00:21:55,386 Kind of a bad look. 560 00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,735 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I see that. 561 00:21:56,779 --> 00:21:59,303 Welp, shall we? 562 00:21:59,347 --> 00:22:00,609 Mwah. 563 00:22:09,444 --> 00:22:12,577 Let me out of here. This imprisonment will not stand. 564 00:22:12,621 --> 00:22:14,623 You kidnapped an innocent Ferengi. 565 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,015 If I can quickly interject, 566 00:22:16,059 --> 00:22:18,104 this is just a big misunderstanding, 567 00:22:18,148 --> 00:22:21,107 and I'm sure we can work out some sort of resolution. 568 00:22:21,151 --> 00:22:24,415 A resolution for what? You stole our technology. 569 00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:27,679 -Your technology? -The Quark 2000. 570 00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,289 He stole it from us. 571 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,466 It's filled with Karemma components. 572 00:22:31,509 --> 00:22:32,728 So, you didn't kidnap him? 573 00:22:32,771 --> 00:22:34,904 No. We arrested him. 574 00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:38,777 I may have borrowed 575 00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:40,605 a Karemma replicator some years ago, 576 00:22:40,649 --> 00:22:43,826 but it was my codes that made it so popular. 577 00:22:43,869 --> 00:22:45,610 Oh, that's beside the point. 578 00:22:45,654 --> 00:22:48,787 I think I have a solution that will make you both happy. 579 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,748 FREEMAN: Captain's log, supplemental. 580 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,619 Our mission, though unexpected, 581 00:22:54,663 --> 00:22:56,795 has been a resounding success. 582 00:22:56,839 --> 00:22:59,319 The Karemma have agreed to open up trade 583 00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:00,582 and not imprison Quark 584 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,932 in exchange for 76% 585 00:23:02,975 --> 00:23:04,977 of all his franchises' profits. 586 00:23:05,021 --> 00:23:07,153 -Yes, yes, it's on him. -[laughter] 587 00:23:07,197 --> 00:23:10,330 Th-Th-That table wants more top-shelf Tamarian mead, 588 00:23:10,374 --> 00:23:12,463 a-and they're insisting that it's on the house. 589 00:23:12,507 --> 00:23:14,160 Just bring them what they want. 590 00:23:14,204 --> 00:23:17,425 [sighs] I thought you said your plan 591 00:23:17,468 --> 00:23:19,296 would make us both happy. 592 00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,603 Well, you're happier being poor than in prison, aren't you? 593 00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:23,039 No! 594 00:23:23,082 --> 00:23:24,606 Sorry, I didn't win over your friends. 595 00:23:24,649 --> 00:23:27,478 Please, even better, now they're scared of you. 596 00:23:27,522 --> 00:23:28,827 -[gasps] -Shh, shh. 597 00:23:28,871 --> 00:23:30,002 She's looking, she's looking, 598 00:23:30,046 --> 00:23:31,482 -don't look. -[both laugh] 599 00:23:31,526 --> 00:23:34,659 One Risa Colada and a Mind Meld. Mariner. 600 00:23:34,703 --> 00:23:37,227 You'd better have a stack of latinum down there. 601 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:40,273 Uh, nope. But I do have a copy of that hologram 602 00:23:40,317 --> 00:23:41,623 with your head on Kira's body. 603 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,494 Impossible. [stammers] I erased that. 604 00:23:43,538 --> 00:23:44,887 -How about we clear my tab? -[grunting] 605 00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,976 Unless you're not afraid of Kira seeing this. 606 00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:48,368 -Mariner. -[shrieks] 607 00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:49,631 I was wondering when you'd show up. 608 00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:51,284 Are you guys telling war stories? 609 00:23:51,328 --> 00:23:53,678 I was just clearing her tab, for old time's sake. 610 00:23:53,722 --> 00:23:55,114 What is on that chip? 611 00:23:55,158 --> 00:23:56,159 -No! -No, give that to me, 612 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,203 give it to me. 613 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:59,423 -[laughter] -Quark. 614 00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:01,860 [screams] 615 00:24:01,904 --> 00:24:04,341 -CROWD: Dabo! -Listen, you could 616 00:24:04,384 --> 00:24:05,995 walk out of here with all that latinum, 617 00:24:06,038 --> 00:24:08,606 that germy, dirty latinum, or... 618 00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:12,523 a gift certificate for twice its value at our Quark's gift store. 619 00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:14,612 [gasps] Quark's bucks. I'll take it. 620 00:24:14,656 --> 00:24:16,875 [chuckles] We don't even use money in Starfleet anyway. 621 00:24:16,919 --> 00:24:19,138 What? 622 00:24:19,182 --> 00:24:21,489 Oh, it was good to see you today, old-timer. 623 00:24:21,532 --> 00:24:24,404 Yes. The prophets smiled on both of us. 624 00:24:24,448 --> 00:24:27,059 Thanks for having my back when the klisht hit the fan. 625 00:24:27,103 --> 00:24:29,497 -Just doing my job. -Now I do owe you one. 626 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,846 Wait, what? No. 627 00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:33,370 -No, no, no. Hey, come on. -[laughs] 628 00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:35,198 Gotcha. 629 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,331 But then the way you, like, dance-flip-konked that guard, 630 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,768 I was like, damn! 631 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,117 I didn't know Tendi could do that. 632 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,205 [chuckles] Well, so you're not embarrassed 633 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,423 to be friends with someone 634 00:24:43,467 --> 00:24:45,425 whose family was into pirating? 635 00:24:45,469 --> 00:24:47,732 No way. It's a part of who you are. 636 00:24:47,776 --> 00:24:49,038 I like hearing about it. 637 00:24:49,081 --> 00:24:50,909 Thanks, Rutherford. From now on, 638 00:24:50,953 --> 00:24:53,651 I'm going to embrace my past and what comes with it. 639 00:24:53,695 --> 00:24:56,219 Uh, what are you gonna do with the tooth? 640 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,526 I don't know, i-it's actually kind of gross, isn't it? 641 00:24:58,569 --> 00:25:00,049 I'll take that. 642 00:25:00,092 --> 00:25:01,703 Rule of Acquisition number nine. 643 00:25:01,746 --> 00:25:05,358 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. 644 00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:04,200 [man imitates weapons firing] 645 00:26:06,158 --> 00:26:10,158 Chirp.