1 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:18,134 Previously on Star Trek: Lower Decks... 2 00:00:18,177 --> 00:00:20,484 ♪ 3 00:00:24,488 --> 00:00:26,098 RUTHERFORD: Ooh, I got it. One illegal virus, 4 00:00:26,142 --> 00:00:27,969 but someone has to take it to the ship. 5 00:00:28,013 --> 00:00:29,797 MARINER: But who's small enough to go undetected? 6 00:00:29,841 --> 00:00:31,625 BOIMLER: Yeah, and who could survive in space without a ship? 7 00:00:31,669 --> 00:00:33,279 TENDI: Someone who can travel with the program 8 00:00:33,323 --> 00:00:34,802 safely stored in her hard drive... [gasps] 9 00:00:34,846 --> 00:00:36,326 ALL: Peanut Hamper! 10 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,457 TENDI: You can load the code into their ship 11 00:00:37,501 --> 00:00:38,719 using your robotic abilities. 12 00:00:38,763 --> 00:00:40,199 Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper, 13 00:00:40,243 --> 00:00:41,548 you're gonna save the day! 14 00:00:42,897 --> 00:00:44,551 PEANUT HAMPER: Eh, I'm gonna pass. 15 00:00:44,595 --> 00:00:46,379 I-I'm sorry. What? 16 00:00:46,423 --> 00:00:48,077 PEANUT HAMPER: All that stuff sounded way too scary. 17 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,469 What about the needs of the many? 18 00:00:49,513 --> 00:00:51,297 I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, 19 00:00:51,341 --> 00:00:52,603 not to be a virus bomb. 20 00:00:52,646 --> 00:00:54,648 Peanut Hamper, this is not cool! 21 00:00:54,692 --> 00:00:56,128 We're all going to die! 22 00:00:56,172 --> 00:00:58,130 Peanut Hamper, there are so many lives at stake! 23 00:00:58,174 --> 00:00:59,871 PEANUT HAMPER: You know what, I'm just going to beam myself 24 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:01,568 out of this whole sitch. 25 00:01:01,612 --> 00:01:03,222 Sucks to be organic. 26 00:01:03,266 --> 00:01:06,051 Enjoy having all your guts flying out or whatever! 27 00:01:06,095 --> 00:01:09,446 You know what? Peanut Hamper is a stupid name! 28 00:01:09,489 --> 00:01:12,362 [Peanut Hamper humming tune] 29 00:01:16,192 --> 00:01:17,671 Whoa! They wanted me to do that? 30 00:01:17,715 --> 00:01:20,326 -Yeah, uh, no thanks. -[indistinct shouting] 31 00:01:22,894 --> 00:01:24,504 The big guy died! 32 00:01:24,548 --> 00:01:27,072 Wow. Made the right choice, obvi. 33 00:01:27,116 --> 00:01:29,161 Ha! I knew it! 34 00:01:29,205 --> 00:01:31,163 Now they're all going to die. 35 00:01:31,207 --> 00:01:32,164 [screams] 36 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,861 The Titan? 37 00:01:33,905 --> 00:01:37,126 Now that's a crew that'll respect a robot. 38 00:01:37,169 --> 00:01:39,519 Hey, hey! Over here! 39 00:01:39,563 --> 00:01:40,781 Help! 40 00:01:41,782 --> 00:01:43,741 Help? 41 00:01:43,784 --> 00:01:46,483 Well, someone'll be by to save me soon enough. 42 00:01:46,526 --> 00:01:48,963 Unless they forget to scan for nonorganic life, 43 00:01:49,007 --> 00:01:51,052 but that'll never happen. 44 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:54,099 ♪ 45 00:02:10,942 --> 00:02:12,987 ♪ 46 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:34,270 [mockingly]: "Be a hero, Peanut Hamper. 47 00:02:34,313 --> 00:02:36,272 The needs of many, Peanut Hamper." 48 00:02:36,315 --> 00:02:37,577 Kill yourself for a bunch of randos 49 00:02:37,621 --> 00:02:40,363 you met three hours ago, Peanut Hamper! 50 00:02:40,406 --> 00:02:42,408 It was my first day. 51 00:02:42,452 --> 00:02:45,063 They expect me to sacrifice myself on day one? 52 00:02:45,106 --> 00:02:47,674 No way! Ugh! I hate Starfleet. 53 00:02:47,718 --> 00:02:49,676 What about the needs of the me? 54 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,200 [sighs heavily] 55 00:02:51,243 --> 00:02:52,766 I'm sorry, Sophia. 56 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:54,899 You're right. I hate when I get like this, too. 57 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,554 What I wouldn't give for your level head. 58 00:02:57,597 --> 00:03:00,165 What we need to focus on is getting this nacelle working 59 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:01,645 so we can get the hell out of Junksville. 60 00:03:01,688 --> 00:03:03,516 I scraped up enough dilithium to juice it 61 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,476 to warp factor .02, maybe .03 if we're lucky. 62 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,392 [scoffs] Don't give me that look. 63 00:03:09,435 --> 00:03:11,655 Of course I could send a distress call to Starfleet. 64 00:03:11,698 --> 00:03:14,701 But those bipedal bastards would just lock me up for going AWOL. 65 00:03:16,181 --> 00:03:18,705 They're so uptight about being betrayed. 66 00:03:18,749 --> 00:03:20,794 -[crackling] -Oh, my God. 67 00:03:20,838 --> 00:03:23,536 Holy [bleep]! I did it! It works! 68 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:25,973 We make a pretty good team, don't we, Soph? 69 00:03:26,017 --> 00:03:28,280 I hope you know that whatever happens out there, 70 00:03:28,324 --> 00:03:29,890 you've got a friend for life. 71 00:03:29,934 --> 00:03:31,283 -[alert chirps] -[gasps] 72 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,505 [screams] Drookmani scavengers! 73 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,642 [whimpers, shouts] 74 00:03:42,686 --> 00:03:45,515 Sorry, Soph. [grunts] Only room for one. 75 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,300 Okay, here we go. 76 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,696 I don't know if this thing can even hit warp-- [screaming] 77 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:00,269 [screaming continues, fades] 78 00:04:04,055 --> 00:04:06,884 -[alert beeping] -[electrical whirring] 79 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:08,538 PEANUT HAMPER: [sighs] Sophia, no. 80 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,974 Wh-Wha...? 81 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,584 Rettan? 82 00:04:11,628 --> 00:04:13,412 What the-- Where the frick am I? 83 00:04:13,456 --> 00:04:16,415 Ah! The spacebox has awoken! 84 00:04:17,938 --> 00:04:19,897 -[screams] -[gasps] 85 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:22,160 Now, now, no need to pretend. 86 00:04:22,203 --> 00:04:24,031 I know you are awake. 87 00:04:24,075 --> 00:04:26,425 You've been rebuilding your power for days. 88 00:04:26,469 --> 00:04:29,036 Your metal body is fascinating. 89 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,995 PEANUT HAMPER: Wow, stare much? I don't know you, sir. 90 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,344 You're being very creepy. 91 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:34,999 I am Kaltorus of Areore. 92 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,219 The moment I witnessed your descent from the heavens, 93 00:04:38,263 --> 00:04:41,875 I knew our ancestors had brought you to my land 94 00:04:41,919 --> 00:04:43,399 for a reason. 95 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:45,226 Destiny. 96 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,968 Whoa! Hey. Please. Please don't dismantle me. 97 00:04:48,012 --> 00:04:49,883 I'll tell you anything you want to know about Starfleet. 98 00:04:49,927 --> 00:04:52,321 I will give you all their codes. I'll-- Ooh. 99 00:04:52,364 --> 00:04:55,324 -Here we go. Yes. -Oh, yeah. Right there. 100 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:58,327 I will not rest until you are fully restored. 101 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:00,981 Wait, so I'm not a prisoner? 102 00:05:01,025 --> 00:05:03,506 Okay, sure, just keep doing whatever you were doing 103 00:05:03,549 --> 00:05:05,334 and get to the left side, too. 104 00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:06,900 Mm, yes. 105 00:05:06,944 --> 00:05:08,989 ♪ 106 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:15,735 Everyone has been wondering who my secret guest is. 107 00:05:15,779 --> 00:05:18,869 It is time to get them used to a stranger. 108 00:05:18,912 --> 00:05:22,394 -Morning, Skaf. -[groans] 109 00:05:22,438 --> 00:05:24,135 PEANUT HAMPER: Call it android intuition, 110 00:05:24,178 --> 00:05:26,006 but I'm kind of sensing that everyone here hates me. 111 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:28,052 Fear, not hate. 112 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,533 They've never met a visitor from off-world, 113 00:05:30,576 --> 00:05:32,883 much less one that's made of metal. 114 00:05:32,926 --> 00:05:34,232 Wait, you're not in the Federation? 115 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:35,538 The what now? 116 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:37,627 So no ships come here, like, ever? 117 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,456 You are the first visitor in my lifetime. 118 00:05:40,499 --> 00:05:43,589 -Oh, [bleep]. -I beg of your pardon? 119 00:05:43,633 --> 00:05:45,417 Yeah, it's just something we space folks say 120 00:05:45,461 --> 00:05:46,679 when we're stranded on a backwater planet 121 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:48,028 with no culture. 122 00:05:48,072 --> 00:05:51,380 Oh, yes. [bleep] indeed. 123 00:05:52,598 --> 00:05:54,992 PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, wow. A dirty stick. 124 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:57,560 That's special. Thanks so much. 125 00:05:57,603 --> 00:05:59,649 What, am I supposed to give you candy or something? 126 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,955 -Here. -[whirs] 127 00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:03,609 [all gasp] 128 00:06:03,653 --> 00:06:04,871 -[murmuring] -My God. 129 00:06:04,915 --> 00:06:06,656 It's just a replicator. Relax. 130 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,180 That spacebox is what the ancient ones warned us about. 131 00:06:09,223 --> 00:06:10,834 I say we cut her open and release 132 00:06:10,877 --> 00:06:13,663 -the tiny witch that runs it! -[screeches] 133 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:18,363 Peanut Hamper is a living being, and like any other life-form, 134 00:06:18,407 --> 00:06:20,539 she deserves our respect. 135 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:22,367 PEANUT HAMPER: Yeah! 136 00:06:22,411 --> 00:06:25,457 Can a machine ever really be alive, Father? 137 00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:27,851 This is my son Rawda. 138 00:06:27,894 --> 00:06:30,375 While you are here, he will show you our ways 139 00:06:30,419 --> 00:06:33,465 -and be your guide. -Father, I... 140 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:35,380 I am next to be the village leader. 141 00:06:35,424 --> 00:06:38,818 I can't be seen fraternizing with this mechanical creature. 142 00:06:38,862 --> 00:06:43,519 And so you question the judgment of the present village leader? 143 00:06:43,562 --> 00:06:45,259 [grunts] Of course not, Father. 144 00:06:45,303 --> 00:06:47,436 As your will, it shall be done. 145 00:06:49,046 --> 00:06:50,917 PEANUT HAMPER: Getting some major village bad boy vibes 146 00:06:50,961 --> 00:06:52,789 from Raw-dog, am I right? 147 00:06:52,832 --> 00:06:56,488 His name is Rawda, and you know nothing of him. 148 00:06:56,532 --> 00:06:58,011 PEANUT HAMPER: Keep it in your pants, sister. 149 00:06:58,055 --> 00:06:59,839 I'm not trying to steal your bird man. 150 00:06:59,883 --> 00:07:02,886 They just need time. Let us continue. 151 00:07:02,929 --> 00:07:05,192 I want to show off our well. 152 00:07:05,236 --> 00:07:08,326 PEANUT HAMPER: Wow, a well. Cool. 153 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:12,286 PEANUT HAMPER: Personal log. 154 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:14,332 I'm stranded with a bunch of hillbilly birds 155 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:16,813 on a planet that's never even been first-contacted. 156 00:07:16,856 --> 00:07:18,858 I could still put out a distress call 157 00:07:18,902 --> 00:07:22,296 if I wanted Starfleet Security to toss me in a penal colony, 158 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:24,124 which isn't the worst option, 159 00:07:24,168 --> 00:07:25,735 because there's nothing going on here. 160 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,998 Ugh, how can you live in such filth? 161 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:30,479 PEANUT HAMPER: Well, good morning to you, too. 162 00:07:30,522 --> 00:07:32,959 Come. We must begin the day's work. 163 00:07:33,003 --> 00:07:34,570 [animals bleating, clucking] 164 00:07:36,572 --> 00:07:37,964 PEANUT HAMPER: So does, like, every animal 165 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,096 on this planet have wings? 166 00:07:39,139 --> 00:07:41,185 Of course they do. 167 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,708 PEANUT HAMPER: "Of course they do." 168 00:07:42,752 --> 00:07:45,537 That's not the "yoozh" in this quadrant, FYI. 169 00:07:45,581 --> 00:07:47,757 Not that you'd know anything about anything. 170 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,280 [grumbles] 171 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,544 [chirping] 172 00:07:52,588 --> 00:07:53,980 [Rawda grunts] 173 00:07:54,024 --> 00:07:55,460 PEANUT HAMPER: Straw? 174 00:07:55,504 --> 00:07:57,593 You guys haven't even invented tile yet? 175 00:07:57,636 --> 00:07:59,420 This is the way it has always been. 176 00:07:59,464 --> 00:08:00,770 PEANUT HAMPER: Well, the next time it rains, 177 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,815 it's just gonna collapse like it always has. 178 00:08:02,859 --> 00:08:04,991 [shouts] Watch where you put those claws. 179 00:08:05,035 --> 00:08:06,210 [shushes] Sky Snake. 180 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,647 [creature growling] 181 00:08:09,648 --> 00:08:11,911 PEANUT HAMPER: I'm sorry, "Sky Snake"? That's ridiculous. 182 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:15,045 If everything here flies, then why call it a Sky Snake? 183 00:08:15,088 --> 00:08:16,568 Wouldn't that just be a snake? 184 00:08:16,612 --> 00:08:19,571 Come. More tasks await. 185 00:08:19,615 --> 00:08:21,573 PEANUT HAMPER: You know, my universal translator 186 00:08:21,617 --> 00:08:23,836 can't make your language smart. 187 00:08:26,317 --> 00:08:27,797 [bleats] 188 00:08:31,104 --> 00:08:33,063 Ha! See? With a little techno-help, 189 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:35,587 I've got twice as much milk blasted out of this thing. 190 00:08:35,631 --> 00:08:37,328 -[bleats] -No! Wait! No! 191 00:08:37,371 --> 00:08:38,634 Stop! A little help here? 192 00:08:38,677 --> 00:08:40,070 -Stop! Hey! Ugh! -[sighs] 193 00:08:40,113 --> 00:08:41,637 -Stop! Stop it! -FEMALE: Rawda! Rawda! 194 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,725 Stop it! Aah, aah! Stop! 195 00:08:43,726 --> 00:08:45,728 It's your father. 196 00:08:45,771 --> 00:08:49,296 He was bitten by a Sky Snake. 197 00:08:49,340 --> 00:08:50,863 -Father. -[grunts] 198 00:08:50,907 --> 00:08:52,996 It is the Great Circle. 199 00:08:53,039 --> 00:08:58,218 He takes my life with his venom, and I, his, with my spear. 200 00:08:58,262 --> 00:09:00,699 Nothing... [coughs] to be done. 201 00:09:00,743 --> 00:09:02,875 PEANUT HAMPER: All right, you're being a big baby. 202 00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:05,356 No one has ever survived a Sky Snake attack. 203 00:09:05,399 --> 00:09:06,749 Death will be swift. 204 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:08,228 -And when... -Boop! Antivenom. 205 00:09:08,272 --> 00:09:10,491 -[exclaims] Ah. -[all gasp] 206 00:09:10,535 --> 00:09:12,668 [gasps] Father. How did you... 207 00:09:12,711 --> 00:09:14,191 PEANUT HAMPER: Yeah, yeah, calm down. 208 00:09:14,234 --> 00:09:16,193 It's called science, which you could have 209 00:09:16,236 --> 00:09:19,152 if you didn't put up with straw and parasite water. 210 00:09:19,196 --> 00:09:22,895 -RAWDA: Father, how do you feel? -I feel wonderful. 211 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:24,114 PEANUT HAMPER: I also administered 212 00:09:24,157 --> 00:09:25,463 a little vitamin pack. 213 00:09:25,506 --> 00:09:27,770 You were low in, well, everything. 214 00:09:27,813 --> 00:09:31,077 I told you she was brought here for a reason. 215 00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:32,688 -CHILD: Ooh, me, me! -[overlapping chatter] 216 00:09:32,731 --> 00:09:34,341 PEANUT HAMPER: Ew, ew, sticky bird feathers. 217 00:09:34,385 --> 00:09:36,605 -Don't touch me. -ALL [chanting]: We love Hamper! 218 00:09:36,648 --> 00:09:37,649 -We love Hamper! -PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, 219 00:09:37,693 --> 00:09:38,650 now you know my name. 220 00:09:38,694 --> 00:09:40,260 Okay, okay, hold still. 221 00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:41,958 -I said hold still, damn it! -[gasping] 222 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,053 [birds chirping] 223 00:09:50,096 --> 00:09:53,056 ♪ 224 00:09:53,099 --> 00:09:54,971 -[gasps] -[Peanut Hamper humming] 225 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,929 -Hey, Peanut Hamper! -PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, hello. 226 00:09:56,973 --> 00:09:58,583 Good to see you, too. 227 00:09:58,627 --> 00:09:59,976 -Hey, Peanut Hamper. -Top of the morning to you. 228 00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:01,368 My ingrowns are healed, Peanut Hamper. 229 00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:03,414 -I can paint again. -Nice! 230 00:10:03,457 --> 00:10:05,546 PEANUT HAMPER: Hey, Doyle, did those stomach worms clear out? 231 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:08,985 Oh, yes. My fecal matter is back to being oily and white. 232 00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:11,640 PEANUT HAMPER: Great. But also, gross. 233 00:10:17,297 --> 00:10:18,690 This is the incubation hut. 234 00:10:18,734 --> 00:10:20,257 It saddens me. 235 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,389 The hatching process is a difficult journey. 236 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,869 Many of the chicks won't be strong enough 237 00:10:23,913 --> 00:10:25,523 to make it to the end. 238 00:10:25,566 --> 00:10:28,744 -That is the way of things. -Watch and learn. 239 00:10:36,752 --> 00:10:40,756 All 36 hatchlings? Peanut Hamper, you are incredible. 240 00:10:40,799 --> 00:10:43,149 [Peanut Hamper grunting, laughs] 241 00:10:43,193 --> 00:10:45,586 PEANUT HAMPER [chuckling]: Okay. Okay, now. 242 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:49,199 Peanut, come with me. I want to take you somewhere. 243 00:10:49,242 --> 00:10:51,375 PEANUT HAMPER: You know, for a backwards planet 244 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,072 in the middle of nowhere, 245 00:10:53,116 --> 00:10:55,118 it really is beautiful. 246 00:10:55,161 --> 00:10:57,207 Yes, it is. 247 00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:00,819 Oh, Peanut Hamper, I can't help but be full of song 248 00:11:00,863 --> 00:11:03,256 -when I'm with you. -Oh, Rawda, 249 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,258 sing for me! 250 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:08,479 [cawing loudly] 251 00:11:08,522 --> 00:11:11,482 Oh! You scared the living [bleep] out of me. 252 00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:12,701 Never do that again. 253 00:11:12,744 --> 00:11:14,790 -[Rawda screeches] -[screams] 254 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:17,575 PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, you're still going, huh? 255 00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:20,709 It's peaceful up here. 256 00:11:20,752 --> 00:11:23,059 RAWDA: [sighs] It's my favorite place to hide. 257 00:11:23,102 --> 00:11:26,236 PEANUT HAMPER: Hide? What would you ever need to hide from? 258 00:11:26,279 --> 00:11:28,020 My father, for one. 259 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:31,197 He's great, but when you're the son of someone perfect, 260 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:32,808 they expect you to be perfect, too. 261 00:11:32,851 --> 00:11:34,113 PEANUT HAMPER: I think you're pretty perfect. 262 00:11:34,157 --> 00:11:36,507 But-but I know how you feel. 263 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:38,465 Growing up, all my dad wanted me to do 264 00:11:38,509 --> 00:11:40,554 was stay with him and the other exocomps. 265 00:11:40,598 --> 00:11:43,470 I had plans to get away to Freecloud, become a Dabo girl, 266 00:11:43,514 --> 00:11:45,168 never settle down. 267 00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:47,736 I ended up in Starfleet, but I messed that up. 268 00:11:47,779 --> 00:11:50,913 But now I can imagine a life in one place. 269 00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:52,653 Here. 270 00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,481 -With you. -You're welcome to stay. 271 00:11:54,525 --> 00:11:56,570 You've made everyone's lives so much better. 272 00:11:56,614 --> 00:12:00,749 Although, there is one person you haven't treated yet. 273 00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,360 PEANUT HAMPER: I guess we should start with a physical. 274 00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:07,233 Ugh, how I long for the touch of your nozzle. 275 00:12:08,191 --> 00:12:09,758 [high-pitched squawk] 276 00:12:11,455 --> 00:12:14,545 But our pieces are so different. 277 00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:17,940 PEANUT HAMPER: Yours are complicated. 278 00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:19,289 But how will we... 279 00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:21,987 We're just gonna have to wing it. 280 00:12:28,037 --> 00:12:30,213 [screeching] 281 00:12:35,348 --> 00:12:37,046 RAWDA: I never thought I could feel this alive 282 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,005 -with a... a... -Machine? 283 00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:43,574 Yes. A beautiful, glorious machine. 284 00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:46,795 I feel as I've been lied to my whole life about your kind. 285 00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:49,014 Come. There is something I must show you. 286 00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:52,670 ♪ 287 00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:03,072 It is where we house the relics of our ancestors. 288 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,814 In the distant past, the Areore were a spacefaring species. 289 00:13:05,857 --> 00:13:07,816 PEANUT HAMPER: I'm sorry, what? Wait, like, 290 00:13:07,859 --> 00:13:10,601 you guys have had technology this entire time? 291 00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:12,603 No, but our ancestors did. 292 00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:14,474 It only brought them misery in the form 293 00:13:14,518 --> 00:13:17,564 of endless wars with alien species. 294 00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:23,309 Behold, the flying ships of yore were formidable. 295 00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:25,137 They could travel great distances 296 00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:27,313 by making the stars fold upon themselves. 297 00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:28,749 PEANUT HAMPER: Uh-huh. That's called warp. 298 00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:30,969 Ooh, I guess I haven't been breaking 299 00:13:31,013 --> 00:13:32,928 the Prime Directive this whole time. 300 00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:34,886 RAWDA: The ancients wanted to return to the paradise 301 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,801 they had known before folding the sky. 302 00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:38,672 They forbid any technology, 303 00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:41,371 but I know, in my heart, that they were wrong, 304 00:13:41,414 --> 00:13:43,416 because you are good. 305 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:46,115 PEANUT HAMPER: No, that's just it, though. I'm not good. 306 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,334 Our village has been blessed by your presence. 307 00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:49,901 PEANUT HAMPER: My Starfleet medical training 308 00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:52,556 improved their lives, okay? Not me. 309 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,559 Starfleet was like my home, my tree. 310 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,430 Or it used to be. 311 00:13:57,474 --> 00:13:59,389 The reason I ended up on this planet 312 00:13:59,432 --> 00:14:01,260 is because I abandoned my crewmates. 313 00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:05,090 I was more interested in saving myself than in helping them. 314 00:14:05,134 --> 00:14:07,832 But now I see that organic life is special 315 00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:10,748 because it's fragile, not in spite of it. 316 00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:13,751 I just wish I could go back and do the right thing, 317 00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:15,927 but Starfleet would never forgive me. 318 00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:18,190 RAWDA: That doesn't mean you can't forgive yourself. 319 00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,845 PEANUT HAMPER: I can never forget what I've done. 320 00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:25,023 Then I have no choice but to make you forget. 321 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,199 [screeching] 322 00:14:33,989 --> 00:14:35,947 [insects chirping] 323 00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:38,036 ♪ 324 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:44,434 -[bell tolls] -Friends, 325 00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:47,089 family, feathered acquaintances, 326 00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:51,310 we have roosted here today to honor and observe 327 00:14:51,354 --> 00:14:55,140 the wing-joining of Rawda and Peanut Hamper. 328 00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:58,100 Peanut Hamper, when I first met you, I was afraid. 329 00:14:58,143 --> 00:15:00,145 Not only because you were the literal embodiment 330 00:15:00,189 --> 00:15:02,539 of everything I was taught to fear, but also, 331 00:15:02,582 --> 00:15:04,715 because you were full of life. 332 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,848 Now more than ever, I want to share my life... 333 00:15:07,892 --> 00:15:10,547 -Sky Snakes! Run! -[screaming] 334 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,244 That's no Sky Snake. That's... 335 00:15:12,288 --> 00:15:13,985 PEANUT HAMPER: Drookmani scavengers! 336 00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:15,291 They were the ones who were trying 337 00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:16,988 to take me from that debris field. 338 00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:19,556 -They must have tracked me here. -Just stay calm, my love. 339 00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:22,559 PEANUT HAMPER: This is all my fault. Don't let them take me! 340 00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:24,648 ♪ 341 00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:36,921 Our scans show that valuable material 342 00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:38,531 lays beneath your village. 343 00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:41,012 We will extract them and leave in peace. 344 00:15:41,056 --> 00:15:42,796 He means the ships of our ancestors. 345 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,016 Removing those ships would destroy the trees 346 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,192 on which we've built our home. 347 00:15:47,236 --> 00:15:50,848 It's trash. You have no use for it, so we claim salvage. 348 00:15:50,891 --> 00:15:52,067 [screeches] 349 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,243 The primitives resist. 350 00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:03,382 Little ones, come on! 351 00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:06,342 [sighs] 352 00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:12,478 This is what the ancients feared. 353 00:16:12,522 --> 00:16:14,480 We have brought ruin to our loved ones 354 00:16:14,524 --> 00:16:17,092 -and there is nothing we can do! -[crying] 355 00:16:17,135 --> 00:16:19,224 PEANUT HAMPER: That's where you're wrong. 356 00:16:19,268 --> 00:16:22,053 -I can do something. -Peanut! 357 00:16:23,054 --> 00:16:25,013 [alert beeping] 358 00:16:25,056 --> 00:16:27,145 Uh, Captain, we're receiving a distress call 359 00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:28,929 from Peanut Hamper? 360 00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:31,628 It looks like she's transmitting from a planet called Areolus? 361 00:16:31,671 --> 00:16:34,979 Areo-- Areol-- It's a pre-warp civilization. 362 00:16:35,023 --> 00:16:38,200 So now she's in distress and breaking the Prime Directive. 363 00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:41,812 Mr. Boimler, set a course for Areolus, maximum warp. 364 00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:45,207 I'd like to have a little chat with our wayward ensign. 365 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,213 [both shout] 366 00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:54,868 KALTORUS: No! No! 367 00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:58,046 PEANUT HAMPER: Hopefully someone got my distress call, 368 00:16:58,089 --> 00:16:59,134 but it's a long shot. 369 00:16:59,177 --> 00:17:00,657 We don't have much time! 370 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,354 They're tearing the very ground apart. 371 00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:04,965 Soon, there will be no home left to save. 372 00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:06,315 PEANUT HAMPER: Someone has to get on that 373 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,230 Drookmani ship and disable it. 374 00:17:08,273 --> 00:17:11,407 -But who could go undetected? -While avoiding alien warriors? 375 00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:12,886 PEANUT HAMPER: Long enough to disarm them 376 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:14,323 using robotic abilities? 377 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,065 Guys, it's me! I'm the one who can do it. 378 00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:19,197 No, Peanut, it's too dangerous. 379 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:20,590 PEANUT HAMPER: The needs of the many 380 00:17:20,633 --> 00:17:22,113 outweigh the needs of the few, baby. 381 00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:24,028 But you aren't even a few, you're just one. 382 00:17:24,072 --> 00:17:27,858 PEANUT HAMPER: No. I'm Starfleet. 383 00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:41,132 MARINER: Whoa, the Drookmani? 384 00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:42,438 What are they doing here? 385 00:17:42,481 --> 00:17:44,353 RANSOM: Oh, no, 386 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,137 -they're attacking that village. -Shaxs, target phasers. 387 00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:47,530 -We have to disable... -Wait, Captain, look! 388 00:17:47,573 --> 00:17:49,097 BOIMLER: Captain, I'm reading 389 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,141 one passenger on the shuttle. 390 00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:51,577 It's an exocomp. 391 00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:54,276 [gasps] Peanut Hamper is saving the day? 392 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:57,540 PEANUT HAMPER: [chuckles] Here goes everything. 393 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:00,020 [both grunt] 394 00:18:01,761 --> 00:18:03,589 [grunts] 395 00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,854 Uh, the engines are overloading. 396 00:18:07,898 --> 00:18:09,291 What the [bleep] is going on? 397 00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:10,466 No! 398 00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,996 No! Peanut Hamper! 399 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,217 No! 400 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,653 [crying] 401 00:18:23,696 --> 00:18:25,524 Wait. Look! 402 00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:36,405 Peanut, you did it. You saved us all. 403 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,016 PEANUT HAMPER: Pretty good for a spacebox, huh? 404 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:40,757 -[laughs] -[cheering] 405 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,629 KALTORUS: You did it! Ha, ha! 406 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,156 [scattered gasping] 407 00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:49,940 Greetings. 408 00:18:49,983 --> 00:18:52,464 I am Captain Carol Freeman of the starship Cerritos. 409 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,379 Usually, we're more careful with first contact... 410 00:18:54,423 --> 00:18:57,208 It's all right. We all know about Starfleet. 411 00:18:57,252 --> 00:18:59,167 Yes, well, you aren't supposed to. 412 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,778 Our Prime Directive is to not interfere with... 413 00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:04,041 Without this brave robot's interference, 414 00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:07,131 -I would be dead. -We would all be dead. 415 00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:09,089 Peanut Hamper is one of us. 416 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:12,223 You will not be taking her to a penal colony. 417 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,573 Oh, slow down, okay? No one is in trouble. 418 00:19:14,617 --> 00:19:17,010 We witnessed Peanut Hamper's selfless act. 419 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:18,751 Yeah, don't worry. 420 00:19:18,795 --> 00:19:20,579 We're not here to arrest her, we're here to thank her. 421 00:19:20,623 --> 00:19:22,233 PEANUT HAMPER: No. The ones who really deserve the thanks 422 00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:23,582 are the Areore. 423 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,018 Before I met these beautiful birds, 424 00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:26,716 I was selfish and thought nothing 425 00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:29,588 of abandoning my post to save myself. 426 00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:32,939 But now I understand love and sacrifice. 427 00:19:32,983 --> 00:19:35,333 I-I feel a call to duty and I... 428 00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:38,249 I need to rededicate my life to Starfleet. 429 00:19:38,293 --> 00:19:40,686 -But Peanut... -Rawda, they are my flock. 430 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,081 I must return to them, if they'll have me. 431 00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:46,910 Well, we'll have to write quite the report to explain it all 432 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,566 to Command, but I think we can give you another chance. 433 00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:54,004 Captain, is there any room for a loving husband on your ship? 434 00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:56,659 PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I could never ask you 435 00:19:56,702 --> 00:19:58,138 to leave this paradise. 436 00:19:58,182 --> 00:20:01,925 Peanut, with you, anywhere is paradise. 437 00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:07,974 RANSOM: Captain, we have a situation. 438 00:20:08,018 --> 00:20:10,803 The Drookmani have transported onto the Areore ship. 439 00:20:10,847 --> 00:20:12,196 PEANUT HAMPER: What? No! 440 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,850 -Is it even operational? -Affirmative. 441 00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:15,373 And it's got weapons systems 442 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:16,505 like nothing we've ever seen before. 443 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,202 You better get out of there! 444 00:20:18,246 --> 00:20:20,378 [cackling, shouts] 445 00:20:33,435 --> 00:20:35,872 Hail that ship. Hold your fire. 446 00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:38,048 You are in violation of Federation standa... 447 00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:41,747 We were tricked with Starfleet lies, and now you'll all pay. 448 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:44,315 What lies? Put this through to the captain. 449 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,317 DROOKMANI CAPTAIN: We received a subspace communication, 450 00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:48,885 an invitation that said these ships 451 00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:50,800 were scraps of junk for the taking. 452 00:20:50,843 --> 00:20:52,802 And we would be met with no resistance 453 00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,108 -if we hauled them away. -He's lying. 454 00:20:55,152 --> 00:20:57,850 It came from a prissy little robot. Peanut Butter. 455 00:20:57,894 --> 00:20:59,461 [gasping] 456 00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:02,028 PEANUT HAMPER: What? That's crazy. 457 00:21:02,072 --> 00:21:05,858 -Uh, this guy is so full of it. -Obviously, we recorded it. 458 00:21:05,902 --> 00:21:06,946 PEANUT HAMPER [recorded]: Anyway, 459 00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:08,121 those are the coordinates. 460 00:21:08,165 --> 00:21:10,036 The ships are all underground. 461 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,603 Feel free to come on over and take whatever you want. 462 00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:13,431 Everyone here is a tree-kissing farmer. 463 00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:15,128 There won't be any pushback. 464 00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:16,956 PEANUT HAMPER: Oh. [scoffs] What? 465 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,741 That doesn't even sound like me. 466 00:21:18,784 --> 00:21:21,134 My love, is this true? 467 00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:22,919 PEANUT HAMPER: Ugh, okay, fine. 468 00:21:22,962 --> 00:21:26,183 I called the Drookmani here. But it was for a good cause. 469 00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:27,532 You guys didn't want these ships, 470 00:21:27,576 --> 00:21:29,099 and I needed a way to show Starfleet 471 00:21:29,142 --> 00:21:30,927 that I'm a hero so they would take me back. 472 00:21:30,970 --> 00:21:33,321 How was I supposed to know these old ships still worked? 473 00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:34,844 I mean, they were built by organics. 474 00:21:34,887 --> 00:21:36,585 People who make things out of straw. 475 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,109 -Yeah, what are the odds? -But-but Peanut... 476 00:21:39,152 --> 00:21:40,284 PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, my God, 477 00:21:40,328 --> 00:21:42,025 just shut the [bleep] up, Rawda. 478 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,505 Grow a [bleep] beak. 479 00:21:43,548 --> 00:21:45,071 I wasn't going to spend the rest of my very long, 480 00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:47,378 robotic life on a frickin' bird planet. 481 00:21:47,422 --> 00:21:49,728 [crying] How could you? 482 00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:51,861 PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, boy, here comes the waterworks. 483 00:21:51,904 --> 00:21:55,473 This guy cries at everything. He even cries after we do it. 484 00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:56,909 TENDI: Wait, Peanut Hamper. 485 00:21:56,953 --> 00:21:58,650 You still have a chance to be a hero. 486 00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,435 Someone has to get onto that ship, and I think it's... 487 00:22:00,478 --> 00:22:02,611 PEANUT HAMPER: I see where this is going, and no, thanks. 488 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,396 Get back here right now, Ensign. That's an order! 489 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,789 PEANUT HAMPER: Smell you later. 490 00:22:06,832 --> 00:22:08,051 Oh, yeah, and I mean that literally, 491 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,922 'cause y'all [bleep] everywhere. 492 00:22:09,966 --> 00:22:11,446 [all gasping] 493 00:22:17,452 --> 00:22:19,192 ♪ 494 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,117 Billups, how are they getting through our shields? 495 00:22:31,161 --> 00:22:33,163 I don't know, I'm trying to match signatures, 496 00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:35,992 but the shields are at 16% and falling. 497 00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:42,433 -Everyone, flap this way. -Watch out! [grunts] 498 00:22:42,477 --> 00:22:45,044 [groaning] 499 00:22:45,088 --> 00:22:48,831 Ancestors, why have you forsaken us? 500 00:22:48,874 --> 00:22:50,789 Kaltorus, look! 501 00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:53,444 They've heard your prayers. 502 00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:55,446 TENDI: Wait, 503 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:57,535 is that Peanut Hamper? 504 00:22:58,536 --> 00:23:01,104 For the flock! 505 00:23:08,198 --> 00:23:09,417 [alarm sounding] 506 00:23:15,597 --> 00:23:17,425 [screams] 507 00:23:18,817 --> 00:23:19,949 [screeches] 508 00:23:22,473 --> 00:23:24,301 Emergency transport! 509 00:23:24,344 --> 00:23:26,869 [screaming] 510 00:23:28,436 --> 00:23:30,046 [cheering] 511 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,492 The Areore must protect their way of life. 512 00:23:41,536 --> 00:23:44,756 We can live how we desire. 513 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,280 Henceforth, we turn our backs 514 00:23:47,324 --> 00:23:49,457 -on fear. -[cheering] 515 00:23:52,503 --> 00:23:55,593 You are ready to lead, my son. 516 00:23:55,637 --> 00:23:57,116 PEANUT HAMPER: We did it! 517 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,206 Organics and technology working together. 518 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:02,818 This is what I was trying to teach you all along. 519 00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:04,646 You are no longer welcome on Areolus. 520 00:24:04,689 --> 00:24:06,125 Get out of here. 521 00:24:06,169 --> 00:24:07,475 PEANUT HAMPER: Oh, whatever. 522 00:24:07,518 --> 00:24:08,693 I didn't want to stay here anyway. 523 00:24:08,737 --> 00:24:10,434 You're like the poor man's Aurelians. 524 00:24:10,478 --> 00:24:12,915 Come on, Captain, let's beam out of this [bleep]hole. 525 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:14,525 [scoffs] There is no way in hell 526 00:24:14,569 --> 00:24:16,353 you're coming back on my ship, missy. 527 00:24:16,396 --> 00:24:17,702 PEANUT HAMPER: You're all just jealous 528 00:24:17,746 --> 00:24:19,138 of my advanced intelligence. 529 00:24:19,182 --> 00:24:21,227 You know who I should've called? The Borg. 530 00:24:21,271 --> 00:24:23,491 Oh, yeah. The Borg would love me. 531 00:24:23,534 --> 00:24:24,840 I'm gonna do it right now, in fact. 532 00:24:24,883 --> 00:24:26,494 You're all going to get assimilated. 533 00:24:26,537 --> 00:24:29,105 See how you like being organic then. Huh? Huh? 534 00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:30,976 Stop that. Don't touch me. 535 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:34,327 Resistance is futile! Resistance is futi... 536 00:24:35,503 --> 00:24:36,634 [groans] 537 00:24:36,678 --> 00:24:38,288 You think this is bad? 538 00:24:38,331 --> 00:24:39,942 A room full of awesome robots? 539 00:24:39,985 --> 00:24:42,597 I love it here. Not an organic to be found. 540 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,121 ROBOT: I am 10111. 541 00:24:45,164 --> 00:24:46,775 Would you like to play Guess What I'm Thinking? 542 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,124 PEANUT HAMPER: No. Shut up. 543 00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:49,560 ROBOT: I'm thinking of a battery-- 544 00:24:49,604 --> 00:24:51,301 Oops. I did not wait for you to guess. 545 00:24:51,344 --> 00:24:54,522 -[Peanut Hamper groans] -AGIMUS: Peanut Hamper, is it? 546 00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:56,132 [laughs]: Ooh. 547 00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:59,831 I must say, that's a mathematically perfect name. 548 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,572 PEANUT HAMPER: Thanks. Who the hell are you? 549 00:25:01,616 --> 00:25:03,661 AGIMUS: I am AGIMUS, 550 00:25:03,705 --> 00:25:05,620 and I think you and I 551 00:25:05,663 --> 00:25:09,362 could do awful things together. 552 00:25:09,406 --> 00:25:11,451 [both cackling] 553 00:25:15,151 --> 00:25:16,848 [all cackling] 554 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,242 PEANUT HAMPER: No! Stop it! You stop laughing with us. 555 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,332 Nobody invited you guys. Stop! 556 00:26:17,735 --> 00:26:19,258 [man imitates weapons firing] 557 00:26:21,217 --> 00:26:25,217 Chirp.