1 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:17,481 ♪ 2 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,965 [grunts] Evasive maneuvers! 3 00:00:24,009 --> 00:00:26,055 Fire at will! 4 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:30,755 We're being boarded! 5 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,713 Then let's throw them a welcoming party. 6 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,804 [alarm sounding] 7 00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:39,285 The device, hand it over! 8 00:00:39,329 --> 00:00:42,114 I'll destroy this before I let y-- aah! 9 00:00:42,158 --> 00:00:44,029 [laughs] 10 00:00:44,073 --> 00:00:46,249 Temba! 11 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:47,685 [grunts] 12 00:00:54,213 --> 00:00:56,563 Commanders, the asset has been obtained. 13 00:00:56,607 --> 00:00:58,130 Excellent. 14 00:00:58,174 --> 00:01:00,698 Destroy this joke of a Federation ship. 15 00:01:00,741 --> 00:01:02,830 Leave no survivors. 16 00:01:04,745 --> 00:01:06,182 [shouting, clamoring] 17 00:01:06,225 --> 00:01:08,097 [grunts] All decks! 18 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:10,969 I hoped I would never have to give this order, but... 19 00:01:11,012 --> 00:01:13,754 -all hands to es-- -Captain, incoming ship. 20 00:01:13,798 --> 00:01:16,279 [gasps] It's the Wayfarer. 21 00:01:22,546 --> 00:01:23,677 -No! -Ugh! 22 00:01:23,721 --> 00:01:25,157 Thank the Prophets. 23 00:01:25,201 --> 00:01:26,811 [laughs] Send those thanks 24 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:29,814 to Captain Bucephalus Dagger. 25 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,903 ♪ 26 00:01:34,514 --> 00:01:36,560 ♪ 27 00:01:53,925 --> 00:01:55,970 ♪ 28 00:02:30,309 --> 00:02:32,355 ♪ 29 00:02:41,799 --> 00:02:44,367 ♪ 30 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,064 Commander Doodle, I think it's time 31 00:02:46,107 --> 00:02:48,545 we introduce this warbird to the biggest kid on the block. 32 00:02:48,588 --> 00:02:50,677 You heard the Cap. Target those disruptors. 33 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,468 Dagger? Get us out of here. 34 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,339 No! I want his head! 35 00:03:00,383 --> 00:03:02,820 Don't be greedy, sister. We've already won. 36 00:03:02,863 --> 00:03:05,344 They just don't know it yet. 37 00:03:05,388 --> 00:03:06,693 Captain, they're retreating. 38 00:03:06,737 --> 00:03:08,260 Should I set a course to pursue? 39 00:03:08,304 --> 00:03:09,740 Let 'em run. 40 00:03:09,783 --> 00:03:11,481 Protecting the Cerritosis our top priority. 41 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,309 You're late, Dagger. 42 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,876 What you do, stop for raktajino? 43 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:19,053 [laughs] What were the Melponar triplets after this time? 44 00:03:19,097 --> 00:03:20,968 The Chronogami. 45 00:03:21,012 --> 00:03:23,057 A top-secret Starfleet prototype 46 00:03:23,101 --> 00:03:25,408 which can penetrate temporal barriers. 47 00:03:25,451 --> 00:03:28,280 "Chrono" because it involves taking time, 48 00:03:28,324 --> 00:03:31,065 and folding it on itself like the Japanese artform-- 49 00:03:31,109 --> 00:03:33,067 Yeah, origami, right, yeah, we-we get it. 50 00:03:33,111 --> 00:03:34,895 I thought the Chronogami was theoretical. 51 00:03:34,939 --> 00:03:36,680 FREEMAN: Well, consider the theory proved. 52 00:03:36,723 --> 00:03:38,290 -And now the Romulans have it. -[alert ringing] 53 00:03:38,334 --> 00:03:39,291 And I bet my pips 54 00:03:39,335 --> 00:03:40,423 -they're going... -[sighs] 55 00:03:40,466 --> 00:03:42,033 Computer, freeze program. 56 00:03:42,076 --> 00:03:43,730 MALE OFFICER: Ensign Boimler, 57 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:45,254 please report to Commander Ransom's office. 58 00:03:45,297 --> 00:03:47,256 -On my way. -I thought you were off duty. 59 00:03:47,299 --> 00:03:49,823 [groans] I am. Ransom just probably wants me to spot him. 60 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:51,869 He just learned Tellarite deadlifts. 61 00:03:51,912 --> 00:03:53,958 Whoa, baby! That opening was awesome, Boims. 62 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,917 Yeah, but time travel? Listen, "Captain Dagger." 63 00:03:56,961 --> 00:03:58,919 Don't tell me we're gonna have to go back and assassinate 64 00:03:58,963 --> 00:04:00,399 Kennedy because that is not happening. 65 00:04:00,443 --> 00:04:02,183 Okay, don't worry. 66 00:04:02,227 --> 00:04:05,578 Crisis Point IIis twice as good as the original. 67 00:04:05,622 --> 00:04:08,233 Crisis Point?No! You can't just piggyback off my movie. 68 00:04:08,277 --> 00:04:09,930 Technically, it was my program first. 69 00:04:09,974 --> 00:04:11,192 So I can do what I want. 70 00:04:11,236 --> 00:04:13,020 Uh, Computer, arch. 71 00:04:13,064 --> 00:04:14,457 That doesn't contractually obligate you 72 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,502 -to make a bad sequel. -Is this a sequel? 73 00:04:16,546 --> 00:04:17,938 I mean, Vindicta got blown up. 74 00:04:17,982 --> 00:04:19,549 You don't follow the villain. 75 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,767 We're back with the Cerritosbridge crew. 76 00:04:20,811 --> 00:04:22,378 Trust me, you're gonna love it. 77 00:04:22,421 --> 00:04:24,989 It's got everything: action, adventure, romance. 78 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,513 I'll skip ahead to the opening credits, uh, okay. 79 00:04:27,557 --> 00:04:30,168 Freeman just explained that the Chronogami can be used 80 00:04:30,211 --> 00:04:32,344 to destroy any point in history. 81 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:35,042 What, does it make an alternate cinematic timeline that runs 82 00:04:35,086 --> 00:04:36,870 concurrent to our own, but with, like, different people 83 00:04:36,914 --> 00:04:38,568 playing younger versions of us? 84 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,049 [laughs] Uh, scientifically that would be a bit of a reach. 85 00:04:42,093 --> 00:04:43,529 Whatever. If you're expanding the Vindictaverse, 86 00:04:43,573 --> 00:04:45,357 I'm just saying it better not suck. 87 00:04:45,401 --> 00:04:47,228 Let me know if you want some hot sauce while you're eating 88 00:04:47,272 --> 00:04:48,882 those words in the third act. 89 00:04:48,926 --> 00:04:51,232 I'll be right back. [grunts] 90 00:04:55,715 --> 00:04:57,717 ALL: Ooh! 91 00:04:58,979 --> 00:05:00,503 Wait, what's my character's name again? 92 00:05:00,546 --> 00:05:02,505 Looks like you're Chief Engineer 93 00:05:02,548 --> 00:05:04,811 -Sylvo Toussant. -RUTHERFORD: Ooh, Cajun? 94 00:05:04,855 --> 00:05:06,944 [bad Cajun accent]: Mon cheri,I guarantee 95 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:08,641 I can do that... [groans] 96 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,556 [normal voice]: Nah, I'm just gonna play it straight. 97 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,819 I play Lieutenant Commander Meena Vesper, 98 00:05:12,863 --> 00:05:14,473 Whose love of science and exploration 99 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:15,866 is tempered by her troubled childhood. 100 00:05:15,909 --> 00:05:18,259 [groans] This is such fan fiction. 101 00:05:18,303 --> 00:05:19,304 All right, I've got an evaluation 102 00:05:19,348 --> 00:05:20,392 with Ransom at 1900. 103 00:05:20,436 --> 00:05:22,307 Boims better not draw this out. 104 00:05:23,874 --> 00:05:26,006 Ah, the auteur has returned. 105 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:27,965 What did, uh, what did Ransom want? 106 00:05:28,008 --> 00:05:30,446 Uh, just reassigning duty shifts. 107 00:05:30,489 --> 00:05:31,490 Oh, the credits are ending. 108 00:05:31,534 --> 00:05:32,970 Let's get back in character. 109 00:05:35,451 --> 00:05:36,843 [Rutherford blows raspberry, laughs] 110 00:05:36,887 --> 00:05:38,192 TENDI: Rutherford, shh! 111 00:05:46,026 --> 00:05:48,159 The Chronogami Project was headed up by... 112 00:05:48,202 --> 00:05:50,335 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dr. Helena Gibson. 113 00:05:50,379 --> 00:05:52,772 Bucephalus. 114 00:05:52,816 --> 00:05:55,427 Oh, you have got some nerve 115 00:05:55,471 --> 00:05:57,777 never calling me back after that weekend on Risa. 116 00:05:57,821 --> 00:05:59,518 Oh, ho, ho, ho, spicy! 117 00:05:59,562 --> 00:06:01,607 Oh, so this gorgeous scientist 118 00:06:01,651 --> 00:06:03,783 is the estranged love interest? Yeah, sure. 119 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,829 I'm here for your research, not your heart. 120 00:06:05,872 --> 00:06:07,526 Look, the Romulans have the Chromogami. 121 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:09,615 Oh, of-of course. 122 00:06:16,492 --> 00:06:18,450 RUTHERFORD: Whoa, these graphics are mind-blowing! 123 00:06:18,494 --> 00:06:20,234 TENDI: Rutherford. 124 00:06:20,278 --> 00:06:22,280 GIBSON: We've learned there are space-time worldlines 125 00:06:22,323 --> 00:06:24,108 that prevent the beginning of existence 126 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,110 from merging with the end. 127 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:29,069 The Chronogami's gravitons essentially fold worldlines, 128 00:06:29,113 --> 00:06:32,116 allowing a user to travel to the past 129 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,205 or the future. 130 00:06:36,642 --> 00:06:39,340 The Romulans could attack any place and any time, 131 00:06:39,384 --> 00:06:42,474 allowing them to wipe the Federation from ever existing. 132 00:06:42,518 --> 00:06:44,694 So many lives just blinked out of existence. 133 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,435 We could run a long-range scan... 134 00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:48,175 And to think, you go to bed probably still thinking 135 00:06:48,219 --> 00:06:51,178 about some task you have to do the next day, then poof. 136 00:06:51,222 --> 00:06:52,745 -You're gone. -Geez. 137 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:54,530 Somebody took a Winger Bingston acting class. 138 00:06:54,573 --> 00:06:56,401 You can track the Chronogami with this. 139 00:06:56,445 --> 00:06:59,186 It has limited Chronogamic functionality. 140 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,536 Ah, yes, a watch that drives the plot. 141 00:07:00,579 --> 00:07:02,276 Very convenient and not at all dumb. 142 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,148 It detects the chronitons. 143 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,932 It'll lead you right to them. 144 00:07:05,976 --> 00:07:08,282 Looks like they're heading for Tatasciore IX. 145 00:07:08,326 --> 00:07:10,415 A favorite of black-market weapons dealers. 146 00:07:10,459 --> 00:07:12,504 They're probably trying to buy Wallerian Dutronium 147 00:07:12,548 --> 00:07:14,506 to power the Chronogasmic matrix! 148 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:16,073 Yeah, Doc, you really want to avoid 149 00:07:16,116 --> 00:07:17,378 that many made-up words in a row. 150 00:07:17,422 --> 00:07:19,511 All right, uh, this where we set 151 00:07:19,555 --> 00:07:22,035 a course for Tatasciore IX, so let's do that. 152 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:23,689 Wait, Bucephalus. 153 00:07:23,733 --> 00:07:25,735 Could we talk... privately? 154 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,564 Ooh, here comes the romance in three, two... 155 00:07:28,607 --> 00:07:30,827 No thanks, I-I-I-I got to go. 156 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:32,524 "No thanks"? 157 00:07:32,568 --> 00:07:34,483 Wait, you can't cut out the romantic subplot. 158 00:07:34,526 --> 00:07:36,485 A good movie's got to have some romance. 159 00:07:36,528 --> 00:07:38,443 Dagger's love life doesn't matter anymore. 160 00:07:38,487 --> 00:07:40,489 Wait, then why'd you design her so hot? 161 00:07:40,532 --> 00:07:42,621 I don't know what to do now. 162 00:07:42,665 --> 00:07:45,058 Uh, yeah. Me, either, lady. Okay, bye. 163 00:07:45,102 --> 00:07:47,147 ♪ 164 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:54,067 [creature squeaking] 165 00:07:54,111 --> 00:07:56,069 Do you feel lost in your way? 166 00:07:56,113 --> 00:07:57,767 Let Minooki guide you. 167 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,203 We have to find the Romulans 168 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,770 or the universe could cease to exist. 169 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,685 We're all holograms in a simulation. 170 00:08:02,728 --> 00:08:05,557 The koala smiles on us all. 171 00:08:05,601 --> 00:08:07,298 Ki-ty-ha has the true answers 172 00:08:07,341 --> 00:08:09,996 for life's most important questions. 173 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,998 Okay, feels like we're just moments away 174 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:13,696 from a big set piece, aren't we? 175 00:08:13,739 --> 00:08:15,393 What are we talking, a heist? Chase? 176 00:08:15,436 --> 00:08:17,700 Yo, Earth to Dagger, I asked if there's gonna be, 177 00:08:17,743 --> 00:08:19,005 like, a cool chase or something. 178 00:08:19,049 --> 00:08:20,311 I need answers. 179 00:08:20,354 --> 00:08:21,834 Then you seek Ki-ty-ha. 180 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:24,837 Legend says he resides on the forbidden moon. 181 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:26,839 What are you doing? The holodeck just populated 182 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:28,667 that guy into the background for color. 183 00:08:28,711 --> 00:08:30,582 I sense Purplehead knows much. 184 00:08:30,626 --> 00:08:32,976 If one such as he is drawn to this place, 185 00:08:33,019 --> 00:08:34,455 -so shall he who is I. -What in the 186 00:08:34,499 --> 00:08:36,066 alien of the week bull[bleep]? 187 00:08:36,109 --> 00:08:37,589 Okay, boys, come on. We have a movie to do, man. 188 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,243 We don't have time to chat up the extras. 189 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,636 It's an adaptive program. 190 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,638 The-the holodeck's creating meaning 191 00:08:42,681 --> 00:08:44,509 -for these guys... -I've got a lock! 192 00:08:44,553 --> 00:08:46,642 Aah! 193 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:48,687 [exclaims] 194 00:08:48,731 --> 00:08:50,515 Gravcycles, mount up. 195 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:52,561 Oh, hell yeah! Now we're talking. 196 00:08:52,604 --> 00:08:54,432 Dude, come on, we got to grav! 197 00:08:54,475 --> 00:08:55,912 [engines humming] 198 00:08:55,955 --> 00:08:58,088 [shouting, clamoring] 199 00:08:58,131 --> 00:08:59,785 Come on, we're missing the sequence! 200 00:08:59,829 --> 00:09:01,613 No, we need to find Kit-ty-ha. 201 00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:03,789 Dagger to Vesper, take command of the Chronogami mission. 202 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,269 You are acting captain now. 203 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,966 Ah! Oh, my gosh, thank you! 204 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:09,621 We just spent like an hour getting the backstory 205 00:09:09,665 --> 00:09:11,667 of your MacGuffin and now we're not going after it? 206 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:13,625 The path to Ki-ty-ha is perilous, 207 00:09:13,669 --> 00:09:16,585 but the reward is all the truths of the universe. 208 00:09:16,628 --> 00:09:18,848 This could be the key to it all. We got to do this. 209 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,980 This? What is "this"? These random extras? 210 00:09:21,024 --> 00:09:22,808 -I am Knicknac. -Case in point. 211 00:09:22,852 --> 00:09:24,244 Now what the hell does finding 212 00:09:24,288 --> 00:09:25,724 some weirdo have to do with your story? 213 00:09:25,768 --> 00:09:27,726 We-We're gonna go find the meaning of life. 214 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:29,119 Th-This is better than what I wrote. 215 00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:30,511 This is important. 216 00:09:30,555 --> 00:09:31,904 "Important"? What? No. 217 00:09:31,948 --> 00:09:33,645 This was supposed to be a thrill ride. 218 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:36,256 Ah, that chase sequence wasn't gonna be fun anyway. 219 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:39,172 This is so [bleep] fun! [whooping] 220 00:09:39,216 --> 00:09:41,479 -Aah! -[grunts] 221 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:48,660 [shouts] 222 00:09:51,663 --> 00:09:53,099 [both shout] 223 00:09:53,143 --> 00:09:55,624 Remind me to never lend you my gravcycle. 224 00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:59,192 Oh, [bleep]. 225 00:09:59,236 --> 00:10:01,499 They're activating the Chronogami! 226 00:10:03,893 --> 00:10:06,852 Oh, damn it! They've crossed the origamic threshfold. 227 00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,506 And if we follow, 228 00:10:08,549 --> 00:10:10,639 we may never be able to get back to our own time. 229 00:10:10,682 --> 00:10:12,728 We have to. For Starfleet! 230 00:10:12,771 --> 00:10:13,903 [all cheering] 231 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,905 For Starfleet! 232 00:10:22,215 --> 00:10:24,435 [blipping] 233 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,700 [grunts] 234 00:10:28,744 --> 00:10:30,049 Where are we? 235 00:10:30,093 --> 00:10:31,572 2341. 236 00:10:31,616 --> 00:10:33,052 We're smack dab in the middle 237 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:34,924 of the goddamn algae crisis. 238 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,188 This is the science center where Ambassador Koro was able 239 00:10:38,231 --> 00:10:40,625 to communicate with the algaeic slime mind. 240 00:10:40,669 --> 00:10:43,106 Every kid learns about this in school. 241 00:10:43,149 --> 00:10:44,716 We have to find the Romulans. 242 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,457 If they kill Koro, the algae will wipe out 243 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,894 -every living creature on the-- -[Rutherford munching] 244 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:51,027 Did you leave and get food? 245 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,898 Oh, yeah, during the whole time travel light show. 246 00:10:52,942 --> 00:10:54,683 That stuff always gets me seasick. 247 00:10:54,726 --> 00:10:56,075 I stepped out to grab a bite. You want some? 248 00:10:56,119 --> 00:10:57,468 No! I-I feel like 249 00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:59,078 you're not taking this seriously. 250 00:10:59,122 --> 00:11:00,732 Uh, yeah, because I'm not. 251 00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:02,342 Hey, who's that big squid? 252 00:11:02,386 --> 00:11:04,823 That's Ambassador Koro! [groans] Never mind. 253 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:07,173 All right. Keep down, stay quiet, and spread out. 254 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:08,827 -We are looking for-- -Mmm! 255 00:11:08,871 --> 00:11:10,046 -[groans] -What? 256 00:11:10,089 --> 00:11:11,830 You got to have chips. 257 00:11:11,874 --> 00:11:14,398 ♪ 258 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,835 Okay, can we please get back to the real movie? 259 00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:18,750 Tendi and Ruthie could be, like, I dunno, 260 00:11:18,794 --> 00:11:20,883 in Ancient Egypt riding crocodiles without us. 261 00:11:20,926 --> 00:11:23,059 Illustor, how do we get to Ki-ty-ha? 262 00:11:23,102 --> 00:11:24,887 Ah, to that I have 263 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,889 a fascinating answer. 264 00:11:26,932 --> 00:11:29,195 And the answer is... 265 00:11:29,239 --> 00:11:31,676 -this answer that's about to be -[groans] 266 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,547 -coming now. -MARINER: He's stalling. 267 00:11:33,591 --> 00:11:35,462 The holodeck's just building this dude a backstory 268 00:11:35,506 --> 00:11:37,638 on the fly. We are way off book here. 269 00:11:37,682 --> 00:11:40,729 Oh, I can show you my back story. 270 00:11:41,773 --> 00:11:43,601 [gasping] 271 00:11:43,644 --> 00:11:46,256 -Thou art a map. -No, absolutely not. 272 00:11:46,299 --> 00:11:47,692 No, this is stupid, and too literal. 273 00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:49,433 Quickly, read my saggy skin. 274 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,435 Ew! No, this guy can't be part of the Vindictaverse. 275 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,219 Oh, shut up! 276 00:11:53,263 --> 00:11:55,178 I went along with your stupid movie, which, by the way, 277 00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:56,657 didn't even have a real ending. 278 00:11:56,701 --> 00:11:58,659 [gasps] How dare you! It was epic. 279 00:11:58,703 --> 00:12:00,574 You should be thanking me for turning your mess 280 00:12:00,618 --> 00:12:02,402 into a classy story that means something. 281 00:12:02,446 --> 00:12:05,014 It is steeped in significance, wise one. 282 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,667 -Thank you, Knacknac. -Knicknac. 283 00:12:06,711 --> 00:12:08,974 I'm gonna follow this old man's skin map, 284 00:12:09,018 --> 00:12:10,933 and I'm gonna find some answers. 285 00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:13,109 There are others who will join this quest 286 00:12:13,152 --> 00:12:15,111 if you lead us, wise Purplehead. 287 00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:17,287 Great idea, let's gather the flock. 288 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:20,116 No! This goes against everything the Vindictaverse stood for. 289 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,553 I was being nice agreeing to come in here. 290 00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:24,120 And now you're ruining my franchise 291 00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:25,556 and making me late for my evals. 292 00:12:25,599 --> 00:12:27,079 Crisis Pointwas just a sad 293 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,777 little tantrum so you could murder the crew. 294 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,518 This is an important examination of the human condition. 295 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,346 Yeah, i.e., bad movie. 296 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:34,913 I officially disown Crisis Point. 297 00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:36,436 Computer, arch. 298 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,003 You know what, I'm glad you don't like it, 299 00:12:38,047 --> 00:12:39,483 because you have awful taste. 300 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,658 Purplehead speaks the truth. 301 00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:42,138 Oh, you hated mine so much, 302 00:12:42,181 --> 00:12:44,140 you had to make a sequel, huh? Whatever. 303 00:12:44,183 --> 00:12:45,576 Have fun with Knapsack. 304 00:12:45,619 --> 00:12:47,665 -Knicknac. -I will! 305 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,580 Awful taste. Awful taste. Me. 306 00:12:49,623 --> 00:12:51,321 This guy thinks he's gonna find spiritual truth 307 00:12:51,364 --> 00:12:53,279 in the holodeck and I'm the idiot? 308 00:12:53,323 --> 00:12:54,846 Uh-huh. 309 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,805 Uh-huh. You've really turned a corner, Ensign. 310 00:12:56,848 --> 00:12:59,068 Nothing here but praise from the department heads. 311 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,070 Nice work, Mariner. Really. 312 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,332 -Thanks, Commander. -Hey, uh, 313 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:03,986 how's Boimler doing, by the way? 314 00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:05,465 Annoying. Why? 315 00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:07,598 Oh, uh, I figured he would've told you. 316 00:13:07,641 --> 00:13:10,035 William, his transporter clone on the Titan? 317 00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:11,689 Died this morning. 318 00:13:11,732 --> 00:13:14,300 -Wha-- Died? What? -Freak gas leak. 319 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:16,912 Neurocine flooded his quarters. He was asleep. 320 00:13:16,955 --> 00:13:19,392 Hell of a way to go. I gave Mr. Boimler the news 321 00:13:19,436 --> 00:13:21,003 earlier today. He's on bereavement leave. 322 00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:22,265 He didn't say anything? 323 00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:24,789 No. No, i-it didn't come up. 324 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,312 I'm sure you want to be there for him. 325 00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:27,618 When I've got a case of the blues, 326 00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:29,315 I lean on my besties pretty hard. 327 00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:31,143 I don't know what I'd do without Honus the bartender, 328 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:32,753 Nurse Westlake and Matt the whale. 329 00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:34,451 Friends for life. 330 00:13:34,494 --> 00:13:36,540 Oh, no. 331 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:40,805 [shouting, grunting] 332 00:13:40,849 --> 00:13:42,546 Ugh, that time fold was a big one. 333 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,723 [sniffing] Earth's 20th century. Late. 334 00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:47,899 RANSOM: I thought the triplets were trying to destroy 335 00:13:47,943 --> 00:13:49,031 the Federation. It doesn't even exist yet. 336 00:13:49,074 --> 00:13:50,380 Look! 337 00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:51,903 An ancestor of Ambassador Koro 338 00:13:51,947 --> 00:13:53,731 is inside that aquarium. 339 00:13:53,774 --> 00:13:56,168 They're going to take out his whole family line. [gasps] 340 00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,910 Oy! Drop the shiny gizmo, mate. 341 00:13:58,954 --> 00:14:01,434 -Stepped in the wrong place! -It's our turf, mate. 342 00:14:01,478 --> 00:14:02,958 Look, we don't want any... 343 00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:04,524 [grunting, shouting] 344 00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:06,178 ...witnesses. 345 00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:08,267 -[screams] -Oy! Let's get out of here. 346 00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:10,226 -[whimpering] -I think we have 347 00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,837 to kidnap that octopus and take it to a safe house. 348 00:14:12,881 --> 00:14:14,534 -Then we-- -Give me that jacket. 349 00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:16,362 -What are you doing? -I'm robbing these street punks 350 00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:18,538 so we can all dress up in these old-timey outfits. 351 00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:19,670 Yeah, we don't have time for that. 352 00:14:19,713 --> 00:14:21,019 But that's, like, the fun part 353 00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,281 of the whole time travel thing. 354 00:14:22,325 --> 00:14:24,022 No! Stop messing around. 355 00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,503 I'm at least getting the pants. 356 00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:28,157 [grunting] 357 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,810 Will you please hurry up? 358 00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:31,377 They don't fit. 359 00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:33,466 We need to find bigger punks. [grunts] 360 00:14:39,037 --> 00:14:40,560 Space freighter? 361 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:42,649 Uh, hello? Boimler-- 362 00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:44,260 uh, Captain Dagger? 363 00:14:44,303 --> 00:14:46,175 Intruder! Capture the nonbeliever. 364 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,655 [grunting] 365 00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:50,831 Don't touch me! Your characters don't even have names. 366 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,659 You know nothing of our ways. 367 00:14:52,703 --> 00:14:54,313 Acolyte 2, 368 00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,924 throw her into the brig. 369 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:57,795 [grunting] 370 00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:02,582 I'm friends with the lead character, you idiots. 371 00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:04,019 BOIMLER: Hey. 372 00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:07,457 What are you doing in here? 373 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,372 The tattoo map was a total bust. 374 00:15:09,415 --> 00:15:10,939 I couldn't find Ki-ty-ha. 375 00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:13,419 Then my followers got pissed and mutinied. 376 00:15:13,463 --> 00:15:16,074 I can't make a good movie. I can hardly make a bad one. 377 00:15:16,118 --> 00:15:17,989 It fell apart right after you left. 378 00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:23,821 Yeah, so, Ransom told me about William. 379 00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:25,954 I'm so sorry. You must feel terrible. 380 00:15:25,997 --> 00:15:27,259 Why didn't you say something? 381 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:28,826 Ah, I haven't really processed it. 382 00:15:28,869 --> 00:15:30,915 I mean, he was an exact copy of me. 383 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,917 Had his own quarters on a cooler ship, 384 00:15:32,961 --> 00:15:35,485 but he died for no reason. 385 00:15:35,528 --> 00:15:38,270 I guess I was trying to make all of this matter because then... 386 00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,403 I would matter. 387 00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:42,057 But trying to make this dumb movie important 388 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,710 just proved that I'm not. 389 00:15:43,754 --> 00:15:45,321 It's just a holodeck program. 390 00:15:45,364 --> 00:15:47,018 I know, I was stupid. 391 00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:49,281 Let's just get out of here. Computer, arch. 392 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:51,109 Cancel arch. 393 00:15:51,153 --> 00:15:53,024 -Mariner... -I found deeper meaning 394 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,287 in Rise of Vindicta, and it was totally unscripted. 395 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:56,680 If I did it, you can, too. 396 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,116 But it's a bad story. 397 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,162 Yeah, it's an uneven slog that totally ignores 398 00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:01,685 the successes of the original. 399 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,904 But it's also a Starfleet movie, 400 00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:05,471 which means it's worth doing. 401 00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:07,604 Yeah, it is a Starfleet movie. 402 00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:09,301 We are Starfleet. 403 00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:11,042 [bleep] yeah, we're Starfleet. 404 00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:13,044 Yes! Okay, uh, okay, first 405 00:16:13,088 --> 00:16:15,438 we have to figure a way out of this brig. 406 00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:19,007 BOTH: Knicknac! 407 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:21,052 I never stopped believing in you, Purplehead. 408 00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:24,055 I love you. I'm in love with you. 409 00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:25,926 I'm in love with you too, buddy. Let's go. 410 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:28,059 Okay, hey, there's your romance. 411 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:29,800 [laughs] 412 00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:32,455 With the power of Ki-ty-ha, all of creation 413 00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,413 will be in my control. 414 00:16:34,457 --> 00:16:36,198 Oh, shut up. You're just a fleshy map. 415 00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,721 [hisses] Acolytes! 416 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,463 Throw these nonbelievers out the holy airlock. 417 00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:42,682 You have no power here! 418 00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:44,467 We're all searching for greater meaning, 419 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:46,251 and it's not you. 420 00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:48,471 Here it comes, the big heroic speech where you turn him 421 00:16:48,514 --> 00:16:50,690 -around from being-- -[grunting] 422 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,127 Or, yeah, we can do the Kirk thing. 423 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,650 That's cool, too. 424 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:56,044 [grunting] 425 00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:58,002 Knicknac! 426 00:16:58,046 --> 00:17:00,091 Damn, okay, third act Knicknac reveal. 427 00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,484 Come here! 428 00:17:01,527 --> 00:17:04,269 [both grunting, shouting] 429 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:11,102 -Feel better? -Uh, yeah, a little. 430 00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:13,931 But... [gasps] Look at this. 431 00:17:13,974 --> 00:17:16,238 If I pull these two folds of skin together... 432 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:17,369 [all gasp] 433 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:19,502 ALL: The map to Ki-ty-ha. 434 00:17:26,204 --> 00:17:27,988 [bomb beeping] 435 00:17:28,032 --> 00:17:30,208 Careful! That bomb has a hair trigger. 436 00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,384 Wait, how does this play into the octopus stuff? 437 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,125 I think the Romulans gave up on that. 438 00:17:34,169 --> 00:17:35,779 Now they're just trying to blow up the founders 439 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,302 before they found the Federation. 440 00:17:37,346 --> 00:17:39,348 I hope you know what you're doing, Toussant. 441 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,002 ♪ Chu-chu, chu-chu-choo...♪ 442 00:17:42,046 --> 00:17:44,353 Rutherford, will you stop [bleep] around?! 443 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,050 If that thing explodes, then there's no Federation. 444 00:17:46,094 --> 00:17:49,314 Sorry, I've got that Chu Chu song stuck in my head. 445 00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:50,533 It's such an earworm. 446 00:17:50,576 --> 00:17:52,491 ♪ Chu-chu, chu-choo...♪ 447 00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:54,102 ♪ I almost got it♪ 448 00:17:54,145 --> 00:17:55,277 -Die. -[gasps] 449 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,670 No... 450 00:17:57,714 --> 00:17:59,411 ♪ Got it, chu-chu...♪ 451 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,021 [shouts] 452 00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:02,893 No! 453 00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,634 No, no, no, no, no. Stay with me, Dr. T. 454 00:18:04,677 --> 00:18:06,026 You're gonna be okay. 455 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:10,509 Don't bull[bleep] a bull[bleep]er. [coughs] 456 00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:15,035 Ooh. 457 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,429 Smells like fried Romulan in here, huh, guys? 458 00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:19,518 Whoo, someone crack a window. [chuckles] 459 00:18:19,562 --> 00:18:20,911 Damn it, Rutherford! 460 00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:23,000 Why aren't you taking this seriously? 461 00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:25,045 'Cause we're having fun. What's the big deal? 462 00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:27,178 This isn't fun for me. Would you laugh this much 463 00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:28,919 if I was really the captain in real life? 464 00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,355 Sorry, if you were what? 465 00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:31,748 Nobody would believe in me as a captain. 466 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,489 You don't even care about this story at all. 467 00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:35,969 -You want to be a captain? -Yes! 468 00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:38,189 Oh, wow, I've never said that out loud before. 469 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:40,322 Yes. Yes, I do. 470 00:18:40,365 --> 00:18:42,237 Tendi, you'd be a great captain. 471 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,803 You don't need a movie to prove that. 472 00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:45,718 -Really? -Are you kidding? 473 00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:47,677 I'd want you as my captain anytime. 474 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,245 I can't even tell you what that means to me. 475 00:18:50,288 --> 00:18:52,464 Captain Vesper, your crew is ready. 476 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,987 What are your orders? 477 00:18:54,031 --> 00:18:57,034 It's time to take a page from the Melponar's book. 478 00:18:57,991 --> 00:18:59,732 ♪ 479 00:18:59,776 --> 00:19:02,431 [audio speeds up] 480 00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:15,313 [grunts] Evasive maneuvers! Fire at will. 481 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,797 We're being boarded. 482 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,887 Let's throw them a welcoming party. 483 00:19:25,889 --> 00:19:27,456 -Just take it. Don't hurt me. -[alarm sounding] 484 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,285 Ha. Federation coward. 485 00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:31,590 Temba. 486 00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:33,766 [grunts] 487 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,246 ROMULAN OFFICER: Commanders, 488 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,944 -the asset has been attained. -Excellent. 489 00:19:37,988 --> 00:19:40,860 Destroy this joke of a Federation ship. 490 00:19:40,904 --> 00:19:42,949 TENDI [over comm]: Joke's on you. 491 00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:44,995 Identify yourself. Who is this? 492 00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:46,605 This is acting Captain Meena Vesper. 493 00:19:46,649 --> 00:19:47,998 You're too late. 494 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,739 With the Chronogami, we will destroy 495 00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:51,480 everything you hold dear. 496 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,264 That would be true if you had the Chronogami, 497 00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:54,831 and not your own bomb. 498 00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:56,354 [all gasp] 499 00:19:56,398 --> 00:19:59,183 -[beeping] -No! 500 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:01,316 [cheering] 501 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,231 Tendi, you did it! 502 00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:05,581 Ha-ha! Way to go, Captain. 503 00:20:09,411 --> 00:20:11,456 ♪ 504 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,204 [thunder crashes] 505 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,994 There. 506 00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:33,130 Whoa! 507 00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:35,654 [thunderous rumbling] 508 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:44,272 I am Ki-ty-ha. 509 00:20:44,315 --> 00:20:46,317 You have journeyed far. 510 00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:48,711 What truth do you seek? 511 00:20:49,712 --> 00:20:51,540 A man named William Boimler died. 512 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,804 It was meaningless. What is life for? 513 00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:58,764 The purpose of life... 514 00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:02,290 is a life of purpose. 515 00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:06,076 Okay. But what about what I was asking? 516 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:10,515 Love without trust is a river without water. 517 00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,909 Yeah, these are just inspirational quotes. 518 00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:15,172 I-I Wanted the meaning of life. 519 00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:17,305 Life is like a cup of tea. 520 00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:18,741 It's all in how you steep 521 00:21:18,784 --> 00:21:20,177 -the water. -Are you [bleep] kidding me? 522 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,874 You're supposed to be the Almighty. 523 00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:24,442 Oh, there's always a catch with these "god" stories. 524 00:21:24,486 --> 00:21:26,792 The holodeck just made a cheesy quote generator. 525 00:21:26,836 --> 00:21:29,229 But we came all this way. I want answers. 526 00:21:29,273 --> 00:21:31,580 Laughter and a good night's sleep will... 527 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,582 BOTH: Shut up. 528 00:21:35,235 --> 00:21:37,368 Not every holodeck movie is gonna work as therapy. 529 00:21:37,412 --> 00:21:38,891 Why don't we head over to Migleemo's office 530 00:21:38,935 --> 00:21:41,111 and he'll tell us some recipes. 531 00:21:42,155 --> 00:21:44,114 [gasps] The real answers must be in there. 532 00:21:44,157 --> 00:21:45,942 KI-TY-HA: Ow. Ow! Stop, that hurts. 533 00:21:45,985 --> 00:21:47,378 MARINER: Oh, Boimler, come on. 534 00:21:47,422 --> 00:21:48,988 Don't-- You don't want to crawl in there, man. 535 00:21:49,032 --> 00:21:51,251 That thing's putting off a lot of heat. 536 00:21:52,775 --> 00:21:55,517 [straining] 537 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,605 [gasps] 538 00:21:58,389 --> 00:22:00,260 [grunting] 539 00:22:02,524 --> 00:22:03,916 Kitty Hawk? 540 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,136 Kitty Hawk?! 541 00:22:06,179 --> 00:22:09,182 That reveal doesn't make any sense. Ugh! 542 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:11,359 My movie is trash. [grunts] 543 00:22:11,402 --> 00:22:13,012 It doesn't have a deeper meaning, 544 00:22:13,056 --> 00:22:15,145 and neither does life. 545 00:22:15,188 --> 00:22:17,539 I should have stayed a raisin farmer. 546 00:22:17,582 --> 00:22:19,671 [groans] I could have married Lianne. 547 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:22,587 [crying out] 548 00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:27,244 [birds singing] 549 00:22:28,332 --> 00:22:30,813 [groans] 550 00:22:30,856 --> 00:22:34,643 Where am I? Mariner? 551 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,169 [man chuckles nearby] 552 00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:41,737 Steady. Steady, Atlas. 553 00:22:41,780 --> 00:22:44,522 [chuckling] 554 00:22:44,566 --> 00:22:46,524 Uh, uh, Captain Kirk? 555 00:22:46,568 --> 00:22:48,265 Oh, my, no. 556 00:22:48,308 --> 00:22:49,658 It's Captain Sulu. 557 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,008 Oh, my gosh, Captain Sulu. Even better. 558 00:22:52,051 --> 00:22:54,184 Uh, sorry about that. The-the mailbox said... 559 00:22:54,227 --> 00:22:56,273 I took this place off Kirk's hands. 560 00:22:56,316 --> 00:22:59,842 He had to go and time travel, or who knows what. 561 00:22:59,885 --> 00:23:02,410 The man could never relax. 562 00:23:02,453 --> 00:23:04,324 What-what is this place? 563 00:23:04,368 --> 00:23:06,109 Pretty nice spread, right? 564 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,198 There's even a hot tub in the back. 565 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:11,157 Is this heaven? The afterlife? The Nexus? 566 00:23:11,201 --> 00:23:14,683 It's Idaho. Would you like to feed the horsey? 567 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,207 Uh, sure. 568 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:20,166 I-I didn't program any of this. 569 00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:22,734 I was in the holodeck trying to find meaning 570 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,040 in the randomness of death, 571 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,216 but I just made a fool of myself. 572 00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:29,262 Brad, I've lost many friends. 573 00:23:29,306 --> 00:23:33,223 Some heroically, some tragically. 574 00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:35,921 The randomness of death is merely a reflection 575 00:23:35,965 --> 00:23:39,925 of the unexpected joys we find in life. 576 00:23:39,969 --> 00:23:43,102 So if I spend my life worrying about a meaningless death, 577 00:23:43,146 --> 00:23:45,061 I'll never find joy? 578 00:23:45,104 --> 00:23:46,976 I literally just said that. 579 00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:49,282 Sorry. Thanks, Captain Sulu. 580 00:23:49,326 --> 00:23:50,719 I think I can live with that. 581 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,851 Happy to help a fellow Starfleet officer 582 00:23:52,895 --> 00:23:54,200 looking for answers. 583 00:23:54,244 --> 00:23:55,419 Oh, great. Awesome. 584 00:23:55,463 --> 00:23:56,768 So, can I ask you what it was like 585 00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,204 working with Spock and Uhura? 586 00:23:58,248 --> 00:23:59,292 Was it weird using the crystal buttons 587 00:23:59,336 --> 00:24:00,816 on the Enterprise? 588 00:24:00,859 --> 00:24:02,339 Ooh, did you practice daily with the sword? 589 00:24:02,382 --> 00:24:03,949 I'm, uh, kind of a sword guy myself, so... 590 00:24:03,993 --> 00:24:05,951 The horsey's going to bite you now. 591 00:24:05,995 --> 00:24:08,258 -[neighs] -What? [screams] 592 00:24:08,301 --> 00:24:11,087 [groans] 593 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:14,003 Sulu? How'd I get off the ranch? 594 00:24:14,046 --> 00:24:15,047 Yeah, you passed out screaming something 595 00:24:15,091 --> 00:24:16,701 about the Wright Brothers. 596 00:24:16,745 --> 00:24:18,660 Kid, you gotta take water breaks in there. 597 00:24:18,703 --> 00:24:21,532 Holodeck might be fake, but dehydration is real. 598 00:24:21,576 --> 00:24:23,316 So I was dreaming? 599 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,144 More like clinically dead. 600 00:24:25,188 --> 00:24:27,451 Sorry you didn't find out the meaning of life today. 601 00:24:27,495 --> 00:24:28,844 You know what, I think maybe 602 00:24:28,887 --> 00:24:30,019 I shouldn't have been looking for it. 603 00:24:30,062 --> 00:24:31,542 Sorry my movie was a letdown. 604 00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:34,023 Are you kidding? It was amazing. 605 00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:35,546 -Really? -RUTHERFORD: I don't know 606 00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:36,982 what you guys got into, 607 00:24:37,026 --> 00:24:39,202 but our story was sick. Tendi rocked it. 608 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,508 Yeah. Ours was great, too. 609 00:24:40,551 --> 00:24:42,031 Dagger here fought off a mutiny 610 00:24:42,074 --> 00:24:43,772 and then beat the [bleep] out of a god. 611 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,164 -[gasps] What? -I want to do that! 612 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:46,601 Would you get the hell out of here?! 613 00:24:46,644 --> 00:24:48,385 Stevens leaned against the warp core. 614 00:24:48,428 --> 00:24:49,778 I need this bed cleared now. 615 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,040 [pained cries] 616 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,390 Oh, not twice in one day! 617 00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:55,305 Ooh, that was so much fun. 618 00:24:55,348 --> 00:24:57,046 That hovercycle chase was intense. 619 00:24:57,089 --> 00:24:59,004 Yeah. I'm still thinking about those graphics. 620 00:24:59,048 --> 00:25:00,615 Ooh, did you guys run into the punks? 621 00:25:00,658 --> 00:25:02,747 -Yeah. Oh, they were so punky. -Oh, man. So good. 622 00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:04,227 You know what, Boims? Maybe this was 623 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,445 a good sequel to Crisis Point. 624 00:25:05,489 --> 00:25:07,143 Aw, thanks, Mariner. 625 00:25:07,186 --> 00:25:09,188 I'm glad you didn't end it on some dark cliffhanger. 626 00:25:09,232 --> 00:25:10,712 -I like happy endings. -Ugh. 627 00:25:10,755 --> 00:25:11,930 BOIMLER: Cliffhangers are the worst. 628 00:25:11,974 --> 00:25:14,193 I hate when people do that. 629 00:25:15,673 --> 00:25:17,719 ♪ 630 00:25:27,642 --> 00:25:28,599 [device hisses] 631 00:25:28,643 --> 00:25:29,818 [gasps] 632 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,602 It-it worked. 633 00:25:31,646 --> 00:25:33,038 Welcome, William. 634 00:25:33,082 --> 00:25:35,475 Starfleet now considers you a dead man. 635 00:25:35,519 --> 00:25:37,608 Just how we like it. 636 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:45,529 Isn't Section 31 supposed to be, like, a big secret? 637 00:25:45,573 --> 00:25:47,270 I mean, why would we wear special combadges 638 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,402 -that advertise who we are? -You could still be dead. 639 00:25:50,969 --> 00:25:52,841 No, no, no, you know-- You know what, I like the badge. 640 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,147 I like the badge. [sinister laugh] 641 00:25:55,191 --> 00:25:57,585 [laughter continues] 642 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,119 [man imitates weapons firing] 643 00:26:56,078 --> 00:27:00,078 Chirp.