1 00:00:15,414 --> 00:00:18,417 ♪ 2 00:00:28,688 --> 00:00:30,342 [tricorder beeps] 3 00:00:31,822 --> 00:00:33,824 [beeps] 4 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:38,481 [beeps] 5 00:00:38,524 --> 00:00:39,482 Tony. 6 00:00:39,525 --> 00:00:41,353 Gena Marino, 7 00:00:41,397 --> 00:00:43,616 my seventh grade geology teacher? 8 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,140 Wh-What are you doing in space? 9 00:00:45,183 --> 00:00:47,098 And in a revealing toga? 10 00:00:47,142 --> 00:00:48,926 Don't worry about all that, Tony. 11 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:51,363 Come here, let me brush your hair. 12 00:00:51,407 --> 00:00:53,974 You can tell me about that race car novel you're writing. 13 00:00:54,018 --> 00:00:55,106 [gasps] 14 00:00:55,150 --> 00:00:56,455 Oh, my gosh. I've never 15 00:00:56,499 --> 00:00:58,196 told anyone about that. 16 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,111 I wrote myself in as the main character. 17 00:01:00,155 --> 00:01:01,634 His name's Speedy McWheels. 18 00:01:01,678 --> 00:01:04,681 So clever. Tell me more. 19 00:01:07,423 --> 00:01:09,251 [screaming] 20 00:01:15,953 --> 00:01:17,998 ♪ 21 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,365 ♪ 22 00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:07,309 ♪ 23 00:02:25,283 --> 00:02:28,895 FREEMAN: Captain's log, stardate 58256.2. 24 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:30,941 Jengus IV is a remote planet 25 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,943 which was believed to be uninhabited 26 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,728 until indigenous silicate creatures, called the Scrubble, 27 00:02:35,772 --> 00:02:39,036 started turning Federation scientists into statues. 28 00:02:39,079 --> 00:02:41,299 Captain Murakami of the USSHood 29 00:02:41,343 --> 00:02:44,563 answered the distress call and brokered tentative peace. 30 00:02:45,869 --> 00:02:47,784 With the conflict resolved, 31 00:02:47,827 --> 00:02:49,394 theCerritos and theCarlsbad are coordinating 32 00:02:49,438 --> 00:02:51,570 to relocate the outpost. 33 00:02:51,614 --> 00:02:53,398 Once again, we're cleaning up a mess 34 00:02:53,442 --> 00:02:55,095 for a bunch of outpost scientists. 35 00:02:55,139 --> 00:02:57,359 You know why these guys are always getting eaten, 36 00:02:57,402 --> 00:02:59,578 disappearing, or getting eggs laid in their chest? 37 00:02:59,622 --> 00:03:01,537 'Cause they're working on the frontier? 38 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:04,061 Because they're weirdos. You want to explore space? 39 00:03:04,104 --> 00:03:05,758 Join Starfleet, go to the Academy. 40 00:03:05,802 --> 00:03:07,760 But no, that's too much effort. 41 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:09,284 They just got to get their degrees 42 00:03:09,327 --> 00:03:11,199 in studying spores or whatever, 43 00:03:11,242 --> 00:03:13,636 then head off into the quadrant and get devoured by a plant! 44 00:03:13,679 --> 00:03:15,638 Is this a mission briefing or a stand-up routine? 45 00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:18,771 Oh, no, no. His stand-up's more a raw, unfiltered take 46 00:03:18,815 --> 00:03:21,034 - on dating and mating. - [groans] 47 00:03:21,078 --> 00:03:23,515 Anyway, now that the Scrubble and the scientists have agreed 48 00:03:23,559 --> 00:03:26,649 not to attack each other, it's our job to set up a new base 49 00:03:26,692 --> 00:03:28,216 and remove these. 50 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:30,305 Psychic mines... They read your thoughts 51 00:03:30,348 --> 00:03:33,003 and bring your fantasies to life, then turn you to stone. 52 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,048 Be careful down there. 53 00:03:35,092 --> 00:03:37,573 Captain wants us to look good in front of the Carlsbadcrew. 54 00:03:37,616 --> 00:03:39,662 Cali-class gets real gossipy. 55 00:03:39,705 --> 00:03:42,012 Glad to see that our priorities are in the right place. 56 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,536 Just follow Stevens's orders like they were coming from me. 57 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:47,887 Because we're best friends, and we share a sacred bond. 58 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:49,802 Dismissed. 59 00:03:49,846 --> 00:03:52,936 [groans] You have to stop saying that we have a sacred bond. 60 00:03:52,979 --> 00:03:55,591 I feel it, sir, and I know you do, too. 61 00:03:55,634 --> 00:03:56,983 Ooh, Tendi, we're heading 62 00:03:57,027 --> 00:03:58,768 down to the planet to move a bunch of rocks. 63 00:03:58,811 --> 00:04:00,596 Ah, that's so cool. Wish I could join, 64 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:03,729 but I'm starting my senior science officer training today. 65 00:04:03,773 --> 00:04:06,210 Whoa, look at you, getting all bridge-ready. 66 00:04:06,254 --> 00:04:07,994 [yelps] I've been prepping so much, 67 00:04:08,038 --> 00:04:10,170 I'm afraid my brain's gonna explode with science. 68 00:04:10,214 --> 00:04:12,260 Ah, that's how I want to go. 69 00:04:12,303 --> 00:04:14,958 All right, I'm off to find out who my senior officer mentor is. 70 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:15,959 Wish me luck. 71 00:04:16,002 --> 00:04:18,701 Wait, no, wish me facts. 72 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,880 - Ah, Ensign, join me. - Hey, Dr. Migleemo. 73 00:04:23,923 --> 00:04:25,751 Sorry, I don't have time to chat. 74 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:27,231 I'm actually meeting my mentor 75 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:28,885 for senior science officer training. 76 00:04:28,928 --> 00:04:31,104 Well, I wonder who that could be. It's me. 77 00:04:31,148 --> 00:04:33,411 - [laughs] 'Tis I. - Wait, what? 78 00:04:33,455 --> 00:04:35,500 Through the strange alchemy of command, 79 00:04:35,544 --> 00:04:38,068 the task of mentoring you has fallen to me. 80 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,765 Now grab a seat and let's get started. 81 00:04:39,809 --> 00:04:42,159 Oh, and do help yourself to some of these. 82 00:04:42,202 --> 00:04:45,510 Corvarian sludge worms. They are exquisitely charred. 83 00:04:45,554 --> 00:04:48,470 - Oh. G-Great. [Chuckles] - [slurps] Mmm! 84 00:04:57,261 --> 00:04:58,436 Lieutenant Commander Stevens? 85 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,046 Ensign Kearns reporting. 86 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,831 We're here to provide assistance from the Carlsbad. 87 00:05:01,874 --> 00:05:05,269 Great. You guys'll dismantle and relocate the outpost equipment. 88 00:05:05,313 --> 00:05:06,488 Cerritos, you're gonna clear 89 00:05:06,531 --> 00:05:08,359 the area of fantasy rocks, 90 00:05:08,403 --> 00:05:10,187 which are still live, so be careful. 91 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:12,537 Uh, what do we do if our fantasies appear? 92 00:05:12,581 --> 00:05:15,627 Well, they should dissipate after a few hours, 93 00:05:15,671 --> 00:05:18,108 but if anything should try to tempt you, 94 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,589 you know, think about parrises squares. 95 00:05:20,632 --> 00:05:22,068 What up, 'badders? 96 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:23,592 I'm Mariner, that's Rutherford, and this 97 00:05:23,635 --> 00:05:25,463 little bird-boned fella is Boimler. 98 00:05:25,507 --> 00:05:27,117 Uh, yeah, we know who you are. 99 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,162 Everyone's heard about the Cerritos. 100 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:30,773 Oh, um, cool? [Chuckles] 101 00:05:30,816 --> 00:05:32,992 Oh, hey, you guys were just at Pellex II, right? 102 00:05:33,036 --> 00:05:34,429 Did you get a chance to sneak over 103 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:36,039 to the old Pleasure Festival? 104 00:05:36,082 --> 00:05:39,172 No, we were aboard our ship, following orders. 105 00:05:39,216 --> 00:05:41,000 We do not sneak. 106 00:05:41,044 --> 00:05:43,133 Yeah, no, I just meant, uh... Look, I don't sneak either. 107 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,569 I-I didn't mean sneak. I just meant, like... 108 00:05:44,613 --> 00:05:46,223 Uh, i-it's gonna be a slog today. 109 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:47,355 If you guys get sick of dismantling the station, 110 00:05:47,398 --> 00:05:48,834 we can always switch it up. 111 00:05:48,878 --> 00:05:51,184 Uh-huh. Hey, Cor'dee, is "switching it up" 112 00:05:51,228 --> 00:05:53,404 - in our mission parameters? - It is not. 113 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:55,841 And why are we wasting time with all this talk? 114 00:05:55,885 --> 00:05:58,366 - Uh, well, I just, I... - Eh, look, we've heard about how 115 00:05:58,409 --> 00:06:02,065 you do things on the Cerritos. We're not here to screw around. 116 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,024 What the hell's their problem? 117 00:06:05,068 --> 00:06:06,852 They were acting like the Cerritoswas a joke. 118 00:06:06,896 --> 00:06:08,550 Do we have a reputation? 119 00:06:08,593 --> 00:06:10,639 I don't know. Look, we should probably get to work. 120 00:06:13,642 --> 00:06:15,687 [growls] 121 00:06:15,731 --> 00:06:17,689 TENDI: So, have you ever 122 00:06:17,733 --> 00:06:19,299 trained a science officer before? 123 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:22,694 Absolutely... not, no. 124 00:06:22,738 --> 00:06:24,174 I didn't know they did this. 125 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,132 But Starfleet sent along a lovely manual, 126 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:27,525 which I have been skimming, 127 00:06:27,569 --> 00:06:30,006 so you and I will be learning together. 128 00:06:30,049 --> 00:06:31,050 Now, isn't that fun? 129 00:06:31,094 --> 00:06:32,443 [chuckles] Sure is. 130 00:06:32,487 --> 00:06:34,445 [slurps] Now, let's see here. 131 00:06:34,489 --> 00:06:37,274 Table of contents. Good start. Foreword by Ambassador Spock. 132 00:06:37,317 --> 00:06:40,277 Hmm, not bad. Okay, Vulcan stuff, Vulcan stuff, 133 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,497 Vulcan stuff... I tell you what, it would've been logical 134 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,063 - to find an editor. - Just so you know, 135 00:06:44,107 --> 00:06:45,630 I've been studying super hard. Microbiology, 136 00:06:45,674 --> 00:06:47,893 - xenobiology, astrobiology... - [chuckles] 137 00:06:47,937 --> 00:06:50,287 There really are a lot of sciences, aren't there? 138 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:51,767 Too many if you ask me. 139 00:06:51,810 --> 00:06:53,682 Ah, it seems like proper amount, but, uh, 140 00:06:53,725 --> 00:06:56,162 what I'm saying is, I think I'm ready for the exam right now. 141 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:58,469 Oh, well, according to this, science officer training 142 00:06:58,513 --> 00:07:01,385 is less about tests and more about learning to be, ooh, 143 00:07:01,429 --> 00:07:03,909 "the voice of science." Cute. 144 00:07:03,953 --> 00:07:05,868 But maybe it's, like, also a test? 145 00:07:05,911 --> 00:07:07,783 'Cause I just really want to take a test. 146 00:07:07,826 --> 00:07:10,699 Tendi, does it matter how much you know if nobody's listening? 147 00:07:10,742 --> 00:07:13,223 Captains have big egos. You need to cut through that 148 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,138 and speak for science, 149 00:07:15,181 --> 00:07:18,141 which is why you will be serving as a science officer trainee 150 00:07:18,184 --> 00:07:19,882 with Captain Freeman today. 151 00:07:19,925 --> 00:07:21,971 Isn't she busy with an important negotiation? 152 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:22,972 Exactly. 153 00:07:23,015 --> 00:07:24,408 I want you to focus 154 00:07:24,452 --> 00:07:26,236 on getting the captain's attention. 155 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,717 Really prove that you've got the grapes to stand up to her. 156 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,197 But won't that make her mad? 157 00:07:31,241 --> 00:07:32,851 [laughs] Oh, definitely. 158 00:07:32,895 --> 00:07:34,766 Garçon, one more round of millet 159 00:07:34,810 --> 00:07:37,029 - and cut me off after that. - [groans] 160 00:07:39,684 --> 00:07:40,642 [groans] 161 00:07:40,685 --> 00:07:42,165 [grunts] 162 00:07:44,472 --> 00:07:46,343 Whoa. 163 00:07:46,386 --> 00:07:48,563 Hey, Samanthan, you want to come over here 164 00:07:48,606 --> 00:07:51,348 and help me design some Galaxy-class starship engines? 165 00:07:51,391 --> 00:07:54,307 Leah Brahms? No, man, no. 166 00:07:54,351 --> 00:07:56,396 Think about parrises squares, think of parrises squares. 167 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,746 This is your fantasy? 168 00:07:57,789 --> 00:08:00,444 Oh, yeah. Dr. Brahms was instrumental 169 00:08:00,488 --> 00:08:01,750 in advancing warp field theory. 170 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:03,273 I need a big brain engineer 171 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,970 who can help me extrude some plasma 172 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:07,973 - and run some tests. - [yelps] No! Leave me alone. 173 00:08:09,148 --> 00:08:10,933 Look at those stupid Carlsbadensigns. 174 00:08:10,976 --> 00:08:12,412 What did they mean "screw around"? 175 00:08:12,456 --> 00:08:13,849 Cali-class ships are all practically the same. 176 00:08:13,892 --> 00:08:16,112 What the hell are they so smug about? 177 00:08:16,155 --> 00:08:17,374 I mean, we have gotten into some pretty notable shenanigans. 178 00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:19,158 Oh, please, like what? 179 00:08:19,202 --> 00:08:20,943 - We tussled with mugatos. - Well, there was that Klingon 180 00:08:20,986 --> 00:08:22,292 - who took off in the ship. - We tussled with the Pakleds. 181 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,989 - And he was drunk. - Twice with the Pakleds. 182 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,600 And we scared the crap out of that drill instructor. 183 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:27,166 Was there a thing with time travel? Have we done 184 00:08:27,210 --> 00:08:28,472 - a time travel thing? - Okay, okay, I get it, 185 00:08:28,516 --> 00:08:29,560 yeah, shenanigans. You know what? 186 00:08:29,604 --> 00:08:30,300 Today, we're gonna do our job 187 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,780 faster and better 188 00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:33,433 and kick their asses Cerritosstyle. 189 00:08:33,477 --> 00:08:35,174 I mean, we can try, but, I mean, they're kind of amazing. 190 00:08:35,218 --> 00:08:38,264 [grunting] 191 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:39,527 [chuckles] 192 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:41,050 What the... Did you see that? 193 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:43,226 She's rubbing it in. No, I'm the one who rubs. I rub. 194 00:08:43,269 --> 00:08:44,749 Okay, you know what, you're right. 195 00:08:44,793 --> 00:08:46,577 Let's pick up the pace and smoke these guys. 196 00:08:46,621 --> 00:08:47,926 [grunting] 197 00:08:50,712 --> 00:08:52,017 - Come with me. - [gasps] 198 00:08:52,061 --> 00:08:54,150 We could increase gravimetric power limits 199 00:08:54,193 --> 00:08:57,022 all... night... long. 200 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,894 Rutherford, stay strong. Parrises squares, 201 00:08:58,937 --> 00:09:01,505 ion mallet, shiny blue uniforms. [groans] Come on. 202 00:09:01,549 --> 00:09:03,725 I can't believe that's tempting to you. 203 00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:05,378 Yeah, these things'll have to try a lot harder 204 00:09:05,422 --> 00:09:06,466 to get in my head. 205 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:08,991 Ensign Boimler. There you are. 206 00:09:09,034 --> 00:09:11,036 Quick, get in, son. The Borg are attacking. 207 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,560 Starfleet needs that Boimler magic. 208 00:09:12,603 --> 00:09:14,866 [gasps] I knew this day would come. 209 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,651 Yes, sir, Admiral, let's... [grunts] 210 00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:19,262 - Dude, come on. - Huh? Oh, geez, sorry. 211 00:09:19,305 --> 00:09:22,308 Also, a sidecar? Even in your fantasy, you're not driving? 212 00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:24,267 Driving's scary. I'm a natural passenger. 213 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:26,878 Oh, hey, babe. 214 00:09:26,922 --> 00:09:28,532 I was about to go yell at Ransom, 215 00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:30,665 really tear him a new one for being so annoying. 216 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:31,883 Want to come watch? 217 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:33,363 Nice try, "babe," but I'll hold off 218 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,191 for the real deal back on the ship. 219 00:09:35,234 --> 00:09:37,323 Ho-ho-okay, you and Jennifer are "babe-ing" each other now? 220 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:38,803 Uh, yeah, I mean, I guess we have been. 221 00:09:38,847 --> 00:09:40,500 Aw, it's nice to see you with a girlfriend, 222 00:09:40,544 --> 00:09:42,372 instead of destroying everything in your path. 223 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,113 She's not my girlfriend. We're just hanging out. 224 00:09:44,156 --> 00:09:46,724 - We're not into labels. - Oh, I'm into labels. 225 00:09:46,768 --> 00:09:50,641 I'm fine being your hot Andorian girlfriend. 226 00:09:50,685 --> 00:09:52,251 Is that your fantasy? 227 00:09:52,295 --> 00:09:54,427 No. Where... No. Go find Leah Brahms. Shut up. 228 00:09:54,471 --> 00:09:56,125 Ooh, somebody's blushing. 229 00:09:56,168 --> 00:09:58,867 [chuckles] I think she is. I'm detecting an elevated 230 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,695 - heart rate. - Stop looking at my heart rate. 231 00:10:00,738 --> 00:10:02,610 Okay, we have to ignore these totally inaccurate fantasies 232 00:10:02,653 --> 00:10:04,220 at all costs. 233 00:10:04,263 --> 00:10:05,743 Come and look at the warp core with me and Leah. 234 00:10:05,787 --> 00:10:06,831 [groans] 235 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:10,966 Huh, I had no idea that Captain Maier 236 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:12,794 was going to be so fresh-faced. 237 00:10:12,837 --> 00:10:14,839 What, he just graduate from the Academy yesterday? 238 00:10:14,883 --> 00:10:16,536 I don't know, but word around the fleet is that 239 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,626 he's on the fast track to a Galaxy-class. 240 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:20,192 Uh, Captain. [Chuckles] I've been researching. 241 00:10:20,236 --> 00:10:21,846 Captain Murakami's logs about the Scrubble, 242 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,369 and I think they are... 243 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:24,762 - [grunts] - Captain Maier, 244 00:10:24,806 --> 00:10:26,764 your reputation precedes you. 245 00:10:26,808 --> 00:10:29,114 As does yours, Captain Freeman. 246 00:10:29,158 --> 00:10:31,464 I'm excited to learn from how you close this deal today. 247 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:34,076 [chuckles] Well, most of the work's already been done. 248 00:10:34,119 --> 00:10:36,687 We just need to get everyone to sign off on final points. 249 00:10:36,731 --> 00:10:37,862 Should only take a minute or two. 250 00:10:37,906 --> 00:10:39,690 Still, it'll be good to see how 251 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:41,300 the old school knocks this out. 252 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,563 I'm sure we can do... Wait, old school? 253 00:10:43,607 --> 00:10:45,609 Now hold on, hold on. That is totally unfair. 254 00:10:45,653 --> 00:10:47,089 We had no idea that the rocks we were studying 255 00:10:47,132 --> 00:10:48,873 had any silicate life. 256 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,702 Well, what you call "silicate" life, we just call "life." 257 00:10:51,746 --> 00:10:53,965 You do not seem alive to us. 258 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:55,401 [clears throat] Everyone, everyone, please. 259 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:57,142 Welcome to the Cerritos. 260 00:10:57,186 --> 00:10:59,623 We have the treaty details you've agreed to right here. 261 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,929 Perhaps some refreshments? 262 00:11:00,972 --> 00:11:02,626 The Scrubble thanks you, Captains. 263 00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:04,193 We appreciate the respect 264 00:11:04,236 --> 00:11:06,238 you both show the Scrubble, unlike these 265 00:11:06,282 --> 00:11:08,023 - insolent scientists. - Hey. 266 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,286 May we present you with a sacred. 267 00:11:10,329 --> 00:11:12,418 - Scrubble totem? - FREEMAN: Oh, thank you so much. 268 00:11:12,462 --> 00:11:15,247 It's-it's lovely. Captain Maier, please feel free 269 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:17,859 to take this token of respect for your collection. 270 00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:19,730 Oh, I couldn't possibly, Captain Freeman. 271 00:11:19,774 --> 00:11:22,124 As the more senior officer, the statue's all yours. 272 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:24,866 [laughs] Take the statue, young man. 273 00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:26,563 [chuckles] No, I couldn't impose. 274 00:11:26,606 --> 00:11:27,782 - Take it. - No, you. 275 00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,348 - No, please. It's yours. - Get it away. 276 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:32,177 - [grunts, panting] - Please let me help. 277 00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:34,310 I can make you a captain, Boimler. 278 00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:37,661 - [both grunt] - Can you triple-check my math? 279 00:11:37,705 --> 00:11:39,968 [grunting] 280 00:11:40,011 --> 00:11:41,534 [cheers] 281 00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:44,624 [gasps] Nailed it, babe. Let's make out. 282 00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:46,888 Yo, Kearns. Five more, and we're done. 283 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,411 Looks like you guys have a ways to go, huh? 284 00:11:48,454 --> 00:11:51,153 - [growls] - [screams, groans] 285 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:53,198 What are you doing? Come on, 286 00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,373 - pick it up. - I think I pulled 287 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:55,940 my dominant groin. 288 00:11:55,984 --> 00:11:58,377 [laughs] This is great. It's totally working. 289 00:11:58,421 --> 00:12:00,858 - [grunts] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 290 00:12:00,902 --> 00:12:02,904 Did you just dunk that fantasy rock? 291 00:12:02,947 --> 00:12:04,383 The hell were you thinking? 292 00:12:04,427 --> 00:12:06,124 Moving fast, sir. Getting the job done. 293 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,257 Well, slow it down. These things are dangerous. 294 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,172 They're not a bunch of dang basketballs. 295 00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:12,174 Well, we just wanted to make sure these Carlsbadguys 296 00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:14,959 didn't outpace us and make Commander Ransom look like 297 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,178 an ineffectual leader. 298 00:12:16,221 --> 00:12:18,310 Ineffectual? Why would they say that? 299 00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:20,312 Yeah, we overheard them saying Ransom was a joke, and that 300 00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:22,488 his-his teams are slow, and his core is weak. 301 00:12:22,532 --> 00:12:24,447 Bull[bleep]. He's got the strongest core in the fleet. 302 00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:26,884 Now, hurry up. Let's move some friggin' rocks. 303 00:12:26,928 --> 00:12:28,103 Let me show you how a pro 304 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,844 does it. Whoa. Ooh! 305 00:12:31,454 --> 00:12:33,848 Uh, sir, what happens if these things break? 306 00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:35,501 I'm sure it's fine. It probably just makes 307 00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:37,155 a real big fantasy, right? 308 00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:40,289 [chuckles] Watch out, giant ham sandwich incoming. 309 00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:42,900 [screeching] 310 00:12:42,944 --> 00:12:44,946 Oh, my God. Kukulkan. 311 00:12:44,989 --> 00:12:46,817 - [screams] Whoa! - [roars] 312 00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:50,081 My beautiful arms. [Screams] 313 00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:52,823 [roars] 314 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,433 [all scream] 315 00:12:54,477 --> 00:12:55,870 What was that thing? 316 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,654 Guys, I don't think that was a fantasy. 317 00:12:57,697 --> 00:12:58,829 I think these broken rocks are reading our nightmares. 318 00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:00,004 But I don't like my nightmares. 319 00:13:00,048 --> 00:13:02,050 What is that? 320 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,533 [laughs] 321 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,492 [all scream] 322 00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:17,239 - [panting] - [clowns cackling] 323 00:13:17,282 --> 00:13:19,067 In here, quick. 324 00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:22,897 - [gasps] - Wow. 325 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:25,682 Good aim is hot. [Screaming] 326 00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:29,860 JENNIFER'S VOICE: I want to be exclusive! I want us 327 00:13:29,904 --> 00:13:32,036 to grow old and boring and grow 328 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,951 orchids together, babe. 329 00:13:33,995 --> 00:13:36,301 - [snarls] - [Boimler and Mariner grunting] 330 00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:42,612 Settle down with me! 331 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,961 - Whew. - Mariner, 332 00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:45,571 you might want to go back to therapy. 333 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:47,312 [screams] 334 00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:48,792 [growls] 335 00:13:48,836 --> 00:13:51,012 - Cerritos, come in. - [static] 336 00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:53,362 Of course. It's not a real day in Starfleet 337 00:13:53,405 --> 00:13:54,929 till comms get blocked. 338 00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:56,278 Okay, how long before these things dissipate? 339 00:13:56,321 --> 00:13:58,541 With those psychic mines broken, who knows? 340 00:13:58,584 --> 00:13:59,847 We'll have to wait it out. 341 00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:01,413 [sighs] We are trapped in a cave, 342 00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,111 and your commander is armless. 343 00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:04,895 I fear we will be penalized for this. 344 00:14:04,939 --> 00:14:07,028 No, I will. I made us rush. 345 00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:08,377 Why? We had all day. 346 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:09,813 You guys were going so fast, 347 00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:11,684 we-we were trying to speed up to beat you. 348 00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:14,339 [sighs] It's clear the Cerritos has a bad reputation. 349 00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:15,950 We didn't want to live up to it. 350 00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:18,909 Wow. I'm speechless. 351 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:21,216 Come on, don't pile on. Look, the Cerritosis actually 352 00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:23,000 a really great place to serve... 353 00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:24,697 No, no, I mean, we were the ones who were rushing. 354 00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:25,698 What? 355 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:27,309 You guys are so cool, 356 00:14:27,352 --> 00:14:29,006 and we were just trying to impress you. 357 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,834 Wait, you think we're cool? 358 00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:33,881 Yes. The tales of your exploits are widely shared. 359 00:14:33,924 --> 00:14:37,101 The Cerritosis, in fact, the coolest. 360 00:14:37,145 --> 00:14:38,624 MAIER: Collecting stuff isn't really 361 00:14:38,668 --> 00:14:40,278 a thing with my generation. 362 00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:43,020 No disrespect, I just don't need flashy trinkets to... 363 00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:44,848 It's a normal rock. 364 00:14:44,892 --> 00:14:47,329 Ensign, come here, scan this thing and tell Captain Maier 365 00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:48,983 - it's not flashy. - [tricorder beeps] 366 00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,593 TENDI: Hmm, it has an anomalous 367 00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:52,116 molecular composition. I'm actually 368 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,770 getting some pretty interesting readings... 369 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,076 Stop talking. It's clearly not fancy. 370 00:14:55,119 --> 00:14:57,469 Ah-ha-ha, see, there you go. 371 00:14:57,513 --> 00:14:59,210 A "pretty interesting" object 372 00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:00,646 for a pretty experienced captain. 373 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,170 Captains, captains, 374 00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:04,389 maybe we should get to business, what do you say? 375 00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,130 - Take the rock. No, no. - You take it. 376 00:15:06,174 --> 00:15:07,784 - MAIER: Don't you dare. No, no. - FREEMAN: It's a gift. 377 00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:10,265 - Just take it. Take it! - Just take the rock! 378 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,573 Oh, yeah, all the Cali-class crews talk about the Cerritos. 379 00:15:14,617 --> 00:15:16,619 You guys are famous. 380 00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:18,708 Famous? Us? [Chuckles] No way. 381 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,797 Come on, the Cerritosis like 382 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,712 the Enterprise of the support ships. 383 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,844 You have survived battles with the Pakleds. 384 00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:27,847 You four stood strong in an alien trial. 385 00:15:27,891 --> 00:15:29,893 Eh, it was more of a party, but thanks. 386 00:15:29,937 --> 00:15:32,504 All the other Cali-class ships just do what they're told, 387 00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:34,550 but the Cerritoskicks ass. 388 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:36,856 [sighs] We kind of freaked out when we got this mission. 389 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,989 We just wanted to show you that we could keep up. 390 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,861 [scoffs] You did more than keep up. You guys were crushing it. 391 00:15:41,905 --> 00:15:44,038 - [screaming] - [hissing] 392 00:15:45,387 --> 00:15:48,564 Give us your distinctiveness. [coughs] 393 00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:50,958 What? 394 00:15:55,005 --> 00:15:57,529 - You're scared of basketballs? - I'm not. 395 00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,662 So, your greatest fantasy is basketball? 396 00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:01,881 No, I hadn't heard the word "basketball" in years 397 00:16:01,925 --> 00:16:04,536 until Stevens said it just before the nightmares showed up. 398 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,191 I guess the stones must've pulled that from my mind, too? 399 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:08,627 Fantasies and fears I get, 400 00:16:08,671 --> 00:16:10,629 but why access that part of your brain? 401 00:16:10,673 --> 00:16:13,284 Uh, there's a bunch of stuff out there that doesn't make sense. 402 00:16:13,328 --> 00:16:15,678 Hey, babe. [Laughs] 403 00:16:15,721 --> 00:16:17,027 BOIMLER: Does Jennifer wear hats? 404 00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:18,681 No, her antennae are too sensitive. 405 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:21,379 [gasps] But I did overhear Levy mansplaining 406 00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:23,033 the difference between a pork pie and a fedora 407 00:16:23,077 --> 00:16:24,730 to some poor cadet the other day. 408 00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,994 These stones are recording way more than we thought. 409 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:29,997 Something in here is streaming a ton of data. 410 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,563 Whatever's receiving it 411 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,609 is back there. 412 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:40,485 [groans] Give it to me straight, Doc, is it bad? 413 00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:43,662 You're fine, just relax. I need a sedative over here. 414 00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:45,055 Here you go, Doctor. 415 00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:46,100 What the [bleep] are you doing here? 416 00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:47,492 Weren't you supposed to start 417 00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:48,667 science officer stuff with Migleemo? 418 00:16:48,711 --> 00:16:51,061 Yup, first day. It's going great. 419 00:16:51,105 --> 00:16:53,455 - [bleep] the bed, huh? - Yes, I think that's accurate. 420 00:16:53,498 --> 00:16:55,370 - Aw, geez, are you about to cry? - [sniffles] 421 00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,546 This guy's not even crying, and his toes are getting digested. 422 00:16:57,589 --> 00:16:58,547 They are? 423 00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,157 Shut up, don't move. 424 00:17:00,201 --> 00:17:02,594 I just don't know if I'm cut out to be a science officer. 425 00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:04,422 I can't get the captain to listen to me. 426 00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:06,337 [sighs] Okay, guess we're doing this. 427 00:17:06,381 --> 00:17:08,426 Tendi, of course you're cut out for it. 428 00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:09,732 That's why I recommended you. 429 00:17:09,775 --> 00:17:11,125 Then why am I blowing it? 430 00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,865 All my studying hasn't helped at all. 431 00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:14,780 No, no, studying's good, but in real life 432 00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:16,869 there's gonna be times when you need to make a mess of things 433 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:18,567 before you can fix them. 434 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,264 Like how I'm gonna have to cut this guy's foot off, 435 00:17:20,308 --> 00:17:22,092 - so we can grow him a new one. - Wait, what was that? 436 00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:24,573 You'll be a great officer on the bridge one day, but you're 437 00:17:24,616 --> 00:17:26,705 gonna have to risk screwing things up to get there. 438 00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:29,186 - You understand? - I do. Thanks, Doc. 439 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,319 - Good luck growing it back. - Hey, 440 00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:32,624 so you were just kidding about my foot 441 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,061 to make a point, right? [Crying] 442 00:17:34,104 --> 00:17:36,541 - [yowls] - [screams] 443 00:17:39,718 --> 00:17:42,156 [screams] Cave bug. We've got cave bugs in here. 444 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,680 Wait, look, I think this is a door. 445 00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:47,074 Huh, that's not a usual thing for a cave. 446 00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:49,119 Hey, there's an access panel over here. 447 00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:52,557 [all gasp] 448 00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:55,212 YOUNG: Whoa, what is this place? 449 00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:57,519 Don't know, but this is definitely the receiver. 450 00:17:57,562 --> 00:18:00,087 And some kind of storage device. 451 00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:03,264 - Look. - It's storing all our thoughts. 452 00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:05,701 It has our security clearances, passwords, 453 00:18:05,744 --> 00:18:07,398 personal information. 454 00:18:07,442 --> 00:18:10,358 My Uncle Trent drunk-dancing at my cousin's wedding. 455 00:18:10,401 --> 00:18:11,707 Damn. Get it, Trent. 456 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,230 This thing is a literal data mine. 457 00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:14,884 Whoa, whoa, whoa, but look at the equipment. 458 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,451 It's all Federation tech. 459 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,888 The outpost scientists must have installed it. But why? 460 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,585 Unless they and the Scrubble are... 461 00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:22,892 - Working together. - We should probably 462 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,807 - report this, huh? - Big-time. 463 00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,201 Hey, you think there's any chance the crazy crystal cavern 464 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:28,898 is maybe boosting comms? I don't know. 465 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,552 - [static] - Yeah, no, of course not. 466 00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:32,206 Well, you guys lucked out. 467 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,512 You're getting the full Cerritosexperience today. 468 00:18:34,556 --> 00:18:35,600 [grunts] 469 00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:41,780 [all whooping, shouting] 470 00:18:41,824 --> 00:18:43,347 [laughter] 471 00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:48,570 [grunting] 472 00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:49,919 [screams] 473 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,312 [grunts] 474 00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:53,009 - [roars] - Die! 475 00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:54,880 - Kearns to Carlsbad. - Boimler to Cerritos. 476 00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:56,708 - Oh, I'm sorry, do you want... - I'm sorry, did I step on...? 477 00:18:56,752 --> 00:18:58,493 - We need emergency... Wow. - Requesting immediate... O-Okay. 478 00:18:58,536 --> 00:18:59,842 - I can, I can walk over there. - [stammers] Are you sure? 479 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:01,017 It's okay. No, no, it's-it's fine. 480 00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:08,459 - MAIER: Just take it! - FREEMAN: No, you take it! 481 00:19:08,503 --> 00:19:10,461 How about if we split it? Shaxs, phaser this thing in half. 482 00:19:10,505 --> 00:19:11,897 - Now we're talking. - How dare you? 483 00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:13,421 This is a sacred gift. 484 00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:15,031 Why don't we just go back down to the planet 485 00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:16,206 and get another one? 486 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,903 No. I'm running the negotiations, 487 00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:20,602 - and I say Maier gets the rock. - And as your guest, 488 00:19:20,645 --> 00:19:22,691 - I decline. - What is wrong with you? 489 00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:24,040 Just take the thing and stick it 490 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,868 in the closet like everybody else. 491 00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:26,782 I'm not gonna be the captain who wouldn't let Carol Freeman 492 00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:28,523 have a peace treaty gift. 493 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:29,698 - FREEMAN: I don't need it. - If someone doesn't take it, 494 00:19:29,741 --> 00:19:31,178 we're not signing the treaty. 495 00:19:31,221 --> 00:19:32,440 Someone just take the damn thing, 496 00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:33,528 so we can get this over with! 497 00:19:33,571 --> 00:19:35,051 Everybody stop yelling! 498 00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:36,574 - I'm having flashbacks. - MARINER: Hold on. 499 00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:38,010 Everyone, stop, stop, stop. We just got back 500 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,360 from the planet. You have to stop this. 501 00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:40,752 Mariner, what the hell are you doing? 502 00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:42,101 It's true, Commander, we scanned... 503 00:19:42,145 --> 00:19:42,624 Just take the rock, take the rock. 504 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:43,277 Shut up! 505 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,495 [all gasp] 506 00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,280 Ensign, have you lost your mind? 507 00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:48,282 Look at the damn rock. 508 00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:51,676 RANSOM: Is that... Federation tech? 509 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,461 Those anomalous readings? 510 00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,245 - It's an internal power source. - MARINER: Tendi's right. 511 00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:56,507 These guys are working together. 512 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:57,856 They have a whole system down there 513 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,162 where they read minds using rocks 514 00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:01,120 and store it with Federation systems. 515 00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:02,818 A spy device? 516 00:20:02,861 --> 00:20:04,907 And you both wanted it planted in a captain's office. 517 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:08,389 They would have heard top secret communications, deployments. 518 00:20:08,432 --> 00:20:11,000 Well, this is, uh, preposterous. 519 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,784 I-I want to go back to my cave this instant. 520 00:20:12,828 --> 00:20:16,179 Yes, yes, and I have important work to do at the outpost, 521 00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:17,702 - groundbreaking stuff. - [gasps] 522 00:20:17,746 --> 00:20:19,400 - [growls] - FREEMAN: Actually, 523 00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:21,793 I think I'm finally ready to start this meeting. 524 00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:23,578 [groans] 525 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:25,928 Great plan, genius. 526 00:20:27,582 --> 00:20:29,279 FREEMAN: Captain's log, supplemental. 527 00:20:29,323 --> 00:20:30,933 The animosity between the Scrubble 528 00:20:30,976 --> 00:20:32,804 and Outpost 76 scientists 529 00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:34,763 was a manufactured deception, 530 00:20:34,806 --> 00:20:37,592 designed to distract from their plan to collect and sell 531 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:40,899 sensitive Starfleet intelligence on the black market. 532 00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:42,249 Apparently, the scientists wanted 533 00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:43,772 to purchase better equipment, 534 00:20:43,815 --> 00:20:46,688 and the Scrubble wanted more... rocks? 535 00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:49,386 [sighs] I don't get how that would... Whatever. Anyway, 536 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:51,867 they'll both be answering to a Federation tribunal. 537 00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:54,173 In recognition of their excellent teamwork, 538 00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:57,264 Captain Maier and I have authorized a small celebration 539 00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:58,961 for our combined crews. 540 00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:00,702 [chuckles] I was, like, "Okay, Doc, 541 00:21:00,745 --> 00:21:02,617 "if I was brain dead for ten minutes, 542 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:04,401 "then how come I saw a koala 543 00:21:04,445 --> 00:21:06,229 sitting on a black mount...?" Wait. Where are you going? 544 00:21:06,273 --> 00:21:07,970 Okay. 545 00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:09,885 Looks like it's just you and me, old friend. 546 00:21:09,928 --> 00:21:12,540 [screams] Gah, cinnamon schnapps. 547 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:15,194 Innkeeper, two Grimpari Sun Storms, 548 00:21:15,238 --> 00:21:17,675 one for me and one for my mentee, 549 00:21:17,719 --> 00:21:19,329 who made sure she was heard. 550 00:21:19,373 --> 00:21:22,680 I couldn't have done it without a great mentor. 551 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,334 Why, thank you, Tendi. 552 00:21:24,378 --> 00:21:27,163 I must admit, this new role rather suits me. 553 00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:28,904 A toast, to me. 554 00:21:28,947 --> 00:21:31,515 And, to a lesser extent, but also worth noting, Tendi. 555 00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:36,128 [clears throat] Carol, I need to apologize for my behavior today. 556 00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,608 I-I hope you don't think less of me. 557 00:21:37,652 --> 00:21:39,218 Well, you and the Carlsbadteam 558 00:21:39,262 --> 00:21:40,524 impressed the hell out of me. 559 00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:42,570 In fact, I got you something. 560 00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:43,919 But this is gonna record my... 561 00:21:43,962 --> 00:21:45,747 Don't worry, it's been neutralized. 562 00:21:45,790 --> 00:21:48,053 I know you think collecting trinkets is old-school, but... 563 00:21:48,097 --> 00:21:51,100 I would be honored. Are you sure you don't want it? 564 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,667 Please, that's the little half. 565 00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,582 I kept the big one for myself. 566 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,410 [both laugh] 567 00:21:56,453 --> 00:21:59,413 You guys really lived up to your reputations today. 568 00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:01,763 Wow, we had no idea anyone talked about the Cerritos. 569 00:22:01,806 --> 00:22:03,547 Oh, maybe not across the fleet, 570 00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:05,941 but you're definitely Cali-class famous. 571 00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:07,246 Really? What do they say? 572 00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:09,379 Mariner's an unstoppable force of nature. 573 00:22:09,423 --> 00:22:10,728 - Truth. - Rutherford's a genius 574 00:22:10,772 --> 00:22:12,034 with crazy implant powers. 575 00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:13,165 - Okey dokey. - Tendi's a ray 576 00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:14,732 - of optimistic sunshine. - Aw. 577 00:22:14,776 --> 00:22:17,169 The only thing people get wrong is Boimler. 578 00:22:17,213 --> 00:22:19,563 Let me guess, everyone thinks I'm older, right? 579 00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:22,653 No, in stories you're described as a tiny comedic robot 580 00:22:22,697 --> 00:22:24,046 that is always getting into trouble. 581 00:22:24,089 --> 00:22:25,439 Wait, wait, wait, what do they say? 582 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:27,005 - [laughter] - Yes, that is so accurate. 583 00:22:27,049 --> 00:22:28,833 - No, it's not. - I expected you to be, like, 584 00:22:28,877 --> 00:22:30,357 a hovering cube or something. 585 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,054 Guys, you got to tell people I'm a man. 586 00:22:32,097 --> 00:22:33,490 Oh, no, no. Please keep telling people he's a cube. 587 00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:35,144 Mariner, no. Don't do that. 588 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,015 [robotic voice]: Aw, Boimler wants to be people. 589 00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:39,366 BOIMLER: Guys, please, please tell them I'm people. 590 00:22:39,409 --> 00:22:41,629 Guys, I'm people! 591 00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:39,121 [man imitates weapons firing] 592 00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:45,079 Chirp.