1 00:00:15,414 --> 00:00:17,460 ♪ 2 00:00:21,899 --> 00:00:23,944 [grunts] Evasive maneuvers! 3 00:00:23,988 --> 00:00:26,034 Fire at will! 4 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:30,734 We're being boarded! 5 00:00:30,777 --> 00:00:32,692 Then let's throw them a welcoming party. 6 00:00:34,999 --> 00:00:36,783 [alarm sounding] 7 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:39,264 The device, hand it over! 8 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:42,093 I'll destroy this before I let y... aah! 9 00:00:42,137 --> 00:00:44,008 [laughs] 10 00:00:44,052 --> 00:00:46,228 Temba! 11 00:00:46,271 --> 00:00:47,664 [grunts] 12 00:00:54,192 --> 00:00:56,542 Commanders, the asset has been obtained. 13 00:00:56,586 --> 00:00:58,109 Excellent. 14 00:00:58,153 --> 00:01:00,677 Destroy this joke of a Federation ship. 15 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,809 Leave no survivors. 16 00:01:04,724 --> 00:01:06,161 [shouting, clamoring] 17 00:01:06,204 --> 00:01:08,076 [grunts] All decks! 18 00:01:08,119 --> 00:01:10,948 I hoped I would never have to give this order, but... 19 00:01:10,991 --> 00:01:13,733 - all hands to es... - Captain, incoming ship. 20 00:01:13,777 --> 00:01:16,258 [gasps] It's the Wayfarer. 21 00:01:22,525 --> 00:01:23,656 - No! - Ugh! 22 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,136 Thank the Prophets. 23 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:26,790 [laughs] Send those thanks 24 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:29,793 to Captain Bucephalus Dagger. 25 00:01:29,836 --> 00:01:31,882 ♪ 26 00:01:34,493 --> 00:01:36,539 ♪ 27 00:01:53,904 --> 00:01:55,949 ♪ 28 00:02:30,288 --> 00:02:32,334 ♪ 29 00:02:41,778 --> 00:02:44,346 ♪ 30 00:02:44,389 --> 00:02:46,043 Commander Doodle, I think it's time 31 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:48,524 we introduce this warbird to the biggest kid on the block. 32 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:50,656 You heard the Cap. Target those disruptors. 33 00:02:55,922 --> 00:02:58,447 Dagger? Get us out of here. 34 00:02:58,490 --> 00:03:00,318 No! I want his head! 35 00:03:00,362 --> 00:03:02,799 Don't be greedy, sister. We've already won. 36 00:03:02,842 --> 00:03:05,323 They just don't know it yet. 37 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:06,672 Captain, they're retreating. 38 00:03:06,716 --> 00:03:08,239 Should I set a course to pursue? 39 00:03:08,283 --> 00:03:09,719 Let 'em run. 40 00:03:09,762 --> 00:03:11,460 Protecting the Cerritosis our top priority. 41 00:03:11,503 --> 00:03:13,288 You're late, Dagger. 42 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:15,855 What you do, stop for raktajino? 43 00:03:15,899 --> 00:03:19,032 [laughs] What were the Melponar triplets after this time? 44 00:03:19,076 --> 00:03:20,947 The Chronogami. 45 00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:23,036 A top-secret Starfleet prototype 46 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,387 which can penetrate temporal barriers. 47 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:28,259 "Chrono" because it involves taking time, 48 00:03:28,303 --> 00:03:31,044 and folding it on itself like the Japanese artform... 49 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:33,046 Yeah, origami, right, yeah, we-we get it. 50 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:34,874 I thought the Chronogami was theoretical. 51 00:03:34,918 --> 00:03:36,659 FREEMAN: Well, consider the theory proved. 52 00:03:36,702 --> 00:03:38,269 - And now the Romulans have it. - [alert ringing] 53 00:03:38,313 --> 00:03:39,270 And I bet my pips 54 00:03:39,314 --> 00:03:40,402 - they're going... - [sighs] 55 00:03:40,445 --> 00:03:42,012 Computer, freeze program. 56 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,709 MALE OFFICER: Ensign Boimler, 57 00:03:43,753 --> 00:03:45,233 please report to Commander Ransom's office. 58 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:47,235 - On my way. - I thought you were off duty. 59 00:03:47,278 --> 00:03:49,802 [groans] I am. Ransom just probably wants me to spot him. 60 00:03:49,846 --> 00:03:51,848 He just learned Tellarite deadlifts. 61 00:03:51,891 --> 00:03:53,937 Whoa, baby! That opening was awesome, Boims. 62 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:56,896 Yeah, but time travel? Listen, "Captain Dagger." 63 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,898 Don't tell me we're gonna have to go back and assassinate 64 00:03:58,942 --> 00:04:00,378 Kennedy because that is not happening. 65 00:04:00,422 --> 00:04:02,162 Okay, don't worry. 66 00:04:02,206 --> 00:04:05,557 Crisis Point Ilis twice as good as the original. 67 00:04:05,601 --> 00:04:08,212 Crisis Point? No! You can't just piggyback off my movie. 68 00:04:08,256 --> 00:04:09,909 Technically, it was my program first. 69 00:04:09,953 --> 00:04:11,171 So I can do what I want. 70 00:04:11,215 --> 00:04:12,999 Uh, Computer, arch. 71 00:04:13,043 --> 00:04:14,436 That doesn't contractually obligate you 72 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:16,481 - to make a bad sequel. - Is this a sequel? 73 00:04:16,525 --> 00:04:17,917 I mean, Vindicta got blown up. 74 00:04:17,961 --> 00:04:19,528 You don't follow the villain. 75 00:04:19,571 --> 00:04:20,746 We're back with the Cerritosbridge crew. 76 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:22,357 Trust me, you're gonna love it. 77 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,968 It's got everything: Action, adventure, romance. 78 00:04:25,011 --> 00:04:27,492 I'll skip ahead to the opening credits, uh, okay. 79 00:04:27,536 --> 00:04:30,147 Freeman just explained that the Chronogami can be used 80 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:32,323 to destroy any point in history. 81 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:35,021 What, does it make an alternate cinematic timeline that runs 82 00:04:35,065 --> 00:04:36,849 concurrent to our own, but with, like, different people 83 00:04:36,893 --> 00:04:38,547 playing younger versions of us? 84 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:42,028 [laughs] Uh, scientifically that would be a bit of a reach. 85 00:04:42,072 --> 00:04:43,508 Whatever. If you're expanding the Vindictaverse, 86 00:04:43,552 --> 00:04:45,336 I'm just saying it better not suck. 87 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:47,207 Let me know if you want some hot sauce while you're eating 88 00:04:47,251 --> 00:04:48,861 those words in the third act. 89 00:04:48,905 --> 00:04:51,211 I'll be right back. [Grunts] 90 00:04:55,694 --> 00:04:57,696 ALL: Ooh! 91 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:00,482 Wait, what's my character's name again? 92 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:02,484 Looks like you're Chief Engineer. 93 00:05:02,527 --> 00:05:04,790 - Sylvo Toussant. - RUTHERFORD: Ooh, Cajun? 94 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:06,923 [bad Cajun accent]: Mon cheri, I guarantee 95 00:05:06,966 --> 00:05:08,620 I can do that... [groans] 96 00:05:08,664 --> 00:05:10,535 [normal voice]: Nah, I'm just gonna play it straight. 97 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:12,798 I play Lieutenant Commander Meena Vesper, 98 00:05:12,842 --> 00:05:14,452 Whose love of science and exploration 99 00:05:14,496 --> 00:05:15,845 is tempered by her troubled childhood. 100 00:05:15,888 --> 00:05:18,238 [groans] This is such fan fiction. 101 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:19,283 All right, I've got an evaluation 102 00:05:19,327 --> 00:05:20,371 with Ransom at 1900. 103 00:05:20,415 --> 00:05:22,286 Boims better not draw this out. 104 00:05:23,853 --> 00:05:25,985 Ah, the auteur has returned. 105 00:05:26,029 --> 00:05:27,944 What did, uh, what did Ransom want? 106 00:05:27,987 --> 00:05:30,425 Uh, just reassigning duty shifts. 107 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:31,469 Oh, the credits are ending. 108 00:05:31,513 --> 00:05:32,949 Let's get back in character. 109 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:36,822 [Rutherford blows raspberry, laughs] 110 00:05:36,866 --> 00:05:38,171 TENDI: Rutherford, shh! 111 00:05:46,005 --> 00:05:48,138 The Chronogami Project was headed up by... 112 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,314 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dr. Helena Gibson. 113 00:05:50,358 --> 00:05:52,751 Bucephalus. 114 00:05:52,795 --> 00:05:55,406 Oh, you have got some nerve 115 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:57,756 never calling me back after that weekend on Risa. 116 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,497 Oh, ho, ho, ho, spicy! 117 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:01,586 Oh, so this gorgeous scientist 118 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,762 is the estranged love interest? Yeah, sure. 119 00:06:03,806 --> 00:06:05,808 I'm here for your research, not your heart. 120 00:06:05,851 --> 00:06:07,505 Look, the Romulans have the Chromogami. 121 00:06:07,549 --> 00:06:09,594 Oh, of-of course. 122 00:06:16,471 --> 00:06:18,429 RUTHERFORD: Whoa, these graphics are mind-blowing! 123 00:06:18,473 --> 00:06:20,213 TENDI: Rutherford. 124 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:22,259 GIBSON: We've learned there are space-time worldlines 125 00:06:22,302 --> 00:06:24,087 that prevent the beginning of existence 126 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:26,089 from merging with the end. 127 00:06:26,132 --> 00:06:29,048 The Chronogami's gravitons essentially fold worldlines, 128 00:06:29,092 --> 00:06:32,095 allowing a user to travel to the past 129 00:06:32,138 --> 00:06:34,184 or the future. 130 00:06:36,621 --> 00:06:39,319 The Romulans could attack any place and any time, 131 00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:42,453 allowing them to wipe the Federation from ever existing. 132 00:06:42,497 --> 00:06:44,673 So many lives just blinked out of existence. 133 00:06:44,716 --> 00:06:46,414 We could run a long-range scan... 134 00:06:46,457 --> 00:06:48,154 And to think, you go to bed probably still thinking 135 00:06:48,198 --> 00:06:51,157 about some task you have to do the next day, then poof. 136 00:06:51,201 --> 00:06:52,724 - You're gone. - Geez. 137 00:06:52,768 --> 00:06:54,509 Somebody took a Winger Bingston acting class. 138 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,380 You can track the Chronogami with this. 139 00:06:56,424 --> 00:06:59,165 It has limited Chronogamic functionality. 140 00:06:59,209 --> 00:07:00,515 Ah, yes, a watch that drives the plot. 141 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:02,255 Very convenient and not at all dumb. 142 00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:04,127 It detects the chronitons. 143 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:05,911 It'll lead you right to them. 144 00:07:05,955 --> 00:07:08,261 Looks like they're heading for Tatasciore IX. 145 00:07:08,305 --> 00:07:10,394 A favorite of black-market weapons dealers. 146 00:07:10,438 --> 00:07:12,483 They're probably trying to buy Wallerian Dutronium 147 00:07:12,527 --> 00:07:14,485 to power the Chronogasmic matrix! 148 00:07:14,529 --> 00:07:16,052 Yeah, Doc, you really want to avoid 149 00:07:16,095 --> 00:07:17,357 that many made-up words in a row. 150 00:07:17,401 --> 00:07:19,490 All right, uh, this where we set 151 00:07:19,534 --> 00:07:22,014 a course for Tatasciore IX, so let's do that. 152 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:23,668 Wait, Bucephalus. 153 00:07:23,712 --> 00:07:25,714 Could we talk... privately? 154 00:07:25,757 --> 00:07:28,543 Ooh, here comes the romance in three, two... 155 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:30,806 No thanks, I-I-I-I got to go. 156 00:07:30,849 --> 00:07:32,503 "No thanks"? 157 00:07:32,547 --> 00:07:34,462 Wait, you can't cut out the romantic subplot. 158 00:07:34,505 --> 00:07:36,464 A good movie's got to have some romance. 159 00:07:36,507 --> 00:07:38,422 Dagger's love life doesn't matter anymore. 160 00:07:38,466 --> 00:07:40,468 Wait, then why'd you design her so hot? 161 00:07:40,511 --> 00:07:42,600 I don't know what to do now. 162 00:07:42,644 --> 00:07:45,037 Uh, yeah. Me, either, lady. Okay, bye. 163 00:07:45,081 --> 00:07:47,126 ♪ 164 00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:54,046 [creature squeaking] 165 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:56,048 Do you feel lost in your way? 166 00:07:56,092 --> 00:07:57,746 Let Minooki guide you. 167 00:07:57,789 --> 00:07:59,182 We have to find the Romulans 168 00:07:59,225 --> 00:08:00,749 or the universe could cease to exist. 169 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,664 We're all holograms in a simulation. 170 00:08:02,707 --> 00:08:05,536 The koala smiles on us all. 171 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,277 Ki-ty-ha has the true answers 172 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,975 for life's most important questions. 173 00:08:10,019 --> 00:08:11,977 Okay, feels like we're just moments away 174 00:08:12,021 --> 00:08:13,675 from a big set piece, aren't we? 175 00:08:13,718 --> 00:08:15,372 What are we talking, a heist? Chase? 176 00:08:15,415 --> 00:08:17,679 Yo, Earth to Dagger, I asked if there's gonna be, 177 00:08:17,722 --> 00:08:18,984 like, a cool chase or something. 178 00:08:19,028 --> 00:08:20,290 I need answers. 179 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,813 Then you seek Ki-ty-ha. 180 00:08:21,857 --> 00:08:24,816 Legend says he resides on the forbidden moon. 181 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:26,818 What are you doing? The holodeck just populated 182 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:28,646 that guy into the background for color. 183 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:30,561 I sense Purplehead knows much. 184 00:08:30,605 --> 00:08:32,955 If one such as he is drawn to this place, 185 00:08:32,998 --> 00:08:34,434 - so shall he who is I. - What in the 186 00:08:34,478 --> 00:08:36,045 alien of the week bull[bleep]? 187 00:08:36,088 --> 00:08:37,568 Okay, boys, come on. We have a movie to do, man. 188 00:08:37,612 --> 00:08:39,222 We don't have time to chat up the extras. 189 00:08:39,265 --> 00:08:40,615 It's an adaptive program. 190 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,617 The-the holodeck's creating meaning 191 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,488 - for these guys... - I've got a lock! 192 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:46,621 Aah! 193 00:08:47,622 --> 00:08:48,666 [exclaims] 194 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:50,494 Gravcycles, mount up. 195 00:08:50,538 --> 00:08:52,540 Oh, hell yeah! Now we're talking. 196 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:54,411 Dude, come on, we got to grav! 197 00:08:54,454 --> 00:08:55,891 [engines humming] 198 00:08:55,934 --> 00:08:58,067 [shouting, clamoring] 199 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:59,764 Come on, we're missing the sequence! 200 00:08:59,808 --> 00:09:01,592 No, we need to find Kit-ty-ha. 201 00:09:01,636 --> 00:09:03,768 Dagger to Vesper, take command of the Chronogami mission. 202 00:09:03,812 --> 00:09:05,248 You are acting captain now. 203 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,945 Ah! Oh, my gosh, thank you! 204 00:09:06,989 --> 00:09:09,600 We just spent like an hour getting the backstory 205 00:09:09,644 --> 00:09:11,646 of your MacGuffin and now we're not going after it? 206 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,604 The path to Ki-ty-ha is perilous, 207 00:09:13,648 --> 00:09:16,564 but the reward is all the truths of the universe. 208 00:09:16,607 --> 00:09:18,827 This could be the key to it all. We got to do this. 209 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:20,959 This? What is "this"? These random extras? 210 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:22,787 - I am Knicknac. - Case in point. 211 00:09:22,831 --> 00:09:24,223 Now what the hell does finding 212 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:25,703 some weirdo have to do with your story? 213 00:09:25,747 --> 00:09:27,705 We-We're gonna go find the meaning of life. 214 00:09:27,749 --> 00:09:29,098 Th-This is better than what I wrote. 215 00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:30,490 This is important. 216 00:09:30,534 --> 00:09:31,883 "Important"? What? No. 217 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:33,624 This was supposed to be a thrill ride. 218 00:09:33,668 --> 00:09:36,235 Ah, that chase sequence wasn't gonna be fun anyway. 219 00:09:36,279 --> 00:09:39,151 This is so [bleep] fun! [whooping] 220 00:09:39,195 --> 00:09:41,458 - Aah! - [grunts] 221 00:09:47,159 --> 00:09:48,639 [shouts] 222 00:09:51,642 --> 00:09:53,078 [both shout] 223 00:09:53,122 --> 00:09:55,603 Remind me to never lend you my gravcycle. 224 00:09:57,082 --> 00:09:59,171 Oh, [bleep]. 225 00:09:59,215 --> 00:10:01,478 They're activating the Chronogami! 226 00:10:03,872 --> 00:10:06,831 Oh, damn it! They've crossed the origamic threshfold. 227 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,485 And if we follow, 228 00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:10,618 we may never be able to get back to our own time. 229 00:10:10,661 --> 00:10:12,707 We have to. For Starfleet! 230 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:13,882 [all cheering] 231 00:10:13,925 --> 00:10:15,884 For Starfleet! 232 00:10:22,194 --> 00:10:24,414 [blipping] 233 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:28,679 [grunts] 234 00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:30,028 Where are we? 235 00:10:30,072 --> 00:10:31,551 2341. 236 00:10:31,595 --> 00:10:33,031 We're smack dab in the middle 237 00:10:33,075 --> 00:10:34,903 of the goddamn algae crisis. 238 00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:38,167 This is the science center where Ambassador Koro was able 239 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:40,604 to communicate with the algaeic slime mind. 240 00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:43,085 Every kid learns about this in school. 241 00:10:43,128 --> 00:10:44,695 We have to find the Romulans. 242 00:10:44,739 --> 00:10:46,436 If they kill Koro, the algae will wipe out 243 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,873 - every living creature on the... - [Rutherford munching] 244 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,006 Did you leave and get food? 245 00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:52,877 Oh, yeah, during the whole time travel light show. 246 00:10:52,921 --> 00:10:54,662 That stuff always gets me seasick. 247 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:56,054 I stepped out to grab a bite. You want some? 248 00:10:56,098 --> 00:10:57,447 No! I-I feel like 249 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,057 you're not taking this seriously. 250 00:10:59,101 --> 00:11:00,711 Uh, yeah, because I'm not. 251 00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:02,321 Hey, who's that big squid? 252 00:11:02,365 --> 00:11:04,802 That's Ambassador Koro! [groans] Never mind. 253 00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:07,152 All right. Keep down, stay quiet, and spread out. 254 00:11:07,196 --> 00:11:08,806 - We are looking for... - Mmm! 255 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,025 - [groans] - What? 256 00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:11,809 You got to have chips. 257 00:11:11,853 --> 00:11:14,377 ♪ 258 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,814 Okay, can we please get back to the real movie? 259 00:11:16,858 --> 00:11:18,729 Tendi and Ruthie could be, like, I dunno, 260 00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:20,862 in Ancient Egypt riding crocodiles without us. 261 00:11:20,905 --> 00:11:23,038 Illustor, how do we get to Ki-ty-ha? 262 00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:24,866 Ah, to that I have 263 00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:26,868 a fascinating answer. 264 00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:29,174 And the answer is... 265 00:11:29,218 --> 00:11:31,655 - this answer that's about to be. - [groans] 266 00:11:31,699 --> 00:11:33,526 - coming now. - MARINER: He's stalling. 267 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:35,441 The holodeck's just building this dude a backstory 268 00:11:35,485 --> 00:11:37,617 on the fly. We are way off book here. 269 00:11:37,661 --> 00:11:40,708 Oh, I can show you my back story. 270 00:11:41,752 --> 00:11:43,580 [gasping] 271 00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:46,235 - Thou art a map. - No, absolutely not. 272 00:11:46,278 --> 00:11:47,671 No, this is stupid, and too literal. 273 00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:49,412 Quickly, read my saggy skin. 274 00:11:49,455 --> 00:11:51,414 Ew! No, this guy can't be part of the Vindictaverse. 275 00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:53,198 Oh, shut up! 276 00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:55,157 I went along with your stupid movie, which, by the way, 277 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,636 didn't even have a real ending. 278 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,638 [gasps] How dare you! It was epic. 279 00:11:58,682 --> 00:12:00,553 You should be thanking me for turning your mess 280 00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:02,381 into a classy story that means something. 281 00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:04,993 It is steeped in significance, wise one. 282 00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:06,646 - Thank you, Knacknac. - Knicknac. 283 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,953 I'm gonna follow this old man's skin map, 284 00:12:08,997 --> 00:12:10,912 and I'm gonna find some answers. 285 00:12:10,955 --> 00:12:13,088 There are others who will join this quest 286 00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:15,090 if you lead us, wise Purplehead. 287 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,266 Great idea, let's gather the flock. 288 00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:20,095 No! This goes against everything the Vindictaverse stood for. 289 00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:22,532 I was being nice agreeing to come in here. 290 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,099 And now you're ruining my franchise 291 00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:25,535 and making me late for my evals. 292 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,058 Crisis Pointwas just a sad 293 00:12:27,102 --> 00:12:28,756 little tantrum so you could murder the crew. 294 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,497 This is an important examination of the human condition. 295 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,325 Yeah, i.e., bad movie. 296 00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:34,892 I officially disown Crisis Point. 297 00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:36,415 Computer, arch. 298 00:12:36,459 --> 00:12:37,982 You know what, I'm glad you don't like it, 299 00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,462 because you have awful taste. 300 00:12:39,505 --> 00:12:40,637 Purplehead speaks the truth. 301 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,117 Oh, you hated mine so much, 302 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,119 you had to make a sequel, huh? Whatever. 303 00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:45,555 Have fun with Knapsack. 304 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,644 - Knicknac. - I will! 305 00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:49,559 Awful taste. Awful taste. Me. 306 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,300 This guy thinks he's gonna find spiritual truth 307 00:12:51,343 --> 00:12:53,258 in the holodeck and I'm the idiot? 308 00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:54,825 Uh-huh. 309 00:12:54,869 --> 00:12:56,784 Uh-huh. You've really turned a corner, Ensign. 310 00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,047 Nothing here but praise from the department heads. 311 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,049 Nice work, Mariner. Really. 312 00:13:01,092 --> 00:13:02,311 - Thanks, Commander. - Hey, uh, 313 00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:03,965 how's Boimler doing, by the way? 314 00:13:04,008 --> 00:13:05,444 Annoying. Why? 315 00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:07,577 Oh, uh, I figured he would've told you. 316 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,014 William, his transporter clone on the Titan? 317 00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:11,668 Died this morning. 318 00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:14,279 - Wha... Died? What? - Freak gas leak. 319 00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:16,891 Neurocine flooded his quarters. He was asleep. 320 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:19,371 Hell of a way to go. I gave Mr. Boimler the news 321 00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:20,982 earlier today. He's on bereavement leave. 322 00:13:21,025 --> 00:13:22,244 He didn't say anything? 323 00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:24,768 No. No, i-it didn't come up. 324 00:13:24,812 --> 00:13:26,291 I'm sure you want to be there for him. 325 00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:27,597 When I've got a case of the blues, 326 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,294 I lean on my besties pretty hard. 327 00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:31,122 I don't know what I'd do without Honus the bartender, 328 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,732 Nurse Westlake and Matt the whale. 329 00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,430 Friends for life. 330 00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:36,519 Oh, no. 331 00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:40,784 [shouting, grunting] 332 00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:42,525 Ugh, that time fold was a big one. 333 00:13:42,568 --> 00:13:45,702 [sniffing] Earth's 20th century. Late. 334 00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:47,878 RANSOM: I thought the triplets were trying to destroy 335 00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,010 the Federation. It doesn't even exist yet. 336 00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:50,359 Look! 337 00:13:50,402 --> 00:13:51,882 An ancestor of Ambassador Koro 338 00:13:51,926 --> 00:13:53,710 is inside that aquarium. 339 00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:56,147 They're going to take out his whole family line. [Gasps] 340 00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:58,889 Oy! Drop the shiny gizmo, mate. 341 00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:01,413 - Stepped in the wrong place! - It's our turf, mate. 342 00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:02,937 Look, we don't want any... 343 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,503 [grunting, shouting] 344 00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:06,157 ...witnesses. 345 00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:08,246 - [screams] - Oy! Let's get out of here. 346 00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,205 - [whimpering] - I think we have 347 00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:12,816 to kidnap that octopus and take it to a safe house. 348 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,513 - Then we... - Give me that jacket. 349 00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:16,341 - What are you doing? - I'm robbing these street punks 350 00:14:16,385 --> 00:14:18,517 so we can all dress up in these old-timey outfits. 351 00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:19,649 Yeah, we don't have time for that. 352 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,998 But that's, like, the fun part 353 00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:22,260 of the whole time travel thing. 354 00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:24,001 No! Stop messing around. 355 00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:26,482 I'm at least getting the pants. 356 00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:28,136 [grunting] 357 00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,789 Will you please hurry up? 358 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,356 They don't fit. 359 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,445 We need to find bigger punks. [grunts] 360 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,539 Space freighter? 361 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,628 Uh, hello? Boimler... 362 00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,239 Uh, Captain Dagger? 363 00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:46,154 Intruder! Capture the nonbeliever. 364 00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:48,634 [grunting] 365 00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:50,810 Don't touch me! Your characters don't even have names. 366 00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:52,638 You know nothing of our ways. 367 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,292 Acolyte 2, 368 00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:55,903 throw her into the brig. 369 00:14:55,946 --> 00:14:57,774 [grunting] 370 00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:02,561 I'm friends with the lead character, you idiots. 371 00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:03,998 BOIMLER: Hey. 372 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:07,436 What are you doing in here? 373 00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:09,351 The tattoo map was a total bust. 374 00:15:09,394 --> 00:15:10,918 I couldn't find Ki-ty-ha. 375 00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:13,398 Then my followers got pissed and mutinied. 376 00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:16,053 I can't make a good movie. I can hardly make a bad one. 377 00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:17,968 It fell apart right after you left. 378 00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:23,800 Yeah, so, Ransom told me about William. 379 00:15:23,843 --> 00:15:25,933 I'm so sorry. You must feel terrible. 380 00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,238 Why didn't you say something? 381 00:15:27,282 --> 00:15:28,805 Ah, I haven't really processed it. 382 00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:30,894 I mean, he was an exact copy of me. 383 00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:32,896 Had his own quarters on a cooler ship, 384 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:35,464 but he died for no reason. 385 00:15:35,507 --> 00:15:38,249 I guess I was trying to make all of this matter because then... 386 00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:40,382 I would matter. 387 00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:42,036 But trying to make this dumb movie important 388 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:43,689 just proved that I'm not. 389 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,300 It's just a holodeck program. 390 00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:46,997 I know, I was stupid. 391 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,260 Let's just get out of here. Computer, arch. 392 00:15:49,304 --> 00:15:51,088 Cancel arch. 393 00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:53,003 - Mariner... - I found deeper meaning 394 00:15:53,047 --> 00:15:55,266 in Rise of Vindicta, and it was totally unscripted. 395 00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,659 If I did it, you can, too. 396 00:15:56,702 --> 00:15:58,095 But it's a bad story. 397 00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:00,141 Yeah, it's an uneven slog that totally ignores 398 00:16:00,184 --> 00:16:01,664 the successes of the original. 399 00:16:01,707 --> 00:16:03,883 But it's also a Starfleet movie, 400 00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:05,450 which means it's worth doing. 401 00:16:05,494 --> 00:16:07,583 Yeah, it is a Starfleet movie. 402 00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:09,280 We are Starfleet. 403 00:16:09,324 --> 00:16:11,021 [bleep] yeah, we're Starfleet. 404 00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:13,023 Yes! Okay, uh, okay, first 405 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:15,417 we have to figure a way out of this brig. 406 00:16:17,593 --> 00:16:18,986 BOTH: Knicknac! 407 00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:21,031 I never stopped believing in you, Purplehead. 408 00:16:21,075 --> 00:16:24,034 I love you. I'm in love with you. 409 00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:25,905 I'm in love with you too, buddy. Let's go. 410 00:16:25,949 --> 00:16:28,038 Okay, hey, there's your romance. 411 00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:29,779 [laughs] 412 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,434 With the power of Ki-ty-ha, all of creation 413 00:16:32,477 --> 00:16:34,392 will be in my control. 414 00:16:34,436 --> 00:16:36,177 Oh, shut up. You're just a fleshy map. 415 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,700 [hisses] Acolytes! 416 00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:40,442 Throw these nonbelievers out the holy airlock. 417 00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,661 You have no power here! 418 00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:44,446 We're all searching for greater meaning, 419 00:16:44,489 --> 00:16:46,230 and it's not you. 420 00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:48,450 Here it comes, the big heroic speech where you turn him 421 00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:50,669 - around from being... - [grunting] 422 00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:52,106 Or, yeah, we can do the Kirk thing. 423 00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:53,629 That's cool, too. 424 00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:56,023 [grunting] 425 00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:57,981 Knicknac! 426 00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,070 Damn, okay, third act Knicknac reveal. 427 00:17:00,114 --> 00:17:01,463 Come here! 428 00:17:01,506 --> 00:17:04,248 [both grunting, shouting] 429 00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:11,081 - Feel better? - Uh, yeah, a little. 430 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,910 But... [gasps] Look at this. 431 00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:16,217 If I pull these two folds of skin together... 432 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,348 [all gasp] 433 00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:19,481 ALL: The map to Ki-ty-ha. 434 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:27,967 [bomb beeping] 435 00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:30,187 Careful! That bomb has a hair trigger. 436 00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:32,363 Wait, how does this play into the octopus stuff? 437 00:17:32,407 --> 00:17:34,104 I think the Romulans gave up on that. 438 00:17:34,148 --> 00:17:35,758 Now they're just trying to blow up the founders 439 00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,281 before they found the Federation. 440 00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:39,327 I hope you know what you're doing, Toussant. 441 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:41,981 ♪ Chu-chu, chu-chu-choo... ♪ 442 00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:44,332 Rutherford, will you stop [bleep] around?! 443 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,029 If that thing explodes, then there's no Federation. 444 00:17:46,073 --> 00:17:49,293 Sorry, I've got that Chu Chu song stuck in my head. 445 00:17:49,337 --> 00:17:50,512 It's such an earworm. 446 00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:52,470 ♪ Chu-chu, chu-choo... ♪ 447 00:17:52,514 --> 00:17:54,081 ♪ I almost got it ♪ 448 00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,256 - Die. - [gasps] 449 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,649 No... 450 00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:59,390 ♪ Got it, chu-chu... ♪ 451 00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:01,000 [shouts] 452 00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:02,872 No! 453 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,613 No, no, no, no, no. Stay with me, Dr. T. 454 00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:06,005 You're gonna be okay. 455 00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:10,488 Don't bull[bleep] a bull[bleep]er. [Coughs] 456 00:18:13,622 --> 00:18:15,014 Ooh. 457 00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:17,408 Smells like fried Romulan in here, huh, guys? 458 00:18:17,452 --> 00:18:19,497 Whoo, someone crack a window. [chuckles] 459 00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:20,890 Damn it, Rutherford! 460 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,979 Why aren't you taking this seriously? 461 00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:25,024 'Cause we're having fun. What's the big deal? 462 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,157 This isn't fun for me. Would you laugh this much 463 00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:28,898 if I was really the captain in real life? 464 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,334 Sorry, if you were what? 465 00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:31,727 Nobody would believe in me as a captain. 466 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,468 You don't even care about this story at all. 467 00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:35,948 - You want to be a captain? - Yes! 468 00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:38,168 Oh, wow, I've never said that out loud before. 469 00:18:38,212 --> 00:18:40,301 Yes. Yes, I do. 470 00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:42,216 Tendi, you'd be a great captain. 471 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:43,782 You don't need a movie to prove that. 472 00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:45,697 - Really? - Are you kidding? 473 00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:47,656 I'd want you as my captain anytime. 474 00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:50,224 I can't even tell you what that means to me. 475 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,443 Captain Vesper, your crew is ready. 476 00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:53,966 What are your orders? 477 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:57,013 It's time to take a page from the Melponar's book. 478 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,711 ♪ 479 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:02,410 [audio speeds up] 480 00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:15,292 [grunts] Evasive maneuvers! Fire at will. 481 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:20,776 We're being boarded. 482 00:19:20,819 --> 00:19:23,866 Let's throw them a welcoming party. 483 00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,435 - Just take it. Don't hurt me. - [alarm sounding] 484 00:19:27,478 --> 00:19:30,264 Ha. Federation coward. 485 00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:31,569 Temba. 486 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,745 [grunts] 487 00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:35,225 ROMULAN OFFICER: Commanders, 488 00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:37,923 - the asset has been attained. - Excellent. 489 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:40,839 Destroy this joke of a Federation ship. 490 00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:42,928 TENDI [over comm]: Joke's on you. 491 00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:44,974 Identify yourself. Who is this? 492 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,584 This is acting Captain Meena Vesper. 493 00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:47,977 You're too late. 494 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,718 With the Chronogami, we will destroy 495 00:19:49,761 --> 00:19:51,459 everything you hold dear. 496 00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:53,243 That would be true if you had the Chronogami, 497 00:19:53,287 --> 00:19:54,810 and not your own bomb. 498 00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,333 [all gasp] 499 00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:59,162 - [beeping] - No! 500 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,295 [cheering] 501 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:03,210 Tendi, you did it! 502 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,560 Ha-ha! Way to go, Captain. 503 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,435 ♪ 504 00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:20,183 [thunder crashes] 505 00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:27,973 There. 506 00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:33,109 Whoa! 507 00:20:33,152 --> 00:20:35,633 [thunderous rumbling] 508 00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:44,251 I am Ki-ty-ha. 509 00:20:44,294 --> 00:20:46,296 You have journeyed far. 510 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:48,690 What truth do you seek? 511 00:20:49,691 --> 00:20:51,519 A man named William Boimler died. 512 00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:54,783 It was meaningless. What is life for? 513 00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:58,743 The purpose of life... 514 00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:02,269 is a life of purpose. 515 00:21:03,357 --> 00:21:06,055 Okay. But what about what I was asking? 516 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:10,494 Love without trust is a river without water. 517 00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,888 Yeah, these are just inspirational quotes. 518 00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:15,151 I-I Wanted the meaning of life. 519 00:21:15,194 --> 00:21:17,284 Life is like a cup of tea. 520 00:21:17,327 --> 00:21:18,720 It's all in how you steep 521 00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:20,156 - the water. - Are you [bleep] kidding me? 522 00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:21,853 You're supposed to be the Almighty. 523 00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:24,421 Oh, there's always a catch with these "god" stories. 524 00:21:24,465 --> 00:21:26,771 The holodeck just made a cheesy quote generator. 525 00:21:26,815 --> 00:21:29,208 But we came all this way. I want answers. 526 00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:31,559 Laughter and a good night's sleep will... 527 00:21:31,602 --> 00:21:33,561 BOTH: Shut up. 528 00:21:35,214 --> 00:21:37,347 Not every holodeck movie is gonna work as therapy. 529 00:21:37,391 --> 00:21:38,870 Why don't we head over to Migleemo's office 530 00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,090 and he'll tell us some recipes. 531 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,093 [gasps] The real answers must be in there. 532 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,921 KI-TY-HA: Ow. Ow! Stop, that hurts. 533 00:21:45,964 --> 00:21:47,357 MARINER: Oh, Boimler, come on. 534 00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:48,967 Don't... You don't want to crawl in there, man. 535 00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:51,230 That thing's putting off a lot of heat. 536 00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:55,496 [straining] 537 00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:56,584 [gasps] 538 00:21:58,368 --> 00:22:00,239 [grunting] 539 00:22:02,503 --> 00:22:03,895 Kitty Hawk? 540 00:22:03,939 --> 00:22:06,115 Kitty Hawk?! 541 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,161 That reveal doesn't make any sense. Ugh! 542 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,338 My movie is trash. [Grunts] 543 00:22:11,381 --> 00:22:12,991 It doesn't have a deeper meaning, 544 00:22:13,035 --> 00:22:15,124 and neither does life. 545 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,518 I should have stayed a raisin farmer. 546 00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:19,650 [groans] I could have married Lianne. 547 00:22:19,694 --> 00:22:22,566 [crying out] 548 00:22:24,394 --> 00:22:27,223 [birds singing] 549 00:22:28,311 --> 00:22:30,792 [groans] 550 00:22:30,835 --> 00:22:34,622 Where am I? Mariner? 551 00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:39,148 [man chuckles nearby] 552 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,716 Steady. Steady, Atlas. 553 00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:44,501 [chuckling] 554 00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:46,503 Uh, uh, Captain Kirk? 555 00:22:46,547 --> 00:22:48,244 Oh, my, no. 556 00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:49,637 It's Captain Sulu. 557 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,987 Oh, my gosh, Captain Sulu. Even better. 558 00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:54,163 Uh, sorry about that. The-the mailbox said... 559 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,252 I took this place off Kirk's hands. 560 00:22:56,295 --> 00:22:59,821 He had to go and time travel, or who knows what. 561 00:22:59,864 --> 00:23:02,389 The man could never relax. 562 00:23:02,432 --> 00:23:04,303 What-what is this place? 563 00:23:04,347 --> 00:23:06,088 Pretty nice spread, right? 564 00:23:06,131 --> 00:23:08,177 There's even a hot tub in the back. 565 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,136 Is this heaven? The afterlife? The Nexus? 566 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:14,662 It's Idaho. Would you like to feed the horsey? 567 00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:17,186 Uh, sure. 568 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,145 I-I didn't program any of this. 569 00:23:20,189 --> 00:23:22,713 I was in the holodeck trying to find meaning 570 00:23:22,757 --> 00:23:24,019 in the randomness of death, 571 00:23:24,062 --> 00:23:26,195 but I just made a fool of myself. 572 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,241 Brad, I've lost many friends. 573 00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:33,202 Some heroically, some tragically. 574 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,900 The randomness of death is merely a reflection 575 00:23:35,944 --> 00:23:39,904 of the unexpected joys we find in life. 576 00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:43,081 So if I spend my life worrying about a meaningless death, 577 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,040 I'll never find joy? 578 00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,955 I literally just said that. 579 00:23:46,998 --> 00:23:49,261 Sorry. Thanks, Captain Sulu. 580 00:23:49,305 --> 00:23:50,698 I think I can live with that. 581 00:23:50,741 --> 00:23:52,830 Happy to help a fellow Starfleet officer 582 00:23:52,874 --> 00:23:54,179 looking for answers. 583 00:23:54,223 --> 00:23:55,398 Oh, great. Awesome. 584 00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:56,747 So, can I ask you what it was like 585 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,183 working with Spock and Uhura? 586 00:23:58,227 --> 00:23:59,271 Was it weird using the crystal buttons 587 00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:00,795 on the Enterprise? 588 00:24:00,838 --> 00:24:02,318 Ooh, did you practice daily with the sword? 589 00:24:02,361 --> 00:24:03,928 I'm, uh, kind of a sword guy myself, so... 590 00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:05,930 The horsey's going to bite you now. 591 00:24:05,974 --> 00:24:08,237 - [neighs] - What? [Screams] 592 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,066 [groans] 593 00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:13,982 Sulu? How'd I get off the ranch? 594 00:24:14,025 --> 00:24:15,026 Yeah, you passed out screaming something 595 00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:16,680 about the Wright Brothers. 596 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:18,639 Kid, you gotta take water breaks in there. 597 00:24:18,682 --> 00:24:21,511 Holodeck might be fake, but dehydration is real. 598 00:24:21,555 --> 00:24:23,295 So I was dreaming? 599 00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:25,123 More like clinically dead. 600 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:27,430 Sorry you didn't find out the meaning of life today. 601 00:24:27,474 --> 00:24:28,823 You know what, I think maybe 602 00:24:28,866 --> 00:24:29,998 I shouldn't have been looking for it. 603 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,521 Sorry my movie was a letdown. 604 00:24:31,565 --> 00:24:34,002 Are you kidding? It was amazing. 605 00:24:34,045 --> 00:24:35,525 - Really? - RUTHERFORD: I don't know 606 00:24:35,569 --> 00:24:36,961 what you guys got into, 607 00:24:37,005 --> 00:24:39,181 but our story was sick. Tendi rocked it. 608 00:24:39,224 --> 00:24:40,487 Yeah. Ours was great, too. 609 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,010 Dagger here fought off a mutiny 610 00:24:42,053 --> 00:24:43,751 and then beat the [bleep] out of a god. 611 00:24:43,794 --> 00:24:45,143 - [gasps] What? - I want to do that! 612 00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:46,580 Would you get the hell out of here?! 613 00:24:46,623 --> 00:24:48,364 Stevens leaned against the warp core. 614 00:24:48,407 --> 00:24:49,757 I need this bed cleared now. 615 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,019 [pained cries] 616 00:24:51,062 --> 00:24:53,369 Oh, not twice in one day! 617 00:24:53,412 --> 00:24:55,284 Ooh, that was so much fun. 618 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,025 That hovercycle chase was intense. 619 00:24:57,068 --> 00:24:58,983 Yeah. I'm still thinking about those graphics. 620 00:24:59,027 --> 00:25:00,594 Ooh, did you guys run into the punks? 621 00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:02,726 - Yeah. Oh, they were so punky. - Oh, man. So good. 622 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,206 You know what, Boims? Maybe this was 623 00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:05,424 a good sequel to Crisis Point. 624 00:25:05,468 --> 00:25:07,122 Aw, thanks, Mariner. 625 00:25:07,165 --> 00:25:09,167 I'm glad you didn't end it on some dark cliffhanger. 626 00:25:09,211 --> 00:25:10,691 - I like happy endings. - Ugh. 627 00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:11,909 BOIMLER: Cliffhangers are the worst. 628 00:25:11,953 --> 00:25:14,172 I hate when people do that. 629 00:25:15,652 --> 00:25:17,698 ♪ 630 00:25:27,621 --> 00:25:28,578 [device hisses] 631 00:25:28,622 --> 00:25:29,797 [gasps] 632 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,581 It-it worked. 633 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,017 Welcome, William. 634 00:25:33,061 --> 00:25:35,454 Starfleet now considers you a dead man. 635 00:25:35,498 --> 00:25:37,587 Just how we like it. 636 00:25:42,853 --> 00:25:45,508 Isn't Section 31 supposed to be, like, a big secret? 637 00:25:45,552 --> 00:25:47,249 I mean, why would we wear special combadges 638 00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:49,381 - that advertise who we are? - You could still be dead. 639 00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:52,820 No, no, no, you know... You know what, I like the badge. 640 00:25:52,863 --> 00:25:55,126 I like the badge. [sinister laugh] 641 00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:57,564 [laughter continues] 642 00:26:52,619 --> 00:26:54,098 [man imitates weapons firing] 643 00:26:56,057 --> 00:27:00,057 Chirp.