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T'LYN: Outgoing communication.

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Provisional Lieutenant
Junior Grade T'Lyn

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to Captain Sokel
of the VCFSh'vhal.

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Due to the recent
unprovoked attacks

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on ships across the quadrant,

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the USSCerritos
is providing transport

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to three Betazoid diplomats.

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- Hey.
- T'LYN: These glorified socialites

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just spent three weeks
attending parties on Angel I

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and now intend to
"keep the good times rolling"

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as we escort them to Risa.

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Despite the crew's enthusiasm,

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I find the Betazoids'
exuberance... disruptive.

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Oh, I love your
Starfleet carpeting.

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It's perfect to pass out on.

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[laughter]

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It's an honor
escorting you to Risa.

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Thank you, Captain,
but I can sense that you feel

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babysitting us
isn't your favorite mission.

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Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm proud to...

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Shuttle a bunch
of sexy drunks around?

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[laughter]

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Katrot's just giving you
a hard time.

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We appreciate the lift.

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Particularly on a ship
with such sturdy officers.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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I get off bridge duty
at 1300 hours.

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Ugh, never mind.

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I like it when
they're hard to get.

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Oh, come on,
give me another chance.

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I can be distant
and unavailable.

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[purrs] Now, this is a woman
who seems withholding.

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Oh, uh, well, flattered,
but I'm happily married.

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Is he on the ship?

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- Uh...
- Cathiw, we've been here for five minutes.

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Let's maybe check out our rooms
before you devour someone.

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Whoa. Hello.

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I'll devour whoever
I want, Dolorex,

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you sanctimonious buzzkill.

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Not to worry.

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We've been ordered to make sure
you have a good time.

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Let's top off those whalebones,
shall we? Lieutenant?

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Oh, I'll take another yard
of anything glowing and green.

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Thank you.

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T'LYN: My posting
here is usually trying,

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but never more than now.

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I feel it necessary
to relay the severity

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of my circumstances.

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This is sickbay.

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- [sniffing]
- Hangover cures, prophylactics,

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well, it's all available
right here.

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Ah. I didn't realize there
was going to be a buffet today.

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- [laughter]
- Buffet?

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I wasn't informed of any...

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She's joking.
In the ancient past,

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- Caitians used to hunt and eat Betazoids.
- Oh!

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Well, Dr. T'Ana,
these are our guests.

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Don't you consume anyone.

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Oh, don't worry,
that was centuries ago.

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Now we only eat
synthetic Betazoid.

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[growls]

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[laughter]

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- BILLUPS: Ow!
- [gasps]

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Enough with the tour already.

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As this amazing hat I bought

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from some gal on Angel I says,

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"It's Romulan ale
o'clock somewhere."

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[laughs]

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You guys have a bar around here?

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[chuckles] Why, yes.

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Oh, no need for those,
Lieutenant.

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We're already heading
for more cocktails.

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Time to get to surgery.

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Ooh, [bleep].

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T'LYN: The Betazoids'
attitudes have inspired

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many in the crew to
"get the party started."

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Such infectious frivolity
would never be tolerated

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on a Vulcan ship.

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If reinstated, I will suppress
my own chaotic tendencies.

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It is only logical for
my punishment to conclude

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and that I return
to the Sh'vhal.

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[buzzes]

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[buzzes]

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Hey, T'Lyn, you coming
to this Betazoid party?

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I know you don't drink,
but there's gonna be

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a chocolate fountain
if you want to get wild.

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- [PADD buzzing] - I do not
understand what you mean,

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but thank you
for the invitation.

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Oh, yeah, good luck getting
a message out right now.

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We're in full security blackout.

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No outgoing comms while
the 'Zoids are on board.

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No communications?

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And yet alcohol and merrymaking
are permitted?

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Everything about this ship
is illogical.

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[laughs] Yeah, totally.

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Well, if you change your mind,

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we'll be getting champagne-fully
buzzed in the bar. Come hang.

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[buzzes]

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BOIMLER: Manhaver. Federov.

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Honus. Kayshon. Taylor.

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Merp. Big Merp. Uh...

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- [beeping]
- Uh, starts with an "S."

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Damn it! Sleepy Merp.

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How could I forget that?
I'm such an idiot.

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Hey, pal, ease up.

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That's my friend
you're calling an idiot.

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Yeah, well, that's what I am

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when I can't remember every
single crew member's name.

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Ooh, you're being pretty hard
on yourself, Boims.

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Why don't you take a break
and come to the Betazoid party?

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I can't,
I'm a lieutenant junior grade.

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I can't just go around
not knowing everything.

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So then you'll have
to know this party.

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Or you'll be missing out.

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Nice try, but I'll come
if I memorize everyone.

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- Then I'll have earned it.
- [PADD beeping]

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[door whooshes open]

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Lieutenant Shaxs, I think
I have a candidate for...

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the program.

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[soft exhale]

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It would be illogical

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to attempt to send
this message again.

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However, it would be logical

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to inquire when communications
will reopen.

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She said I was too into it
and she shrugged me off.

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It's like, could she
not see these gains?

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[sobbing]

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[lively chatter]

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[whooping]

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[laughter]

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- [slurping]
- Ugh! I said regurgitated soup,

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you stupid
[bleep]ing replicator.

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This barely even tastes like
it's been in my mother's mouth!

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Oh, my God, isn't
this party the best?

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I love everyone and everything!

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- Yeah! - T'Lyn!
- [gasps]

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Yes, you came. Whoo!

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This [bleep]ing rules, yes.

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Holy [bleep], [bleep] yeah.
Did you send your message?

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No, I am here to ask
if there is an estimate

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to when communications
will be back online.

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You came to talk to me?

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If you can resolve
my query, then yes.

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I've dreamed about this moment!

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It is not "a moment."

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Usually you're giving me
a friendship bracelet

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or we're getting
matching tattoos,

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but I'm still so happy!

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Okay, D, calm down.

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Wait, is everyone
getting weird all of a sudden?

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Why am I yelling?!

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This crew is always weird
and yelling.

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Yeah, baby,
'cause we're number one!

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- Enjoy hell, replicator.
- [grunts]

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- [cheers and applause]
- But perhaps...

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you are correct, there do appear
to be more emotional outbursts

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than I have previously observed.

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Wow, Captain Freeman,

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I didn't know Starfleet had
this kind of party in them.

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We don't.

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People, you are
Starfleet officers.

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Pull it together
and stop embarrassing me

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in front of the Betazoids.
I want them to think we're cool.

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This is as controlled
as I can get!

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We can't stop the party now,
it's just getting started!

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I'm gonna drop us out of warp so
we don't get to Risa too soon.

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What? No, Ensign Barnes,
stop right there!

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[booing]

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- Boo!
- Hey, stop that!

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You can't boo your captain.

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- [booing]
- Good God.

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Why do I even care?

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This isn't right.

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Something must be affecting us.

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[cheering, laughing]

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Huh. How have I never been
to this part of the ship before?

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It's so quiet over here.

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Easy, baby bear.

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I just want us isolated
from any... interruptions.

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Oh, God, what am I gonna learn?

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[gasps]

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Tsunkatse?

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Worf. Worf, Worf.
Torn between worlds.

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A warrior.

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No, a farm boy.

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Hope you can handle
slam poetry, Lieutenant.

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The son of Mogh,
clang goes the bat'leth

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against the armor of your heart!

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- [arguing indistinctly]
- [glass shattering]

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[laughter]

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Why won't anyone listen to me?

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I'm the captain, damn it!

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I say we lock all these fools
in the brig

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until they calm
the [bleep] down,

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including me.

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Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug...

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Captain, I believe
it is plausible

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that the heightened
emotional state of the crew

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is being caused by our guests.

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The Betazoids?
[stammers] No way.

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They're so nice.
Dolorex? She said I'm hot.

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You frigging are.
I got a hot mom.

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Oh, thank you, sweetie.

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I tried something new
with my hair.

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Zanthi fever is known to infect
Betazoids of their age.

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It causes empathetic abilities
to unintentionally broadcast,

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heightening the emotions
of those around them.

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Wow, okay, yes,
that does kind of sound

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- exactly like what's happening.
- [laughter]

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Perhaps if we opened
communications, we could contact

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-a Betazoid doctor.
-We can't risk that. Are you crazy?

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[groans] Sorry, what I mean is,

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Dr. T'ana will have
to handle it herself.

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[screeching]

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- I am unsure of her current efficacy.
- [groans]

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Well, if it isn't the most
eligible captain in Starfleet.

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Hey, is it just me or
is it incredibly horny in here?

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Still married. Would you ladies
mind joining me in sickbay?

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My provisional lieutenant thinks
you're telepathically ill.

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That is not how
I would have stated it.

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But the captain is accurate.

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KATROT: Telepathically ill?

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What the hell
is she talking about?

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CATHIW: She's on to us.
We need to do something.

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DOLOREX: Stand down.
Let's see where this leads.

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We'd be happy to move
this party to sickbay.

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As long as we can take
our drinks. [Laughs]

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[tricorder whirring]

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This morsel... I mean Betazoid...
Is deliciously pathogen-free.

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"Pathogen"? What are you
scanning for?

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Oh, just standard stuff.

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Goronian measles, Alterian
flaking, Zanthi fever...

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BETAZOIDS: Zanthi fever?

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Listen, we're all gals
of a certain age here.

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It's nothing to be
embarrassed about.

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We're not old enough to be
affected by Zanthi fever.

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CATHIW: Oh, this is just
an excuse to lock us up.

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KATROT: Cathiw's
right. Our cover's blown.

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DOLOREX:
What is wrong with you two?

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Get ahold of yourselves.
Remember your training.

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CATHIW: You remember yours.

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- We need to act.
- [whirring]

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00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,436
Well, that's all of 'em.
No Zanthi fever detected.

249
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,699
Wonderful. What say
we get back to the festivities?

250
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,832
You're not going anywhere.

251
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,790
- Darling, what's the matter?
- [nervous laugh]

252
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,401
Captain, these diplomats
are our guests.

253
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,316
Are you telling me
it's just a coincidence

254
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,710
that you three showed up
right when my crew

255
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:08,798
started losing their minds?

256
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,234
Captain, they scanned clear.

257
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,975
Well, then they're doing
something else.

258
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,890
- We are not.
- My crew and I

259
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,152
don't just get all emotional

260
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,938
for no reason.
Something is going on here.

261
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,766
And until we figure it out,

262
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,811
you three are confined
to quarters.

263
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,073
Mom, they haven't done anything.

264
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,248
That's an order!

265
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,947
Escort them now!

266
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,079
DOLOREX: Enough's
enough. Drop the cover.

267
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,168
MARINER: Whoa, what the hell?

268
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,084
[grunting]

269
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,829
[grunting]

270
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,267
Sorry, Captain,
but the party's over.

271
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,660
You're coming with us.

272
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,489
I knew it. See? See?
You areup to something!

273
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,665
I'm good at my job!

274
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,058
[rhythmic grunts]

275
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:54,104
Uh, you're hungry? You're trying
to hold a little bird.

276
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,540
Uh, shrinking.
Ooh, someone who shrinks.

277
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,542
[grunting]

278
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,544
SHAXS: Bucket?

279
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,981
- Swimming in a bucket!
- [sighs]

280
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,939
It's Constable Odo
from Deep Space 9.

281
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,854
Sokath, his eyes open.

282
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:05,855
- [cheering]
- All right!

283
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,509
What's wrong, Lieutenant?

284
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:10,730
You're crushing Starfleet
Security Officer Charades.

285
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,470
I don't know, I guess
I was hoping

286
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,994
I'd be training to kick butt,

287
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,561
not playing games
or listening to Worf poems.

288
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,129
Haubold's poem has come
a long way in workshop,

289
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,218
and training takes
different forms.

290
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,481
Wait, is this a... test?

291
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,874
[gasps] It is, isn't it?

292
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,442
- Well...
- Kiai! [Grunting]

293
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,791
[grunting] I got you.

294
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,837
Okay, you got me.

295
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,186
Uh, good work.

296
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,057
Ah, I knew it.

297
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,451
Now that you have
passed the test,

298
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,018
it's time for...

299
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,802
the ritual.

300
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,675
Two sacred security officer
challenges

301
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:44,807
are contained within.

302
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,418
You must choose one to complete.

303
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,901
Ah, a puzzle
and some tarot cards.

304
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,947
- What kind of choice is that?
- [gasps]

305
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,253
- He chose both!
- [cheering]

306
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,864
[groans]

307
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,780
Don't get any ideas, Captain.

308
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,085
We're officers of the BIA.

309
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,870
Betazed Intelligence?

310
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:04,914
But we offered to help you.

311
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,960
Yeah, and then you tried
to lock us up.

312
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,921
[grunting]

313
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,794
Bridge crew! [Grunts]
Take them down!

314
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,926
[grunting]

315
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:26,283
Ooh, I sense that you both are
deeply attracted to each other.

316
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,024
- What? I, uh...
- I mean...

317
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,852
- Unless...
- I wouldn't be averse to...

318
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,723
- Look out!
- [grunts]

319
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,377
I told you not to try anything.

320
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,380
Betazed is in the Federation.
We're allies.

321
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,425
Why are you doing this?

322
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,035
You're the one
trying to frame us

323
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,776
for amplifying
the crew's emotions.

324
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,517
You are amplifying our emotions!

325
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,607
No, we aren't. Our emotions
are all over the place, too.

326
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:48,784
Why do you think I want
to kiss Katrot?

327
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,046
You have to be manipulating us.

328
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,700
It's the only explanation.

329
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:52,832
Why would we?

330
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:53,920
We're on a multi-planet mission

331
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,399
to telepathically look for clues

332
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,010
that can explain the attacks
in the quadrant.

333
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,968
God, I need a drink!

334
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,014
Katrot, be silent.
Our cover's blown.

335
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,103
We have to take the Cerritos
back to Betazed

336
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,931
so we can sort this out
as soon as possible.

337
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:08,108
FREEMAN: [gasps] That route
take us through the Neutral Zone.

338
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,413
The Romulans will destroy us.

339
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,980
Well, you should've
thought of that

340
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,503
before you tried
to take us prisoner.

341
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,636
Oh, you won't
get away with this.

342
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:18,509
My crew will realize
something's off any second now.

343
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,425
CROWD [chanting]:
Go, go, go, go, go, go...

344
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,123
Almost... there.

345
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,428
[grunts]

346
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,517
[laughter and cheering]

347
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,782
[grunting]

348
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,480
[screeches]

349
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,787
All right, time to shred
those party girls into brisket.

350
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:36,919
- [yowls]
- Hey, Doc,

351
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,007
wait, we should stick together.

352
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,966
Mama's eating good tonight!

353
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,184
We got to stop her.
She took an oath

354
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,707
not to consume patients.

355
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,710
T'LYN: The doctor's
tricorder is still scanning.

356
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,190
Wait, wait, wait.

357
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,409
That can't be right.
According to this,

358
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,064
the source of all
this psychic disturbance...

359
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,195
Is me.

360
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,154
[beeping]

361
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,117
How can you be the source?
Vulcans can't get Zanthi fever.

362
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:04,207
No, but we do have
similar conditions.

363
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,730
Bendii syndrome, for instance,

364
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,168
creates involuntary
telepathic projections.

365
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,953
But it is mostly observed
in the elderly,

366
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,173
while I am only 62 years of age.

367
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,217
Yeah, but you could be hav...

368
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,740
Also, 62, you look great,
by the way...

369
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,090
You could be having
a quarter-life crisis.

370
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,569
You know,
when Boimler turned 25,

371
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,832
he got so worked up,
he grew a mustache.

372
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,704
[sighs] It was sad
and hilarious.

373
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,925
- Vulcans do not get "worked up."
- We'll have to figure it out later.

374
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,536
I have to rescue my mommy.

375
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,625
♪

376
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,283
We'll be in the Neutral Zone
in five minutes, Dolorex.

377
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,982
Yep, no need to update me
with every tiny detail, Cathiw.

378
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,070
No!

379
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,464
You can't let
the Romulans take me!

380
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,553
They'll torture out
all my intel.

381
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,641
What intel?

382
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,208
Oh, uh, I mean...

383
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,252
Nothing.

384
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,254
I'm just being emotional.

385
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,604
Please don't read my mind.

386
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:57,086
Apologies, Captain,
but you give me no choice.

387
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,002
I'll devour whoever I want,
Dolorex,

388
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,396
you sanctimonious buzzkill.

389
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006
[gasps] No.

390
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,703
I am not
a sanctimonious buzzkill.

391
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,531
Someone has to keep you two
from screwing everything up.

392
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,925
CATHIW:
What? Where did that come from?

393
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,058
DOLOREX: I just read her mind
and heard you throwing shade.

394
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,322
- CATHIW: Sometimes youare a buzzkill.
- DOLOREX: Name one time.

395
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,628
You don't have to read my mind.
You know what I'm talking about.

396
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:18,978
- Ask Katrot.
- [gasps]

397
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,153
Oh, leave me out of it.

398
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,198
[overlapping arguing]

399
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,159
SHAXS [chuckles]:
The invasion card.

400
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,987
Now, I know it sounds bad,

401
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,771
but it's really more
of a rebirth.

402
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,816
Wow, no way, another rebirth.

403
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,427
Every card's a rebirth.

404
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,256
Wish I'd draw a card
that made me kick some ass.

405
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,171
[sighs] There's more to being on

406
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,260
the security team
than kicking ass.

407
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,304
Well, it seems like
there's nothing

408
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,263
to being on the security team.

409
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,178
Where's the toughness?
Where's the grit?

410
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:49,530
I guess in the California class,
all you guys do is play games.

411
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,314
I do not have
a drinking problem.

412
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,055
It's just part of my
undercover character.

413
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:56,319
- DOLOREX: Then you must be undercover all the time.
- [alarm blaring]

414
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,842
I just want to see some action!

415
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,105
[alarm blaring]

416
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,932
Whoa, whoa, wait, red alert?

417
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,109
Whoa. G-Guys, is this action?

418
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,025
Phasers? Big phasers?

419
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,287
Wait, guys, hold up.

420
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:09,854
Guys, slow down.
Guys, wait for me.

421
00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:11,464
[panting]

422
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,075
What's going on?
Are we gonna die?

423
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:14,468
Those Betazoids kidnapped
the captain!

424
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,425
So they were the source
of our emotional overload!

425
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:20,169
Negative. We believe that effect
is caused by proximity to me.

426
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,127
- [gasps]
- T'Lyn, how could you?

427
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,130
You're my best friend.

428
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,219
Incorrect.
You're still being influenced.

429
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,786
- No, I am not.
- Hey, don't be mean to Tendi.

430
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:29,918
Uh, time to go.

431
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,573
Get her! Make her be my friend!

432
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,227
[clamoring]

433
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:36,794
[grunts]

434
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,753
[panting]

435
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,060
Great work, you really
Vulcaned it up out there.

436
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,932
Now we're stuck in a stupid
closet with no way to help.

437
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,107
I wish I could roundhouse kick

438
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,978
this situation in the face,
but I can't.

439
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,546
It is one of those rare types of
problems that can't be kicked.

440
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,200
What are you doing?
Don't touch me.

441
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,725
[sighs] Are you mind-melding me?

442
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,424
No, I am attempting
to regulate your emotions,

443
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,774
as I am the cause
of their imbalance.

444
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,516
Ooh, being balanced
feels pretty good.

445
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,388
- [sighs]
- The crew's chaos is my fault.

446
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:09,479
Though I fear it is because
I am not Vulcan enough.

447
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,439
A true Vulcan would
never allow their emotions

448
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,397
to get the better of them
in such a manner.

449
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:17,183
Wow, I don't think I've ever
seen you get this close to...

450
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,663
expressing sadness.
What's going on?

451
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:23,145
I have been frustrated with
my inability to send a message

452
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,321
to the captain
of my previous ship.

453
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,584
I have been preoccupied
by it all day.

454
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,500
That's it? You're bummed
you couldn't send a message?

455
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,720
I did not come
to the Cerritosvoluntarily.

456
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,200
I was banished for being
insubordinate,

457
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,245
unhinged
and recklessly emotional.

458
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,508
What? No way, come on, you?

459
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,728
During our encounter with
the Klingon and Pakled ship,

460
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,817
I saved my crew by following
my instincts.

461
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,863
My captain determined that
I was damaged and illogical.

462
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,997
He was right.
Something about me is... wrong.

463
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,130
I am not truly Vulcan.

464
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,915
Today has proven that again.

465
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,743
♪

466
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,615
[panting]

467
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,617
[T'ana snarling]

468
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,100
[T'ana whimpering]

469
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,536
Oh, oh, food. I-I can smell it.

470
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,799
Honey, maybe let's just do one

471
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,802
of Dr. Migleemo's focus
exercises we've been working on.

472
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,804
I hate those [bleep]ing things.
[screams]

473
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,372
- Karno, when his mind was fogged?
- HAUBOLD: I don't know.

474
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,287
But we don't have time for this.

475
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,333
[beeping]

476
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,335
[clamoring]

477
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,814
[muted thudding]

478
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,208
T'Lyn, I hate to say it,
but your previous crew

479
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,688
were a bunch
of [bleep]ing idiots.

480
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,603
You're one of the most
brutally efficient,

481
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,301
distant people I have ever met.

482
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,476
Really?

483
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,348
- What was your captain's name?
- Sokel.

484
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:36,914
Man, [bleep] Captain Sokel.

485
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,916
What, you saved their lives,
so he kicks you off the ship?

486
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,483
Where's the logic in that, huh?

487
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,094
It does seem like
a disproportionate response

488
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,139
to a minor character flaw.

489
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,706
There is no character flaw.

490
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,361
Can you imagine anything more
Vulcan than Bendii syndrome?

491
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,493
Hello? I mean,
Spock's dad had it

492
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,365
and he was Vulcan
as a mother[bleep].

493
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,410
Hmm.

494
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,415
I suppose,
by the transitive property,

495
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,374
I, too, must be Vulcan
as a mother[bleep].

496
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,680
[bleep] yeah. Logic, bitch.

497
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,942
Thank you, Mariner.

498
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,901
I believe I needed to hear that.

499
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,512
Turns out talking through
our problems is better than

500
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,688
hardening them into a dark
little core in our...

501
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,777
Wait, something's happening,
I'm starting to feel normal.

502
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,518
The telepathic symptoms
must have tied

503
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,520
to my unresolved conflict.

504
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,435
My area of effect
has dissipated.

505
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,177
Damn, Vulcan brains
are scary strong, huh?

506
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,526
Indeed.

507
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,919
[gasps]

508
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,442
Wow, uh... [chuckles]

509
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,965
Why'd we bust down your door?

510
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,445
Hi, guys. What's up?

511
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,968
What is up is that
I am no longer

512
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,535
broadcasting emotional turmoil.

513
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,190
The crew should be
coming to their senses.

514
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,410
- [laughing]
- [crying]

515
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,455
[cries out]

516
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,543
[sobbing]

517
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,849
[gasps] Huh?

518
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,546
[grunting]

519
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,027
[chuckles]

520
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,334
[whistling]

521
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,510
Uh, is Dr. T'ana gonna be okay?

522
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:53,339
Ah, the warm milk we gave her
should calm her down.

523
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,123
Now, get ready to...

524
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,560
resist occupation!

525
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,564
[grunting]

526
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,222
Oh, I can't read you.

527
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,441
How are your thoughts
so relaxed?

528
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,357
Slam poetry: Where the soul...

529
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,446
meets the mind. [Grunts]

530
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,275
- [rapid beeping]
- Captain!

531
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,667
[Freeman grunts]

532
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:18,799
[beeping]

533
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,897
CREW: Aw.

534
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,333
Okay, enough.

535
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,465
Yeah, they didn't enter
the Neutral Zone.

536
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:33,988
What did you expect?

537
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,164
Set a course for Sector 87.

538
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,384
We'll lurk over there.

539
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,520
BOIMLER:
And then Haubold was like, wha!

540
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,566
[chuckles] What a Badass.

541
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,524
Oh, I can't believe
I was such a jerk today.

542
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,483
I never should have
doubted you guys.

543
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:51,962
Don't be so hard on yourself.

544
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,616
Mr. Rutherford told me

545
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,618
you've been putting yourself
under a lot of pressure.

546
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,359
So the team and I tried
to give you a day off.

547
00:21:57,403 --> 00:22:00,449
Wow, that's really nice.
[chuckles]

548
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:01,929
But why?

549
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,757
Because we're in charge
of protecting the crew.

550
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,368
Sometimes that means grappling
with enemy invaders,

551
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:09,589
other times it means protecting
your emotional well-being.

552
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,721
Either way,
security has your back.

553
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,897
Wow, I didn't know
you had such a...

554
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,246
holistic view of the job.

555
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,553
What did you think?
We just sat around all day

556
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,381
practicing phasering people?

557
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:20,469
Where's the help in that?

558
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,949
Let's get back
to the training room.

559
00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,299
I think we both need
some puzzle time.

560
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,648
I call dibs on the Malcolm Reed.

561
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,302
Well, only if you
get there first.

562
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,913
[laughter]

563
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:33,308
Again, we sincerely apologize
for our behavior.

564
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,658
Oh, no apologies necessary.

565
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:38,531
I'm sorry I mistook
Vulcan telepathic projection

566
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,576
for Betazoid
telepathic projection.

567
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,578
I feel like such an idiot.

568
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,493
Hey, if we couldn't detect it,
no one could.

569
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,626
Let us know if your lieutenant
needs any help.

570
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:47,583
We've all been there.

571
00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,586
Oh, and Captain, a parting gift

572
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,805
to make up for
today's unpleasantness.

573
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,416
A Betazoid monitoring station
caught a glimpse

574
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:57,158
of the vessel we believe
is behind the attacks.

575
00:22:57,201 --> 00:23:00,335
I've never seen a starship
like this before.

576
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,510
Neither have we.

577
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,730
Until next time, Captain.

578
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,999
Piña colada for me and a
room-temperature water for you.

579
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:14,523
Yes, I know
it's your favorite cocktail,

580
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,482
but don't get all
emotional about it.

581
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,875
Am I expressing emotion?

582
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,529
Oh, you were joking.

583
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:22,226
- Yeah.
- Am I to understand

584
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,185
that you mock your friends
more than your enemies?

585
00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:26,622
-Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes from a place of love.
-[PADD beeps]

586
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,494
Well, comms must be back up.

587
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:29,669
Boimler's sending me selfies.

588
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:31,540
Oh, hey, you can
send your message.

589
00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:35,414
I have decided to continue
my time here on the Cerritos

590
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,806
to study your chaotic ways.

591
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,634
[chuckles]
Happy to have you, pal.

592
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,419
[gasps] Wait, are we hugging?

593
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,463
Let me in the booth!

594
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,030
- I allowed a single embrace.
- Aw, man.

595
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,249
You guys got to warn me.
I missed it.

596
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:46,599
Ooh, maybe all three of us

597
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:47,904
could go to the pottery shop
and throw some clay?

598
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,732
I have no interest
in that activity.

599
00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:50,820
TENDI: What do you
like to do? Please tell me.

600
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,214
Please, I'll do anything!

601
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,521
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org

602
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,054
[man imitates weapon noises]

603
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,797
Chirp.