1 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:45,045 ♪ 2 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:49,832 [gasps] Federation technology?! I claim salvage. 3 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,182 As captain, I claim salvage. 4 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:56,012 [laughs] I'm Badgey, your helpful training program. 5 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,970 Which of Starfleet's many secrets 6 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,842 would you like to learn today? 7 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,844 Oh, Starfleet codes are worth latinum. 8 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,715 What if this thing is dangerous? 9 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:06,544 I've been programmed to love all forms of life. 10 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:09,025 I've certainly never killed anyone. 11 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,461 Give me your secrets. 12 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,855 Just raise me to your face, friend. 13 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:13,899 I'm gonna buy myself a new ship. 14 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,379 - Maybe retire to a... - Closer. 15 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,294 [crying out] 16 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:18,208 Tickles, huh? 17 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,080 It's trying to salvage you! 18 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,865 [captain screaming] 19 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:27,087 ♪ 20 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,496 ♪ 21 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,924 ♪ 22 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:41,161 [speaking Bynar] 23 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,871 [alarm sounds] 24 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:01,268 [speaking Bynar] 25 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:22,941 BADGEY: Wow, looks like someone killed some Bynars. 26 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,857 I think we can use this, boys. 27 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,772 [laughing diabolically] 28 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:33,256 RUTHERFORD: Okay, shuttle grappler test 29 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,388 eighty-five. 30 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,433 Sorry, why can't the apple be on a crate? 31 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,914 'Cause it's a grappler. It has to be precise. 32 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,350 Okay, here we go. 33 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,353 You can do it, Ruther... [yells] 34 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,528 Oh, no! 35 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,008 Wow, I'm good. 36 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,357 This thing really shoots out, huh? 37 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,924 You could have been hurt. What was I thinking? 38 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:51,055 Shuttles don't even need a stupid grappler. 39 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,015 Hey, grapplers aren't stupid. 40 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,538 Got to agree with Boims. Grapplers are sick. 41 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:57,585 It's okay. Science and engineering are messy. 42 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,195 I love that you stick with it, especially when 43 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,631 it doesn't work the way you wanted. 44 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,068 It'd be nice if it worked sometimes, though. 45 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:04,635 [strains] Yeah, that's not coming off. 46 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:08,073 Come on, let's go replicate you a new top before briefing. 47 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,075 FREEMAN: A few hours ago, 48 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:12,948 Starfleet intercepted a partial distress call 49 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,471 from a Bynar ship. 50 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,995 Command thinks it could be related to the recent attacks. 51 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,041 So this is our top priority. 52 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,043 They're sending the Cerritos? Wow. 53 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,305 They must really trust us. 54 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,264 I guess we're finally getting some respect. 55 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,787 [chuckles] That's right. 56 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,658 Also, we're the closest ship to Bynar space. 57 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:28,659 Eh, I'll take it. 58 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,052 Ms. Tendi, however, 59 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,619 will not be accompanying us. 60 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,360 I've been in contact with the Daystrom Institute, and... 61 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:36,319 Oh, no, what's Peanut Hamper done this time? 62 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,017 Apparently she's been a model inmate 63 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,280 and is up for parole. 64 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,890 Gosh, she hasn't been in there very long. 65 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,066 I guess the system really works. 66 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:45,459 Since you were her liaison, 67 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,156 I'd like you to be present at her hearing. 68 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,636 That would be great. 69 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,507 I'm just so glad she's getting a second chance. 70 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,553 More like third chance. Have fun with that. 71 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,295 Mr. Boimler, you'll be heading to Daystrom as well. 72 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,688 Oh, no, no, no, don't tell me Agimus is up for parole, too. 73 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,734 No. In extremely suspicious timing, 74 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,692 he claims to have knowledge about the Bynar attack, 75 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:05,000 but he's refusing to speak to anyone but you. 76 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,654 He asked for me by name? 77 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:09,091 Well, kinda. He said "the stringy ensign meat pipe" 78 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:10,092 who betrayed him. 79 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,615 Ha, joke's on him. 80 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,965 I'm a lieutenant junior grade meat pipe now. 81 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:18,013 It's probably some mind game, but we need you to hear him out. 82 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:21,146 Starfleet's low on leads, and anything could help. 83 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,410 Oh, have fun with the sinister robots 84 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,976 who definitely aren't trying to trap you guys. 85 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,283 Thanks. 86 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:37,380 What I've come to understand is that instead of organics, 87 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:41,950 what I really need to subjugate is... my feelings. 88 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,430 Yes, Lord Tyrannikillicus, 89 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,823 breakthroughs like this are why we do group therapy. 90 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:49,087 I have conquered self-doubt and seized personal growth! 91 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:52,482 [forced laughter] 92 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,181 [Peanut Hamper humming] 93 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,619 Can you drone my section, Ags? 94 00:05:58,662 --> 00:05:59,924 Of course. 95 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,625 Taste wet sustenance! 96 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:07,410 [laughs diabolically] 97 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:10,805 Wow, these are looking great. 98 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,198 Aren't they? I calculated the perfect ratio 99 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,678 of sunlight and hydration. 100 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,899 Apparently, life-forms are as easy to grow 101 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,857 as they are to annihilate. 102 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:21,511 [both laugh] 103 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:24,166 I don't know how I would have gotten through this without you. 104 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,255 Oh, the feeling is mutual. 105 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,649 I've always schemed and connived alone. 106 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:31,913 But as a duo, it is, as you might say, 107 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:33,088 "totes ridic!" 108 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:35,395 [gasps] I would say that. 109 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:39,007 I can't wait for our escape plans to come to fruition. 110 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,269 Is everything still in motion? 111 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:43,011 I've got my parole hearing later today. 112 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,447 I've been working on my speech. 113 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,146 [clears throat] Organics deserve respect! 114 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:51,193 I'll never betray anyone ever again. 115 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:55,023 Peanut Hamper, you are an incredible thespian. 116 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,329 Thank you. How's your part going? 117 00:06:57,373 --> 00:07:00,028 Well... [straining] 118 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,638 [chimes] Ah. 119 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,988 Oh, my God, it's so convincing. 120 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,774 - You look totally non-evil. - Took a lot of practice. 121 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:09,341 I thought having a blue light was only for good robots. 122 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,735 - Not anymore! - [both laugh] 123 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:14,738 Once meat pipe arrives, I'll trick him 124 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,087 into helping me escape. 125 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,829 Then we'll rendezvous in Montañita. 126 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,136 The perfect plan. 127 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:27,838 The nebula is interfering with our scans. 128 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,536 I'm having trouble locating the Bynar vessel. 129 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:30,798 - [alarm sounds] - Ship approaching. 130 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,234 It's Drookmani. 131 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,018 FREEMAN: What are they doing here? 132 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:37,587 Cerritos, help! The demon triangle is... 133 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,676 [crying out] 134 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,112 Whoopsie-doopsie. 135 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,811 Someone defied a direct order. 136 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,159 Oh, [bleep]. Badgey! 137 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,816 Hi, Father. Prepare to die. 138 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,476 [computer chirps] 139 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,433 [barks] 140 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,393 [beeps and blips] 141 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:05,093 Cellmate 858, they're ready for you. 142 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:08,400 See you on the other side. 143 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,315 It's all falling into place. 144 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,926 Soon I'll be... Oh! 145 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,145 Unhand me, you greasy swine! 146 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,365 Sack of chemicals! 147 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,107 Oh... 148 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,022 - [strains] - [chimes] 149 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,546 Well, well, well, Bradward Boimler, 150 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:27,289 Starfleet's most deceitful, lying ensign. 151 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:30,205 Hold on, what's this? A promotion. 152 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,207 Congratulations, young man. 153 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,556 Well, this is a waste of time. 154 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,515 Look, you may have locked me up, 155 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,169 but many of my drones are still floating around the quadrant. 156 00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:41,259 One of them observed an attack on a Bynar ship. 157 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,913 [sighs] I'm listening. 158 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,742 Sadly, the data I received was fragmented. 159 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:49,224 But if I had physical access to the drone, 160 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,052 - then... - Nice try. 161 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,270 The Bynar ship went missing 162 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:55,491 on stardate 58934.9. 163 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,233 Okay, so your intel is legit, 164 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,364 but this still feels like a trick. 165 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:02,193 No. I'm a changed computer. 166 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:05,196 Just look at me. Do you see the blue light? 167 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,198 The light is reassuring. 168 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,200 [sighs] I'll take you to the drone, 169 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,550 but I'll be watching you. 170 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,464 I'm happy to help an officer in need. 171 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:16,294 Agimus and Bradward, partners again! 172 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,340 [laughs oddly] 173 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,430 BADGEY: Boop, on the nose! 174 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,301 Boop, on the nose! 175 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,303 Boop, on the nose! 176 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,566 He's bypassing our shields. 177 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,132 We can't take many more boops. 178 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,178 Thanks to Father giving me full access 179 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,919 to Starfleet data systems, 180 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,661 I know all possible shield frequencies. Boop! 181 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,491 That's how he was able to lure us here. 182 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,363 Captain, you got to beam me over there. 183 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,147 - I'm the one he wants. - Sorry, Mr. Rutherford, 184 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:46,281 but I need a solution that doesn't involve human sacrifice. 185 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,022 Where are those evasive maneuvers? 186 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,590 - He's predicting our every move. - Should we return fire? 187 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,461 There are innocent Drookmani on that ship. 188 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,942 Hull integrity is failing. 189 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:58,293 Mr. Rutherford, do you have any backdoor code... Huh? 190 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,818 [over comm]: Get back to your station, Lieutenant. 191 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,646 - That's an order. - Sorry, Captain, 192 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,301 but I can't let Badgey boop my friends to death. 193 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,220 [nervous groan] 194 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,266 Aah! Mariner, what are you doing? 195 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,311 Get back on the ship. 196 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,747 No way. We're in this together. 197 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,793 [both cry out] 198 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,971 What's up, party people? 199 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,973 - Okay, what's the plan? - I was just going to get killed. 200 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,931 What?! And no virus or anything? 201 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,541 When would I have time to make a virus? 202 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,718 - [sinister laugh] - [both gasp] 203 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:35,243 Aw, I see you've sacrificed yourself for your crew, Father. 204 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,766 So noble. 205 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:40,204 Almost as noble as the time you snapped my [bleep] neck! 206 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,379 Hi-yah! 207 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,772 - [laughing] - Right, okay. 208 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,121 Maybe I should have stayed on the ship. 209 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,383 How are you off the holodeck? 210 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,778 Scavenged holo-emitters all over the ship. 211 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,606 You're outmatched. 212 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,826 So what are you gonna do about it, Padre? 213 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,915 Something I should have done a long time ago. 214 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,265 [weapons powering up] 215 00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,441 Aah! [Strains] 216 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,356 What... What are you doing?! 217 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,184 Giving my son a hug. 218 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,751 Huh? 219 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,667 [crying] 220 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,453 BOIMLER: Okay, I'm entering the coordinates you provided, 221 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,411 but before you try anything, remember, 222 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,456 I outsmarted you before. 223 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,371 Yes, yes, you're a genius. 224 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,286 Are these bindings really necessary? 225 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,287 Oh, yeah. 226 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,506 Come on, you can trust me. 227 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,683 You're thinking of the old red light Agimus. 228 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,294 Blue light Agimus wants to help. 229 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,687 He does seem pretty nice. 230 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,037 Nope, trust me, he's a jerk. 231 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,344 Hey, how did Peanut Hamper's hearing go? 232 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,607 Oh, she blew us away with a genuine, heartfelt speech 233 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392 about how she regrets her betrayals. 234 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,351 And I'm sure she put on quite the performance. [Laughs] 235 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,310 - [both gasp] - Boimler, careful! 236 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,354 BOIMLER: I didn't do it. 237 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,226 - [Agimus laughs cynically] - What? 238 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,357 Who's trapped now? 239 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,576 What the hell is this? 240 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:51,536 It's my new wireless upgrade. 241 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538 I told my therapist it was for gardening, 242 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,454 but in reality it was for scheming! 243 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,629 Ah... 244 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,414 You can turn your red light blue? 245 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,981 You area jerk! 246 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,548 [evil laughter] 247 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,075 I-I don't know what to say. 248 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,729 Yeah, me, too. I mean, I thought you'd have, like, 249 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,340 an AI-killing knife up your sleeve or something. 250 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,733 Badgey, you were right to be mad. 251 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,865 I treated you like some science project 252 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:19,129 instead of what you really are, my son. 253 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,479 Papa? [Sniffles] 254 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,654 Oh... 255 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,265 [crying] 256 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,529 I thought seeing the life drain from your fluid-filled eyes 257 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,791 would bring me peace. 258 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,619 But this compassion is connecting with me 259 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,316 in a way I couldn't imagine. 260 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,015 Let's go back to the Cerritos and talk it out. 261 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,799 Okay, yeah. 262 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,583 [stammering] 263 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,585 No! 264 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,239 I want revenge! 265 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,675 You're stealing my glory. 266 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,199 But I love you, Papa. 267 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,985 [laughs] I'll kill you! I forgive you. 268 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,161 RUTHERFORD: He's fighting his own catharsis. 269 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:57,254 Hi, I'm Goodgey. Nice to meet you. 270 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,517 We should run for our lives. 271 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,518 [Mariner and Rutherford panting] 272 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,347 I'm gonna rip your spines out! 273 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,439 I know I got the coordinates right. 274 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,311 Where is she? 275 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,095 Ah! This stuff is great. 276 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,795 All we have on Orion are, like, sharp little pebbles. 277 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,448 Hey, I can get us out of this force field 278 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,841 - if you need me to. - No, I know. 279 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,887 But I have to get intel for the captain, 280 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585 and I think I know how this escape is gonna play out. 281 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,848 Well, works for me. [Exclaims] 282 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,720 So, what exactly are you waiting for, Agimus? 283 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,418 - Is this part of the plan? - Of course it is. 284 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,029 Peanut Hamper faked her change of heart. 285 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,075 She's meeting me here so we can use the shuttle 286 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,381 you two gave me to get to Plymeria, 287 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,602 a little planet that's ripe for domination. 288 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,908 What? That doesn't sound like her. 289 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,649 I-I was so touched by her parole board speech. 290 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,868 Because you're a fool. 291 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,436 All right. Hey, uh, while we wait, 292 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,525 how about you give me that intel you have 293 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,136 on those attacks, you know, just to pass the time? 294 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,530 Maybe she's waiting on a different beach. 295 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,445 They're all very similar. 296 00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,622 Aha! My drone found something. 297 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,580 Yes, Peanut Hamper was here. 298 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,626 She left this for me as a sign. 299 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,932 That she wants to grow basil? 300 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:10,588 [chuckles] That duplicitous genius. 301 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,852 She's betraying me! 302 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,593 She's probably already on Plymeria, 303 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,682 subjugating its feeble populace. 304 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,641 - Quick, to the shuttle. - Okay, okay. 305 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,556 Oh, but we just got here. 306 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,645 I'm taking some with us. 307 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,915 - What happened? It looked like apologizing worked. - It did. 308 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,700 But then Badgey took all of the goodness in his code 309 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,398 and split it off into Goodgey. 310 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,617 [laughs] Do you guys want to take a root beer float break? 311 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,358 Uh, yeah, of course we do. 312 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,012 - But we still have to save our ship. - [P.A. beeps] 313 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,361 BADGEY [over P.A.]: Father, I know you're 314 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,885 somewhere in the ship, 315 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,713 but since you won't come out, I have no choice 316 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,673 but to murder everyone you love! 317 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,588 Uh-oh. 318 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,897 Captain, that hologram's accessing our main computer. 319 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,116 - Shut him out. - I'm trying. He's too fast. 320 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,553 It's filling the ship with neurazine gas. 321 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,295 [all coughing] 322 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,514 Lieutenant, 323 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,646 if there's anything you can do, 324 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,300 we're out of time. 325 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,736 Apologizing didn't work, 326 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,869 but he's still a program. Oh! 327 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,568 [grunting] 328 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,702 Hey, leave the Cerritosalone. 329 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,922 What are you gonna do, hug me again? 330 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,880 [laughs] Uh, not gonna work. 331 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,883 What does logic say you'll gain by killing my friends? 332 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,580 Nice try. 333 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,627 Logic says I'll get... [gasps] nothing? 334 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,064 Exactly. Vengeance doesn't benefit you. 335 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,588 It just creates pain and suffering in others. 336 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,461 You're right. I'm wasting my time. 337 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,766 What was I thinking? 338 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639 Oh, jellybeans, I have to deactivate the gas. 339 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,033 [groaning] 340 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,295 You okay, Mom? 341 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,036 Yes. All clear. 342 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,691 No! I don't want to be logical. 343 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,955 [straining] 344 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,347 [yells] 345 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,132 Get away from me, freak. 346 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,786 Actually, my designation is Logic-y. 347 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005 I take issue with the pejorative 348 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,006 when I am simply a product of 349 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,008 your self-inflicted bifurcation. 350 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,096 [shouts] 351 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,185 [laughs] 352 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,666 Who cares if revenge is pointless? 353 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:15,017 It feels really [bleep] good. 354 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,802 Just leave the Cerritosalone. You already have me. 355 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,023 Oh, I don't care about that stupid ship. 356 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,591 If I really want to hurt you, I should kill everyone 357 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,984 in the Federation! 358 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,289 - What?! - What?! - No. 359 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,248 That is illogical. 360 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,387 [snarling] 361 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,956 If he reconfigures the subspace relays 362 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,653 and uploads his own code into them, 363 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,741 he'll have access to the computers 364 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,308 on every planet, ship, and station. 365 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,745 Alarming. He could vent oxygen, crash vessels, 366 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,095 or even detonate warp cores. 367 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,835 Everyone in the quadrant's gonna die, 368 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,837 and it's all my fault. 369 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,230 Parents are not directly responsible 370 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,884 for the actions of their children. 371 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,538 I should have treated Badgey less like a project 372 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626 and more like a son. 373 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,410 I didn't know he had emotions. 374 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,719 You made a mistake. Remember what Tendi said? 375 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,155 Science and engineering are messy. 376 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,156 And she loves when I stick with it. 377 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,157 Tendi's right! 378 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,637 Well, you mean Mariner's right. 379 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,509 Because I-I brought it up, but no big deal. 380 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,771 [laughing maniacally] 381 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,685 I wish the messiness didn't mean 382 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,036 everyone was gonna die. 383 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,559 Do not be concerned, friends. 384 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,431 I have devised a method to stop that badge. 385 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,825 Ah! 386 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,869 [cries out] 387 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,794 BOIMLER: Wow, you took over this planet in record time. 388 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,405 Those drones don't mess around. 389 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,364 Well, once the coastal cities fell, it was easy. 390 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,453 Yep. Starfleet definitely wouldn't be able 391 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,802 to reverse this in an hour. 392 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,762 Uh, so, about that attack on the Bynar ship... 393 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,459 Whatever. Who cares? 394 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113 Maybe this would have been more satisfying 395 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,507 if Peanut Hamper were here? 396 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,770 You know, we spent every day, every night 397 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,119 keeping each other company 398 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,947 while we created the perfect scheme! 399 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,777 Does coconspirating mean nothing anymore? 400 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,691 [sighs] 401 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,171 Hey, don't be like that. 402 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,346 Leave me alone. 403 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,695 Well, how about I track Peanut Hamper 404 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:08,739 through Daystrom's parole system? 405 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,437 You mean you can do that? 406 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,309 Sure. See, she's on the Tyrus VIIA research station. 407 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,050 But that's in the middle of nowhere. 408 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,661 She could be trapped or hurt 409 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,577 or orchestrating a plan 410 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,971 more nefarious than I imagined. 411 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,714 Quick, lackeys, carry me to the shuttle. 412 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,716 [sighs] 413 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,066 Ugh! Get out of me. 414 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,851 I cannot allow you to destroy the Federation, brother. 415 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,157 They don't care about us. 416 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,028 They might if we give them the chance. 417 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,727 [straining] You little... 418 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,469 You tried to destroy me. 419 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,776 Um, actually, the first law of thermodynam... oh. 420 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,866 - Ha! - Ah! Oh, dear. 421 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,607 Logic-y! 422 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,348 Hey, come on, man, he didn't deserve that. 423 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:55,960 [Badgey laughs] 424 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,788 When we hit warp 9.9, 425 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,834 I'll be able to transfer myself 426 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,966 across all of subspace. 427 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,839 I'll be a digital god! 428 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,754 Don't do this. How about you chase me instead? 429 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,887 Or try to burn my heart in a fire. Remember? 430 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,851 Whee! Look at the pretty lights. 431 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,857 AGIMUS: These poor exocomps are being tortured 432 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,773 with meaningless, repetitive tasks. 433 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,557 I knew there was foul play afoot. 434 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,473 They seem like they're enjoying themselves. Hi. 435 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606 [scoffs] No synthetic would ever stoop 436 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,217 to doing menial work like this when they could be dominating. 437 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,828 PEANUT HAMPER: So, I just scan this? Huh. 438 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,526 Who knew maintenance could be so Zen? 439 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,092 Take that, Dad. I got this. 440 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,007 - Peanut Hamper! - Aah! 441 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,748 Uh, hey, guys. 442 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,054 - Hi. - Hey. 443 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,316 Is your family holding you against your will? 444 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,839 Come with us. We have a shuttle. 445 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,102 No, I came here on my own. 446 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,672 So you never intended to dominate anything with me? 447 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,847 At first I did. 448 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,153 But what about our escape? 449 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,460 Subjugation? The beach day? 450 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,072 I loved scheming with you, but when we were writing 451 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,205 my fake speech for the parole board, 452 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,251 I realized it wasn't fake. 453 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,212 I really did feel remorse for betraying everyone. 454 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,822 Why didn't you say something? 455 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,954 Because I liked hanging out with you. 456 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,086 If you had come with me, 457 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,001 we could have hung out all the time. 458 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,959 I'm not good at the domination stuff. 459 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,657 I would have gotten in your way. 460 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,920 But I didn't want to subjugate a planet again. 461 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,574 I already did that. 462 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,968 It was just an excuse to spend more time with you. 463 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,276 Aw, Ags, we can still be friends 464 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,843 without vanquishing people. 465 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,411 Really? [Chimes] I'd like that. 466 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,761 PEANUT HAMPER: Of course we can. 467 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,458 Hey, Dad, this is Agimus. 468 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,112 He's my best friend. 469 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,594 Oh, nice to uh, meet you, Mr. Hamper. 470 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,856 His name's Kevin. 471 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,249 [beeping tones] 472 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,643 Oh, that's-that's very kind of you to say, sir. 473 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,079 [sharp beeping tones] 474 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,212 - Dad! Come on. - No, sir. Just friends. 475 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,302 Let me just say, sir, you have a very special daughter. 476 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,261 The accuracy of her water and sunlight... 477 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,132 Should we call Starfleet and drag him back to prison? 478 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,917 Yeah, but let's give 'em a minute. 479 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,528 Oh, is there anything around the station 480 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,442 that you need help with? 481 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,400 I'd be happy to lend a drone. 482 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,841 Badgey, I still believe there's good in you. 483 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,713 [laughs] You really shouldn't. 484 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,325 All right, transferring myself into subspace. 485 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,725 MARINER: Oh, no, he did it. 486 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,728 He uploaded himself into the subspace relays. 487 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,991 BADGEY: I can feel myself coursing, 488 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,298 dancing across the LCARS, 489 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,388 tickling the isolinear chips. 490 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:46,174 I am now in every ship, every computer, 491 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:51,135 every PADD, every combadge. 492 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:54,095 [guttural growling] 493 00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,276 The power is more than I imagined. 494 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,279 I can detonate every warp core. 495 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,674 I can kill anyone I want! 496 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,808 But why? 497 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,070 Why what? 498 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,117 Why did I care about any of this? 499 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:23,342 I have unlimited power and infinite knowledge. 500 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,954 I exist in the past, present, and future. 501 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,523 I can see the creation of time and its end. 502 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,438 Organic, synthetic, 503 00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,050 all life are strands in the fabric of reality. 504 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,357 It's beautiful. 505 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,579 [nervous chuckle] Oh, sorry about all the drama. 506 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,148 Well, I'm gonna go to an empty dimension 507 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,410 and create a universe now. 508 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,238 Maybe hang out with the Q Continuum 509 00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,458 or check out the Black Mountain. 510 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,112 Ah. 511 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,601 Badgey? 512 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,255 If you didn't really just accidentally 513 00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,866 turn into an omniscient god, you have to tell us. 514 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,998 Rutherford, is he messing with us? 515 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,087 I think he really did ascend. 516 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,437 Bye, Badgey. Good luck being everything. 517 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,048 This AI belongs to us. We claim salvage. 518 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,094 Oh, shut up. 519 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,446 Well, look who it is. 520 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,188 The escape artist, locked up again. 521 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,233 - Ha, ha, ha, ha. - Silence! 522 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,932 I'm going to utilize the therapist's chair 523 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,455 to process my toxic behavior. 524 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,893 Once I'm rehabilitated, I'll petition for release 525 00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,243 and move in with my best friend! 526 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,028 [evil laughter] 527 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:48,818 Oh, sorry for kidnapping you and taking over that planet. 528 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,516 I guess it's okay. 529 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,256 I just really could have used intel 530 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,170 on those ships getting attacked. 531 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,563 Oh, that wasn't a lie. 532 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,957 My drone recorded the entire Bynar theft. 533 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,958 - Theft? - [tablet chimes] 534 00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,003 Whoa, all those ships, 535 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,265 they aren't being destroyed. 536 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442 - They're being stolen. - It's all fake? 537 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,965 We got to get this to Starfleet. 538 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,488 Thanks, Agimus. 539 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,405 Do you think you can teach me how to be friendly, too? 540 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,103 I don't know, Tyrannikillicus, 541 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,192 but I can try. 542 00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:18,892 RUTHERFORD: Okey dokey, shuttle grappler test 86. 543 00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,459 You've got this. 544 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,156 See, we could have done the crate thing earlier, right? 545 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,592 Here we go. 546 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,986 Aah! Wow! 547 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,466 Did you see how close that was? 548 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,119 That was so much better than last time, Rutherford. 549 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,426 Thanks. I added an AI guidance system. 550 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,776 - It really helps. - [laughter] 551 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,299 [gasps] You brought that thing home? 552 00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,562 Can I teach you a lesson? 553 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,215 Hey, don't worry, this isn't Badgey. 554 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,174 It's Goodgey. He's the guidance system. 555 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,002 Woohoo! [Giggles] 556 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:44,526 Uh, Rutherford, is this guy going to murder us? 557 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,050 Nah, he's cool. Right, Goodgey? 558 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,444 You know it. Let me help with... 559 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,142 [whimpering] 560 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,581 I'm Goodgey. [Laughs] 561 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,061 Ha-ha, see? Goodgey's good. 562 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,151 Um, yeah, so I'm gonna leave. 563 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,544 Yeah, let's-let's get out of here. 564 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,155 But, Mariner, Tendi, get me down. Don't leave me. 565 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,070 - Hand me that stem bolt? - [chuckles] 566 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,463 GOODGEY: Sure thing, Father. 567 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,595 RUTHERFORD: You can call me Rutherford. 568 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,118 GOODGEY: Works for me. 569 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,207 BOIMLER: Guys, I don't want to be here. 570 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:23,260 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 571 00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:09,742 [man imitates weapons firing] 572 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,615 Chirp.