1 00:00:02,327 --> 00:00:03,633 ♪ 2 00:00:23,479 --> 00:00:25,481 ♪ 3 00:00:30,355 --> 00:00:32,052 MALE: I'm gonna get 4 00:00:32,096 --> 00:00:35,404 a big tattoo of a rusty chain that goes from my leg 5 00:00:35,447 --> 00:00:37,493 -and wraps around up my neck. -Ugh. 6 00:00:37,536 --> 00:00:39,582 You can't just get a tattoo of a chain. 7 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,193 -You've got to earn it. -I will when I take over a ship. 8 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:45,153 -[all laugh] -Come on, Risik. 9 00:00:45,196 --> 00:00:47,503 We deliver fuel and supplies to real pirates. 10 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:49,157 We're, like, pirate adjacent. 11 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,810 Right now I'm just a plunder sorter, 12 00:00:50,854 --> 00:00:52,856 but I'm capable of way more. 13 00:00:52,899 --> 00:00:55,598 Sure you are. Trash barrel. 14 00:00:55,641 --> 00:00:56,947 Hey, did you guys see that Maleer got 15 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,471 big pieces of metal attached to her head? 16 00:00:59,515 --> 00:01:01,517 -No way. -They look awesome. 17 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,562 She shaved off her hair and now she has these, like, 18 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:04,867 gnarly bolts sticking out. 19 00:01:04,911 --> 00:01:06,957 Whoa! Maybe I'll get some of those, too. 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,090 How about you get an original idea for once? 21 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,179 I'm stealing. Pirates steal. 22 00:01:11,222 --> 00:01:13,572 Uh, I think that makes you more of an Orion plagiarist. 23 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:16,271 -[laughing] -[alarm blaring] -Huh? 24 00:01:24,975 --> 00:01:26,890 Hailing frequency's open, Captain. 25 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:29,110 Small vessel, power down your engines 26 00:01:29,153 --> 00:01:31,112 and we will board you without violence. 27 00:01:31,155 --> 00:01:33,375 FEMALE: [scoffs] We have dilithium to deliver. 28 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:35,464 -This will put us behind. -Oh, hush, Z'oto. 29 00:01:35,506 --> 00:01:38,554 Let's have some fun for once. They're right there. 30 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:39,729 ORION WOMAN: Captain, the vessel's speed 31 00:01:39,772 --> 00:01:41,122 -is decreasing. -CAPTAIN: See? 32 00:01:41,165 --> 00:01:42,688 This'll be a quick pillage. 33 00:01:45,822 --> 00:01:47,867 -They're powering weapons! -Raise shields. 34 00:01:47,911 --> 00:01:49,217 Power relays are failing! 35 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:51,219 -Get them back online. -Trying to reroute power. 36 00:01:51,262 --> 00:01:53,308 How did they access our system? 37 00:01:55,005 --> 00:01:56,659 [all screaming] 38 00:02:00,228 --> 00:02:02,230 ♪ 39 00:02:31,215 --> 00:02:33,174 ♪ 40 00:03:01,289 --> 00:03:03,508 ♪ 41 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,734 TENDI: And... 42 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:14,040 done! [chuckles] All the diseases blocked by 43 00:03:14,084 --> 00:03:16,042 the transporter biofilter after last week's shore leave 44 00:03:16,086 --> 00:03:17,522 have been cataloged. 45 00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:20,656 Next up is... nothing? 46 00:03:20,699 --> 00:03:21,570 That can't be right. 47 00:03:21,612 --> 00:03:22,788 There's always something to do. 48 00:03:22,832 --> 00:03:23,789 Well, one of the great things 49 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:25,356 about being a lieutenant JG 50 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,663 is it's actually possible to finish your work. 51 00:03:27,706 --> 00:03:29,665 We should do something fun! 52 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:32,362 Celebrating a lack of purpose is illogical. 53 00:03:32,407 --> 00:03:33,799 Hey, Ma. What up? 54 00:03:33,843 --> 00:03:36,715 I have exciting news for Lieutenant Tendi. 55 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:39,849 You've been granted leave to visit your family on Orion, 56 00:03:39,892 --> 00:03:41,372 effective immediately. 57 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:44,070 Oh. Wow. My family. 58 00:03:44,114 --> 00:03:46,682 Apparently, your sister is getting married. 59 00:03:46,725 --> 00:03:49,728 -Congratulations. -Wait, wedding, sister, parents? 60 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:51,252 Tendi, I-I'm sorry, I'm freaking out-- 61 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:52,905 this is more backstory than I have ever been able 62 00:03:52,949 --> 00:03:54,733 -to get out of you. -Oh, that's okay, 63 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,387 Captain Freeman. I don't need to go. I mean, 64 00:03:56,431 --> 00:03:57,823 there's so much work to catch up on. 65 00:03:57,867 --> 00:03:59,956 -[laughs weakly] -Starfleet is eager 66 00:03:59,999 --> 00:04:01,566 to demonstrate goodwill 67 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:04,265 after the recent disappearance of an Orion ship. 68 00:04:04,308 --> 00:04:06,615 Oh, right. If it's to help Starfleet, 69 00:04:06,658 --> 00:04:08,312 I-I guess I could go. 70 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:09,835 Thank you, Lieutenant. 71 00:04:09,879 --> 00:04:11,620 [door whooshes open, shut] 72 00:04:11,663 --> 00:04:13,622 -[sighs] -Hey, you okay, D? 73 00:04:13,665 --> 00:04:17,016 Yeah, I-I just haven't been home in so long. 74 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:18,713 Plus, they want me to be in the ceremony, 75 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,759 which means writing a speech. 76 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,587 Oh, and of course they'll want photos of all of us 77 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:24,154 in our belly dancer outfits. 78 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:27,418 Hmm. It is rare for outsiders to observe Orion rituals. 79 00:04:27,462 --> 00:04:29,072 May I accompany you on this mission? 80 00:04:29,115 --> 00:04:30,943 The High Council would find my report enlightening. 81 00:04:30,987 --> 00:04:33,032 What? No! I mean, uh, 82 00:04:33,076 --> 00:04:35,687 it's going to be super unenlightening, actually. 83 00:04:35,731 --> 00:04:37,167 Come on, dude, T'Lyn's right. I mean, 84 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,343 nobody knows anything about your culture. 85 00:04:39,387 --> 00:04:40,605 I have put my foot in my mouth enough 86 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:42,085 when it comes to Orion stuff. 87 00:04:42,128 --> 00:04:43,565 We want to learn about the real you. 88 00:04:43,608 --> 00:04:44,740 But the real me is just gonna be doing 89 00:04:44,783 --> 00:04:46,350 a bunch of boring traditions. 90 00:04:46,394 --> 00:04:47,917 Sounds awesome. Plus, I'm sorry, I just... 91 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,745 I have to get away from Boims and Rutherford. 92 00:04:49,788 --> 00:04:50,963 Ever since they moved in together, they're, like, 93 00:04:51,007 --> 00:04:52,400 finishing each other's sentences. 94 00:04:52,443 --> 00:04:54,706 Their emotional closeness is unpleasant. 95 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,447 -[sighs] I don't know. -Please. 96 00:04:56,491 --> 00:04:58,754 Let me support my number one Orion amiga. 97 00:04:58,797 --> 00:05:00,756 Okay, sure. Why not? 98 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:02,192 Maybe it'll be good for you guys to see 99 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,628 what my homeworld is actually like. 100 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:06,152 Hell yeah. Triple threat girls' trip. 101 00:05:06,196 --> 00:05:08,372 I hope we will be allowed to view their aquifers. 102 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:11,723 MARINER: [chuckles] Ooh, okay. T'Lyn getting rowdy. 103 00:05:14,987 --> 00:05:17,599 Ooh, love the new bedspread, roomie. 104 00:05:17,642 --> 00:05:19,601 -Andorian linen? -You know it, roomie. 105 00:05:19,644 --> 00:05:21,342 -So breathable. -So breathable. 106 00:05:21,385 --> 00:05:23,039 It's like grandmama Boimler used to say: 107 00:05:23,082 --> 00:05:25,781 "A cool duvet keeps the raisin rats away." 108 00:05:25,824 --> 00:05:27,173 Speaking of sleep, is there anything 109 00:05:27,217 --> 00:05:28,436 I can do to improve yours? 110 00:05:28,478 --> 00:05:29,741 I know sometimes I shift around 111 00:05:29,785 --> 00:05:31,482 when I'm engineering in my dreams. 112 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:32,701 Your squirming is so gentle. 113 00:05:32,744 --> 00:05:34,833 It actually lulls me to sleep faster. 114 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,836 Aw, roomie, your presence comforts me, too. 115 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,751 I'm so glad we ended up bunking together. 116 00:05:39,795 --> 00:05:42,493 -Nothing can stop Brutherford! -Brutherford! 117 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:43,973 [both laugh] 118 00:05:44,016 --> 00:05:45,453 -Ah. -Oh... 119 00:05:45,496 --> 00:05:46,932 Whoopsie-doopsie. 120 00:05:46,976 --> 00:05:49,500 I was just gonna give our bonsai here a little spritz. 121 00:05:49,544 --> 00:05:51,241 Uh, I was, too. Lil Boney loves 122 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,808 a little watery hug in the morning. 123 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,636 I've got an algorithm which tells me exactly 124 00:05:54,679 --> 00:05:56,855 how many ounces Lil Boney needs for optimal health. 125 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,509 Uh, yeah, but I've got a green thumb 126 00:05:58,553 --> 00:06:00,381 from growing up on a vineyard. You can't trust 127 00:06:00,424 --> 00:06:01,947 an algorithm for everything, right? 128 00:06:01,991 --> 00:06:02,948 -Give me the mister. -Nope. 129 00:06:02,992 --> 00:06:04,515 -Give it to me. -No! 130 00:06:04,559 --> 00:06:07,213 -Give it to me! [grunting] -I said no, Mr. Rutherford! 131 00:06:28,365 --> 00:06:30,062 Oh, I'm sorry. What? 132 00:06:30,106 --> 00:06:33,849 You grew up in a castle, like friggin' Billups? 133 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:35,503 Just a regular old Orion upbringing. 134 00:06:35,546 --> 00:06:37,200 -No fancy stuff. -Halt! 135 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:39,071 -Hiyah! -[grunting] 136 00:06:39,115 --> 00:06:40,899 [grunts] Get in the shuttle. 137 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,074 I'll hold them off while you guys get airborne. 138 00:06:43,511 --> 00:06:46,252 Greetings, Mistress. May we take your bags? 139 00:06:46,296 --> 00:06:48,124 Hi, Syraa. Yes, please. 140 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:51,257 Ooh, I am sorry about that. 141 00:06:51,301 --> 00:06:52,520 Uh, I think we can skip the sedan, if that's-- 142 00:06:52,563 --> 00:06:53,912 Whoop! [weak chuckle] 143 00:06:55,523 --> 00:06:58,482 All right, we're getting lugged by the big boys. 144 00:06:58,526 --> 00:07:00,484 -Tendi, I'm sorry, are you loaded? -Oh, no. 145 00:07:00,528 --> 00:07:03,139 We're barely the fifth-largest family in the Syndicate. 146 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:04,532 Orions downplay their wealth 147 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:06,838 while simultaneously making a spectacle of it. 148 00:07:06,882 --> 00:07:08,318 [chuckles] I mean, you don't 149 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,189 have to put that in your report, do you? 150 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:11,713 Look, I am from a post-scarcity world, 151 00:07:11,756 --> 00:07:13,932 and this is still impressive. 152 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,238 Look at that big-ass gate! 153 00:07:15,281 --> 00:07:17,066 TENDI: Oh, n... I mean, it's not that big. 154 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:23,376 D'Vana, my light in the dark. Welcome home. 155 00:07:25,422 --> 00:07:27,511 Mwah. Mwah. 156 00:07:27,555 --> 00:07:29,513 Mariner, T'Lyn, meet my parents, 157 00:07:29,557 --> 00:07:32,429 the Warrior Queen Shona and B'Rt. 158 00:07:32,473 --> 00:07:35,040 So, you do have Starfleet friends. 159 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:38,043 I would say I've heard so much about you, but, well, 160 00:07:38,087 --> 00:07:40,045 Orions don't lie. 161 00:07:40,089 --> 00:07:42,352 -You don't? -No, we do all the time. 162 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,049 I can't stay silent any longer. 163 00:07:44,093 --> 00:07:46,312 D'Vana, D'Erika's been kidnapped. 164 00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:48,053 Oh, what? No way. 165 00:07:48,097 --> 00:07:50,491 Bridal kidnappings are an Orion rite of passage. 166 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:52,188 Hmm. Interesting. 167 00:07:52,231 --> 00:07:55,060 I'm sure the rival family will make their demands soon enough. 168 00:07:55,103 --> 00:07:58,020 [scoffs] Brides are only abducted after save-the-dates 169 00:07:58,063 --> 00:07:59,935 and before the invitations. 170 00:07:59,978 --> 00:08:01,545 This is far too late. 171 00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:03,242 Mom, you're overreacting. 172 00:08:03,286 --> 00:08:04,766 As prime daughter it's up to you 173 00:08:04,809 --> 00:08:06,332 to rescue your sister. 174 00:08:06,376 --> 00:08:07,769 What is a prime? 175 00:08:07,812 --> 00:08:09,814 I don't know, but it sounds cool as hell. 176 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:11,033 I concur. 177 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:13,209 You've turned your back on our traditions. 178 00:08:13,252 --> 00:08:15,167 Oh, so this wasn't an invitation. 179 00:08:15,211 --> 00:08:16,865 You just wanted me to rescue D'Erika. 180 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:20,390 Don't be dramatic. Of course it's nice to see you. 181 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,826 There's also a box of stuff 182 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:23,088 we want you to get out of the garage. 183 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:25,569 You have to save your sister. 184 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:27,049 Because you love her or because this wedding's 185 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:28,616 just an excuse to merge our house 186 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:30,008 with another Syndicate family? 187 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,183 Obviously both. 188 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:32,968 Ugh! Fine. 189 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:35,579 I knew we could count on you. 190 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:38,103 To the oil baths. 191 00:08:38,147 --> 00:08:39,801 Wow, everyone here really loves 192 00:08:39,844 --> 00:08:41,584 getting carried around on platters. 193 00:08:41,628 --> 00:08:43,325 Who's ready for a very standard, 194 00:08:43,368 --> 00:08:45,502 borderline boring Orion rescue mission? 195 00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:48,026 Let's do it. And then after, 196 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,159 maybe we do those oil baths I keep hearing about. 197 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,336 I've never asked you for anything! 198 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:55,512 I've never asked you for anything, too. 199 00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:56,905 Aah! 200 00:08:56,948 --> 00:08:58,384 [gasps] You misted me. 201 00:08:58,428 --> 00:09:00,386 It just went off in my hand. 202 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,214 Oh, we have the holodeck reserved. 203 00:09:02,258 --> 00:09:04,347 How about we go have some fun, and then after, 204 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:07,437 -maybe we'll get along better. -[grunts] 205 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,007 ♪ 206 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,617 [gasps] 207 00:09:13,661 --> 00:09:16,968 [Southern accent]: Oh, what in the Sam Hill are you a-wearing? 208 00:09:17,012 --> 00:09:19,057 I thought I was supposed to be Twain. 209 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,494 [Southern accent]: I say you are incorrect, sir. 210 00:09:21,538 --> 00:09:24,149 I believe we decided I would be Twain. 211 00:09:24,193 --> 00:09:26,935 Twin Twains? That dog won't hunt. 212 00:09:26,978 --> 00:09:28,327 Uh, Mr. Clemens? 213 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:30,286 -Mm-hmm. That's me. -No, I'm Twain. 214 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:32,984 Switch costumes, you ignominious pretender. 215 00:09:33,028 --> 00:09:35,117 You're more stubborn than a senate mule. 216 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,032 -Grits, grits, grits! -Tarnation! 217 00:09:37,075 --> 00:09:39,730 -Fancy pants, big-city lawyer. -I say you are incorrect, sir. 218 00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:45,344 I fail to understand why we must wear this attire 219 00:09:45,388 --> 00:09:47,346 when we are clearly not Orions. 220 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:49,174 The material is inefficient. 221 00:09:49,218 --> 00:09:50,872 I know the uniform is more comfortable, 222 00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:53,135 but Slit Throat has a dress code. [chuckles] 223 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:55,311 You know, got to respect that they didn't even pretend 224 00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:56,486 to add a pun in there. 225 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,096 It shows strength. I like it. 226 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,011 We're just gonna grab some info and be on our way. 227 00:10:00,055 --> 00:10:02,492 MARINER: Sure, but how the hell are we getting in there? 228 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,102 Oh... 229 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,452 -Let us in. -Get in line. Oh... 230 00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:07,976 Oh, Mistress of the Winter Constellations! 231 00:10:08,019 --> 00:10:10,282 Oh, I didn't realize! Please don't flay me. 232 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:13,111 Oh, h-he's just kidding. I would never flay. 233 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,287 I owe you an eternal debt of gratitude. 234 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:17,202 My grandchildren will sing of this day. 235 00:10:17,246 --> 00:10:19,378 -[dance music thumping] -Tendi. 236 00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:22,512 Shame on you for not bringing me here before now. 237 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,297 -♪ -[indistinct chatter] 238 00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:27,735 Are we gonna talk about how everyone's in awe of Tendi? 239 00:10:27,778 --> 00:10:30,085 She does command an unexpected gravitas 240 00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:31,652 for someone so excitable. 241 00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:36,700 It's on the house, Mistress. 242 00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:39,094 And that is from the Madame. 243 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,617 -[grunts] -Mariner! 244 00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:42,445 [grunting, groaning] All good. 245 00:10:42,488 --> 00:10:45,056 Ah, I love it, actually. All part of the ambience. 246 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,449 [chuckling] 247 00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:48,581 Here for payback, D'Vana? 248 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,453 I don't know what you're talking about, Madame G. 249 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:52,629 -I'm just here looking for my sister. -Ugh. 250 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:55,676 Bridal kidnappings are so gaudy. 251 00:10:55,719 --> 00:10:57,329 I thought the Tendis had class. 252 00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,592 I don't care what you think, just what you know. 253 00:10:59,636 --> 00:11:01,072 I've heard some whispers, 254 00:11:01,116 --> 00:11:02,857 but you'll have to earn them. 255 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,034 Oh, please, can we not? 256 00:11:09,472 --> 00:11:11,126 [sighs] 257 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,913 [hissing, snarling] 258 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:25,662 Oh, has Starfleet softened you? 259 00:11:27,359 --> 00:11:30,275 Ah. Yes. I love being soft. 260 00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:32,713 Tendi, how are you so good at the murder-bug drinking game? 261 00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:34,410 I don't know. It's my first time. 262 00:11:34,453 --> 00:11:35,585 Guess I'm just a natural. 263 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,848 [coughs] 264 00:11:37,892 --> 00:11:40,155 Nya'al is still in love with D'Erika. 265 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,199 Everyone knows it. 266 00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:44,376 So you're saying he's to blame? 267 00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:46,596 [coughing] 268 00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:52,558 Bridenappings are for show. But if it was Nya'al, 269 00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:54,125 D'Erika could really be in trouble. 270 00:11:54,169 --> 00:11:56,040 -Let's get moving. -Ah, let's get brunch 271 00:11:56,084 --> 00:11:58,216 -while you're in town, girl. -Oh, for sure. 272 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,870 There is no way I'm calling her. 273 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,226 [Southern accent]: And you, sir, are as clever 274 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,141 as an alley cat on his tenth life. 275 00:12:10,185 --> 00:12:11,490 [Southern accent]: I am but a humble crumb 276 00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:13,710 on the biscuit of your wit, sir. 277 00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,277 [guffawing] 278 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,715 I say, I can't believe two charming devils 279 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:21,587 such as ourselves were ever at odds, 280 00:12:21,631 --> 00:12:23,589 my identical friend. 281 00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,461 [regular accent]: Yeah. For some reason, when we're both Mark Twain, 282 00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:27,245 we seem to be able to really find common ground 283 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,378 -without any lingering resentment. -[clears throat] 284 00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:31,119 [clears throat] [Southern accent]: I mean, uh, 285 00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:33,861 to paraphrase the old rail-splitter, 286 00:12:33,904 --> 00:12:37,168 a house divided in Twain cannot stand. 287 00:12:37,212 --> 00:12:38,604 -[guffawing] -Okeydokey. 288 00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:41,869 It would be my honor if you would mist the bonsai 289 00:12:41,912 --> 00:12:45,176 on odd stardates, my doppleganging devil. 290 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,788 And you, sir, shall have the evens. 291 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,791 RANSOM [on comms]: Lieutenants Boimler and Rutherford 292 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:51,879 report to the bridge. 293 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:53,881 I say, we're on the way, sir. 294 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:55,796 Computer, arch. 295 00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:59,060 [regular accent]: Why are vests so complicated? 296 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,367 So, uh, Tendi, would you like to talk 297 00:13:02,411 --> 00:13:04,717 about how you totally whupped ass back there? 298 00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,284 Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 299 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,765 High school friendships always age weird, you know? 300 00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,506 This next place will be way more chill. 301 00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:13,422 Fascinating. Orions attend secondary education. 302 00:13:13,465 --> 00:13:15,859 Yeah. I wasn't going to get into Starfleet Academy 303 00:13:15,903 --> 00:13:17,252 because I can tie a lot of knots. 304 00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:18,949 How many knots can you tie? 305 00:13:18,993 --> 00:13:20,516 Mm... [weak chuckle] 306 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,126 Hey, I, eh... who cares? We've all tied some knots. 307 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,432 Knots are fun. 308 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:25,826 -♪ -[laughter, indistinct chatter] 309 00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:27,740 MARINER: Ooh, pretty nice hump dungeon. 310 00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,307 I think they have one of these in New Seattle. 311 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,309 These are pretty common on Orion. 312 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,833 The males appear to be under some sort 313 00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:34,225 of chemical manipulation, 314 00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:36,314 perhaps controlled by pheromones. 315 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,186 -Don't log that. -Yeah, Tendi's made it clear 316 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:39,883 that Starfleet made those pheromones up. 317 00:13:39,927 --> 00:13:41,319 I mean, they had to explain why a captain 318 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,278 would get taken out by some Orion showgirls. 319 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:44,714 CLUBGOER: Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 320 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,977 Blast me with more 'mones. 321 00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,327 -[inhaling] -Huh. 322 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,329 Uh, technically, I said that not all Orions 323 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,505 control men with pheromones. Some of us definitely do, 324 00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:54,898 -just not me. -[male whoops] 325 00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:58,684 -Nya'al! -Oh, [bleep]! 326 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:01,296 Get back here! 327 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,645 Nya'al's got some speed for being 328 00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:04,299 a big ol' hunk of ham steak. 329 00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:06,040 He is aesthetically pleasing. 330 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:09,608 [crying] Mistress, 331 00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:10,958 I swear I know nothing. 332 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,350 I'm just a 'monehead. 333 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,787 I spend all day and night hopped up on the stink. 334 00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:18,791 So what's gonna spill first-- your mouth or your guts? 335 00:14:18,835 --> 00:14:20,184 Uh, I heard that in a holo-movie. 336 00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:21,838 -FEMALE: D'Vana? -[patrons gasp] 337 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:25,494 Why are you threatening one of my most obedient boys? 338 00:14:25,537 --> 00:14:29,324 Relax, have a drink, get lascivious. 339 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:32,457 I'm not interested in any of the sexy nonsense, Ingreeta. 340 00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:34,242 I'm here for D'Erika's ex. 341 00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:36,635 Pity. The D'Vana I know 342 00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:39,377 would never turn down a cage shower. 343 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,510 [short chuckle] She's kidding. Tell them you're kidding. 344 00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,381 It never mattered that she didn't have the pheromones. 345 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,686 -She didn't need it. -[inhaling] 346 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:48,169 Men would simply fall at her feet, stricken. 347 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:49,692 You stricked people? 348 00:14:49,735 --> 00:14:52,260 Are all pheromonal Orions naturally manipulative 349 00:14:52,303 --> 00:14:53,957 or is it specific to this woman? 350 00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:56,829 How dare you judge me, Vulcan? 351 00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:58,396 [grunts] [bleep]! 352 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,789 Oh, what are the odds? 353 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,486 Are-Are you seeing this? 354 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:04,402 You can't come into my scentuary and insult me. 355 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,970 Prepare to face my thrall. Kill her. 356 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:08,798 Tendi, look out for the hunks! 357 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:09,930 [grunting] 358 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:14,673 Oh, man, another pheromone dungeon? 359 00:15:14,717 --> 00:15:17,024 Wh-What did you do to him? 360 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,634 Just a little compound I mixed up 361 00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:20,592 to counteract the effects of the pheromone. 362 00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:23,508 Would be a pity if I dispersed the whole bottle in here. 363 00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:26,250 Don't! All I have is my stink. 364 00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:28,731 Nya'al, tell her what you know. 365 00:15:28,774 --> 00:15:30,994 I've been a mess since D'Erika got engaged, 366 00:15:31,038 --> 00:15:33,866 but all I did was give myself over to the 'mones. 367 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:37,566 Sometimes I follow her and watch wistfully from a distance. 368 00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:39,394 Last time, she was just wandering around 369 00:15:39,436 --> 00:15:40,873 the ship graveyard. 370 00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:42,919 All right, that makes sense. You're a good guy, Nya'al. 371 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,007 You should go home. 372 00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,574 I will. 373 00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:47,010 Stop groveling. 374 00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:49,230 -Lick my foot. -Yes, ma'am. 375 00:15:49,273 --> 00:15:50,448 [male roaring] 376 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,450 -Dude, your 'stache. -[yelps] 377 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,061 [roars] 378 00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:56,237 With all due respect, Coqqor, 379 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,890 you have no claim to this sector. 380 00:15:57,934 --> 00:16:00,284 That nebula is ours to scan. 381 00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:04,288 No. Your vessel will interfere with our data gathering. 382 00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:07,074 We can power down systems or share the data... 383 00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:08,945 We don't trust Starfleet data. 384 00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:11,469 -It's too nuanced and thorough. -I'm sorry, 385 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,037 but analyzing that nebula is my mission. 386 00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:16,648 Are you willing to die for it? 387 00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:20,043 If we can't resolve this the nebula will phase shift 388 00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:21,958 and neither of us will get to scan it. 389 00:16:22,002 --> 00:16:24,047 Then so it shall be! 390 00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:25,570 [scoffs] Close channel. 391 00:16:25,614 --> 00:16:27,877 This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance 392 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,618 to scan an oscillating nebula. 393 00:16:29,661 --> 00:16:32,708 There has to be something we can do to find common ground 394 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:35,102 without any lingering resentment. 395 00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:36,364 Uh, Captain? 396 00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,496 Uh, there is one thing. 397 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,715 What? 398 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,847 [chuffing] 399 00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:44,459 Why am I wearing this itchy hair hat? 400 00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:45,677 Is this it? 401 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:47,897 No. You have to talk to each other. 402 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,942 [clears throat] Thank you, Captain, 403 00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:52,467 for agreeing to do... this. 404 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,512 No, you have to do the accent. 405 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,686 [groans] 406 00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,776 [Southern accent]: I say, uh, uh, uh, uh, 407 00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,909 my-my good creature, 408 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:03,391 uh, the moral arc of history is a m... 409 00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:06,089 Oh, what the hell am I supposed to say, Lieutenant? 410 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,960 Homespun aphorisms about compromise. 411 00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:10,485 [roars] 412 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,748 Okay, uh, maybe you try that in a Southern accent. 413 00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:15,533 [exclaims] I am from South Chalnoth. 414 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,144 That was a Southern accent. 415 00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,146 [roars] 416 00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,061 Whoa! 417 00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:22,105 [grunting] 418 00:17:22,148 --> 00:17:23,541 [glass breaking] 419 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:24,889 [regular accent]: What the hell made you two think 420 00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:26,414 -this would work? -We-we were arguing a lot 421 00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:27,850 and we both dressed like Mark Twain. 422 00:17:27,893 --> 00:17:29,199 Something about us talking old-timey 423 00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:31,462 helped us figure out who should water our bonsai. 424 00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:34,596 What is bonsai? 425 00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:40,950 Oh, oh, watch out. 426 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,430 There's a loose panel over there. 427 00:17:42,473 --> 00:17:45,128 Curious. You seem familiar with this location, 428 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,999 yet it appears to be abandoned. 429 00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:50,612 D'Erika and I used to sneak away here when we were little. 430 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:54,094 There! That was one of our favorites. 431 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:59,142 I loved pretending I was off-planet, exploring space. 432 00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:00,709 Doing anything other than pirating. 433 00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:08,456 Guys, I have to come clean about something. 434 00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:12,155 I wasn't just a regular Orion teenager. 435 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,114 -I was trained to be a Syndicate assassin. -MARINER: Tendi, yeah, 436 00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:15,419 we know, girl. You can't just say 437 00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:17,247 you're joking around when you kick-flip a knife 438 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:20,076 -out of the air. -Your upbringing was quite obvious. 439 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,905 I just hate that you guys had to see the real me. 440 00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:25,081 Tends, the real you is the one 441 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,431 who geeks out about science on the Cerritos. 442 00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:30,739 But I'm a prime, you know? A... a trained assassin. 443 00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:33,263 It's-it's the most piratey someone can be. 444 00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:35,526 Incorrect. You are who you choose to be. 445 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:38,660 A Starfleet lieutenant and a loyal friend. 446 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,531 Don't worry, we know you're a big nerd 447 00:18:40,575 --> 00:18:43,055 and not some hot assassin. 448 00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:44,666 [sighs] That is the nicest thing 449 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,408 anyone's ever said to me. 450 00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:50,411 It's so weird to be here. 451 00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:53,022 This is where I told my sister that I was joining Starfleet. 452 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,938 More like where you decided to abandon your family. 453 00:18:57,331 --> 00:18:59,028 TENDI: D'Erika?! 454 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,601 -Hey, we did it. Case closed. -You kidnapped yourself. 455 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:09,517 Wow, did Starfleet teach you those amazing detective skills? 456 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,432 Was this just to get me to show up for the wedding? 457 00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:12,650 I would have just come. 458 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,651 Classic D'Vana-- 459 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,523 always assuming it's about you. 460 00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:17,525 [grunting] 461 00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,616 Ha, ha. Nope. I'm gonna stand way over here. 462 00:19:21,659 --> 00:19:22,965 Fascinating. Orions primarily 463 00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:24,662 resolve disputes through violence. 464 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,098 No, no, that is not true. [weak chuckle] 465 00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,927 D'Erika, please, can we just talk about this? 466 00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:30,625 I'll let my blade do the talking. 467 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:34,150 [grunts] Oh, come on! 468 00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:35,934 -D'Erika, don't stab my friends. -[chuckles] 469 00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:37,675 What are you gonna do about it? 470 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,201 Teach you how to respect your prime. [grunts] 471 00:19:42,332 --> 00:19:46,510 Yes, yes. Beautiful. 472 00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,643 We love it, too. Super hard to raise. 473 00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:49,818 Yeah, he's basically a son to us. 474 00:19:49,861 --> 00:19:51,167 Every day we have to make sure 475 00:19:51,211 --> 00:19:53,082 -he gets just the right amount of... 476 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,692 [pot shatters] 477 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,738 Now I'm thirsty for mist. 478 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,087 [glugging] 479 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,133 I'm sated. You may inspect the nebula. 480 00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:03,919 But pray I don't change my mind. 481 00:20:03,962 --> 00:20:07,270 Yes, yes, you are very intimidating. 482 00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:09,446 -Thank you. -[door whooshes open] 483 00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:13,058 -Lil Boney. -Lil Boney. 484 00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:15,626 [grunting] I don't get it. 485 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:17,541 Why do this? Why kidnap yourself? 486 00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:19,282 Because I knew it was the only way 487 00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:20,544 to get you to come home. 488 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,242 -[grunts] -You didn't invite me. 489 00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:23,765 Oh, would you have even come? [grunting] 490 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,549 You haven't been home once since you left. 491 00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:28,030 Yeah, I've kind of been busy. Hiyah! 492 00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:30,641 [grunting] 493 00:20:30,685 --> 00:20:32,034 With what-- scanning? 494 00:20:32,077 --> 00:20:34,297 Why is Starfleet so obsessed with scanning? 495 00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:35,559 To learn stuff! 496 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,823 -You abandoned me for science. -[grunting] 497 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,956 Don't. 498 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,742 You were trained from birth 499 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,309 to be the Tip of the Moonlit Blade, 500 00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:48,703 the greatest duty of the Mistress 501 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,053 of the Winter Constellations. 502 00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:53,229 I didn't ask for that. 503 00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:55,187 Neither did I. 504 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,973 [grunts] 505 00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:00,018 You forced this on me without asking. 506 00:21:00,062 --> 00:21:02,630 Running to Starfleet was your choice, 507 00:21:02,673 --> 00:21:04,675 but it meant all your duties fell on me. 508 00:21:04,719 --> 00:21:06,938 I had to train, I had to be the Mistress. 509 00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:09,245 I had to drop my whole life to become the new prime. 510 00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:12,683 You're right. I should have talked to you before I left 511 00:21:12,727 --> 00:21:15,730 instead of just assuming you'd want to take my place. 512 00:21:15,773 --> 00:21:17,035 I'm sorry. 513 00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:20,300 [grunts] 514 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,347 Of course I wanted to take your place. 515 00:21:24,391 --> 00:21:25,957 But I'm no D'Vana Tendi. 516 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,611 Once I'm married, people are going to see 517 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,352 that I'm a pale comparison. 518 00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:30,701 Are you kidding me? 519 00:21:30,745 --> 00:21:32,442 The only reason I felt comfortable leaving 520 00:21:32,486 --> 00:21:35,140 was because I knew you would be better at it than me. 521 00:21:35,184 --> 00:21:38,187 You just kicked my butt. You're an amazing prime. 522 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,321 [sighs] I guess I did kick it a little bit. 523 00:21:41,364 --> 00:21:42,887 A lot a bit. 524 00:21:42,931 --> 00:21:45,325 D'Erika, I always loved science. 525 00:21:45,368 --> 00:21:47,109 That was my path. 526 00:21:47,152 --> 00:21:48,676 This is yours. 527 00:21:48,719 --> 00:21:50,634 Yeah, lady, if you're worried about not being a badass, 528 00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:52,332 I have some good news for you. 529 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,856 I, too, was alarmed by your combat abilities. 530 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:56,423 You really think I can do this? 531 00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:58,816 You absolutely belong on the Crime Throne. 532 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,689 That means a lot. [gasps] What time is it? 533 00:22:01,732 --> 00:22:03,212 The bridal procession is scheduled to begin 534 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,431 in under two hours. 535 00:22:04,474 --> 00:22:06,215 We are never going to make it back in time. 536 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,912 [grunts] I might not be a pirate, 537 00:22:07,956 --> 00:22:10,654 but I've rerouted my fair share of EPS conduits. 538 00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:13,004 Who wants to hotwire a stolen ship? 539 00:22:13,048 --> 00:22:15,529 -I do not. -Oh, stop, stop, stop. We're in. 540 00:22:23,537 --> 00:22:25,016 D'ERIKA: See? 541 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:28,019 Sometimes being an Orion pirate isn't so bad. 542 00:22:28,063 --> 00:22:30,370 Yeah, it does come in handy. 543 00:22:30,413 --> 00:22:32,807 I know you're turning in your observations 544 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,852 to the High Council but maybe could you leave off 545 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,245 some of the stabbings? 546 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:39,727 Curious. My report appears to have been damaged. 547 00:22:41,859 --> 00:22:43,905 Orion culture will have to remain undocumented. 548 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:45,123 But why? 549 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,908 A report without the subject's consent 550 00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:49,127 -would be unethical. -[alarm blaring] 551 00:22:50,085 --> 00:22:52,522 -Oh, no! -I think the plasma manifold just ruptured. 552 00:22:52,566 --> 00:22:54,437 D'ERIKA: We're losing altitude. 553 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,223 The goddess chooses our fates now! 554 00:23:02,184 --> 00:23:03,141 [gates open] 555 00:23:03,185 --> 00:23:04,882 Mom, Dad, found her! 556 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,623 Sorry, sorry, had to steal a ship. 557 00:23:07,885 --> 00:23:10,322 Oh, my special girls. [sniffles] 558 00:23:10,366 --> 00:23:12,281 Accomplices. 559 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:20,420 Ah, he looks radiant. 560 00:23:23,161 --> 00:23:25,990 ♪ 561 00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:27,775 That's when I got stabbed in the shoulder 562 00:23:27,818 --> 00:23:29,777 during the daddy-daughter dagger dance. 563 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:31,169 This is when we encountered a priest 564 00:23:31,213 --> 00:23:32,693 -with an eight-pack. -Ooh, ooh, ooh! 565 00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:34,216 And, uh, this is when D'Erika 566 00:23:34,259 --> 00:23:36,566 swung her husband across the threshold. 567 00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:39,395 Yeah, well, our bonsai got gobbled up by a Chalnoth. 568 00:23:39,439 --> 00:23:41,353 Yeah, yeah, a-and the captain forbid us 569 00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:43,138 from playing Mark Twain on the holodeck. 570 00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:47,708 Are you guys jealous? Ugh, it was just a wedding. 571 00:23:47,751 --> 00:23:49,971 Why would we ever want to go to an awesome pirate wedding 572 00:23:50,014 --> 00:23:52,495 on a planet nobody ever gets to see?! 573 00:23:52,539 --> 00:23:54,062 Aw, sorry you can't release some of this anger 574 00:23:54,105 --> 00:23:55,629 with Mr. Clemens. 575 00:23:55,672 --> 00:23:57,892 Shockingly, it's not the universal problem solver 576 00:23:57,935 --> 00:24:00,372 -we thought it was. -Yeah, but we've got it covered. 577 00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:01,983 Ooh, like, today we were arguing about whether 578 00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:03,811 to hang an oil painting of the Enterprise-D 579 00:24:03,854 --> 00:24:05,508 or watercolor of the Enterprise-D. 580 00:24:05,552 --> 00:24:06,683 Well, you guys just talked about your feelings 581 00:24:06,727 --> 00:24:07,858 with honesty, right? 582 00:24:07,902 --> 00:24:10,861 Yeah, I guess we could try that. 583 00:24:10,905 --> 00:24:13,777 [upper-class accent]: Shall we go with an acrylic of the D,Mozart? 584 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,780 [upper-class accent]: An exceptional compromise, Mozart. 585 00:24:16,824 --> 00:24:19,479 Then let us tickle the ivories. 586 00:24:19,522 --> 00:24:21,481 -[both playing] -[guffaws] 587 00:24:24,919 --> 00:24:27,922 RUTHERFORD [regular accent]: Dang, this thing is really hard to play. 588 00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,489 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 589 00:25:22,846 --> 00:25:24,587 [man imitates weapons firing] 590 00:25:26,371 --> 00:25:26,937 Chirp.