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T'LYN:
Outgoing communication.

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Provisional Lieutenant
Junior Grade T'Lyn

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to Captain Sokel
of the VCFSh'vhal.

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Due to the recent
unprovoked attacks

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on ships across the quadrant,

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the USSCerritos
is providing transport

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to three Betazoid diplomats.

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-Hey.
-T'LYN: These glorified
socialites

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just spent three weeks
attending parties on Angel I

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and now intend to
"keep the good times rolling"

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as we escort them to Risa.

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Despite the crew's enthusiasm,

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I find the Betazoids'
exuberance... disruptive.

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Oh, I love your
Starfleet carpeting.

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It's perfect to pass out on.

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[laughter]

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It's an honor
escorting you to Risa.

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Thank you, Captain,
but I can sense that you feel

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babysitting us
isn't your favorite mission.

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Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm proud to...

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Shuttle a bunch
of sexy drunks around?

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[laughter]

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Katrot's just giving you
a hard time.

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We appreciate the lift.

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Particularly on a ship
with such sturdy officers.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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I get off bridge duty
at 1300 hours.

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Ugh, never mind.

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I like it when
they're hard to get.

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Oh, come on,
give me another chance.

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I can be distant
and unavailable.

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[purrs] Now, this is a woman
who seems withholding.

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Oh, uh, well, flattered,
but I'm happily married.

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Is he on the ship?

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-Uh...
-Cathiw, we've been here
for five minutes.

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Let's maybe check out our rooms
before you devour someone.

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Whoa. Hello.

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I'll devour whoever
I want, Dolorex,

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you sanctimonious buzzkill.

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Not to worry.

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We've been ordered to make sure
you have a good time.

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Let's top off those whalebones,
shall we? Lieutenant?

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Oh, I'll take another yard
of anything glowing and green.

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Thank you.

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T'LYN:
My posting here
is usually trying,

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but never more than now.

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I feel it necessary
to relay the severity

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of my circumstances.

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This is sickbay.

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-[sniffing]
-Hangover cures, prophylactics,

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well, it's all available
right here.

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Ah. I didn't realize there
was going to be a buffet today.

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-[laughter]
-Buffet?

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I wasn't informed of any...

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She's joking.
In the ancient past,

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-Caitians used to hunt
and eat Betazoids.
-Oh!

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Well, Dr. T'Ana,
these are our guests.

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Don't you consume anyone.

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Oh, don't worry,
that was centuries ago.

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Now we only eat
synthetic Betazoid.

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[growls]

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[laughter]

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-BILLUPS: Ow!
-[gasps]

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Enough with the tour already.

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As this amazing hat I bought

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from some gal on Angel I says,

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"It's Romulan ale
o'clock somewhere."

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[laughs]

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You guys have a bar around here?

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[chuckles]
Why, yes.

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Oh, no need for those,
Lieutenant.

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We're already heading
for more cocktails.

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Time to get to surgery.

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Ooh, [bleep].

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T'LYN:
The Betazoids' attitudes
have inspired

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many in the crew to
"get the party started."

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Such infectious frivolity
would never be tolerated

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on a Vulcan ship.

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If reinstated, I will suppress
my own chaotic tendencies.

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It is only logical for
my punishment to conclude

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and that I return
to the Sh'vhal.

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[buzzes]

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[buzzes]

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Hey, T'Lyn, you coming
to this Betazoid party?

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I know you don't drink,
but there's gonna be

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a chocolate fountain
if you want to get wild.

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-[PADD buzzing]
-I do not understand
what you mean,

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but thank you
for the invitation.

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Oh, yeah, good luck getting
a message out right now.

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We're in full security blackout.

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No outgoing comms while
the 'Zoids are on board.

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No communications?

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And yet alcohol and merrymaking
are permitted?

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Everything about this ship
is illogical.

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[laughs] Yeah, totally.

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Well, if you change your mind,

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we'll be getting champagne-fully
buzzed in the bar. Come hang.

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[buzzes]

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BOIMLER:
Manhaver. Federov.

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Honus. Kayshon. Taylor.

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Merp. Big Merp. Uh...

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-[beeping]
-Uh, starts with an "S."

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Damn it! Sleepy Merp.

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How could I forget that?
I'm such an idiot.

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Hey, pal, ease up.

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That's my friend
you're calling an idiot.

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Yeah, well, that's what I am

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when I can't remember every
single crew member's name.

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Ooh, you're being pretty hard
on yourself, Boims.

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Why don't you take a break
and come to the Betazoid party?

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I can't,
I'm a lieutenant junior grade.

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I can't just go around
not knowing everything.

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So then you'll have
to know this party.

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Or you'll be missing out.

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Nice try, but I'll come
if I memorize everyone.

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-Then I'll have earned it.
-[PADD beeping]

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[door whooshes open]

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Lieutenant Shaxs, I think
I have a candidate for...

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the program.

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[soft exhale]

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It would be illogical

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to attempt to send
this message again.

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However, it would be logical

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to inquire when communications
will reopen.

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She said I was too into it
and she shrugged me off.

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It's like, could she
not see these gains?

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[sobbing]

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[lively chatter]

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[whooping]

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[laughter]

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-[slurping]
-Ugh! I said regurgitated soup,

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you stupid
[bleep]ing replicator.

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This barely even tastes like
it's been in my mother's mouth!

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Oh, my God, isn't
this party the best?

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I love everyone and everything!

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-Yeah!
-T'Lyn!
-[gasps]

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Yes, you came. Whoo!

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This [bleep]ing rules, yes.

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Holy [bleep], [bleep] yeah.
Did you send your message?

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No, I am here to ask
if there is an estimate

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to when communications
will be back online.

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You came to talk to me?

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If you can resolve
my query, then yes.

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I've dreamed about this moment!

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It is not "a moment."

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Usually you're giving me
a friendship bracelet

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or we're getting
matching tattoos,

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but I'm still so happy!

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Okay, D, calm down.

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Wait, is everyone
getting weird all of a sudden?

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Why am I yelling?!

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This crew is always weird
and yelling.

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Yeah, baby,
'cause we're number one!

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-Enjoy hell, replicator.
-[grunts]

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-[cheers and applause]
-But perhaps...

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you are correct, there do appear
to be more emotional outbursts

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than I have previously observed.

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Wow, Captain Freeman,

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I didn't know Starfleet had
this kind of party in them.

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We don't.

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People, you are
Starfleet officers.

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Pull it together
and stop embarrassing me

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in front of the Betazoids.
I want them to think we're cool.

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This is as controlled
as I can get!

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We can't stop the party now,
it's just getting started!

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I'm gonna drop us out of warp so
we don't get to Risa too soon.

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What? No, Ensign Barnes,
stop right there!

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[booing]

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-Boo!
-Hey, stop that!

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You can't boo your captain.

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-[booing]
-Good God.

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Why do I even care?

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This isn't right.

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Something must be affecting us.

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[cheering, laughing]

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Huh. How have I never been
to this part of the ship before?

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It's so quiet over here.

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Easy, baby bear.

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I just want us isolated
from any... interruptions.

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Oh, God, what am I gonna learn?

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[gasps]

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Tsunkatse?

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Worf. Worf, Worf.
Torn between worlds.

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A warrior.

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No, a farm boy.

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Hope you can handle
slam poetry, Lieutenant.

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The son of Mogh,
clang goes the bat'leth

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against the armor
of your heart!

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-[arguing indistinctly]
-[glass shattering]

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[laughter]

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Why won't anyone listen to me?

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I'm the captain, damn it!

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I say we lock all these fools
in the brig

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until they calm
the [bleep] down,

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including me.

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Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug...

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Captain, I believe
it is plausible

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that the heightened
emotional state of the crew

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is being caused by our guests.

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The Betazoids?
[stammers] No way.

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They're so nice.
Dolorex? She said I'm hot.

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You frigging are.
I got a hot mom.

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Oh, thank you, sweetie.

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I tried something new
with my hair.

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Zanthi fever is known to infect
Betazoids of their age.

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It causes empathetic abilities
to unintentionally broadcast,

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heightening the emotions
of those around them.

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Wow, okay, yes,
that does kind of sound

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-exactly like what's happening.
-[laughter]

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Perhaps if we opened
communications, we could contact

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-a Betazoid doctor.
-We can't risk that.
Are you crazy?

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[groans] Sorry, what I mean is,

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Dr. T'ana will have
to handle it herself.

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[screeching]

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-I am unsure of her
current efficacy.
-[groans]

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Well, if it isn't the most
eligible captain in Starfleet.

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Hey, is it just me or
is it incredibly horny in here?

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Still married. Would you ladies
mind joining me in sickbay?

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My provisional lieutenant thinks
you're telepathically ill.

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That is not how
I would have stated it.

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But the captain is accurate.

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KATROT:
Telepathically ill?

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What the hell
is she talking about?

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CATHIW: She's on to us.
We need to do something.

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DOLOREX:
Stand down.
Let's see where this leads.

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We'd be happy to move
this party to sickbay.

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As long as we can take
our drinks. [laughs]

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[tricorder whirring]

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This morsel-- I mean Betazoid--
is deliciously pathogen-free.

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"Pathogen"? What are you
scanning for?

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Oh, just standard stuff.

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Goronian measles, Alterian
flaking, Zanthi fever...

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BETAZOIDS:
Zanthi fever?

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Listen, we're all gals
of a certain age here.

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It's nothing to be
embarrassed about.

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We're not old enough to be
affected by Zanthi fever.

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CATHIW:
Oh, this is just an excuse
to lock us up.

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KATROT:
Cathiw's right.
Our cover's blown.

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DOLOREX:
What is wrong with you two?

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Get ahold of yourselves.
Remember your training.

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CATHIW:
You remember yours.

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-We need to act.
-[whirring]

248
00:10:51,846 --> 00:10:54,457
Well, that's all of 'em.
No Zanthi fever detected.

249
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,720
Wonderful. What say
we get back to the festivities?

250
00:10:56,764 --> 00:10:58,853
You're not going anywhere.

251
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:00,811
-Darling, what's the matter?
-[nervous laugh]

252
00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:03,422
Captain, these diplomats
are our guests.

253
00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:05,337
Are you telling me
it's just a coincidence

254
00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:07,731
that you three showed up
right when my crew

255
00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:08,819
started losing their minds?

256
00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:10,255
Captain, they scanned clear.

257
00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:11,996
Well, then they're doing
something else.

258
00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,911
-We are not.
-My crew and I

259
00:11:13,955 --> 00:11:15,173
don't just get all emotional

260
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,959
for no reason.
Something is going on here.

261
00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,787
And until we figure it out,

262
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,832
you three are confined
to quarters.

263
00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:23,094
Mom, they haven't done anything.

264
00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:24,269
That's an order!

265
00:11:24,313 --> 00:11:26,968
Escort them now!

266
00:11:27,011 --> 00:11:29,100
DOLOREX:
Enough's enough.
Drop the cover.

267
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:31,189
MARINER:
Whoa, what the hell?

268
00:11:32,147 --> 00:11:34,105
[grunting]

269
00:11:37,718 --> 00:11:39,850
[grunting]

270
00:11:40,938 --> 00:11:43,288
Sorry, Captain,
but the party's over.

271
00:11:43,332 --> 00:11:44,681
You're coming with us.

272
00:11:44,725 --> 00:11:47,510
I knew it. See? See?
You areup to something!

273
00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:49,686
I'm good at my job!

274
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:51,079
[rhythmic grunts]

275
00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:54,125
Uh, you're hungry? You're trying
to hold a little bird.

276
00:11:54,169 --> 00:11:56,561
Uh, shrinking.
Ooh, someone who shrinks.

277
00:11:56,606 --> 00:11:57,563
[grunting]

278
00:11:57,607 --> 00:11:59,565
SHAXS:
Bucket?

279
00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:01,002
-Swimming in a bucket!
-[sighs]

280
00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:02,960
It's Constable Odo
from Deep Space 9.

281
00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:04,875
Sokath, his eyes open.

282
00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:05,876
-[cheering]
-All right!

283
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,530
What's wrong, Lieutenant?

284
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:10,751
You're crushing Starfleet
Security Officer Charades.

285
00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:12,491
I don't know, I guess
I was hoping

286
00:12:12,535 --> 00:12:14,015
I'd be training to kick butt,

287
00:12:14,058 --> 00:12:16,582
not playing games
or listening to Worf poems.

288
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:19,150
Haubold's poem has come
a long way in workshop,

289
00:12:19,194 --> 00:12:21,239
and training takes
different forms.

290
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,502
Wait, is this a... test?

291
00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:24,895
[gasps] It is, isn't it?

292
00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:27,463
-Well...
-Kiai! [grunting]

293
00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:28,812
[grunting] I got you.

294
00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:30,858
Okay, you got me.

295
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:32,207
Uh, good work.

296
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,078
Ah, I knew it.

297
00:12:34,122 --> 00:12:36,472
Now that you have
passed the test,

298
00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:38,039
it's time for...

299
00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:39,823
the ritual.

300
00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:43,696
Two sacred security officer
challenges

301
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:44,828
are contained within.

302
00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:47,439
You must choose one to complete.

303
00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:51,922
Ah, a puzzle
and some tarot cards.

304
00:12:51,966 --> 00:12:53,968
-What kind of choice is that?
-[gasps]

305
00:12:54,011 --> 00:12:56,274
-He chose both!
-[cheering]

306
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,885
[groans]

307
00:12:57,928 --> 00:13:00,801
Don't get any ideas, Captain.

308
00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,106
We're officers of the BIA.

309
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,891
Betazed Intelligence?

310
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:04,935
But we offered to help you.

311
00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:06,981
Yeah, and then you tried
to lock us up.

312
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,942
[grunting]

313
00:13:11,986 --> 00:13:14,815
Bridge crew! [grunts]
Take them down!

314
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,947
[grunting]

315
00:13:22,518 --> 00:13:26,304
Ooh, I sense that you both are
deeply attracted to each other.

316
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,045
-What? I, uh...
-I mean...

317
00:13:28,089 --> 00:13:29,873
-Unless...
-I wouldn't be averse to...

318
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,744
-Look out!
-[grunts]

319
00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:33,398
I told you not to try anything.

320
00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:36,401
Betazed is in the Federation.
We're allies.

321
00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:37,446
Why are you doing this?

322
00:13:37,489 --> 00:13:39,056
You're the one
trying to frame us

323
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,797
for amplifying
the crew's emotions.

324
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,538
You are amplifying our emotions!

325
00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:45,628
No, we aren't. Our emotions
are all over the place, too.

326
00:13:45,671 --> 00:13:48,805
Why do you think I want
to kiss Katrot?

327
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:50,067
You have to be manipulating us.

328
00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:51,721
It's the only explanation.

329
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,853
Why would we?

330
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:53,941
We're on a multi-planet mission

331
00:13:53,984 --> 00:13:55,420
to telepathically look for clues

332
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,031
that can explain the attacks
in the quadrant.

333
00:13:57,074 --> 00:13:58,989
God, I need a drink!

334
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,035
Katrot, be silent.
Our cover's blown.

335
00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,124
We have to take the Cerritos
back to Betazed

336
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:04,952
so we can sort this out
as soon as possible.

337
00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:08,129
FREEMAN:
[gasps] That route take us
through the Neutral Zone.

338
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,434
The Romulans will destroy us.

339
00:14:09,478 --> 00:14:11,001
Well, you should've
thought of that

340
00:14:11,045 --> 00:14:12,524
before you tried
to take us prisoner.

341
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,657
Oh, you won't
get away with this.

342
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:18,530
My crew will realize
something's off any second now.

343
00:14:19,531 --> 00:14:21,446
CROWD [chanting]:
Go, go, go, go, go, go...

344
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,144
Almost... there.

345
00:14:23,187 --> 00:14:24,449
[grunts]

346
00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:26,538
[laughter and cheering]

347
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:30,803
[grunting]

348
00:14:30,847 --> 00:14:32,501
[screeches]

349
00:14:32,544 --> 00:14:35,808
All right, time to shred
those party girls into brisket.

350
00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:36,940
-[yowls]
-Hey, Doc,

351
00:14:36,984 --> 00:14:38,028
wait, we should stick together.

352
00:14:38,072 --> 00:14:39,987
Mama's eating good tonight!

353
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,205
We got to stop her.
She took an oath

354
00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:42,728
not to consume patients.

355
00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:45,731
T'LYN:
The doctor's tricorder
is still scanning.

356
00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:47,211
Wait, wait, wait.

357
00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:48,430
That can't be right.
According to this,

358
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:51,085
the source of all
this psychic disturbance...

359
00:14:51,128 --> 00:14:52,216
Is me.

360
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,175
[beeping]

361
00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:01,138
How can you be the source?
Vulcans can't get Zanthi fever.

362
00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:04,228
No, but we do have
similar conditions.

363
00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:05,751
Bendii syndrome, for instance,

364
00:15:05,795 --> 00:15:08,189
creates involuntary
telepathic projections.

365
00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:10,974
But it is mostly observed
in the elderly,

366
00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:13,194
while I am only 62 years of age.

367
00:15:13,237 --> 00:15:14,238
Yeah, but you could be hav--

368
00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:15,761
also, 62, you look great,
by the way--

369
00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:17,111
you could be having
a quarter-life crisis.

370
00:15:17,154 --> 00:15:18,590
You know,
when Boimler turned 25,

371
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,853
he got so worked up,
he grew a mustache.

372
00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:22,725
[sighs] It was sad
and hilarious.

373
00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:25,946
-Vulcans do not get "worked up."
-We'll have to figure
it out later.

374
00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:28,557
I have to rescue my mommy.

375
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,646
♪

376
00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:36,304
We'll be in the Neutral Zone
in five minutes, Dolorex.

377
00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:40,003
Yep, no need to update me
with every tiny detail, Cathiw.

378
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:41,091
No!

379
00:15:41,135 --> 00:15:43,485
You can't let
the Romulans take me!

380
00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,574
They'll torture out
all my intel.

381
00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:46,662
What intel?

382
00:15:46,705 --> 00:15:48,229
Oh, uh, I mean...

383
00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:49,273
Nothing.

384
00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:51,275
I'm just being emotional.

385
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:53,625
Please don't read my mind.

386
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:57,107
Apologies, Captain,
but you give me no choice.

387
00:15:58,195 --> 00:16:00,023
I'll devour whoever I want,
Dolorex,

388
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,417
you sanctimonious buzzkill.

389
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,027
[gasps] No.

390
00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:05,724
I am not
a sanctimonious buzzkill.

391
00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:07,552
Someone has to keep you two
from screwing everything up.

392
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,946
CATHIW:
What? Where did that come from?

393
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:12,079
DOLOREX:
I just read her mind
and heard you throwing shade.

394
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:15,343
-CATHIW: Sometimes
youare a buzzkill.
-DOLOREX: Name one time.

395
00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:17,649
You don't have to read my mind.
You know what I'm talking about.

396
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:18,999
-Ask Katrot.
-[gasps]

397
00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:20,174
Oh, leave me out of it.

398
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,219
[overlapping arguing]

399
00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:26,180
SHAXS [chuckles]:
The invasion card.

400
00:16:26,223 --> 00:16:28,008
Now, I know it sounds bad,

401
00:16:28,051 --> 00:16:29,792
but it's really more
of a rebirth.

402
00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:31,837
Wow, no way, another rebirth.

403
00:16:31,881 --> 00:16:33,448
Every card's a rebirth.

404
00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:36,277
Wish I'd draw a card
that made me kick some ass.

405
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,192
[sighs] There's more to being on

406
00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:40,281
the security team
than kicking ass.

407
00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:41,325
Well, it seems like
there's nothing

408
00:16:41,369 --> 00:16:43,284
to being on the security team.

409
00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:45,199
Where's the toughness?
Where's the grit?

410
00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:49,551
I guess in the California class,
all you guys do is play games.

411
00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,335
I do not have
a drinking problem.

412
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:53,076
It's just part of my
undercover character.

413
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,340
-DOLOREX: Then you must be
undercover all the time.
-[alarm blaring]

414
00:16:56,384 --> 00:16:57,863
I just want to see some action!

415
00:16:57,907 --> 00:16:59,126
[alarm blaring]

416
00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:00,953
Whoa, whoa, wait, red alert?

417
00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:03,130
Whoa.
G-Guys, is this action?

418
00:17:03,173 --> 00:17:06,046
Phasers? Big phasers?

419
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,308
Wait, guys, hold up.

420
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,875
Guys, slow down.
Guys, wait for me.

421
00:17:09,918 --> 00:17:11,485
[panting]

422
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,096
What's going on?
Are we gonna die?

423
00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:14,489
Those Betazoids kidnapped
the captain!

424
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:16,446
So they were the source
of our emotional overload!

425
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:20,190
Negative. We believe that effect
is caused by proximity to me.

426
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:22,148
-[gasps]
-T'Lyn, how could you?

427
00:17:22,192 --> 00:17:24,151
You're my best friend.

428
00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:26,240
Incorrect.
You're still being influenced.

429
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:28,807
-No, I am not.
-Hey, don't be mean to Tendi.

430
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:29,939
Uh, time to go.

431
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,594
Get her! Make her be my friend!

432
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,248
[clamoring]

433
00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:36,815
[grunts]

434
00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:38,774
[panting]

435
00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:41,081
Great work, you really
Vulcaned it up out there.

436
00:17:41,124 --> 00:17:43,953
Now we're stuck in a stupid
closet with no way to help.

437
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,128
I wish I could roundhouse kick

438
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,999
this situation in the face,
but I can't.

439
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:49,567
It is one of those rare types of
problems that can't be kicked.

440
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,221
What are you doing?
Don't touch me.

441
00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:54,746
[sighs] Are you mind-melding me?

442
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,445
No, I am attempting
to regulate your emotions,

443
00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:59,795
as I am the cause
of their imbalance.

444
00:17:59,838 --> 00:18:02,537
Ooh, being balanced
feels pretty good.

445
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:05,409
-[sighs]
-The crew's chaos is my fault.

446
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:09,500
Though I fear it is because
I am not Vulcan enough.

447
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:12,460
A true Vulcan would
never allow their emotions

448
00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:14,418
to get the better of them
in such a manner.

449
00:18:14,462 --> 00:18:17,204
Wow, I don't think I've ever
seen you get this close to...

450
00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:19,684
expressing sadness.
What's going on?

451
00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:23,166
I have been frustrated with
my inability to send a message

452
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:25,342
to the captain
of my previous ship.

453
00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:27,605
I have been preoccupied
by it all day.

454
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,521
That's it? You're bummed
you couldn't send a message?

455
00:18:30,565 --> 00:18:32,741
I did not come
to the Cerritosvoluntarily.

456
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,221
I was banished for being
insubordinate,

457
00:18:34,264 --> 00:18:36,266
unhinged
and recklessly emotional.

458
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,529
What? No way, come on, you?

459
00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:40,749
During our encounter with
the Klingon and Pakled ship,

460
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,838
I saved my crew by following
my instincts.

461
00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:45,884
My captain determined that
I was damaged and illogical.

462
00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:49,018
He was right.
Something about me is... wrong.

463
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,151
I am not truly Vulcan.

464
00:18:51,194 --> 00:18:53,936
Today has proven that again.

465
00:18:53,979 --> 00:18:55,764
♪

466
00:18:57,418 --> 00:18:58,636
[panting]

467
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,638
[T'ana snarling]

468
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,121
[T'ana whimpering]

469
00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:06,557
Oh, oh, food. I-I can smell it.

470
00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:08,820
Honey, maybe let's just do one

471
00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:11,823
of Dr. Migleemo's focus
exercises we've been working on.

472
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,825
I hate those [bleep]ing things.
[screams]

473
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:16,393
-Karno, when his mind
was fogged?
-HAUBOLD: I don't know.

474
00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:18,308
But we don't have time for this.

475
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:20,354
[beeping]

476
00:19:20,397 --> 00:19:22,356
[clamoring]

477
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:23,835
[muted thudding]

478
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:26,229
T'Lyn, I hate to say it,
but your previous crew

479
00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:27,709
were a bunch
of [bleep]ing idiots.

480
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,624
You're one of the most
brutally efficient,

481
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,322
distant people I have ever met.

482
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:33,497
Really?

483
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:35,369
-What was your captain's name?
-Sokel.

484
00:19:35,412 --> 00:19:36,935
Man, [bleep] Captain Sokel.

485
00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:38,937
What, you saved their lives,
so he kicks you off the ship?

486
00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:40,504
Where's the logic in that, huh?

487
00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:43,115
It does seem like
a disproportionate response

488
00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:44,160
to a minor character flaw.

489
00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:45,727
There is no character flaw.

490
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,382
Can you imagine anything more
Vulcan than Bendii syndrome?

491
00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:50,514
Hello? I mean,
Spock's dad had it

492
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,386
and he was Vulcan
as a mother[bleep].

493
00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:54,431
Hmm.

494
00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:59,436
I suppose,
by the transitive property,

495
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,395
I, too, must be Vulcan
as a mother[bleep].

496
00:20:01,438 --> 00:20:03,701
[bleep] yeah.
Logic, bitch.

497
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:04,963
Thank you, Mariner.

498
00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,922
I believe I needed to hear that.

499
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:09,533
Turns out talking through
our problems is better than

500
00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:11,709
hardening them into a dark
little core in our...

501
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,798
Wait, something's happening,
I'm starting to feel normal.

502
00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,539
The telepathic symptoms
must have tied

503
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,541
to my unresolved conflict.

504
00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:19,456
My area of effect
has dissipated.

505
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,198
Damn, Vulcan brains
are scary strong, huh?

506
00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,547
Indeed.

507
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:24,940
[gasps]

508
00:20:24,983 --> 00:20:26,463
Wow, uh... [chuckles]

509
00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:27,986
Why'd we bust down your door?

510
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,466
Hi, guys. What's up?

511
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:30,989
What is up is that
I am no longer

512
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,556
broadcasting emotional turmoil.

513
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,211
The crew should be
coming to their senses.

514
00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:37,431
-[laughing]
-[crying]

515
00:20:37,474 --> 00:20:39,476
[cries out]

516
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,564
[sobbing]

517
00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:41,870
[gasps] Huh?

518
00:20:41,913 --> 00:20:43,567
[grunting]

519
00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:46,048
[chuckles]

520
00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:48,355
[whistling]

521
00:20:48,398 --> 00:20:50,531
Uh, is Dr. T'ana
gonna be okay?

522
00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:53,360
Ah, the warm milk we gave her
should calm her down.

523
00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:55,144
Now, get ready to...

524
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,581
resist occupation!

525
00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:01,585
[grunting]

526
00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:07,243
Oh, I can't read you.

527
00:21:07,287 --> 00:21:08,462
How are your thoughts
so relaxed?

528
00:21:08,505 --> 00:21:11,378
Slam poetry: where the soul...

529
00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:13,467
meets the mind. [grunts]

530
00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:16,296
-[rapid beeping]
-Captain!

531
00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:17,688
[Freeman grunts]

532
00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:18,820
[beeping]

533
00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:29,918
CREW:
Aw.

534
00:21:29,961 --> 00:21:31,354
Okay, enough.

535
00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:32,486
Yeah, they didn't enter
the Neutral Zone.

536
00:21:32,529 --> 00:21:34,009
What did you expect?

537
00:21:34,052 --> 00:21:36,185
Set a course for Sector 87.

538
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,405
We'll lurk over there.

539
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,541
BOIMLER:
And then Haubold was like, wha!

540
00:21:44,585 --> 00:21:46,587
[chuckles] What a badass.

541
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:48,545
Oh, I can't believe
I was such a jerk today.

542
00:21:48,589 --> 00:21:50,504
I never should have
doubted you guys.

543
00:21:50,547 --> 00:21:51,983
Don't be so hard on yourself.

544
00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:53,637
Mr. Rutherford told me

545
00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:55,639
you've been putting yourself
under a lot of pressure.

546
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,380
So the team and I tried
to give you a day off.

547
00:21:57,424 --> 00:22:00,470
Wow, that's really nice.
[chuckles]

548
00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:01,950
But why?

549
00:22:01,993 --> 00:22:03,778
Because we're in charge
of protecting the crew.

550
00:22:03,821 --> 00:22:06,389
Sometimes that means grappling
with enemy invaders,

551
00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:09,610
other times it means protecting
your emotional well-being.

552
00:22:09,653 --> 00:22:11,742
Either way,
security has your back.

553
00:22:11,786 --> 00:22:13,918
Wow, I didn't know
you had such a...

554
00:22:13,962 --> 00:22:15,267
holistic view of the job.

555
00:22:15,311 --> 00:22:17,574
What did you think?
We just sat around all day

556
00:22:17,618 --> 00:22:19,402
practicing phasering people?

557
00:22:19,446 --> 00:22:20,490
Where's the help in that?

558
00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:21,970
Let's get back
to the training room.

559
00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:24,320
I think we both need
some puzzle time.

560
00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:25,669
I call dibs on the Malcolm Reed.

561
00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:27,323
Well, only if you
get there first.

562
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,934
[laughter]

563
00:22:29,978 --> 00:22:33,329
Again, we sincerely apologize
for our behavior.

564
00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:35,679
Oh, no apologies necessary.

565
00:22:35,723 --> 00:22:38,552
I'm sorry I mistook
Vulcan telepathic projection

566
00:22:38,595 --> 00:22:40,597
for Betazoid
telepathic projection.

567
00:22:40,641 --> 00:22:42,599
I feel like such an idiot.

568
00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:44,514
Hey, if we couldn't detect it,
no one could.

569
00:22:44,558 --> 00:22:46,647
Let us know if your lieutenant
needs any help.

570
00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:47,604
We've all been there.

571
00:22:47,648 --> 00:22:50,607
Oh, and Captain, a parting gift

572
00:22:50,651 --> 00:22:51,826
to make up for
today's unpleasantness.

573
00:22:51,869 --> 00:22:54,437
A Betazoid monitoring station
caught a glimpse

574
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:57,179
of the vessel we believe
is behind the attacks.

575
00:22:57,222 --> 00:23:00,356
I've never seen a starship
like this before.

576
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,531
Neither have we.

577
00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:03,751
Until next time, Captain.

578
00:23:09,234 --> 00:23:12,020
Piña colada for me and a
room-temperature water for you.

579
00:23:12,063 --> 00:23:14,544
Yes, I know
it's your favorite cocktail,

580
00:23:14,588 --> 00:23:16,503
but don't get all
emotional about it.

581
00:23:16,546 --> 00:23:18,896
Am I expressing emotion?

582
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,550
Oh, you were joking.

583
00:23:20,594 --> 00:23:22,247
-Yeah.
-Am I to understand

584
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:24,206
that you mock your friends
more than your enemies?

585
00:23:24,249 --> 00:23:26,643
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
It comes from a place of love.
-[PADD beeps]

586
00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:28,515
Well, comms must be back up.

587
00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:29,690
Boimler's sending me selfies.

588
00:23:29,733 --> 00:23:31,561
Oh, hey, you can
send your message.

589
00:23:31,605 --> 00:23:35,435
I have decided to continue
my time here on the Cerritos

590
00:23:35,478 --> 00:23:36,827
to study your chaotic ways.

591
00:23:36,871 --> 00:23:38,655
[chuckles]
Happy to have you, pal.

592
00:23:38,699 --> 00:23:40,440
[gasps] Wait, are we hugging?

593
00:23:40,483 --> 00:23:41,484
Let me in the booth!

594
00:23:41,528 --> 00:23:43,051
-I allowed a single embrace.
-Aw, man.

595
00:23:43,094 --> 00:23:45,270
You guys got to warn me.
I missed it.

596
00:23:45,314 --> 00:23:46,620
Ooh, maybe all three of us

597
00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:47,925
could go to the pottery shop
and throw some clay?

598
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,753
I have no interest
in that activity.

599
00:23:49,797 --> 00:23:50,841
TENDI:
What do you like to do?
Please tell me.

600
00:23:50,885 --> 00:23:53,235
Please, I'll do anything!

601
00:23:53,278 --> 00:23:55,542
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602
00:24:49,596 --> 00:24:51,075
[man imitates weapon noises]

603
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,818
Chirp.