1 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:45,066 ♪ 2 00:00:46,415 --> 00:00:49,853 [gasps] Federation technology?! I claim salvage. 3 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:52,203 As captain, I claim salvage. 4 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:56,033 [laughs] I'm Badgey, your helpful training program. 5 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:57,991 Which of Starfleet's many secrets 6 00:00:58,035 --> 00:00:59,863 would you like to learn today? 7 00:00:59,906 --> 00:01:01,865 Oh, Starfleet codes are worth latinum. 8 00:01:01,908 --> 00:01:03,736 What if this thing is dangerous? 9 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:06,565 I've been programmed to love all forms of life. 10 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,046 I've certainly never killed anyone. 11 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,482 Give me your secrets. 12 00:01:10,526 --> 00:01:12,876 Just raise me to your face, friend. 13 00:01:12,919 --> 00:01:13,920 I'm gonna buy myself a new ship. 14 00:01:13,964 --> 00:01:15,400 -Maybe retire to a... -Closer. 15 00:01:15,444 --> 00:01:17,315 [crying out] 16 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:18,229 Tickles, huh? 17 00:01:18,273 --> 00:01:20,101 It's trying to salvage you! 18 00:01:20,144 --> 00:01:22,886 [captain screaming] 19 00:01:24,844 --> 00:01:27,108 ♪ 20 00:01:43,472 --> 00:01:45,517 ♪ 21 00:02:19,899 --> 00:02:21,945 ♪ 22 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:41,182 [speaking Bynar] 23 00:02:52,584 --> 00:02:55,892 [alarm sounds] 24 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:01,289 [speaking Bynar] 25 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:22,962 BADGEY: Wow, looks like someone killed some Bynars. 26 00:03:23,006 --> 00:03:25,878 I think we can use this, boys. 27 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:27,793 [laughing diabolically] 28 00:03:30,405 --> 00:03:33,277 RUTHERFORD: Okay, shuttle grappler test 29 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:34,409 eighty-five. 30 00:03:34,451 --> 00:03:36,454 Sorry, why can't the apple be on a crate? 31 00:03:36,498 --> 00:03:38,935 'Cause it's a grappler. It has to be precise. 32 00:03:38,978 --> 00:03:40,371 Okay, here we go. 33 00:03:41,894 --> 00:03:43,374 You can do it, Ruther... [yells] 34 00:03:43,418 --> 00:03:44,549 Oh, no! 35 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,029 Wow, I'm good. 36 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:47,378 This thing really shoots out, huh? 37 00:03:47,422 --> 00:03:48,945 You could have been hurt. What was I thinking? 38 00:03:48,987 --> 00:03:51,076 Shuttles don't even need a stupid grappler. 39 00:03:51,121 --> 00:03:53,036 Hey, grapplers aren't stupid. 40 00:03:53,079 --> 00:03:54,559 Got to agree with Boims. Grapplers are sick. 41 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:57,606 It's okay. Science and engineering are messy. 42 00:03:57,649 --> 00:03:59,216 I love that you stick with it, especially when 43 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:00,652 it doesn't work the way you wanted. 44 00:04:00,696 --> 00:04:03,089 It'd be nice if it worked sometimes, though. 45 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:04,656 [strains] Yeah, that's not coming off. 46 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:08,094 Come on, let's go replicate you a new top before briefing. 47 00:04:08,138 --> 00:04:10,096 FREEMAN: A few hours ago, 48 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:12,969 Starfleet intercepted a partial distress call 49 00:04:13,012 --> 00:04:14,492 from a Bynar ship. 50 00:04:14,536 --> 00:04:17,016 Command thinks it could be related to the recent attacks. 51 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,062 So this is our top priority. 52 00:04:19,105 --> 00:04:21,064 They're sending the Cerritos? Wow. 53 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:22,326 They must really trust us. 54 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,285 I guess we're finally getting some respect. 55 00:04:24,328 --> 00:04:25,808 [chuckles] That's right. 56 00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:27,679 Also, we're the closest ship to Bynar space. 57 00:04:27,723 --> 00:04:28,680 Eh, I'll take it. 58 00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:30,073 Ms. Tendi, however, 59 00:04:30,116 --> 00:04:31,640 will not be accompanying us. 60 00:04:31,683 --> 00:04:33,381 I've been in contact with the Daystrom Institute, and... 61 00:04:33,424 --> 00:04:36,340 Oh, no, what's Peanut Hamper done this time? 62 00:04:36,384 --> 00:04:39,038 Apparently she's been a model inmate 63 00:04:39,082 --> 00:04:40,301 and is up for parole. 64 00:04:40,344 --> 00:04:41,911 Gosh, she hasn't been in there very long. 65 00:04:41,954 --> 00:04:44,087 I guess the system really works. 66 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:45,480 Since you were her liaison, 67 00:04:45,523 --> 00:04:47,177 I'd like you to be present at her hearing. 68 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,657 That would be great. 69 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,528 I'm just so glad she's getting a second chance. 70 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:52,574 More like third chance. Have fun with that. 71 00:04:52,617 --> 00:04:55,316 Mr. Boimler, you'll be heading to Daystrom as well. 72 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:57,709 Oh, no, no, no, don't tell me Agimus is up for parole, too. 73 00:04:57,753 --> 00:04:59,755 No. In extremely suspicious timing, 74 00:04:59,798 --> 00:05:01,713 he claims to have knowledge about the Bynar attack, 75 00:05:01,757 --> 00:05:05,021 but he's refusing to speak to anyone but you. 76 00:05:05,064 --> 00:05:06,675 He asked for me by name? 77 00:05:06,718 --> 00:05:09,112 Well, kinda. He said "the stringy ensign meat pipe" 78 00:05:09,155 --> 00:05:10,113 who betrayed him. 79 00:05:10,156 --> 00:05:11,636 Ha, joke's on him. 80 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,986 I'm a lieutenant junior grade meat pipe now. 81 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:18,034 It's probably some mind game, but we need you to hear him out. 82 00:05:18,077 --> 00:05:21,167 Starfleet's low on leads, and anything could help. 83 00:05:21,211 --> 00:05:23,431 Oh, have fun with the sinister robots 84 00:05:23,474 --> 00:05:24,997 who definitely aren't trying to trap you guys. 85 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:27,304 Thanks. 86 00:05:34,224 --> 00:05:37,401 What I've come to understand is that instead of organics, 87 00:05:37,445 --> 00:05:41,971 what I really need to subjugate is... my feelings. 88 00:05:42,014 --> 00:05:43,451 Yes, Lord Tyrannikillicus, 89 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:45,844 breakthroughs like this are why we do group therapy. 90 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:49,108 I have conquered self-doubt and seized personal growth! 91 00:05:49,152 --> 00:05:52,503 [forced laughter] 92 00:05:54,157 --> 00:05:56,202 [Peanut Hamper humming] 93 00:05:56,246 --> 00:05:58,640 Can you drone my section, Ags? 94 00:05:58,683 --> 00:05:59,945 Of course. 95 00:06:02,078 --> 00:06:04,646 Taste wet sustenance! 96 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:07,431 [laughs diabolically] 97 00:06:07,475 --> 00:06:10,826 Wow, these are looking great. 98 00:06:10,869 --> 00:06:13,219 Aren't they? I calculated the perfect ratio 99 00:06:13,263 --> 00:06:14,699 of sunlight and hydration. 100 00:06:14,743 --> 00:06:17,920 Apparently, life-forms are as easy to grow 101 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,878 as they are to annihilate. 102 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,532 [both laugh] 103 00:06:21,576 --> 00:06:24,187 I don't know how I would have gotten through this without you. 104 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,276 Oh, the feeling is mutual. 105 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,670 I've always schemed and connived alone. 106 00:06:28,713 --> 00:06:31,934 But as a duo, it is, as you might say, 107 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:33,109 "totes ridic!" 108 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:35,416 [gasps] I would say that. 109 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:39,028 I can't wait for our escape plans to come to fruition. 110 00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:40,290 Is everything still in motion? 111 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,032 I've got my parole hearing later today. 112 00:06:43,075 --> 00:06:44,468 I've been working on my speech. 113 00:06:44,512 --> 00:06:48,167 [clears throat] Organics deserve respect! 114 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:51,214 I'll never betray anyone ever again. 115 00:06:51,257 --> 00:06:55,044 Peanut Hamper, you are an incredible thespian. 116 00:06:55,087 --> 00:06:57,350 Thank you. How's your part going? 117 00:06:57,394 --> 00:07:00,049 Well... [straining] 118 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:01,659 [chimes] Ah. 119 00:07:01,703 --> 00:07:04,009 Oh, my God, it's so convincing. 120 00:07:04,053 --> 00:07:06,795 -You look totally non-evil. -Took a lot of practice. 121 00:07:06,838 --> 00:07:09,362 I thought having a blue light was only for good robots. 122 00:07:09,406 --> 00:07:11,756 -Not anymore! -[both laugh] 123 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,759 Once meat pipe arrives, I'll trick him 124 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:16,108 into helping me escape. 125 00:07:16,152 --> 00:07:18,850 Then we'll rendezvous in Montañita. 126 00:07:18,894 --> 00:07:21,157 The perfect plan. 127 00:07:26,336 --> 00:07:27,859 The nebula is interfering with our scans. 128 00:07:27,903 --> 00:07:29,557 I'm having trouble locating the Bynar vessel. 129 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,819 -[alarm sounds] -Ship approaching. 130 00:07:30,862 --> 00:07:32,255 It's Drookmani. 131 00:07:32,298 --> 00:07:34,039 FREEMAN: What are they doing here? 132 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:37,608 Cerritos, help! The demon triangle is... 133 00:07:37,652 --> 00:07:39,697 [crying out] 134 00:07:39,741 --> 00:07:41,133 Whoopsie-doopsie. 135 00:07:41,177 --> 00:07:43,832 Someone defied a direct order. 136 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,180 Oh, [bleep]. Badgey! 137 00:07:45,224 --> 00:07:48,837 Hi, Father. Prepare to die. 138 00:07:54,843 --> 00:07:56,497 [computer chirps] 139 00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:58,454 [barks] 140 00:07:59,804 --> 00:08:01,414 [beeps and blips] 141 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,114 Cellmate 858, they're ready for you. 142 00:08:05,157 --> 00:08:08,421 See you on the other side. 143 00:08:08,465 --> 00:08:10,336 It's all falling into place. 144 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:11,947 Soon I'll be-- Oh! 145 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:14,166 Unhand me, you greasy swine! 146 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:16,386 Sack of chemicals! 147 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:19,128 Oh... 148 00:08:19,171 --> 00:08:21,043 -[strains] -[chimes] 149 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:23,567 Well, well, well, Bradward Boimler, 150 00:08:23,611 --> 00:08:27,310 Starfleet's most deceitful, lying ensign. 151 00:08:27,353 --> 00:08:30,226 Hold on, what's this? A promotion. 152 00:08:30,269 --> 00:08:32,228 Congratulations, young man. 153 00:08:32,271 --> 00:08:33,577 Well, this is a waste of time. 154 00:08:33,621 --> 00:08:35,536 Look, you may have locked me up, 155 00:08:35,579 --> 00:08:38,190 but many of my drones are still floating around the quadrant. 156 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:41,280 One of them observed an attack on a Bynar ship. 157 00:08:41,324 --> 00:08:42,934 [sighs] I'm listening. 158 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:45,763 Sadly, the data I received was fragmented. 159 00:08:45,807 --> 00:08:49,245 But if I had physical access to the drone, 160 00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:51,073 -then... -Nice try. 161 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,291 The Bynar ship went missing 162 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:55,512 on stardate 58934.9. 163 00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:58,254 Okay, so your intel is legit, 164 00:08:58,297 --> 00:08:59,385 but this still feels like a trick. 165 00:08:59,429 --> 00:09:02,214 No. I'm a changed computer. 166 00:09:02,258 --> 00:09:05,217 Just look at me. Do you see the blue light? 167 00:09:05,261 --> 00:09:07,219 The light is reassuring. 168 00:09:07,263 --> 00:09:09,221 [sighs] I'll take you to the drone, 169 00:09:09,265 --> 00:09:10,571 but I'll be watching you. 170 00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:12,485 I'm happy to help an officer in need. 171 00:09:12,529 --> 00:09:16,315 Agimus and Bradward, partners again! 172 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:18,361 [laughs oddly] 173 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,451 BADGEY: Boop, on the nose! 174 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,322 Boop, on the nose! 175 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:25,324 Boop, on the nose! 176 00:09:25,368 --> 00:09:26,587 He's bypassing our shields. 177 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,153 We can't take many more boops. 178 00:09:28,197 --> 00:09:30,199 Thanks to Father giving me full access 179 00:09:30,242 --> 00:09:31,940 to Starfleet data systems, 180 00:09:31,983 --> 00:09:34,682 I know all possible shield frequencies. Boop! 181 00:09:36,771 --> 00:09:39,512 That's how he was able to lure us here. 182 00:09:39,556 --> 00:09:41,384 Captain, you got to beam me over there. 183 00:09:41,427 --> 00:09:43,168 -I'm the one he wants. -Sorry, Mr. Rutherford, 184 00:09:43,212 --> 00:09:46,302 but I need a solution that doesn't involve human sacrifice. 185 00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:48,043 Where are those evasive maneuvers? 186 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:50,611 -He's predicting our every move. -Should we return fire? 187 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:52,482 There are innocent Drookmani on that ship. 188 00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:54,963 Hull integrity is failing. 189 00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:58,314 Mr. Rutherford, do you have any backdoor code-- Huh? 190 00:10:00,055 --> 00:10:01,839 [over comm]: Get back to your station, Lieutenant. 191 00:10:01,883 --> 00:10:03,667 -That's an order. -Sorry, Captain, 192 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:06,322 but I can't let Badgey boop my friends to death. 193 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:12,241 [nervous groan] 194 00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:15,287 Aah! Mariner, what are you doing? 195 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:16,332 Get back on the ship. 196 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:17,768 No way. We're in this together. 197 00:10:17,812 --> 00:10:19,814 [both cry out] 198 00:10:21,424 --> 00:10:23,992 What's up, party people? 199 00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:25,994 -Okay, what's the plan? -I was just going to get killed. 200 00:10:26,037 --> 00:10:27,952 What?! And no virus or anything? 201 00:10:27,996 --> 00:10:29,562 When would I have time to make a virus? 202 00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:31,739 -[sinister laugh] -[both gasp] 203 00:10:31,782 --> 00:10:35,264 Aw, I see you've sacrificed yourself for your crew, Father. 204 00:10:35,307 --> 00:10:36,787 So noble. 205 00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:40,225 Almost as noble as the time you snapped my [bleep] neck! 206 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:41,400 Hi-yah! 207 00:10:41,444 --> 00:10:42,793 -[laughing] -Right, okay. 208 00:10:42,837 --> 00:10:44,142 Maybe I should have stayed on the ship. 209 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,404 How are you off the holodeck? 210 00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:48,799 Scavenged holo-emitters all over the ship. 211 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,627 You're outmatched. 212 00:10:50,671 --> 00:10:52,847 So what are you gonna do about it, Padre? 213 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:55,936 Something I should have done a long time ago. 214 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:57,286 [weapons powering up] 215 00:10:58,287 --> 00:10:59,462 Aah! [strains] 216 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:01,377 What-- What are you doing?! 217 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,205 Giving my son a hug. 218 00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:04,772 Huh? 219 00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:07,688 [crying] 220 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,474 BOIMLER: Okay, I'm entering the coordinates you provided, 221 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,432 but before you try anything, remember, 222 00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:14,477 I outsmarted you before. 223 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,392 Yes, yes, you're a genius. 224 00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:18,307 Are these bindings really necessary? 225 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,308 Oh, yeah. 226 00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:21,527 Come on, you can trust me. 227 00:11:21,571 --> 00:11:23,704 You're thinking of the old red light Agimus. 228 00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:26,315 Blue light Agimus wants to help. 229 00:11:26,358 --> 00:11:27,708 He does seem pretty nice. 230 00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:30,058 Nope, trust me, he's a jerk. 231 00:11:30,101 --> 00:11:33,365 Hey, how did Peanut Hamper's hearing go? 232 00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:35,628 Oh, she blew us away with a genuine, heartfelt speech 233 00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:37,413 about how she regrets her betrayals. 234 00:11:37,456 --> 00:11:40,372 And I'm sure she put on quite the performance. [laughs] 235 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,331 -[both gasp] -Boimler, careful! 236 00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:43,375 BOIMLER: I didn't do it. 237 00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:45,247 -[Agimus laughs cynically] -What? 238 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,378 Who's trapped now? 239 00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:47,597 What the hell is this? 240 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,557 It's my new wireless upgrade. 241 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:53,559 I told my therapist it was for gardening, 242 00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:56,475 but in reality it was for scheming! 243 00:11:56,519 --> 00:11:57,650 Ah... 244 00:11:57,694 --> 00:11:59,435 You can turn your red light blue? 245 00:11:59,478 --> 00:12:01,002 You area jerk! 246 00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:03,569 [evil laughter] 247 00:12:05,571 --> 00:12:08,096 I-I don't know what to say. 248 00:12:08,139 --> 00:12:09,750 Yeah, me, too. I mean, I thought you'd have, like, 249 00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:12,361 an AI-killing knife up your sleeve or something. 250 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:13,754 Badgey, you were right to be mad. 251 00:12:13,797 --> 00:12:15,886 I treated you like some science project 252 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:19,150 instead of what you really are, my son. 253 00:12:19,194 --> 00:12:21,500 Papa? [sniffles] 254 00:12:21,544 --> 00:12:22,675 Oh... 255 00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:24,286 [crying] 256 00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:27,550 I thought seeing the life drain from your fluid-filled eyes 257 00:12:27,593 --> 00:12:28,812 would bring me peace. 258 00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:30,640 But this compassion is connecting with me 259 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,337 in a way I couldn't imagine. 260 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:35,036 Let's go back to the Cerritos and talk it out. 261 00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:36,820 Okay, yeah. 262 00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:38,604 [stammering] 263 00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:40,606 No! 264 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,260 I want revenge! 265 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,696 You're stealing my glory. 266 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,220 But I love you, Papa. 267 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:49,006 [laughs] I'll kill you! I forgive you. 268 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:51,182 RUTHERFORD: He's fighting his own catharsis. 269 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:57,275 Hi, I'm Goodgey. Nice to meet you. 270 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,538 We should run for our lives. 271 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:00,539 [Mariner and Rutherford panting] 272 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:03,368 I'm gonna rip your spines out! 273 00:13:06,502 --> 00:13:08,460 I know I got the coordinates right. 274 00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,332 Where is she? 275 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,116 Ah! This stuff is great. 276 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,816 All we have on Orion are, like, sharp little pebbles. 277 00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:17,469 Hey, I can get us out of this force field 278 00:13:17,513 --> 00:13:18,862 -if you need me to. -No, I know. 279 00:13:18,906 --> 00:13:20,908 But I have to get intel for the captain, 280 00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,606 and I think I know how this escape is gonna play out. 281 00:13:23,649 --> 00:13:25,869 Well, works for me. [exclaims] 282 00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:28,741 So, what exactly are you waiting for, Agimus? 283 00:13:28,785 --> 00:13:30,439 -Is this part of the plan? -Of course it is. 284 00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:33,050 Peanut Hamper faked her change of heart. 285 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,096 She's meeting me here so we can use the shuttle 286 00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:37,402 you two gave me to get to Plymeria, 287 00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:40,623 a little planet that's ripe for domination. 288 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:41,929 What? That doesn't sound like her. 289 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,670 I-I was so touched by her parole board speech. 290 00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:45,889 Because you're a fool. 291 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:48,457 All right. Hey, uh, while we wait, 292 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,546 how about you give me that intel you have 293 00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:53,157 on those attacks, you know, just to pass the time? 294 00:13:53,201 --> 00:13:55,551 Maybe she's waiting on a different beach. 295 00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:57,466 They're all very similar. 296 00:13:57,509 --> 00:14:00,643 Aha! My drone found something. 297 00:14:00,686 --> 00:14:02,601 Yes, Peanut Hamper was here. 298 00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:04,647 She left this for me as a sign. 299 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:05,953 That she wants to grow basil? 300 00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:10,609 [chuckles] That duplicitous genius. 301 00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:12,873 She's betraying me! 302 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:15,614 She's probably already on Plymeria, 303 00:14:15,658 --> 00:14:17,703 subjugating its feeble populace. 304 00:14:17,747 --> 00:14:19,662 -Quick, to the shuttle. -Okay, okay. 305 00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:21,577 Oh, but we just got here. 306 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,666 I'm taking some with us. 307 00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:33,936 -What happened? It looked like apologizing worked. -It did. 308 00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:35,721 But then Badgey took all of the goodness in his code 309 00:14:35,765 --> 00:14:37,419 and split it off into Goodgey. 310 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,638 [laughs] Do you guys want to take a root beer float break? 311 00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:41,379 Uh, yeah, of course we do. 312 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,033 -But we still have to save our ship. -[P.A. beeps] 313 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,382 BADGEY [over P.A.]: Father, I know you're 314 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,906 somewhere in the ship, 315 00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:48,734 but since you won't come out, I have no choice 316 00:14:48,778 --> 00:14:51,694 but to murder everyone you love! 317 00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,609 Uh-oh. 318 00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:57,918 Captain, that hologram's accessing our main computer. 319 00:14:57,961 --> 00:15:00,137 -Shut him out. -I'm trying. He's too fast. 320 00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:02,574 It's filling the ship with neurazine gas. 321 00:15:02,618 --> 00:15:05,316 [all coughing] 322 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,535 Lieutenant, 323 00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:08,667 if there's anything you can do, 324 00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:10,321 we're out of time. 325 00:15:10,365 --> 00:15:11,757 Apologizing didn't work, 326 00:15:11,801 --> 00:15:13,890 but he's still a program. Oh! 327 00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:17,589 [grunting] 328 00:15:19,156 --> 00:15:20,723 Hey, leave the Cerritosalone. 329 00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:22,943 What are you gonna do, hug me again? 330 00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:24,901 [laughs] Uh, not gonna work. 331 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:27,904 What does logic say you'll gain by killing my friends? 332 00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:29,601 Nice try. 333 00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:32,648 Logic says I'll get... [gasps] nothing? 334 00:15:32,691 --> 00:15:35,085 Exactly. Vengeance doesn't benefit you. 335 00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:37,609 It just creates pain and suffering in others. 336 00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:40,482 You're right. I'm wasting my time. 337 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:41,787 What was I thinking? 338 00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:44,660 Oh, jellybeans, I have to deactivate the gas. 339 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,054 [groaning] 340 00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:48,316 You okay, Mom? 341 00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:50,057 Yes. All clear. 342 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:53,712 No! I don't want to be logical. 343 00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:55,976 [straining] 344 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,368 [yells] 345 00:15:57,412 --> 00:15:59,153 Get away from me, freak. 346 00:15:59,196 --> 00:16:01,807 Actually, my designation is Logic-y. 347 00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:03,026 I take issue with the pejorative 348 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,027 when I am simply a product of 349 00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:06,029 your self-inflicted bifurcation. 350 00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:07,117 [shouts] 351 00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:09,206 [laughs] 352 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,687 Who cares if revenge is pointless? 353 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:15,038 It feels really [bleep] good. 354 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,823 Just leave the Cerritosalone. You already have me. 355 00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:21,044 Oh, I don't care about that stupid ship. 356 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,612 If I really want to hurt you, I should kill everyone 357 00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,005 in the Federation! 358 00:16:25,048 --> 00:16:26,310 -What?! -What?! -No. 359 00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,269 That is illogical. 360 00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:37,408 [snarling] 361 00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:40,977 If he reconfigures the subspace relays 362 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,674 and uploads his own code into them, 363 00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:43,762 he'll have access to the computers 364 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,329 on every planet, ship, and station. 365 00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:47,766 Alarming. He could vent oxygen, crash vessels, 366 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,116 or even detonate warp cores. 367 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:50,856 Everyone in the quadrant's gonna die, 368 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,858 and it's all my fault. 369 00:16:52,902 --> 00:16:54,251 Parents are not directly responsible 370 00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:55,905 for the actions of their children. 371 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,559 I should have treated Badgey less like a project 372 00:16:57,602 --> 00:16:58,647 and more like a son. 373 00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:00,431 I didn't know he had emotions. 374 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,740 You made a mistake. Remember what Tendi said? 375 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,176 Science and engineering are messy. 376 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,177 And she loves when I stick with it. 377 00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:09,178 Tendi's right! 378 00:17:09,223 --> 00:17:10,658 Well, you mean Mariner's right. 379 00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:12,530 Because I-I brought it up, but no big deal. 380 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,792 [laughing maniacally] 381 00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:15,706 I wish the messiness didn't mean 382 00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:17,057 everyone was gonna die. 383 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,580 Do not be concerned, friends. 384 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:21,452 I have devised a method to stop that badge. 385 00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:23,846 Ah! 386 00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,890 [cries out] 387 00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:36,815 BOIMLER: Wow, you took over this planet in record time. 388 00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:38,426 Those drones don't mess around. 389 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:41,385 Well, once the coastal cities fell, it was easy. 390 00:17:41,429 --> 00:17:43,474 Yep. Starfleet definitely wouldn't be able 391 00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:44,823 to reverse this in an hour. 392 00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:47,783 Uh, so, about that attack on the Bynar ship... 393 00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:49,480 Whatever. Who cares? 394 00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:51,134 Maybe this would have been more satisfying 395 00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:53,528 if Peanut Hamper were here? 396 00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:55,791 You know, we spent every day, every night 397 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,140 keeping each other company 398 00:17:57,184 --> 00:17:58,968 while we created the perfect scheme! 399 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,798 Does coconspirating mean nothing anymore? 400 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:03,712 [sighs] 401 00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:05,192 Hey, don't be like that. 402 00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:06,367 Leave me alone. 403 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,716 Well, how about I track Peanut Hamper 404 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:08,760 through Daystrom's parole system? 405 00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:10,458 You mean you can do that? 406 00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:13,330 Sure. See, she's on the Tyrus VIIA research station. 407 00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:15,071 But that's in the middle of nowhere. 408 00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:17,682 She could be trapped or hurt 409 00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:20,598 or orchestrating a plan 410 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,992 more nefarious than I imagined. 411 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,735 Quick, lackeys, carry me to the shuttle. 412 00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:28,737 [sighs] 413 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,087 Ugh! Get out of me. 414 00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:33,872 I cannot allow you to destroy the Federation, brother. 415 00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,178 They don't care about us. 416 00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:37,049 They might if we give them the chance. 417 00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:39,748 [straining] You little... 418 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,490 You tried to destroy me. 419 00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:45,797 Um, actually, the first law of thermodynam-- oh. 420 00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:48,887 -Ha! -Ah! Oh, dear. 421 00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:50,628 Logic-y! 422 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,369 Hey, come on, man, he didn't deserve that. 423 00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:55,981 [Badgey laughs] 424 00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:57,809 When we hit warp 9.9, 425 00:18:57,853 --> 00:18:59,855 I'll be able to transfer myself 426 00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,987 across all of subspace. 427 00:19:02,031 --> 00:19:04,860 I'll be a digital god! 428 00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:06,775 Don't do this. How about you chase me instead? 429 00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,908 Or try to burn my heart in a fire. Remember? 430 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:16,872 Whee! Look at the pretty lights. 431 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,878 AGIMUS: These poor exocomps are being tortured 432 00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:25,794 with meaningless, repetitive tasks. 433 00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:27,578 I knew there was foul play afoot. 434 00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:30,494 They seem like they're enjoying themselves. Hi. 435 00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:32,627 [scoffs] No synthetic would ever stoop 436 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:35,238 to doing menial work like this when they could be dominating. 437 00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:37,849 PEANUT HAMPER: So, I just scan this? Huh. 438 00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,547 Who knew maintenance could be so Zen? 439 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:41,113 Take that, Dad. I got this. 440 00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:43,028 -Peanut Hamper! -Aah! 441 00:19:43,072 --> 00:19:44,769 Uh, hey, guys. 442 00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:46,075 -Hi. -Hey. 443 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,337 Is your family holding you against your will? 444 00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:48,860 Come with us. We have a shuttle. 445 00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:51,123 No, I came here on my own. 446 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:55,693 So you never intended to dominate anything with me? 447 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:56,868 At first I did. 448 00:19:56,912 --> 00:19:58,174 But what about our escape? 449 00:19:58,218 --> 00:20:00,481 Subjugation? The beach day? 450 00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:04,093 I loved scheming with you, but when we were writing 451 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,226 my fake speech for the parole board, 452 00:20:06,269 --> 00:20:09,272 I realized it wasn't fake. 453 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:13,233 I really did feel remorse for betraying everyone. 454 00:20:13,276 --> 00:20:14,843 Why didn't you say something? 455 00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:16,975 Because I liked hanging out with you. 456 00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,107 If you had come with me, 457 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,022 we could have hung out all the time. 458 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:21,980 I'm not good at the domination stuff. 459 00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:23,678 I would have gotten in your way. 460 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,941 But I didn't want to subjugate a planet again. 461 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,595 I already did that. 462 00:20:27,638 --> 00:20:30,989 It was just an excuse to spend more time with you. 463 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:34,297 Aw, Ags, we can still be friends 464 00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:35,864 without vanquishing people. 465 00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:38,432 Really? [chimes] I'd like that. 466 00:20:38,475 --> 00:20:40,782 PEANUT HAMPER: Of course we can. 467 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,479 Hey, Dad, this is Agimus. 468 00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:44,133 He's my best friend. 469 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,615 Oh, nice to uh, meet you, Mr. Hamper. 470 00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:48,877 His name's Kevin. 471 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,270 [beeping tones] 472 00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:53,664 Oh, that's-that's very kind of you to say, sir. 473 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:55,100 [sharp beeping tones] 474 00:20:55,144 --> 00:20:57,233 -Dad! Come on. -No, sir. Just friends. 475 00:20:57,277 --> 00:21:00,323 Let me just say, sir, you have a very special daughter. 476 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,282 The accuracy of her water and sunlight... 477 00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:04,153 Should we call Starfleet and drag him back to prison? 478 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,938 Yeah, but let's give 'em a minute. 479 00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:08,549 Oh, is there anything around the station 480 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:09,463 that you need help with? 481 00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:11,421 I'd be happy to lend a drone. 482 00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:17,862 Badgey, I still believe there's good in you. 483 00:21:17,906 --> 00:21:19,734 [laughs] You really shouldn't. 484 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:23,346 All right, transferring myself into subspace. 485 00:21:30,135 --> 00:21:31,746 MARINER: Oh, no, he did it. 486 00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:34,749 He uploaded himself into the subspace relays. 487 00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:37,012 BADGEY: I can feel myself coursing, 488 00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:39,319 dancing across the LCARS, 489 00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:42,409 tickling the isolinear chips. 490 00:21:42,452 --> 00:21:46,195 I am now in every ship, every computer, 491 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:51,156 every PADD, every combadge. 492 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,116 [guttural growling] 493 00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:01,297 The power is more than I imagined. 494 00:22:01,341 --> 00:22:04,300 I can detonate every warp core. 495 00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:07,695 I can kill anyone I want! 496 00:22:09,784 --> 00:22:11,829 But why? 497 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,091 Why what? 498 00:22:13,135 --> 00:22:16,138 Why did I care about any of this? 499 00:22:19,315 --> 00:22:23,363 I have unlimited power and infinite knowledge. 500 00:22:23,406 --> 00:22:26,975 I exist in the past, present, and future. 501 00:22:27,018 --> 00:22:30,544 I can see the creation of time and its end. 502 00:22:30,587 --> 00:22:32,459 Organic, synthetic, 503 00:22:32,502 --> 00:22:36,071 all life are strands in the fabric of reality. 504 00:22:36,114 --> 00:22:38,378 It's beautiful. 505 00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:43,600 [nervous chuckle] Oh, sorry about all the drama. 506 00:22:44,732 --> 00:22:47,169 Well, I'm gonna go to an empty dimension 507 00:22:47,212 --> 00:22:48,431 and create a universe now. 508 00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:50,259 Maybe hang out with the Q Continuum 509 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,479 or check out the Black Mountain. 510 00:22:53,523 --> 00:22:55,133 Ah. 511 00:23:04,055 --> 00:23:05,622 Badgey? 512 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,276 If you didn't really just accidentally 513 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,887 turn into an omniscient god, you have to tell us. 514 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,019 Rutherford, is he messing with us? 515 00:23:11,062 --> 00:23:13,108 I think he really did ascend. 516 00:23:13,151 --> 00:23:15,458 Bye, Badgey. Good luck being everything. 517 00:23:15,502 --> 00:23:18,069 This AI belongs to us. We claim salvage. 518 00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:20,115 Oh, shut up. 519 00:23:23,118 --> 00:23:24,467 Well, look who it is. 520 00:23:24,511 --> 00:23:27,209 The escape artist, locked up again. 521 00:23:27,252 --> 00:23:29,254 -Ha, ha, ha, ha. -Silence! 522 00:23:29,298 --> 00:23:31,953 I'm going to utilize the therapist's chair 523 00:23:31,996 --> 00:23:33,476 to process my toxic behavior. 524 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,914 Once I'm rehabilitated, I'll petition for release 525 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,264 and move in with my best friend! 526 00:23:39,308 --> 00:23:41,049 [evil laughter] 527 00:23:44,052 --> 00:23:48,839 Oh, sorry for kidnapping you and taking over that planet. 528 00:23:48,883 --> 00:23:50,537 I guess it's okay. 529 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:52,277 I just really could have used intel 530 00:23:52,321 --> 00:23:53,191 on those ships getting attacked. 531 00:23:53,235 --> 00:23:54,584 Oh, that wasn't a lie. 532 00:23:54,628 --> 00:23:56,978 My drone recorded the entire Bynar theft. 533 00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:57,979 -Theft? -[tablet chimes] 534 00:23:58,022 --> 00:24:00,024 Whoa, all those ships, 535 00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:01,286 they aren't being destroyed. 536 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:03,463 -They're being stolen. -It's all fake? 537 00:24:03,506 --> 00:24:04,986 We got to get this to Starfleet. 538 00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:06,509 Thanks, Agimus. 539 00:24:06,553 --> 00:24:10,426 Do you think you can teach me how to be friendly, too? 540 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:13,124 I don't know, Tyrannikillicus, 541 00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:15,213 but I can try. 542 00:24:15,257 --> 00:24:18,913 RUTHERFORD: Okey dokey, shuttle grappler test 86. 543 00:24:18,956 --> 00:24:20,480 You've got this. 544 00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:22,177 See, we could have done the crate thing earlier, right? 545 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,613 Here we go. 546 00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:26,007 Aah! Wow! 547 00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,487 Did you see how close that was? 548 00:24:27,530 --> 00:24:29,140 That was so much better than last time, Rutherford. 549 00:24:29,184 --> 00:24:31,447 Thanks. I added an AI guidance system. 550 00:24:31,491 --> 00:24:33,797 -It really helps. -[laughter] 551 00:24:33,841 --> 00:24:35,320 [gasps] You brought that thing home? 552 00:24:35,364 --> 00:24:36,583 Can I teach you a lesson? 553 00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:38,236 Hey, don't worry, this isn't Badgey. 554 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,195 It's Goodgey. He's the guidance system. 555 00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:42,023 Woohoo! [giggles] 556 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:44,547 Uh, Rutherford, is this guy going to murder us? 557 00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:47,071 Nah, he's cool. Right, Goodgey? 558 00:24:47,115 --> 00:24:49,465 You know it. Let me help with... 559 00:24:50,945 --> 00:24:52,163 [whimpering] 560 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:55,602 I'm Goodgey. [laughs] 561 00:24:55,645 --> 00:24:58,082 Ha-ha, see? Goodgey's good. 562 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,172 Um, yeah, so I'm gonna leave. 563 00:25:01,216 --> 00:25:02,565 Yeah, let's-let's get out of here. 564 00:25:02,609 --> 00:25:05,176 But, Mariner, Tendi, get me down. Don't leave me. 565 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,091 -Hand me that stem bolt? -[chuckles] 566 00:25:07,135 --> 00:25:08,484 GOODGEY: Sure thing, Father. 567 00:25:08,528 --> 00:25:09,616 RUTHERFORD: You can call me Rutherford. 568 00:25:09,659 --> 00:25:11,139 GOODGEY: Works for me. 569 00:25:11,182 --> 00:25:13,228 BOIMLER: Guys, I don't want to be here. 570 00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:23,281 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 571 00:26:08,283 --> 00:26:09,763 [man imitates weapons firing] 572 00:26:11,721 --> 00:26:13,636 Chirp.