1 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:28,658 ♪ 2 00:00:28,701 --> 00:00:30,834 Hey, Boims, what are you doing here? 3 00:00:30,877 --> 00:00:33,489 What's up, Mariner? Yeah, I've got a research mission to go on. 4 00:00:33,532 --> 00:00:35,534 Really? So do I. 5 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,536 Oh, awesome. I feel like, since we got promoted, 6 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,060 we never get paired up anymore. 7 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:40,104 -Ah! -[gasps] 8 00:00:40,148 --> 00:00:41,584 -[laughter] -No way! 9 00:00:41,627 --> 00:00:42,715 You guys are on the away team, too? 10 00:00:42,759 --> 00:00:44,630 Aah! It's a Beta shift reunion! 11 00:00:44,674 --> 00:00:46,110 Yes. Oh, it's been too long. 12 00:00:46,154 --> 00:00:48,156 This is gonna be great. What's the mish? 13 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:50,027 Researching moss in a cave. 14 00:00:50,071 --> 00:00:52,160 What? A cave? No. 15 00:00:52,203 --> 00:00:54,249 Yes! It'll be fun. 16 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:56,860 I hate ca... 17 00:00:56,903 --> 00:00:59,384 ...aves. 18 00:00:59,428 --> 00:01:00,472 [Rutherford and Tendi giggling] 19 00:01:00,516 --> 00:01:02,170 Ugh. Stupid cave mission. 20 00:01:02,213 --> 00:01:03,997 I feel like I've been in this cave a hundred times. 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,217 Huh. Caves do all kind of look the same, don't they? 22 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:07,914 Yeah, 'cause they're all made by 23 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:10,047 -soluble minerals! -Soluble minerals! 24 00:01:10,091 --> 00:01:11,309 Ugh. 25 00:01:11,353 --> 00:01:13,137 [Tendi gasps] 26 00:01:13,181 --> 00:01:15,313 This moss is even less osmotic than I thought it would be. 27 00:01:15,357 --> 00:01:17,315 So thrilling. Yeah, okay, let's hurry it up. 28 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:19,100 Nothing good ever comes from a cave mission. 29 00:01:19,143 --> 00:01:22,015 I like a good cave-- the flat floors, the weird smell. 30 00:01:22,059 --> 00:01:23,887 -[Tendi sniffs loudly] -[sniffs loudly] Cavey. 31 00:01:23,929 --> 00:01:25,715 What? They're always full of creepy creatures, 32 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:27,456 and sometimes, you get stuck under rubble. 33 00:01:27,499 --> 00:01:29,284 It feels like a third of all our missions are in caves. 34 00:01:29,327 --> 00:01:31,286 Come on. They're so peaceful and quiet 35 00:01:31,329 --> 00:01:33,157 and just the right amount of moist. 36 00:01:33,201 --> 00:01:35,203 RANSOM [over comms]: Away team, get out of there. 37 00:01:35,246 --> 00:01:36,899 We're detecting tremors. Hold tight. 38 00:01:36,943 --> 00:01:39,294 Try to get a signal. 39 00:01:39,337 --> 00:01:41,339 [indistinct chatter over comm] 40 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:44,777 MARINER: Ah, yes. So peaceful. 41 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:47,606 BOIMLER: Stupid cave mission. 42 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,695 ♪ 43 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,106 ♪ 44 00:02:43,445 --> 00:02:45,490 ♪ 45 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,069 -[debris rumbling] -[Rutherford groans softly] 46 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,767 -Everyone okay? -Yup. 47 00:03:01,811 --> 00:03:03,769 -Yeah. -Trapped in a cave 48 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:06,642 with no way to communicate. Wow, what a surprise. 49 00:03:06,685 --> 00:03:09,732 Can't wait to find out what's lurking around. 50 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:12,387 Any, uh, unspeakable evils in here? 51 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:14,171 Can we just... can we skip past the waiting 52 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:15,825 and just attack us now? 53 00:03:15,868 --> 00:03:18,088 Will you stop it? I'll just call for an evac. 54 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,133 [staticky clicking] 55 00:03:20,177 --> 00:03:21,483 Bunch of rocks always beats 56 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:23,528 centuries of technological progress. 57 00:03:23,572 --> 00:03:26,227 -[grunts] -[whooshing] -Whoa. 58 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:28,446 You see that? The moss reacted to your little tantrum. 59 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:31,362 -Not a tantrum. -Guess I don't need this. 60 00:03:31,406 --> 00:03:33,103 Well, the entrance is blocked. 61 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,105 A phaser blast could bring the entire place down. 62 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,672 No natural stairs or hidden passageways 63 00:03:36,715 --> 00:03:38,108 from secret societies. 64 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:39,588 Yeah, we're boxed in. 65 00:03:39,631 --> 00:03:42,634 -[hissing] -[Mariner whimpering] 66 00:03:42,677 --> 00:03:44,767 Guys, I think the moss is following me? 67 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:47,073 Aw. It's probably just naturally drawn to your body heat, 68 00:03:47,117 --> 00:03:48,901 like it's looking for a warm hug. 69 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:50,512 -Aah! -Aah! Not a hug. 70 00:03:50,555 --> 00:03:52,383 [whimpering] It's eating my boot! 71 00:03:52,427 --> 00:03:54,429 [Mariner grunts] 72 00:03:54,472 --> 00:03:56,605 It's carnivorous moss? Are you kidding me? 73 00:03:56,648 --> 00:03:58,041 So, okay, you want your "I told you so's" 74 00:03:58,084 --> 00:03:59,999 one at a time or all at once? 75 00:04:00,043 --> 00:04:01,784 At the rate it's growing, we only have a couple of hours. 76 00:04:01,827 --> 00:04:03,264 We've all been stuck in caves before. 77 00:04:03,307 --> 00:04:04,830 One of us has to know a way out of this. 78 00:04:04,874 --> 00:04:06,745 Oh, yeah. Like the time we all got stuck together 79 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,704 right after that rage virus outbreak on the ship. 80 00:04:08,747 --> 00:04:10,227 The power was fluctuating, and... 81 00:04:10,271 --> 00:04:11,707 Tendi, I love you, but that wasn't a cave. 82 00:04:11,749 --> 00:04:13,361 It was a turbolift. 83 00:04:13,404 --> 00:04:14,927 Totally different type of thing to get trapped in. 84 00:04:14,971 --> 00:04:17,321 -Right. Sorry. -BOIMLER: Wait. 85 00:04:17,365 --> 00:04:19,627 I just got stuck in a cave with Lieutenant Levy 86 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:22,239 and we used gammanite to boost our comm badge distress call. 87 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:25,460 Levy. Ugh. One of the worst guys to get stuck in a cave with. 88 00:04:25,503 --> 00:04:28,201 -Did he go on and on about his conspiracies? -Oh, yeah. 89 00:04:28,245 --> 00:04:30,334 It started as a regular dilithium survey, 90 00:04:30,378 --> 00:04:32,293 but then an ion storm blew in out of nowhere. 91 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,947 [echoing]: Nowhere. Nowhere. 92 00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:36,384 [thunder claps] 93 00:04:36,427 --> 00:04:38,386 -Oh, man. That was close. -[panting] 94 00:04:38,429 --> 00:04:39,952 -Ooh. -Damn it. 95 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:42,085 The storm must be interfering with comms. 96 00:04:42,128 --> 00:04:44,087 Oh, really? You know why they don't make comms 97 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:45,567 that can't be interfered with? 98 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:47,438 The technology isn't advanced enough to... 99 00:04:47,482 --> 00:04:50,920 [quietly]: Because of what they don't want us to hear. 100 00:04:50,963 --> 00:04:52,443 Sure, Levy. Whatever. 101 00:04:52,487 --> 00:04:54,010 We need to find a way out of here. 102 00:04:54,053 --> 00:04:56,708 Oh, can't we just wait for the storm to pass? 103 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:58,188 Yeah, right. They can last years. 104 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,972 Did you read the briefing? 105 00:05:00,016 --> 00:05:01,974 Uh, I'd rather take in the mission with my own two eyes. 106 00:05:02,018 --> 00:05:03,802 Once I beam down, make my own conclusions. 107 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,587 -[debris clinks] -[both gasp] 108 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,980 -Something's in here with us. -Yeah. 109 00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:10,374 Pretty convenient storm. 110 00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:12,158 This has Vendorian written all over it. 111 00:05:12,202 --> 00:05:13,986 What? Vendor Prime's in the Beta Quadrant. 112 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:16,206 There's no reason for Vendorians to be here. 113 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,686 That's what they want you to think. 114 00:05:17,728 --> 00:05:20,689 They're shapeshifters. Trust me. 115 00:05:20,732 --> 00:05:22,778 -Vendorians are setting us up. -[beep] 116 00:05:22,821 --> 00:05:24,910 I'm picking up a faint energy signal. 117 00:05:24,954 --> 00:05:26,608 -It could be a way out. -[groans] 118 00:05:26,651 --> 00:05:28,087 What are you doing? 119 00:05:28,131 --> 00:05:29,959 Checking the energy source? 120 00:05:30,002 --> 00:05:32,353 That's exactly what the Vendorians want us to do. 121 00:05:32,396 --> 00:05:34,050 There are no Vendorians, man. 122 00:05:34,093 --> 00:05:35,747 And just because they sound scary doesn't mean 123 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:37,183 you should believe that stereotype. 124 00:05:37,227 --> 00:05:38,837 [scoffs] Being controversial 125 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,709 is what makes them so good at tricking their prey. 126 00:05:40,752 --> 00:05:42,841 [sighs] Fine. Wait here then. 127 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:46,628 Yeah, right. That would play right into their tentacles. 128 00:05:49,021 --> 00:05:50,675 Whoa. Someone must have abandoned this 129 00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:52,460 on a previous away mission. 130 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:55,941 All-terrain treads, partial charge and ionic shielding? 131 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:57,813 Yes! We can use this to get to the shuttle. 132 00:05:57,856 --> 00:05:59,380 It's our ticket out of here. 133 00:05:59,423 --> 00:06:01,382 Huh. Only one seat, though. 134 00:06:01,425 --> 00:06:02,774 One of us will have to stay behind. 135 00:06:02,818 --> 00:06:04,254 -Out of the way, Boimler. -[gasps] 136 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,908 What are you doing? Aah! 137 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:12,610 What the [bleep], Levy? Now we're trapped. 138 00:06:12,654 --> 00:06:14,438 There's a dream vehicle just sitting 139 00:06:14,482 --> 00:06:16,571 in the middle of a cavern with only one seat? 140 00:06:16,614 --> 00:06:19,965 Yeah, that's a classic Vendorian morality test. 141 00:06:20,009 --> 00:06:22,490 Ugh. Vendorians don't care about human morality. 142 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:24,709 Look, I know you're some outside-the-box math genius, 143 00:06:24,753 --> 00:06:26,407 but do you ever wonder why you've been stuck 144 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:28,060 at the same rank for, like, a decade? 145 00:06:28,103 --> 00:06:31,324 No wild, unfounded theories on that? Huh? 146 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:33,152 Well, it's because you're insufferable. 147 00:06:33,196 --> 00:06:34,805 Wolf 359 was a tragedy, 148 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:36,939 Q exists, Picard isn't some hologram, 149 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:38,723 and Voyager'sEMH is! 150 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:40,638 [sighs] Do you know who benefits from us 151 00:06:40,682 --> 00:06:42,553 being stuck in this cave? Everyone! 152 00:06:42,597 --> 00:06:44,686 Because they don't have to deal with you. 153 00:06:44,728 --> 00:06:47,602 I... I just want help. 154 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,522 Your cruelty displeases us. 155 00:06:54,565 --> 00:06:57,481 You have failed our morality test. 156 00:06:57,525 --> 00:06:59,962 -Aah! Vendorians. -Whoa! No way! 157 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:01,833 I-I... I knew it. 158 00:07:07,578 --> 00:07:09,101 Please let us go. 159 00:07:09,145 --> 00:07:10,581 I thought you were just a paranoid anxiety 160 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:12,409 made up by people who needed an imagined enemy 161 00:07:12,453 --> 00:07:14,237 to simulate order on unrelated disasters 162 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,239 so life doesn't feel so random and chaotic! 163 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:18,371 Ha! That is what we wanted you to think. 164 00:07:18,415 --> 00:07:19,634 [Boimler yells] 165 00:07:19,677 --> 00:07:22,027 Rather than work together to escape, 166 00:07:22,071 --> 00:07:25,248 you have chosen to denigrate and bicker. 167 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:27,468 -You shall be punished. -BOIMLER: Uh, 168 00:07:27,511 --> 00:07:29,208 I-I'm already feeling pretty punished. 169 00:07:29,252 --> 00:07:31,210 They're gonna tie us together face-to-face 170 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:32,603 and lay brood pods in our necks 171 00:07:32,647 --> 00:07:34,562 so we have to look at each other in the eye 172 00:07:34,605 --> 00:07:36,259 while their young burst out of our chests. 173 00:07:36,302 --> 00:07:37,826 You know of our customs? 174 00:07:37,869 --> 00:07:40,916 Oh, yeah. Uh, Levy's a huge Vendorian fan. 175 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,613 Well, I-I wouldn't call myself a fan. 176 00:07:42,657 --> 00:07:44,049 -[grunts] -I mean, 177 00:07:44,093 --> 00:07:45,703 I do love all the lurking, 178 00:07:45,747 --> 00:07:47,531 the brood podding, the flappy arms. 179 00:07:47,575 --> 00:07:50,055 Wow. Most people find us preachy and unsettling. 180 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:51,970 How do you have such knowledge? 181 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,711 Oh, I'm on a couple of subspace forums 182 00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:55,496 where like-minded people make up... 183 00:07:55,539 --> 00:07:57,846 I mean, uh... I mean that we share information. 184 00:07:57,889 --> 00:07:59,500 Subor, go find Tarmax. 185 00:07:59,543 --> 00:08:01,371 He would get a kick out of this. 186 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,416 What else have you heard about us? 187 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:05,549 Oh, tons. I mean, where to start? 188 00:08:05,593 --> 00:08:07,420 Oh! Obelisks, right? 189 00:08:07,464 --> 00:08:09,335 So, whenever we find a mysterious... 190 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:11,468 ...off about how you guys falsified data 191 00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:14,253 that going warp speed damages subspace. 192 00:08:14,297 --> 00:08:17,605 Your knowledge is artfully mixed with hyperbole and fiction. 193 00:08:17,648 --> 00:08:18,997 We did not, as you put it, 194 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:22,218 "do the Klingon civil war." [laughs] 195 00:08:22,261 --> 00:08:24,220 Mmm. Agree to disagree. 196 00:08:24,263 --> 00:08:27,266 But I got to say, after sharing these delicious crickets, 197 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,486 you don't seem as dangerous as everyone says. 198 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,140 We do lay brood pods in throats. 199 00:08:31,183 --> 00:08:32,881 Right. I mean, besides that. 200 00:08:32,924 --> 00:08:35,274 Well, Levy, you're still a crackpot with dangerous beliefs, 201 00:08:35,318 --> 00:08:37,015 but I guess I've learned not to-- 202 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,669 I don't know-- yell at you? I don't know. 203 00:08:38,713 --> 00:08:40,889 Oh, I'm glad we're pals, too, Boimler. 204 00:08:40,932 --> 00:08:42,717 -Ah, I wouldn't say we're... -Huzzah! 205 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,588 Enemies have become friends. 206 00:08:44,632 --> 00:08:46,198 What? No, not what I said. 207 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:48,070 Our morality gambit worked. 208 00:08:48,113 --> 00:08:50,725 -[cheering] -[laughs] Vendorians. 209 00:08:50,768 --> 00:08:53,510 [laughs] Yeah. [whoops] 210 00:08:53,554 --> 00:08:56,513 So, the Vendorians ended up setting us free. They even 211 00:08:56,557 --> 00:08:58,428 taught me how to use gammanite to boost my comm signal 212 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,865 so the Cerritos could beam us out of there. 213 00:09:00,909 --> 00:09:02,432 MARINER: Ugh. This isn't working. 214 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,477 Also, I can't believe you bonded with Levy. 215 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:06,741 Power of caves. They can make you friends with jerks. 216 00:09:06,784 --> 00:09:08,394 Aw, Steve's not so bad. 217 00:09:08,438 --> 00:09:10,135 He just wants everything to be special. 218 00:09:10,179 --> 00:09:11,876 We've actually hung out in the holodeck a few times. 219 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,965 What? Like, without us? 220 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:16,098 -It's not a big deal. -MARINER: Sure. 221 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:17,621 Yeah, hang out with a guy who thinks 222 00:09:17,665 --> 00:09:19,318 we'rein the evil mirror universe. 223 00:09:19,362 --> 00:09:21,146 Sometimes being stuck together can result 224 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,670 in surprising conversations. 225 00:09:22,713 --> 00:09:24,323 You know, like that time when we all got trapped 226 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,499 -in that turbolift. -Tends, that wasn't a cave. 227 00:09:26,543 --> 00:09:29,111 We need ideas on how to get out of this sitch. 228 00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:31,417 Uh, guys, I think we need to hurry. 229 00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:34,420 [all gasping] 230 00:09:34,464 --> 00:09:35,639 Way to waste bones. 231 00:09:35,683 --> 00:09:37,380 Dumb moss. 232 00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:38,773 -Did you find gammanite? -No. 233 00:09:38,816 --> 00:09:40,513 But there's traces of trigammanite. 234 00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:41,906 Which would have a similar effect. 235 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,342 We'd have to find a way to separate it 236 00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:44,953 from the rock, though. 237 00:09:44,996 --> 00:09:46,868 -Quick, Boimler, take off your pants. -On it. 238 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:48,957 Wow. You just straight-up did that, no questions asked, huh? 239 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,654 We're roommates. 240 00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:52,656 The fiber should weaken the phaser beam just enough. 241 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:55,180 Mariner, fire at the wall so it reflects through the pants. 242 00:09:55,224 --> 00:09:57,400 Probably could've used my jacket, but... 243 00:09:59,489 --> 00:10:02,405 Voilà! Now we just have to do the delicate work 244 00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:04,015 of separating the trigammanite. 245 00:10:04,059 --> 00:10:05,626 -How'd you know how to do that? -Oh. 246 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:06,931 I guess I learned how to solve problems like that 247 00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:08,324 when Dr. T'Ana and I were trapped 248 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:09,673 in that cave with our kid. 249 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:13,111 -I'm sorry. Your what?! -Oh, yeah. 250 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,809 I had a cave baby with Dr. T. 251 00:10:14,852 --> 00:10:16,419 Did I not tell you guys about that? 252 00:10:16,462 --> 00:10:17,812 Oh, yeah, yeah, you sure did. 253 00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:19,640 No, you didn't tell us! 254 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:21,250 It was a few weeks back when Billups came down 255 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:22,686 with Porgian swamp rash. 256 00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:24,340 I got assigned to go with Doc 257 00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:26,342 to gather some medicinal ferns on Balkus 9. 258 00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:28,518 [echoing]: Nine. Nine. Nine. 259 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,086 The ferns are in this alcove over here, Doctor. 260 00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:33,088 Good. Can't replicate molecular fungo-sites 261 00:10:33,131 --> 00:10:35,830 and they're the only thing that cures swamp rash. 262 00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:38,354 It has been an honor guiding you. 263 00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:40,617 I take great pleasure in gaining your knowledge 264 00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:43,228 -and sharing mine. -[scoffs] Whatever. 265 00:10:43,272 --> 00:10:46,841 The ferns are just under the surface of the water. 266 00:10:46,884 --> 00:10:48,451 -[beeping] -Uh, Doc, 267 00:10:48,494 --> 00:10:50,453 I'm picking up some strange vibrations. 268 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:52,194 Maybe we should get out of this cave? 269 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:53,978 No. No need to worry. 270 00:10:54,022 --> 00:10:57,155 This grotto hasn't been home to the Grafflax for generations. 271 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,548 The what-what now? 272 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,202 It's a large creature that eats brains 273 00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:01,377 and many think it was a myth... 274 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:02,378 Aah! 275 00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:05,250 -[both gasp] -[groans] 276 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:07,426 [roaring] 277 00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:14,695 Oh, [bleep]. That thing was nasty. 278 00:11:14,738 --> 00:11:16,348 -Whoa. -Oh. 279 00:11:16,392 --> 00:11:18,133 I am dying. 280 00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:19,743 Don't move. We'll stabilize you. 281 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:23,225 This body is gone. I must transfer to a new one. 282 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,053 Dr. T will help you. Just stay awake. 283 00:11:25,096 --> 00:11:26,968 Her effort is not needed. 284 00:11:27,011 --> 00:11:31,537 I we simply procreate my base mind via dermal contact. 285 00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:34,323 [gasps, sighs] 286 00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:36,412 -What did you do? -Nothing. 287 00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:37,979 [sighs] Well, she's gone. 288 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:39,763 I-I'm sorry. I didn't... 289 00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,765 Oh. I don't feel so good, Doc. 290 00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,767 [stomach growling] 291 00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,508 Yeah, that makes sense. You're pregnant. 292 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,249 Aah! 293 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:48,903 But we just touched skin. 294 00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:51,514 Well, yeah. These gals procreate by dermal contact. 295 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,559 They transfer their consciousness 296 00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:54,952 into a protein mass that grows into a baby version 297 00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:56,649 -of themselves in seconds. -[groans] 298 00:11:56,693 --> 00:11:59,478 There's a lot going on here I'm not comfortable with. 299 00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,654 [laughs] You'll be saying that a lot more soon enough. 300 00:12:01,698 --> 00:12:03,178 Lie down, bite on this. 301 00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:05,484 What? I'm not gonna bite a shoe. Aah! 302 00:12:05,528 --> 00:12:07,878 [muffled groaning] 303 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,796 -Okay. There we go. -[baby crying] 304 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,886 Hold this thing while I close you up. 305 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,631 -[baby crying] -[gasps loudly] 306 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,589 Come on. Would you just open up? 307 00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,461 -[crying] -What happened? 308 00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:27,289 You gave birth to a clone baby 309 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:29,117 and we're lost in a cave system without a guide. 310 00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:34,296 Huh. So that wasn't a traumatic hallucination. 311 00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:35,863 Afraid not. 312 00:12:35,906 --> 00:12:38,474 -[baby laughing] -Catch. 313 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,345 See if you can get it to eat. Damn thing doesn't know 314 00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:41,956 -what's good for... -Oh, someone was hungry. 315 00:12:41,999 --> 00:12:45,220 -Slow down. It's okay. -Huh. Okay. 316 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,265 Anyway, priority one is protecting little Thusa 317 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,354 from being killed by the Grafflax again. 318 00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:51,313 We wouldn't want that, now, would we? 319 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:53,837 -No, we wouldn't, baby, baby. -[scoffs] 320 00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:55,578 Then we got to figure a way out of this cave 321 00:12:55,621 --> 00:12:56,971 before we run out of rations. 322 00:12:57,014 --> 00:12:58,276 Let's take turns marking our path 323 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,756 -and watching the kid. -Ooh! 324 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,540 I call dibs on first babysitting shift. 325 00:13:01,584 --> 00:13:03,020 Good, because the only thing I hate more than engineers 326 00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:04,848 are babies. 327 00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:07,285 -[giggling] -Ooh, who's a little clone baby? 328 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,680 -You are. You are. [laughs] -Ugh. 329 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,508 -Oh, baby. -[laughing] 330 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,777 [crying] 331 00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:24,085 -Oh! -[shrieks] 332 00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:25,695 ♪ 333 00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:32,658 [coos] 334 00:13:32,702 --> 00:13:36,532 [phaser firing] 335 00:13:37,489 --> 00:13:39,317 [squeals] 336 00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:43,887 -[laughing] -Wow. You're a tough kid. 337 00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,281 Born in a cave, fighting a monster. 338 00:13:46,324 --> 00:13:49,066 I think you're the coolest baby I've ever met. 339 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,720 Oh, looks like you two are finally getting along. 340 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,722 Yeah, yeah, I don't usually like babies, 341 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,332 but this is more of a co-adventurer. 342 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,205 Yeah, she's on Team Cave Survival. 343 00:13:57,248 --> 00:13:58,815 I still don't like engineers, though. 344 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:00,382 [growling] 345 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,123 Run! 346 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,951 Aw, [bleep]! Dead end! 347 00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:05,604 -[Thusa crying] -[growling] 348 00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,432 Would you stop messing with the tricorder? 349 00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:08,912 We're about to be eaten alive. 350 00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:10,871 No can do, Dr. T. I've got this. 351 00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:12,481 [bellowing roar] 352 00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:14,918 We mean you no harm. 353 00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:17,007 We just want to get out of this cave. 354 00:14:17,051 --> 00:14:20,793 [low growling] 355 00:14:20,837 --> 00:14:22,795 Did you just talk to me? 356 00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:24,275 I adapted this translator based on your growls. 357 00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:26,016 Please don't eat us. 358 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,539 GRAFFLAX [through device]: I don't want to eat you. 359 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,106 I'm protecting my baby. 360 00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:31,456 Hey, this is our baby. I gave birth to it. 361 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,763 Not that. In there. 362 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,986 [yelps] 363 00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:41,466 -[laughing] -Oh, we didn't know that was your baby. 364 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,860 If you let us leave, we'll make sure nobody ever comes back. 365 00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:45,731 I've been observing you. 366 00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:47,646 You are good parents. 367 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:50,475 Follow me. 368 00:14:51,694 --> 00:14:54,653 All right, Baby Thusa. Let's get you out of this cave. 369 00:14:54,697 --> 00:14:56,264 -[giggles] -T'ANA: Huh. 370 00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:58,527 You'd make a not completely terrible father. 371 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:00,964 Wait. Are you saying I'm the first engineer you like? 372 00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:03,575 T'ANA: Shut the [bleep] up. 373 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,844 Dude, you fully had a kid and never told us? 374 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:13,368 She was a consciousness clone. 375 00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:14,891 It's not like she was my baby. 376 00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:16,371 I only gave birth to her. 377 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:17,894 That a huge deal. We're roommates. 378 00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:19,330 How come you didn't tell me this? 379 00:15:19,374 --> 00:15:21,419 You didn't tell me about the Vendorians. 380 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,899 And I haven't been able to talk about the time 381 00:15:22,943 --> 00:15:24,292 we got stuck in the turbolift. 382 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:25,989 That is not a cave story! 383 00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,730 -[growling] -[all gasping] 384 00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,340 Oh, I don't like the sound of that. 385 00:15:29,384 --> 00:15:30,907 Ugh. 386 00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:32,778 RUTHERFORD: What? 387 00:15:32,822 --> 00:15:35,477 You're using the comm badge as a filter for the trigammanite? 388 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,045 Since when do you know how to realign microcircuitry? 389 00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:40,003 Probably from you. I don't know. 390 00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:41,831 The way these stories have been going, I wouldn't be surprised 391 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,833 if you got it from one of those creeps in Delta shift. 392 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,530 -Well, I mean... -You did? 393 00:15:45,574 --> 00:15:47,837 Since when can you stand being around Delta shift? 394 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,360 Since I got assigned to lead them 395 00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:52,015 on an away mission on Glish. But our shuttle 396 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:53,843 was hit with a magnetic anomaly on the way. 397 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,453 [echoing]: Way. Way. 398 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,200 [coughing] 399 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:05,768 -Nice landing. -Oh, you have notes 400 00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:07,639 -on me saving our lives? -I wouldn't have crashed 401 00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:09,380 -into a cave. -We lost power. 402 00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:11,600 Shuttles are shaped like bricks. What was I supposed to do? 403 00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:13,341 -[comm chirps] -Ugh. Of Course. 404 00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:15,430 Oh, wait. Holy [bleep]. Comms are working? 405 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,954 [laughs] [bleep] you, cave. 406 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:19,651 All right, Mariner to Cerritos. 407 00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:21,001 RANSOM [over comms]: What? Repeat that. Breaking up. 408 00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:23,264 -Aw, damn it. -We're out of range. 409 00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:25,048 Looks like we'll be here for a while. 410 00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:26,919 -Mariner! -[all exclaim] 411 00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:28,921 Look what your crappy piloting did to my leg. 412 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,185 -Oh, my God! -Asif! -[groans] 413 00:16:31,228 --> 00:16:32,925 Ugh. Karavitus, grab a med kit. 414 00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:35,058 Amadou, get me a status report on those engines. 415 00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:36,668 -On it. -Yes, ma'am. 416 00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:42,631 Shuttle's salvageable, but power's dunsel unless we can 417 00:16:42,674 --> 00:16:44,372 -scrounge up some pergium. -Well, 418 00:16:44,415 --> 00:16:46,069 it's our lucky day, because, according to this, 419 00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,985 there's a pile of pergium right over there. 420 00:16:52,336 --> 00:16:54,338 Ugh. Ugh. I feel terrible. 421 00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:56,036 Are you guys seeing this? 422 00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:58,560 What the hell? Did you get older? 423 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,606 Oh, whoa. You did, too. 424 00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:05,044 Ew! This is so messed up! 425 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,613 We're near a mineral vein which emits chronitons. 426 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,919 Anything organic will experience a bio-temporal flux 427 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,486 depending on how close you get to it. 428 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,792 Well, that sucks because we have to get 429 00:17:14,837 --> 00:17:16,186 to that wall over there, or no pergium. 430 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:17,840 I'm gonna be a spry old lady. 431 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,972 I'll just muscle through it. 432 00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:21,713 Well, what are you doing? Cut it out. 433 00:17:21,757 --> 00:17:23,324 You're gonna get too old. 434 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,239 I bet I age more gracefully than you, 435 00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:27,370 because I'm a better person. 436 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:29,156 I'm the ranking officer here. 437 00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:31,158 Go back to the young side. That's an order. 438 00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:33,595 No! You always hated me 439 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:35,988 just because I'm Delta shift. 440 00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:38,121 I've always hated you because you're an asshole. 441 00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,557 We can't help Asif if we both 442 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,733 die of old age halfway to the wall. 443 00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:42,734 -Aah! -Aah! 444 00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:44,736 I'm only an asshole 445 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,999 because I work just as hard as you 446 00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:49,741 at all the same jobs but nobody cares. 447 00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:52,831 Our shift sucks. Everyone is asleep. 448 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,529 That sounds great to me. 449 00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:57,053 It isn't. I've met the captain-- 450 00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,055 I don't know-- five times. 451 00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:00,970 I've seen Ransom three or four. 452 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,233 None of us in Delta shift will ever rank up 453 00:18:03,277 --> 00:18:07,150 like you all did because nobody knows we exist. 454 00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:09,631 Damn. It's like we work on two different shifts. 455 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:13,025 Yeah. That's why we've always resented you Beta shifters. 456 00:18:13,069 --> 00:18:15,115 Oh, we thought you hated us because we broke stuff 457 00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:17,117 during the day and you had to fix it at night. 458 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,770 Yeah, that's sucks, too. 459 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,425 [sighs] I'm sorry for being a dick to you. 460 00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,819 Maybe we try to find a shift between ours 461 00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:26,952 -where we can try to be civil. -Maybe. 462 00:18:26,996 --> 00:18:29,825 If we survive this stupid old-age cave. 463 00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,697 -[bones crack] -Aah! My hip! [coughs] 464 00:18:32,741 --> 00:18:36,136 Ugh. We need someone younger than us to take a crack at this. 465 00:18:36,179 --> 00:18:39,704 Wait. That's it! Asif's like a child prodigy. 466 00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:41,967 -He's young as hell. -Really? 467 00:18:42,011 --> 00:18:43,795 Asif, get your ass over here! 468 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,797 Hello. My leg is broken. 469 00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:48,713 It'll heal with the time dilation. 470 00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:50,411 -Right? -Yeah, I don't know. -[whimpers] 471 00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:53,065 -[bone cracking] -Ow! Oh, my God, my leg! 472 00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,459 Ow! Oh, it's healing wrong. 473 00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,157 -[Asif whimpering] -It looks fine. 474 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,767 -Yeah, just keep going. -ASIF: I don't know. 475 00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:01,683 -Are you sure? -Just walk through it. 476 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:05,991 [screaming] 477 00:19:06,035 --> 00:19:08,211 Oh, I can't go anymore. 478 00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:09,821 My leg feels like a knot. 479 00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:11,823 Just suck it up. You're still young. 480 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,782 Yeah, come on, kid. I wish I was your age. 481 00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:19,483 Oh, God, my leg fell off! 482 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,878 -Ooh. Uh, that is not good. -Aah! That-that's... Ooh. 483 00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:24,271 AMADOU: Hey, guys, check it out. 484 00:19:25,794 --> 00:19:27,622 There's a bunch of pergium over here 485 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:29,058 and it makes you age down a little. 486 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,799 I feel great. 487 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,453 Oh. Good job, Amadou. 488 00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:34,716 What?! Then why did I have to walk over here? 489 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,718 Hey, you're a hero, Asif. 490 00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:38,198 Yeah, you did great, man. 491 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,764 Couldn't have gotten out of this without you. 492 00:19:39,808 --> 00:19:42,027 Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Don't leave my leg. 493 00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:44,029 I'm done being old, so we're just gonna have the doc 494 00:19:44,073 --> 00:19:46,293 -grow you a new one. -Oh, come on. 495 00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:49,296 RANSOM [over comms]: Shuttlecraft, do you read? 496 00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:52,386 We're receiving your distress call. Just stay where you are. 497 00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:54,736 -Nice job, Lieutenant. -You, too, Ensign. 498 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:56,999 Couldn't have done it without Delta shift. 499 00:19:57,042 --> 00:19:58,870 -You know it. -Yeah! 500 00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:01,090 -Delta shift! Delta shift! -Delta shift! Delta shift! 501 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,353 ALL THREE: Delta shift! Delta shift! 502 00:20:03,397 --> 00:20:04,876 -Hey, yeah, can-can we please -[chanting continuing] 503 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,356 just try to get my leg, maybe? 504 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,445 You-you know, just in case? 505 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:11,535 -You chanted with them? -Chanting's our thing. 506 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:12,884 I can-I can chant with other people. 507 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,190 Guys, don't fight. 508 00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:15,670 I don't know who you are anymore! 509 00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:17,498 Oh, why don't you ask your pal Steve Levy? 510 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,108 Delta shift is way worse. 511 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,544 You didn't even tell us you were a father. 512 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:23,068 I did too tell you. Just not right away. 513 00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:25,027 Whatever. Ugh. Just, here's the trigammanite. 514 00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,550 Call the Cerritos and get us out of here. 515 00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:28,987 Great. I'll call for an evac. 516 00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:30,859 Fine. I can get back to real work. 517 00:20:30,902 --> 00:20:33,557 Yup. See you guys in the next cave or whatever. 518 00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:36,473 Away team to Cerrit... Aah! 519 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:37,822 -Moss! -Oh, this moss is doing something 520 00:20:37,866 --> 00:20:38,997 -that moss shouldn't do! -Holy... 521 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,261 MOSS: You cannot leave. 522 00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:44,046 -Did the moss talk? -What is happening? 523 00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:47,005 You cannot leave until I hear 524 00:20:47,049 --> 00:20:49,094 -the green one's story. -Uh. 525 00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:51,314 But it's just about a turbolift. 526 00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:53,011 It doesn't apply to the situation. 527 00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:54,796 -Story! -Tendi, tell the story. 528 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,667 Okay, uh, well, it was 529 00:20:56,711 --> 00:20:58,887 my first day on the Cerritos. 530 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,976 [echoing]: Cerritos. Cerritos. Cerritos. 531 00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,456 -No. No, no, no. No, go away. -Spirit, community. 532 00:21:02,499 --> 00:21:04,022 -Leave me alone. -Lower Decks! Lower Decks! 533 00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,589 -No. Don't... Stop hugging me. -Lower Decks! 534 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:07,069 You're gonna be my cha'DIch from now on, baby! 535 00:21:07,112 --> 00:21:09,593 -Yeah! -Yeah! -♪ 536 00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:12,248 Oh, man. [whooping] 537 00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:13,380 [laughter] 538 00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:14,990 [all exclaiming] 539 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:18,123 Ugh. I need to sleep for a year, minimum. 540 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,560 I thought synthehol let you 541 00:21:19,603 --> 00:21:21,344 shrug off the effects of alcohol. 542 00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:23,433 Yeah, but I swapped bottles way early. 543 00:21:23,477 --> 00:21:25,566 We've been drinking the real thing. 544 00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:27,959 I'm genuinely impaired, but, well, 545 00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:29,831 what if Dr. T'Ana needs me to assist 546 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,702 in, uh, like, a surgical thing? 547 00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:34,879 We just survived a rage virus. The whole ship's on down time. 548 00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:36,359 -Don't sweat it. -Yeah, there shouldn't be 549 00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:39,536 another disaster until 15:30 at the earliest. 550 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,103 [power whooshes down] 551 00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:43,323 Ugh. Rutherford to Commander Billups. 552 00:21:43,366 --> 00:21:45,542 Are there any issues with the turbolifts? 553 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:48,458 BILLUPS: Uh, well, a bunch of the power relays were damaged, 554 00:21:48,502 --> 00:21:50,678 so, just hang tight, we'll add you to the list. 555 00:21:50,721 --> 00:21:54,029 Can you just beam us out of here, sir? 556 00:21:54,072 --> 00:21:56,597 Huh. I'm sure they'll have it fixed in a jiffy. 557 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,950 -[grunts] -Oh! -Oh! 558 00:22:01,993 --> 00:22:04,344 Shoot. That spells targ. I'm out. 559 00:22:04,387 --> 00:22:08,043 My turn. All right, you got to bounce it off Boims' face. 560 00:22:08,086 --> 00:22:09,871 [laughing] 561 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:15,050 -Okay. Is it a living thing? -No. 562 00:22:15,093 --> 00:22:17,313 Uh, is it an isolinear optical chip? 563 00:22:17,357 --> 00:22:19,663 Yes! Holy crap! You got it in two! 564 00:22:19,707 --> 00:22:21,361 [whoops, laughs] 565 00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:25,103 [sighs] I think this was actually 566 00:22:25,147 --> 00:22:26,670 one of the best days of my life. 567 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,455 Uh, you mean, with the zombie outbreak, 568 00:22:28,498 --> 00:22:30,587 then getting stuck in here and peeing in a corner? 569 00:22:30,631 --> 00:22:32,676 Well, I didn't love peeing in the corner. 570 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,026 I guess I was worried about being the only Orion on board. 571 00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:37,333 We kind of have a reputation. 572 00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:41,206 All we see is a smart, capable, awesome ensign. 573 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:44,253 Yeah, you're a lower decker, just like us. 574 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,081 Cerritosstrong. [chuckles] 575 00:22:46,124 --> 00:22:48,431 -[snoring] -Hmm. 576 00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:50,564 [whispering]: I'm glad you guys are my friends. 577 00:22:50,607 --> 00:22:53,001 -[grunts] I'm here to save you. -[all yelling] 578 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:56,657 [laughing] 579 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,834 Oh, man, I almost peed again when Shaxs jumped in like that. 580 00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:02,227 Almost? I fully did. 581 00:23:03,838 --> 00:23:05,448 I think that was the best time 582 00:23:05,492 --> 00:23:07,537 I've ever had being stuck in something. 583 00:23:07,581 --> 00:23:09,409 Mm, that was really sweet. 584 00:23:09,452 --> 00:23:11,889 I'm sorry I kept cutting that story off early, Tends. 585 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:14,326 No, it's okay. I just wanted to say, it doesn't matter 586 00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:16,198 if we start hanging out with Steve Levy 587 00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:18,505 or Delta shift or having a baby. 588 00:23:18,548 --> 00:23:20,898 We'll always be friends. 589 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,247 I love you guys. 590 00:23:23,292 --> 00:23:26,643 I have eaten many outsiders in this cave, 591 00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:28,776 but I have never made a friend. 592 00:23:28,819 --> 00:23:30,517 Can we be friends? 593 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,302 Of course. We came in here to study you. 594 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,652 You did? Take your scans, 595 00:23:35,696 --> 00:23:38,786 as long as you continue to tell stories. 596 00:23:38,829 --> 00:23:41,397 Uh, it'll take a while for our commanders to rescue us, 597 00:23:41,441 --> 00:23:43,660 and I have plenty more cave stories to tell. 598 00:23:43,704 --> 00:23:45,183 That pleases me. 599 00:23:45,227 --> 00:23:47,403 [overlapping chatter] 600 00:23:47,447 --> 00:23:49,231 -You ever heard of a sentient cave? -Ooh, I have a real cave story. 601 00:23:49,274 --> 00:23:52,234 Remember the time we got stuck in a cave and met ourselves? 602 00:23:52,277 --> 00:23:55,846 -What? No way. -Oh, yeah, that one was wild. 603 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:57,239 We thought it was us from the future 604 00:23:57,282 --> 00:23:59,023 'cause they knew everything about us. 605 00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:00,503 But then it turned out it was actually a bunch of aliens 606 00:24:00,547 --> 00:24:01,809 -pretending to be us. -Then it turned out 607 00:24:01,852 --> 00:24:05,247 they actually were from the future. 608 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:07,292 It appears that the junior officers 609 00:24:07,336 --> 00:24:09,120 have rekindled their friendship. 610 00:24:09,164 --> 00:24:11,209 By not allowing their new responsibilities 611 00:24:11,253 --> 00:24:13,255 to destroy what's truly important. 612 00:24:13,298 --> 00:24:15,997 -They have passed our test. -Should we unblock 613 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,303 -their communications? -[laughter] 614 00:24:18,347 --> 00:24:22,220 Nay. Let them enjoy this moment for a little longer. 615 00:24:22,264 --> 00:24:24,614 [indistinct chatter, laughing] 616 00:24:24,658 --> 00:24:28,096 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 617 00:25:23,586 --> 00:25:25,066 [man imitates weapons firing] 618 00:25:27,024 --> 00:25:28,591 Chirp.