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FREEMAN: Captain's log,
Stardate 58759.1.

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The Cerritos is visiting
the Federation world Corazonia,

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an artificial megastructure
in a bespoke star system

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designed by a long-extinct
alien species.

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The ring has been home
to the Corazonians,

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who enjoy perfect climate
and surface conditions

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thanks to Vexilon,
the environmental computer

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installed by the ring's
original designers.

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Fortunately,
Vexilon is a benevolent ally

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with no interest
in world domination.

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The Corazonians share a deep
bond with their caretaker.

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CORAZONIAN:
Thank you for making the trip

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on short notice, Captain.

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We're very concerned
about Vexilon.

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Well, he's not trying
to subjugate anyone, is he?

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I thought
he was a friendly computer.

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He is, but his hardware
is ancient, wearing down.

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Vexilon has been operating
with less accuracy

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than we are accustomed.

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Your world computer's lagging?

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The weather
has become unpredictable.

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One minute it's blue skies,
the next it's blizzards.

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His geographic processes
are faltering, too.

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Just yesterday, one
of our rivers reversed its flow

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and flooded a mountain.

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We're all artists and poets,
but I've been so stressed.

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Just look at the terrible
statues I made last week.

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Yeesh. Yeah, that's a pretty
clumsy expression of form.

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Those are our finest works.

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We're talking
about those over there.

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Well, why don't we just go check
on Vexilon,

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and afterward you can tell us
all about your creative process?

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Just an amateur lack of focus
and balance.

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FREEMAN: Ransom!

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VEXILON:
Welcome to Corazonia, Captain.

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We appreciate Starfleet's help.

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Please enjoy some iced tea.

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- Aah! That's hot.
- Damn it! I'm so stupid!

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It's totally normal
for a planetary operating system

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to need some maintenance
every once in a while.

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No one's judging you.

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Ah. Thank you.
It's just embarrassing.

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I've been fine for a millennia,

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but now I can't even control
my monsoon seasons.

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Why don't I just pop
your control panel

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and take a look
at your circuits?

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I'm sure we can have you
up and running in no time.

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Captain, we have engineers

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- who could...
- Stand down, Jack.

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I minored in archaic technology
back at the Academy.

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I think I've got this.

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Thank you, Captain.
I don't deserve this treatment.

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I hope this isn't taking you
away from more important work.

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No. (Scoffs) Not at all.

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We needed to stop in
and retrofit the power relay.

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Starfleet installed
during first contact anyway.

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I've got one of my lieutenants
on that now.

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BOIMLER: Ooh, this is it.

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Your first away mission
as a commander.

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No big deal. You've got this.

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You are boss Boimler,
and you're gonna nail...

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- Lieutenant Boimler.
- What?! I mean, hi.

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- I mean, uh... yes, T'Lyn?
- Your team is waiting.

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Have you completed
your confidence-boosting ritual?

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Oh, that's not what I was doing.

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I was just, uh, running
a last-minute check of supplies.

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Has everyone tested their comms?

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-(feedback squeals)
-(echoing): Boimler to T'Lyn. Yah!

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All equipment is
in adequate condition

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to accomplish our errand.

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It's not an errand,
it's a mission.

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My first mission as commander.

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It's pretty cool, right?

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- Perhaps we should proceed.
- (clears throat)

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Ensigns, at attention.

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This is a cut-and-dry
power terminal upgrade.

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If you have any questions,
don't hesitate to come to me

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or Provisional Lieutenant
Junior Grade T'Lyn,

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who's on site in case
any science stuff happens.

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Everything that has ever
occurred is science stuff.

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Oh. Uh, right.

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That went pretty well, I'd say.

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I do not know
to what you are referring.

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We have not started the repair.

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I mean, talking to my team.

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I've had good bosses
and bad ones.

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I just don't want
to repeat their mistakes.

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Your caution is warranted.

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Statistically, ensigns serving

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under recently promoted
commanders are more likely

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to experience death
and/or dismemberment.

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- Death?!
- Yes. And/or dismemberment.

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Well, luckily,
this mission's pretty tame.

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It's just
swapping out some terminals.

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The component pieces
are unstable

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- and could detonate at any moment.
- (shrieks)

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The retrofit must be conducted
in precise order,

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or the terminal will explode.

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BOIMLER: It's like disarming

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a building-sized bomb?

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The similarity
is not inaccurate.

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All right, gang.
Who's ready to be careful?

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TENDI: I wonder how
Boimler's doing down there

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- on his mission.
- Oh, he's either doing great

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or super overthinking it
and getting sweaty.

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I don't know why.
Being a lieutenant junior grade

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doesn't seem too different
from being an ensign to me.

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Oh, okay. It's the same, huh?

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Well, what if I told you
we now have access to this?

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(gasps)
The anomaly storage room?

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Yup! Anything
that requires further study

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or might need to be returned
to its previous entity

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is kept right here.

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That's the hat that turned
Billups into a church tower.

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I wouldn't even
authorize myself for this.

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- A lot of it is dangerous.
- Aah! Don't touch that!

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Do you want your head
to fall off and skitter away?

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- Greetings and salutations!
- (Rutherford gasps)

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(groans) A Betazoid gift box.
Things creep me out.

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(gibbering)

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Why?

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This is a message
for Rutherford.

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I don't want to be in this roo.
I want to live in your quarter.

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Oh, uh, no, thank you.

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Is this guy sentient?

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No, they-they just tend to
pick up phrases they overhear.

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Eat a bag of Borg,
(bleep) mother(bleep).

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I didn't know
that Dr. T'Ana came in here.

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Oh, no way.
It's the Wadi Chula game.

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The one that traps you inside

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until you solve
its annoying challenges.

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Oh, hell yeah. The one with,
like, the pastel triangles

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and the little girl
doing hopscotch,

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and everybody's like...
♪ Allamalay lemon meringue. ♪

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DIRK: Lieutenants Tendi,
Mariner and Rutherford,

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report to the isolinear
chip junction immediately.

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On the way.

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Ugh. I thought we had
the afternoon to ourselves.

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I told you it didn't feel too
different from being an ensign.

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At least this'll be
something interesting.

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No more mindless,
repetitive tasks for us.

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Took you long enough.

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I need you three
to scan each and every one

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of these isolinear chips
by hand.

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What?! But there are
thousands of them.

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Yeah, and there's
a .015% deviation

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in the fault sensor,
which is why

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it needs to be done by hand.

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Can't it just wait
until we repair the sensor?

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Wow. Why didn't I think of that?

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Oh, right, I did.

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But the sensor detected
a single malfunctioning chip

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before it went down.

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You three need to find it.

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This isn't so bad.
Ooh, maybe we can sing a song...

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Once an hour, the room fills
with nitrogen coolant,

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so keep your breathers handy.

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The chips can get scalding hot,
so watch out for that.

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Oh, and Billups' ferret
got out this morning

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so report to him
if it bites you.

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-Lancelot's in here?! Ah!
(Whimpering) -(Lancelot squeaks)

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Okay, you were right.
This is feeling pretty ensign-y.

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Huh. It doesn't make any sense.

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This is ensign work.

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(gasps) Maybe even cadet.

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On Orion, older pirates
would haze new recruits

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by making them
do worthless tasks,

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like clean the door panels
with their tongues.

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- You think Dirk's hazing us?
- What's hazing?

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It's a prank dressed up
as team-building

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that nobody really likes.

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Well, that doesn't sound
very Starfleet.

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Yeah, I got to agree
with Ruthie on this one.

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There is no way senior officers
would haze a lieutenant.

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You're right.
They have too much character.

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(scoffs) What? No, no.
They're not cool enough.

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This is just an annoying job
given to us by an annoying guy.

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(laughs)
Yeah, I'm probably overreacting.

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FREEMAN: Hmm.

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Well, nothing seems to be wrong

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with your hardware.

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Do you mind if I take a look
at your terminal?

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Of course.
Feel free to dig around.

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(beeping)

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Ah, I think I see the problem.

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Your operating system's
out of date.

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That would explain it.

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There was that weekend
where my designers evolved

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into fifth-dimensional energy
beings and left me on my own.

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When was my last update?

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Six million and seven years ago.

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Ah, that was a good year.

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Really good harvest season.

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Huh. Hang tight, I'll get you
caught up with this update,

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and it should clear things
right up.

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Thank you, Captain.
You've saved us.

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It'll be nice to get back
to my old, helpful self

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af-af-after...
after, after, after, after,

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- (high-pitched): After, after, after, after...
- Vexilon?

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(rapid, high-pitched): After,
after, after, after, after...

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- (rumbling)
- RANSOM: Uh, Captain?

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Did that update require
a shutdown?

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It wasn't supposed to.

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(clinking)

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(yelling)

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(thunder crashing)

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- (wind whistling)
- All right, gang.

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Just remember,
the name of the game is safety.

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- (crashing)
- (Boimler gasps)

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Okay, also, hurry.
Safety and speed.

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Lieutenant,
these power cylinders

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are extremely volatile.

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Are you certain
speed is necessary?

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Something's going on
with the weather,

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and these guys are pros.
They'll be...

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- Taylor, what are you doing?
- Um, reaching for the first clamp?

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Love the initiative,
but your angle is all off.

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I need 90 degrees, not 80.
But no worries.

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I probably did
a bad job explaining

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how deadly these bomb tubes are.

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- Okay.
- Stop! Stop! Stop.

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You know what? Why-why don't I
show you how to do one?

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Then you guys can do the rest.

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But doesn't each one take
three people, sir?

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Oh, no, no, no, you don't have

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to do that whole "sir" thing
with me. I'm chill.

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Call me Bradward or Boims
or something.

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Doesn't this take
three people, Bradward?

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Technically, yes,
but I think I should show you

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how to do it right,
just on this first one.

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So you have four subsponders
in the corners

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that interface with
the ion generator in the center,

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which self-stabilizes
the reaction.

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If broken in the wrong order,
the container will explode,

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so you have to be careful
as you remove each one...

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- (grunts) Got it.
- (clanks)

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Then repeat that three times.

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- (grunting)
- (clanking)

242
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,260
Then you rotate the old cylinder

243
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,029
until you feel
the latch disengage,

244
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,964
- at which point you carefully remove it.
- (rolling thunder)

245
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,766
Now it's very important
to keep it upright

246
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,234
and lift with your knees,
not your back, because

247
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,803
you really don't want
back pain, and that's...

248
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,838
- (wind whistling)
- (rolling thunder)

249
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,740
...why you put it in the taupe
bin and not the magenta bin.

250
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,141
Got it?

251
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,044
- I don't think we did.
- Maybe we could try it?

252
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,312
Okay, not a big deal.
Let me just

253
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,280
pop another quick demo for you.

254
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,782
- (groans)
- (Boimler grunting)

255
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,150
When are we going to get
to do some of the mission?

256
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,752
- (clinking)
- BOIMLER: Whoa.

257
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,622
- (beeping)
- RUTHERFORD: Mm, mm, mm, mm, IN.

258
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,090
(Rutherford gasps,
Lancelot squeaks)

259
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,393
Lancelot! (Whimpering)

260
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,096
Ow! Hot! Aah!

261
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,798
How many more
of these things are there?

262
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,767
Ugh. Rutherford's got
the last couple.

263
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,136
You ever notice that it's always
the last chip you test?

264
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,238
Just scan it.

265
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,773
- No, that's not right.
- (Tendi grunts)

266
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,775
- (growls)
- But we tested every chip.

267
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,644
- Rutherford, make it make sense.
- I can't. It has to be this one.

268
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,912
How's it going in here,
Lieutenants?

269
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,247
Wow. You all look beat.

270
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,949
Oh, didn't know
scanning could be so taxing.

271
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,752
- Ugh!
- Uh, sir, look, we've scanned every chip.

272
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,119
They're all fine.

273
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:30,023
Hmm. Every chip?
Even the second layer?

274
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,362
Why didn't you tell us
about all these?!

275
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,164
I don't know. The hidden button
seemed obvious.

276
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,733
Anyway, these are twice as hot,
so you'll want to use tongs,

277
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,068
which makes it twice as hard.

278
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,870
- (squeaks)
- Aah! Lancelot!

279
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,337
Leave me alone!
I don't have any meat!

280
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,174
Billups,
I've got eyes on Lancelot.

281
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,744
- (alarm blaring) - "The
hidden button seemed obvious."

282
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,746
Oh, this is definitely hazing.
So much for character.

283
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,748
Ouch!
Yeah, I think you're right.

284
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,751
Hey, how'd you deal with this
kind of thing back on Orion?

285
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,152
Blindfolded saber fight.

286
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,720
Okay, I want
to hear more about that,

287
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,790
but I think
I have a less stabby solution.

288
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,162
(squeaking)

289
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,735
Okay, okay, no big deal.

290
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,238
Just a frozen progress bar

291
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,440
and some crazy day-night stuff.

292
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,910
Now I think the ancient manual
is saying

293
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,412
to press this?

294
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,148
- (whirring) - Oh, yeah.
- Ha-ha!

295
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,017
- (low beep) - Oh.
- Oh.

296
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,020
(grunts) Freeman to Billups.
Beam down here immediately.

297
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,391
Ugh. Sorry, Captain. I'm-I'm
having a hard time today.

298
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,293
Lancelot got out when I was
cleaning his snuggle tower,

299
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,864
and I just... Wow!
This is a classic setup.

300
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,066
Is it a Unotronic? (Laughs)

301
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,868
That-that kills in engineering.

302
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,904
Billups, this isn't the time
for your computer comedy.

303
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,040
And we're sure
we want to turn it back on?

304
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,808
It's not, like, crushing the
will of the locals or anything?

305
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,811
- (gasps) We love Vexilon.
- FREEMAN: No.

306
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,947
It's a nice one. We're fine.

307
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,949
Is it safe
to jiggle his power source?

308
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,283
- I mean, you'd be surprised...
- "Safe."

309
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,918
Excellent thinking, Commander.

310
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,521
Aha! A lot
of these ancient computers had

311
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,390
a safe mode for debugging.

312
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,459
Now, if I can just
activate it...

313
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,061
(grunts) There.

314
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,428
- (whirring)
- (Freeman laughs)

315
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,430
That got rid
of the stalled update.

316
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,833
- (explosive rumble) - Yeah.
- Captain,

317
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,435
are you sure this is safe mode
and not a full reboot?

318
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,503
Uh...

319
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,138
- I am Vexilon.
- Oh!

320
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,806
Welcome to your new world.

321
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,441
I will now re-genesis
installation

322
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,010
to default settings.

323
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,879
Initiating fjords.

324
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,981
- Distributing miasma.
- (thunder cracks)

325
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,017
Stirring primordial ooze.

326
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,189
(panting)

327
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,823
(gasps)

328
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,995
(high-pitched whimpering)

329
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,329
Doing one more myself
should really

330
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,898
teach you guys how to do this.

331
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,266
- There's only one left.
- Shouldn't we help?

332
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,935
It's getting
really crazy out there.

333
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,336
Just keep doing
what you're doing!

334
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,405
- (grunting)
- We're not doing anything.

335
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,974
Lieutenant Boimler,
your ensigns have a point.

336
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,343
Leading by example has proven
to be inefficient.

337
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,812
I only have one left, and we all
get out of here alive.

338
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,580
- (grunting)
- Freeman to Lieutenant Boimler.

339
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,883
(clears throat)
Go ahead, Captain.

340
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,084
Has your team finished
the retrofit?

341
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,352
We're almost finished here, si.

342
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,322
Don't. I need you
to put it back the way it was.

343
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,090
But, Captain, it's getting
pretty apocalyptic out here.

344
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,491
I know.

345
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,394
According to this scroll we
found in an ancient junk drawer,

346
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,563
Vexilon can force a restart

347
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,900
if we reroute its primary power
to your station.

348
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,936
- But the station's outdated.
- We have to get this done

349
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,138
before the anaerobic bacteria
is dispersed.

350
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,506
No problem. Just gonna quickly
undo all the work I just did.

351
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,976
- Another learning experience for you.
- (grunting)

352
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,578
Fascinating.

353
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,348
A mountain or possibly a volcano
has appeared.

354
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,118
Ah. It is a volcano.

355
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,653
(panting)

356
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,928
RUTHERFORD: Are you sure we
shouldn't just ask him to stop hazing us?

357
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,563
No, Mariner's right.

358
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,299
- Hazers only respect hazing.
- That's why we trap him

359
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,501
in the Wadi game and let him
marinate in there for a bit

360
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,903
- while the Betazoid gift box screams at him.
- (laughs)

361
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,438
I guess he'll have
to respect us after this.

362
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,374
I know I would,
and I already did.

363
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,076
Quick, let's get out of here.

364
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,244
- (laughter)
- Whoa.

365
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,545
- (gasps)
- (laughter)

366
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,382
(grunts, gasps)

367
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,150
Oh, hey. Done already?

368
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,551
Ha. Totally, my man.

369
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,653
No error'ed chips.
All good to go.

370
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,424
Oh, thank God. I can't tell you
how glad I am to hear that.

371
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,959
Oh, really? Why?

372
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,061
Those isolinear chips run some

373
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,963
of the most important systems
on the ship.

374
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,898
If one fails, it could be fatal.

375
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,500
Yeah, but, not...
like, not really?

376
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,667
Yes, really.

377
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,970
Even one going down
could be catastrophic.

378
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,438
Thank you so much
for taking that on.

379
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,574
- I really appreciate it.
- Come on. If it was important,

380
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,276
why wouldn't you have done it
yourself?

381
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,445
I would have. I...

382
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,615
Dr. Migleemo says acceptance
is the road to healing.

383
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,351
How familiar are you
with the Wadi Chula game?

384
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,952
We put one in...

385
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,354
- I-I mean, uh, the what now?
- It's a game

386
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,656
that traps a user
in a little (bleep) dimension

387
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,658
until they can complete
its challenges.

388
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,428
When I was a kid, I got trapped
in one for a month.

389
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,964
I was...
too dumb to work my way out.

390
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,666
- (sniffles)
- Oh, no, you weren't dumb.

391
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,603
That experience,
that torture colored my life.

392
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,673
I can't go near the anomaly room
without having a panic attack

393
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,942
because one of those games is
on the ship.

394
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:20,380
I should have helped you today,
but all those glowing chips...

395
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,051
remind me too much
of the... game.

396
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,153
- Oh, God.
- Oh, yes.

397
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,687
Oh, thank you for sharing,
so much,

398
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,956
and I am glad to be a part
of your journey.

399
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,524
You know, maybe, oh,
would it cheer you up to talk

400
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,726
about that music
that you like so much?

401
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,562
Tellarite slop jazz?

402
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,464
Yes! Oh, yes, that's it.
Okay, you've rambled

403
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,299
about that at length before.
Go fix it.

404
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,534
Oh, I could go on
about slop jazz forever.

405
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,104
You know, everybody thinks the
slops is about how much spit

406
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,572
- you can get to drip out of the nozzle...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

407
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,107
...but it's really
about the brizzles flarps.

408
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,076
Yeah, you know, it sounds wet,
and that is what I like.

409
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,410
Please continue.

410
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,647
- (beeping)
- (whimpering)

411
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,751
- Sir, please let us help.
- Stay away from the blast zone.

412
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,221
Just five or six more trips.
Oh. Oh, no!

413
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,723
This is quite enough,
Lieutenant.

414
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,458
You will allow the ensigns
to assist you.

415
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,560
- (groaning)
- But I don't, uh...

416
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,396
(yelling)

417
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,232
- Whoa!
- It is admirable

418
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,032
that you care
for the safety of your team,

419
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,636
but danger is an accepted risk
of Starfleet duty.

420
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,070
No, I know. It's not that.

421
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,073
If you have not been acting
in their defense,

422
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,642
then what has caused
your unpredictable behavior?

423
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,344
(sighs)

424
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,346
Last week
I was an ensign with them,

425
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,382
and now, randomly, I'm supposed
to tell them what to do?

426
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,551
What gives me the right
to put my peers

427
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,353
in a position
where they could die?

428
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,188
Your promotion was not random.

429
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,723
I studied your records
and mission logs

430
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,325
before our departure.

431
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,493
The commander was correct
to promote you.

432
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,195
Your work is exemplary.

433
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,663
Look at your team.

434
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,798
- (grunting)
- They deserve your trust,

435
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,668
just as Commander Ransom
trusted you.

436
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,470
They could all have greatness
in them.

437
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,039
That remains to be seen,
but if you do not order them

438
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,442
to aid in the unloading
of these power cylinders,

439
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,310
we will all perish.

440
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,546
The files really said I'm great?

441
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,848
They thoroughly describe
your strengths and shortcomings.

442
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,252
You're right. I have
to let them do their jobs.

443
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,788
T'Lyn says I got to put you guys
in danger, so let's do this.

444
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,323
- (panting)
- That is not how

445
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,159
I would have communicated
the lesson.

446
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,793
Everybody up.
We've worked together for years.

447
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,362
I trust you.
Big Merp, you're with me.

448
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,796
We're unloading the transport.

449
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,465
Taylor and Meredith,
claim a terminal

450
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,799
and get those power cylinders
reattached.

451
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,501
Nobody's exploding today.

452
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,635
- On it, sir.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

453
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,643
- (grunting)
- (beeping)

454
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,747
(whimpers)

455
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,816
Aah! Oh, no. Oh.

456
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,252
- (exclaims)
- Fiddle-de-dah!

457
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,222
(grunts, gasps)
No, no, no, no, no!

458
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,624
Oh, man, am I in the game?

459
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,493
Move along home.

460
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,595
- Allamaraine, count to four.
- (grunts)

461
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,730
But flizz bop is really
more of a bastardization

462
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,200
of modal skuzz.
Uh, this isn't boring, is it?

463
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,435
Boring? What? How could
a musical lecture be boring?

464
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,136
Okay, so...

465
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,805
BOTH:
Allamaraine, then three more.

466
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,440
- Allamaraine, if you can see.
- Allamaraine, then three more.

467
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,908
Faster, mother(bleep).

468
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:02,842
- Allamaraine.
- Allamaraine, you'll come with me.

469
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:03,843
Later, little girl.

470
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,746
(grunting)

471
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,115
Best of them was probably
Fats B'zirtak,

472
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,883
but he overdosed
on Ketracel-white.

473
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,752
Yeah, that (bleep)
will mess you up.

474
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,423
- You have progressed to...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, shap four.

475
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,857
Open the door, come on.

476
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,659
(sighing): Oh.

477
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,296
(beeping)

478
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,631
- Ha!
- (beep)

479
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,765
Got your ass!

480
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,502
DIRK: Which takes us up

481
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,438
- to 2380...
- Yeah. Yes.

482
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,206
- Well, I should probably get back to my room.
- What?

483
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,541
Migleemo's coming over
to help me

484
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,742
- sort through my trust issues.
- Oh. Wait!

485
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,810
Don't you want
to list some more stuff at me?

486
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,512
We can meet up after.
This has been fun.

487
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,913
(groans)

488
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,316
This looks dangerous.
Don't fall, Rutherford.

489
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,818
We got to! (Screams)

490
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,256
(yells) Whoa! Wha...?!

491
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,292
- (grunts)
- What? Where am I?

492
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,193
Was that an entire
simulated life?

493
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,528
Sorry about that.

494
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,464
(crying): I miss my wife.

495
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,631
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

496
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,966
Who are your top three
sizzle horn players?

497
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,270
Stop if you like music!

498
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,539
- Ugh! Dirk, wait!
- Huh?

499
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,940
Someone told me there's no
difference between slop jazz

500
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,277
- and skuzz blues!
- What?!

501
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,211
Whoever told you that is a fool.

502
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,348
Oh, crap. I forgot. I'm meeting
Migleemo in his office.

503
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,784
Ha! I had no reason
to come back here for hours.

504
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,589
- (groans)
- (sighs)

505
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,392
- (groans) - Where are
we at with those cylinders?

506
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,459
- Complete!
- Complete!

507
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,694
Securing my final clamp!

508
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,330
Taylor, Merp,
assume the rotational stance.

509
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,231
- (rumbling)
- (gasps, yells)

510
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,000
- (grunts) I got this.
- (panting)

511
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,338
Rotate... now!

512
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,808
- Captain, power's up!
- Keep the engine running

513
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,744
- while I hack this megastructure.
- VEXILON: What happened?

514
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,380
Oh, no, did I shut down?
Oh, I'm a terrible host.

515
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,617
Vexilon, focus. I need you
to stop the planetary re-genesis

516
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,285
before we all get killed.

517
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,621
Yes, of course. I'm so sorry.
This is so embarrassing.

518
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,889
Hey, give me a sec.

519
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,460
BOIMLER: Great work, team.

520
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,629
Now let's get
on the shuttle before...

521
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,797
- (alarm sounding)
- Aah, the turbine's overheating!

522
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,466
Uh, Captain,
we've got a problem.

523
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,800
FREEMAN: We're almost done.
I need more time.

524
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,436
- Everyone out of here.
- No! We can help.

525
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,938
Ensign, the lieutenant
gave you an order.

526
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,981
Okay, almost... there.

527
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,617
Re-genesis is deactivating.

528
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,353
Lieutenant Boimler,
shut it down.

529
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,620
On it, Captain.

530
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,429
(gasping)

531
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,565
- Bradward, no!
- (crying) - (vomiting)

532
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,367
The lieutenant junior grade

533
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,003
first mission mortality rate...
appears to be accurate.

534
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,075
(gasps)

535
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,547
(thunder cracking)

536
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,887
Uh... hi?

537
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,456
(speaking Koala)

538
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,327
Aah! Get it off! Get it off me!
(coughing)

539
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,464
Holy (bleep),
I can't believe that worked.

540
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,999
Did we complete the mission?

541
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,001
Yes, you were the only fatality.

542
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,003
(groans) Yup, feels like it.

543
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,372
The captain believes
the updated operating system

544
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,708
will keep the population safe
for over a thousand years.

545
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,643
Your mission was a success.

546
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,011
Well done, Mr. Boimler.

547
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,746
You never forget
your first death.

548
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,015
Only more and more dangerous
missions from here on out.

549
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,050
(laughs)

550
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,587
Oh, come on, I just revived him.
Everybody out!

551
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:37,890
Give me 30cc's of whatever just
worked a (bleep) minute ago.

552
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,960
TENDI: I am so glad we didn't
get Dirk sucked into the game.

553
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,530
- The guy seems traumatized.
- He's working on it, though.

554
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,097
Under that grouchy exterior
is a guy just trying

555
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,600
- to find some peace.
- I wish he could find it

556
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,335
- without sending me all these jazz albums.
- (jazz playing)

557
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,938
I like them, and it's bugging
me. I am not a jazz person.

558
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,506
Ugh. I feel silly,

559
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,708
thinking a Starfleet officer
would ever haze someone.

560
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,777
Hmm. Sorry I ever brought it up.

561
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,078
Next time,
we assume the best in people.

562
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,480
Hear! Hear!

563
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,483
They bought
the Wadi game story, huh?

564
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,552
Oh, yeah. Told them I was stuck
in there for a month.

565
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,086
(laughs)

566
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,088
(quietly): Hey, little
guy. Go get Rutherford.

567
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,023
Aah! Lancelot! (Whimpering)

568
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,426
Oh, new lieutenants
give me life.

569
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,595
RUTHERFORD:
Good weasel. Nice weasel.

570
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,664
(whimpering)

571
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,700
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org

572
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,156
(man imitates weapons firing)

573
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,159
Chirp.