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FREEMAN: Captain's
Log, stardate 59499.6.
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The Cerritos has been
sent to repair
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yet another dimensional fissure
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picked up by
a Starfleet observation buoy.
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Apparently, a purple
alternate universe version
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of the Enterprise
crossed into our reality
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while battling
some evil clones of Tasha Yar,
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or something.
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I can't keep track.
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All right, let's get started
sealing up that fizsh.
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Third one this week.
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We're getting
pretty good at this.
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Ah, sucks we missed
the purple Enterprise.
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I wonder if the carpets
match the hull.
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You two seem pretty at home
here at the science station.
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My home was in an outcropping
of jagged rocks
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in the Viltan Flats.
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Huh.
Well, maybe it's finally time
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I fill the senior
science officer position.
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[nervous chuckle]
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[steadying breath]
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Captain, I put together a report
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on the similarities
between all these rifts.
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Could I maybe
brief the bridge crew?
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Eh, let's hold off until after
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I select
a senior science officer.
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Oh, uh, right, of course.
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I didn't mean to overstep.
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Lieutenant T'Lyn has also
expressed interest.
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I just need to make a decision.
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- How'd it go?
- She said T'Lyn applied, too.
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Hmm. That makes sense.
She's pretty into science.
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You don't think T'Lyn's
competing with me, do you?
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Nah, Vulcans probably
just forget about feelings.
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- Just talk to her.
- It doesn't matter.
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The position should go to
the most qualified candidate.
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Not just the one
who's dreamt about it
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since they were old enough
to carry a dagger. [Chuckles]
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- [computer chiming] - Captain, I'm
detecting a Starfleet power signature
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on Dilmer III.
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FREEMAN:
Belay closing that rift.
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Looks like our friends
on the purple D
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left us a little present.
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We have to retrieve
whatever it is
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before it disrupts
their technological evolution.
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Oh, but it's taquito night!
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Which is why our lieutenants
will handle it.
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All right, undercover mission.
We're gonna...
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Wait, taquito night?
No, I want taquitos.
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You can just replicate some
when you get back.
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I know, it's just more fun
to be there
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for all the dancing and singing.
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But I'm sure
an undercover mission
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will be... fun, too.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Eh, stupid undercover
plastic surgery jobs.
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I didn't go to Starfleet Medical
for a costume party.
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I'm sure we look great.
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I'm a doctor, not whatever
the [bleep] this is.
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Dilmer III is a pre-industrial
civilization.
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So we can't let them see us
or any of our technology.
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Yeah, have fun
with all the livestock.
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It's gonna smell
like dog [bleep].
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I am particularly sensitive
to odor.
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Well, you could stay
on the ship, if you want.
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I'm sure I can handle
any science
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that comes up down there.
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No, this is gonna be
a fun, alternate dimension
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technology recovery girls' trip.
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You're my two science officers.
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I am ordering you
to both come with.
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I will ignore the inconvenience
of the stench
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to fulfill my duty.
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Yeah, that's the spirit!
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Want me to cauterize
your scent receptors?
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That would be appreciated.
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BOIMLER: Man, your stubble's
coming in so clean and even.
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Thanks. I've been getting
a lot of compliments.
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I'm sure you have, too.
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It's weird, I haven't.
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Eh, don't worry, roomie.
Yours will grow in.
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BOIMLER: Whoa, looking good.
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- Ready to churn some butter?
- Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
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At the risk of throwing up
on my sweet disguise,
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what are you drinking?
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Micheladas,
with all the fixin's.
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It is uncharacteristic
for either of you
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to drink something that features
such an ostentatious skewer.
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This is something the other
Boimler drank, isn't it?
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Did you get this from that PADD?
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Ah, I mean, come on...
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It's just a good drink.
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You're plagiarizing someone's
vibe and I won't stand for it.
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Yeah, okay, can we focus?
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Look, when you're
down on Dilmer III,
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you'll experience time dilation.
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The planet's core has created
a spacetime differential.
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For every second
on the Cerritos,
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one week is gonna pass
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- for you on the surface.
- TENDI: Oh!
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It's like that planet
Voyager went to.
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Or like how time
seems to slow down
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when I'm forced to go to a play.
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We disguised a return beacon.
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When this starts to flash,
you need to get where the locals
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can't see you beam out, okay?
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Ah, I love a mission with rules.
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Are you jealous
you aren't coming with?
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Eh, from our perspective,
you'll be gone
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for, like, a second, so no.
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Yeah, right. Yes, you are.
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- I am not.
- [console beeps]
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[screams] Got shrimp in my eye!
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[screaming]
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Scans say that
purple Enterprise's technology
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is two kilometers north of here.
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I suggest we make haste
before any locals discover it.
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Technically, whatever it is
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crashed down here years ago
in planetary time.
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If they haven't found it by now,
they probably won't.
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Yeah, but T'Lyn's right.
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No taking chances
with the Prime Directive.
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Let's hurry.
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[groans] T'Lyn's always right.
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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Aw. This place is adorable.
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Oh, my gosh, look!
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- Bricks!
- MARINER: Lock it down.
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We don't want anyone
getting suspicious.
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- Aha!
- [both scream]
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Name's Snell.
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Can I interest you in tickets
for tonight's bonfire?
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[singsongy]: Two for a globber.
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Damn, uh, fresh out of globbers.
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Sorry.
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Out of globbers?
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[tricorder whirring]
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[tricorder beeping steadily]
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Whoa, I didn't expect
a big-ass crater.
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Readings suggest
a shuttlecraft crashed here.
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Most of it must've been
destroyed by the impact.
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Better zap whatever
we can't carry.
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Wouldn't want a local to stumble
across some awesome [bleep].
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The power signature
is over... here.
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- Good, these horns are starting to itch.
- [gasps]
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Is that a nose?
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Impossible. Nothing could
have survived the crash.
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[gasps]
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How about
a silicon-based life-form?
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Oh, no way.
That's Commander Data's head.
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And he's purple, too.
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It must be a slightly
more purple dimension.
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SNELL: Hmm.
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- [all gasp]
- What are you three up to?
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Oh, Snell. Uh, we're just down
here looking for globbers.
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In a pit?
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Yeah, and we didn't find any,
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so that was dumb, I guess.
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Why haven't I seen you
in town before?
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We are from the northern region.
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Let me guess. Slarno?
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Yep, that's us, Slarno strong.
[awkward chuckle]
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What's behind your back?
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Rocks. We are a traveling
troupe of performers.
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That's amazing!
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Yeah, normally a show like that
would cost you
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some big-time globbers.
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Now get out of here
before we charge you.
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[grumbling]
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- I didn't know you could juggle.
- Neither did I.
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- Whoa, that was your first time?
- Correct.
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- How do you do it?
- It was simply algorithmic tossing.
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You sure that necklace
hasn't blinked yet?
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It has not.
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Boimler said he would
bring us back in a second.
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That was hours ago.
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Is it possible that Mr. Boimler
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has been distracted
from his duty?
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Probably with that stupid PADD.
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[sighs] I guess we better crash
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in that abandoned shack
for the night.
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Well, what could've happened
in an empty transporter room?
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With the time dilation,
we just saw him.
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[screaming]
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Beam them back! Beam them back!
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[zapping]
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Controls won't work under
all the Michelada.
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In the time it took for you
to tell me that,
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it's been a month for them.
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[screams] Oh, no!
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And me saying that,
it was another month!
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Stop talking months
and help me wipe!
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♪ ♪
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Ugh! I'd kill for a holodeck.
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Ah. Another fruitful day
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of scanning indigenous plants.
[blows]
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My away mission résumé is going
to be more padded
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than a Romulan's shoulder.
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- [door closes] - Can't wait to
find out how the guys botched
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standing at a transporter.
[scoffs]
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Guess it's safe to assume
that we'll be here for a while.
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Glad you're having fun.
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I'm actually trying
to bolster my chances
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at the senior science officer
position.
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Cramming some science in
at the last minute? Nice.
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This is, uh,
starting to feel like
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when Picard got duped
into thinking
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he was a family man
by that probe.
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- I'm sorry. What?
- You know, in 20, 25 minutes,
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he lived out a full lifetime...
had a family,
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learned how to play the flute.
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- That would be better than this.
- Okay, so, do it.
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I can't just...
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Wait. You're right!
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This could be my probe life!
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Well, we might not have
as much time as he did.
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Which is why I got to hurry up
and make a best friend!
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I got to find a flute!
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[pants, groans]
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I harvested grain and ground it
into flour with our windmill.
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You built a windmill?!
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I have been conducting a study
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on indigenous agriculture.
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- Well, that sounds... rigorous.
- [Mariner grunting]
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Catch you later.
I got to do some speed dating.
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[yelps] Snell, come on!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought
this house was abandoned.
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We like the town so we moved in.
It's not a big deal.
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I'll be keeping an eye on you.
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- Get out of here, Snell. Go get a life.
- [grunting]
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- Gah!
- Why is there always a suspicious lurker
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when you're in a Carbon Creek
situation?
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For real, T'Lyn, this windmill
is crazy impressive.
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Wow, look at that thing.
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It's just wind. I love it.
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[thunder crashing]
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- [electrical crackling] - TENDI:
[grunting] Stupid windmill.
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[grunts] She thinks
she's so capable and Vulcan.
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[grunts softly]
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- [hand crank squeaking]
- Come on!
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[whooshing]
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Hmm. Curious.
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I am Lieutenant Commander Data.
Who are you?
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Oh. Hi.
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I'm Lieutenant
Junior Grade Tendi.
250
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,148
It is so nice to meet you.
251
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,540
You have no uniform.
252
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,152
- Are you a member of Starfleet?
- Yes!
253
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,415
Uh, I serve on the USS Cerritos,
254
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,112
but right now,
we're stuck on Dilmer III
255
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,548
waiting to be transported out.
256
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,246
My shuttled crashed.
257
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,726
Is that why
I do not have a body?
258
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,553
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
We-we looked around,
259
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,207
but I think it got burned up.
260
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,556
Do not be concerned.
261
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,254
I have been just a head before.
262
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,821
Lieutenant Commander Data,
263
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,171
can I ask you some questions
about science?
264
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:53,043
As long as it does not require
hands, feet or torso,
265
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,654
I believe you can.
266
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,699
[wind whistling]
267
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,312
Huh...
268
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,931
And you trust
that Mr. Boimler will eventually
269
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,410
transport you back to the ship?
270
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,847
Oh, yeah, for sure.
271
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,587
He probably just fell over
or something.
272
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,241
And in the interim,
you are concerned
273
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,853
that Lieutenant T'Lyn is
a more capable science officer?
274
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,898
- Well, we're both capable.
- Of course.
275
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,684
Then it does not matter
who receives the promotion.
276
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:27,730
I know.
I'd just be so proud to do it.
277
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,819
Orions aren't usually
science officers.
278
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:32,822
I will help you
with your studies.
279
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,824
But you don't even know me.
280
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,652
That is true,
but I am the only android
281
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,349
who has served
on a Starfleet bridge,
282
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,700
so I know how difficult it is
to be the first.
283
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,527
Ah! That's so nice!
284
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,529
You have also devised a way
to power my positronic matrix
285
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,053
using a hand crank.
286
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,315
That is quite impressive.
287
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,838
Let us get to work.
288
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,535
Oh!
289
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,276
[ragtime piano music playing]
290
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,626
[crowd chatter]
291
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,716
Okay, got to find someone
dopey and trustworthy
292
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:57,934
who becomes a lifelong friend.
293
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,762
Hi. Can I get another one?
294
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,548
Hey, there. You got
a best friend in the picture?
295
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,290
Aah! She horned my eye!
296
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,423
- [all gasping] - Uh, sorry.
I'm still getting used to the...
297
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:09,729
uh, the... nothing.
298
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,469
This lady assaulted me!
299
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,776
This is just the funny way
we meet.
300
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,691
Ha, ha. Ha.
We're gonna be chum buddies.
301
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,954
You're not really mad. Come on.
302
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,087
- [door slams loudly]
- Not cool, man.
303
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,089
I need to live a rich
and meaningful life.
304
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,135
Who knows when Boimler's
gonna get his [bleep] together.
305
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,355
[whimpering] Come on, come on!
306
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,313
There's nothing in here
to clean with!
307
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,272
Yeah, 'cause food's not allowed
in the transporter bay.
308
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:34,101
[whimpers] The fabric's only
absorbing the absorbent stuff!
309
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,624
It's leaving behind
a horrible goo!
310
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,191
We'll have to lick it off!
311
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,193
- [electrical crackling] - Aah! Aah!
- Ow! Ow!
312
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,372
I'm experiencing
a power fluctuation.
313
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,635
Have you adjusted
the voltage stabilizer?
314
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,942
Oh, I haven't. Great call!
315
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,205
[soft, rhythmic clicking]
316
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,684
Done. No more cranking.
317
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:53,773
Now your battery
will get charged
318
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,209
with hydroelectric power.
319
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,688
Congratulations.
320
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,473
I believe your captain
will be quite impressed.
321
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,691
[knocking at door]
322
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,997
Uh, just a sec!
323
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,001
We are in need of currency.
324
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,438
I will sell my Dilmerian produce
at the market.
325
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,701
- Do you care to join me?
- Uh, I'm kind of busy.
326
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,007
But good luck with your melons.
327
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,574
These are grapes.
328
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,706
- What?!
- The melons do not fit in the door.
329
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,143
They're all huge!
330
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,145
How did you get so good
at agriculture?
331
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,755
I simply isolated certain traits
332
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,062
and accelerated growth
with local fertilizers.
333
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,803
Ah. Well, I'm so glad for you.
334
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,239
Have fun in town.
335
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,067
You have spent
20 consecutive days
336
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,677
isolated with your water wheel.
337
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,810
Perhaps companionship
would serve you well.
338
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,724
You know, I'm fine.
Go enjoy your science fruits.
339
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,248
[groans]
340
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,642
T'Lyn appears to be concerned
with your well-being.
341
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,949
Yeah, well, she can afford to
with her giant melons.
342
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,733
I can't compete with that.
343
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,126
Perhaps she has simply
had more hours
344
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,649
to work on her horticulture.
345
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,129
Wait. What do you mean?
346
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,304
We've both been here
the same amount of time.
347
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,480
Yes, but Vulcans
rarely require sleep.
348
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,004
Ah, you're right!
349
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,267
[gasps] I need to stop sleeping!
350
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,008
I only highlighted
the physiological difference
351
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,140
to counter
your negative self-assessment.
352
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,881
No, no, no. I'm glad you did.
I'm just gonna chew
353
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,057
some stimulant leaf
and work nights. No biggie!
354
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:04,321
I disagree. This plan could
prove to be... a biggie.
355
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,106
Ah, I'm fine.
I'll catch up on sleep
356
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,890
when I get back to the Cerritos.
357
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,854
[gasps] Oh.
358
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,116
Yes...
359
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,118
- Ah...
- MARINER: Bye, everyone.
360
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,902
- See you on the outside.
- [grunts]
361
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,731
Two months for an eye poke?
That is some Edo-level
362
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,428
- bull[bleep] right there.
- [grumbles]
363
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,909
- Oh, go sneer at someone else, Snell.
- [gasps, grunts]
364
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,650
Would you care to assist me
in the produce market?
365
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,565
Can't. I'm running out of time.
366
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,220
I need to become a valuable
member of the community, stat.
367
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,222
Ah. Ooh, yeah, a fire.
368
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,006
Okay, everybody stand back.
369
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,095
Someone needs
to protect the town.
370
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,055
[hissing]
371
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,970
You guys see that? I'm a hero!
372
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,710
MALE: She extinguished
our eternal flame.
373
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:49,236
Oh, no! How are we supposed
to ward off dark spirits now?
374
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,195
I mean, I'm just saying,
if that's all it took,
375
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,805
it couldn't have really been
that eternal.
376
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,634
And who even believes
in demons, right?
377
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,332
[door slams]
378
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,813
Hey, everybody. Miss
any good rats while I was gone?
379
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,554
- [gasps] Ugh. Ugh.
- [groaning] - [electrical hissing]
380
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,382
It's working! Lick faster!
381
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,994
Oh, this thing tastes
like Lundy smells. Aah!
382
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,386
I don't think
he washes his hands
383
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,084
- before he uses it.
- [groans]
384
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,481
[snoring]
385
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,135
Lieutenant?
386
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,876
- [murmuring gibberish softly]
- Officer, please wake up.
387
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,705
[snorts]
Huh? Aah. Was I drooling?
388
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,360
Aah! I told you
not to let me nod off!
389
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,840
You required rest
to function at peak performance.
390
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,407
Yeah, I got to work
around the clock
391
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,887
if I'm gonna finish
this transporter.
392
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,758
Do not be so hard on yourself.
393
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,413
I struggled to build
an electromagnetic field core
394
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,720
when I was trapped
in 19th-century San Francisco.
395
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,896
Really? Well, how'd you get back
to your own time?
396
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,986
I waited in a cave
until Captain Picard, myself
397
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,380
and some guy
in a silver jumpsuit dug me out.
398
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,729
We'll call that Plan B.
399
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,209
Uh, I need something
400
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,124
that can boost the power
conduits on this thing.
401
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,647
Perhaps, instead, you could get
a little more sleep.
402
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,823
No time. We got to go shopping.
403
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,521
Ah, there have
to be some minerals
404
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,175
in this market I can use.
405
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,525
It seems cavalier to bring me
along in this satchel.
406
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,919
I couldn't leave you alone,
not with Snell poking around.
407
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,704
Aah! T'Lyn has a kiosk?
408
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,228
[crowd chatter]
409
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,796
What? You can't give
these people advanced medicine.
410
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,668
It breaks the Prime Directive.
411
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,365
Which is why it is not advanced.
412
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,977
You're selling...
beauty products?
413
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,848
By boiling the skin
of the shnoop fruit,
414
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,372
I have discovered a natural
protein filament enhancer.
415
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,114
- Of course you did.
- Their improved appearance
416
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,421
has imbued our neighbors
with confidence.
417
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,640
I have improved their lives
without breaking any protocol.
418
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,686
We are also now rich.
419
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,775
I'm so happy for you.
420
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,212
- [groans]
- There!
421
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,780
- We got it!
- Yes!
422
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,347
[gasps] Get them back! Hurry!
423
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,044
We have to signal the thingy,
the-the necklace.
424
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,264
Right, and that'll give 'em time
to get away from any locals.
425
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:48,790
- [beep]
- [chiming]
426
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,403
[groaning]
427
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,319
Ah, sh...
Giving those people fancy hair
428
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,843
has to be breaking
some sort of rule, right?
429
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,150
I fail to see how adding
bounce to curls
430
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,934
could alter the course
of civilization.
431
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,373
Oh, that's because you want
T'Lyn to get the SSO job, too!
432
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,939
Don't you? Admit it!
433
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,680
Surely your captain
will select the officer
434
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,117
best suited for the position.
435
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,207
I'm getting real tired
of your sass, Data.
436
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,905
If you are tired,
then you should sleep.
437
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,125
Oh, how about you
get some sleep?
438
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,518
I knew it.
439
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,042
I don't need sleep.
I need science.
440
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,479
I'll show you.
I'll show everyone.
441
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,263
- [snoring]
- [door opens]
442
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:28,873
We have received
the return signal.
443
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,050
We must prepare for transport.
444
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,529
Tendi, please wake up.
445
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,750
Or maybe you should join her!
446
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,578
[laughs maniacally]
447
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,586
[gasps, whimpers]
448
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,676
Did you have
a nice nap, witches?
449
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:52,593
[scoffs] Looks like ol' Snell's
creepy lurking finally paid off.
450
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,029
We are not witches.
451
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,250
Tell it to your talking,
hornless demon head!
452
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,600
Oh, you saw that, huh?
453
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,819
Finally, everyone
is going to see
454
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:04,170
that my lurking
protects the town.
455
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,520
Could I interest you
in another juggling display?
456
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,174
Yes. I-I mean no.
457
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,611
I-I... Y-You'll put on
a show soon enough,
458
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,396
when I'm back
with the angry mob.
459
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,658
[sneers]
460
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,530
The return beacon
has been activated.
461
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,098
We must make haste or someone
may witness our beaming.
462
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,664
Ugh, it's all my fault.
463
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,884
I was so focused on trying
to out-science you
464
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,799
that I let my guard down.
465
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,541
Why were you trying
to "out-science" me?
466
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,195
The agriculture, the hair tonic.
467
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,458
We were trying to out-science
each other.
468
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:32,937
I was unaware of a competition.
469
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,201
But I did notice
your withdrawal.
470
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,986
My projects were an attempt
to rebuild our comradery.
471
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,901
What? They were?
472
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,337
Oh...
473
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,861
I hope the captain chooses you
for the bridge.
474
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,864
I couldn't keep up, and you
didn't even know it was a race.
475
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,605
I intend to revoke
my application
476
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,477
upon our return to the Cerritos.
477
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,826
What? Why?
478
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,871
Serving at the captain's side
479
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,309
requires skills
I do not possess.
480
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,659
A science officer
must be able to communicate.
481
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,096
- Which I clearly cannot.
- Yes, you can.
482
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,360
I didn't let you because
I was being competitive.
483
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,841
All that time on Orion
must've gotten in my head.
484
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,799
You chose to serve in Starfleet.
485
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,236
I was banished here.
486
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,413
You confronted your past,
while I have not.
487
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,458
I must improve myself
before I can lead.
488
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,112
T'Lyn, that's not true.
489
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,246
You're amazing
and I've been a real jerk.
490
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,118
But that ends now. [Grunts]
491
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,380
[strains]
492
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,382
[electricity whirs]
493
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,689
Please, do not shut me down
mid-conversation.
494
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,299
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
495
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,736
Curious. You have activated
the android's head.
496
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,042
That is correct.
497
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,391
Data, can you chew off
my bindings?
498
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,088
That is outside
of my knowledge base,
499
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,308
but I have seen Lieutenant Worf
do this.
500
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,440
I can try.
501
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,966
Wow, you really
are fully functional.
502
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:45,880
[Data grunts]
503
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,838
[Mariner blows flute]
504
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,710
[growls]
505
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,015
Stupid soap flute.
506
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,626
- This sucks.
- Hey.
507
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,454
What's the matter, Big Mare?
508
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,978
I had months to try and find
a friend, a husband, a wife,
509
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,720
a job, or learn a flute,
and I failed.
510
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,200
You made friends in here.
511
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,853
- Really?
- Yeah, we love you, Big Mare.
512
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,768
You're one of us.
513
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,902
I found my alien family.
They were here all along.
514
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,165
- I did it.
- You did.
515
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,515
And two of us are murderers.
516
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,082
Shh, I-I don't want
to know that.
517
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,997
GUARD:
Hey, you. You're free to go.
518
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,564
Wh... Really? Why?
519
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,088
Eh, you got friends
with powerful hair remedies.
520
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,525
All right, go Team Science!
521
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,179
Hey, can my prison pals
come, too?
522
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,789
- Hell no.
- [all booing] - Oh, come on.
523
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,878
Uh, sorry, guys, I tried.
524
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,012
Oh, it's been long enough.
We got to do it.
525
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,580
All right, let's move it.
526
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,059
We got to get
to the rendezvous point.
527
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:35,930
There's one more thing
we got to do.
528
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,018
We don't have time.
529
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,498
Snell saw Commander Data's head
530
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:39,673
powered up and talking.
531
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,762
Crap, really? Oh, that is bad.
532
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:42,937
Uh-huh.
We have to make it right.
533
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,113
Witches! There they are!
534
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,984
[shouting, clamoring]
535
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,465
Come on, Snell, could you stop
being yourself for once?
536
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:52,251
They have an undead head
that speaks!
537
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,295
- [villagers gasp]
- No, we don't.
538
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,905
Yes, you do. I saw it.
539
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:55,863
This is the plan?
540
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,821
[grunts] Open the bag!
541
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,345
[crowd gasps]
542
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,607
Aha! See?
543
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,043
It's just a giant grape.
544
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,784
I bought one of those
in the market.
545
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,960
- [laughter]
- It's just a grape.
546
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,527
No, no, this is a trick.
547
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,006
The head was talking!
548
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,138
The lighting was pretty bad.
549
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,966
You were probably just confused.
550
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,795
You spend too
much time lurking, Snell.
551
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,927
We all know it. [Chuckles]
552
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,625
Wait! No! [Stammers]
553
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,627
That one can toss rocks
in the air and catch them!
554
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,151
Who cares? Get a job, Snell.
555
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,153
[growls]
556
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:28,025
Hello, I am Data.
557
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,985
I know. You're very famous.
558
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:32,943
[grunts]
559
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,554
I think we're in the clear.
560
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:35,990
[both grunt]
561
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,427
Ooh, can I hold Data, please?
562
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:41,604
Huh. It's, like, warmer
than I expected.
563
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,564
Why did you have a preconceived
notion about my temperature?
564
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,740
Because I think about you
all the time.
565
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,307
You are really cool.
566
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,178
I am cool? Then why does
my warmth surprise you?
567
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,876
[laughs] Such a Data thing
to say.
568
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,400
Oh, man, this is great.
569
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,184
This is really everything
I wanted it to be.
570
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,881
Snell is still lurking this way.
571
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,275
Come on, Boimler, hurry.
572
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,624
So, it breaks
the Prime Directive
573
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,278
if someone sees your head,
574
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,193
but it's okay if everyone
thinks Snell's a loser?
575
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,195
He appeared to be
exhibiting traits
576
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,024
of what you would call a loser
well before he saw my head.
577
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,156
Ha. Get burnt, Snell.
578
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,680
He will be here momentarily.
579
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:15,638
Are you sure you don't want
to stick in our dimension?
580
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,161
I need to get home to Geordi.
581
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,598
He is my best friend.
582
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,340
Aw, respect.
I'd go back for Geordi, too.
583
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:25,692
[grunts]
584
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:27,346
[grunts] Huh.
585
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:29,870
[groans]
586
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:35,223
Boimler, what the hell happened?
587
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,268
Uh, the controls had a glitch?
588
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:41,360
Yeah, totally random,
uh, LCARS issues.
589
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,931
Apologies for the delay,
Commander Data.
590
00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,151
While the rift to your dimension
is still open,
591
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:51,326
we'll be sending you back soon
592
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,023
for the purple Enterprise
to pick up.
593
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,938
What color is your Enterprise?
594
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,592
No color, just neutral gray.
595
00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:58,246
That seems like
a missed opportunity
596
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,856
when purple is an option.
597
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,858
And Captain, permission
to speak freely?
598
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:03,164
Of course.
599
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:04,513
While down on
the planet's surface,
600
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,385
there was some discussion
as to whom would be
601
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:08,909
receiving a promotion
to senior science officer.
602
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:11,302
Yes, I'm actually
having a hard time
603
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,130
deciding between two candidates.
604
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:15,437
Having spent a year
in the field with them,
605
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,874
I would like to make
a recommendation.
606
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:21,008
[door whooshes open]
607
00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,706
Guys, guess who's
the new senior science officer.
608
00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:24,751
You got the job?
609
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,318
No, we both did!
610
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,538
Congrats.
Aw, that's a great call.
611
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:30,496
Good on Carol.
612
00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:32,019
Apparently, purple Data told her
613
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,629
we were too good
of a team to split up.
614
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,022
And he's best science friends
with Geordi,
615
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:36,589
so he would know.
616
00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:38,765
- You okay with this?
- I share in the opinion
617
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:40,375
that we complement
each other's strengths.
618
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,290
Damn, T'Lyn popping off.
619
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:43,683
Honestly, part of me is jealous
620
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,467
you all got to be
on a mission for so long.
621
00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:46,773
Don't act like you
gave us some gift.
622
00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:48,383
You both owe us big time.
623
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,429
It was an honest mistake.
It could happen to anyone.
624
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:53,344
Food isn't allowed
in the transporter bay.
625
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,737
You do indeed owe us big time.
626
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,435
[laughter]
627
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,046
You had to get something
out of that mission.
628
00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,830
Yeah, I have an emptiness
that used to be filled
629
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,615
by the love of my jail family.
630
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,094
The only way I can handle
the pain is by playing
631
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,836
my beloved soap flute.
632
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:08,838
[all groaning]
633
00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:10,927
- Oh, come on. No, no, no, stop.
- You do not know how to play that.
634
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,494
Yes, I do.
635
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:13,713
- [flute screeches]
- MARINER: No, no, wait.
636
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,801
Ah, I was holding it backwards.
637
00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:16,455
All right, listen to this.
638
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,239
- [flute screeches]
- [all groaning]
639
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:19,675
MARINER:
Yeah, that sounded good.
640
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:22,025
RUTHERFORD:
Ah, it's so loud and screechy.
641
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,418
- MARINER: Yeah, it's not a subtle instrument.
- [flute squeals]
642
00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:31,774
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643
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,863
♪ ♪
644
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,430
[man imitates weapons firing]
645
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,391
Chirp.