1 00:00:01,021 --> 00:00:04,024 [♪ dramatic music plays] 2 00:00:05,026 --> 00:00:06,945 [Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:06,945 --> 00:00:08,028 Wow. 4 00:00:08,028 --> 00:00:10,990 Being busy and working is my happy place. 5 00:00:11,699 --> 00:00:14,619 Has Kim Kardashian slowed down? No. 6 00:00:15,453 --> 00:00:19,082 I have a new agent, but I have to prove myself. 7 00:00:19,082 --> 00:00:20,166 [Kris yells] 8 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,835 [Khloé Kardashian] This is the cutest [bleep] thing I've ever seen. 9 00:00:23,378 --> 00:00:25,380 Kourtney has Covid. 10 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,632 I'm now, like, mostly on bed rest. 11 00:00:27,632 --> 00:00:30,510 She's a high-risk pregnancy. This is really crazy. 12 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:33,179 I have to go pack for Paris. Are you gonna come? 13 00:00:33,179 --> 00:00:35,640 - [Khloé] I don't know. - [Kris Jenner] Oh, come on. 14 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,351 Here's to an amazing trip to Paris. 15 00:00:38,351 --> 00:00:41,104 Khloé's not coming. I'm not in the mood to deal. 16 00:00:41,104 --> 00:00:42,730 I know I'm insane. 17 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,482 Welcome to my mind. 18 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:47,569 [♪ dramatic music plays] 19 00:00:50,905 --> 00:00:53,908 [♪ gentle music playing] 20 00:00:53,908 --> 00:00:55,994 ♪ 21 00:00:57,787 --> 00:00:59,789 [♪ singing in French] 22 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:08,631 Tonight is our last night in Paris. 23 00:01:08,631 --> 00:01:10,091 This is so pretty. 24 00:01:10,091 --> 00:01:13,386 And then tomorrow, we watch Kendall walk in the L'Oréal show. 25 00:01:13,386 --> 00:01:14,929 - [host] Bonjour, Madame. - Hi, hi. 26 00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:16,472 And then it's back to Calabasas, 27 00:01:16,472 --> 00:01:19,809 where we're gonna celebrate Kim in American Horror Story. 28 00:01:19,809 --> 00:01:22,270 - Let me guide you to your table. - Thank you. 29 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:24,606 ♪ 30 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:33,531 It's so gorgeous. 31 00:01:34,532 --> 00:01:36,701 - It's so pretty. - [Corey Gamble] Yeah. It's pretty. 32 00:01:36,701 --> 00:01:39,787 Why do I feel like I'm on an episode of The Bachelorette? 33 00:01:39,787 --> 00:01:42,290 [laughter] 34 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:44,292 I love being in Paris with Corey 35 00:01:44,292 --> 00:01:47,420 because Corey and I started dating in Paris. 36 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:51,174 So, he always plans a really special night for us while we're here. 37 00:01:51,466 --> 00:01:54,802 - We have the moon, the full moon. - [Corey] Yeah. 38 00:01:54,802 --> 00:01:57,222 [Kris] And we have the glittering Eiffel Tower. 39 00:01:57,222 --> 00:01:59,974 - Yeah. - And we have us without kids. 40 00:01:59,974 --> 00:02:02,060 - [Corey] Without kids. - Congratulations. 41 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:04,771 We made it through another Paris Fashion Week, babe. 42 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:07,899 I used to say to Corey all the time when I first started dating him, like, 43 00:02:07,899 --> 00:02:11,027 "Why do you wanna date somebody older than you?" 44 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:12,946 I didn't get the age gap. 45 00:02:12,946 --> 00:02:16,533 And then he taught me that age is just a number. 46 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:18,451 It's a [bleep] big number, 47 00:02:18,451 --> 00:02:20,620 [laughs] but it's a number. [tongue clicks] 48 00:02:20,954 --> 00:02:22,997 I'm gonna try this little goodie. 49 00:02:22,997 --> 00:02:25,542 You can bite first and let me know how it tastes. 50 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:28,378 Listen, I can't explain someone's chemistry, 51 00:02:28,378 --> 00:02:30,380 or why people fall in love, 52 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:34,676 but it's been an amazing almost 10 years, 53 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,844 and we have a great time. 54 00:02:36,844 --> 00:02:38,429 I miss Khloé. 55 00:02:38,429 --> 00:02:40,265 - Truth. - I wish she was here. 56 00:02:40,265 --> 00:02:41,808 I know. She should've come. 57 00:02:41,808 --> 00:02:45,103 She just makes life really fabulous. 58 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:46,729 ♪ 59 00:02:46,729 --> 00:02:48,398 Who doesn't answer the phone 60 00:02:48,398 --> 00:02:52,110 from a girl who's calling from a Eiffel Tower shot? 61 00:02:53,236 --> 00:02:56,030 [clicks tongue] Listen, you little brat. 62 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:57,574 Maybe Kendall. 63 00:02:57,949 --> 00:02:59,534 You give birth to people, 64 00:02:59,534 --> 00:03:02,370 - you expect a little respect in return. - [FaceTime ringing] 65 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:05,707 Did I mention that children were overrated? 66 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,042 - [ringing stops] - All I wanna do is share some of this 67 00:03:08,042 --> 00:03:11,880 with my kids since we're in the same city, a lot of us. 68 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,590 - Now we're trying Kim. - [ringing] 69 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:17,010 - And I'm drunk-dialing people. - [Corey laughs] 70 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:20,513 Is this a joke? Am I being pranked? 71 00:03:20,513 --> 00:03:24,017 Really, kids? Not one of you can pick up the [bleep] phone? 72 00:03:24,017 --> 00:03:27,437 Okay. I'll remember that. 73 00:03:27,437 --> 00:03:29,022 - Okay, I'm gonna-- - You can call Kourtney. 74 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:30,773 She's, like, a romantic person, 75 00:03:30,773 --> 00:03:33,109 - so she'd probably like a Paris call. - Oh. 76 00:03:33,109 --> 00:03:34,986 She ain't doin' nothin' but pregnant. 77 00:03:36,863 --> 00:03:39,365 - Hey, Mom. - Look at the background! 78 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:41,576 [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] That's so pretty. Look, babe. 79 00:03:41,576 --> 00:03:42,785 Hi, Trav. 80 00:03:42,785 --> 00:03:45,246 - Hi. How are you? - Hi. It's me and Corey. 81 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:46,331 What's up, y'all? 82 00:03:46,331 --> 00:03:48,499 [Kris] We're having a, a little romantic d-- 83 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:49,918 - [phone beeping] - Oh! There's-- Okay, wait, 84 00:03:49,918 --> 00:03:52,420 you're getting upstaged for-- Don't go anywhere. 85 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,297 Oh, never mind. We'll call that one back. 86 00:03:54,297 --> 00:03:56,007 [Corey] I knew to call y'all because 87 00:03:56,007 --> 00:03:57,634 y'all the most romantic people in the world, 88 00:03:57,634 --> 00:04:00,303 so I knew a Paris phone call to y'all would hit. 89 00:04:00,303 --> 00:04:03,640 Exactly, and you knew she was about to hang up with me for Kim 90 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,017 - and Corey was like-- - No, Kendall. 91 00:04:06,017 --> 00:04:07,727 - For Kendall. - [Kourtney] Oh, Kendall. 92 00:04:07,727 --> 00:04:09,145 Yeah, who's actually down the street, 93 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:10,438 and wouldn't answer our call. 94 00:04:10,438 --> 00:04:12,857 We were just calling. We know-- We're on baby watch. 95 00:04:12,857 --> 00:04:16,152 That's what we're dedicating our lives to. 96 00:04:16,152 --> 00:04:22,742 You'll be good. Uh, Travis leaves in about 30 minutes to go to Spain. 97 00:04:22,742 --> 00:04:25,328 - [Kris] Whoa, really? - [Corey] Long flight. 98 00:04:25,328 --> 00:04:26,871 Not too far-- How long will you be gone? 99 00:04:26,871 --> 00:04:28,957 - [Travis Barker] Sixteen days. - Okay. 100 00:04:28,957 --> 00:04:30,250 - Oh, good. - Okay. 101 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:33,419 [Corey] Enjoy your last moments together before he goes to the airport. 102 00:04:33,419 --> 00:04:36,214 - We didn't mean to interrupt the lovers. - No. 103 00:04:36,214 --> 00:04:38,299 - [Kourtney] Thank you. We love you guys. - [Travis] Thank you. 104 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:40,218 - We love you. - Alright, peace. 105 00:04:40,593 --> 00:04:41,928 Okay, who else can we call? 106 00:04:41,928 --> 00:04:45,265 I feel like we're prank c-call-- doing prank phone calls. 107 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:47,350 - [crosstalk] - Oh, here's Khloé! 108 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:50,395 Hurry. Look at the Eiffel Tower! It's going off! 109 00:04:50,395 --> 00:04:53,857 Oh, it's beautiful. And so glittery. 110 00:04:53,857 --> 00:04:55,149 Well, we miss you. 111 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:58,027 We just wanted to tell you, you were very, very missed. 112 00:04:58,027 --> 00:04:59,779 Wait 'til I tell you the stories. 113 00:04:59,779 --> 00:05:02,115 [Khloé] I just couldn't make it shake this time. 114 00:05:02,115 --> 00:05:03,449 I get it. 115 00:05:03,449 --> 00:05:05,493 I'm actually really disappointed 116 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:08,121 because I had so many fun things planned for her and I. 117 00:05:08,121 --> 00:05:10,039 She's my partner in crime. 118 00:05:10,039 --> 00:05:13,084 Kim is busy with everything else she's doing, 119 00:05:13,084 --> 00:05:17,088 and I was really looking forward to hanging out with Khloé this week. 120 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:18,172 Where are you? 121 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,258 [Khloé] I'm outside. We're doing Halloween decorations. 122 00:05:20,258 --> 00:05:23,845 Oh, how fun! That's so cute! 123 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,139 [Khloé] Okay, I gotta get ready for school pickup. 124 00:05:26,139 --> 00:05:28,516 We love you. We wish you were here. 125 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:32,645 Right now, she's really happy focusing on her kids, 126 00:05:32,645 --> 00:05:36,232 getting to bed early, working out, taking care of herself, 127 00:05:36,232 --> 00:05:38,401 so there's gotta be a reason she's staying home. 128 00:05:38,401 --> 00:05:40,987 And so, we're just gonna let that ride. 129 00:05:40,987 --> 00:05:43,156 - I love you. [kisses] - [Khloé] Love you too, bye. 130 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:45,241 - Bye. - [Corey] Bye-bye. 131 00:05:45,575 --> 00:05:48,578 Alright, so, we have a couple things left, 132 00:05:48,578 --> 00:05:50,872 and then we have the L'Oréal show. 133 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,707 - So, I'm so excited. - Which is back over there. 134 00:05:52,707 --> 00:05:54,834 Yeah, it's so good. 135 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:56,502 'Kay, kiss. 136 00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:59,589 Hey, this is The Bachelor kiss. Okay, hurry. 137 00:06:00,423 --> 00:06:02,425 Better kiss-- Bachelor kiss. 138 00:06:02,425 --> 00:06:05,094 [♪ upbeat music playing] 139 00:06:05,094 --> 00:06:09,641 - ♪ I'm gonna start livin' ♪ - Paris is always a good idea. 140 00:06:09,641 --> 00:06:11,142 Paris is always a good idea. 141 00:06:12,769 --> 00:06:14,771 - Cheers. Love you. - Love you. 142 00:06:14,771 --> 00:06:16,481 ♪ 143 00:06:16,481 --> 00:06:20,860 ♪ Nothin' but the best for me ♪ 144 00:06:21,653 --> 00:06:26,282 ♪ Nothin' but the best is good enough for me ♪ 145 00:06:26,991 --> 00:06:30,912 ♪ Nothin' but the best, best for me ♪ 146 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:37,544 ♪ Nothin' but the best is good enough for me ♪ 147 00:06:37,544 --> 00:06:39,963 - Hey, Khloé. - Hi, wow. 148 00:06:39,963 --> 00:06:41,714 - [greeting Khloé] - I didn't know what I was getting 149 00:06:41,714 --> 00:06:44,133 invited over for; I thought I was coming to hang out with you in bed. 150 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,885 - We can do it all. - [Khloé] Yay. 151 00:06:45,885 --> 00:06:48,221 I am finally Covid free, 152 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:51,182 and now I just feel really good and amazing. 153 00:06:51,182 --> 00:06:53,059 Nothing can phase me. 154 00:06:53,059 --> 00:06:54,894 Okay, well, I did bring Twister 155 00:06:54,894 --> 00:06:56,604 'cause I thought we were in bed together. 156 00:06:56,604 --> 00:06:58,773 - That's what I thought-- - Wait, you know I'm not allowed 157 00:06:58,773 --> 00:07:01,192 - to twist my body. - You brought Twister? 158 00:07:01,192 --> 00:07:03,570 I thought it could be fun, or we could do a puzzle. 159 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:05,071 - Wait, I love puzzles. - [Khloé] I know! 160 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:06,364 I thought we were hanging out in bed. 161 00:07:06,364 --> 00:07:08,867 - I didn't know you were, like, mobile. - We're leaving. No, we're leaving. 162 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:11,661 No, but if you can go downstairs, [bleep] being in bed. 163 00:07:11,661 --> 00:07:13,830 [Kourtney] I'm pretty much on bed rest. 164 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:17,542 The third trimester, I just haven't been able to travel, 165 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:19,627 but I've been having lots of visitors. 166 00:07:19,627 --> 00:07:21,170 [all saying goodbye] 167 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:25,216 I miss going to my kids' activities and things like that, 168 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:28,845 but I know that it's all for a good reason. 169 00:07:28,845 --> 00:07:31,097 What did you pack in your hospital bag? 170 00:07:31,097 --> 00:07:32,932 Tell me if you have anything to add. 171 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:35,143 "Cozy blanket. A nursing pillow." 172 00:07:35,143 --> 00:07:37,103 I definitely did not bring a nursing pillow. 173 00:07:37,103 --> 00:07:39,189 "Outfit for baby to come home in." Yes. 174 00:07:39,189 --> 00:07:43,318 And then I had to bring my cord blood box or whatever. 175 00:07:43,318 --> 00:07:47,030 Yeah, it's like an ice box to send off the placenta 176 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,157 and make into the capsules. 177 00:07:49,157 --> 00:07:53,119 I am so incredibly happy for Kourt and Trav. 178 00:07:53,119 --> 00:07:55,997 I think we're all just excited to meet him, 179 00:07:55,997 --> 00:08:00,710 and welcome him to this wild, crazy, amazing family. 180 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:04,589 - Oh, like a Beats pill thingy, speaker? - Mm. 181 00:08:04,589 --> 00:08:07,050 Let's give Travis something to do. 182 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:09,552 - [Khloé] 'Kay. -"Playlist and speaker." 183 00:08:11,346 --> 00:08:13,640 - [Khloé] Can I look at that book? - [Kourtney] Yeah. 184 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,767 So, I'm gonna go back to the beginning, 185 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:17,894 and, like, fill stuff in. 186 00:08:17,894 --> 00:08:19,187 [Khloé] This is amazing. 187 00:08:19,187 --> 00:08:20,480 Thank you. 188 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,398 I mean, I'm not a scrapbooker. 189 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:28,112 I've never done this before until doing it for this gift for my husband. 190 00:08:28,112 --> 00:08:29,822 Kourt, this is wild. 191 00:08:29,822 --> 00:08:32,992 Taking the time to really create something 192 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:36,579 that's, like, telling a story, I think is really special. 193 00:08:36,579 --> 00:08:38,456 Why didn't you go to Paris? 194 00:08:38,456 --> 00:08:41,251 I just didn't feel like it was the place for me. 195 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:44,087 I was just getting anxious leaving the kids. 196 00:08:44,462 --> 00:08:47,298 Tristan's gone, and it's hard for me to leave them, 197 00:08:47,298 --> 00:08:49,592 and I don't have, like, a parent to stay with them. 198 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:53,263 And then I was thinking, the whole family was out of the country, 199 00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:54,889 and I was like, "What if there's an earthquake? 200 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:56,516 What if there's something? There's no parent." 201 00:08:56,516 --> 00:09:00,353 - I just was freakin' myself out. - Um, wait, where did Tristan go? 202 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:01,437 To Cleveland. 203 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:04,107 - For what? - To play basketball. 204 00:09:04,107 --> 00:09:06,192 Oh, he plays on that team? 205 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:08,611 - [chuckles] Mm-hmm. - The Cleveland team? 206 00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:12,323 - Mm-hmm, he's back there. - Whoa. Since when? 207 00:09:12,323 --> 00:09:14,576 - This year. - I thought he played on the Lakers? 208 00:09:14,576 --> 00:09:17,120 - He-He went back to the Cavs. - Wow. 209 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,205 How do you feel that he's gone? 210 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:23,710 I'm fine. It's just he's a big help when he's here. 211 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:25,837 - Mm-hmm. - And, you know, I don't have 212 00:09:25,837 --> 00:09:28,006 nannies at night, which I might have to change, 213 00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:31,426 or at least have, like, someone be available sometimes. 214 00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:33,678 So, you have no one that lives in right now? 215 00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:37,640 - Mm-mm. And I'm just so hands-on-- - They're at school half the time, 216 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,601 - but not Tatum. - I know, but I make all of her lunches, 217 00:09:39,601 --> 00:09:41,436 I make her break-- Like, I do everything. 218 00:09:41,436 --> 00:09:42,770 - Yeah. - And no one-- 219 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:45,064 I don't let anyone else do it. Tristan has done it. 220 00:09:45,064 --> 00:09:47,567 But I'm so particular. [chuckles] 221 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:50,236 Like, oh, my gosh, I can't even think about that. 222 00:09:50,236 --> 00:09:52,363 Listen, I love my routine. 223 00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:57,118 I love being with my kids, but being a parent is hard. 224 00:09:57,118 --> 00:10:01,080 And it's [bleep] every day after 8:30 when True's asleep, 225 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:05,793 I am, like, crawling like I'm Leonardo DiCaprio out of 226 00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:10,048 Wolf of Wall Street to my bed. Like, how do I get there? 227 00:10:10,048 --> 00:10:13,092 Then you wake up again, and you do it all over. 228 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,928 I make the lunches and I started with 229 00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:17,305 the cookie-cutter hearts for the watermelon. 230 00:10:17,305 --> 00:10:20,892 Like, once you start the cute shit that you're so excited to do, 231 00:10:20,892 --> 00:10:22,435 God forbid you don't. 232 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:25,563 But it's ama-- Like, at the same time, it's, like, all you want. 233 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:28,358 It's the weirdest [bleep] thing. 234 00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:31,861 'Cause you're exhausted, and you're like, "I'm-I'm gonna die." 235 00:10:31,861 --> 00:10:35,615 And then, literally, when they're asleep by 10:00, I'm like, "I miss them." 236 00:10:35,615 --> 00:10:39,327 Like, get it together, Khloé. Snap out of it. 237 00:10:39,327 --> 00:10:42,038 Did you see my blood vial in there? 238 00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:43,957 What? 239 00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:45,708 No. 240 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:48,044 'Cause you didn't keep goin'. 241 00:10:49,546 --> 00:10:51,965 - [Kourtney clears throat] - Gotta see the blood. [chuckles] 242 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,384 - It's a real thing of blood? - Yeah. 243 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:56,553 - For real? No. - [Kourtney] Yeah. 244 00:10:56,553 --> 00:11:00,306 But what was the point to get it from the first time? 245 00:11:00,306 --> 00:11:02,642 Just to, like, have each other's. 246 00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:05,228 [Khloé laughs] 247 00:11:05,228 --> 00:11:08,940 To wanna show off your blood vials is also like, 248 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:12,026 "Alright, if that's what you're into," but... 249 00:11:12,777 --> 00:11:16,447 it's very, like, Billy Bob Thornton of them. 250 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:19,909 In, like, my every minute of the day, 251 00:11:19,909 --> 00:11:24,747 do I wanna be, like, harnessing a tube of blood? 252 00:11:24,747 --> 00:11:29,669 Not for me, but that's what makes the world go 'round. 253 00:11:29,669 --> 00:11:31,254 [whispers] We're all different. 254 00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:34,173 [♪ intense string music plays] 255 00:11:34,173 --> 00:11:37,260 Wow. Rock on with your bad self. 256 00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:40,847 [♪ upbeat music playing] 257 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,563 ♪ Feel the adrenalin, it's takin' control ♪ 258 00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:53,401 We're off to see Kendall walk in the L'Oréal show tonight. 259 00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:54,485 ♪ We locked and loaded ♪ 260 00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:55,987 - ♪ And we're ready to roll ♪ - So chic. 261 00:11:55,987 --> 00:11:57,572 So, this is a big night for Kendall 262 00:11:57,572 --> 00:11:59,574 because now she's part of the L'Oréal team. 263 00:11:59,574 --> 00:12:00,867 [camera clicking] 264 00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,702 Alright, guys, let's go see Kendall. 265 00:12:02,702 --> 00:12:04,704 ♪ We got that wild side ♪ 266 00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:08,333 Just a little buzz over to watch our Kenny. 267 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:13,171 Kendall being chosen as the new face of L'Oréal is such a big deal. 268 00:12:13,171 --> 00:12:14,464 Look at the Eiffel Tower. 269 00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:17,300 And there's nobody better for this campaign, 270 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:21,304 and I'm so excited for this huge production. 271 00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:24,849 - ♪ We got that wild side ♪ - [paparazzi shouting] 272 00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:28,770 [indistinct chatter] 273 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:31,189 ♪ We got that wild side ♪ 274 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:32,690 I just wanted to tell you welcome, 275 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:33,983 - and I hope you feel... - Thank you. 276 00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:35,276 - ...so much love tonight. - Thank you. 277 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,278 And positive energy, and that you have a blast. 278 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,363 Thank you. You too. 279 00:12:38,363 --> 00:12:39,864 - Thank you so much. - Okay, you're welcome. 280 00:12:39,864 --> 00:12:43,743 Tonight is the L'Oréal Paris Show. I am super excited. I feel really good. 281 00:12:46,704 --> 00:12:48,206 [Kendall Jenner] Oh, my God! Stop. Thank you. 282 00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:49,624 - I'm so happy. - Whatever you need. 283 00:12:49,624 --> 00:12:50,708 Thank you. 284 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:53,002 I want to work with brands that I resonate with, 285 00:12:53,002 --> 00:12:57,090 that I feel like I connect on what their goal or their motive is. 286 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,801 So, working with L'Oréal, like, fits in kind of perfectly, 287 00:12:59,801 --> 00:13:02,220 and what they stand for is really powerful. 288 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:05,932 Mom, you're here so timely and on-- You're early. 289 00:13:05,932 --> 00:13:08,351 - I-- For once? - The show's not for an hour 290 00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:10,353 - and 15 minutes. - Who is always 15-- I'm an hour 291 00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:11,813 - and 15 minutes early. - It's at 9:00. 292 00:13:11,813 --> 00:13:14,899 [♪ gentle string music playing] 293 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:18,611 I wish you stayed back and watched The Golden Bachelor with us. 294 00:13:18,611 --> 00:13:21,906 I know... Well, guess what? 295 00:13:21,906 --> 00:13:23,658 - It was great. You should watch it. - We have next-- 296 00:13:23,658 --> 00:13:26,953 Well, you won't be home next week, but I'll watch it in memory of you. 297 00:13:26,953 --> 00:13:28,913 - And then we'll watch it, yeah. - And then we'll catch up, 298 00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:29,998 and we'll watch it together. 299 00:13:29,998 --> 00:13:33,585 If I'm home, and I'm not doing anything on Monday nights, 300 00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:37,046 then I have girlfriends over and we watch The Bachelor, sue me. 301 00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:39,966 It was just so genuine, and it was so adorable. 302 00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:41,259 And he was just like-- 303 00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:43,136 Like, the girl that got the "First Impression" rose, 304 00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:44,637 he was like, "I'm giving this to you 305 00:13:44,637 --> 00:13:46,931 because of your presence when you talk to me." 306 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,516 Like, he was so specific... 307 00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,018 - Wow. - ...about why he gave it to her, 308 00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:53,021 and I'm just like, "Ugh, bless your soul." 309 00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:55,773 I'm so happy you have something to look forward to... 310 00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:57,483 - [Kendall] Mom. - ...week to week. 311 00:13:57,483 --> 00:14:00,236 Please. I have, I have a life. 312 00:14:00,236 --> 00:14:03,364 I swear the show sees my dorkiest moments. 313 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,533 Me just like freaking out over Gerry the bachelor. 314 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:08,036 Like, these are, like, my dorkiest-- Whatever. 315 00:14:08,036 --> 00:14:10,747 I am in my grandma era for sure. 316 00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:13,833 Oh, no, it's a life-- 317 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,002 - It's a lifestyle choice, yeah. - [producer laughing] 318 00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:18,504 [Kris] Alright, everybody, see ya later. 319 00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:20,715 [traffic rumbling] 320 00:14:20,715 --> 00:14:22,675 [crowd cheering] 321 00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:26,888 [audience cheering, applauding] 322 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,807 I think the show is gonna start, guys. 323 00:14:29,807 --> 00:14:32,977 - [♪ anticipatory music playing] - Oh, there it goes. 324 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,399 [♪ anticipatory music playing] 325 00:14:42,529 --> 00:14:44,155 [Kris] Oh, there it goes. 326 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:48,326 [♪ thumping dance music playing] 327 00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:52,080 This show tonight is such a big deal. 328 00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,875 The crowds of people that are surrounding the venue. 329 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,002 Thousands and thousands of people. 330 00:14:58,002 --> 00:15:02,090 And we're so excited to watch Kendall walk the runway. 331 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:04,717 [audience cheering] 332 00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:08,012 [Kendall] It's amazing. We're directly under the Eiffel Tower. 333 00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:09,138 It's so beautiful. 334 00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:11,641 The crowd is fun 'cause everyone's kinda shouting at you, 335 00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:13,726 and you're waving to everyone. 336 00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:15,436 [cheering] 337 00:15:16,563 --> 00:15:18,523 ♪ 338 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,149 [Kris] Woo! 339 00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:25,780 It's magical. I mean, Kendall comes out on the runway, 340 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,448 and she has dancers. 341 00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:30,994 Kendall has backup dancers. It was so fun. 342 00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:34,789 Kendall! Woo! 343 00:15:34,789 --> 00:15:38,293 [Kendall] I definitely believe that women empowerment is so, so important. 344 00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:41,796 [Kris] Kendall! Kendall! 345 00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:46,634 I feel like I-I've been, like, taught that with my sisters, and my whole life. 346 00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,511 We have this really beautiful understanding of, like, 347 00:15:48,511 --> 00:15:50,930 let's all support each other, and let's all lift each other up. 348 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:54,559 So, um, yeah, I'm always here to support a bad bitch. 349 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:55,852 ♪ 350 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:05,236 This is the perfect way to end Paris. 351 00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:07,739 Sitting underneath the Eiffel Tower, 352 00:16:07,739 --> 00:16:10,950 and my daughter's being celebrated for who she is. 353 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:14,913 It doesn't get any more special than that. It really doesn't. 354 00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:24,547 [♪ upbeat music playing] 355 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:32,847 ♪ Watch me shine, while you're sittin' on the sidelines ♪ 356 00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:34,349 [Kim] Hello? 357 00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:36,267 - Oh my gosh, thank you. - Mwah! 358 00:16:37,101 --> 00:16:39,145 [Kim] Paris was so much fun. 359 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:43,399 And now, I'm having dinner with Ryan Murphy and my mom, 360 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:45,944 and I had no idea; I saw it on the schedule today. 361 00:16:45,944 --> 00:16:50,657 This is exactly what happened when he asked me to do American Horror Story. 362 00:16:50,657 --> 00:16:52,242 So, I don't know, it's coming out soon. 363 00:16:52,242 --> 00:16:56,371 Maybe it's just a cute catch-up and I have no idea. 364 00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:57,956 [Ryan Murphy] I love your little purse. 365 00:16:57,956 --> 00:17:00,333 - What's in there? Lip balm? - I-I was gonna say, "Ask me what's in it." 366 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,168 - [Ryan] What's in your purse? - I actually grabbed it 367 00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,087 - with nothing in it. - [laughter] 368 00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:07,382 But typically, it would be a piece of gum, a powder puff, and a lipstick. 369 00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:10,176 This week is the premiere of American Horror Story. 370 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:13,930 I'm definitely nervous because I say really kinda salacious lines, 371 00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,723 and crazy things in this. 372 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:18,017 I just wanna-- I really wanna do a good job. 373 00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:19,310 Last time we all had dinner-- 374 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,437 Yeah, last time we had dinner, I came out, and I had like, 375 00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:24,649 "Let's do some great reality show about style." 376 00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:26,359 And you were like, "No, I kinda wanna act." 377 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,861 - [Kris laughing] - And it was kinda great, 378 00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:29,612 and I was like-- and that put the seed in my head, 379 00:17:29,612 --> 00:17:31,698 - and then we wrote that part for you. - Yeah. 380 00:17:31,698 --> 00:17:33,283 [Ryan] Ya know, it's been a really good experience. 381 00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:37,036 Although, I don't think Kim was prepared for how long the hours are. 382 00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:38,788 - It's hard. - [Kim] It's no joke. 383 00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:40,206 [Ryan] It's no joke. 384 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:43,459 You were really, really good to the point that they called me and were like, 385 00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:45,378 "Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 386 00:17:45,712 --> 00:17:48,339 [♪ downbeat music plays] 387 00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:50,925 [bleep]. What did I get myself into? [laughs] 388 00:17:50,925 --> 00:17:53,428 Can I really pull this off? But I-I think I can. 389 00:17:53,428 --> 00:17:54,846 [Ryan] It's a really good idea. 390 00:17:54,846 --> 00:18:01,144 So, Kim is the world's best, most expensive divorce lawyer. 391 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,354 - Oh. - [Ryan] And she has her... 392 00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:06,941 [Ryan] ...own firm, and the thing about her firm is 393 00:18:06,941 --> 00:18:09,027 that it's an all-female firm. 394 00:18:09,027 --> 00:18:11,321 - On brand. - [Ryan] ...and love. Very on brand. 395 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:15,783 I know I don't need to add another thing to my schedule, 396 00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:20,288 or another TV show, but it's so different than what I do, 397 00:18:20,288 --> 00:18:21,873 and it's such a challenge for me. 398 00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:24,250 And I just-- I love the challenge. 399 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,878 So, I just wanna see this out. 400 00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:28,671 [Ryan] When you're going through a divorce, 401 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:31,841 I would imagine that you become very close to your lawyer, 402 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:33,134 and tell them everything-- 403 00:18:33,134 --> 00:18:35,428 I mean, there's even so many fun moments with, like, 404 00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:37,597 Laura and I where I'm just like, 405 00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:39,891 "Don't ever let me do this again." 406 00:18:39,891 --> 00:18:41,726 Then the next one, she would be like, 407 00:18:41,726 --> 00:18:43,770 "Hi, you reminded me last time. 408 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:46,648 - Don't ever let you do this again." - [Ryan] Has she done all of your-- 409 00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:48,525 - Two of 'em, but, like, enough to know. - [Kris laughing] 410 00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:50,568 - And then sh-- I was like, "On the... - [Kris] That's so sad. 411 00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:52,529 -"Has she done all of your divorces?" - [Kim] ...next one." 412 00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:53,905 "D-Don't ever let me do this." Ya know? 413 00:18:53,905 --> 00:18:55,615 - [Kris] Yeah. - And she just is, like, so funny. 414 00:18:55,615 --> 00:18:57,534 Well, 'cause it-it has what Sex and the City has, 415 00:18:57,534 --> 00:18:59,035 which is girlfriends. 416 00:18:59,035 --> 00:19:00,745 - It has, like, a bond... - [Kim] Totally. 417 00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:04,123 ...of women trying to get through an experience together. 418 00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:05,625 - Yeah. - [Ryan] Well, the fun of it is, 419 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:08,127 "Not only am I a lawyer, but I play one on TV." 420 00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:10,755 - Like, that's the best catchphrase ever. - Totally. 421 00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:12,840 I mean, could she shoot it in Los Angeles? 422 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,384 [Ryan] Oh, it definitely has to shoot in LA. 423 00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:15,468 - [Kris] Okay. - Yeah. 424 00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:17,845 I mean, we have to, like, build a sound stage outside your back door. 425 00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:19,639 - Okay. - Yeah. 426 00:19:19,639 --> 00:19:21,724 You just have to juggle the two shows. 427 00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:24,769 You've got this show, and something new, 428 00:19:24,769 --> 00:19:27,897 which you were able to juggle even when it was in New York. 429 00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:32,694 Once I finish law school, I am golden. 430 00:19:32,694 --> 00:19:36,489 - When is that? - I take the Bar 2025. 431 00:19:36,489 --> 00:19:37,991 Got it. 432 00:19:37,991 --> 00:19:41,828 Well, I think, when you put your mind to something, you make it happen. 433 00:19:41,828 --> 00:19:43,413 - [Kim] Mm-hmm. - [Kris] And as long as you guys 434 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:44,706 can figure out how many days a week. 435 00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:46,124 If it's a couple, two, three days a week, 436 00:19:46,124 --> 00:19:50,295 I think you could possibly do that if you take other things out. 437 00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:55,133 I think if you do Kardashians, your new show, your kids, and the Bar, 438 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:57,427 that's four thi-- and you have SKIMS. 439 00:19:57,427 --> 00:19:59,053 [Ryan] It's not like you're shooting every day, 440 00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:01,180 and you can plan your year accordingly. 441 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,265 Totally. 442 00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:06,811 As Kim's mom, I, of course, worry about her being healthy, 443 00:20:06,811 --> 00:20:08,730 and, you know, taking time for herself, 444 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,941 but being creative is what fuels her. 445 00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:14,319 This is what makes her happy. 446 00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:19,032 It's really clear to me now that this is what she loves more than anything. 447 00:20:19,032 --> 00:20:22,202 And being a working mom, it's really hard. 448 00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:26,748 The balance of, ya know, motherhood, being a mom, 449 00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:31,252 it's a challenge, and it's a dance, and Kim has to figure it out. 450 00:20:31,252 --> 00:20:33,379 [Ryan] I don't know how you would fit that in with your life, 451 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:34,547 but we'd have to figure it out. 452 00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,841 I would have to figure that out. 453 00:20:36,841 --> 00:20:38,843 [♪ gentle music plays] 454 00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:41,095 [birds chirping] 455 00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:47,602 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [gentle waves crashing] 456 00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:53,107 [Simon Huck] This is a lotta gifts. 457 00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:56,653 I have all these gifts to open, that I was opening them with the kids, 458 00:20:56,653 --> 00:20:58,238 and they all ditched me, and I was like, 459 00:20:58,238 --> 00:21:01,074 "This is not fun to open alone." 460 00:21:01,074 --> 00:21:02,825 - [Simon] We can open-- - So, I was waiting for you. 461 00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:03,993 [Simon] Yeah. We can open today. 462 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:06,996 - How to die is the gift from Liz. - [Simon] Oh, to die. 463 00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:09,082 I'm obsessed with this Nara. 464 00:21:09,082 --> 00:21:11,376 - It's so good, though. - [Kourtney] It's crazy. 465 00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:14,337 [Simon] Are you still collaging for Travis's book? 466 00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:16,381 [Kourtney] Oh, my God, yeah. You have to see it. 467 00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:19,551 [Simon] I cannot believe you keep all this stuff. 468 00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:22,387 This is insane. 469 00:21:22,387 --> 00:21:24,055 I'm still working on it. 470 00:21:24,055 --> 00:21:26,057 Oh, my God. And all the birthday cards. 471 00:21:26,057 --> 00:21:30,228 When I first imagined doing a scrapbook, I imagined it really differently. 472 00:21:30,228 --> 00:21:34,440 Just, like, let's put the stuff in, make it really neat and organized. 473 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,902 And then, it just became this huge project. 474 00:21:37,902 --> 00:21:42,031 But I think I could finish it before the baby. 475 00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:43,116 [crew laughing] 476 00:21:46,494 --> 00:21:49,080 How many hours have you put into this? 477 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,374 I mean, Veronique stayed for the weekend, 478 00:21:51,374 --> 00:21:53,585 and we got through, like-- 479 00:21:53,585 --> 00:21:55,086 - We probably-- - She slept over? 480 00:21:55,086 --> 00:21:57,297 - Twi-- Two nights in a row. - You're joking. 481 00:21:57,297 --> 00:22:01,050 And we did, [laughs] we did this for hours. 482 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:05,430 You're a professional, you can make one for every family member. 483 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:08,933 - You would have to spend-- - No one else deserves my energy. 484 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,018 [Veronique laughs] 485 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:13,229 No one's a perfectionist like I am with the cutting and the stuff. 486 00:22:13,229 --> 00:22:17,400 So, like, anything that's not perfect, that was Veronique. 487 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,361 - [Liz laughing] - I'll just say. 488 00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:22,197 I'm like, "Did I not do enough with Phil?" 489 00:22:22,197 --> 00:22:24,699 We've been together eight years. I could fill a page. 490 00:22:24,699 --> 00:22:26,367 [Kourtney] Wait, what about our blood vial? 491 00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:27,619 [Simon] That's sick. 492 00:22:27,619 --> 00:22:29,996 I didn't even wanna comment on it. And is there still blood in it? 493 00:22:29,996 --> 00:22:31,497 - [Kourtney] There is. - Are you okay? 494 00:22:31,497 --> 00:22:34,959 - Is that, like, healthy, safe? - A biohazard, you see? 495 00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:37,503 [Simon] That's cute. 496 00:22:37,503 --> 00:22:39,422 - [phone chiming] - Oh, I think he's going 497 00:22:39,422 --> 00:22:40,882 - on stage. - [Simon] That's him. 498 00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:44,177 Hi, baby. 499 00:22:44,177 --> 00:22:45,637 [Travis] Hi, baby. I'm goin' on stage. 500 00:22:45,637 --> 00:22:48,932 Okay. Want me to say your prayer? 501 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,601 Thank you. 502 00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:54,354 Okay, dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you keep 503 00:22:54,354 --> 00:22:58,983 a wall of fire around Travis and that he has a great show, 504 00:22:58,983 --> 00:23:01,694 and that you protect his fingers. 505 00:23:01,694 --> 00:23:04,239 And that he's safe on the riser, 506 00:23:04,239 --> 00:23:08,535 and keep his head clear, and that he's safe from the fire. 507 00:23:08,535 --> 00:23:10,828 In Jesus's name. Amen. 508 00:23:10,828 --> 00:23:12,664 Thank you, God. Amen. I love you, baby. 509 00:23:12,664 --> 00:23:14,874 I love you. Have the best show. 510 00:23:14,874 --> 00:23:16,918 Alright, have the best day. I'll call you afterwards. 511 00:23:16,918 --> 00:23:18,211 Mwah. 512 00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:21,673 - Um, are we going down? - [Simon] We're going down. 513 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,509 - [speaker] Hello. - [Kourtney] Hi, guys. 514 00:23:24,509 --> 00:23:26,094 - Hi, hi. - [Kourtney] Am I sitting right here? 515 00:23:26,094 --> 00:23:27,595 [speaker] Yeah, we have you all set up. 516 00:23:27,595 --> 00:23:30,014 - [Kourtney] Amazing. - [Simon] Kourt, this is Peyton, 517 00:23:30,014 --> 00:23:31,724 - with Calm. - [Kourtney] Hi. 518 00:23:31,724 --> 00:23:36,187 Lemme brought me this idea to do something with the Calm app. 519 00:23:36,187 --> 00:23:38,481 I've been saying this, by the way, forever. 520 00:23:38,481 --> 00:23:40,567 'Cause you and Travis have the most calming voices. 521 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:46,114 I'm reading a bedtime story, like a sleep story? 522 00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:49,200 It ties into Lemme Sleep. Should we do this, guys? 523 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,910 [Peyton Gulley/Simon] Let's do it. 524 00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:51,995 Hi. 525 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:54,831 - [♪ gentle, upbeat music playing] - Wait, I-- 526 00:23:54,831 --> 00:23:57,250 Oh. Good, how are you? 527 00:23:57,250 --> 00:24:01,546 I'm pretty monotone in... general. 528 00:24:01,546 --> 00:24:04,132 Yeah, I think it's gonna be iconic. 529 00:24:04,132 --> 00:24:08,303 My monotone voice reading a sleep story will be perfect. 530 00:24:08,595 --> 00:24:11,222 Okay, I was gonna say I don't wanna do it until it's right 531 00:24:11,222 --> 00:24:15,685 'cause I'm really out of breath easily in my pregnancy. 532 00:24:15,685 --> 00:24:18,897 I think it'll be like a one-take type of thing. 533 00:24:20,648 --> 00:24:25,111 It's, like, very calm, and I was just doing my 534 00:24:25,111 --> 00:24:29,616 "what would I sound like if I was in bed with my kids reading a bedtime story?" 535 00:24:29,616 --> 00:24:31,910 "I'm Kourtney Kardashian Barker. 536 00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:35,830 "Tonight we're gonna learn about some new positions 537 00:24:35,830 --> 00:24:38,583 as we drift slowly to sleep." 538 00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:43,796 But I think it happens to be my talking to Travis voice. [chuckles] 539 00:24:43,796 --> 00:24:49,510 "...see how you sleep and who you squeeze is totally up to you. 540 00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:52,138 - [♪ gentle, relaxing music playing] - Good night." 541 00:24:52,138 --> 00:24:53,640 - [applause] - [Simon] Wow. 542 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,684 [Kourtney] I got a round of applause just so you guys know. 543 00:24:56,684 --> 00:24:58,519 And if you guys need anything else, 544 00:24:58,519 --> 00:25:00,480 I was kinda joking about the one take, 545 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,359 but if we got it in the one take, amazing. 546 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:09,572 Sure... I'll do section three. Okay, I'll do three. 547 00:25:09,572 --> 00:25:15,870 I think I'm really in this zone of, like, I just feel really calm and happy. 548 00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:19,207 "Have a good day. Sweet dreams." 549 00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:24,379 But, like, especially because of the emergency fetal surgery 550 00:25:24,379 --> 00:25:29,342 that I had to have, I'm just, like, good vibes only. 551 00:25:29,342 --> 00:25:31,803 Please, keep the bad vibes away. 552 00:25:31,803 --> 00:25:33,429 - [Simon] How was it? - Okay. Good. 553 00:25:33,429 --> 00:25:35,348 - It-- Was it good? - [Simon] How was-- No, it was great. 554 00:25:35,348 --> 00:25:36,766 It sounded amazing. 555 00:25:36,766 --> 00:25:38,851 [Liz Muller] Kourt, your baby shower post is so cute. 556 00:25:38,851 --> 00:25:40,895 People are so wild, though, 557 00:25:40,895 --> 00:25:43,481 'cause they're, like, so confused 558 00:25:43,481 --> 00:25:46,442 that I, like, wrote on Kim's baby shower post. 559 00:25:46,442 --> 00:25:48,361 Like, she posted our shower and I was like, 560 00:25:48,361 --> 00:25:52,532 "Thank you Mom and sisters for the best social-distanced baby shower," 561 00:25:52,532 --> 00:25:55,034 - something, like, wrote something nice. - [Simon] Yeah, I saw the comment. 562 00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:56,202 It was nice. 563 00:25:56,202 --> 00:25:58,830 [Kourtney] And then everyone's like, "Kourtney's trollin'." 564 00:25:58,830 --> 00:26:01,583 You know they think that I'm, like-- that we, like, hate each other. 565 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,793 - Yeah. - But also, I so badly wanted to be, like, 566 00:26:03,793 --> 00:26:06,921 "By the way, I never knew that call was filmed." 567 00:26:06,921 --> 00:26:08,715 [Simon] Did she not tell you when she called? 568 00:26:08,715 --> 00:26:13,386 No, I just had a feeling that it was filmed, like, after the fact, 569 00:26:13,386 --> 00:26:15,471 and then she was like, "Yeah." 570 00:26:15,471 --> 00:26:18,558 And I'm like, "You're not using it." But then... 571 00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:21,853 it was too good not to use. 572 00:26:21,853 --> 00:26:26,107 The phone call, people got really analytical and deep. 573 00:26:26,107 --> 00:26:28,151 So, we're all confused and we're on a group chat 574 00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:30,361 that's actually labeled "Not Kourtney," 575 00:26:30,361 --> 00:26:34,199 so we know and have to funnel what your friends are saying to us. 576 00:26:34,199 --> 00:26:37,202 And have to figure out why you're such a different person, 577 00:26:37,202 --> 00:26:39,871 - and why you have this vendetta out. - [Kourtney] [over phone] But do you think 578 00:26:39,871 --> 00:26:41,164 that I would wanna be a part of that? 579 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:42,248 You know, we're sisters. 580 00:26:42,248 --> 00:26:45,210 I think people forget-- They always say, like, on our show, 581 00:26:45,210 --> 00:26:46,920 like, "How are they gonna get through it?" 582 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,548 And they pick sides, and everyone gets really riled up. 583 00:26:50,548 --> 00:26:53,635 I think there's, like, this huge misconception 584 00:26:53,635 --> 00:26:56,888 that Kourtney and I hate each other. [laughing] 585 00:26:56,888 --> 00:26:58,598 We really don't. 586 00:26:58,598 --> 00:27:03,311 I'm sure a lot of people have had, like, crazy fights with their siblings. 587 00:27:03,311 --> 00:27:07,941 Maybe ours are more extreme. I'm not sure. I really don't know. 588 00:27:07,941 --> 00:27:09,526 The thing about Kourtney and I, 589 00:27:09,526 --> 00:27:13,530 no matter how crazy things are, no matter what's going on, 590 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:16,783 if she needs something, I'm there, if I need something, she's there. 591 00:27:16,783 --> 00:27:19,786 And we'll always be that way no matter what we're going through. 592 00:27:19,786 --> 00:27:22,455 So, was it just the sisters on the "Not Kourtney" group chat? 593 00:27:22,455 --> 00:27:24,040 - [Kourtney] Yeah. - No one else? 594 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,375 [Kourtney] No friends. 595 00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:27,460 [Simon] The amount of people who've reached out to me to say, 596 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:29,629 "I knew you wouldn't be on that group chat." 597 00:27:29,629 --> 00:27:33,466 - Yeah. - I'm like, honestly, thank God. 598 00:27:33,466 --> 00:27:35,426 [Kourtney] Thank God you weren't. But you know what? 599 00:27:35,426 --> 00:27:41,099 That's a characteristic that my mom and Kim have had for my whole life 600 00:27:41,099 --> 00:27:42,642 of being like, 601 00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:44,936 -"Everyone's talking about you." - [Simon] Yes. 602 00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:46,688 [Kourtney] But there's no everyone. 603 00:27:46,688 --> 00:27:49,941 And I'm so happy that I just don't give a [bleep] 604 00:27:49,941 --> 00:27:51,609 about any of that anymore. 605 00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:54,445 [Simon] Yeah. No, and you and Kim have subsequently made up 606 00:27:54,445 --> 00:27:56,114 - and it's all good now. - Yeah. 607 00:27:56,114 --> 00:27:57,448 Kim and I are great. 608 00:27:57,448 --> 00:27:59,951 Everything's, like, back to normal. 609 00:27:59,951 --> 00:28:03,955 We get along, we, like, really connect over the kids. 610 00:28:03,955 --> 00:28:08,751 I can't even believe that a second of energy was wasted on that. 611 00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:10,044 [Peyton] You did very good, Kourtney. 612 00:28:10,044 --> 00:28:11,963 - [Kourtney] Really? - [Peyton] You are a natural, 613 00:28:11,963 --> 00:28:13,339 natural for the sleep story. 614 00:28:13,339 --> 00:28:15,133 [Kourtney] Think I have a new career, guys. 615 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:16,759 - Yeah. - Truly. 616 00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:18,177 [laughter] 617 00:28:18,177 --> 00:28:21,264 [♪ upbeat music playing] 618 00:28:28,229 --> 00:28:29,898 ♪ 619 00:28:33,151 --> 00:28:34,903 - Hi! - Hi! 620 00:28:34,903 --> 00:28:36,738 - What's going on? - Hi, cutie. 621 00:28:36,738 --> 00:28:37,822 Why do you have your purse? 622 00:28:37,822 --> 00:28:39,115 Where are you-- You going shopping? 623 00:28:39,115 --> 00:28:40,200 I don't know. 624 00:28:43,536 --> 00:28:46,539 I did not go to Paris for Fashion Week this year. 625 00:28:46,539 --> 00:28:50,001 But that does not mean that I don't have FOMO. 626 00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:54,088 So, I cannot wait to get the full download from Kylie. 627 00:28:54,088 --> 00:28:55,298 And I love catching up with her. 628 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,008 Kylie, these little heels that you're wearing, 629 00:28:57,008 --> 00:28:58,718 - I just-- - You hate 'em? 630 00:28:58,718 --> 00:29:00,970 Duh, I'm not a-- I'm, like, either a flats 631 00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:02,805 or a stripper heel type of girl. 632 00:29:02,805 --> 00:29:04,057 [Kylie Jenner] I like these because 633 00:29:04,057 --> 00:29:06,226 - it's-it's more casual. - That's like a micro-penis. 634 00:29:06,226 --> 00:29:08,102 [Kylie] We're not about to shame micros right now. 635 00:29:08,102 --> 00:29:10,188 Okay, we won't, but nobody wants them. 636 00:29:10,188 --> 00:29:11,940 You just accept them. 637 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:14,317 That's not true. Some people like them. 638 00:29:14,692 --> 00:29:17,904 Hm. Maybe if they have a micro-puss. [laughing] 639 00:29:17,904 --> 00:29:20,114 I think a micro-puss would be fascinating. 640 00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:23,409 'Cause doesn't everyone want a smaller puss? 641 00:29:23,409 --> 00:29:25,995 I tend to have a larger puss. 642 00:29:25,995 --> 00:29:28,498 Like, when I'm fat, it gets fatter. 643 00:29:28,498 --> 00:29:31,000 'Cause when I was fat, I had Camille. 644 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,379 Now that I've been skinnier, Camille disappeared. 645 00:29:34,379 --> 00:29:36,839 [both chuckling] 646 00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:38,758 How was [in French accent] Paris? 647 00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:41,719 - [Kylie] Paris was good. - [Khloé] You looked incredible. 648 00:29:41,719 --> 00:29:45,181 [Kylie] Thank you. Um, I saw Jordyn again in Paris. 649 00:29:45,181 --> 00:29:47,267 - How was that? - It was fun. 650 00:29:47,267 --> 00:29:51,896 I think we have, like, a lot more, like, healthy distance in the relationship. 651 00:29:51,896 --> 00:29:55,149 - Now it's, like, we talk once a month. - I think it's really-- 652 00:29:55,149 --> 00:29:59,237 I think what I do love now is that 653 00:29:59,237 --> 00:30:03,741 the narrative about us online is also over. 654 00:30:03,741 --> 00:30:05,827 Like, when we were seen leaving that restaurant, 655 00:30:05,827 --> 00:30:09,122 if it was a story for the day or two days, whatever, 656 00:30:09,122 --> 00:30:12,667 - and then, now, it's, like, it's over. - [Khloé] It disappeared. 657 00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:14,752 - Yeah. - People know that we're cool 658 00:30:14,752 --> 00:30:17,505 and no one's talking about it anymore. 659 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:20,800 I've always told you, like, I never want you to have regrets in life, 660 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:25,763 and I, for sure, never want you to have regrets with anything that comes to me. 661 00:30:25,763 --> 00:30:28,933 And I've told you, like, when you were saying that you miss her and whatever, 662 00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:33,813 and I-I've never had an issue with you keeping your friendships with anyone. 663 00:30:33,813 --> 00:30:35,565 - That's not my job in life. - [Kylie] Mm-hmm. 664 00:30:35,565 --> 00:30:37,775 I'm happy to have this conversation with Khloé 665 00:30:37,775 --> 00:30:41,279 'cause I think that people don't really understand 666 00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:43,114 how pure Khloé's heart is. 667 00:30:43,114 --> 00:30:46,618 And even right after everything happened, 668 00:30:46,618 --> 00:30:48,328 her energy was always the same with me. 669 00:30:48,328 --> 00:30:51,289 She's like, "You need to do whatever makes you happy. 670 00:30:51,289 --> 00:30:54,042 There's nothing more important to me than you and your happiness." 671 00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:55,543 And she's just very special. 672 00:30:55,543 --> 00:30:59,464 And I wish more people knew how special she was. 673 00:30:59,464 --> 00:31:04,385 I definitely get frustrated, the whole narrative about her and I, 674 00:31:04,385 --> 00:31:06,304 or her and you, or me and you, whatever. 675 00:31:06,304 --> 00:31:08,848 - It's, like, this weird-- - It's an internet creative narrative 676 00:31:08,848 --> 00:31:11,017 - that doesn't even exist. - Totally. 677 00:31:11,017 --> 00:31:15,188 And so, that is something that I would love behind us all. 678 00:31:15,188 --> 00:31:18,358 They're always pinning the girls against one another. 679 00:31:18,358 --> 00:31:21,486 And there's actually no beef. 680 00:31:21,486 --> 00:31:24,739 I hate that you have to choose Team Jordyn or Team Kylie. 681 00:31:24,739 --> 00:31:26,241 And we're not like that. 682 00:31:26,241 --> 00:31:28,826 Like, 'cause we're just living, we're not, like, thinking that hard 683 00:31:28,826 --> 00:31:31,746 about the situation anymore. 684 00:31:31,746 --> 00:31:34,582 We just want happy, peaceful, healthy lives. 685 00:31:34,582 --> 00:31:36,125 - Yeah. - That's all we want. 686 00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:38,044 [Kylie] Ain't that the truth? 687 00:31:38,628 --> 00:31:40,255 - Well-- - Mom's having dinner with someone. 688 00:31:40,255 --> 00:31:41,548 Who is she having dinner with? 689 00:31:41,548 --> 00:31:43,049 - There's some people-- - Ooh. Should we go? 690 00:31:43,049 --> 00:31:44,342 - [Khloé] Yeah. - Let's just go. 691 00:31:44,342 --> 00:31:46,135 Let's go ambush. 692 00:31:46,135 --> 00:31:48,429 I love just visiting my mom. 693 00:31:48,721 --> 00:31:50,473 I would love if she gets pissed. 694 00:31:51,224 --> 00:31:53,226 Oh, Kylie's with us. She won't get pissed. 695 00:31:53,226 --> 00:31:56,604 Cameras included or not included. 696 00:31:56,604 --> 00:31:58,439 [Kylie] Who the [bleep] does she think she is? 697 00:31:58,439 --> 00:32:01,025 - [Khloé] Yeah, who the [bleep]... - [Kylie] Having dinner without telling us? 698 00:32:01,025 --> 00:32:02,569 We're her [bleep] favorites. 699 00:32:02,569 --> 00:32:04,320 [Khloé] Hi, Eric. 700 00:32:04,821 --> 00:32:06,155 [Kylie] Mom?! 701 00:32:06,155 --> 00:32:08,032 [Khloé] Mom?! 702 00:32:08,032 --> 00:32:11,744 - [Kylie] Mom?! - Who are you having dinner with? 703 00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,455 [Kylie] Mom?! 704 00:32:14,455 --> 00:32:16,332 [Khloé] Mom?! 705 00:32:16,332 --> 00:32:19,419 - [Kylie] What are-- - Hi. Who are you having dinner with? 706 00:32:19,419 --> 00:32:20,795 What do you think you're doing tonight? 707 00:32:20,795 --> 00:32:22,213 I'm watching Dancing with the Stars. 708 00:32:22,213 --> 00:32:23,631 [Kylie] Mom! 709 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:26,467 [Khloé] It was all Kylie's idea 'cause you love her the most. 710 00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:29,804 I do not love her the most. I love you all the same. 711 00:32:29,804 --> 00:32:30,889 Yep. 712 00:32:31,764 --> 00:32:34,434 [TV playing] 713 00:32:34,934 --> 00:32:36,936 - Well, this was much more... - [Kylie] Yeah, this was-- 714 00:32:36,936 --> 00:32:38,521 ...anticlimactic than I assumed. 715 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:41,024 I thought, like, you were gonna have an orgy or something. 716 00:32:41,024 --> 00:32:44,319 - [Kris] No. - [gasps] "Mom! Your vagina!" 717 00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:46,529 [laughter] 718 00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:48,323 [Kylie] Love you guys. I actually have to go... 719 00:32:48,323 --> 00:32:50,450 - [Khloé/Kris] Love you. - ...'cause I wanna say bye to my kids. 720 00:32:50,450 --> 00:32:51,951 - Bye! Love you! - I'm s-so sorry. 721 00:32:51,951 --> 00:32:53,536 Kylie really wanted to see you. 722 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,789 - [softly] Bye. - Aww, of course, she did. 723 00:32:56,789 --> 00:32:58,499 [Khloé] "What size shoe does your mommy wear?" 724 00:32:58,499 --> 00:33:02,128 - My mommy? - M-My mommy. Malika's asking. 725 00:33:02,128 --> 00:33:04,547 - Eight and a half or nine-- - 'Member when you had that foot surgery? 726 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,758 It's called bunion surgery. 727 00:33:06,758 --> 00:33:08,259 - You're big-- - What is a bunion? 728 00:33:08,259 --> 00:33:10,887 - [Kris] Oh, my God. - [Khloé] Oy, look at this. 729 00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:14,182 Oh, I know. People can get really messed up. 730 00:33:15,391 --> 00:33:16,601 Bunions are gross. 731 00:33:16,601 --> 00:33:21,648 I don't-- I'm not big with, like, a lot of random body parts. 732 00:33:21,648 --> 00:33:23,066 Like, even belly buttons. 733 00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:26,027 Don't get me started on an outie, oy. 734 00:33:26,486 --> 00:33:28,696 Talk about a micro-penis. 735 00:33:30,281 --> 00:33:34,327 And, like, the fact that you don't have worse feet is wild. 736 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:35,411 Worse feet? 737 00:33:35,411 --> 00:33:37,914 - I have beautiful feet. - I know you have beautiful feet. 738 00:33:37,914 --> 00:33:40,416 - I have feet that would go on OnlyFans... - But you walk on heels. 739 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:42,752 - ...and make a fortune by the way. - Oh. 740 00:33:42,752 --> 00:33:44,963 People on OnlyFans show their feet? 741 00:33:44,963 --> 00:33:47,298 There's foot fetishes all around the world. 742 00:33:47,298 --> 00:33:48,383 [laughs] What? 743 00:33:48,383 --> 00:33:50,343 - And my-- Mom... - Stop! [laughing] 744 00:33:50,343 --> 00:33:54,472 ...Kourtney and Travis are probably the emperor and empress of foot fetishes. 745 00:33:54,472 --> 00:33:55,640 - Stop it. - By the way. 746 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,351 - Mom, you know this, but... - No, I do not know this. 747 00:33:58,351 --> 00:34:00,645 - ...I have beautiful ballerina-- - Wait, what do you-- 748 00:34:00,645 --> 00:34:02,522 But what do you do with somebody's feet? 749 00:34:07,151 --> 00:34:08,987 Khloé, no. 750 00:34:09,654 --> 00:34:11,155 Okay, so, why are we talk-- Oh-- 751 00:34:11,155 --> 00:34:13,116 - [Khloé] The foot fetish. - Can we go back to the bunions? 752 00:34:13,116 --> 00:34:16,995 - [laughter] - Because that's the conversation 753 00:34:16,995 --> 00:34:19,080 - I was most comfortable with. - Well, my point is 754 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,792 people have foot fetishes, so I can make a lot of money off my feet, 755 00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:24,586 but I just haven't gone there yet. 756 00:34:24,586 --> 00:34:27,630 Don't worry. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I will be there. 757 00:34:29,424 --> 00:34:31,426 If you get me my bunion surgery. 758 00:34:31,426 --> 00:34:33,136 [♪ upbeat dance music playing] 759 00:34:33,136 --> 00:34:34,846 ♪ I wanna be in on the action ♪ 760 00:34:34,846 --> 00:34:37,056 ♪ I wanna be causin' reaction ♪ 761 00:34:37,056 --> 00:34:38,975 ♪ I want 'em to feel, and want 'em to see ♪ 762 00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:40,894 ♪ I want 'em to dance with passion ♪ 763 00:34:40,894 --> 00:34:42,979 ♪ Wanna be in on the action ♪ 764 00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,480 ♪ 765 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,773 - Thank you. - ♪ It's gonna be hot ♪ 766 00:34:45,773 --> 00:34:47,275 ♪ And never forgot ♪ 767 00:34:47,275 --> 00:34:48,860 ♪ Not gonna be a distraction ♪ 768 00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:50,111 ♪ 769 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,868 - [Khloé] Hi! - [greeting each other] 770 00:34:57,368 --> 00:34:59,204 [group chattering] 771 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:02,207 [Kris] Tonight is the premiere 772 00:35:02,207 --> 00:35:05,752 of American Horror Story starring Kim Kardashian. 773 00:35:05,752 --> 00:35:07,754 So, we're very excited. 774 00:35:07,754 --> 00:35:11,090 She FaceTimed me from set in her makeup 775 00:35:11,090 --> 00:35:12,842 and I didn't even know it was her. 776 00:35:12,842 --> 00:35:14,802 So, you're in for a thrill. 777 00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:16,596 What time does the show come on? 778 00:35:16,596 --> 00:35:18,181 - [Corey/Kris] 7:00. - 7:00. 779 00:35:18,181 --> 00:35:20,767 [Corey] Yeah, so, y'all should probably get a drink or somethin'. 780 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:21,976 What do you guys want? 781 00:35:24,395 --> 00:35:25,605 No, he has a person here for that. 782 00:35:25,605 --> 00:35:26,981 - There's people here, Kris. - [Kris] Oh. 783 00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:31,194 By the way, this isn't 15 years ago, we're bossin' me around 784 00:35:31,194 --> 00:35:32,612 - with the [bleep] wine. - [laughter] 785 00:35:32,612 --> 00:35:34,614 That was 20 years ago! When Reggie was around, 786 00:35:34,614 --> 00:35:37,992 it was literally like, "Mr. Football, how are ya?" 787 00:35:39,577 --> 00:35:41,704 [laughter] 788 00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,498 - [♪ dance music playing] - ♪ Look at me now ♪ 789 00:35:43,498 --> 00:35:45,792 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 790 00:35:45,792 --> 00:35:47,377 ♪ I'm in the crowd ♪ 791 00:35:47,377 --> 00:35:49,671 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 792 00:35:49,671 --> 00:35:51,172 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 793 00:35:51,172 --> 00:35:53,091 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 794 00:35:53,091 --> 00:35:55,635 - [Kim] Hi, guys! - [greeting each other] 795 00:35:55,635 --> 00:35:57,136 - How are you? - [all chattering] 796 00:35:57,136 --> 00:36:01,891 [Khloé] North, your side-eye was on fuego right now. 797 00:36:01,891 --> 00:36:04,519 - [chattering] - I love your side-eye. 798 00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:07,355 Kim, I didn't know this was, like, real scary. 799 00:36:07,355 --> 00:36:09,607 - Well, these episodes aren't. - [Corey] You wanna sit right here? 800 00:36:09,607 --> 00:36:11,734 - 'Cause I don't do, like, real-- - And I'm, like, scared. 801 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,820 Will you hold me? Hold me. 802 00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:16,239 [muffled] Oh, my God. [chuckles] 803 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,825 So, I don't like anything horror. 804 00:36:18,825 --> 00:36:22,287 I don't like to be scared. Just, like, don't "Boo" me. 805 00:36:22,287 --> 00:36:24,873 Don't like, "Boo!" Like, [bleep] off. 806 00:36:24,873 --> 00:36:27,250 I do not wanna be scared. Life is scary enough. 807 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:29,878 So, Kim, you have no idea how scary this is? 808 00:36:29,878 --> 00:36:33,715 No, I have no idea, like... if it's good. 809 00:36:33,715 --> 00:36:35,466 - I mean, I'm sure-- - [Khloé] Of course, it's good. 810 00:36:35,466 --> 00:36:38,553 I just am like, "Oh, my God, as long as people don't say I'm awful." 811 00:36:38,553 --> 00:36:40,471 - Show's gonna start. - Yes. 812 00:36:40,471 --> 00:36:42,515 - [speaker] 'Kay. - [Kris] We should go inside. 813 00:36:42,515 --> 00:36:45,018 [Corey] I'm ready to watch Kim get a Emmy. 814 00:36:45,018 --> 00:36:46,477 [Kris] That is so good. 815 00:36:46,477 --> 00:36:49,647 So cute! Northy, look it! 816 00:36:49,647 --> 00:36:51,065 [Khloé] Scott, this is so cute in here. 817 00:36:51,065 --> 00:36:54,068 [Scott Disick] Yeah. Cute, right? Are we ready to get started? 818 00:36:54,068 --> 00:36:55,486 [Kim] Guys, I don't wanna watch this. 819 00:36:55,486 --> 00:36:56,779 - Yes! - [Kris] Are you sure? 820 00:36:56,779 --> 00:37:00,700 - Come on, Kimberly. Woo! - 'Kay, can we turn all the lights off? 821 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,410 [Corey] You almost knocked over her wine. 822 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:04,829 [gasps] Mom, you knocked her wine all over her pajamas. 823 00:37:04,829 --> 00:37:06,372 - No, it's okay. - [Kris] Oh, I'm so sorry. 824 00:37:06,372 --> 00:37:07,832 - I just don't wanna get-- It's okay. - Mom! 825 00:37:07,832 --> 00:37:09,834 - I just don't wanna get-- - [Malika Haqq] Is there a napkin? 826 00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:11,586 - Scott, do you mind getting a napkin? - [Scott] Yeah. 827 00:37:11,586 --> 00:37:14,047 - [Kim] Does anyone have a napkin? - We need a napkin! 828 00:37:14,047 --> 00:37:15,340 [Kris] It's right there! 829 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:17,550 - She has a whole stack of 'em. - [Scott] Guys, guys, guys. 830 00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:20,094 The show's gonna be hectic enough. We don't need to fight each other. 831 00:37:20,094 --> 00:37:22,305 It's like pandemonium. Oh, my gosh. 832 00:37:22,305 --> 00:37:24,474 Everyone's freaking out. How're we gonna fix it? 833 00:37:24,474 --> 00:37:27,018 Do we need to put water on the couch? 834 00:37:27,018 --> 00:37:28,311 Maybe sit over there. 835 00:37:28,311 --> 00:37:31,022 [Malika] Scott, you don't have any fabric cleaner we can spray? 836 00:37:31,022 --> 00:37:34,275 [Kris] This is why we have a no red wine rule. 837 00:37:34,275 --> 00:37:36,194 People wanna live their lives. 838 00:37:36,194 --> 00:37:39,072 Mom, chill out. You're the one that threw the blanket. 839 00:37:39,072 --> 00:37:41,407 "Who has red wine with a cream couch?" 840 00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:43,952 But then she'd complain if there wasn't red wine here. 841 00:37:43,952 --> 00:37:45,537 [Kris] I'll have it cleaned tomorrow. 842 00:37:45,537 --> 00:37:50,667 The chaos over, like, a couple drops of wine was wild. 843 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:53,503 Everything's okay, everybody. We'll have that cleaned-- 844 00:37:53,503 --> 00:37:56,464 By the way, it's my couch! I don't give a [bleep]! 845 00:37:56,464 --> 00:37:57,882 [Kris] I'm gonna have it cleaned. 846 00:37:57,882 --> 00:38:02,887 Everyone just shut the [bleep] up, and turn the show on. 847 00:38:02,887 --> 00:38:07,058 Can you get Scott's couch cleaned tomorrow? 848 00:38:07,058 --> 00:38:10,144 'Cause I spilled some red wine on it. Thank you. 849 00:38:12,105 --> 00:38:14,482 - Is everybody ready? - [Kim/Natalie Halcro] Yes. 850 00:38:14,482 --> 00:38:18,027 [Kris] Matthew's gonna send somebody over here tomorrow to clean the couch. 851 00:38:18,027 --> 00:38:20,363 Okay, guys, should we turn the lights off? 852 00:38:20,363 --> 00:38:21,990 [Kris] Scott can't wait for us to leave. 853 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:25,285 [Scott] I don't mind. I'm getting a new couch, I mean-- 854 00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:28,079 [Kris] Oh, my God. This is gonna cost me 20 grand. 855 00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:30,081 - [Khloé] Okay. Let's push play, babe. - [Scott] At least. 856 00:38:30,081 --> 00:38:31,875 I'm already makin' the order. 857 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:33,167 [Olivia Pierson] Okay. 858 00:38:34,085 --> 00:38:36,087 - [Scott] What the? Is that you, Keeks? - [Kris] What? 859 00:38:36,087 --> 00:38:38,840 - [Khloé] It's Kimberly! - [laughing] Can you imagine? 860 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,842 [Khloé] Would die if that was her. 861 00:38:40,842 --> 00:38:44,178 It's interesting to see 'cause I never saw any of this. 862 00:38:44,178 --> 00:38:47,056 I'm definitely nervous because I put the time 863 00:38:47,056 --> 00:38:49,142 and the energy in to do something different 864 00:38:49,142 --> 00:38:50,727 that was outside of my comfort zone. 865 00:38:50,727 --> 00:38:53,938 - [♪ sinister pop music playing] - [Scott] Dude, this is wild. 866 00:38:53,938 --> 00:38:57,108 [group cheering] 867 00:38:58,359 --> 00:39:00,987 [Kim] I don't know, I feel like it could go really bad 868 00:39:00,987 --> 00:39:04,407 and embarrassing for everyone if I suck. 869 00:39:04,407 --> 00:39:06,492 I just hope people like it. 870 00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:08,870 That's me, guys. 871 00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,955 - [group cheering] - [Scott] Yeah, baby. 872 00:39:10,955 --> 00:39:13,541 [on TV] It's exhausting being better than everyone. 873 00:39:13,541 --> 00:39:16,461 - Oh, so, you're playing your mom? - [Kris laughing] 874 00:39:16,461 --> 00:39:19,172 All of that would wind up in the bargain bin at Walmart. 875 00:39:19,172 --> 00:39:21,799 - I mean, no offense. - I mean, none taken. That is true. 876 00:39:21,799 --> 00:39:23,301 [Khloé] Kim, you're so cute. 877 00:39:23,301 --> 00:39:25,595 - [group cheering] - [Kris] So good, babe. 878 00:39:25,595 --> 00:39:28,264 [chattering] 879 00:39:28,264 --> 00:39:30,183 Yeah, like, no matter what they think I did-- 880 00:39:30,183 --> 00:39:31,684 But who knows? Are they lying also? 881 00:39:31,684 --> 00:39:33,770 'Cause it's like when your kid's ugly, 882 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:36,397 of course, your family's gonna be like, "It's so cute." You know? 883 00:39:36,397 --> 00:39:38,858 Like, what are they gonna say, I suck? 884 00:39:38,858 --> 00:39:43,404 - Kim, you're doing so great! - Thanks, guys. 885 00:39:43,404 --> 00:39:45,865 So, at least in this moment, I believe it. 886 00:39:45,865 --> 00:39:49,953 But I'll wait for the reviews and see if they were telling the truth. 887 00:39:49,953 --> 00:39:52,997 This role seems perfect for Kim K, not gonna lie. 888 00:39:52,997 --> 00:39:54,707 - [Scott] I smell an Emmy. - Please don't. 889 00:39:54,707 --> 00:39:57,710 Oh, my God, everyone's saying Siobhan is literally Kris Jenner. 890 00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:59,003 That's what I said! 891 00:39:59,003 --> 00:40:02,840 "Kim has the s-- Kim has best preparation for this role." 892 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,925 Nice. 893 00:40:03,925 --> 00:40:05,760 People were saying really great things like, 894 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,929 "Wow, we didn't wanna like it, but..." 895 00:40:07,929 --> 00:40:10,348 Kind of like how I felt when I did SNL. 896 00:40:10,348 --> 00:40:11,641 They always wanna hate, 897 00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:16,813 and it's such a good feeling when people are responding well to something. 898 00:40:17,313 --> 00:40:19,816 Kim, Ryan Murphy said you were so good in this 899 00:40:19,816 --> 00:40:23,528 that he thinks you should do this for the rest of your life full-time. 900 00:40:23,528 --> 00:40:28,032 This is a huge deal for Kim because the growth in her confidence 901 00:40:28,032 --> 00:40:31,619 of her taking risks, her saying like, "You know, I can do this." 902 00:40:31,619 --> 00:40:33,621 Like, when there was once a time in her life 903 00:40:33,621 --> 00:40:38,585 that she thought she needed somebody else to call the shots, direct her. 904 00:40:38,585 --> 00:40:41,796 And she felt almost like she could do nothing on her own. 905 00:40:41,796 --> 00:40:44,674 She needed a slew of people to ask. 906 00:40:44,674 --> 00:40:47,635 Now she's just makin' decisions on her own, 907 00:40:47,635 --> 00:40:49,846 and that's what makes me the happiest. 908 00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:51,556 - [group cheering] - [group applauding] 909 00:40:51,556 --> 00:40:54,642 - Good job, Kimberly! - Yay, bravo. 910 00:40:54,642 --> 00:40:56,811 - Great job, Kim. - Amazing! 911 00:40:56,811 --> 00:40:59,606 - That took a lot of strength, babe. - Thank you. 912 00:40:59,606 --> 00:41:02,066 - [Olivia] So good. - You're a [bleep] actress! 913 00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,234 [Natalie] Oh, my God! 914 00:41:06,821 --> 00:41:08,531 Oh, my gosh, Scott is like, "Please don't come back." 915 00:41:08,531 --> 00:41:10,909 I'm so proud of you. Like, really, really good. 916 00:41:10,909 --> 00:41:13,661 - You should be really proud of yourself. - It was a strong version of you, Kimmy. 917 00:41:13,661 --> 00:41:18,625 Kim has actually taken on more than I ever thought she would do this year. 918 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:21,669 Alright, guys, we're gonna celebrate. 919 00:41:21,669 --> 00:41:25,757 [Kris] She has more energy than anybody I've ever met in my life. 920 00:41:25,757 --> 00:41:29,594 More ambition, drive, more creativity. 921 00:41:30,678 --> 00:41:32,764 [all cheering] 922 00:41:32,764 --> 00:41:34,599 And every year that goes by, 923 00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:38,770 she just seems to have more impressive goals, 924 00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:42,190 and she meets every single one of them. It's wild. 925 00:41:42,190 --> 00:41:43,650 - Running by you! - [group laughing] 926 00:41:43,650 --> 00:41:46,152 [Khloé] Does this remind you of the Vegas days? 927 00:41:46,152 --> 00:41:47,987 [group cheering] 928 00:41:47,987 --> 00:41:51,032 Can officially apply for a star on the Walk of Fame now. 929 00:41:51,032 --> 00:41:52,116 [Kris] Yeah! 930 00:41:55,036 --> 00:41:58,164 - I am in my actress era. - [group cheering, applauding] 931 00:41:58,164 --> 00:42:00,500 - [group] Cheers. - [Scott] Cheers. 932 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,586 [♪ upbeat dance music playing] 933 00:42:05,255 --> 00:42:07,465 [Khloé] Next on The Kardashians... 934 00:42:07,465 --> 00:42:11,469 It's my birthday week and I've been called to do jury duty. 935 00:42:11,469 --> 00:42:13,972 Feel like there's some kind of O.J. connection 936 00:42:13,972 --> 00:42:16,140 that'll get me out of jury duty. 937 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:17,642 [chuckles] Just kidding. 938 00:42:17,642 --> 00:42:21,229 If untreated, dementia, Alzheimer's or Parkinson's could be 939 00:42:21,229 --> 00:42:22,397 - in my future. - What did you say? 940 00:42:22,397 --> 00:42:24,232 - I can't hear. - Your ears are fine. 941 00:42:24,232 --> 00:42:25,316 [Khloé] We'll fix it. 942 00:42:25,316 --> 00:42:27,277 - [doctor] Let's do another hearing test. - [Kris] Okay. 943 00:42:28,862 --> 00:42:31,197 This is the most excited I've been in a really long time. 944 00:42:31,197 --> 00:42:34,701 My mom pulled some strings and got Gerry to come over for dinner. 945 00:42:34,701 --> 00:42:36,369 - [greeting Gerry] - Hello, everyone. 946 00:42:36,369 --> 00:42:38,329 - [Kendall] Did you not see what I saw? - [speaker] No. 947 00:42:38,329 --> 00:42:39,831 [Kendall] I saw his phone. 948 00:42:39,831 --> 00:42:42,125 I've seen some things that I shouldn't have seen. 949 00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:45,712 Is there any hope for Tristan or is-- that door's closed? 950 00:42:45,712 --> 00:42:46,963 [Khloé] Scott. 951 00:42:47,547 --> 00:42:48,840 - But eventually-- - But it'd be nice 952 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,300 to grow old with somebody. 953 00:42:51,551 --> 00:42:54,554 [♪ dance music playing] 954 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,362 ♪ 955 00:43:33,593 --> 00:43:37,013 Um, you guys, Rob sent me that FootFinder. 956 00:43:37,013 --> 00:43:38,473 I don't know what that is. 957 00:43:38,473 --> 00:43:41,726 Said that they would pay me a million dollars to show my feet, 958 00:43:41,726 --> 00:43:43,019 and I would do that. 959 00:43:43,019 --> 00:43:44,729 Wh-What do I have to do with my feet? 960 00:43:44,938 --> 00:43:45,939 A million bucks? 961 00:43:47,398 --> 00:43:50,818 I don't give a [bleep]. I was thinkin', like, $100. 962 00:43:52,737 --> 00:43:53,738 [gasps] Yes. 963 00:43:54,614 --> 00:43:57,617 - I can let people massage my feet. - [crew member gasping] 964 00:43:57,617 --> 00:43:58,701 [laughter] 965 00:44:03,081 --> 00:44:05,083 [bell tolls]