1 00:00:01,021 --> 00:00:04,024 [♪ intense music plays] 2 00:00:05,026 --> 00:00:07,362 [Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,362 --> 00:00:09,364 It's exhausting being better than everyone. 4 00:00:09,364 --> 00:00:11,658 - [people cheering] - We're gonna celebrate! 5 00:00:11,658 --> 00:00:14,118 I am in my actress era. 6 00:00:14,118 --> 00:00:15,828 We're gonna watch The Golden Bachelor. 7 00:00:15,828 --> 00:00:19,165 - You're finally on my Bachelor bandwagon? - Mom, shut up! 8 00:00:19,165 --> 00:00:21,584 I've been on The Bachelor with you for years. 9 00:00:21,584 --> 00:00:24,087 - How are you feeling about leaving? - Bittersweet, it's a lot. 10 00:00:24,087 --> 00:00:25,713 Go fly, little bird. 11 00:00:26,756 --> 00:00:28,675 They just don't leave. 12 00:00:28,675 --> 00:00:30,468 Look at the Eiffel Tower! 13 00:00:30,468 --> 00:00:35,139 I think Khloé would be happier if she wasn't so, like, rigid. 14 00:00:35,139 --> 00:00:37,725 [Khloé Kardashian] [over phone] Okay, I gotta get ready for school pickup. 15 00:00:37,725 --> 00:00:38,893 We wish you were here. 16 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:40,728 "Do you think Kim would wanna do her own show?" 17 00:00:40,728 --> 00:00:43,231 [bleep], what did I get myself into? 18 00:00:43,231 --> 00:00:45,316 ♪ 19 00:00:49,404 --> 00:00:51,614 [♪ upbeat music playing] 20 00:00:51,614 --> 00:00:53,658 ♪ Come on, come on, let's go ♪ 21 00:00:53,658 --> 00:00:56,202 ♪ It's what you waitin' for ♪ 22 00:00:57,287 --> 00:00:58,705 ♪ Check this ♪ 23 00:00:59,163 --> 00:01:01,165 ♪ 24 00:01:01,165 --> 00:01:04,586 [Khloé] Mother? Dónde, dónde está? 25 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,337 It is birthday season. 26 00:01:06,337 --> 00:01:08,339 I came here to talk about Kim's birthday. 27 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:10,133 I don't love being the birthday planner, 28 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:13,094 but I'm a control freak 'cause I know it will get done 29 00:01:13,094 --> 00:01:15,305 the way Kim wants it done. 30 00:01:15,847 --> 00:01:18,474 How do you do this? But I don't know how to work this. 31 00:01:18,474 --> 00:01:20,768 [Kris Jenner] That thing was so strong and fabulous, 32 00:01:20,768 --> 00:01:22,937 but my legs were getting squished. 33 00:01:23,313 --> 00:01:24,689 [Khloé] What? Why? 34 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,691 [Kris] I think I have a circulation problem 35 00:01:26,691 --> 00:01:31,362 and I really have ringing in my ears, constantly. 36 00:01:31,362 --> 00:01:33,406 I absolutely love my mom, 37 00:01:33,406 --> 00:01:36,826 but I feel like every other day, every other week, 38 00:01:36,826 --> 00:01:40,538 I'm getting a text or a phone call of her 39 00:01:40,538 --> 00:01:43,082 [sighs] just complaining about another ailment 40 00:01:43,082 --> 00:01:44,626 that's on the rise. 41 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,920 I think I'm probably losing my hearing. 42 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,421 Mom, stop it. 43 00:01:48,421 --> 00:01:53,009 It's very monotone and it's very consistent 44 00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:54,761 and it never changes. 45 00:01:55,053 --> 00:01:56,262 Noice. 46 00:01:56,512 --> 00:01:57,847 It is a noise. 47 00:01:57,847 --> 00:01:59,891 - Noice. - Oh, noice. 48 00:01:59,891 --> 00:02:02,268 And with the amount of yachts my mom has traveled on, 49 00:02:02,268 --> 00:02:05,355 maybe she has some water stuck in her ear. 50 00:02:05,605 --> 00:02:08,358 But I have a ringing in my ears 24/7. 51 00:02:08,358 --> 00:02:11,694 Do you know that th-there is, like, a background hum in this room? 52 00:02:11,694 --> 00:02:14,781 Well, mine goes with me everywhere, in any room. 53 00:02:14,781 --> 00:02:17,992 That frequency, it's like a... [mimics ringing noise] 54 00:02:17,992 --> 00:02:19,369 and it doesn't stop. 55 00:02:19,369 --> 00:02:22,080 What does that mean? Is it always gonna be there? 56 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,916 Is there a solution? Is there a cure? 57 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:27,168 I mean, there's all these unanswered questions. 58 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:29,712 Does it get louder? Do you lose your hearing? 59 00:02:30,129 --> 00:02:32,757 I'm hoping that Corey will be just as attracted to me 60 00:02:32,757 --> 00:02:33,967 when I have a hearing aid 61 00:02:33,967 --> 00:02:35,802 and I don't even have any hair to cover it. 62 00:02:35,802 --> 00:02:37,554 [Khloé] Mom, well, you don't need a hearing aid. 63 00:02:37,554 --> 00:02:38,972 MJ doesn't have a hearing aid. 64 00:02:38,972 --> 00:02:41,516 - Mm-hmm. - Your mother, knockin' on 90, 65 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:45,019 doesn't have a hearing aid, and she's as, like-- 66 00:02:45,019 --> 00:02:47,313 What? "Smart as a whip," or what is the expression? 67 00:02:47,313 --> 00:02:48,690 Bright as a tack. 68 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,275 [Khloé] What? Why is a tack bright? 69 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:51,985 I don't know. 70 00:02:51,985 --> 00:02:53,403 [Khloé] That's not the expression. 71 00:02:53,403 --> 00:02:55,530 - Bright as a t-- - Bright as a tack. 72 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:56,823 - [Khloé] Sharp-- - Sharp as a tack. 73 00:02:56,823 --> 00:02:59,033 - [Khloé] Yeah, I was gonna say, "What?" - She is sharp as a tack. 74 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:01,619 - [Khloé] Bright as a tack? - Bright as a light, sharp as a tack. 75 00:03:01,619 --> 00:03:03,162 - [Khloé] Uh-huh. - Yeah. 76 00:03:03,162 --> 00:03:06,374 My mom is the queen of [bleep] up phrases. 77 00:03:06,374 --> 00:03:08,793 And not in a good way, not like, "[bleep] it up!" 78 00:03:08,793 --> 00:03:10,920 Like, she's [bleep] them up. 79 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,839 You can lead a horse to water. 80 00:03:13,506 --> 00:03:15,341 Do you hear that buzzing? 81 00:03:15,341 --> 00:03:16,885 - [chair buzzing] - This? 82 00:03:16,885 --> 00:03:20,597 - Oh, right. - Wow, you got this. I believe in you. 83 00:03:20,597 --> 00:03:21,681 Okay. 84 00:03:22,891 --> 00:03:26,644 "Eighty-five thousand people got rid of this infuriating ringing noise... 85 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:28,938 - [Scott Disick] Yello! - ...and reclaimed their hearing." 86 00:03:28,938 --> 00:03:30,523 - I said hello! - [Kris] Hello! 87 00:03:30,523 --> 00:03:32,317 - [Khloé] Hi. - So, what's up, ladies? 88 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,360 - Mazel. - [kisses] 89 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,362 -"A dangerous activity... - How is it in there? 90 00:03:36,362 --> 00:03:38,573 - Fine, you gotta try this out. -"...happening inside a tiny part 91 00:03:38,573 --> 00:03:40,325 - of my brain." - [Khloé] But take your shoes off. 92 00:03:40,325 --> 00:03:41,618 - You'll love the foot action. - Hello? 93 00:03:41,618 --> 00:03:44,746 "If untreated, dementia, Alzheimer's, or Parkinson's could be 94 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,164 - in my future." - What did you say? 95 00:03:46,164 --> 00:03:48,124 - I can't hear. - Let me tell you somethin'. 96 00:03:48,124 --> 00:03:49,834 You're lookin' young. 97 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:51,169 - [Kris] Really? - [Khloé] Yeah, she is. 98 00:03:51,169 --> 00:03:53,087 The way you're hangin', who taught you to do that? 99 00:03:53,087 --> 00:03:54,756 Is that outta, like, the cool, young book? 100 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,424 I can't hear. 101 00:03:56,424 --> 00:03:58,176 - [yells] Huh?! - Oh! 102 00:03:58,176 --> 00:04:00,720 - Your ears are fine. - [Khloé] Mom. We'll fix it. 103 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,764 Oh, God. [yelps] 104 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:06,476 Scott, but we're gonna stop losing weight, right? 105 00:04:06,476 --> 00:04:08,978 - You look amazing, but, like-- - Maybe, like, three more pounds? 106 00:04:08,978 --> 00:04:11,022 Three? Oof. 107 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:14,275 But, I mean, honestly, I had no idea how horrible it was. 108 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:17,153 What I was doing at night. Eating those little bread things. 109 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:18,446 - What are they? - Bread things? 110 00:04:18,446 --> 00:04:20,615 Kylie loves them too. She always keeps them in the car. 111 00:04:20,615 --> 00:04:23,451 - Oh, the Hawaiian rolls. - [Scott] Yeah, the Hawaiian rolls. 112 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:25,286 - The Hawaiian rolls? - Scott. Are you crazy? 113 00:04:25,286 --> 00:04:27,789 [Scott] I was pounding a whole box of 'em a night. 114 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:28,873 - Scott! - Are you serious? 115 00:04:28,873 --> 00:04:31,584 I loved them, but I didn't realize what I was doing. 116 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:33,962 And then I also didn't know the whole thing about ginger ale 117 00:04:33,962 --> 00:04:35,713 - being the same as a soda. - What? 118 00:04:35,713 --> 00:04:38,716 I know, it just seemed like it was a soothing drink. 119 00:04:38,716 --> 00:04:40,426 So, every night you would have a ginger ale-- 120 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:42,095 - [Scott] No! All day... - Oh. 121 00:04:42,095 --> 00:04:44,013 - ...I would drink gingers. - Ay. 122 00:04:44,013 --> 00:04:46,015 - For your organs. - I was goin' through 20 gingers a day. 123 00:04:46,015 --> 00:04:47,725 - [Khloé] [gasps] What? - Yeah. 124 00:04:47,725 --> 00:04:50,144 - [Kris] Wow. - Oh, God. 125 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,772 I don't know what's happening here. 126 00:04:55,024 --> 00:04:56,442 Let's go, Scott. 127 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:59,153 How do I get down? Khlo? 128 00:04:59,571 --> 00:05:01,948 - [Khloé] Mother? - [Kris] Yes, ma'am! 129 00:05:01,948 --> 00:05:04,033 [Khloé] We still need to talk about Kim's birthday. 130 00:05:04,033 --> 00:05:06,244 - Yeah, um-- - [Scott] I'm with ya. 131 00:05:06,244 --> 00:05:09,706 So, it's about that time, that it's birthday season-- 132 00:05:09,706 --> 00:05:12,000 - For the next two months. - It's great. 133 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,794 So, Kim's is coming up, then it's Halloween, 134 00:05:14,794 --> 00:05:16,880 then it's Kendall's, then it's Kris's. 135 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,172 That's a lotta work for you. 136 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,466 I'm a [bleep] control freak. 137 00:05:20,466 --> 00:05:22,260 - [Scott] You're everything, Khlo. - Thank you. 138 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:25,013 - You're a control freak and beautiful. - Thank you. 139 00:05:25,013 --> 00:05:27,015 I, 100%, am a control freak, 140 00:05:27,015 --> 00:05:28,975 and I find that to be a beautiful compliment, 141 00:05:28,975 --> 00:05:30,894 so thank you very much. [clicks tongue] 142 00:05:31,352 --> 00:05:34,689 So, I sent everyone the RSVP email. 143 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,482 So, what do you got? You got her lifers. 144 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:38,359 - Lifers. The Milan chat. - [Scott] Same. 145 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:40,778 - All the people who went to Milan with us. - [in Italian accent] Milano. 146 00:05:40,778 --> 00:05:44,073 - All the siblings, all the girls. - Cute. 147 00:05:44,073 --> 00:05:46,659 Okay, as great as this has been, I have to go. 148 00:05:46,659 --> 00:05:49,037 I have the kids' first hip-hop dance class. 149 00:05:49,037 --> 00:05:50,538 You're goin' to dance class today? 150 00:05:50,538 --> 00:05:51,998 [Kris] Oh, and you're going Saturday too? 151 00:05:51,998 --> 00:05:53,458 - That's ballet. - [Kris] Oh. 152 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:54,626 This is hip-hop. 153 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:57,837 Well, it was lovely seeing both of you young girls; you look great. 154 00:05:57,837 --> 00:06:00,673 Look at Kendall's Tommy Hilfiger campaign. 155 00:06:00,673 --> 00:06:02,759 She's shooting right now in her backyard. 156 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:04,385 Isn't that cute? 157 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:06,471 - How cute is she? - That is so cute. 158 00:06:06,471 --> 00:06:08,389 She is quite spectacular. 159 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:10,725 - Huh? - Anyways. 160 00:06:10,725 --> 00:06:13,019 [Kris] I can't hear. What? 161 00:06:14,312 --> 00:06:17,315 [♪ upbeat music playing] 162 00:06:25,365 --> 00:06:28,117 Shoot, it's too late for me to get breakfast. 163 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,662 It's my birthday week, 164 00:06:30,662 --> 00:06:33,248 and on top of everything that I have going on, 165 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:37,544 I've been called to do jury duty and I can't get outta this one. 166 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:41,089 I wonder what kind of, like, O.J. thing I can say. 167 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:43,633 I feel like there's some kind of O.J. connection 168 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,718 that'll get me out of jury duty. 169 00:06:45,718 --> 00:06:47,053 [chuckling] Just kidding. 170 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:52,475 But I think it's fascinating, the process, and I think it's a duty that we owe. 171 00:06:52,475 --> 00:06:57,021 I respect that, but it would be really hard for me to convict someone 172 00:06:57,021 --> 00:07:00,650 knowing the conditions that they were going in to. 173 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,861 Because I don't think that prisons are set up 174 00:07:02,861 --> 00:07:05,071 to be really rehabilitation centers. 175 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:07,282 I would wanna serve, but it would be hard for me 176 00:07:07,282 --> 00:07:09,200 to make that decision. 177 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:13,121 I told my kids I'd go to jail if I-- [laughs] 178 00:07:13,121 --> 00:07:15,582 if I was late, so I had to hurry. 179 00:07:15,582 --> 00:07:18,001 Also, just, I don't have time for this [bleep]. 180 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:22,881 I am a single mom of four, and it is wild. 181 00:07:22,881 --> 00:07:26,134 Right when I think I have two minutes just to wash my hair, 182 00:07:26,134 --> 00:07:29,888 "Mom! [speaks gibberish]." And they open the door to the shower. 183 00:07:29,888 --> 00:07:32,807 I almost feel like my kids have this radar 184 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:35,977 where they know that I'm doing something really important. 185 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,021 Yeah? 186 00:07:41,858 --> 00:07:43,902 And then-- [gasps] Don't fall, please, come on. 187 00:07:43,902 --> 00:07:45,195 You're giving me a heart attack. 188 00:07:45,904 --> 00:07:47,739 Don't mind my injured kid 189 00:07:47,739 --> 00:07:49,449 - crying in pain. - [yelling] 190 00:07:49,449 --> 00:07:50,867 This is what they do to me. 191 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:55,580 Thought I was gonna end up on an episode of Snapped [laughs] yesterday. 192 00:07:56,039 --> 00:07:57,790 [♪ upbeat music playing] 193 00:07:57,790 --> 00:08:02,378 I don't know why I don't have it in me to be super strict. 194 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,505 Neither one of my parents were strict. 195 00:08:04,505 --> 00:08:07,508 Khloé is a lot better at being stricter. 196 00:08:08,134 --> 00:08:13,598 I wish I was more like that but, ya know, I'm just one person and it's overwhelming. 197 00:08:14,515 --> 00:08:16,935 Just how do I go about doing this all? 198 00:08:16,935 --> 00:08:19,646 These people are gonna judge me... [continues indistinctly] 199 00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:23,650 [♪ "All I Need" by Maria Krauss playing] 200 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:27,946 ♪ And it just feels so right ♪ 201 00:08:29,447 --> 00:08:31,115 ♪ Never was the one to say ♪ 202 00:08:31,115 --> 00:08:33,660 - ♪ That I'm fallin' in love ♪ - Mom? 203 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:36,246 ♪ Maybe just for tonight ♪ 204 00:08:36,746 --> 00:08:39,082 [laughs] Coming! 205 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:40,708 [Kendall Jenner] It's me! 206 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:43,127 - Hi. - Hi! 207 00:08:43,127 --> 00:08:45,213 - How are you? Mwah! - You look so pretty. 208 00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:47,257 - Thank you. Hi, Hannah! - Hello! 209 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:49,884 So glad you guys are here. 210 00:08:49,884 --> 00:08:53,263 - Big night, big, crazy night. - [Kendall] So excited. 211 00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:56,057 Kendall is a huge Golden Bachelor fan. 212 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:59,894 She's absolutely obsessed with Gerry. 213 00:08:59,894 --> 00:09:01,521 Gerry! 214 00:09:02,146 --> 00:09:07,193 She is beyond, beyond glued to the TV every time it comes on. 215 00:09:07,193 --> 00:09:12,615 So, I asked them if they could arrange a dinner with Gerry, the Golden Bachelor. 216 00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:14,450 By the way, I'm a huge fan too. 217 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,827 Can't be more excited. 218 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:18,204 Guys, he probably just got engaged. 219 00:09:18,204 --> 00:09:20,123 - I know, which good for him. - Right? 220 00:09:20,123 --> 00:09:21,207 - I know. - I hope he did. 221 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,668 My mom, of course, in her Kris Jenner ways, 222 00:09:23,668 --> 00:09:26,421 figured it out, pulled some strings with Disney and Hulu, 223 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:29,340 and got Gerry to come over for dinner, 224 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:32,635 while the season is airing, which is really special. 225 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:35,013 I think that this is the most excited... [Hannah Cohen] Yeah. 226 00:09:35,013 --> 00:09:36,347 ...I've been in a really long time. 227 00:09:36,347 --> 00:09:38,933 - So-- - Have you heard that there's a lookalike? 228 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:41,311 Oh yeah, you know, it's like-- [laughing] 229 00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:43,980 Literally, it's you and Dad. 230 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:47,442 [♪ techno music playing] 231 00:09:47,442 --> 00:09:49,402 - Are you up to date? - Yeah. 232 00:09:49,402 --> 00:09:51,487 ♪ 233 00:09:54,073 --> 00:09:55,575 Do we wanna know if he ends up-- 234 00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:57,493 Like, we don't have to say who or, like, don't ruin it, 235 00:09:57,493 --> 00:09:59,204 but like, "Are you with someone?" 236 00:09:59,204 --> 00:10:01,206 ♪ 237 00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:04,334 I kinda wanna know. 238 00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:06,920 [Gerry Turner] You don't even need to knock. 239 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,005 - [all] Gerry! - [laughing] Well? 240 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:10,590 - [Kris] Gerry! - Hello, everyone. 241 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,883 - I'm Kendall. - [Hannah] Hi! 242 00:10:11,883 --> 00:10:13,176 Kendall, hi. How are you? 243 00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:14,928 - [Kendall] Nice to meet you. - [Hannah] Oh, my God. 244 00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:16,679 - Nice to meet you, thank you very much. - Oh, my God! 245 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:18,348 - [Gerry] Look at you! - Hi! How are you? 246 00:10:18,348 --> 00:10:20,141 - Oh, my goodness. This is awesome. - Nice to see you. 247 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,226 Thank you very much. 248 00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:23,519 We are your biggest three fans in the world-- 249 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:26,606 Well, and my daughters are your biggest fans. 250 00:10:26,606 --> 00:10:27,690 - Stop. - Oh, my gosh. 251 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:29,400 - When I go home-- - Go home? Where's your phone? 252 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,402 Where's your phone? We need a FaceTime. 253 00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:32,946 - Are they awake? - Can we FaceTime somebody? 254 00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:34,197 Well, I don't know how to do that. 255 00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:36,032 Okay, alright. Where's their number? 256 00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:37,242 - Kendall, do it. - [Kendall] Mom! 257 00:10:37,242 --> 00:10:38,743 Oh, who's-- What's happening? 258 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,495 We don't wanna read, we don't wanna read his texts. 259 00:10:40,495 --> 00:10:43,623 - [crosstalk] - Okay. We don't? Maybe we do. 260 00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:44,707 Here we go. 261 00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:47,919 Mark my words, by the end of this dinner, 262 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:50,922 I will absolutely know who the winner is. 263 00:10:50,922 --> 00:10:52,423 Mom, should we sit down? 264 00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:54,092 - [laughing] This is so-- - [Kris] Yeah, sit down. 265 00:10:54,092 --> 00:10:55,385 - Come sit. - This is so funny. 266 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:56,469 [Kendall] Come sit. 267 00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:58,846 I can't even lie. This feels good right now. 268 00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:00,765 - [Kris] So-- - So? 269 00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:03,059 So, what's happening? Are you enjoying your journey? 270 00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:06,187 - I'm havin' a ball. - Wait, are you at the end, is it done? 271 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,564 - It is. - Okay, Gerry. 272 00:11:07,564 --> 00:11:09,274 - Um-- - [Kendall] I have a very serious question. 273 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:11,568 - No, I have a serious-- Can I ask first? - Okay, fine, you go first. 274 00:11:11,568 --> 00:11:14,362 - This is so fun, by the way. - It's fun for us too. 275 00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:17,115 Um, did you find a match? 276 00:11:18,324 --> 00:11:19,534 Mom, I don't think he-- 277 00:11:19,868 --> 00:11:21,953 What color hair does she have? 278 00:11:21,953 --> 00:11:23,663 [laughter] 279 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:26,666 Have a sip of your martini. 280 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:30,795 - Not us getting him drunk to find answers. - Um... Wait, okay, Gerry... 281 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:34,257 what happened in your fantasy suites? 282 00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:36,467 I'm very happy about the overnights because... 283 00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,177 - I'm sure you are. - [Gerry] ...you spend fi-- 284 00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:40,263 Yeah, but not for the reason you're thinking. 285 00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:41,931 - [laughter] - It-- It's like-- 286 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,601 If you spend five weeks getting to know women, 287 00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:47,437 yet everything you say and do is recorded. 288 00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:50,523 - [Kendall] Mm-hmm. - Okay? You're dying to get 289 00:11:50,523 --> 00:11:54,652 to that overnight where you can ask the questions without an audience. 290 00:11:54,652 --> 00:11:56,613 I have so many questions. 291 00:11:56,613 --> 00:12:00,033 Like, I feel like this is gonna be really, really hot tea. 292 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:02,035 Does "you know who" come back? 293 00:12:02,035 --> 00:12:04,412 [Kendall] Are the names on the back of the rose? 294 00:12:04,412 --> 00:12:05,955 What was your favorite day? 295 00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:09,459 How do you balance falling in love with multiple women? 296 00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:10,543 [Gerry clears throat] 297 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:13,004 The poor guy, we're, like, literally bombarding him. 298 00:12:13,004 --> 00:12:14,964 Like, if they were saying, like, "I'm so in love with you," 299 00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:17,217 did you ever feel pressure to say it back? 300 00:12:17,217 --> 00:12:19,719 And I'm sorry, but, like, this is definitely an opportunity 301 00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:22,889 that I need to take to ask the real questions. 302 00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:26,392 Gerry, how tall were they? 303 00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:29,562 - [Kendall laughing] - Did you have to cut anyone off? 304 00:12:29,562 --> 00:12:30,939 - [Kendall] Cut anyone off? - Drink-wise? 305 00:12:30,939 --> 00:12:32,941 - [Hannah] Mm-hmm. - No. Oh no. 306 00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:35,318 To my knowledge, none of them were heavy drinkers, no. 307 00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:37,111 So, Susan's not so much like you? 308 00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:39,113 - [laughter] - Not as much as we thought. 309 00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:41,908 I love a good martini. 310 00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:44,953 What's one thing you learned about yourself from the show? 311 00:12:44,953 --> 00:12:46,412 Oh, that's a good question. 312 00:12:46,871 --> 00:12:49,499 - That I get emotional so easy. - Mm. 313 00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:51,292 Each rose ceremony was difficult. 314 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,377 - Yeah. - [Kendall] Mm. 315 00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:53,795 - [Gerry] It's awful. - [Kendall/Hannah] Mm. 316 00:12:53,795 --> 00:12:55,797 - It was loss. - [Kendall gasps] 317 00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:58,216 See, I love how emotionally intelligent you are. 318 00:12:58,216 --> 00:13:01,052 I mean, that probably comes with the age as well, 319 00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:03,263 - but, like, it's so beautiful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not smart, 320 00:13:03,263 --> 00:13:04,764 - I'm just old. - [Kendall] But no, you're-- 321 00:13:04,764 --> 00:13:06,349 - No, you are smart. - [Kris] No, but a lot of-- 322 00:13:06,349 --> 00:13:08,726 - Trust me, a lot of us old people-- - I'm sure there's men that, yeah, 323 00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:10,812 don't put that together at ever, 324 00:13:10,812 --> 00:13:11,896 - you know? - Yeah. 325 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,982 So, um, [chuckles] 326 00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:15,984 do you think you found your person, Gerry? 327 00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:19,821 [chuckles] And what color eyes does she have? 328 00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:22,240 [Kris] Yeah, does she have nice teeth? 329 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,409 - [laughing] - Listen, we're just so happy 330 00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:25,869 - that you're here. - Well, thanks. 331 00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:31,791 And my prayer for you is that I hope that you found happiness 332 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:32,876 and some love in your life. 333 00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:34,586 - Oh, thank you for that. - Cheers to you, Gerry. 334 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:37,046 Honestly, cheers, Gerry, honestly. 335 00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:42,093 It's very interesting to see that people over the age of 50 [chuckles] 336 00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:45,221 actually have a dating life or want to find love again. 337 00:13:45,221 --> 00:13:49,767 I think that's super sweet and relatable to somebody my age. 338 00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:53,354 I think it gives women, of a certain age, a lot of hope. 339 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,148 Uh, I'm-- I wanna watch this episode. 340 00:13:55,148 --> 00:13:56,524 - I'm excited. - To the theater. 341 00:13:56,524 --> 00:13:57,984 - Well, I'm ready. - Let's do it! 342 00:13:57,984 --> 00:14:01,738 So, something I've been keeping to myself and it's been really hard, 343 00:14:01,738 --> 00:14:03,573 I saw things that I shouldn't have seen. 344 00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:10,955 I know who wins. 345 00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:15,835 I think. I'm assuming because I've seen some things that I shouldn't have seen. 346 00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:20,048 [softly] I saw Gerry's phone. I know who wins. 347 00:14:22,842 --> 00:14:25,303 - [♪ tense music playing] - [Kendall] [softly] I know who wins. 348 00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:26,429 [Hannah] Are you sure? 349 00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:28,139 Hannah, she was scrolling through his phone 350 00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:29,599 and I saw his call log. 351 00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:32,268 So, when my mom, I'm gonna blame it all on my mom, 352 00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,687 when my mom was, obviously, innocently 353 00:14:34,687 --> 00:14:37,732 trying to help him find out how to call his daughter, 354 00:14:37,732 --> 00:14:40,527 I saw him call the girl, like, eight times that day. 355 00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:43,238 [producer] This is going to air after their finale airs. 356 00:14:43,238 --> 00:14:46,157 - Yeah, their finale's, like, next week. - [producer] Do you wanna share with us? 357 00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:48,076 - Who wins? - [producer] Yeah. 358 00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:49,327 Theresa. 359 00:14:51,788 --> 00:14:53,706 - [bleep]. - [laughter] 360 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:57,085 I ruined the whole thing. I didn't even mean to. 361 00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:59,254 I'm kinda glad we know this. 362 00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:02,966 Unless, like, he knows another woman by this name 363 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:06,052 and he was calling her all day long, but I don't think that's the case. 364 00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:08,763 I saw it and I felt like I was looking through a boyfriend's phone 365 00:15:08,763 --> 00:15:10,348 and I saw things I shouldn't have seen. 366 00:15:10,348 --> 00:15:12,016 Like, I was-- Like, my heart dropped. 367 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:15,019 I literally saw her name and was like [gasps]. 368 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:18,022 I had one last question to ask you that was really important to me. 369 00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:21,109 - Okay. - Tell me about the hearing aids. 370 00:15:21,109 --> 00:15:24,153 - Hm. - Because I have been experiencing 371 00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:26,281 - a bit of ringing in my ears. - Mm-hmm. 372 00:15:26,281 --> 00:15:28,741 - Did you ever hear the ringing? - Oh, oh, it was bad. 373 00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:32,579 It got slowly but steadily a little louder, a little worse. 374 00:15:32,579 --> 00:15:36,082 So, when do you know that you're ready for a hearing aid? 375 00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:39,002 I think when you feel like you're frustrated enough 376 00:15:39,002 --> 00:15:40,879 that you're missing too much, 377 00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:42,088 - it'll be time to go. - Oh. 378 00:15:42,088 --> 00:15:44,215 One of the things that intrigued me about you 379 00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:47,594 was your ability to just talk about that, which is, 380 00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:50,889 ya know, hard for me to talk about at my age. 381 00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:53,600 - I feel a little bit vulnerable. - Everyone is different. 382 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,227 I don't feel self-conscious about them at all. 383 00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:58,438 I mean, it-it's ear candy, by the way, 384 00:15:58,438 --> 00:16:00,023 - ya know? - Oh, I like it. 385 00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:01,733 Mom! 386 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,651 - Let's go watch the show, okay. - The show. 387 00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:05,153 - Enough about hearing aids. - Yeah. 388 00:16:05,153 --> 00:16:06,905 - Okay. We're good. - Yeah, we can't hear it anyway. 389 00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:10,617 - Mom! - I'm coming! For God's sakes. 390 00:16:10,617 --> 00:16:13,203 I think the message of The Golden Bachelor 391 00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,496 is that everybody loves love. 392 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,208 - This is like fantasy land for me. - Yeah, everyone get cozy. 393 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,292 - Honest to God. - [laughter] 394 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:24,631 And you never stop looking for that dream of being in love 395 00:16:24,631 --> 00:16:27,425 and wanting to spend your life with someone. 396 00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:29,844 This is so exciting; I'm not gonna lie. 397 00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:31,804 - You're tellin' us. - [laughter] 398 00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:32,889 Mom! 399 00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:34,682 [laughter] 400 00:16:36,226 --> 00:16:39,395 [♪ "Alright Yeah" by Vanacore Music playing] 401 00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:43,942 ♪ 402 00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:49,614 Oh, I just started thinking, like, 403 00:16:49,614 --> 00:16:52,325 do I need stuff for Palm Springs? 404 00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:53,618 Do I need stuff for-- 405 00:16:57,288 --> 00:17:00,708 Yes. My mom would always get glam before giving birth. 406 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,002 She was-- She wasn't even famous. 407 00:17:03,002 --> 00:17:04,504 [laughter] 408 00:17:04,504 --> 00:17:07,507 Today, I am shooting with the Morelli Brothers. 409 00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:13,346 My doctors gave me very specific, strict orders of how to do this shoot. 410 00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:16,182 I'm allowed to shoot for two hours, tops. 411 00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:19,978 And we made sure that it was 10 minutes away from the house 412 00:17:19,978 --> 00:17:23,648 and can stop at any time if I'm not feeling up to it. 413 00:17:23,648 --> 00:17:26,568 - [Kris] Hi! - What are you doing here? 414 00:17:26,568 --> 00:17:28,862 I came to check on you and surprise you... 415 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,780 - That's nice. - ...and see how the boys were doing. 416 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,324 - How are you feeling? - I feel good. 417 00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:35,660 - I, um-- - Is this a heating pad? 418 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,704 - No. - No, it's a radiation blanket, 419 00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:41,082 - so it protects from my computer. - Oh. 420 00:17:41,082 --> 00:17:43,626 - Of course, you have a radiation blanket. - Actually, I have-- And my phone. 421 00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:47,380 And then, this is a radiation case and a radiation sticker. 422 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:50,383 Wow, I have a feeling that after this next week, 423 00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:53,469 - you're gonna be on bedrest. - No, I am on bedrest. 424 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,138 I know, but I mean, even-- 425 00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:57,849 Like, you won't be here trying to do this or that. 426 00:17:57,849 --> 00:18:00,101 I'm, like, 70% on bedrest... 427 00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:01,936 - [Kris] Mm-hmm. - ...and my doctor gave a note, 428 00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:05,148 like, I have to be sitting or laying for the shoot. 429 00:18:05,148 --> 00:18:08,526 I could stand only for 20 minutes at a time. 430 00:18:08,526 --> 00:18:09,652 Oh, right. 431 00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:12,238 But they also don't want me on full bedrest 432 00:18:12,238 --> 00:18:13,740 'cause they want me to walk around 433 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,408 - and not get clots. - [Kris] Yeah. 434 00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:17,368 Wait, what is this Erewhon drink? 435 00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:18,995 [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] You wanna try it? 436 00:18:18,995 --> 00:18:20,747 - [Kris] Oh, okay. - [Kourtney] Whenever I feel like 437 00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:23,750 I'm getting sick, I literally have it as my meal... 438 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,251 - [Kris] Mm-hmm. - ...and I don't get sick. 439 00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:28,338 Oh, would somebody text Matt that fact? 440 00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:30,757 'Cause he's not feeling well. Thank you. 441 00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:34,719 And he hasn't been at home in 12 years, so he must be sick. 442 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:38,932 Mix it up. Sometimes it gets really tart. 443 00:18:38,932 --> 00:18:41,851 Alright, I'm gonna go in my office for a little bit. 444 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,144 - [Kourtney] Here? - Uh-huh. 445 00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:45,438 Do you actually, like, work there? 446 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:47,524 Yeah. Several times a week... 447 00:18:47,524 --> 00:18:49,734 - Mm. - ...my angel. 448 00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:52,278 - Nice. - Yeah, it's what I do. 449 00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:54,197 I didn't know that you come here... 450 00:18:54,197 --> 00:18:56,199 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - ...and actually do it. 451 00:18:56,199 --> 00:18:58,034 I thought it was just an office for show. 452 00:18:58,034 --> 00:19:02,080 Well, I wasn't coming today, but then I came here today to see you. 453 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,083 - Well, thank you for checking on me. - [Kris] Of course. 454 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,793 Cheers, Mother. 455 00:19:07,877 --> 00:19:09,295 [Kris] To us... 456 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,215 and Little Baby Barker. 457 00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:13,299 Yep. 458 00:19:13,299 --> 00:19:18,805 The last time I was pregnant was nine years ago, um, so I was 35. 459 00:19:18,805 --> 00:19:23,893 And in this pregnancy, the doctors are more cautious, 460 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:27,605 - but I feel exactly the same. - [producer] Wow. 461 00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,649 I'm an ageless wonder. 462 00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:32,610 - How are you feeling? - [Kourtney] Saving my energy for our-- 463 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:35,029 - Bandana looks great. - Okay, good. 464 00:19:35,029 --> 00:19:38,116 - [crosstalk] - Yeah, I love the choker. 465 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,409 - Yeah. - Should we do this? 466 00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:40,493 - Let's go. - Yeah. 467 00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:41,786 Okay, thank you. 468 00:19:42,203 --> 00:19:44,205 I'm not allowed to use my stomach muscles. 469 00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:48,209 I feel really good, but I just have to be super careful. 470 00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:49,836 Like, I can't twist. 471 00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:53,214 I have a whole list of things I can't do. 472 00:19:53,214 --> 00:19:55,425 So, you can, you can just lean on one side. 473 00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:57,510 We'll make it work. I love that. 474 00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,012 [Alessandro Morelli] Yeah, beautiful. 475 00:19:59,012 --> 00:20:02,015 This is gorgeous, beautiful. 476 00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:05,685 I love that we see all the, like, details and different, like, elements. 477 00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:08,521 I love this vibe. 478 00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:10,231 [Leah Darcy] Such good energy. 479 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:12,692 How was your show, baby? 480 00:20:17,363 --> 00:20:18,489 Oh, my gosh. 481 00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:21,284 Crazy. 482 00:20:21,284 --> 00:20:23,119 Travis has been on tour. 483 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:26,706 The third trimester, I just haven't been able to travel. 484 00:20:28,374 --> 00:20:31,586 The baby is-- He is waiting for his daddy. 485 00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:34,547 And we have conversations all the time. 486 00:20:35,256 --> 00:20:36,257 I love you. 487 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:39,135 Like, you're good, you're happy, you're growing in there. 488 00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:40,595 You're healthy, you're safe. 489 00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:44,265 [Alessandro] Yeah, this is great. 490 00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:46,684 [♪ upbeat music playing] 491 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:48,311 ♪ Woo! ♪ 492 00:20:49,354 --> 00:20:53,024 - ♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪ - Beautiful. You're ready for that. 493 00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:55,026 [Kourtney] I have a scar from my surgery 494 00:20:55,026 --> 00:20:57,237 where they went into my amniotic sack. 495 00:20:57,237 --> 00:21:00,782 So, I'm like a fragile, little egg. 496 00:21:01,115 --> 00:21:02,867 ♪ H to the hello ♪ 497 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:04,827 So [bleep] good, you guys. 498 00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:06,871 [Luca Morelli] Yeah, it's very lovely. It's gorgeous. 499 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:08,957 [Kourtney] And I love the black and white. 500 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,042 [Alessandro] Wow, those are amazing. 501 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,335 [speaker] These are so good. 502 00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:13,419 Yeah, such a vibe. 503 00:21:13,419 --> 00:21:16,297 So good. Thanks, you guys. 504 00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:19,384 I feel exhausted. 505 00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:23,555 - I'm getting, like, tight... - [Alessandro] Yeah. 506 00:21:23,555 --> 00:21:26,975 - ...and, like, I feel like it's time. - [crosstalk] 507 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:28,726 He's done. 508 00:21:28,726 --> 00:21:30,853 You were-- You both were a rock star. 509 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:33,147 About an hour and a half and did two looks, 510 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:36,484 and then, ya know, we talked about doing three, 511 00:21:36,484 --> 00:21:40,446 and I just said, "Let me see how my body's feeling." 512 00:21:40,446 --> 00:21:43,908 And once I laid down, I just felt like, "That's it. 513 00:21:43,908 --> 00:21:45,201 "I'm gonna listen to my body. 514 00:21:45,201 --> 00:21:47,203 There's no reason to push this." 515 00:21:47,203 --> 00:21:51,291 Obviously, my health and the baby's health comes first. 516 00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:53,293 - Hey, Mom. - [Kris] Did you get enough? 517 00:21:53,293 --> 00:21:55,503 - [speaker] Yes. - We got such good looks. 518 00:21:55,503 --> 00:21:58,339 'Cause I could sit in there and be, like, a body double... 519 00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:00,008 - [Kourtney] You could. - ...and you'd never know. 520 00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:02,594 I'll put a wig on... and a big pillow. 521 00:22:02,594 --> 00:22:04,888 I could put that pillow right here. 522 00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:10,268 And I, I am a professional pregnant person... 523 00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:12,937 with lots of experience. 524 00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:15,523 Are you sad that you'll never be pregnant again? 525 00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:16,816 Don't make me cry. 526 00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:19,903 Pregnancy was my most beautiful experience, 527 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:22,530 - especially my first one. - [Kourtney] Yeah. 528 00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:26,451 - My little pepper. - [Kourtney] Pepper? 529 00:22:26,451 --> 00:22:29,537 Oh yeah, you turned out really spicy. I wasn't counting on that. 530 00:22:29,537 --> 00:22:32,081 - I'm an Aries, I'm a spice. - [Kris] Oh. 531 00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:33,625 Mm-hmm. 532 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:38,671 [♪ upbeat music playing] 533 00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:42,258 Day three. 534 00:22:42,258 --> 00:22:44,510 And I'm still in jury duty. 535 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:47,305 Tired already, but, like, I gotta get outta this. 536 00:22:47,305 --> 00:22:48,598 Tomorrow's my birthday. 537 00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:51,100 I still haven't been excused, and honestly, I have no idea 538 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,227 why they would wanna keep me 539 00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:55,480 just knowing how public I've been about my empathy towards 540 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,232 the defendant's situation. 541 00:22:57,232 --> 00:22:59,317 [motorcycle revving] 542 00:23:01,194 --> 00:23:03,613 Hey, can I vent for one sec? 543 00:23:04,113 --> 00:23:08,034 It's been an extra troubling week... to where I was like, 544 00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:13,081 "I just can't do it anymore. I just need to get away." 545 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:16,459 Anything in the home is just a little chaotic right now. 546 00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:20,547 Oh, my God, no, what I wanted to say was that I had a Zoom interview at the house 547 00:23:20,547 --> 00:23:24,175 with all my kids there, banging on the door, just screaming. 548 00:23:24,175 --> 00:23:27,512 And I was literally hiding in a bathroom with the door locked. 549 00:23:27,512 --> 00:23:29,347 'Cause I was just like, "I can't believe this." 550 00:23:29,347 --> 00:23:32,517 I mean, I can believe it, but that's, like, my biggest nightmare. 551 00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:35,311 Sometimes it gets just, like, a little intense. 552 00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:38,064 I wanna be more strict like Khloé, 553 00:23:38,064 --> 00:23:43,611 but I don't know why I have a hard time just saying, "No is no." 554 00:23:43,611 --> 00:23:47,657 I think I also don't wanna deal with the whining and the tears 555 00:23:47,657 --> 00:23:49,284 of not getting their way. 556 00:23:49,284 --> 00:23:53,288 I'm open to anything at this point 'cause I can't live like this. 557 00:23:53,288 --> 00:23:56,541 Like, I have had it 'cause I ran out of my patience. 558 00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:59,836 And that's what, like, my superpower was, calm and patient. 559 00:23:59,836 --> 00:24:03,965 They know when to con me and when to throw the little, ya know, 560 00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:08,261 start with the tears so that I'm like, "Stop, stop, sure. Take an iPad." 561 00:24:08,261 --> 00:24:09,554 Ya know, "Just stop." 562 00:24:09,554 --> 00:24:10,847 I just have to be like, 563 00:24:10,847 --> 00:24:12,599 "I don't care if you're gonna throw a tantrum 564 00:24:12,599 --> 00:24:14,267 "in front of everyone right now. 565 00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:15,351 The answer's no." 566 00:24:15,351 --> 00:24:21,274 But I don't have that support and that really sucks. 567 00:24:21,274 --> 00:24:23,860 And I know I have to, like, get it together. 568 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:25,820 You know, I'll always be there for my kids 569 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:28,823 and I will ride out anything with them. 570 00:24:28,823 --> 00:24:32,535 But to say that it doesn't take an emotional toll sometimes 571 00:24:32,535 --> 00:24:33,620 would be lying. 572 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:37,832 Yeah, it's been so hard for me this week, in that area. 573 00:24:37,832 --> 00:24:41,628 Managing four kids in a household when they're, like, not getting along 574 00:24:41,628 --> 00:24:44,839 and they all want different things, and I'm only one person. 575 00:24:44,839 --> 00:24:46,549 This always shuts them up. 576 00:24:46,549 --> 00:24:48,051 I always say, "Okay, guys, 577 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:51,221 "do you want me to just cut myself in half or in fours 578 00:24:51,221 --> 00:24:53,097 and a part will go with you, a part will go with you." 579 00:24:53,097 --> 00:24:56,643 And they, like, look at me like, "No, don't ever do that!" 580 00:24:56,643 --> 00:24:58,478 - [♪ intense music plays] - And I'm like, "Okay, 581 00:24:58,478 --> 00:24:59,896 "well, that's the only option. 582 00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:03,608 If you all want me at the same exact time, we've gotta chill." 583 00:25:03,608 --> 00:25:05,902 Like, I'll put everyone to bed at a different time. 584 00:25:05,902 --> 00:25:07,487 We have to space this out. 585 00:25:07,487 --> 00:25:10,198 But I took her phone, and after a day, I gave it to her. 586 00:25:10,198 --> 00:25:14,077 I'm such a pushover, but I took it for 24 hours. 587 00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:17,288 But I gotta go. So, I gotta jump out. 588 00:25:17,288 --> 00:25:18,581 But I'll call you later. 589 00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:20,792 [♪ upbeat music playing] 590 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,127 ♪ I got sunshine in my pocket ♪ 591 00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:26,422 ♪ So hot, I could moonwalk it ♪ 592 00:25:26,422 --> 00:25:29,592 ♪ Good times, good times, baby ♪ 593 00:25:29,592 --> 00:25:32,679 ♪ Good life, it's a good life, baby ♪ 594 00:25:32,679 --> 00:25:35,598 ♪ But Monday, like the weekend ♪ 595 00:25:35,598 --> 00:25:39,310 ♪ We stay up, no, we ain't sleepin' ♪ 596 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:42,397 - [Scott] Whoa, that's a serious outfit. - Whoa! 597 00:25:42,397 --> 00:25:44,941 - [Scott] Oh, my God. - Hello. 598 00:25:44,941 --> 00:25:46,109 [Scott] Where are ya headin'? 599 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:48,278 That's what I said; we're in two different climates. 600 00:25:48,278 --> 00:25:50,363 - I know. - This is like two different atmospheres. 601 00:25:50,363 --> 00:25:51,614 - [Kris] Mm-hmm. - Hi. 602 00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:53,616 [Khloé] Mom is in the movie Terminator right now. 603 00:25:53,616 --> 00:25:56,286 - Is this Kylie's new line? - [Kris] It's so nice. 604 00:25:56,286 --> 00:26:01,040 Khloé and I are going to visit Scott today to meet Penelope's new dog. 605 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,837 And I can't wait to meet... her or him, not sure. 606 00:26:05,837 --> 00:26:07,255 - And you could-- - [Khloé gasps] 607 00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:09,007 [Kris] Oh, my gosh, P. 608 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:10,592 - Come here with that. - [Khloé] Come here. 609 00:26:10,592 --> 00:26:12,093 - She doesn't even like animals, P. - Aww! 610 00:26:12,093 --> 00:26:13,428 [Penelope Disick] She nibbles, though. 611 00:26:13,428 --> 00:26:15,138 - Oh, do you nibble? - [Scott] Well, she's, li-- 612 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,639 - She's teething a little... - Hi. 613 00:26:16,639 --> 00:26:18,683 - ...but she's a very nice little dog. - Hi. 614 00:26:18,683 --> 00:26:21,311 [gasps] She's so cute. 615 00:26:21,728 --> 00:26:23,813 [gasps] She's so cute. 616 00:26:25,356 --> 00:26:27,108 - [Khloé] We forget. - Oh, you're taking my puppy? 617 00:26:27,108 --> 00:26:28,818 Mom, you don't even like animals. 618 00:26:28,818 --> 00:26:31,112 - You're so mean to me. - [Scott] Seemed like she liked that dog. 619 00:26:31,112 --> 00:26:33,948 - Oh, my goodness. - Dude, that thing is ridiculous. 620 00:26:33,948 --> 00:26:35,658 Hi, mama. 621 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:39,746 Oh, sh-- 622 00:26:39,746 --> 00:26:42,123 - [Scott] You just dropped the thing? - I thought it was bigger than it was. 623 00:26:42,749 --> 00:26:44,500 - Mom, you're really skinny. - [Scott] Yeah. 624 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,586 - Oh, thank you. - And, Scott, you look good. 625 00:26:46,586 --> 00:26:48,213 [Scott] I still haven't found a girlfriend. 626 00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:50,381 - You still haven't? - [Scott] Have you found a boyfriend? 627 00:26:50,381 --> 00:26:51,549 - No. - [Scott] Or gone on a date? 628 00:26:51,549 --> 00:26:54,302 - How do we do this? - I don't want to. 629 00:26:54,302 --> 00:26:56,471 Once I'm done with the kids at nine, 630 00:26:57,138 --> 00:27:00,016 I have limited time. I have to be up at 4:30. 631 00:27:00,016 --> 00:27:02,810 9:00 p.m. to 4:30 a.m., that's my time. 632 00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:04,979 I'm not sharing it with a man. 633 00:27:04,979 --> 00:27:07,565 I'm not sharing my TV. I'm not sharing my bed. 634 00:27:07,565 --> 00:27:10,151 Is there any, like, hope for Tristan 635 00:27:10,151 --> 00:27:12,654 - or is that just, like-- - No, no. 636 00:27:13,112 --> 00:27:15,823 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? This is life. 637 00:27:15,823 --> 00:27:20,620 Like, we all gotta grow up and move on. 638 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,914 Think that door's closed? 639 00:27:22,914 --> 00:27:24,457 [Khloé] Scott. 640 00:27:24,457 --> 00:27:26,960 - [♪ intense music playing] - Ugh. 641 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,254 - Like, the door's closed. - [Scott] Got it. 642 00:27:29,254 --> 00:27:31,756 ♪ 643 00:27:35,843 --> 00:27:38,846 That's great that you're, like, super friendly. 644 00:27:38,846 --> 00:27:41,516 - Yeah, I'm not-- What am I-- - [Scott] No, I'm-- 645 00:27:41,516 --> 00:27:43,226 - That's awesome. - What am I gonna be a monster for? 646 00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:47,272 I feel like everyone has been really judgy about 647 00:27:47,272 --> 00:27:50,650 how I spend my time because I'm not dating. 648 00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:53,152 'Cause I stopped dating Tristan when Tatum was in utero. 649 00:27:53,152 --> 00:27:56,281 So, I don't know, two and a half years or something of not dating 650 00:27:56,281 --> 00:27:57,949 is not that crazy 651 00:27:57,949 --> 00:27:59,617 - Good for the kids... - It's good for the kids... 652 00:27:59,617 --> 00:28:01,744 - ...but it is probably hard for both... - ...but what about me? 653 00:28:01,744 --> 00:28:02,871 ...of you to date then. 654 00:28:02,871 --> 00:28:04,706 Why would it be hard for me to date? 655 00:28:04,706 --> 00:28:06,666 I do love that it's good for the kids, 656 00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:08,751 but now that he's in Cleveland, 657 00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:11,671 this is really, really healthy for us. 658 00:28:11,671 --> 00:28:14,507 'Cause when Tristan was next door, he still was always over. 659 00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:16,009 He's like, "I wanna put the kids to sleep." 660 00:28:16,009 --> 00:28:19,637 Like, he loved the routine, and I was almost like, "[bleep]." 661 00:28:19,637 --> 00:28:22,473 If my ex or my kids' mom lived 662 00:28:22,473 --> 00:28:24,559 - two houses down-- - [Khloé] If he wanted to torture himself, 663 00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:26,978 - that's on him. - Right, yeah, that would be, like-- 664 00:28:26,978 --> 00:28:29,314 You wanna see all these men pullin' up to my house? 665 00:28:29,314 --> 00:28:31,274 - That's your problem. - Wait, what-- Are-- 666 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:32,567 I thought you don't wanna do that. 667 00:28:32,567 --> 00:28:35,028 - Not right now, that's what I'm saying. - [Scott] What? But you're gonna? 668 00:28:35,028 --> 00:28:36,487 Eventually in life. 669 00:28:36,487 --> 00:28:38,698 - Wait, so-- - [Khloé] You think I'm just gonna be 670 00:28:38,698 --> 00:28:40,742 - celibate for the rest of my life? - [Scott] I don't-- Well-- 671 00:28:40,742 --> 00:28:42,744 - I feel like we both are. - Forever? 672 00:28:42,744 --> 00:28:43,912 I don't know. I mean, it's-- 673 00:28:43,912 --> 00:28:46,706 - With all these kids running around... - [Khloé] I'm thinking for the next, like-- 674 00:28:46,706 --> 00:28:49,834 - ...it's not, like, so sexy. - I'm exhausted. I don't want anything. 675 00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:54,005 I actually just want to lay in bed, watch my shows, decompress, 676 00:28:54,005 --> 00:28:55,089 get up, do my worko-- 677 00:28:55,089 --> 00:28:56,925 Like, I don't want anyone stopping my routine. 678 00:28:56,925 --> 00:28:59,469 - [Scott] Right. You're comfortable. - [Khloé] I'm in my, I'm in my rhythm. 679 00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:01,638 Let's just say, I'm dating. 680 00:29:01,638 --> 00:29:03,973 I have no idea how you're supposed to date when you have kids 681 00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:07,936 because I'm not bringing you to my home where my kids are. 682 00:29:07,936 --> 00:29:09,979 And I'm not goin' to your home where you're gonna chop me up 683 00:29:09,979 --> 00:29:11,231 in your basement and kill me. 684 00:29:11,231 --> 00:29:14,651 And I'm also not going to a public restaurant or space 685 00:29:14,651 --> 00:29:15,902 where people could take pictures 686 00:29:15,902 --> 00:29:18,863 and you're gonna be another notch on my belt in the public's eyes. 687 00:29:18,863 --> 00:29:20,406 I don't [bleep] think so. 688 00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:23,076 But it would be nice to grow old with somebody. 689 00:29:27,539 --> 00:29:30,542 [♪ upbeat music playing] 690 00:29:32,502 --> 00:29:34,337 ♪ Ah, ooh, ooh ♪ 691 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,173 ♪ The best is yet to come ♪ 692 00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:41,386 - [receptionist] Welcome. - [Kris] Thank you. 693 00:29:41,386 --> 00:29:44,097 Kendall, remember when we asked Gerry about the hearing aids? 694 00:29:44,931 --> 00:29:45,932 [Kendall] Yes. 695 00:29:45,932 --> 00:29:47,684 You're-- That's what you're doing today? 696 00:29:47,684 --> 00:29:50,728 Uh, well, I'm checking my hearing 'cause my ears are ringing. 697 00:29:50,728 --> 00:29:53,731 - Swear? I didn't know that about you. - Yeah. Kendall. 698 00:29:53,731 --> 00:29:57,318 - I didn't know your ears were ringing. - They're ringing, I can't hear. 699 00:29:57,318 --> 00:30:00,613 Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear that. 700 00:30:01,114 --> 00:30:03,116 - What? - [Kendall] Come on, Mom. 701 00:30:03,116 --> 00:30:07,078 I'm here at the ear doctor and I'm a little bit nervous. 702 00:30:07,078 --> 00:30:08,580 I think after talking to Gerry, 703 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:11,916 I feel a little more relieved and calm about the process. 704 00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:14,752 But Kim's birthday's coming up and I'm wondering, 705 00:30:14,752 --> 00:30:18,882 "Do I have to wear a hearing aid for the first time to Kim's party? 706 00:30:18,882 --> 00:30:20,800 What's that gonna look like?" 707 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,886 Oh, my gosh, Scott. 708 00:30:22,886 --> 00:30:26,014 - Hello, hello. - Oh! It's a big party today. 709 00:30:26,014 --> 00:30:28,141 - It's a small room for her. - Huh? 710 00:30:28,141 --> 00:30:29,434 - How are ya? - Mwah. 711 00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:31,394 I'm, um, I'm good. 712 00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:32,937 - [Kris] Hello. - [Dr. Nasseri] Hi, Kris. 713 00:30:32,937 --> 00:30:34,355 - How are you doin'? - [Kris] How are you? 714 00:30:34,355 --> 00:30:36,441 - Hey, how are you? - [Kris] You know Kenny. 715 00:30:36,441 --> 00:30:37,567 Nice new office. 716 00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:39,736 [Dr. Nasseri] What's goin' on? Tell me, how is the hearing? 717 00:30:39,736 --> 00:30:43,448 - Are we makin' progress? - Not really. Can't really hear. 718 00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:47,118 And also, I don't know if anybody else has complained about this or-- 719 00:30:47,118 --> 00:30:49,412 - I know you're ear, nose, and throat. - [Dr. Nasseri] Throat. 720 00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:52,040 So, I was just wanting you to take a look at my 721 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,458 - throat. - [Dr. Nasseri] Okay. Okay. 722 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:55,793 I think my mom's definitely a bit of a hypochondriac, 723 00:30:55,793 --> 00:30:58,087 but I also think she's just really dramatic. 724 00:30:58,087 --> 00:31:00,506 No, I'm not a hypochondriac. 725 00:31:00,506 --> 00:31:03,551 My mom can definitely be a hypochondriac. 726 00:31:03,551 --> 00:31:06,179 My mom is definitely a hypochondriac. 727 00:31:06,179 --> 00:31:08,765 What do they know? They don't even pronounce it right. 728 00:31:08,765 --> 00:31:12,185 Hypochondriac, there's no "t". 729 00:31:12,185 --> 00:31:13,519 And Kendall is too. 730 00:31:13,519 --> 00:31:14,812 Her, Kendall, and Kylie. 731 00:31:14,812 --> 00:31:17,232 I will fully own that I am a hypochondriac. 732 00:31:17,232 --> 00:31:20,068 Kendall definitely is. I'm, like, a close second. 733 00:31:20,068 --> 00:31:22,570 Last night I actually felt like I needed an inhaler. 734 00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:23,988 - Right. - [Scott] Maybe it was RSV. 735 00:31:23,988 --> 00:31:26,658 And I'm just-- I just cough all day, for 30 days. 736 00:31:26,658 --> 00:31:28,076 [Scott] I haven't heard you cough once. 737 00:31:28,076 --> 00:31:30,161 I just think I should get swabbed or something. 738 00:31:30,161 --> 00:31:33,206 Anytime somebody has some sort of ailment, 739 00:31:33,206 --> 00:31:35,375 it definitely sleeps on to her. 740 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:37,877 - Say, "Eh." - Eh. 741 00:31:37,877 --> 00:31:39,170 Good. 742 00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:41,464 Let's do another hearing test and let's see where we were 743 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,007 - compared to before. - Okay. 744 00:31:43,007 --> 00:31:44,926 [Kendall] When I was a kid, I went to my orthodontist. 745 00:31:44,926 --> 00:31:47,345 I'm like, "Just give me braces. I really want 'em." 746 00:31:47,345 --> 00:31:49,264 I feel like that's my mom with a hearing aid. 747 00:31:49,264 --> 00:31:51,307 She just randomly really wants it. 748 00:31:51,307 --> 00:31:53,601 Her back, her knee, she had a hip replacement. 749 00:31:53,601 --> 00:31:55,144 She loves to play up 750 00:31:55,144 --> 00:31:57,689 only when it's time for her to do something she doesn't wanna do. 751 00:31:57,689 --> 00:32:00,316 Get the word right and then we'll talk. 752 00:32:01,693 --> 00:32:05,321 You were nowhere close to anything that needs any kind of aiding. 753 00:32:05,321 --> 00:32:07,240 - You're perfect. - Oh, that's good. 754 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,325 This is where we kinda ruin your life a little bit. 755 00:32:09,325 --> 00:32:10,493 - You ready? - Okay. 756 00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:13,621 So... if it tastes good, spit it out. 757 00:32:13,621 --> 00:32:15,415 - So, carbonation. - Oh. 758 00:32:15,415 --> 00:32:18,001 - I don't drink anything carbonated. - Caffeine. 759 00:32:18,001 --> 00:32:20,169 - No caffeine? - Onion, garlic. 760 00:32:20,169 --> 00:32:21,629 - No onion? - Mint. 761 00:32:21,629 --> 00:32:23,006 - [Kris] What? - [Scott] Wine? 762 00:32:23,006 --> 00:32:25,383 [Dr. Nasseri] No alcohol, which you really don't drink. 763 00:32:25,383 --> 00:32:26,509 And then cheese. 764 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:29,929 All those things stimulate the inner ear to hear more tinnitus. 765 00:32:29,929 --> 00:32:33,641 - Ah. - Let's see how you do on your ear diet. 766 00:32:33,641 --> 00:32:36,144 I'm really happy I don't need a hearing aid. 767 00:32:36,144 --> 00:32:38,646 I was kind of looking forward to tuning out the kids, 768 00:32:38,646 --> 00:32:41,733 - but that would've been fun for a while. - You got the headphones for that. 769 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:43,234 [Kris] Yeah, I'll be fine. 770 00:32:43,234 --> 00:32:44,694 - You'll be chillin'. - Yeah. 771 00:32:44,694 --> 00:32:47,113 Not to toot my own horn, but I was right. 772 00:32:47,113 --> 00:32:49,824 She does not need a hearing aid. 773 00:32:49,824 --> 00:32:53,369 I mean, she picks and chooses when these ailments come alive. 774 00:32:53,369 --> 00:32:57,498 'Cause other than that, she is skipping and drinkin' and livin' life. 775 00:32:57,498 --> 00:32:59,250 I'll just point that out. 776 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:02,170 - No hearing aid today. I'm very happy. - [Dr. Nasseri] Never. 777 00:33:02,170 --> 00:33:05,173 - Not for at least 15 to 20 years. - [Kris] Okay. 778 00:33:05,173 --> 00:33:06,883 Thank you, Doctor. 779 00:33:08,301 --> 00:33:11,137 [♪ upbeat music playing] 780 00:33:17,352 --> 00:33:19,103 - [Khloé] Come on in! - [horn beeping] 781 00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:21,189 - Oh, I'm here. - [Tatum yelling] 782 00:33:21,189 --> 00:33:24,567 Oh, your foot, mama. Your knee. 783 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,320 Andrew taught Tatum how to say "guncle" today. 784 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,489 'Cause he keeps calling me "Dad"... 785 00:33:29,489 --> 00:33:31,366 - [laughter] - ...because I guess I look 786 00:33:31,366 --> 00:33:33,451 like a basketball player, but I was like, "No, guncle." 787 00:33:33,451 --> 00:33:36,204 And he literally just goes, "Guncle." He's only one. 788 00:33:36,204 --> 00:33:38,748 He literally said guncle. I'm so proud of him. 789 00:33:38,748 --> 00:33:41,251 Tonight is Kim's birthday party, 790 00:33:41,251 --> 00:33:44,087 this beautiful dinner that I'm throwing 791 00:33:44,087 --> 00:33:47,590 and it's all Kimberly's aesthetic and vibe. 792 00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,343 Kim better not be 12 hours late today. 793 00:33:50,343 --> 00:33:54,264 Last year, she was definitely over an hour... late. 794 00:33:54,264 --> 00:33:58,059 - That was just at her office, I thought. - My point exactly. 795 00:33:58,059 --> 00:33:59,644 [FaceTime ringing] 796 00:33:59,894 --> 00:34:01,521 - Hi! So, I was calling-- - [Kim] [over phone] Hi. 797 00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:03,356 [Khloé] First of all, you look gorgeous. 798 00:34:03,356 --> 00:34:05,692 Oh, thanks. I have to touch up. I got ready at 11. 799 00:34:05,692 --> 00:34:08,820 - Oh, you look gorg. - Now, are we going together? 800 00:34:09,195 --> 00:34:11,114 Sure, I was going with Mom. 801 00:34:11,114 --> 00:34:13,032 Can you guys pick me up? 802 00:34:13,032 --> 00:34:14,117 Yeah, I'll talk to Mom. 803 00:34:14,117 --> 00:34:16,244 So, what time realistically are you thinking of going? 804 00:34:16,244 --> 00:34:17,662 'Cause that's what I was calling to see 805 00:34:17,662 --> 00:34:20,707 since last year you were definitely not on time. 806 00:34:21,499 --> 00:34:22,709 And you know how Kris is. 807 00:34:22,709 --> 00:34:26,504 I was gonna leave in, like, an hour, 7:15 latest. 808 00:34:26,504 --> 00:34:28,298 Okay, I can work with that. 809 00:34:28,298 --> 00:34:30,258 [Kim] This is what annoyed me with Khloé. 810 00:34:30,258 --> 00:34:34,804 I love a punctual person, but it's just, like, a little ridiculous. 811 00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:39,183 Why do you need to be rigid about a schedule on my birthday? 812 00:34:39,183 --> 00:34:41,895 I am a rigid [bleep]. 813 00:34:44,272 --> 00:34:46,024 - Hi. - Hi. 814 00:34:46,024 --> 00:34:49,485 Um, Kim was asking if we could pick her up. 815 00:34:49,485 --> 00:34:52,822 - Okay, but we'll never get there. - [chuckling] 816 00:34:52,822 --> 00:34:54,866 - I know. - Like, we might get there on Tuesday. 817 00:34:54,866 --> 00:34:58,328 She said the latest she would-- was getting in the car was 7:15, 818 00:34:58,328 --> 00:34:59,621 you believe her? 819 00:34:59,621 --> 00:35:03,583 No, but it's her party, so I guess we could-- 820 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:06,419 I have to be on time. I'm the one throwing it. 821 00:35:06,794 --> 00:35:08,630 Oh, okay. 822 00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,215 So, are we picking her up or not? 823 00:35:10,215 --> 00:35:12,800 Just-- I need to prepare myself mentally, emotionally, 824 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,594 physically, and spiritually. 825 00:35:16,429 --> 00:35:18,556 Probably only did that 'cause I was on camera. 826 00:35:18,556 --> 00:35:21,017 [Kris/crew laughing] 827 00:35:21,017 --> 00:35:23,311 - You're such a cutie. - [Khloé] You're so cute. 828 00:35:23,311 --> 00:35:28,107 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [Andrew Fitzsimons] [whistles] Yes! 829 00:35:28,107 --> 00:35:30,151 - [horn beeping] - [Tatum babbling] 830 00:35:30,151 --> 00:35:31,611 Wow, he's a good driver. 831 00:35:33,112 --> 00:35:34,948 - Oops. - [Andrew] Oop. You okay? 832 00:35:35,323 --> 00:35:36,533 Bye-bye. 833 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:38,618 ♪ 834 00:35:41,287 --> 00:35:43,915 - You look beautiful. - You look beautiful. 835 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,836 True was like, "Who's gonna put me to sleep?" 836 00:35:48,836 --> 00:35:50,922 I'm like, "True, Roya's gonna put you to sleep." 837 00:35:50,922 --> 00:35:53,174 She's like, "Who's gonna say my prayers?" 838 00:35:53,174 --> 00:35:54,467 I'm like, "Roya." 839 00:35:54,467 --> 00:35:57,887 Well, maybe if you show me the routine and I memorize it 840 00:35:57,887 --> 00:36:01,558 - and practice and then audition-- - Mom, my nanny has been here 841 00:36:01,558 --> 00:36:02,642 over a year. 842 00:36:02,642 --> 00:36:04,227 This is her first time putting her to sleep 843 00:36:04,227 --> 00:36:07,272 - 'cause I'm such a lunatic. - Yeah, you are. 844 00:36:08,147 --> 00:36:09,357 Ya know. 845 00:36:10,525 --> 00:36:11,526 'Kay. 846 00:36:11,526 --> 00:36:15,363 Oh, my God, everyone in my family shames my schedule, everyone. 847 00:36:15,363 --> 00:36:17,156 But I just don't care. 848 00:36:17,156 --> 00:36:18,700 [♪ upbeat music playing] 849 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:19,784 [Kim] Hi! 850 00:36:19,784 --> 00:36:22,036 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 851 00:36:22,036 --> 00:36:24,622 - [Khloé] Oh, just a little red dress. - Dress. 852 00:36:24,622 --> 00:36:26,749 - Oh yeah. - What is happening? 853 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:30,336 - Talk about a birthday suit! - Oh yeah. 854 00:36:30,336 --> 00:36:32,046 You better [bleep] it up. 855 00:36:32,046 --> 00:36:34,132 ♪ 856 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:38,511 - Wanna open your birthday pres? - [Kim] Hell yeah, I wanna open it. 857 00:36:39,053 --> 00:36:40,263 "Keeks." 858 00:36:46,102 --> 00:36:47,812 - I've done that before. I've left... - I've never done that. 859 00:36:47,812 --> 00:36:49,898 ...a Christmas tree lot and forgot to bring them with me. 860 00:36:49,898 --> 00:36:52,066 What? That's wild. 861 00:36:52,066 --> 00:36:54,027 Went to go buy a Christmas tree. 862 00:36:54,027 --> 00:36:57,363 I think Kendall and Kylie were, like, four and five 863 00:36:57,363 --> 00:36:59,449 and they were running up and down 864 00:36:59,449 --> 00:37:03,369 and I thought their dad was watching the kids 865 00:37:03,369 --> 00:37:06,789 and he thought I was watching the kids because we met there. 866 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:11,002 I thought he was taking the kids back and he thought I was taking the kids back. 867 00:37:11,002 --> 00:37:13,713 So, we both left in our own cars 868 00:37:13,713 --> 00:37:16,216 and the kids never made it home. 869 00:37:16,216 --> 00:37:18,426 So, yeah, they were okay. 870 00:37:18,426 --> 00:37:20,428 They were playing on the Christmas tree lot 871 00:37:20,428 --> 00:37:24,098 waiting for us to realize that we left them there. 872 00:37:24,098 --> 00:37:28,228 Wait, I have to call Kourtney. I told her to watch this show. 873 00:37:28,228 --> 00:37:30,146 - The naked show? - [Kim] Yeah. 874 00:37:30,146 --> 00:37:32,398 - [Kourtney] [over phone] Hi. - Are you watching? 875 00:37:32,398 --> 00:37:35,068 [Kourtney] Yeah, we paused it. We got through the first round. 876 00:37:35,068 --> 00:37:37,278 - It's so crazy. - [Kris] What are you guys watching? 877 00:37:37,278 --> 00:37:39,280 - Mom, it's-- - It's called Naked Attraction. 878 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,740 - Ugh! - [Kim] It's a dating show... 879 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:42,200 [Kim/Khloé] But they're butt naked. 880 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,411 They're judging people, vagina, penis, naked. 881 00:37:45,411 --> 00:37:47,664 Like, way too naked for me. 882 00:37:47,664 --> 00:37:49,499 And they judge you on your, like... 883 00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:51,543 - [Khloé] Aesthetics. - ...actual disgusting wieners. 884 00:37:52,252 --> 00:37:54,462 - Or vaginas! - [Kourtney] Or people that don't 885 00:37:54,462 --> 00:37:56,214 shave their vaginas. 886 00:37:56,214 --> 00:37:59,092 Like, I didn't know vaginas could look like that. 887 00:38:00,218 --> 00:38:01,427 Well, enjoy, guys. 888 00:38:01,427 --> 00:38:03,388 [Kourtney] Alright, have so much fun tonight. 889 00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:04,514 Thank you. 890 00:38:04,514 --> 00:38:06,266 [Kourtney] And happy almost birthday. 891 00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:07,350 Thank you. 892 00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:08,768 [Kourtney] Okay, call me tomorrow. 893 00:38:08,768 --> 00:38:11,145 - Okay, bye. I love you. - [Kourtney] Okay, bye. I love you. 894 00:38:11,437 --> 00:38:16,067 You guys go from one subject to the next with such dramatic transition. 895 00:38:16,067 --> 00:38:18,361 - [Khloé] Here we are. - Guys, we're really early now. 896 00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:24,242 We're not really early, Kim. We're eight minutes early. 897 00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:33,001 [♪ upbeat music playing] 898 00:38:33,001 --> 00:38:35,044 [cameras clicking] 899 00:38:35,753 --> 00:38:38,965 I'm going this way? Okay. Thank you, guys. 900 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:41,342 ♪ Right where I wanna be ♪ 901 00:38:41,342 --> 00:38:42,594 [indistinct chatter] 902 00:38:43,011 --> 00:38:45,013 ♪ Right where I wanna be ♪ 903 00:38:46,806 --> 00:38:48,349 ♪ Hands up, yeah, I'm on a roll ♪ 904 00:38:48,349 --> 00:38:49,851 ♪ Feelin' good, yeah, good as gold ♪ 905 00:38:49,851 --> 00:38:50,935 ♪ Eyes on me... ♪ 906 00:38:50,935 --> 00:38:53,271 [greeting each other] 907 00:38:53,813 --> 00:38:54,814 Mwah! 908 00:38:54,814 --> 00:38:58,026 Look at the 818. The bar is beautiful. 909 00:38:58,026 --> 00:39:01,070 - What is this? - It's an espresso martini. 910 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:02,363 [Kris] Oh, hell yeah. 911 00:39:02,363 --> 00:39:03,448 ♪ Ready, hey ♪ 912 00:39:03,656 --> 00:39:04,741 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 913 00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:18,087 - What an amazing life you live. Yeah. - She's like, "I'm not kidding." 914 00:39:18,087 --> 00:39:19,672 [paparazzi clamoring] 915 00:39:20,757 --> 00:39:22,508 [camera clicking] 916 00:39:24,886 --> 00:39:26,638 Thank you. 917 00:39:26,638 --> 00:39:30,016 It makes me feel so good that everyone wanted to come out 918 00:39:30,016 --> 00:39:32,435 and celebrate and have dinner with us. 919 00:39:32,435 --> 00:39:34,229 Welcome to 43. 920 00:39:34,229 --> 00:39:36,314 You look gorgeous. Look at that dress. 921 00:39:36,314 --> 00:39:38,816 So, tonight, I just wanna celebrate with my girls 922 00:39:38,816 --> 00:39:41,694 and I think all of us just need that sometimes. 923 00:39:41,694 --> 00:39:43,905 I'm gonna get my little drinkie-poo. 924 00:39:43,905 --> 00:39:47,700 This week in particular has been complete chaos. 925 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,954 - [greeting each other] - But, honestly, I wouldn't be here 926 00:39:50,954 --> 00:39:52,747 if it wasn't for my friends. 927 00:39:52,747 --> 00:39:56,417 Like, I have the best friends and they're super supportive. 928 00:39:56,417 --> 00:39:59,128 I think that's probably why I've never seen a therapist 929 00:39:59,128 --> 00:40:02,090 is because I have the best friends in the entire world 930 00:40:02,090 --> 00:40:03,675 and they mean everything to me. 931 00:40:03,675 --> 00:40:07,762 Guys, wait... my camera does not know who all the lifers are. 932 00:40:07,762 --> 00:40:10,473 - Allison. - [laughs] Simone. 933 00:40:10,473 --> 00:40:12,100 - Lindsay. - Kim. 934 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,560 - Sarah. - Zoe. 935 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,271 - Ashley. - These are officially the lifers 936 00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:17,814 that I talk about all the time. 937 00:40:17,814 --> 00:40:18,898 My friend circle, 938 00:40:18,898 --> 00:40:22,986 I always say I hit the jackpot in the friends' department. 939 00:40:22,986 --> 00:40:24,153 I'm so happy you came. 940 00:40:24,153 --> 00:40:27,532 Spending my 43rd birthday with all the girls 941 00:40:27,532 --> 00:40:30,076 that inspire me and motivate me 942 00:40:30,076 --> 00:40:31,828 is just really special. 943 00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:34,747 [Kris] There's different versions of masks of you. 944 00:40:34,747 --> 00:40:38,334 - How cute! How funny. - [laughter] 945 00:40:38,334 --> 00:40:39,419 [Khloé] [muffled] Kimberly! 946 00:40:39,419 --> 00:40:40,795 [Kim] Oh. [chuckles] 947 00:40:40,795 --> 00:40:44,048 Okay, everybody, woo-hoo! 948 00:40:44,048 --> 00:40:46,342 I just wanna thank everybody for coming tonight 949 00:40:46,342 --> 00:40:51,097 to celebrate Kim, her 43rd year on this planet. 950 00:40:51,097 --> 00:40:54,392 - And, um, I fell in love with you... - Oh, come on. 951 00:40:54,392 --> 00:40:56,477 - Don't cry. - ...the moment we met... 952 00:40:56,769 --> 00:40:59,814 and I have been obsessed with you ever since. 953 00:40:59,814 --> 00:41:01,399 - And you too. - Thank you. 954 00:41:01,399 --> 00:41:04,235 And I just wanna say that it's such a special night 955 00:41:04,235 --> 00:41:06,696 when you can look at all of these beautiful faces 956 00:41:06,696 --> 00:41:09,574 and see all of your old friends, new friends, 957 00:41:09,574 --> 00:41:11,743 - means so much-- - Can I chime in for one sec? 958 00:41:11,743 --> 00:41:15,163 I'm not done yet. It means s-so much to Kim... 959 00:41:15,163 --> 00:41:16,497 - [laughter] - ...that you guys are here 960 00:41:16,497 --> 00:41:18,166 and I love you all and thank you for coming. 961 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,168 - What would you like to say? - I just wanted to say-- 962 00:41:20,168 --> 00:41:22,712 Kimberly, stand up and show off that body! 963 00:41:22,712 --> 00:41:26,799 - [crowd cheering] - Oh, okay, okay, okay. 964 00:41:28,426 --> 00:41:30,637 So, all of you here, whether you're my lifers 965 00:41:30,637 --> 00:41:33,806 - that I've known my whole life or-- - [Khloé] Or my dayers. 966 00:41:33,806 --> 00:41:35,850 My-- [chuckles] Yes. 967 00:41:35,850 --> 00:41:38,144 You're all my ride or dies. 968 00:41:38,144 --> 00:41:41,314 I trust all of you. 969 00:41:41,314 --> 00:41:45,818 At least everyone here has known one crazy secret about me 970 00:41:45,818 --> 00:41:48,905 - and it's never gotten out, so... - And vice versa and vice versa. 971 00:41:48,905 --> 00:41:52,075 ...this is the group and here's to another year 972 00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:55,370 - of keeping my secrets. - [crowd cheering] 973 00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:57,914 Where the [bleep] is Kylie? Will you text her? 974 00:41:57,914 --> 00:41:59,499 [Kim] Take Kylie's seat, she'll never show up. 975 00:41:59,499 --> 00:42:02,585 In Kylie fashion, she'll be here in three hours. 976 00:42:02,585 --> 00:42:06,464 [♪ classical music playing] 977 00:42:11,427 --> 00:42:13,263 Oh, she's arrived. 978 00:42:13,263 --> 00:42:14,764 - Oh, she's arrived. - Oh! 979 00:42:14,764 --> 00:42:16,182 [crowd cheering] 980 00:42:20,770 --> 00:42:22,188 - [Kris] Hi, baby. - Happy birthday. 981 00:42:22,188 --> 00:42:25,066 I wasn't late tonight for no reason. 982 00:42:25,066 --> 00:42:28,236 I had my Interview Magazine cover shoot, 983 00:42:28,236 --> 00:42:32,907 and I'm exhausted... but I'm here. 984 00:42:32,907 --> 00:42:36,160 So, now the party can start. 985 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:40,081 - Oh, you look beautiful. Yeah. - Should we get a sister pic now? 986 00:42:40,081 --> 00:42:43,042 [indistinct chatter] 987 00:42:43,042 --> 00:42:45,503 - You wanna be a sister? - [Kris] Yeah. 988 00:42:45,503 --> 00:42:47,922 Kylie comes an hour late, but listen, 989 00:42:47,922 --> 00:42:50,008 she's the fireworks at the end of the night. 990 00:42:50,008 --> 00:42:52,302 You always look forward to her. 991 00:42:52,677 --> 00:42:55,096 You have to accept people for who they are. 992 00:42:55,096 --> 00:42:58,057 And I wish people would accept me for who I was. 993 00:42:58,057 --> 00:43:02,103 And that's a punctual... rigid person. 994 00:43:02,103 --> 00:43:03,187 [smacks hands] 995 00:43:03,187 --> 00:43:04,731 You look so pretty. 996 00:43:04,731 --> 00:43:07,233 - [greeting each other] - You look beautiful. 997 00:43:07,233 --> 00:43:08,735 [Khloé] No, that's you. 998 00:43:08,735 --> 00:43:11,070 What is my wish for me this year? 999 00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:14,032 - [♪ inspirational music playing] - Sister photo. 1000 00:43:14,032 --> 00:43:16,326 Mm, I think I have all-- 1001 00:43:16,326 --> 00:43:19,704 I think I have everything I could possibly want and need. 1002 00:43:19,704 --> 00:43:23,374 Think I've gotten there, and that I have a feeling, like, 1003 00:43:23,374 --> 00:43:24,959 I know what's really important in life. 1004 00:43:24,959 --> 00:43:29,589 I know that being present in the moment is everything. 1005 00:43:29,589 --> 00:43:32,008 ♪ 1006 00:43:32,008 --> 00:43:34,093 [crowd cheering] 1007 00:43:35,428 --> 00:43:36,638 Yeah! 1008 00:43:37,305 --> 00:43:40,308 And there's no place I'd rather be tonight. 1009 00:43:44,479 --> 00:43:46,814 Next on, The Kardashians... 1010 00:43:46,814 --> 00:43:49,359 It's glitzy and glam. 1011 00:43:49,359 --> 00:43:51,528 Oh, my God, it looks so good. 1012 00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:53,530 I wanna have another baby. 1013 00:43:53,863 --> 00:43:54,906 With who? 1014 00:43:55,657 --> 00:43:59,118 Oh, a sperm bank. Oh yeah. 1015 00:43:59,118 --> 00:44:00,703 I'll try anything once. 1016 00:44:00,703 --> 00:44:02,205 Something gonna splash on us? 1017 00:44:02,205 --> 00:44:03,289 - Nope. - Okay. 1018 00:44:03,289 --> 00:44:05,708 Having four is hard, and you have a lot going on. 1019 00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:07,210 I'm gonna get my shit together 1020 00:44:07,210 --> 00:44:09,212 and I'm gonna be a [bleep] drill sergeant. 1021 00:44:09,212 --> 00:44:11,089 Like, Khloé is so tough. 1022 00:44:11,089 --> 00:44:12,507 Have you talked to her about this? 1023 00:44:12,507 --> 00:44:15,009 - 'Cause she-- - No, because she's just very judgmental. 1024 00:44:15,009 --> 00:44:17,303 [♪ intense music playing] 1025 00:44:17,303 --> 00:44:20,890 [♪ "Alright Yeah" by Vanacore Music playing] 1026 00:44:33,361 --> 00:44:35,238 ♪ It's alright, yeah ♪ 1027 00:44:35,238 --> 00:44:36,614 ♪ 1028 00:44:36,614 --> 00:44:38,241 ♪ Move your feet ♪ 1029 00:44:38,241 --> 00:44:40,326 ♪ Clap your hands ♪ 1030 00:44:41,536 --> 00:44:43,538 ♪ Any way you want it, now ♪ 1031 00:44:44,622 --> 00:44:46,624 ♪ 1032 00:44:56,384 --> 00:44:58,636 ♪ It's alright, yeah ♪ 1033 00:45:01,306 --> 00:45:04,058 Yes. He, like, was commenting her smile 1034 00:45:04,058 --> 00:45:05,727 and her eyes and her energy. 1035 00:45:05,727 --> 00:45:09,314 I'm like, "I think we should leave." Like, I don't know. 1036 00:45:09,314 --> 00:45:12,108 Hey, Gerry, I've got a boyfriend, 'kay? 1037 00:45:12,108 --> 00:45:13,818 [laughing] 1038 00:45:14,319 --> 00:45:16,321 Oh, Lord. 1039 00:45:19,324 --> 00:45:21,326 [bell tolls]