1 00:00:01,021 --> 00:00:04,984 [♪ upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:05,068 --> 00:00:07,278 [Kim Kardashian] Previously on The Kardashians... 3 00:00:07,362 --> 00:00:09,697 -I sold a movie to Netflix. -That's amazing! 4 00:00:09,781 --> 00:00:11,157 [Sarah Meyer Michaelson] That's incredible! 5 00:00:11,241 --> 00:00:12,784 [Kim] People are like, "Why do you work so much?" 6 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:16,161 Like, okay, yeah, that's my vice. How 'bout let me do what I wanna do. 7 00:00:16,246 --> 00:00:18,164 You do you, I'll do me. 8 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:20,792 [Kylie Jenner] It's Fashion Week! 9 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:23,044 [Kendall Jenner] I really love alone time with Kylie. 10 00:00:23,169 --> 00:00:24,587 I think we're both pretty busy, 11 00:00:24,671 --> 00:00:26,506 so when we get to have these one-on-one moments, 12 00:00:26,589 --> 00:00:28,299 it's always really special. 13 00:00:28,383 --> 00:00:30,218 Oh, look, True, it's in my lap. 14 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:34,514 Breaking news guys, I am leaving Hidden Hills, 15 00:00:34,597 --> 00:00:35,932 but I'm not gonna go far 16 00:00:36,015 --> 00:00:39,269 because Kourtney could be in labor any day now. 17 00:00:39,352 --> 00:00:40,520 She's ready to pop. 18 00:00:40,603 --> 00:00:41,813 ♪ Check it out ♪ 19 00:00:43,398 --> 00:00:46,609 Khloé did not come when she heard it was... 20 00:00:48,361 --> 00:00:50,321 She needs to get out and live her life. 21 00:00:50,405 --> 00:00:53,283 All arrows are pointing towards misery. 22 00:00:53,366 --> 00:00:56,578 I am a rigid mother-[bleep]. 23 00:00:56,703 --> 00:00:59,873 [♪ dramatic theme music plays] 24 00:01:03,626 --> 00:01:05,295 [birds cawing] 25 00:01:05,378 --> 00:01:07,380 [♪ "Bet You Like It" by Vanacore Music playing] 26 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:10,592 ♪ What you know about that? ♪ 27 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,262 ♪♪ 28 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:16,347 ♪ I bet you like it like that, huh ♪ 29 00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:19,934 [Khloé Kardashian] Let's check on Kourt. 30 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:23,897 I know. That's such a cute picture. 31 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,190 [Khloé] Maybe she'll see yours. 32 00:01:25,273 --> 00:01:27,400 You know, she never answers for me these days. 33 00:01:27,483 --> 00:01:31,446 What? I feel like I talk to her a hundred million times a day. 34 00:01:32,947 --> 00:01:34,532 [FaceTime ringing] 35 00:01:37,076 --> 00:01:38,578 [Kourtney Kardashian Barker] [over phone] Hi. 36 00:01:38,661 --> 00:01:40,580 -What a [bleep] snake. -[Kim] Hey. 37 00:01:40,663 --> 00:01:42,040 [Kourtney] My phone is not on loud. 38 00:01:42,123 --> 00:01:46,711 I'm trying to, like, breastfeed and just saw this pop up. 39 00:01:46,794 --> 00:01:50,089 -How's the babe? -[Kourtney] He's perfect. 40 00:01:50,173 --> 00:01:54,219 Kourtney had her baby last month and we're all so excited. 41 00:01:54,302 --> 00:01:56,554 [Kourtney] I'm, like, multitasking. 42 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:59,098 Multitasking at its finest. 43 00:01:59,182 --> 00:02:02,185 Kourtney's loving being a mom. 44 00:02:02,268 --> 00:02:06,314 A mom times four is, like, the best. 45 00:02:06,397 --> 00:02:07,732 I'm just so happy for her. 46 00:02:07,815 --> 00:02:11,528 This is, like, all she's wanted for so, so long. 47 00:02:12,153 --> 00:02:14,739 Can you believe you are a mom of four? 48 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:16,366 Yeah, a mom of four. 49 00:02:16,449 --> 00:02:19,160 Sometimes I'm like, "Damn, I wish I could do it all over." 50 00:02:19,244 --> 00:02:23,414 The one thing I would do is be s-so strict from the start. 51 00:02:23,498 --> 00:02:26,793 -What do you mean? With your diet or...? -With a-- With rules. 52 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:29,587 And bou-- And, like, strict with the kid. 53 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,422 Are we well? 54 00:02:31,506 --> 00:02:33,132 I'm not saying right now. 55 00:02:33,216 --> 00:02:35,301 -He's zero. -No, you could still start. 56 00:02:35,385 --> 00:02:38,888 I'm doing, like, where you stay home for 40 days. 57 00:02:38,972 --> 00:02:40,473 You're staying home for 40 days. 58 00:02:40,557 --> 00:02:43,184 -And 40 nights. -[Kourtney] And 40 nights. 59 00:02:43,268 --> 00:02:46,729 In many different cultures, women don't leave the house 60 00:02:46,813 --> 00:02:52,485 after having a baby for 40 days to let your body have that time to heal. 61 00:02:52,569 --> 00:02:57,574 And beyond that, I'm really into attachment parenting. 62 00:02:57,657 --> 00:03:00,827 I really don't separate from him. 63 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:04,497 I love being at home right now. 64 00:03:04,581 --> 00:03:08,084 Like, my time is dedicated to taking care of my baby 65 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,794 and bonding with him. 66 00:03:09,878 --> 00:03:11,462 Then you're gonna go to a rave. 67 00:03:11,546 --> 00:03:14,090 [Kourtney] [over phone] No, I just feel like I don't wanna 68 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:15,592 even go anywhere still. 69 00:03:15,675 --> 00:03:17,468 Welcome to my daily life. 70 00:03:17,552 --> 00:03:20,305 I haven't had a baby and I'm still doin' the 40 days. 71 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:22,223 [Kourtney] You should see what I do all day. 72 00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:25,560 I watch these YouTubes where it's, like, Christmas scenes 73 00:03:25,643 --> 00:03:27,812 -with Christmas songs. -[Khloé] Oh, my God. 74 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:30,690 Wait, do you feel like you're gonna make it to the Christmas Eve party? 75 00:03:30,773 --> 00:03:34,277 [Kourtney] I haven't really decided. I just wanna see how I'm feeling. 76 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:38,031 Normally, I plan the Christmas Eve party. 77 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:41,409 I do everything. I'm super detailed about it. 78 00:03:41,492 --> 00:03:45,163 But this year, because I'm a new mommy, 79 00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:48,416 I have given Christmas Eve over to Kim. 80 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:52,003 Alright, well... think I'm gonna go back 81 00:03:52,086 --> 00:03:54,088 to my blissful baby bubble. 82 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:56,674 Oh, sorry to pop it for a second. 83 00:03:56,758 --> 00:04:00,345 -Unless you guys have anything else. -No, we're good. Toodles. 84 00:04:00,428 --> 00:04:01,930 -Bye, guys. -[Khloé] Love you. 85 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:03,598 -Love you. Bye. -[Kourtney] Love you. 86 00:04:04,849 --> 00:04:07,810 [♪ upbeat music playing] 87 00:04:11,523 --> 00:04:15,276 -[Tatum Thompson] Wow. -[Khloé] Wow! You got it? 88 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,570 [Dream Kardashian] It's wider than that one. 89 00:04:17,654 --> 00:04:19,531 Good job, Tutu. 90 00:04:19,614 --> 00:04:24,953 For some reason, I keep getting dissected and scrutinized 91 00:04:25,036 --> 00:04:26,788 for being "too mommy". 92 00:04:26,871 --> 00:04:29,499 Like, "You spend too much time with your kids. 93 00:04:29,582 --> 00:04:32,085 You never wanna be social, you don't have any friends." 94 00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:37,340 But, for me, I genuinely feel like I was made to be a mom, 95 00:04:37,423 --> 00:04:42,220 and there's no other place I would rather be than here with my kids. 96 00:04:42,303 --> 00:04:44,514 -Pasta! -[chuckles] Pasta. 97 00:04:44,597 --> 00:04:46,099 There's gonna be a time that my kids 98 00:04:46,182 --> 00:04:48,476 are gonna wanna choose their friends over me. 99 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:53,982 And right now, when I have the opportunity and the privilege 100 00:04:54,065 --> 00:04:56,401 of having dinner with my kids every night, 101 00:04:56,484 --> 00:04:58,194 I'm gonna take advantage of that. 102 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:01,739 In 15 years, my kids are never gonna be like, 103 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:04,033 "I really wish you worked more." 104 00:05:04,117 --> 00:05:07,370 "I really-- 'Member that time that you were at work late?" 105 00:05:07,453 --> 00:05:09,873 They're gonna be like, "Why the [bleep] weren't you there?" 106 00:05:09,956 --> 00:05:13,293 -Here's a small broccoli. -No. 107 00:05:13,376 --> 00:05:14,586 No, thank you. 108 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:19,924 I know that everyone is rooting for me and wants me to go out and, and party. 109 00:05:20,008 --> 00:05:21,593 [Kim] [over phone] I wish you were here. 110 00:05:21,676 --> 00:05:23,761 I want you to know, you don't leave the house, 111 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,430 you're not gonna meet anyone. 112 00:05:25,513 --> 00:05:28,641 I don't feel like the 12-hour trip to Paris 113 00:05:28,725 --> 00:05:30,643 -was gonna-- much was-- -That's the funnest part. 114 00:05:30,727 --> 00:05:33,146 You meet someone, you get excited. 115 00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:36,608 In 12 hours? I could barely get my [bleep] wet in 12 hours. 116 00:05:36,691 --> 00:05:39,152 And trust me, when I get an urge to go out, 117 00:05:39,235 --> 00:05:42,864 or be seen, or be in the streets, I know how to do it. 118 00:05:42,947 --> 00:05:45,909 I've done it way longer than half you hoes. 119 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:48,912 -[Tatum babbles] -Camera. 120 00:05:48,995 --> 00:05:51,414 -Say, "Hi." -Hi. 121 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:55,752 True? Are you eating or just drinking? 122 00:05:55,835 --> 00:05:59,088 -I need to drink. -[Khloé] I need you to eat. 123 00:05:59,172 --> 00:06:00,798 -[sipping] -[Tatum coos] 124 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:04,344 Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm gonna take this until you eat some. 125 00:06:04,427 --> 00:06:07,305 My sisters and I, we all have different households. 126 00:06:07,388 --> 00:06:10,892 We raise our kids differently. I'm not judging. 127 00:06:10,975 --> 00:06:13,978 If everyone's happy and healthy and great, then wonderful. 128 00:06:14,062 --> 00:06:18,274 But my type of parenting is we do everything by a schedule. 129 00:06:18,358 --> 00:06:22,904 Like, my kids do love the s-security, if you will, 130 00:06:22,987 --> 00:06:24,822 of knowing, "Okay, after I take a bath, 131 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,158 "I know it's time to get in my pajamas, 132 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:30,078 and lay in bed, and watch TV with my mommy." 133 00:06:30,161 --> 00:06:32,080 Like, it works for me and my family. 134 00:06:32,163 --> 00:06:33,164 [Tatum coughs] 135 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:36,501 So, you know I'm leaving to go to Aspen with Lovie 136 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:38,086 and your aunties. 137 00:06:38,169 --> 00:06:40,380 -Lovie. -Lovie. 138 00:06:40,463 --> 00:06:43,424 -When are you coming back? -I'm coming back in a couple days 139 00:06:43,508 --> 00:06:46,052 -and we're gonna go s-skiing. -[Tatum] Wow! 140 00:06:46,135 --> 00:06:47,303 Wow! 141 00:06:47,387 --> 00:06:49,055 -Lovie. -Lovie. 142 00:06:49,138 --> 00:06:50,348 This trip is just adults. 143 00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:53,059 -Lovie. -Lovie. 144 00:06:53,142 --> 00:06:54,644 -[Tatum coughs] -Nice. 145 00:06:54,727 --> 00:06:56,187 After Christmas and New Year's, 146 00:06:56,271 --> 00:06:59,232 my family and I are gonna go on a family trip to Aspen 147 00:06:59,315 --> 00:07:01,484 and to have family time and, like, no kids 148 00:07:01,568 --> 00:07:03,403 and be with one another and just enjoy. 149 00:07:03,486 --> 00:07:06,531 [♪ "Let Me See You Dance" by Vanacore Music playing] 150 00:07:06,614 --> 00:07:09,617 It is dance party tonight, so... 151 00:07:09,701 --> 00:07:11,995 Go Taytay! Go Taytay! 152 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,707 -♪ Don't stop 'til ya drop ♪ -Yeah! Work it out. 153 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,417 Work it! 154 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:20,420 Listen, my kids are six and almost two. 155 00:07:20,503 --> 00:07:22,589 Who knows, in two or three years if I'm like, 156 00:07:22,672 --> 00:07:24,340 "Okay, I need more of a social--" 157 00:07:24,424 --> 00:07:28,469 I don't know, but right now, this is what makes me happy 158 00:07:28,553 --> 00:07:30,513 and this is where my heart wants to be. 159 00:07:30,597 --> 00:07:32,181 ♪ Da, da-da-da ♪ 160 00:07:32,265 --> 00:07:33,892 ♪ Da, da-da-da ♪ 161 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:35,977 [all cheering] 162 00:07:40,398 --> 00:07:43,401 -[thunder rumbles] -[rain pouring] 163 00:07:48,489 --> 00:07:51,659 [♪ remixed Christmas music playing] 164 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,671 Okay, so, when the guests come in... 165 00:08:03,755 --> 00:08:06,382 -[Kim] Mm-hmm. -...they'll all be guided. 166 00:08:06,466 --> 00:08:08,176 Is music gonna be playing? 167 00:08:08,259 --> 00:08:09,761 -[assistant] The carolers. -[Mindy Weiss] Yeah, 168 00:08:09,844 --> 00:08:10,845 we have the carolers in here. 169 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:11,930 -In here? -[Mindy] Yeah. 170 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:14,724 I'm in the middle of planning Christmas Eve 171 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:15,975 with Mindy Weiss, 172 00:08:16,059 --> 00:08:19,395 the official Kardashian-Jenner party planner. 173 00:08:19,479 --> 00:08:23,566 I think this is most similar to what that's gonna look like flocked. 174 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:26,236 As long as it just looks like white snow, 175 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:29,656 like those pictures, even if it's real snow coming in on the day. 176 00:08:29,739 --> 00:08:32,825 I just have a full white Christmas vision. 177 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:36,162 So, my other idea was either, like, the winter wonderland 178 00:08:36,246 --> 00:08:40,208 or cover the whole house to look like gingerbread houses. 179 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:44,170 Oh, my God, I haven't seen any of this. 180 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:45,380 Hi, guys. 181 00:08:46,673 --> 00:08:48,299 It looks amazing. 182 00:08:48,383 --> 00:08:51,052 [Mindy] And this is our big gingerbread house. 183 00:08:51,135 --> 00:08:53,346 -Amazing. -Right? And then the star drape-- 184 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:55,640 The star night is everything. 185 00:08:55,723 --> 00:08:58,226 [Mindy] The starry night, it will all light up. 186 00:08:58,309 --> 00:08:59,394 [Kim] So cool. 187 00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,896 And then, we're gonna fill up the tree with presents tonight, 188 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,064 -right? -[assistant] Yes. 189 00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:06,234 'Kay, 'cause I wanna fill it all with the white presents. 190 00:09:06,317 --> 00:09:08,111 Oh, the wrapping paper. 191 00:09:08,486 --> 00:09:11,197 Kim kinda sets the bar really high, 192 00:09:11,281 --> 00:09:14,450 which has really made us a lot more creative, 193 00:09:14,534 --> 00:09:16,077 but competitive. 194 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,538 The last few years, my mom just copies 195 00:09:18,621 --> 00:09:21,124 what I do the year before, 196 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,042 but changes the color. 197 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:24,919 Mine is always better. 198 00:09:25,003 --> 00:09:28,339 I always like to do recycled wrapping paper. 199 00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:30,383 [Khloé] Kim's ridiculous. Her wrapping this year. 200 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:33,636 I mean, they were [bleep] cotton jersey T-shirts, like, s-- 201 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,264 Whatever you're trying to claim, you're recycling? 202 00:09:36,598 --> 00:09:39,684 But it was better than the year she used Velcro for everything. 203 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:43,062 I think the best wrapping paper is between me and Kendall. 204 00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:44,814 Always. Period. 205 00:09:44,898 --> 00:09:46,774 I'm not competitive about shit, 206 00:09:46,858 --> 00:09:49,068 I just know that my wrapping is the best. 207 00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:53,656 [Mindy] And this is our way to our sled slope. 208 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,325 [Kim] Fun! 209 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,869 So, there will be snow in the front? 210 00:09:57,952 --> 00:09:59,412 [Mindy] We're hoping. 211 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:02,749 It is starting to, like, pour in LA. 212 00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:04,459 Torrential rains, 213 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:07,712 and if it's raining this close up to Christmas Eve, 214 00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:10,548 there's no way that they can bring in the real snow 215 00:10:10,632 --> 00:10:12,091 and that would ruin our whole party. 216 00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:14,844 So, it's very frustrating. 217 00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:18,973 I am just praying because if it rains, we're [bleep]. 218 00:10:19,057 --> 00:10:20,642 [thundering] 219 00:10:20,725 --> 00:10:23,144 As much as I want there to be rain in California, 220 00:10:23,228 --> 00:10:26,814 this is just-- I gotta think of something else, like, fast. 221 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:28,483 So, I'm freaking out. 222 00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:30,068 [♪ dramatic music plays] 223 00:10:32,195 --> 00:10:35,365 [♪ remixed Christmas music playing] 224 00:10:44,499 --> 00:10:46,751 [Kim] Oh, my God, this looks amazing. 225 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:51,464 The party is about to start. It's gonna be so amazing. 226 00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:53,675 [Mindy] And it looks like the rain's stopping. 227 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,093 [Kim] Thank God. 228 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:58,137 We had no rain issues. 229 00:10:58,221 --> 00:11:01,724 It is a full winter wonderland here. 230 00:11:01,808 --> 00:11:05,478 [♪ "Russian Dance" by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky playing] 231 00:11:06,437 --> 00:11:08,439 This is amazing. 232 00:11:08,523 --> 00:11:12,986 Mindy and her team really exceed my expectations. 233 00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:16,322 [♪ remixed Christmas music playing] 234 00:11:21,744 --> 00:11:26,207 ♪♪ 235 00:11:31,671 --> 00:11:35,008 [Khloé] We are at our annual Christmas Eve party 236 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:37,135 and we are so excited. 237 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:41,180 I mean, this is literally what we look forward to all year round. 238 00:11:41,264 --> 00:11:44,350 [♪ "Living My Best Life Everyday" by Vanacore Music playing] 239 00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:47,687 ♪♪ 240 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:50,398 Christmas Eve is such a special night. 241 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:55,361 Our friends are here, family's here, and it's just the best night ever. 242 00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:57,488 [Kim] It's honestly such an amazing night. 243 00:11:57,572 --> 00:11:59,657 Our kids are running around everywhere. 244 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:02,076 I'm sledding with Paris, like we do. 245 00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:06,581 Babyface and Wanyá from Boyz II Men and Tank 246 00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:08,082 are gonna perform. 247 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:11,044 It's just so much fun. We're dancing all night. 248 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:12,712 We're eating the best food. 249 00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:17,300 -[♪ soft piano music playing] -[Kris Jenner] Cute. 250 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,886 I've never missed a Christmas Eve 251 00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:22,764 and because I'm a new mom, 252 00:12:22,847 --> 00:12:25,892 I almost thought about missing Christmas Eve, 253 00:12:25,975 --> 00:12:29,062 but I felt like it would be really important 254 00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:32,982 for all of our kids to be there with them 255 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:34,859 and have that memory. 256 00:12:34,943 --> 00:12:36,736 [Kim] I mean, the best part of these parties 257 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:38,446 is just that my whole family's here, 258 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:40,365 and it's a memory that we all have together. 259 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:43,868 We get super dressed up. It's super fancy. We love it. 260 00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:47,163 And we just have such a good time together. 261 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:52,544 I love Christmas. It's so special, so important. 262 00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:55,004 We all turn into 4-year-olds. 263 00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:56,798 We all believe in Santa. 264 00:12:56,881 --> 00:12:58,967 I love the memories that we make. 265 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:03,846 We feel so special, so lucky. And we're all together. 266 00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,140 Doesn't get any better than that. 267 00:13:11,688 --> 00:13:15,358 [♪ "I Defy Gravity" by Vanacore Music ft. Suedecouch playing] 268 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:23,867 [producer] They're coming out now. 269 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,952 [greeting each other] 270 00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:27,078 [indistinct chatter] 271 00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:28,621 -'Kay. 'Kay. -[crew member] Just havin' fun. 272 00:13:28,705 --> 00:13:30,373 [crew member] Like you came over to make pasta. 273 00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:34,043 [Kylie] We're here today shooting a little video for 818 274 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:37,630 and Kendall, of course, called me because I'm a master chef. 275 00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:42,886 Hey guys, welcome to 818, as we like to cleverly call it. 276 00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:44,095 I am so excited. 277 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:47,599 Today we're gonna make the cutest pasta of all time 278 00:13:47,682 --> 00:13:49,559 with my sister, Kylie. 279 00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:53,479 I love cooking. I cook for my kids. 280 00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:55,273 It brings me so much joy. 281 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,942 So, I'm here to help my sister. 282 00:13:58,026 --> 00:14:01,529 She is a way better cook than me, so I figured I'd invite her. 283 00:14:01,613 --> 00:14:04,282 But this is the moment that we've all been waiting for. 284 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,909 [Kendall] No, I don't know if that's the truth. 285 00:14:05,992 --> 00:14:07,994 Everyone's been asking for you to have a cooking show. 286 00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:09,704 -No, that's not true. -Yes! 287 00:14:09,787 --> 00:14:12,373 No. I don't-- I appreciate the lies. 288 00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:15,335 You know, Kendall, we've all seen the cucumber. 289 00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:18,379 [Kris] Be careful, 'cause I cut-- I nicked myself the other day. 290 00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:20,924 -I know, I'm kinda scared. -[Kris] There you go. 291 00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:22,634 Kendall's the best sous chef 292 00:14:22,717 --> 00:14:25,136 and helps me for the past two years on Thanksgiving. 293 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,971 I'm gonna cry. That is so nice. 294 00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:28,348 No, you really are. 295 00:14:28,431 --> 00:14:30,600 We thought we ruined Christmas this year, 296 00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:32,894 -but we did not. -Oh, that's true. That is true. 297 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:34,896 -The truth of the matter-- -And that wasn't sous chef. 298 00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:37,065 -That was me and you, 50/50. -We were 50/50. 299 00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:40,818 And if a-anyone wants to know the results of what happened on Christmas, 300 00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:42,570 we kind of documented a little bit. 301 00:14:42,654 --> 00:14:47,033 [Kylie] First time making Beeshee. We have no idea what we're doing. 302 00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:50,954 My sisters describe Beeshee as, like, an Armenian pancake. 303 00:14:51,037 --> 00:14:53,665 [sings] ♪ We're making beeshee ♪ 304 00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:57,835 Honestly, I've never liked the family beeshee, you know this. 305 00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:00,046 -[Kendall] Mm-hmm. -I had, like, two servings of our beeshee. 306 00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:01,130 I'm like, "This is what 307 00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:03,508 -it's supposed to taste like?" -We killed it. We definitely killed it. 308 00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:06,261 -Yeah. Mm-hmm. -Like, fluffy and just, like, mm. 309 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,513 We blew Kourtney's beeshee outta the water. 310 00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:09,681 -Yeah. -Let's be honest. 311 00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:11,099 -Yeah. -Ours was incredible. 312 00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:14,394 -And I think we're gonna-- -People are still talking about it. 313 00:15:14,477 --> 00:15:17,647 [Kourtney] Every Christmas Eve, I am responsible for making 314 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,608 my grandma's famous beeshee recipe. 315 00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:24,028 My grandmother taught me how to make beeshee. 316 00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:27,323 I'm the only one that she taught in our whole family. 317 00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:29,117 She's no longer with us, 318 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,579 but I know that she's very proud of my beeshee skills. 319 00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:35,498 There's not a chance that Kendall and Kylie, 320 00:15:35,582 --> 00:15:39,878 who have never met my grandma and never had a lesson from her, 321 00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,880 could make beeshee better than me. 322 00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:42,964 Oh, my God, were you there 323 00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,632 when she said there was a hair in her beeshee? 324 00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:50,597 I am here to report that Kendall and Kylie's beeshee 325 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,891 had a hair in it this morning. 326 00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:55,727 Really serious. 327 00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,020 She looks up at me and she goes, 328 00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:59,439 "Kendall, Kylie, there's a hair in my beeshee!" 329 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:03,151 And she pulls it out, and we're like, "That's your recipe, babe. It's not ours." 330 00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:04,235 For a fact. 331 00:16:04,319 --> 00:16:07,405 There's no way that there was a hair found in my beeshee. 332 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,282 Like, that's ridiculous. 333 00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:11,326 -This is really delicious. Wow. -Mm-hmm. 334 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,870 -Cheers. -Cheers. 335 00:16:13,953 --> 00:16:16,331 -This was so much fun. -It was. 336 00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:19,626 [♪ upbeat music playing] 337 00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:26,299 -[Khloé] And the hands hug. -[Saint West] This is a hand hug. 338 00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:28,885 -Well, that I like. That's a-- -Okay, but try this. Just like this. 339 00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:30,261 -That's a hand romance. -And then go-- 340 00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:32,722 No, no, don't open your fingers and just go hug. 341 00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:34,432 [Khloé] Be careful of your mom's shoulder. 342 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,351 Yeah. Hand hug. 343 00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:37,769 My snugly... 344 00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:40,730 bugly... boo! 345 00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:41,940 [Saint giggles] 346 00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:45,151 Ow! You almost broke my nose, dude. 347 00:16:45,235 --> 00:16:47,403 'Kay, tell Koko you love her one more time. 348 00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:49,989 -I love you. -Oh, my goodness! 349 00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:52,367 -[Saint] Peace out! -[Khloé] Love you! 350 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:55,578 [Kim] Khloé has really been pissing me off lately, 351 00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:59,290 so we're going to Aspen and I just wanna get some things off my chest 352 00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:03,795 and really talk to her and just clear the air before we go. 353 00:17:04,295 --> 00:17:08,341 Well, I have a bone to pick with you. 354 00:17:09,217 --> 00:17:10,843 What now? 355 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:15,723 Just about your delivery on things. 356 00:17:16,432 --> 00:17:20,937 -[sighs] 'Kay. -The other day when you called me 357 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,690 and asked me if you can do Chi's hair, 358 00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:27,193 I don't know if condescending's the word, but you're very, like, shaming. 359 00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:31,239 Like, "Can I do Chi's hair? Do you mind?" 360 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:37,078 And you're like, "'Cause her hair has, like, so much product in it." 361 00:17:37,161 --> 00:17:40,164 And I'm just like, "I know. Mm-hmm." 362 00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:44,544 I had a really hard week, so I said to my mom, 363 00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:47,338 "Can you please watch my two little ones? 364 00:17:47,422 --> 00:17:50,049 I'll send them over, and can you get them ready for school?" 365 00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:54,345 Chicago put in this hair gel in her hair on the way out the door. 366 00:17:54,429 --> 00:17:56,848 And I was like, "Honestly, who cares?" 367 00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,435 My mom can slick her hair in a ponytail, put it in a br-- Who cares? 368 00:18:00,518 --> 00:18:02,979 So, Khloé FaceTimes me and is like, 369 00:18:03,062 --> 00:18:06,733 "I had to go over to Mom's and help her get your kids ready 370 00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:11,112 and Chicago's hair, the hair gel." 371 00:18:11,196 --> 00:18:14,157 You were calling to not really ask me 372 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,118 if you could do her hair, but to let me know... 373 00:18:17,202 --> 00:18:19,787 -[Khloé] No, I actually wanted to know-- -...that, that her hair wasn't washed 374 00:18:19,871 --> 00:18:21,873 -and it was, and it was gross. -If you don't care if I do-- 375 00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:24,584 Next time, I will not ask you and I'll just do the hair. 376 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,002 -[Kim] Just do it. Yeah. -But if also-- 377 00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:28,922 Then if I do it, you're gonna say, "Why'd you touch that?" 378 00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:32,091 [Kim] That was an extremely hard week. 379 00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:33,635 [Khloé] Oh, I thought you were gonna say-- 380 00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:36,346 And you were like, "Do you mind if I do her hair 381 00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:38,139 'cause it's nasty." 382 00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:41,100 All I said was, "Do you mind if I do Chicago's hair?" 383 00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:43,061 'Cause I didn't know if-- You are very particular. 384 00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:46,231 I know her hair looks shitty. Thank you for reminding me... 385 00:18:46,314 --> 00:18:48,191 -Wow. -...that I didn't have the time 386 00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:51,861 to do her [bleep] hair one night before bed and wash it. 387 00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:55,031 What are we talking about here? 388 00:18:55,114 --> 00:18:58,368 I actually thought we were good. 389 00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,286 I did Chi's hair, then I took the kids to school, 390 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,913 and, like, that was really it. 391 00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:04,082 I had no idea she was holding onto this. 392 00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:07,126 It sounds like you're dealing with a bunch of your own bullshit 393 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,504 and you decided-- Like, harvest this 394 00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:12,340 and build up all this animosity towards me 395 00:19:12,423 --> 00:19:14,342 when this is a you [bleep] problem. 396 00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:17,136 I swear you just wanna project whatever you're going through on-- 397 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,471 and take it out on me, 398 00:19:18,555 --> 00:19:20,890 and I could handle it but only for so long. 399 00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:22,350 I'm not gonna be here all day, 400 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,978 so if you need to slap me or something, do it. 401 00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:27,063 [♪ dramatic music plays] 402 00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:30,942 -[Kim] I know it looked shitty. -[Khloé] I wasn't trying to shame you. 403 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:33,903 I really was trying to help you and do your daughter's hair, 404 00:19:33,987 --> 00:19:36,281 and if you think I'm shaming you, why would I shame you? 405 00:19:36,656 --> 00:19:39,826 For not having the time to wash her hair the night before. 406 00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:42,912 No. That's your own insecurity. I never said anything about that. 407 00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:45,915 [mimicking] "I would've never let my kid go to bed 408 00:19:45,999 --> 00:19:48,001 -with hair gel." -But I never said that. 409 00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:50,712 -Did I ever say that? -But it's the tone. It's just the tone. 410 00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:54,132 Maybe you wouldn't have such a stick up your ass 411 00:19:54,215 --> 00:19:57,510 over hair gel if you lived your life a little bit. 412 00:19:57,594 --> 00:19:59,137 Like, it's just crazy. 413 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,222 Interact with other human beings 414 00:20:01,306 --> 00:20:04,392 besides the children and your family all day long. 415 00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:06,477 We're great. I know. 416 00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:09,272 But you need some other human interaction. 417 00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:11,441 You need to live your life. 418 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:15,695 -[softly] Wow. -You have the world at your fingertips, 419 00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:17,488 but you won't go see the world. 420 00:20:17,572 --> 00:20:21,034 You won't let yourself go out there 421 00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:25,705 to find someone or even, like, a group of friends, 422 00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:28,249 like the lifers, like, try to pull you in-- 423 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:32,128 -I went out. -But you walked in... 424 00:20:32,212 --> 00:20:34,297 "Good night. You wanna see Allison's house?" 425 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,591 And it's, like, her big party, and it doesn't matter, 426 00:20:36,674 --> 00:20:39,093 but you were like, "Allison, say hi to True. Say hi to Tatum--" 427 00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:41,179 -It was-- -She asked who I was talking to. 428 00:20:41,262 --> 00:20:44,224 [Kim] She was, like, so excited that you were there 429 00:20:44,307 --> 00:20:45,892 and then you were like, "I gotta go. 430 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,185 -I have a schedule." -I was vibing. 431 00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:49,229 "This one went to bed at this time. This one went to bed--" 432 00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:50,730 Feel I was talking to everyone 433 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:51,898 -the whole night. -No, I know. 434 00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:55,026 But it was, like, little things where I'm just like, 435 00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:57,070 "Be present." 436 00:20:57,153 --> 00:21:00,156 It's like The Whale. The guy won't leave his house 437 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,202 -'cause he's, ya know-- -I'm Brendan Fraser? 438 00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:06,788 I'm just saying-- I don't know why that came to mind. 439 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:08,831 Oh, I thought you were gonna say I look like a whale. 440 00:21:08,915 --> 00:21:10,500 I'm like, "What?" 441 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:14,671 You don't realize that you sometimes have a stick up your ass 442 00:21:14,754 --> 00:21:16,631 and it's, like, sometimes you're like, 443 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:20,218 "God she just needs to get [bleep]." 444 00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:22,470 -M-Maybe. Who knows? -[Kim] Like, you just need 445 00:21:22,554 --> 00:21:26,724 to get away from your kids, for one-- a pure getaway, 446 00:21:26,808 --> 00:21:31,479 not dinner FaceTiming them, walking and showing 'em a house tour. 447 00:21:31,563 --> 00:21:34,899 Like, talk about mom shaming. What the [bleep] are you doing to me? 448 00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:36,609 It's just reverse mom shaming. 449 00:21:36,693 --> 00:21:40,029 You're shaming me for being a helicopter mom 450 00:21:40,113 --> 00:21:43,116 or whatever you wanna call me, and you're claiming I'm shaming you 451 00:21:43,199 --> 00:21:48,413 for not being more of a strict parent or whatever you're claiming at this point, 452 00:21:48,496 --> 00:21:50,081 that you're not brushing Chi's hair, 453 00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:52,041 which, obviously, you brush Chicago's hair, 454 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,585 there was just a lotta [bleep] gel. 455 00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:58,089 You have, like, no-- You're just, like, fine in Hidden Hills. 456 00:21:58,172 --> 00:21:59,757 Your kids rule your life. 457 00:21:59,841 --> 00:22:02,927 [mimics] "I have a schedule. I have somewhere to be." 458 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:04,387 It's crazy. 459 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:06,723 [Khloé] My sisters always say, like, I'm so rigid 460 00:22:06,806 --> 00:22:09,601 or I have such a strict schedule with my kids. 461 00:22:09,684 --> 00:22:11,269 I don't think I have such a strict schedule. 462 00:22:11,352 --> 00:22:12,687 I just have a schedule. 463 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:16,149 Like, we have a time to wake up, so we can get ready for school, 464 00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:17,734 do hair, breakfast. 465 00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:21,446 Then after school we normally have, like, an extracurricular activity. 466 00:22:21,529 --> 00:22:23,615 We do have dinner around 6:00, 6:30. 467 00:22:23,698 --> 00:22:26,743 It's not like, "If you're not at dinner at 6:01, 468 00:22:26,826 --> 00:22:28,536 you're disciplined." 469 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,288 Like, I don't, I don't know what she thinks. 470 00:22:30,371 --> 00:22:34,918 Why are we constantly nitpicking what I do in my personal house 471 00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:37,962 if I'm not asking you guys to live the same life? 472 00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:40,048 Can't we all just be... 473 00:22:40,506 --> 00:22:42,842 I don't know, like, the moms we wanna be? 474 00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,928 -[laughing] -Think whatever you want. 475 00:22:45,011 --> 00:22:47,555 Laugh as much as you want about me. I don't give a shit. 476 00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,724 -Get it out. -I feel bad for you. 477 00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:52,060 Hm... 'Kay. 478 00:22:52,143 --> 00:22:54,896 Live your [bleep] life! Get out! 479 00:22:56,314 --> 00:23:00,318 If this is, like, the start of what the Aspen trip's gonna be like, 480 00:23:00,401 --> 00:23:02,195 I don't wanna [bleep] be involved. 481 00:23:02,278 --> 00:23:03,988 I don't even wanna go on this [bleep] trip with you 482 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:05,532 'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me. 483 00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:06,950 [Kim chuckles] 484 00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:10,036 [Khloé] Honestly, you're such a bitch these days to me. 485 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,413 [Kim] I mean, she doesn't wanna go to Aspen now? 486 00:23:13,122 --> 00:23:16,042 Grow the [bleep] up. That's, like, so ridiculous. 487 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:18,962 -[door shuts] -[♪ dramatic music plays] 488 00:23:19,045 --> 00:23:21,881 [♪ "Keep It Movin'" by Halo Sol playing] 489 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:22,966 ♪ Did it, done it ♪ 490 00:23:23,049 --> 00:23:24,259 ♪ We're movin' on up ♪ 491 00:23:24,342 --> 00:23:25,385 ♪ Push the limit ♪ 492 00:23:25,468 --> 00:23:26,469 ♪ Get it, get it ♪ 493 00:23:26,553 --> 00:23:27,554 ♪ Keeps gettin' better ♪ 494 00:23:27,637 --> 00:23:28,805 ♪ Rock it together like ♪ 495 00:23:28,888 --> 00:23:30,139 ♪ Get up on your feet now ♪ 496 00:23:30,223 --> 00:23:31,558 -♪ Don't stop ♪ -♪ Chasin' the sun ♪ 497 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:35,186 -♪ Full speed ahead like a rocket ♪ -♪ Can't stop ♪ 498 00:23:35,270 --> 00:23:37,272 -Hi guys. Shh. -[dog barking] 499 00:23:37,355 --> 00:23:39,983 I love that I live so close to my kids. 500 00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:42,861 It's really great to be able to pop in when I want 501 00:23:42,944 --> 00:23:44,487 see the kids when I want. 502 00:23:44,737 --> 00:23:48,074 -[Kourtney] Hi, Mom. -Hi. Let me see. 503 00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:49,909 He wants to go upstairs. 504 00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:51,828 Oh, he does? Is that what he's saying? 505 00:23:51,911 --> 00:23:54,497 -He said, "I wanna go upstairs." -Okay. 506 00:23:54,581 --> 00:23:56,708 -Aww. -[Rocky crying] 507 00:23:56,791 --> 00:24:00,378 -Takin' the elevator up. -[Kris] I'll grab the stairs. 508 00:24:00,461 --> 00:24:02,005 Hi, guys. 509 00:24:02,589 --> 00:24:04,215 These are cute. 510 00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:05,884 Kourtney, look at these. 511 00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:08,636 [♪ upbeat music playing] 512 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,181 [Kourtney] So, I'm doing a fitting for the Emmys. 513 00:24:12,265 --> 00:24:15,018 Travis, he's performing, I think, opening the show 514 00:24:15,101 --> 00:24:16,811 to, like, a Phil Collins song. 515 00:24:16,895 --> 00:24:18,479 -Oh, just opening the... -[Kourtney] It's quick. 516 00:24:18,563 --> 00:24:19,772 -...Emmys. No big deal. -It's quick. 517 00:24:19,856 --> 00:24:21,274 So, like, we're there, we're in and out. 518 00:24:21,357 --> 00:24:23,359 I don't think we're even gonna stay and watch 519 00:24:23,443 --> 00:24:25,904 'cause of my breastfeeding schedule. 520 00:24:25,987 --> 00:24:28,114 For the past two months, 521 00:24:28,198 --> 00:24:33,244 I've loved being at home with the baby and I don't wanna leave. 522 00:24:33,328 --> 00:24:38,291 I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety about going back into the world. 523 00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:43,963 So, I still have 10 pounds if I care to get back to my pre-pregnancy weight. 524 00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,924 -So, I said maybe some... -[Kris] Of course, you care. 525 00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:48,009 -[Kourtney] ...baggy suits. -[Kris] This is cool. 526 00:24:48,092 --> 00:24:49,969 I care to get back but I'm breastfeeding, 527 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,429 so I'm taking my time 528 00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:55,391 and they say to keep your vagina intact... 529 00:24:55,975 --> 00:25:00,063 you should not jump or run for, like, six months. 530 00:25:02,774 --> 00:25:06,486 Well, you can have prolapse, 531 00:25:06,569 --> 00:25:10,949 which is where your vagina can, like, fall out, I think. 532 00:25:11,032 --> 00:25:15,745 Supposedly, there's things you can do to keep it up there. 533 00:25:15,828 --> 00:25:18,039 [Kris] That makes sense. You should do Pilates. 534 00:25:18,122 --> 00:25:20,708 [Kourtney] So, I'm doing Pilates tomorrow. 535 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:23,545 -[Kris] Ooh, that's amazing. -Yeah, I've just been walking. 536 00:25:23,628 --> 00:25:25,088 So, we're doing the Emmys 537 00:25:25,171 --> 00:25:26,339 -and then... -I love this. 538 00:25:26,422 --> 00:25:29,425 ...did I tell you I'm going to Australia for a month? 539 00:25:29,509 --> 00:25:31,886 -Is that already happening? -[Kourtney] Yeah. 540 00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:35,390 Travis has toured this year with Blink-182 541 00:25:35,473 --> 00:25:37,600 and they are going to Australia 542 00:25:37,684 --> 00:25:40,270 for the whole month of February. 543 00:25:40,353 --> 00:25:42,522 Our baby will be three months old. 544 00:25:42,605 --> 00:25:48,111 But it was kind of always my plan to bring him and go on tour. 545 00:25:48,194 --> 00:25:49,362 So, here we are. 546 00:25:50,613 --> 00:25:54,367 -To the Emmys. -Oh, my gosh. Look at that body. 547 00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:56,202 -You're killing it. -[Kourtney] Isn't that crazy? 548 00:25:56,286 --> 00:25:58,913 -[Kris] Huh? -Isn't that crazy... 549 00:25:58,997 --> 00:26:01,374 how they can do that with this corset? 550 00:26:01,457 --> 00:26:04,294 It's crazy how the body snaps back. 551 00:26:04,377 --> 00:26:05,920 -[exhales] -Can you breathe? 552 00:26:06,004 --> 00:26:08,256 -No, but I can't breathe when... -[Kris] Doesn't she look great? 553 00:26:08,339 --> 00:26:11,467 ...my boobs are humongous and filled with milk and veins. 554 00:26:11,551 --> 00:26:13,511 [chuckles] Lovely. 555 00:26:13,595 --> 00:26:16,347 My priority is not bouncing back 556 00:26:16,431 --> 00:26:17,807 and getting my body back in shape 557 00:26:17,891 --> 00:26:20,184 like it has been in the past. 558 00:26:20,268 --> 00:26:22,228 I remember after having Mason 559 00:26:22,312 --> 00:26:26,357 that it used to be a really big thing to talk about 560 00:26:26,441 --> 00:26:28,651 how soon can you bounce back 561 00:26:28,735 --> 00:26:31,487 and everyone would do magazine covers. 562 00:26:31,571 --> 00:26:33,698 I did a magazine cover in a bikini, 563 00:26:33,781 --> 00:26:37,952 and stressing myself out to eat a certain diet. 564 00:26:38,036 --> 00:26:41,748 This time, I'm really just all about nourishing my body 565 00:26:41,831 --> 00:26:46,586 and eating the best foods to keep up my milk supply. 566 00:26:46,669 --> 00:26:50,131 So, I think it's gotta be a suit 'cause dresses-- I'm too-- 567 00:26:50,215 --> 00:26:52,634 Yeah, I think the Saint Laurent suit is the perfect choice. 568 00:26:52,717 --> 00:26:54,385 -Makes perfect sense. -[Kourtney] Yeah. 569 00:26:54,802 --> 00:26:58,014 [Kris] Have you decided if you wanna come to Aspen with us? 570 00:26:58,097 --> 00:27:01,226 I don't think I can. Like, I just think it's a lot for me. 571 00:27:01,309 --> 00:27:03,519 Well, you could bring... 572 00:27:04,395 --> 00:27:05,980 your boobs and a nanny. 573 00:27:06,064 --> 00:27:10,777 I don't really have, um... a nanny yet. 574 00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:13,780 -That can travel. -Well, no. I just-- I've literally 575 00:27:13,863 --> 00:27:15,865 -been on my own. -[Kris] Yeah. 576 00:27:15,949 --> 00:27:18,868 Also, he hasn't flown yet. I don't know. 577 00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:23,081 Travis is, like, protective over the baby 578 00:27:23,164 --> 00:27:26,501 and so, even when we walk, like, down the street, 579 00:27:26,584 --> 00:27:29,379 he's like, "Bring security. There's loose dogs 580 00:27:29,462 --> 00:27:32,715 and there's coyotes and there's mountain lions and whatever." 581 00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:35,552 I know. I wouldn't go walk around with no security if I had a baby. 582 00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:40,223 So, I think he feels the same way about me getting on a plane without him... 583 00:27:40,306 --> 00:27:43,142 -Yeah, I get it. Yeah. -...for the first flight. 584 00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:46,437 I'm definitely not gonna make it to Aspen this year. 585 00:27:46,521 --> 00:27:49,774 It's too soon. I don't feel like going. 586 00:27:49,858 --> 00:27:52,777 I'm breastfeeding. I can't ski. 587 00:27:52,861 --> 00:27:56,489 I don't wanna be away from the baby and it's-- just feels too much. 588 00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:57,574 I get it. 589 00:27:57,657 --> 00:28:00,827 Um, I'm gonna finish my fitting. 590 00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:03,037 Alright, send me a picture of the suit. 591 00:28:03,121 --> 00:28:04,956 -[Kourtney] 'Kay. -Okay. You look great. 592 00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:07,083 -[Kourtney] Thank you. -[Kris] Like, wow. 593 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,128 [♪ "Just So Sweet" by Vanacore Music playing] 594 00:28:10,795 --> 00:28:12,213 ♪ This is where we set it off ♪ 595 00:28:12,297 --> 00:28:14,716 -♪ Now stop ♪ -♪ Three, two, one ♪ 596 00:28:15,466 --> 00:28:16,801 ♪ Bring in the drums ♪ 597 00:28:16,885 --> 00:28:18,928 ♪ We gon' turn up the fun ♪ 598 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:20,305 ♪ Dance with the queen ♪ 599 00:28:22,849 --> 00:28:23,933 ♪ Go get it ♪ 600 00:28:24,017 --> 00:28:26,060 ♪ Go, go, go get it ♪ 601 00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:27,520 ♪ Go get it ♪ 602 00:28:27,604 --> 00:28:30,231 ♪ Go, go, go get it, get it ♪ 603 00:28:30,315 --> 00:28:31,858 ♪ Go get it, get it ♪ 604 00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:33,818 ♪ So bad that it's just so sweet ♪ 605 00:28:33,902 --> 00:28:35,987 -[Khloé] Hi. -[Kim] Hey. 606 00:28:36,070 --> 00:28:38,698 I wasn't sure if I was actually gonna go on this trip 607 00:28:38,781 --> 00:28:41,534 'cause Kim is being a petty, little bitch. 608 00:28:41,618 --> 00:28:46,247 But I just didn't want Kim and her bad attitude 609 00:28:46,331 --> 00:28:49,042 and her negativity and bitchiness 610 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:53,463 to, like, take away this trip from me and the rest of my family 611 00:28:53,546 --> 00:28:55,298 and me hanging out with everybody else. 612 00:28:55,381 --> 00:28:56,591 [Kris] Good morning! 613 00:28:56,674 --> 00:29:00,511 [Kim] We're going to Aspen. Khloé's here. Life is good. 614 00:29:00,595 --> 00:29:04,682 I can't believe she showed up. I honestly can't believe Kylie showed up. 615 00:29:04,766 --> 00:29:06,267 [Kylie] I am very excited. 616 00:29:06,351 --> 00:29:08,394 I've been wanting to go to Aspen this year. 617 00:29:08,478 --> 00:29:11,564 I try to snowboard at least once a year 618 00:29:11,648 --> 00:29:15,985 and I'm just feeling blessed to be around family. 619 00:29:16,069 --> 00:29:17,862 -What's the holdup? -[Kim] Are we taking off soon? 620 00:29:17,946 --> 00:29:20,073 So, the Captain said there's gonna be about 621 00:29:20,156 --> 00:29:24,118 a 30-minute delay here on the ground, uh, because weather in Rifle. 622 00:29:24,202 --> 00:29:26,204 [airplane engine whirring] 623 00:29:35,171 --> 00:29:36,881 [Kendall] How far is Grand Junction from Aspen? 624 00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:38,800 -[Kris] It's a three-hour drive. -[Kylie] What? 625 00:29:38,883 --> 00:29:40,885 [captain] Two hours and 40 minutes. Yeah. Grand Junction-- 626 00:29:40,969 --> 00:29:43,471 [Kris] It's a, at least, a three-hour drive with the snow. 627 00:29:43,555 --> 00:29:45,265 -[captain] Yeah. -[Kylie] I don't think that's safe. 628 00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:46,766 I don't like to drive in the snow. 629 00:29:46,849 --> 00:29:48,309 -I don't. -[Kendall] I think we're gonna be 630 00:29:48,393 --> 00:29:50,853 -perfectly fine. The other only-- -Well, last time I was in Aspen, 631 00:29:50,937 --> 00:29:52,146 there were three crashes 632 00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:55,567 -just around on the streets. -We're gonna be fine. 633 00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:57,402 My assistant crashed, my security crashed. 634 00:29:57,485 --> 00:29:59,153 [Khloé] Okay, let's not talk about crashing. 635 00:29:59,237 --> 00:30:02,156 I'm just saying I don't wanna drive three hours in the snow. 636 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,661 Kylie's anxiety is kicking in and I totally understand. 637 00:30:06,744 --> 00:30:09,581 You know, there's a lot of moving pieces right now. 638 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,337 [airplane engine roaring] 639 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:20,884 [captain] I-I think the best bet is let me launch to Grand Junction 640 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:23,011 and let me see what that weather's looking like. 641 00:30:23,094 --> 00:30:25,263 -But on the way to Grand Junction-- -[Kris] You could call? 642 00:30:25,346 --> 00:30:28,016 [captain] I c-- I'll-I'll-I'll be checkin' it the whole-- just like I am now. 643 00:30:28,099 --> 00:30:30,351 [Kendall] But are you positive we could land at Grand Junction? 644 00:30:30,435 --> 00:30:32,562 -[captain] Oh, 100% right now, yeah. -[Kendall] Oh, okay, so then 645 00:30:32,645 --> 00:30:33,813 let's just go. 646 00:30:33,897 --> 00:30:36,149 I'm really good with flying. I am now. 647 00:30:36,232 --> 00:30:38,610 I wasn't in the past, a few years ago. 648 00:30:38,693 --> 00:30:40,111 I've gotten much better. 649 00:30:40,195 --> 00:30:44,449 But I am having a lot of anxiety. 650 00:30:49,621 --> 00:30:51,331 -[Khloé] Kylie, why would you say that? -[crosstalk] 651 00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:53,041 No, that's worse that you would put it out there. 652 00:30:58,087 --> 00:31:00,089 [Khloé] That's a terrible thing to say. 653 00:31:02,967 --> 00:31:04,969 Yes. You're not supposed to speak it into existence. 654 00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:09,265 I'm just not comfortable right now and I'm thinking about my kids. 655 00:31:09,349 --> 00:31:13,478 I'm maybe dramatic, but I feel like something isn't safe. 656 00:31:17,982 --> 00:31:20,568 [♪ dramatic music playing] 657 00:31:22,237 --> 00:31:24,113 [airplane engine roaring] 658 00:31:32,372 --> 00:31:33,998 [Kim] Everything's gonna be fine. 659 00:31:38,628 --> 00:31:40,672 [Khloé] I think someone should go tell the guy then. 660 00:31:40,755 --> 00:31:42,340 If Kylie needs to go, tell him. 661 00:31:44,092 --> 00:31:46,010 [Khloé] So, go tell him. I'm saying we're moving. 662 00:31:46,094 --> 00:31:49,556 The minute Kylie says, "Turn the plane around. I wanna get off," 663 00:31:49,639 --> 00:31:51,057 I know she's serious, 664 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,977 and I know the anxiety is overwhelming 665 00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:57,647 and I don't think anything is gonna change her mind 666 00:31:57,730 --> 00:32:00,900 because now she's really worried. 667 00:32:11,411 --> 00:32:14,956 I know Kylie since the day she was born 668 00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:18,501 and I'm not discrediting her panic. 669 00:32:18,585 --> 00:32:20,211 [Kris] Bye. 670 00:32:20,295 --> 00:32:23,423 -[Khloé] Ky, I love you. -[Kim] Feel better. 671 00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:25,633 [Kendall] I don't know why she does this, 672 00:32:25,717 --> 00:32:27,594 but it's also part of a pattern for her. 673 00:32:27,677 --> 00:32:29,846 She's done this many, many, many times. 674 00:32:33,641 --> 00:32:36,269 [Kendall] I think she just thinks she can get away with whatever. 675 00:32:36,352 --> 00:32:37,770 [airplane roaring] 676 00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:40,773 Ju-- I-I think you should just come with us. 677 00:32:40,857 --> 00:32:42,650 Nothing bad is gonna happen. 678 00:32:42,734 --> 00:32:44,152 [Kim] But it's always like this. 679 00:32:44,235 --> 00:32:46,905 Everyone always-- It's always [bleep] like this. 680 00:32:51,326 --> 00:32:55,371 I know the other girls are frustrated, but it's one of my babies. 681 00:32:55,455 --> 00:32:57,999 Of course, I'm gonna understand and not get mad at her. 682 00:32:58,082 --> 00:33:00,126 I wan-- I don't want her to feel anxious. 683 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:01,836 She's just saying-- Just-- 684 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:08,509 So, if you can find a ride here, it would be nice for you to join us. 685 00:33:08,593 --> 00:33:10,094 [Khloé] Why don't you just hang up the phone? 686 00:33:10,178 --> 00:33:11,930 She's not getting on. And let's just move on. 687 00:33:12,013 --> 00:33:13,806 -[Kris] Okay. Alright. -[Kim] And you're never getting 688 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:15,892 -your luggage back. -[laughter] 689 00:33:15,975 --> 00:33:18,186 [crosstalk] 690 00:33:18,269 --> 00:33:21,272 I'm gonna wear your clothes! I'm wearing your outfits! 691 00:33:21,356 --> 00:33:24,067 -[crosstalk] -I don't care. She can't get us now. 692 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:26,361 I hope you brought cute shit. 693 00:33:26,444 --> 00:33:28,488 -I get first dibs. -[Kim laughs] 694 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:30,365 [Khloé] What outfit am I gonna wear tonight? 695 00:33:30,448 --> 00:33:32,242 [Kris] Alright, we're gonna take off soon. 696 00:33:32,325 --> 00:33:34,369 Okay, bye. 697 00:33:34,452 --> 00:33:36,496 [Khloé] This is gonna be a great trip. 698 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:40,291 -[Kris] It is gonna be a great trip. -It is, that's what I just said. 699 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:43,044 [Kris] I just hope she'll figure it out, calm down, 700 00:33:43,127 --> 00:33:46,172 and change her mind, and join us in Aspen. 701 00:33:46,256 --> 00:33:49,217 [♪ dramatic music playing] 702 00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:58,184 [airplane engine roaring] 703 00:33:58,268 --> 00:34:02,063 [♪ upbeat music playing] 704 00:34:07,986 --> 00:34:10,822 [Kim] We made it to Aspen, minus one. 705 00:34:10,905 --> 00:34:13,992 It's, like, so ironic that we're like, "Kylie never shows up." 706 00:34:14,075 --> 00:34:16,995 Well... she technically didn't. 707 00:34:17,078 --> 00:34:18,162 So, all four of you will ride 708 00:34:18,246 --> 00:34:19,372 -on this vehicle. -Perfect. 709 00:34:19,455 --> 00:34:20,582 [Kim] She didn't follow through. 710 00:34:20,665 --> 00:34:22,625 But I still hope that Kylie shows up. 711 00:34:22,709 --> 00:34:23,918 Thank you. 712 00:34:26,045 --> 00:34:28,131 [Kris] Oh, my gosh, you guys. 713 00:34:28,214 --> 00:34:30,758 Kylie said, "Some of those outfits on the plane 714 00:34:30,842 --> 00:34:32,594 are my Paris stuff from designers." 715 00:34:32,677 --> 00:34:34,596 -Sorry. -"I just took some in case for Aspen, 716 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,514 -"so I know they were kidding... -Nope. 717 00:34:36,598 --> 00:34:38,600 "...but make sure no one actually wears anything 718 00:34:38,683 --> 00:34:40,476 "because I won't be able to get more outfits 719 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,604 -in time for Paris." -Let's go through it. 720 00:34:42,687 --> 00:34:43,730 I'm definitely gonna wear 721 00:34:43,813 --> 00:34:45,023 -and take pictures. -Let's sabotage. 722 00:34:45,106 --> 00:34:47,859 Let's undo the stitches, so when she puts it on, it unravels. 723 00:34:47,942 --> 00:34:50,195 -No, we are definitely wearing it. -Just kidding. 724 00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:52,864 -I'm-- How is that possible? Kidding. -[Kris] No, I know. 725 00:34:53,198 --> 00:34:57,368 I just really can't believe Kylie manages to get out of everything. 726 00:34:57,452 --> 00:34:59,913 -She always does. -[Kim] She always does. 727 00:34:59,996 --> 00:35:02,415 [Kris] I know the girls are upset and they're upset 728 00:35:02,498 --> 00:35:04,292 because they wanted to spend time with Kylie. 729 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:07,712 [Kendall] I definitely get really sad when she kind of bails on things like this, 730 00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:10,506 especially on this trip because she's my only snowboarding buddy. 731 00:35:10,590 --> 00:35:13,384 Everybody else skis, and we grew up doing it together, 732 00:35:13,468 --> 00:35:16,804 so a part of it, for sure, is sadness for me of just like, 733 00:35:16,888 --> 00:35:18,056 "Damn, I was excited." 734 00:35:18,139 --> 00:35:19,849 [Kris] I'm not throwing in the towel yet. 735 00:35:19,933 --> 00:35:24,354 I have much hope and many prayers going up that Kylie shows up in Aspen, 736 00:35:24,437 --> 00:35:28,691 she changes her mind, and she's gonna magically appear. 737 00:35:28,775 --> 00:35:31,736 [♪ "Elevation" by Gia Woods playing] 738 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,410 ♪ Call it some kinda mood swing ♪ 739 00:35:39,494 --> 00:35:42,872 Oh, my God. I love a log cabin. This is so good. 740 00:35:42,956 --> 00:35:44,582 Thank you. Thank you. 741 00:35:44,749 --> 00:35:47,919 How cute. Look like a big brown bear. 742 00:35:48,002 --> 00:35:49,295 [Kris] Hi, babe. 743 00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:51,506 -[Kim] Hi. -[car honks] 744 00:35:54,425 --> 00:35:56,094 How cute. 745 00:35:57,178 --> 00:35:58,388 [Kendall] What a chalet. 746 00:35:58,471 --> 00:35:59,847 [Khloé] That's what this is called? 747 00:35:59,931 --> 00:36:01,641 [Kendall] This is so amazing. Wow. 748 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:03,893 [Kim] This really is so cute. 749 00:36:04,269 --> 00:36:09,107 This house is like Ralph Lauren on crack and I am obsessed. 750 00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:11,693 -[Kendall] I love it. -I'm so happy. 751 00:36:12,193 --> 00:36:14,988 This house is stunning. 752 00:36:15,071 --> 00:36:17,282 It makes me feel warm and fuzzy. 753 00:36:17,365 --> 00:36:20,577 And there's somebody in the kitchen making dinner. 754 00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:22,370 I mean, pinch me. 755 00:36:22,453 --> 00:36:24,038 Khloé, do you want the master? 756 00:36:24,122 --> 00:36:27,667 No, Mom, I don't need the master. Ya silly goose. 757 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:31,170 -[Kim] This is cozy as can be. -This is cozy and cute. 758 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,427 -We don't really talk about them. -Sisters don't really do that. 759 00:36:37,510 --> 00:36:39,596 Once she starts on a schedule, it'll be right back up 760 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:42,140 in the annoying box in my brain. 761 00:36:42,223 --> 00:36:45,685 Well, speakin' of that, I gotta go eat 'cause I'm starving 762 00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:48,396 and figure out my room and unpack and do all that stuff. 763 00:36:48,479 --> 00:36:52,609 [Kim] I'm also like a laying in bed at night, TV kinda girl. 764 00:36:52,692 --> 00:36:56,362 -[Khloé] Uh, [bleep] me too. -[Kim] And this one doesn't have a TV. 765 00:36:56,654 --> 00:36:59,032 Let's see if Kylie's actually coming. 766 00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:01,409 [FaceTime ringing] 767 00:37:01,492 --> 00:37:03,536 She's 100% not gonna answer me. 768 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:07,123 This is a big bed, then there's more this way. 769 00:37:07,248 --> 00:37:10,293 -[FaceTime ringing] -[Kim] She didn't answer. 770 00:37:10,376 --> 00:37:12,629 Khlo, do you wanna share a room? 771 00:37:13,087 --> 00:37:17,175 -Share a room? -[♪ whimsical music playing] 772 00:37:17,258 --> 00:37:19,385 -I'm kidding, I'm kidding. -[Khloé] No, no, no. 773 00:37:19,469 --> 00:37:22,639 If that's what you wanna do, we could share a room and wrestle. 774 00:37:23,014 --> 00:37:26,893 So, there is something kind of great about laying in bed and watching TV. 775 00:37:26,976 --> 00:37:30,063 Keeks, I'm fine in the double bed as well. I don't care. 776 00:37:30,146 --> 00:37:32,357 I just wanna watch Gypsy Rose. 777 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,818 [Khloé] Let's eat! 778 00:37:36,486 --> 00:37:38,321 Hell yeah. 779 00:37:38,696 --> 00:37:40,365 A girl's hungry. 780 00:37:40,949 --> 00:37:42,325 [Kendall] Noodles. 781 00:37:42,992 --> 00:37:46,162 -[♪ upbeat music playing] -Cucumbers. 782 00:37:47,372 --> 00:37:50,375 Guys, can I tell you what tragically happened to me? 783 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:55,672 It's really hard for me... to grasp 784 00:37:55,755 --> 00:37:57,674 and it happened overnight. 785 00:37:58,925 --> 00:38:01,052 I cannot see. Like this? 786 00:38:01,135 --> 00:38:04,264 I used to look at everything here and now I have to go. 787 00:38:04,347 --> 00:38:06,724 -[Kris] Oh. -[Kim] And it's just happened overnight. 788 00:38:06,808 --> 00:38:09,978 -That's so annoying. -I think I can reverse this. 789 00:38:10,061 --> 00:38:12,689 -[Kendall chuckles] -No, I'm serious. 790 00:38:12,772 --> 00:38:14,691 -I'm gonna eat t-tons of carrots... -[Kendall] How so? 791 00:38:14,774 --> 00:38:17,068 ...and I'm gonna do red light therapy on my eyeballs 792 00:38:17,151 --> 00:38:18,528 and open my eyes. 793 00:38:19,988 --> 00:38:22,323 -Wait a minute. -I don't think that's smart. 794 00:38:22,407 --> 00:38:26,995 Who's gonna tell Kim that carrots don't fix your eyesight? 795 00:38:27,078 --> 00:38:30,790 It's called aging. She's getting a bit older. 796 00:38:30,874 --> 00:38:32,250 -[Kim] Wait a minute. -[Kendall] Hm? 797 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,960 Let's put on Kylie's clothes 798 00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:36,796 and post just to us and our close friends. 799 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,591 -She will die. She will literally-- -[Khloé] That's the point, Mom. 800 00:38:39,674 --> 00:38:42,343 -[Kim] Yeah, it's a joke. -It's not to make her not die. 801 00:38:42,427 --> 00:38:45,680 She's gonna be more upset. She said she's losing-- 802 00:38:45,763 --> 00:38:49,058 -She's having a really hard time and-- -Doing what? 803 00:38:49,142 --> 00:38:51,019 -[Kris] She felt unsafe. -[Khloé] So, you're gonna leave 804 00:38:51,102 --> 00:38:53,229 your whole family and let them die? 805 00:38:53,313 --> 00:38:54,939 [Kim] If you feel that unsafe, 806 00:38:55,023 --> 00:38:56,774 -you'll beg and plead and cry... -[Khloé] Right. 807 00:38:56,858 --> 00:39:00,153 -...for your family to get off the plane. -Why would she leave her mom, her sisters? 808 00:39:01,029 --> 00:39:04,449 But she's that worried for herself? 809 00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:07,994 If that's not a Leo, I can't tell you who is. 810 00:39:08,077 --> 00:39:10,413 We should at least sip and have a toast or somethin' 811 00:39:10,496 --> 00:39:12,207 -for th-those who made it. -[Khloé] Sure. 812 00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:14,584 We gotta pour somethin' out for those who didn't make it. 813 00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:15,752 -Cheers. -Amen. 814 00:39:15,835 --> 00:39:17,128 -¡Arriba... -[Corey Gamble] Cheers. 815 00:39:17,212 --> 00:39:21,132 ...abajo, al centro, al dentro! 816 00:39:21,925 --> 00:39:25,762 Kim, are you gonna yell at me if I FaceTime my daughter? 817 00:39:26,971 --> 00:39:29,265 -Is this a trick? -[Kendall] Why would she yell at you 818 00:39:29,349 --> 00:39:30,433 for FaceTiming your daughter? 819 00:39:30,516 --> 00:39:32,894 She doesn't like when I FaceTime my kids. 820 00:39:33,853 --> 00:39:36,523 We went to Allison's for dinner. 821 00:39:36,606 --> 00:39:37,774 -Well, it was her-- -No, no, no. 822 00:39:37,857 --> 00:39:40,485 This [bleep] bitch brings her child with her 823 00:39:40,568 --> 00:39:42,111 to Allison's birthday dinner. 824 00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:44,948 There was no kids at dinner, 825 00:39:45,031 --> 00:39:46,407 but I brought Saint because he was having 826 00:39:46,491 --> 00:39:48,701 a playdate with Dylan so that they could be busy and stay upstairs. 827 00:39:48,785 --> 00:39:50,495 [Khloé] And there was seven other kids there. 828 00:39:50,578 --> 00:39:52,914 And I'm sorry, I FaceTimed my daughter to say goodnight. 829 00:39:52,997 --> 00:39:54,999 And Kim cannot let it go. 830 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:59,295 That I can't go out without being attached to my kids. 831 00:39:59,379 --> 00:40:02,090 [mouthful] Live in the moment. We walk in the door. 832 00:40:02,173 --> 00:40:05,176 I-- She called when we were in the car. 833 00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:08,346 No, she said, "Can I see the house, where you are?" 834 00:40:08,429 --> 00:40:10,682 I was by the front entry. I wasn't in the party, 835 00:40:10,765 --> 00:40:11,975 -and Kim-- -[Kim] No, you walked-- 836 00:40:12,058 --> 00:40:14,143 It was walking down the stairs to the party. 837 00:40:14,227 --> 00:40:17,772 The two steps, and then I hung up and then everyone was there. 838 00:40:17,856 --> 00:40:19,691 I just said like, "Babe, live in the moment." 839 00:40:19,774 --> 00:40:21,860 And then we were sitting there and so, she's like, "We're--" 840 00:40:21,943 --> 00:40:23,152 We waited one hour 841 00:40:23,236 --> 00:40:25,113 -before we sat down. -I know, and she's like, "We're on-- 842 00:40:25,196 --> 00:40:26,447 I'm on a schedule here. I have to go." 843 00:40:26,531 --> 00:40:28,867 -No, what did you say first? -And I'm just like, "Stop, we're--" 844 00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:30,285 [Khloé] Kim, what did you say first? 845 00:40:30,368 --> 00:40:32,537 -Kim said, "Can we eat?" -[crosstalk] 846 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:34,038 She goes, "I'm starving. Can we eat?" 847 00:40:34,122 --> 00:40:37,208 And I go, "Yeah, you guys, we're on a schedule here." 848 00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:41,546 I am highly confused at what I'm being punished for here. 849 00:40:41,629 --> 00:40:43,673 Loving my kids too much? 850 00:40:43,756 --> 00:40:46,426 Saying goodnight to my kids? 851 00:40:46,509 --> 00:40:48,303 Them being on a schedule? 852 00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:51,014 I would love for someone to point out what the [bleep] 853 00:40:51,097 --> 00:40:54,809 am I doing that's so offensive and hurtful to her. 854 00:40:54,893 --> 00:40:58,146 No, it was a little bit more like, "I'm on a schedule here, I gotta go." 855 00:40:58,229 --> 00:40:59,522 You see-- 856 00:41:00,857 --> 00:41:02,525 I love you and I love a schedule, 857 00:41:02,609 --> 00:41:04,694 but you walk in somewhere and you're already ready to leave 858 00:41:04,777 --> 00:41:07,280 -or you're already talking about leaving. -No, no, no. I didn't bring that-- 859 00:41:07,363 --> 00:41:09,824 -How are you supposed to enjoy yourself... -But I didn't bring that up... 860 00:41:09,908 --> 00:41:11,993 -...in the present moment? -...until Kim said, "We've been here 861 00:41:12,076 --> 00:41:13,328 an hour. Are we gonna eat soon?" 862 00:41:13,411 --> 00:41:16,456 -I was helping the party planners-- -So, why is it okay if she does it? 863 00:41:16,539 --> 00:41:17,540 But I said-- 864 00:41:17,624 --> 00:41:19,834 [Kendall] That's different, being there an hour and haven't eaten, 865 00:41:19,918 --> 00:41:22,879 -that's different. -Right. So, I piggybacked off of that. 866 00:41:22,962 --> 00:41:24,589 So I go, "Yeah, guys, we have a schedule." 867 00:41:24,672 --> 00:41:26,549 Like, I was trying to make her not sound crazy. 868 00:41:26,633 --> 00:41:28,551 And then, one more time at the table you were like, "Let's go. 869 00:41:28,635 --> 00:41:30,845 -Are we gonna go?" -No, it was 9:30 and you said 870 00:41:30,929 --> 00:41:32,931 -we'd be home by 9:30. -[Kendall] Wanting to get the food out 871 00:41:33,014 --> 00:41:34,515 because you're hungry, if that's the case-- 872 00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:35,808 I don't have 24-hour care. 873 00:41:35,892 --> 00:41:37,310 -[crosstalk] -So, I had to tell my nannies 874 00:41:37,393 --> 00:41:39,437 how much longer they were gonna be there. 875 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,939 What are we even talking about? 876 00:41:41,022 --> 00:41:44,817 Do you hear the [bleep] conversation right now? 877 00:41:44,901 --> 00:41:47,695 Shoot me, someone, 'cause I committed a crime. 878 00:41:47,779 --> 00:41:49,030 Like, are we okay? 879 00:41:49,113 --> 00:41:51,407 I was just-- It's not to critique, it's just to say 880 00:41:51,491 --> 00:41:54,118 -I felt-- I just felt the energy-- -How is that not to critique? 881 00:41:54,202 --> 00:41:56,454 -The whole thing is a critique. -You never go out. I was so excited. 882 00:41:56,538 --> 00:41:58,039 She came to a lifers dinner. 883 00:41:58,122 --> 00:42:00,375 This is, like, they were so excited. 884 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:03,169 Kim was antisocial. I'm with all of her friends. 885 00:42:03,253 --> 00:42:04,921 Antisocial? I'm hanging out talking-- 886 00:42:05,004 --> 00:42:07,465 [Khloé] No, with your same lifers. I was with new people. 887 00:42:07,549 --> 00:42:09,968 I'm schmitzing, socializing. 888 00:42:10,051 --> 00:42:13,179 -I was as with the people as I could be. -And I am so proud of you. 889 00:42:13,263 --> 00:42:16,349 Kim's just trying to be a bitch right now and that's something Kim is so good at. 890 00:42:16,432 --> 00:42:20,144 Like, if she wants to hurt you, she will go for the jugular. 891 00:42:20,228 --> 00:42:21,896 And it still wasn't good enough for you. 892 00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:24,190 [♪ tense music playing] 893 00:42:29,904 --> 00:42:31,990 [Kim] I was just giving you tips along the way 894 00:42:32,073 --> 00:42:33,783 -that if you're out... -[Khloé] But why don't you 895 00:42:33,867 --> 00:42:35,827 -have to take the same tips? -...it doesn't have to be like, 896 00:42:35,910 --> 00:42:37,745 "I'm on a schedule. Let's go." 'Cause I didn't say that. 897 00:42:37,829 --> 00:42:39,914 I'd go, "I'm starved. Are we gonna start with the food? 898 00:42:39,998 --> 00:42:41,958 It's been an hour, probably an hour and a half." 899 00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:43,251 [Khloé] And right after the same-- 900 00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:46,212 -your sentence, I go, "Yeah." -[crosstalk] 901 00:42:46,296 --> 00:42:47,505 If what she's saying is true, 902 00:42:47,589 --> 00:42:49,048 -the sentiment is different. -[crosstalk] 903 00:42:49,132 --> 00:42:50,884 The sentiment is, "I'm hungry, let's get the food." 904 00:42:50,967 --> 00:42:52,385 I wish you were there to hear the sentiment 905 00:42:52,468 --> 00:42:54,220 'cause no one else felt that except for her. 906 00:42:54,304 --> 00:42:57,348 No, I just was telling you to live in the moment. 907 00:42:57,432 --> 00:42:59,809 Because, like she said, the sentiment was different. 908 00:42:59,893 --> 00:43:02,145 You're making up the [bleep] sentiment. 909 00:43:02,228 --> 00:43:05,899 No, that's what I'm saying is I think you're in denial. 910 00:43:05,982 --> 00:43:07,901 -About what? -About the sentiment. 911 00:43:07,984 --> 00:43:09,694 -Mom? -What? 912 00:43:09,777 --> 00:43:11,112 -[Khloé] Chill. -Oh. 913 00:43:11,196 --> 00:43:13,531 Sometimes you don't-- you-you hardly go out. 914 00:43:13,615 --> 00:43:16,576 So, when you do, you're just like, "I gotta get back. I gotta get back." 915 00:43:16,659 --> 00:43:18,328 I don't think you realize it. 916 00:43:18,411 --> 00:43:20,872 Everyone's saying they're hungry and you are more like, 917 00:43:20,955 --> 00:43:25,335 "Yep, I gotta go. I'm on a schedule. I-- Let's eat, so I can get outta here." 918 00:43:25,418 --> 00:43:28,713 That was more the energy, so I was just telling you, 919 00:43:28,796 --> 00:43:31,507 you might not realize it, let's live in the moment. 920 00:43:31,591 --> 00:43:32,842 I'm just wondering if you think 921 00:43:32,926 --> 00:43:34,844 -you live in the moment. -I do. You know, 922 00:43:34,928 --> 00:43:36,763 and-and if I don't always live in the moment, 923 00:43:36,846 --> 00:43:38,473 then that's something I have to work on. 924 00:43:38,556 --> 00:43:41,851 -I was just saying-- -Feel like you love nitpicking me 925 00:43:41,935 --> 00:43:44,312 and we did the exact same thing. 926 00:43:46,773 --> 00:43:49,108 But anyways, I'm gonna go FaceTime my daughter. 927 00:43:49,192 --> 00:43:50,401 I hope that's okay with you. 928 00:43:50,485 --> 00:43:53,738 And if not, can you tell me now so you don't tell me when I'm done? 929 00:43:53,821 --> 00:43:55,281 -Totally. -[Khloé] So, if it's not okay... 930 00:43:55,365 --> 00:43:56,991 -[Kim] No, no. I'd love you to. -...tell me now. 931 00:43:57,075 --> 00:43:59,702 -I'd love you to. -No, because I don't want you to tell me 932 00:43:59,786 --> 00:44:01,412 -later. -Cheers to True. 933 00:44:01,496 --> 00:44:03,122 Definitely not FaceTiming around you guys. 934 00:44:05,166 --> 00:44:09,379 So far, this trip is not getting off to such a great start. 935 00:44:09,462 --> 00:44:11,339 I should've left with Kylie. 936 00:44:11,422 --> 00:44:14,050 [♪ dramatic music playing] 937 00:44:14,425 --> 00:44:16,427 [Kim] Next on, The Kardashians... 938 00:44:16,511 --> 00:44:17,845 Woo! 939 00:44:17,929 --> 00:44:20,181 [Kendall] What a beautiful day. We got lucky, guys. 940 00:44:20,265 --> 00:44:22,850 [Khloé] "Serious injuries or death possible." 941 00:44:22,934 --> 00:44:24,936 [Kendall] Khloé, you can do it! 942 00:44:25,144 --> 00:44:26,145 [bleep]. 943 00:44:26,479 --> 00:44:28,648 Attention, Target shoppers. 944 00:44:28,731 --> 00:44:31,150 This is how you get me back to work. 945 00:44:31,442 --> 00:44:38,074 I am slowly crawling out of my blissful baby bubble. 946 00:44:38,157 --> 00:44:40,743 -Am I allowed to lay on here? -[employee] Sure. Go for it. 947 00:44:40,827 --> 00:44:42,579 -[all exclaim] -Oh, my gosh. 948 00:44:43,162 --> 00:44:45,790 -[True Thompson] [on phone] I love you! -I love you! 949 00:44:45,874 --> 00:44:47,375 -Here we go again. -Bye. 950 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:49,377 Just 'cause you don't wanna call your kids to say goodnight, 951 00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:50,879 -I'm gonna call mine. -I'm with my kids. 952 00:44:50,962 --> 00:44:52,255 [bleep] off. 953 00:44:52,338 --> 00:44:54,382 [Kris] I wanted to tell you guys something. 954 00:44:54,465 --> 00:44:58,219 I had my scan and this just makes me really emotional, 955 00:44:58,303 --> 00:45:00,722 but they found something. 956 00:45:02,348 --> 00:45:05,310 [♪ soft music playing] 957 00:45:44,390 --> 00:45:46,392 [♪ music fades out] 958 00:45:46,476 --> 00:45:49,896 My family is super competitive, I think, year-round, 959 00:45:49,979 --> 00:45:53,399 but Christmastime is a whole other type of 960 00:45:53,483 --> 00:45:55,902 competitive nature that no one's really ever seen. 961 00:45:55,985 --> 00:45:58,321 Like, "Who decorated your house?" "Well, who decorated your--" 962 00:45:58,404 --> 00:46:01,115 Like, we all need a little intel and like, "Oh, okay," 963 00:46:01,199 --> 00:46:02,242 and act like we don't care. 964 00:46:02,325 --> 00:46:04,994 And then we're, like, in the car immediately calling that person, 965 00:46:05,078 --> 00:46:06,871 "Get over here and fix my [bleep] lights." 966 00:46:06,955 --> 00:46:08,623 Like, it gets dark. 967 00:46:08,706 --> 00:46:12,752 And if I go to someone's house and I see something, I'm like, "Okay." 968 00:46:12,835 --> 00:46:14,337 And then I get it the next day and I add it 969 00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,923 and I act like it was always there. 970 00:46:19,926 --> 00:46:21,886 [bell tolls]