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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Khloé Kardashian]
<i>Previously on</i> The Kardashians...

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- [camera clicking]
- [Alessandro Morelli] Beautiful.

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Hey, Mom, are you sad
that you'll never be pregnant again?

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Don't make me cry.

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Pregnancy was
my most beautiful experience,

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especially my first one, my little pepper.

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So, you know I'm leaving
to go to Aspen with your aunties.

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- Lovie!
- Lovie.

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You have the world at your fingertips,

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but you're just, like,
fine in Hidden Hills.

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Your kids rule your life.

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I don't even wanna go
on this [bleep] trip with you

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'cause all you're gonna do is pick on me.

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- What's the holdup?
- [Kim Kardashian] Are we taking off soon?

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So, the captain said
there's weather in Rifle.

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I'm maybe dramatic,
but I feel like something isn't safe.

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[Kendall Jenner]
<i>I know Kylie since the day she was born.</i>

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I don't know why she does this.

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Sometimes you hardly go out,
so when you do, you're just like,

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"I gotta get back. I gotta get back."

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I don't think you realize it.

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[Khloé]
<i>If this is, like,</i>

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<i>the start of what
the Aspen trip's gonna be like,</i>

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I don't wanna [bleep] be involved.

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[♪ dramatic theme music playing]

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Kim]
<i>Let's go, party peeps.</i>

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- [Kris Jenner] I can get in the back.
- [Khloé] I can get in the back.

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<i>♪ Live it up, live it up ♪</i>

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[Kris]
Let me see your look. You're so cute.

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[Khloé]
No, she's very cute.

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- I'm very dressed up.
- [Khloé] She's like a Russian princess.

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[Kris] No, I love it.
Oh, my God. Stop it.

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I'm so excited for sushi.

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[Kris]
<i>We're having dinner tonight</i>

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at one of my favorite
restaurants in Aspen,

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and anywhere, by the way.
Owned by Nobu.

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Can't see.
[laughs]

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Probably for the best.

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You look like, uh--

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[Khloé]
<i>Pamela Anderson?</i>

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No, you look like
a <i>Sesame Street</i> character or something.

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- Snuffleupagus?
- I don't know.

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[Khloé]
<i>Snuffleupagus was my favorite one.</i>

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- [Kris] <i>Snuffleupagus?</i>
- [Khloé] <i>Snuffleupagus was cute.</i>

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I'm fine with that.
I think Muppets are cute.

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♪

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So far, this trip has not
been off to the best start.

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I'm gonna FaceTime my daughter.
I hope that's okay with you.

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I was just telling you.
Let's live in the moment.

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I'm just wondering if you think
you live in the moment.

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Hi.

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[Khloé]
<i>I have high hopes for dinner</i>

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'cause it... can't get
any more annoying than it is now.

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[Kris]
Cheers.

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So, I think since we're all probably
gonna be up early regardless...

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- [Kris] Yeah.
- [Kendall] ...I think we should get out

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- by 9:30.
- [Khloé] Should we call Kylie and see

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- if she's coming?
- [Kim] Yeah, you should.

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She has FOMO one way or another.

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- [FaceTime ringing]
- Two days of your life

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and you couldn't
come be on a family trip?

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[Khloé] Um, just saying hi.
How are you feeling?

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You know what?
We've been there.

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[Kylie Jenner]
<i>I tried to get another flight,</i>

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but I guess all flights
are having problems and delays

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and cancellations
because there's a storm coming.

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[Khloé]
I love you.

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[Kylie] <i>It is rare that we all
get together, so I'm-I'm really upset</i>

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that this trip is just not
gonna work out for me this time.

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Okay. Love you. Bye.

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[sings]
<i>♪ Oh, I knew she wasn't coming ♪</i>

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[laughs]

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The new single by Khloé Kardashian.

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[Khloé] But you guys,
if anyone ever thought she really--

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Like, how you were like,
"She's really gonna come."

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[Kendall] <i>I mean, I don't think
we ever really needed to confirm</i>

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Kylie wasn't coming.
I knew.

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I h-- I had the confirmation
the second she walked off the plane.

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There was no way she was coming.

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This is our albacore tataki with truffle.

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- [Khloé] Delish. Thank you.
- [server] You're welcome.

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I wish we could watch Gypsy together,
but I've already started it.

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[Kim]
I'm meeting her on Wednesday.

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- You're-- What? That escalated.
- [crosstalk]

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Mom and Kendall said,
"Isn't-- Wasn't she trying to meet you?"

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[Kim]
A couple years ago,

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- I s-- did a rating of things...
- Oh, come on.

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[Kim] ...that I was really into--

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You know, she just probably
texts her right now and said,

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-"Can we meet you on Wednesday?"
-"Can I meet you on Wednesday?"

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[Kim] No, it's--
she has to get her parole officer.

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It's a whole thing.
So hopefully, her parole officer approves.

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<i>Gypsy Rose Blanchard
was just released from prison</i>

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<i>for being involved
in the murder of her mother.</i>

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<i>She reached out to me on social media.</i>

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She's expressed wanting
to get into prison reform,

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and I think that with what
she's learned being in prison herself,

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I just think there's
such an opportunity for her

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to use her platform
in a, in a really important way.

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- [FaceTime ringing]
- So, it's just all really fascinating.

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[Khloé]
Okay, well, let me say goodnight to True.

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- [Kim] In prison, you go to--
- Hi. I love you.

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[True Thompson] [over phone]
<i>Uh, where are you?</i>

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[Khloé]
I'm at a restaurant.

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[True]
<i>Uh, why do you look so funny?</i>

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I look funny?
I'm wearing a furry hat.

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[Kim]
<i>Here we go again.</i>

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She just is so stuck on
what's going on at home

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<i>that she can't have a good time.</i>

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<i>We don't get to do this
very often anymore.</i>

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It's, like, really rare that
we go on these family vacations

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and I just want Khloé to just, like,
enjoy the dinner, enjoy the moment.

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Be present with us.

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[True babbles]

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[Khloé gasps]

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- Khloé, we're--
- [Khloé] Baby!

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[Kris] <i>Okay, Khloé, I love you
and I'm not gonna take sides,</i>

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but Kim's got a point.

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'Kay, mwah.

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Get off your phone.
We're right here.

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- [True] <i>I love you.</i>
- [Khloé] I love you!

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[laughs]
Who's so cute?

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- Bye. See ya. Gotta go. Bye.
- [Corey laughs]

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It's-- Just 'cause you don't wanna call
your kids to say goodnight,

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- I wanna call mine.
- I'm with my kids.

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We're at dinner.
Come on.

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Wait, I'm supposed to be more present,

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<i>but Kim hasn't looked up
from her phone the entire dinner?</i>

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<i>Okay, I'll be more present.</i>

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I love you. Call your dada, okay?
Mwah. Oh. Hung up.

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What?

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- We need you in this conversation.
- [bleep] off. Okay?

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<i>This is why I don't like
to leave the gates</i>

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because I just feel like
I get attacked every [bleep] second.

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Get off my [bleep] [bleep] immediately.

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[Kendall] Wait, what do you
think of this alien situation

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at that Miami mall?

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- [Kris] Oh, my God, I heard about it.
- The Miami thing was fully real.

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- I think it's real.
- [Kendall] I think so too.

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[♪ eerie music playing]

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- Obviously, that was 100% real.
- No way--

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But why--
Where are all the video?

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- No way 200 cop cars--
- Mom, are you kidding me?

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They have technology
that wipes it all out.

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[♪ dramatic sting]

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- Rob.
- [Rob Kardashian] [over phone] <i>Yo.</i>

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Kendall and I are talking
about the Miami mall situation.

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Kris Jenner's over here like,
"There was a fireworks and a mall fight."

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[Rob] <i>I just don't force people
to believe what's actually happening.</i>

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- [Khloé] So, Mom--
- Rob, for the record,

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I do believe in aliens.

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[Khloé]
<i>I love conspiracy theories.</i>

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I don't have to believe them all,
but I [bleep] love them all.

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<i>And my brother is right there with me.</i>

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[Rob]
<i>There's literally seven species of aliens</i>

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<i>and there's good aliens and bad aliens.</i>

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There's more than that, Rob.

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[♪ dramatic sting]

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[Rob]
<i>There's more than that for sure, Corey.</i>

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I definitely think Corey
is an alien, by the way.

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I've already told Corey that.

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<i>Corey, for sure, is an alien.</i>

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Well, no.

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Well, no. But yes.

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[Kendall]
Why do you think Corey's an alien?

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'Cause Corey's known way too much...

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[Kris] I'm not stupid.
I'm on your team.

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No.

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There's UFOs on etchings in caves.

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Okay. Just a question.

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[Rob] <i>They've literally been
here since, like, the '40s.</i>

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Centuries, Rob. Centuries.

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No.

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'Member those, you guys?
This mochi.

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[Kim]
Never been a mochi girl myself.

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- [Kris] Really?
- It tastes like I'm eating a dead body.

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- Like, chewing the skin.
- [Khloé laughs]

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Khloé]
Thank you guys so much!

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- It was delicious.
- [Kim] Thank you!

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[Khloé]
I'll get in the back. [indistinct].

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That was delicious.

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Delicious. And now you
have 10 minutes left with me.

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Make 'em count.

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[♪ bold pop music playing]

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<i>♪ Don't go killin' my vibe,
don't go killin' my vibe ♪</i>

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I'm still on maternity leave.

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- I'm just popping in for like--
- [Simon Huck] You look so good.

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For like an hour.

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Today, we are launching Lemme in Target.

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- Hi. How are you?
- [crosstalk]

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Nice to meet you.
Sorry I'm late.

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I'm on my baby's breastfeeding schedule.

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- This is your Lemme section.
- How exciting!

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- So cute.
- [Simon] So cute.

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This is my first day back at work.

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Does it feel good to be
in hair and makeup or you didn't miss it?

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I did glam for Christmas Eve.
That's the only time.

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- [Simon] Okay.
- And then, no, it was nice.

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And I had the baby
for, like, half of glam

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and then Travis took over.

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I am slowly crawling out

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of my blissful baby bubble.

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I love being at home
right now with my baby,

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going on walks, living in pajamas.

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It's been a vibe.

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- I'm not, like, ready to be...
- [Simon] Right.

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...like, working, but I was like--

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- No, I-I know.
- But Target,

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and 10 minutes away from the house,
and coming for an hour,

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- that I can manage. Yeah.
- This is approved. Yeah.

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- [mic scraping]
- Oh, my boobs are, like,

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tingling and itching.

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The breastfeeding.
I don't know.

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Do you wanna walk Kourtney
through what we're doing today?

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[social media manager]
Yes, so, the first one is your interview.

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[Simon]
Oh, okay. Amazing.

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- Should I be sitting in the shopping cart?
- [crew laughs]

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- For the interview?
- [Simon] You know, actually, yes.

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Hi.

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[Simon] Can you see the "Lemme"?
I'm gonna move her a little.

225
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To any of the shoppers, hi.
I'm like, "Hi."

226
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Testing. Testing.

227
00:09:51,696 --> 00:09:53,406
What is the craziest thing

228
00:09:53,406 --> 00:09:56,159
you've been craving post-pregnancy?

229
00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:58,661
So, like, a naughty thing
that I was craving...

230
00:09:58,661 --> 00:10:00,371
- Naughty.
- ...was Ritz Bits.

231
00:10:00,371 --> 00:10:02,874
Had to eat, like, a pack of them a day.

232
00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,543
Ritz Bits, if you're out there,
we deserve a package.

233
00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:08,046
- [laughs]
- Okay. You only have 10 minutes

234
00:10:08,046 --> 00:10:09,130
inside the store.

235
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,342
What are the three items
you're buying besides Lemme?

236
00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:15,178
- Ritz Bits.
- [laughter]

237
00:10:15,178 --> 00:10:17,472
Micellar water.
Is that how you say it?

238
00:10:17,472 --> 00:10:19,140
- [Simon] Mm-hmm.
- [Liz Muller] That's a good one.

239
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,558
[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
A baby item.

240
00:10:20,558 --> 00:10:23,019
Like, right now
I need a sleep positioner.

241
00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:26,856
What's a crazy fact
about you that I don't know?

242
00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:29,776
I was stung by a scorpion.
Did you know that?

243
00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:31,903
- No. When?
- [Kourtney] In college.

244
00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:35,698
I was cleaning my bikini bottom
that was hanging in my shower

245
00:10:35,698 --> 00:10:40,703
and a scorpion was in there and it stung
my finger and it was traumatizing.

246
00:10:40,703 --> 00:10:42,789
I had to go to the hospital.

247
00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:47,168
And if you're allergic to a scorpion,
they inject you with goat's blood.

248
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,170
- Wow. That's a wrap.
- [cameraperson] Yeah.

249
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,589
I may have to hit
the sleep positioner aisle

250
00:10:51,589 --> 00:10:53,508
- on my way out.
- [Liz] Wait. Can we get a picture of you

251
00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,593
- with the cart, like, pushing it?
- Pushing it, yes.

252
00:10:55,593 --> 00:10:57,387
Oh, yeah, of course.
It would be my honor.

253
00:10:57,971 --> 00:11:00,890
- [photographer] Floor it.
- [Liz] Give us some energy, Simon.

254
00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:04,602
- [laughter]
- [Kourtney] Oh, my God.

255
00:11:04,978 --> 00:11:07,063
Oh, I'm sorry.

256
00:11:07,063 --> 00:11:09,399
- [Kourtney laughs]
- Happy shopping.

257
00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:11,526
Oh, my gosh.
We almost crashed into someone.

258
00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:12,902
[Simon]
Yeah, we almost hit a woman.

259
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,614
Don't hit the, don't hit the guy.

260
00:11:16,614 --> 00:11:18,616
[Simon]
Sorry. We're stopping over here.

261
00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:20,827
[Kourtney]
You guys should do the same thing.

262
00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:23,121
[all laughing]

263
00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:25,707
[Simon]
He's still going.

264
00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:28,835
This is how you get me back to work.

265
00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:31,880
<i>The only way I'm ever
gonna shop at Target again</i>

266
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,716
is with Simon pushing me around the store.

267
00:11:34,716 --> 00:11:38,052
My heels are stuck in the little holes.

268
00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:40,722
- Do you-- Are they loose?
- I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

269
00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:44,017
- Simon, you might have to carry me out.
- [Simon] I can just lift you.

270
00:11:44,017 --> 00:11:46,769
[laughing]
Okay.

271
00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:49,856
Attention, Target shoppers.

272
00:11:51,191 --> 00:11:55,486
Lemme is available in stores nationwide.

273
00:11:55,778 --> 00:11:58,406
- There's, like, no one around.
- [all laughing]

274
00:11:59,782 --> 00:12:01,618
I love therapy.

275
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,331
Retail therapy. Oh, wait.
Is the wink supposed to be at the end?

276
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:08,791
- Wink's after...
- Okay.

277
00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:10,710
Retail therapy.

278
00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:14,380
This lady is videoing me over there.

279
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,966
- I see you videoing.
- [laughter]

280
00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,676
I don't know, guys.

281
00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:21,012
[photographer]
Look at me. Okay.

282
00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,889
[laughter]

283
00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:24,307
- [Liz] This was amazing.
- [Simon] I know.

284
00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:25,725
Like, I'm late to the party here.

285
00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:27,769
Am I allowed to lay on here?

286
00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:29,729
- [employee] Sure. Go for it.
- Okay.

287
00:12:29,729 --> 00:12:33,066
Am I gonna be the first person
to ever lay on here?

288
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:35,318
[Kourtney]
You did?

289
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:37,111
- [Kourtney] Oh.
- [Simon] Oh.

290
00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:39,364
Can we hold the glow?
Is there a Glow?

291
00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:42,408
Can we have you laying so where
you can, like, put your heels up, like--

292
00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:44,410
- Or-- I love that. Great.
- [all laugh]

293
00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:47,497
Make it work.
Look like you're stoked.

294
00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:49,874
Just lay down the... thing.

295
00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:52,043
- [team] Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

296
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:54,128
- Did you do that?
- I didn't do that.

297
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:58,633
- [customer] Go Lemme! [cheering]
- Woo! Yeah!

298
00:12:59,384 --> 00:13:01,803
- She should get some free Lemme.
- [Simon] Yeah.

299
00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:04,138
[Kourtney]
Yeah.

300
00:13:06,391 --> 00:13:07,392
[Kourtney]
Yeah.

301
00:13:07,392 --> 00:13:09,435
Thanks, team.
We've had so much fun today.

302
00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:10,979
Can't wait to see what's next.

303
00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:13,273
- [Simon] Perfection.
- So good.

304
00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:16,776
[Kourtney]
Oh, you're welcome!

305
00:13:18,611 --> 00:13:19,737
Thank you. Bye, guys.

306
00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:26,828
[♪ bright music playing]

307
00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:29,956
<i>♪ Woke up this morning,
brighter day, brighter day ♪</i>

308
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:32,458
<i>♪ You can see me smile from a mile away ♪</i>

309
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:35,879
<i>♪ Yeah, see my girl, see my girl ♪</i>

310
00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:40,383
<i>♪ See my girl, see my girl, see my girl ♪</i>

311
00:13:42,844 --> 00:13:43,845
Hi. Good morning.

312
00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:47,974
[Kim]
I'll have a pancake.

313
00:13:49,893 --> 00:13:50,894
Banana.

314
00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:54,314
- Hell yeah.
- [FaceTime ringing]

315
00:13:56,816 --> 00:13:58,568
[True] [over phone]
<i>Hi, Mommy.</i>

316
00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:00,278
[Khloé]
Hi!

317
00:14:01,863 --> 00:14:03,281
No one's here.

318
00:14:03,615 --> 00:14:05,533
Who's going to school?

319
00:14:07,535 --> 00:14:08,953
It's just annoying.

320
00:14:08,953 --> 00:14:11,998
[Khloé]
Oh, my gosh. Is Derek driving you?

321
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,209
[True]
<i>No, Taylor.</i>

322
00:14:14,209 --> 00:14:16,920
Oh, phew. I was gonna say,
at least someone's driving.

323
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,255
'Cause you're too young to drive.

324
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:22,634
Okay. I love you.
Have a great day of school.

325
00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:24,719
<i>- Goodbye.</i>
- [Khloé] Bye-bye.

326
00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:30,141
- You okay? Did that trigger you?
- Why would that trigger me?

327
00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:32,810
[Khloé] 'Cause you're the one always
wanting to say I put my kids first.

328
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,647
I spend too much time with them.
I never leave the house, da-da.

329
00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:38,483
We have a very short amount of time
that they even wanna be with us.

330
00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:41,861
I am not saying anything
about not being present for your kids.

331
00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:43,279
[Khloé]
I never said that,

332
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:46,658
but it makes me happy
to be there every night with them.

333
00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,953
As it should.
There's nothing wrong with that.

334
00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:51,663
I think you're misunderstanding

335
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:53,915
when I just said you're
not present when you go out.

336
00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:58,127
What Kim is saying is true, yeah.
I do FaceTime my kids.

337
00:14:58,127 --> 00:14:59,837
I-I mean, I'm laughing 'cause I'm like,

338
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:04,133
th-this is what you're
complaining to me about? Okay.

339
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:07,637
<i>My thing is,
how does this affect you?</i>

340
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:10,348
You do you and I'll do me.

341
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:12,183
[Kendall]
Good morning.

342
00:15:12,183 --> 00:15:14,686
Hi. Oh, my gosh,
I brought that outfit too.

343
00:15:14,686 --> 00:15:16,980
- Hey.
- I feel like everyone in the family

344
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,649
makes fun of me for being
so strict with the schedules

345
00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:22,735
and, like, they have to eat here
or they take a bath. They do--

346
00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:24,279
Like, I am like that.

347
00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:26,614
But my kids know when they're gonna eat

348
00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,741
because it's the same time every day.

349
00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:32,537
It's just, like, with 12 kids on vacation,

350
00:15:32,537 --> 00:15:36,624
it's really hard to stay
on schedule and be exact.

351
00:15:36,624 --> 00:15:39,043
So, if dinner's supposed
to be at 6:00 and it's 6:02

352
00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:41,212
and we're just getting
in the car just to drive there--

353
00:15:41,212 --> 00:15:44,215
Kim, I've never cared
about a schedule like that.

354
00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:46,634
[Kim] You might not realize it,
but that was, like,

355
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,219
- The Bahamas.
- The Bahamas? When my daughter

356
00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:50,221
was under one years old?
Yeah.

357
00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:52,849
But we were gonna be
less than 10 minutes late.

358
00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:55,268
And it was like,
"I'm going by myself."

359
00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,854
I just said, "Okay, I'm gonna meet
you guys there. Just meet me there."

360
00:15:57,854 --> 00:15:59,105
And then I still get clowned

361
00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:01,566
- because I wanna just leave on my own?
- No, it's a little bit more,

362
00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:02,692
like, frantic.

363
00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:05,028
[Khloé] <i>This Bahamas trip
that Kim's talking about</i>

364
00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:07,864
was five years ago.

365
00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:11,242
Is there anything else
you need to say to me about this?

366
00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:14,204
And we were like,
"Khloé, everything's gonna be okay."

367
00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:15,663
But I know my kids.

368
00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:17,957
Like, I'm not trying to tell
you guys what to do with yours.

369
00:16:17,957 --> 00:16:20,251
If you guys don't want schedules,
don't have a [bleep] schedule.

370
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,253
If you do want them,
have a [bleep] schedule.

371
00:16:22,253 --> 00:16:24,839
- I just do what I think is best.
- [Kim] I do have a schedule.

372
00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:27,300
But then why does everyone
clown me about mine?

373
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,718
We're still talking about this?

374
00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:30,220
- Yes.
- [Kim] Yeah.

375
00:16:33,806 --> 00:16:35,725
[♪ bold pop music playing]

376
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:40,688
I think just, sometimes, it's just--
We can chill. Ya know?

377
00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:44,108
Like, we're in The Bahamas,
so it was more just, like, that energy.

378
00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,444
[Khloé]
Just, I don't mind. It's all good.

379
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:49,280
- But that was also years ago.
- [Khloé inhales deeply]

380
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,992
Well, yeah, you're the one
that brought up that specific memory.

381
00:16:52,992 --> 00:16:55,161
It's not that I don't want her
to speak to her kids,

382
00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:58,957
it's just the times that she's choosing
to always take away from us.

383
00:16:58,957 --> 00:17:01,042
It just seems like
every time we're together,

384
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:04,462
she has to take away
that time to talk to the kids.

385
00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:06,256
And that's what's just so annoying.

386
00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:10,385
Like, thank God she can't sit
and FaceTime her kids while we're skiing.

387
00:17:10,385 --> 00:17:13,263
What time are we supposed
to be dressed, like, and ready?

388
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,848
[Kendall] Instructors are ready at 10:00,
which is in 30 minutes.

389
00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:18,142
So, whenever you guys
are ready, I'm ready to go.

390
00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,061
[Kim]
Thank you so much for breakfast.

391
00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:23,147
[♪ upbeat music playing]

392
00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:29,571
Hi.

393
00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:32,156
[Kris] You look good.
Are those ski pants?

394
00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:35,493
[Kim] Yeah. This is Victoria Beckham's
ski outfit from the '90s.

395
00:17:35,493 --> 00:17:36,995
[Kris]
That's from the '90s?

396
00:17:36,995 --> 00:17:39,455
[Kim]
Yeah. I hope it's still insulated.

397
00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:41,666
Is the jacket Victoria Beckham?

398
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,167
No, they're both Chanel.

399
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:46,462
- Okay, 'cause you said Victoria Beckham.
- Victoria Beckham wore in the '90s

400
00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:47,755
<i>- to go skiing.</i>
- [Kris] <i>Oh!</i>

401
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:50,133
[Kim]
<i>And she is my skiing inspo for this trip.</i>

402
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,927
My knee's [bleep] though,
so I'm not gonna get a knee surgery

403
00:17:52,927 --> 00:17:54,888
- off of this trip, guys.
- [Kris] Kendall would probably--

404
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:57,098
- [Kendall] Your knee's [bleep]?
- [bleep].

405
00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:59,267
No, you said,
"My knee's [bleep] [bleep]."

406
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:00,435
That's what you said.

407
00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:04,230
I am not gonna ski today
because I don't wanna break anything.

408
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:07,150
I am, like, one of the smart ones.

409
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,443
You guys be careful.

410
00:18:08,443 --> 00:18:10,653
<i>I hope I'm healthy forever,</i>

411
00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:13,114
but if I was to injure myself,

412
00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:15,074
it would take a long time to recover

413
00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:16,993
and I don't have that kinda time.

414
00:18:16,993 --> 00:18:18,536
- Bye.
- [Kris] Okay, I'll see you in a while.

415
00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:19,829
- [Kim] Toodles.
- [Kendall] Toodles.

416
00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:21,122
[Kris]
<i>Break a leg.</i>

417
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:25,585
[♪ "La Da Di Da"
by Vanacore Music playing]

418
00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:26,878
[Khloé]
<i>You guys, I'm so annoying.</i>

419
00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:28,171
I might have to pee
one more time.

420
00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:29,797
- [Kendall] Oh, no, I have to pee.
- That's fine.

421
00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:32,675
Okay. I thought everyone was gonna
yell at me, so I feel good about this.

422
00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:34,552
♪

423
00:18:34,928 --> 00:18:37,639
<i>♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪</i>

424
00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,224
<i>♪ Move your body like that ♪</i>

425
00:18:39,224 --> 00:18:41,309
- [Kim] Hi, how are you?
- [greeting each other]

426
00:18:41,309 --> 00:18:43,228
- Hi, I'm Kim.
- Kim, I'm Hershey.

427
00:18:43,228 --> 00:18:45,021
- I'll be with you.
- So nice to meet you.

428
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,940
[Hershey]
And we have your skis right here.

429
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,733
- [Khloé] Bougie.
- [Hershey] Yeah.

430
00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:51,277
[Khloé]
Not like when I was a kid. Okay.

431
00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:52,820
[Kendall]
Maybe let's wait for Khloé.

432
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,239
[Khloé]
I'm right here!

433
00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:55,949
- Y'all have a good one.
- [Kendall] Thank you.

434
00:18:55,949 --> 00:18:57,534
[Kim]
Comin' down.

435
00:18:57,534 --> 00:18:59,369
[Hershey]
Well, happy to be out here with--

436
00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:00,662
[Kendall]
What a beautiful day.

437
00:19:00,662 --> 00:19:02,580
[Kim]
<i>What a beautiful day. I was worried.</i>

438
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,873
[Kendall]
<i>We got lucky, guys.</i>

439
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:04,958
[Corey/Kim]
<i>Yeah.</i>

440
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:07,252
- [Kendall] Ooh, I'm excited!
- [Kim] Me too.

441
00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:08,545
[camera clicks]

442
00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,595
[Khloé]
<i>It is so</i> [bleep] <i>nice out here.</i>

443
00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:19,681
[Hershey]
Alright, Koko, are you ready?

444
00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:20,932
- [Khloé] Yeah.
- [Kendall] I'm ready.

445
00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:22,684
- [Hershey] We good, guys?
- [Kim] Alright, let's go.

446
00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:24,602
[Khloé] We're just doing
an easy one to start, right?

447
00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:25,687
- [Hershey] Yeah.
- [Khloé] 'Kay.

448
00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:27,313
[Hershey]
<i>It's just like riding a bike.</i>

449
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:28,731
- [Khloé] <i>Okay.</i>
- [Hershey laughs]

450
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:30,358
<i>Let's try it.</i>

451
00:19:30,358 --> 00:19:33,444
[♪ "Von dutch"
by Charli XCX playing]

452
00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:36,906
<i>♪ I get money, you get mad
because the bank shut ♪</i>

453
00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:40,618
<i>♪ Yeah, I know your
little secret, put your hands up ♪</i>

454
00:19:40,618 --> 00:19:43,788
<i>♪ It's so obvious,
I'm your number one ♪</i>

455
00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:44,873
[Kendall]
Woo!

456
00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:46,291
<i>We are having so much fun.</i>

457
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:49,335
The mountain just got kind of dumped on,
so the snow is perfect.

458
00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:51,212
<i>We've gotten, like, the first day of sun,</i>

459
00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:53,047
<i>so it's beautiful, it's not too cold.</i>

460
00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:56,217
And this couldn't be
a more perfect day of snowboarding.

461
00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:59,095
- [squeals] Yay! How fun is that?!
- [Khloé] So fun!

462
00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:01,764
<i>♪ It's okay to just admit
that you're jealous of me ♪</i>

463
00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:04,309
I am having the best time.

464
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:05,393
Ah!

465
00:20:05,393 --> 00:20:08,813
<i>I'm obviously a little rusty,
but I feel good being out here.</i>

466
00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:12,984
I love being with my sisters and Corey,
and we're just having fun.

467
00:20:12,984 --> 00:20:14,986
[Kim]
I'll slowly go through your legs.

468
00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:18,907
- [Khloé] Okay, I'll keep 'em open. Woo!
- [Kim] Woo, did it!

469
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,534
<i>Nothing is better
than skiing with your sisters.</i>

470
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,244
We're having such a good time.

471
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:24,412
[Kendall]
Woo!

472
00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:27,874
The only thing missing
is I wish Kourtney and Kylie were here.

473
00:20:27,874 --> 00:20:30,168
I even wish my mom came on the slopes.

474
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:31,252
[Kendall]
Woo!

475
00:20:31,252 --> 00:20:33,588
I wish my mom was out with us
'cause I know she loves skiing,

476
00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:37,091
but I'm sure she's keeping herself
busy at home doing something.

477
00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:40,678
[air blows]

478
00:20:41,888 --> 00:20:44,307
- [air blows]
- [Kris inhales]

479
00:20:44,307 --> 00:20:46,935
Ooh. [exhales] That's nice.

480
00:20:46,935 --> 00:20:49,020
[air blowing]

481
00:20:54,234 --> 00:20:57,320
This cabin is so delicious.

482
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,281
I really want to enjoy it.
This is my day.

483
00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:03,117
Oh, hi, you little cutie.

484
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,829
[whispers]
A little creepy. [growls]

485
00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:10,875
I love being by myself in a quiet house...

486
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,961
Look at this jewelry!

487
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:14,754
<i>...because it never happens.</i>

488
00:21:14,754 --> 00:21:18,174
Look, I'll give you 200.
That's how generous I feel today.

489
00:21:18,174 --> 00:21:19,467
Okay.

490
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:23,721
<i>I might read a book,
relax, make a martini.</i>

491
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:30,144
I don't know what the kids are doing,
but this is very, very special.

492
00:21:30,144 --> 00:21:32,438
How do you do a snow angel?

493
00:21:33,606 --> 00:21:35,233
I need a martini.

494
00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:40,613
[sisters]
Woo!

495
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:44,742
[Kendall]
I'll do a 360. It's perfect!

496
00:21:44,742 --> 00:21:47,078
- [Kim] It's so good.
- [Kendall] The snow is perfect!

497
00:21:47,078 --> 00:21:48,746
[Kim]
I wanna go faster.

498
00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:51,624
[Khloé]
"Serious injuries or death possible."

499
00:21:51,624 --> 00:21:53,710
[Hershey]
Perfect. We can all go that way.

500
00:21:54,627 --> 00:21:56,629
- [Khloé] Do you see this sign?
- Yeah.

501
00:21:56,629 --> 00:21:58,464
[Khloé]
'Cause it says death may occur.

502
00:21:58,464 --> 00:22:02,135
- No, it-- Well, it's, it's cool.
- [Khloé] Alright.

503
00:22:02,135 --> 00:22:07,223
I want to do things and, like,
remind myself that I am a decent skier.

504
00:22:07,223 --> 00:22:08,808
[Kendall]
Kim, come here!

505
00:22:08,808 --> 00:22:10,351
[Khloé]
Oh, look. She wants to show you.

506
00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:11,644
[Kim]
I'm watching.

507
00:22:11,644 --> 00:22:14,856
But I did not know
that meant catchin' air. Eh!

508
00:22:14,856 --> 00:22:16,774
Whatever people do.
I don't know.

509
00:22:16,774 --> 00:22:18,860
Or is it this?
Cowabunga. I don't know.

510
00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:19,944
Let's go for those jumps.

511
00:22:19,944 --> 00:22:21,154
[Kendall]
Look how easy that is!

512
00:22:21,154 --> 00:22:23,072
- Just go straight.
- [Kim] Okay, I'm gonna go right where

513
00:22:23,072 --> 00:22:24,490
- you're at.
- [Hershey] Straight on there.

514
00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:26,201
[Kim]
I'm going!

515
00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:28,411
[squeals]

516
00:22:29,412 --> 00:22:31,331
- [Hershey] Yeah!
- [Kendall] Woo!

517
00:22:31,331 --> 00:22:34,000
- [Khloé] Wait. Kim did it?
- [Hershey] Kim totally did it.

518
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,128
I'm not doing flips
and jumps and shit here.

519
00:22:37,128 --> 00:22:38,213
[Kendall]
Woo!

520
00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:39,756
Can barely do
a somersault in real life.

521
00:22:39,756 --> 00:22:41,758
[Kim]
Khloé, you can do it!

522
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:43,468
[Khloé]
Are you guys all on crack?

523
00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:45,970
[Kim]
It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!

524
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:47,889
[Khloé]
[yells] [bleep].

525
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:52,435
- [Kendall] Go straight, onto the box.
- [Khloé] Is it hard?

526
00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:54,938
[Kim]
It's so easy. Khloé, you can do it!

527
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,648
[Khloé]
[yells] [bleep].

528
00:22:56,648 --> 00:22:59,526
- [Kim] Yay! You did it!
- [Khloé] Girl.

529
00:22:59,526 --> 00:23:02,570
It just feels so good
to have Khloé living in the moment.

530
00:23:02,570 --> 00:23:03,780
This is all I wanted.

531
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,281
[Kendall]
Woo! This is so fun.

532
00:23:05,281 --> 00:23:06,783
- [Khloé] Yeah.
- [Kim] So fun.

533
00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:10,495
I am surprising myself
left and right. [bleep] yeah.

534
00:23:10,495 --> 00:23:12,580
<i>Being out here skiing with everyone,</i>

535
00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:15,333
<i>it's brought back such great
memories from our childhood.</i>

536
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:16,626
<i>We're creating new memories.</i>

537
00:23:16,626 --> 00:23:19,504
- [Kim] Come on, Khlo.
- [Khloé] You got this, Joge.

538
00:23:19,504 --> 00:23:23,800
The cherry on top is that
no one is [bleep] nitpicking me.

539
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,636
- Woo, woo!
- [Kendall] Woo!

540
00:23:26,636 --> 00:23:28,429
This is why I love family vacations.

541
00:23:28,429 --> 00:23:30,181
I feel like it's just so fun to bond

542
00:23:30,181 --> 00:23:34,060
and everyone's safe
and down the hill with no injuries.

543
00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:36,938
<i>That's all you can ask for.
We had such a nice time.</i>

544
00:23:37,397 --> 00:23:38,398
[Kim laughs]

545
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:46,197
[♪ bright folk music playing]

546
00:23:48,908 --> 00:23:54,247
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

547
00:23:54,247 --> 00:23:57,792
<i>- ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪</i>
- Thank you.

548
00:23:57,792 --> 00:24:02,922
Ooh, we'll have to build a little fire.
Where's the ambience, girls?

549
00:24:03,715 --> 00:24:06,634
Okay, guys, I have a challenge.

550
00:24:06,634 --> 00:24:09,345
- [Kendall] Hm?
- This house and the way it's nestled

551
00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:12,432
here in the snow
and looking at it fall for days,

552
00:24:12,432 --> 00:24:15,560
I think before it's gone,
we should build a snowman.

553
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,770
- [Kendall] I'll build a snowman.
- I'll build a snowman.

554
00:24:17,770 --> 00:24:20,273
I don't think I've built
a snowman since I was a kid.

555
00:24:20,273 --> 00:24:21,900
We can have a contest.

556
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,611
- I'm down, but I'm gonna win.
- [Kris laughs]

557
00:24:24,611 --> 00:24:27,280
I'm gonna put my ski clothes on then,
if we're gonna get in the snow.

558
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,032
- Alright, hurry up. Chop, chop.
- [Kim] I will too.

559
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,742
- Hi. Are you going skiing?
- [Kris] Wow.

560
00:24:30,742 --> 00:24:33,286
- No, we're gonna build snowmen.
- [Kim] I'll go change.

561
00:24:33,286 --> 00:24:34,495
[Kris]
M'kay.

562
00:24:34,495 --> 00:24:36,122
[Khloé]
We're making individual snowmans?

563
00:24:36,122 --> 00:24:37,207
[Kris]
I'm the judge.

564
00:24:37,207 --> 00:24:38,750
[Corey Gamble]
I'm supposed to be a judge.

565
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,127
[Khloé] Mom, you're a judge all the time.
What a boring existence.

566
00:24:41,127 --> 00:24:43,880
Let Corey be the judge.
You get down and dirty.

567
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,298
Do something
with your daughters.

568
00:24:45,298 --> 00:24:48,051
You didn't ski with us.
You did nothing with us.

569
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,345
Can you build a [bleep] snowman?
It's memories.

570
00:24:50,345 --> 00:24:51,971
- [Kris] Okay.
- Thank you.

571
00:24:51,971 --> 00:24:56,601
And, Corey, if you do favoritism,
I will [bleep] you up myself.

572
00:24:56,601 --> 00:25:01,022
Alright. I'm gonna go outside
and take a look at the situation.

573
00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:04,359
- [Khloé] Thank you, gentlemen.
- [Corey] Let me hug my favorite human.

574
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,861
- Favorite human? What am I, an alien?
- [Corey] You're my woman.

575
00:25:06,861 --> 00:25:09,030
- You're not--
- [Khloé] You're the most jealous

576
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:11,199
- [bleep] I've ever met.
- [Kris] Yeah, I am.

577
00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:12,492
[Corey]
No, she said I am.

578
00:25:12,492 --> 00:25:15,578
[♪ upbeat music playing]

579
00:25:18,498 --> 00:25:20,917
[Khloé] Oh, my God.
It's strawberry shortcake!

580
00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:23,545
[Kris]
Wow. This is amazing.

581
00:25:23,545 --> 00:25:26,631
- She's like a bottle of strawberry jam.
- [Kris] Wow.

582
00:25:26,631 --> 00:25:28,132
Red as can be.

583
00:25:28,132 --> 00:25:31,970
I think I'm a front-runner
for this competition,

584
00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:33,263
- and--
- [Khloé] Hey, front-runner,

585
00:25:33,263 --> 00:25:34,889
- can you hand me my phone?
- Oh, sure.

586
00:25:34,889 --> 00:25:35,974
[Khloé]
Thank you, frontie.

587
00:25:35,974 --> 00:25:37,517
I got you, Khloé.
We got this.

588
00:25:37,517 --> 00:25:40,603
You're not on my team, lady.
Oh, no, you are!

589
00:25:40,603 --> 00:25:42,522
[bleep] yeah, we're gonna [bleep] win!

590
00:25:42,522 --> 00:25:45,733
We're gonna [bleep] it up.
That's what we're gonna do.

591
00:25:47,861 --> 00:25:49,279
No copycats!

592
00:25:49,279 --> 00:25:51,281
- [Kris laughs]
- [Kendall] Where'd you get that?

593
00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:53,575
I love you.
Okay, thank you.

594
00:25:53,575 --> 00:25:56,744
I have Khloé as my partner.
This is epic.

595
00:25:56,744 --> 00:26:00,623
She's the arts and crafts director
of our entire neighborhood.

596
00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:01,958
We don't need a strategy.

597
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:04,502
On your mark. Get set. Go!

598
00:26:04,502 --> 00:26:05,712
[Kim]
Stay over there.

599
00:26:05,712 --> 00:26:07,005
[Kris]
Where are they going?

600
00:26:07,005 --> 00:26:08,506
[Kim]
Wait, Kendall, let's have a plot.

601
00:26:08,506 --> 00:26:11,634
[Kendall] Right? I don't even know
how to make a [bleep] snowman.

602
00:26:11,634 --> 00:26:15,805
I'm so glad I have Kendall as a partner.
Like, we're good thinkers together.

603
00:26:15,805 --> 00:26:19,017
We, like, critically think about it.
And logically.

604
00:26:19,017 --> 00:26:21,394
- It's all about the packing, I think.
- [Kendall] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

605
00:26:21,394 --> 00:26:24,063
Khloé and my mom
are completely different.

606
00:26:24,063 --> 00:26:25,940
- [Kris] Where are we starting?
- [Khloé] I don't know.

607
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:28,359
You are the manager.
Manage something.

608
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:33,198
When you put us in a competition setting,
we will definitely all try to thrive.

609
00:26:33,198 --> 00:26:36,117
I think you guys remember
our guacamole challenge in Cabo.

610
00:26:36,117 --> 00:26:38,203
- [Kim] Khloé, try this.
- [crosstalk]

611
00:26:38,203 --> 00:26:39,329
[Kendall]
Get it away from them.

612
00:26:39,329 --> 00:26:40,788
No, you're not taking all the chips.

613
00:26:40,788 --> 00:26:41,873
[Kendall]
Khloé!

614
00:26:41,873 --> 00:26:43,416
- [Kylie] Mom!
- [Kim] Mom and Corey!

615
00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:45,501
- [Kris] What the [bleep]?
- [Khloé] No, put it down!

616
00:26:45,501 --> 00:26:47,962
So, it can get dirty for sure.

617
00:26:47,962 --> 00:26:49,380
Hold on, I gotta take my coat off.

618
00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:51,090
- [Kris] What?
- [Khloé] This is too much work.

619
00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:52,800
[Kris]
Take your coat off?

620
00:26:53,468 --> 00:26:55,637
I don't know how to do this.

621
00:26:55,637 --> 00:26:57,722
- We got this.
- We do?

622
00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:03,269
Oh yeah.
They never said how big.

623
00:27:03,269 --> 00:27:05,104
We can make a tiny one in one second.

624
00:27:05,104 --> 00:27:07,190
[Kris]
It's falling apart, it's just too--

625
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,691
Hold on.
We need to pack it.

626
00:27:08,691 --> 00:27:11,110
- [Kris laughing]
- Mom, move!

627
00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:13,279
- Mom, move!
- I'm trying. I'm trying.

628
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:14,781
- Oh, my God.
- Move your face.

629
00:27:14,781 --> 00:27:15,865
Don't hit me.

630
00:27:18,159 --> 00:27:19,285
I used to be.

631
00:27:19,827 --> 00:27:22,914
But I'm exhausted
from just trying to keep up with them.

632
00:27:22,914 --> 00:27:24,958
- We need to pack it.
- I'm trying.

633
00:27:26,501 --> 00:27:28,419
No... Never.

634
00:27:29,045 --> 00:27:31,881
Is this real snow?
I've never seen something so fragile.

635
00:27:31,881 --> 00:27:34,884
- I know. It's so powdery.
- Mom, what are you doing?!

636
00:27:34,884 --> 00:27:37,804
- [Kris] Nothing.
- Oh! Mom, I don't have clothes on.

637
00:27:37,804 --> 00:27:39,889
- Not my fault.
- [Khloé] Ugh!

638
00:27:39,889 --> 00:27:42,100
- [Kris] Where are you going?
- [Khloé] That was a bitchy move.

639
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,018
[Kim]
Slow and steady wins the race.

640
00:27:44,018 --> 00:27:45,103
[Kendall]
Yeah.

641
00:27:45,103 --> 00:27:46,980
[Kris]
No. This is crazy.

642
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,065
I think we need
to, like, make the ball.

643
00:27:49,065 --> 00:27:50,149
[Kim]
I'm trying.

644
00:27:50,149 --> 00:27:54,237
The snow is a little bit, I don't know,
"dry" might not be the right word,

645
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:57,323
but it was a little dusty or something.
It wasn't sticking together.

646
00:27:57,323 --> 00:27:59,534
- Well, do we take water?
- [Kendall] Yeah. I was thinking that.

647
00:27:59,534 --> 00:28:02,579
- Does that make it stick better?
- You keep going. I'll get the bowl.

648
00:28:02,579 --> 00:28:06,583
So, we were really trying
to get it harder to make the ball

649
00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:09,502
'cause we're smart thinker--
like, we're thinking this through.

650
00:28:09,502 --> 00:28:12,088
No, I'm seriously confused.
Like, what kind of snow is this?

651
00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:14,090
Should we be concerned the world's ending?

652
00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:17,051
- What is she doing?
- [Kendall] Khloé, get off our [bleep].

653
00:28:17,051 --> 00:28:20,054
[Khloé] 'Kay.
Mom, that sucks, by the way.

654
00:28:20,054 --> 00:28:21,472
Mom, you're older than us.

655
00:28:21,472 --> 00:28:23,057
Like, don't you know
how to make a snowman?

656
00:28:23,057 --> 00:28:24,976
Aren't you supposed
to have, like, three balls?

657
00:28:24,976 --> 00:28:26,978
Yes, but you're not doing such a thing.

658
00:28:26,978 --> 00:28:29,272
<i>Isn't that what people did
before social media?</i>

659
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:32,108
Like, aren't we outside
makin' snowmen and shit?

660
00:28:32,108 --> 00:28:33,318
- Make a baby one.
- Oh.

661
00:28:33,318 --> 00:28:35,820
Now this is where the blueberries
would've come in handy.

662
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:37,113
[Khloé]
So, go get them.

663
00:28:38,072 --> 00:28:40,283
[Kendall]
If you hit my mound, you're done.

664
00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:42,160
Khloé and my mom get frazzled

665
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,162
and they just wanna sabotage us.

666
00:28:44,162 --> 00:28:45,663
Oh, my God.

667
00:28:45,663 --> 00:28:47,457
- [laughs]
- I walked right into it.

668
00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:49,459
[Khloé]
That was amazing.

669
00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:50,960
That is their, like, M.O.

670
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,963
When they can't figure it out,
they are pissed.

671
00:28:55,256 --> 00:28:56,257
Come on.

672
00:28:56,257 --> 00:28:58,176
[Khloé]
Let me just clean my glasses.

673
00:28:58,176 --> 00:29:00,929
[bleep].
Corey, make his top flatter.

674
00:29:00,929 --> 00:29:03,514
I think you guys are [bleep] disqualified

675
00:29:03,514 --> 00:29:07,018
because you have the judge
helping you make the snowman.

676
00:29:07,018 --> 00:29:08,728
- [Corey] No, I'm not helpin'.
- Oh yeah, you are.

677
00:29:08,728 --> 00:29:10,146
- [Corey] No--
- Yeah, no.

678
00:29:10,146 --> 00:29:11,898
You-- Look at the evidence
that's in your hands.

679
00:29:11,898 --> 00:29:13,858
You're holding the smoking gun.

680
00:29:13,858 --> 00:29:16,861
- No, it's not even a smoking gun.
- That is so [bleep] up, Corey.

681
00:29:16,861 --> 00:29:18,988
- [Corey] This ain't what you think.
- You are helping them win.

682
00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:22,492
- I'm not helping them do anything.
- Khloé, they're cheating.

683
00:29:25,954 --> 00:29:28,373
- [Khloé] Where's Corey?
- Khloé, go away.

684
00:29:28,373 --> 00:29:29,874
[Khloé]
I'm not touching you.

685
00:29:29,874 --> 00:29:32,043
- I didn't touch one person.
- [Kendall] Wait, Kim, come closer,

686
00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:34,379
come closer 'cause the further you are,
the more annoying it'll be.

687
00:29:34,379 --> 00:29:35,713
[Kim]
I know. She's just harassing me.

688
00:29:35,713 --> 00:29:37,382
[Khloé]
I actually haven't even touched anyone.

689
00:29:37,382 --> 00:29:39,050
- [Kendall] Corey!
- [Khloé] You fell on your own.

690
00:29:39,050 --> 00:29:41,219
- I'm over here.
- [Kendall] Corey! No harassment.

691
00:29:41,219 --> 00:29:42,929
Please, let us just finish our dream.

692
00:29:42,929 --> 00:29:45,098
- I'm not even touching you.
- Khloé. So, 10 feet away!

693
00:29:45,098 --> 00:29:47,016
- You can't, you can't cross the line.
- Khloé, come on.

694
00:29:47,016 --> 00:29:50,061
- [Khloé] Where's the line?
- Ten feet away!

695
00:29:50,061 --> 00:29:52,230
That's called intimidating the witness.

696
00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:55,400
- [Khloé] What are you gonna do?
- [Kim] It's not allowed. Not allowed.

697
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,484
[Khloé]
You wanna wrestle?

698
00:29:56,484 --> 00:29:58,278
Khloé definitely got aggressive with me

699
00:29:58,278 --> 00:30:00,280
in the guacamole competition in Cabo.

700
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,866
<i>And she's inching
a little too close for me.</i>

701
00:30:02,866 --> 00:30:04,200
We need security.

702
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,703
If you throw something at me,
just know it's gonna come back to you.

703
00:30:06,703 --> 00:30:09,038
You already threw something at me.
It would be my payback.

704
00:30:09,038 --> 00:30:10,957
No, Khloé would beat the shit outta me.

705
00:30:10,957 --> 00:30:12,834
You could throw something at me.
Just know.

706
00:30:12,834 --> 00:30:14,878
I feel like that's
the only person on the planet

707
00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:16,629
I can confidently say that about.

708
00:30:16,629 --> 00:30:19,257
But anybody else, you're goin' down.

709
00:30:19,257 --> 00:30:20,550
[Kim]
'Kay, try that.

710
00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:22,385
[Kendall] Oh, my God,
Kimberly, this is gorgeous.

711
00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:23,553
No, no, no.
Leave it, leave it.

712
00:30:23,553 --> 00:30:25,847
[Kris]
I feel very defeated.

713
00:30:25,847 --> 00:30:28,349
Don't feel defeated.
Just learn from the greatness.

714
00:30:28,349 --> 00:30:31,144
- Yeah. Watch and learn.
- Kendall, shut up.

715
00:30:31,144 --> 00:30:34,355
What I'm upset about
is that I knew better.

716
00:30:34,355 --> 00:30:37,775
<i>I knew how to do this
'cause I've seen someone make an igloo</i>

717
00:30:37,775 --> 00:30:40,862
on social media before
and I knew what to do.

718
00:30:40,862 --> 00:30:42,363
Look at the nose that I put on.

719
00:30:42,363 --> 00:30:43,865
I put it on [bleep] backwards.

720
00:30:43,865 --> 00:30:46,576
And I brought an empty [bleep] pot?

721
00:30:47,535 --> 00:30:48,786
[exhales sharply]

722
00:30:48,786 --> 00:30:50,872
Stupidity at its finest.

723
00:30:50,872 --> 00:30:53,249
Aw, what a cutie.

724
00:30:53,249 --> 00:30:56,211
- I am so proud of us.
- [Kendall] Me too!

725
00:30:56,211 --> 00:30:59,005
<i>Obviously, we won.
There was literally not a question.</i>

726
00:31:00,965 --> 00:31:02,842
It was impossible to see.
There was no snowman.

727
00:31:02,842 --> 00:31:05,553
<i>It was ridiculous.
It was just a blob of snow.</i>

728
00:31:05,553 --> 00:31:08,765
Ours was beautiful.
I hope he's still there.

729
00:31:09,641 --> 00:31:11,851
Well, I'm comin' back
to make this tough decision.

730
00:31:11,851 --> 00:31:13,228
[laughter]

731
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,481
Shit.

732
00:31:17,065 --> 00:31:18,900
A big pile of shit.

733
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,986
We are conceding the win to you guys.

734
00:31:21,986 --> 00:31:23,655
[Corey] Let me put
this jacket on the champion.

735
00:31:23,655 --> 00:31:25,323
[Khloé]
I'm actually impressed as well.

736
00:31:25,323 --> 00:31:27,367
I didn't think you two
morons had it in you.

737
00:31:27,367 --> 00:31:28,785
[Kendall]
Morons?

738
00:31:28,785 --> 00:31:32,288
I mean, please.
Helen Keller knows that

739
00:31:32,288 --> 00:31:35,667
<i>Kendall and Kimberly
are the winners of this competition.</i>

740
00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,418
This way. Hold on. Ready?

741
00:31:37,418 --> 00:31:39,546
<i>We did not need a judge for this one.</i>

742
00:31:39,546 --> 00:31:40,838
There's no arguing.

743
00:31:41,172 --> 00:31:43,174
We won.
I don't even need to look at theirs.

744
00:31:43,174 --> 00:31:44,592
I know we won.

745
00:31:44,592 --> 00:31:46,719
[Kris]
Big fat losers.

746
00:31:46,719 --> 00:31:48,263
[Khloé]
<i>I'm not a loser.</i>

747
00:31:48,263 --> 00:31:51,224
[♪ upbeat music playing]

748
00:31:52,433 --> 00:31:54,435
<i>♪ Show me, show me what you got ♪</i>

749
00:31:54,435 --> 00:31:55,979
<i>♪ Show it off ♪</i>

750
00:31:55,979 --> 00:31:59,566
This is the same suit basically,
but his is the men's version?

751
00:31:59,566 --> 00:32:01,067
- Yeah.
- [assistant] You look really good.

752
00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:02,151
Thank you.

753
00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:05,196
I could start like this
and then I could open it up.

754
00:32:05,196 --> 00:32:06,281
[stylist]
Yeah.

755
00:32:06,281 --> 00:32:08,116
[Kourtney]
I just had a baby. I'm eating burritos.

756
00:32:08,116 --> 00:32:10,743
I ate Chinese food last night

757
00:32:10,743 --> 00:32:13,746
and if I knew it was gonna be open,
maybe I wouldn't have.

758
00:32:13,746 --> 00:32:18,793
Today is the Emmys.
Travis is drumming in the opening.

759
00:32:18,793 --> 00:32:22,046
We decided to come get ready at a hotel

760
00:32:22,046 --> 00:32:25,675
right next to the Emmys
so that the baby could be with us.

761
00:32:25,675 --> 00:32:29,971
This is the first big
public thing that I'm doing

762
00:32:29,971 --> 00:32:34,183
<i>and this is our first real date night out</i>

763
00:32:34,183 --> 00:32:35,894
after having a baby.

764
00:32:35,894 --> 00:32:39,898
What did we say?
I went to the Emmys 15 years ago...

765
00:32:39,898 --> 00:32:42,150
and the look was very different.

766
00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:43,318
[Leah Darcy]
What was your look?

767
00:32:43,318 --> 00:32:46,571
[Kourtney]
<i>I just wore this random gray--</i>

768
00:32:46,571 --> 00:32:48,198
<i>I don't even know the designer.</i>

769
00:32:48,198 --> 00:32:52,118
I don't even know where I got it
or how I even got dressed.

770
00:32:52,118 --> 00:32:55,288
- [assistant] I found a picture.
- Oh, so pretty.

771
00:32:55,288 --> 00:32:56,581
[Kourtney]
This hair.

772
00:32:56,581 --> 00:32:58,416
[Leah]
I'm here for the hair, though.

773
00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:00,919
I'm gonna call Kim and ask her.

774
00:33:01,628 --> 00:33:04,172
- [FaceTime ringing]
- [Kim] [over phone] <i>Hello?</i>

775
00:33:04,172 --> 00:33:07,342
Hi. I am doing glam
for the Emmys.

776
00:33:07,342 --> 00:33:12,138
We were just thinking of how the only time
I went to the Emmys was with you.

777
00:33:12,138 --> 00:33:14,432
Do you remember?
And I was pregnant.

778
00:33:14,432 --> 00:33:18,061
<i>You were invited with Ryan Seacrest,
but he only had one seat</i>

779
00:33:18,061 --> 00:33:22,232
and I think I literally went with you
and did the red carpet and left.

780
00:33:22,232 --> 00:33:25,777
'Cause this was 2009
when I was pregnant with Mason.

781
00:33:25,777 --> 00:33:28,821
It was, like, a dark gray dress
with this ugly bangle.

782
00:33:28,821 --> 00:33:31,157
[Kim] <i>And I wore, like,
a white off-the-shoulder</i>

783
00:33:31,157 --> 00:33:33,576
<i>- with, like, a bluish eye.</i>
- [Kourtney] <i>Yeah.</i>

784
00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:36,454
[Kim]
<i>And we got ready in your condo</i>

785
00:33:36,454 --> 00:33:39,040
<i>right down the street
in Calabasas in your kitchen.</i>

786
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,335
<i>- What desperate people.</i>
- I know. I was like, who--

787
00:33:42,335 --> 00:33:45,964
- Imagine going to a red carpet and then--
- [Kim] <i>And now, your husband</i>

788
00:33:45,964 --> 00:33:47,966
<i>is performing at the Emmys.</i>

789
00:33:47,966 --> 00:33:49,634
He's openin' the show.

790
00:33:49,634 --> 00:33:52,428
[Kim] <i>'Kay. Can't wait
to see the final look. Call us.</i>

791
00:33:52,428 --> 00:33:54,973
- Okay... Love you. Bye.
- [Kim] <i>Okay. Bye.</i>

792
00:33:54,973 --> 00:34:00,103
I feel like I would never
be doing a red carpet right now

793
00:34:00,103 --> 00:34:04,691
if it wasn't Travis performing
and I'm, like, going to support him.

794
00:34:04,691 --> 00:34:06,651
- [Leah] Mm-hmm.
- Just life with a newborn,

795
00:34:06,651 --> 00:34:11,781
I, like... haven't really gone anywhere...

796
00:34:11,781 --> 00:34:14,701
- [Leah] Mm-hmm.
- ...besides Target once.

797
00:34:14,701 --> 00:34:20,039
It feels a little soon to be
doing something like this,

798
00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:23,126
but also know, okay, this is one hour.

799
00:34:23,126 --> 00:34:25,211
Enjoy it.
Be in that moment.

800
00:34:25,211 --> 00:34:28,339
<i>Enjoy watching my husband
on stage, have fun,</i>

801
00:34:28,464 --> 00:34:31,217
and then, back to my bubble.

802
00:34:31,217 --> 00:34:34,804
Glamming, pumping, breastfeeding.

803
00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:37,056
But you're doin' it, you're killing it.

804
00:34:37,307 --> 00:34:39,726
You're gonna see this pump basket a lot.

805
00:34:39,726 --> 00:34:43,438
That's, like, the hospital-grade
pump that you rent.

806
00:34:43,438 --> 00:34:45,607
- You-- [chuckles]
- I rent it.

807
00:34:45,607 --> 00:34:48,776
So, I'm really not trying
to strike a balance right now.

808
00:34:48,776 --> 00:34:53,948
I'm just-- This is, like, a one-off.
Target was just a one-off.

809
00:34:53,948 --> 00:35:00,246
I feel lucky that I can have the choice
to not have to rush back to work.

810
00:35:00,246 --> 00:35:04,626
I want to fully raise my child

811
00:35:04,626 --> 00:35:06,794
and be a stay-at-home mom.

812
00:35:06,794 --> 00:35:08,504
- [crosstalk]
- [Travis Barker] You ready, my babe?

813
00:35:08,504 --> 00:35:10,006
Yeah, we're just gonna button up...

814
00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:11,090
- Okay.
- ...this now

815
00:35:11,090 --> 00:35:14,302
since I took some photos.

816
00:35:14,302 --> 00:35:17,013
- Nice.
- Noice.

817
00:35:17,013 --> 00:35:20,099
[♪ light music playing]

818
00:35:24,812 --> 00:35:28,024
I'm not back.
I'm not back into the world.

819
00:35:28,024 --> 00:35:31,069
- Should we blow Rocky a kiss?
- Let's do it. I gave him one.

820
00:35:31,069 --> 00:35:32,570
- You ready?
- [Kourtney] Yeah.

821
00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:33,655
[Travis]
Let's do it.

822
00:35:33,655 --> 00:35:37,909
But I wanna make the most
of... being at the Emmys

823
00:35:37,909 --> 00:35:39,869
and being present in that moment.

824
00:35:39,869 --> 00:35:41,955
♪

825
00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:47,168
<i>♪ And we're always on the upswing ♪</i>

826
00:35:48,044 --> 00:35:52,048
<i>♪ When we're together,
we have everything ♪</i>

827
00:35:54,884 --> 00:35:56,886
[Khloé] [mouthful]
<i>You guys, what a fun trip so far.</i>

828
00:35:56,886 --> 00:35:59,597
- [Kim] <i>So fun.</i>
- [Corey] <i>Mm-hmm.</i>

829
00:36:00,181 --> 00:36:01,933
Alright, so, what are
we gon' do tomorrow?

830
00:36:01,933 --> 00:36:03,893
- [Kendall] What time is our flight?
- [Kim] One o'clock.

831
00:36:03,893 --> 00:36:06,729
Corey and I are gonna do
a whole photo shoot.

832
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,648
Okay, party animals.

833
00:36:08,648 --> 00:36:10,400
- [Kris] Alright.
- Let's [bleep] it up with the peak

834
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,818
and the pit.

835
00:36:11,818 --> 00:36:16,865
Oh, I mean, the peak
was just how great skiing was.

836
00:36:16,865 --> 00:36:19,117
It just, like, honestly was so great.

837
00:36:19,117 --> 00:36:21,786
- 'Cause we came from our last ski trip--
- [Khloé] Mom, you could have done it.

838
00:36:21,786 --> 00:36:23,830
- You really could have. Just one run.
- Yeah, yeah.

839
00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:28,126
- And what was the, the pit?
- The pit of my trip was that

840
00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:30,169
Kylie and Kourtney
and Rob weren't here.

841
00:36:30,169 --> 00:36:33,089
- Aw. That's a great pit.
- [Kris] Aw.

842
00:36:33,089 --> 00:36:34,799
- Bravo to you.
- [Kim] But everything about this

843
00:36:34,799 --> 00:36:37,552
little trip has been fantastic.

844
00:36:37,552 --> 00:36:40,471
Laying in bed
and watching my show uninterrupted.

845
00:36:40,471 --> 00:36:42,640
I haven't been able
to watch a show that I want

846
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,810
- that's, like, mature content of murders.
- [Khloé laughs]

847
00:36:45,810 --> 00:36:48,771
'Cause you can't watch
murder shows in front of kids.

848
00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:51,983
I will say my pit is that
I fell out of the car,

849
00:36:51,983 --> 00:36:53,484
which none of you two assholes

850
00:36:53,484 --> 00:36:55,069
- even noticed when we got here.
- What?

851
00:36:55,069 --> 00:36:56,362
- I'm gonna get a bruise--
- [Kris] No!

852
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:58,656
- But, like, I hurt my--
- [Kendall] How did you fall?

853
00:36:58,656 --> 00:37:00,158
- [Kim] Oh, wait.
- [Khloé] The ice.

854
00:37:00,158 --> 00:37:03,369
[bleep]. Ah, [bleep]. Ooh.

855
00:37:03,369 --> 00:37:06,956
I slipped and you two [bleep]
are just still like do-do-do.

856
00:37:06,956 --> 00:37:09,125
Like, I could literally be roadkill

857
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,961
- and they would still go about their day.
- I didn't even see.

858
00:37:11,961 --> 00:37:15,590
You guys don't acknowledge me at all.
But that's fine. That's my pit.

859
00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:17,842
And then my peak is, I don't know,

860
00:37:17,842 --> 00:37:20,011
all of it was just so nice
to be with you guys.

861
00:37:20,011 --> 00:37:23,306
- We haven't done a ski trip in...
- A long time.

862
00:37:23,306 --> 00:37:24,807
- [Khloé] ...a really long time.
- Yeah.

863
00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,059
And just everything's been great.

864
00:37:26,059 --> 00:37:29,896
Okay. My peak was just
being here with all of you guys

865
00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:33,983
and the pit is that the rest
of the family's not here. Same.

866
00:37:34,943 --> 00:37:39,781
Um, I wanted to tell you guys something
because I hadn't told you yet, but...

867
00:37:41,074 --> 00:37:45,078
you know, I went to the doctor
and I had my scan.

868
00:37:45,078 --> 00:37:48,122
[♪ tense music playing]

869
00:37:48,122 --> 00:37:49,832
[emotional]
They found,

870
00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:52,794
and this just makes
me really emotional, but...

871
00:37:56,881 --> 00:37:58,925
[♪ emotional music playing]

872
00:37:58,925 --> 00:38:04,222
They found a cyst and, like,
a little tumor... on my ovary.

873
00:38:04,222 --> 00:38:07,642
And so, I went to the doctor
and Dr. A said that

874
00:38:07,642 --> 00:38:11,354
I've gotta have my ovaries taken out.

875
00:38:12,522 --> 00:38:14,732
I'm just really emotional
about it because,

876
00:38:14,732 --> 00:38:17,652
you know, they came
in handy with you guys.

877
00:38:18,778 --> 00:38:20,238
I'm emotional about it

878
00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:24,617
because that's where
all my kids were conceived

879
00:38:24,617 --> 00:38:28,288
and that's where they
were grown, in my tummy.

880
00:38:28,288 --> 00:38:32,208
And so, this very sacred place to me.

881
00:38:33,835 --> 00:38:35,253
- [phone ringing]
- Kourt's calling.

882
00:38:35,253 --> 00:38:37,213
- Do you wanna tell Kourt?
- Yeah.

883
00:38:37,213 --> 00:38:39,299
- Hi.
<i>- Hi!</i>

884
00:38:39,299 --> 00:38:41,134
- [Khloé] Um...
- She's still using hers.

885
00:38:41,134 --> 00:38:44,345
...Mom was just telling us
something about her health.

886
00:38:45,179 --> 00:38:46,598
<i>About my health?</i>

887
00:38:46,598 --> 00:38:48,016
- [Kris laughs]
- [Khloé] Her health.

888
00:38:48,016 --> 00:38:49,601
Do you want to hear it?

889
00:38:49,601 --> 00:38:53,062
<i>Oh. Yeah.
I'm here with my four kids. Is that okay?</i>

890
00:38:53,062 --> 00:38:56,107
[Kris] Yeah. I'm just getting
a little bit of surgery

891
00:38:56,107 --> 00:38:59,861
because I have a tumor on my ovaries,

892
00:38:59,861 --> 00:39:03,698
- so they're gonna remove them and--
<i>- Remove your ovaries?</i>

893
00:39:03,698 --> 00:39:04,991
[Kris]
Yeah.

894
00:39:05,825 --> 00:39:09,746
But it's just, you know,
the emotional part for me is...

895
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:13,791
just having that gone.

896
00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:19,047
To have a surgery and remove
your ovaries is, like, a really big deal.

897
00:39:19,047 --> 00:39:21,132
I feel really sad for her, ya know?

898
00:39:21,132 --> 00:39:24,719
I couldn't even imagine
being in that situation and how, like,

899
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,931
you would feel really scared
to be going through that.

900
00:39:27,931 --> 00:39:30,016
Listen, if I can get
through the hip replacement,

901
00:39:30,016 --> 00:39:31,517
I can get through this.

902
00:39:31,517 --> 00:39:34,103
I don't even--
I'm not nervous to be put to sleep.

903
00:39:34,103 --> 00:39:37,440
I'm not nervous with Doctor A,
she's the best doctor in the world.

904
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,359
But then you go to do it
and you're like...

905
00:39:39,359 --> 00:39:41,986
- [Kourtney] <i>I would feel the same way.</i>
- ...it's so real.

906
00:39:41,986 --> 00:39:45,740
I mean, I totally understand
how my mom is feeling

907
00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:48,826
because I would feel the same way.

908
00:39:48,826 --> 00:39:54,791
It's like... your womanly power.

909
00:39:54,791 --> 00:39:59,087
<i>And it doesn't mean that it's,
like, taking away, you know,</i>

910
00:39:59,087 --> 00:40:01,506
who she is or what she's experienced,

911
00:40:01,506 --> 00:40:06,386
but I would feel this, like,
sentimental feeling

912
00:40:06,386 --> 00:40:09,389
of what it's created.

913
00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:14,394
It's also a thing about getting older
and it's, like, a sign of, like,

914
00:40:14,394 --> 00:40:17,146
you-- we're done with this,
you know, part of your life.

915
00:40:17,146 --> 00:40:20,567
- It's a whole chapter that's just closed.
- Oh, my God.

916
00:40:20,567 --> 00:40:24,153
I get her emotion behind it.
I get that it's, like, um, sad

917
00:40:24,153 --> 00:40:27,740
because they have brought,
ya know, all her kids into the world,

918
00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:29,951
which is totally fair,
but at the same time, like,

919
00:40:29,951 --> 00:40:31,703
what are we gonna use those for anymore?

920
00:40:31,703 --> 00:40:34,455
If they're potentially hurting you,
let's get 'em outta there.

921
00:40:34,455 --> 00:40:36,165
- It's so silly.
- You're gonna be okay.

922
00:40:36,165 --> 00:40:38,167
- [Khloé] I'm sorry.
- [Kris] I love you.

923
00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,752
It's just the dumbest thing.

924
00:40:39,752 --> 00:40:42,046
But I love you guys
and I just wanted you to know.

925
00:40:42,046 --> 00:40:44,632
Should we have a "farewell ovaries" party?

926
00:40:44,632 --> 00:40:46,134
- Oh, my God!
- I think we should.

927
00:40:46,134 --> 00:40:48,219
And we should eat
everything in the shape of--

928
00:40:48,219 --> 00:40:50,722
- Ugh. But let's have an ovary party.
- [laughter]

929
00:40:50,722 --> 00:40:52,098
[Corey]
Kourtney, you have to be there.

930
00:40:52,098 --> 00:40:54,267
- That's funny.
- [Kourtney] <i>I'll be there.</i>

931
00:40:54,267 --> 00:40:56,352
<i>Well, I love you guys and I miss you.</i>

932
00:40:56,352 --> 00:40:58,563
- [Khloé] We love you.
- We wish you were here.

933
00:40:58,563 --> 00:41:00,481
- [Kourtney] <i>Bye.</i>
- Bye.

934
00:41:00,481 --> 00:41:02,775
[Corey] Well, I have somethin'
to help your energy.

935
00:41:02,775 --> 00:41:04,277
[Kris]
What are you doing?

936
00:41:04,277 --> 00:41:05,862
I bought you a gift.

937
00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:07,739
- What?
- I don't want you to be sad.

938
00:41:07,739 --> 00:41:09,949
I'm gonna be fine.
I have you guys.

939
00:41:09,949 --> 00:41:12,410
Babe, you gonna cry
at least 15 more times,

940
00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:13,912
so I just want you to have a gift.

941
00:41:13,912 --> 00:41:16,456
- So he got you some Prada tissues.
- [Kris laughs]

942
00:41:16,873 --> 00:41:19,125
- There you go.
- Corey!

943
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:21,002
- [all exclaiming]
- [Kim] Love it.

944
00:41:21,002 --> 00:41:22,921
- [Kris] Babe!
- [Khloé] Oh, my God.

945
00:41:22,921 --> 00:41:26,216
- Oh, my God!
- [Khloé] Now those tears

946
00:41:26,216 --> 00:41:27,926
- are all gone.
- Crocodile tears.

947
00:41:27,926 --> 00:41:32,305
This trip did not start off...
so happy-go-lucky,

948
00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:35,391
<i>but it's ending on a high note,
and I loved--</i>

949
00:41:35,391 --> 00:41:37,560
I-- You know what?
I even loved the annoying parts.

950
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,937
This has been a great trip.

951
00:41:38,937 --> 00:41:40,480
It fits perfect.

952
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,774
I'm so happy we all went to Aspen.

953
00:41:42,774 --> 00:41:45,735
I mean, even though I give Khloé
a hard time for her ways,

954
00:41:45,735 --> 00:41:47,028
I'm so happy we're all here.

955
00:41:47,028 --> 00:41:50,490
I think these trips are just
so necessary for us as a family.

956
00:41:50,490 --> 00:41:54,911
It's important to reset
and just live a little.

957
00:41:54,911 --> 00:41:56,412
Oh, my God, it's amazing.

958
00:41:56,412 --> 00:41:58,248
- [crosstalk]
- I love this.

959
00:41:58,248 --> 00:42:01,918
People often ask me,
what is the best job I've ever had?

960
00:42:01,918 --> 00:42:04,003
And I've always said, "Mom."

961
00:42:04,003 --> 00:42:06,548
The biggest blessing in my life

962
00:42:06,548 --> 00:42:10,093
was being able to give birth
to six beautiful kids.

963
00:42:10,093 --> 00:42:12,804
And I wish Rob, Kourtney,
and Kylie could've been here,

964
00:42:12,804 --> 00:42:16,015
but there will be many more
fabulous family vacations.

965
00:42:16,015 --> 00:42:17,892
I love that you're not sad anymore.

966
00:42:17,892 --> 00:42:19,185
I'm not sad anymore.

967
00:42:19,185 --> 00:42:21,771
It's amazing how
new clothes fix everything.

968
00:42:21,771 --> 00:42:23,982
[laughter]

969
00:42:29,279 --> 00:42:31,281
[Kim]
<i>Next on</i> The Kardashians...

970
00:42:31,281 --> 00:42:33,575
- Your procedure is when?
- [Kris] It's next Wednesday.

971
00:42:33,575 --> 00:42:36,786
I always consider myself
prepared for just about anything.

972
00:42:36,786 --> 00:42:40,248
It started out as, like,
just getting some ovaries removed

973
00:42:40,248 --> 00:42:42,542
- and then today I got a phone call.
- [Faye gasps]

974
00:42:42,876 --> 00:42:44,961
- I feel like Australia will be good.
- [Kourtney] Yeah.

975
00:42:44,961 --> 00:42:47,672
To be with all my kids
and no distractions.

976
00:42:47,672 --> 00:42:48,756
No distractions.

977
00:42:48,756 --> 00:42:50,967
Do you think I should
definitely be going?

978
00:42:50,967 --> 00:42:54,220
- Yeah. Why?
- There's no paparazzi rules.

979
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:56,723
I'm starting to get a bit of anxiety.

980
00:42:56,723 --> 00:43:00,143
Rocky hasn't been seen.
I'm torn.

981
00:43:00,143 --> 00:43:02,687
I'm meeting with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

982
00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:05,148
<i>I think she can help, but I'm fascinated.</i>

983
00:43:05,148 --> 00:43:07,108
- Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!

984
00:43:08,610 --> 00:43:11,821
[♪ "La Da Di Da"
by Vanacore Music playing]

985
00:43:13,198 --> 00:43:14,949
<i>♪ Move some,
we can feel the mood come ♪</i>

986
00:43:14,949 --> 00:43:16,159
<i>♪ If you wanna do some ♪</i>

987
00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:17,493
<i>♪ I can feel we vibe in the night ♪</i>

988
00:43:17,493 --> 00:43:18,578
<i>♪ Where are you from ♪</i>

989
00:43:18,578 --> 00:43:20,079
<i>♪ We can do the bass now, move it ♪</i>

990
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:21,247
<i>♪ Come on over, turn around ♪</i>

991
00:43:21,247 --> 00:43:22,874
<i>♪ And let me see you throw it down right ♪</i>

992
00:43:22,874 --> 00:43:25,293
<i>♪ Well, girl, you're lookin' fly
like a space-bound missile ♪</i>

993
00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:27,587
<i>♪ Diamond in the sky,
see you comin' my way ♪</i>

994
00:43:27,587 --> 00:43:29,881
<i>♪ I'm already airborne,
meet me in the middle ♪</i>

995
00:43:29,881 --> 00:43:31,883
<i>♪ Won't you come around
I'ma wanna stay ♪</i>

996
00:43:31,883 --> 00:43:33,384
<i>♪ But you know it's a good time ♪</i>

997
00:43:33,384 --> 00:43:34,761
<i>- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ I'm on cloud nine ♪</i>

998
00:43:34,761 --> 00:43:36,804
<i>- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ When you move your body like that ♪</i>

999
00:43:36,804 --> 00:43:38,181
<i>♪ Brighter than the sunshine ♪</i>

1000
00:43:38,181 --> 00:43:39,599
<i>- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ It's a good time ♪</i>

1001
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:41,434
<i>♪ When you move your body like that ♪</i>

1002
00:43:41,434 --> 00:43:43,645
<i>♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪</i>

1003
00:43:43,645 --> 00:43:46,064
<i>- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ La di da-da-da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1004
00:43:46,064 --> 00:43:48,525
<i>- ♪ La da di da, la da di da ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

1005
00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:51,236
<i>♪ When you move your body like that ♪</i>

1006
00:43:55,657 --> 00:43:57,659
[bell tolls]