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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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♪ It's the man, yeah ♪

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[Kim Kardashian]
Previously, on The Kardashians...

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♪ Here comes the life ♪

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Hi!

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We're back, and we're refreshed.

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[director] Action!

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[Kim] I'm acting, but also producing
a Ryan Murphy TV show.

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I am terrified out of my [bleep] mind.

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[Kourtney] We're doing Lemme Play.

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We're using Julia Fox

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-in the campaign.
-Stop.

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Does Kimberly know?

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Julia Fox dated Kanye
after Kim and Kanye broke up.

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I think I might move back to New York.

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-Shut up.
-[Scott] Yeah.

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I don't want to be super negative,

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but Kim and Khloé's outfits right now,

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like, I've moved on from that era.

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She doesn't want to be judged,

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but all she does is judge other people.

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Wasn't gonna drink tonight,
but I'm gonna have a double.

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[Khloé] Is Bob here? Bobby!

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One person that isn't here
should be here to say goodbye

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with us to this house...

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[♪ dramatic music playing]

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This is gonna be good.

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-[♪ intense music swells]
-[all] Hello.

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[♪ dramatic music playing]

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[♪ "life is good" by Tim Halperin
and jumpseat playing]

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♪ Life is good, life is great ♪

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♪ Yeah, we're gonna celebrate ♪

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♪ Blow a kiss to the sun ♪

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♪ Hang back, let the moment last ♪

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♪ Life is good, life is great ♪

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♪ Yeah, we're gonna celebrate ♪

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♪ Everything is as it should be ♪

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[Kris] Your dad and I bought this house

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-for you guys many years ago...
-Christmas.

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...and I think one person isn't here

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that should be here to say goodbye
with us to this house.

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♪ Life is ♪

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♪ Life is good ♪

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-[♪ music stops abruptly]
-There she is.

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[♪ upbeat music resumes]

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[group] Hello!

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Hi.

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[Khloé] I was not expecting this tonight.

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I'm just waiting for another ex-husband
to walk through the door.

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Welcome, welcome!

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Come join so we can say goodbye
to this beautiful house

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where we've made so many great memories.

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What's going on?

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-[Kris laughing]
-[Kendall] We're saying goodbye.

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We're saying goodbye to the house.

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I was just saying that
we bought this house

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for Kendall and Kylie
and all the kids to grow up in,

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and we were, like, so excited

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-to make so many magical memories.
-[Caitlyn] That is so true.

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[voice breaking] About an hour ago,

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I called Caitlyn,

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and I said, "What are you doing?"

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And of course she said, "I'm eating dinner
and watching Fox News."

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I said, "Of course you are."

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And I said, "Would you like
to come say goodbye

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to Eldorado Meadow with us
and be with your kids?"

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And, um, she said, "I'm on my way."

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We fixed it up and, yeah, it's beautiful.

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It wouldn't be the same
saying goodbye without you

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because you were here
to help make those memories.

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-Was I here?
-You were here.

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[Kris] Yep, you were here.

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It's only right for Caitlyn
to be here tonight, too,

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because she actually was part
of all those amazing memories.

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It wasn't just my house, it was our house.

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We're here to give this off
to another beautiful family,

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to make beautiful memories.

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-[Caitlyn] Well, I just--
-[Kim] Do you know who bought it?

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[Caitlyn] I just want to make
a statement that--

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[Kim] Did someone buy it?

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-I don't--
-[Caitlyn] That...

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...I bought it!

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Yes, I'm gonna keep it in the family.

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I bought the house.

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-It's mine now. Okay?
-[laughing] Oh, my God.

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-Really?
-I don't know, it's a great idea.

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-[Caitlyn] Isn't that a great idea?
-[Kris] Yeah.

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-Can we have dinner here?
-Just kidding.

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Gosh, I couldn't afford this house if--

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-if you had paid me.
-[Kris] Oh.

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No, I'm-- I'm not in that market anymore.

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-That was a good one.
-[Caitlyn] Yes. Well, yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Well, thanks for having us.

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-[Caitlyn] Well, yes, anytime, right?
-Yeah. Okay.

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I got the good china out for you.

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-[Kris] Okay. Quick prayer.
-[Kendall laughing]

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I definitely wasn't expecting
my dad to be here,

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just knowing the relationship
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Not that it's bad, it's just distant.

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I think my mom's had
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to some of our family gatherings
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So, it makes me happy that

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Kylie and I didn't have to ask
for my dad to be invited

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and that my mom just thought
it was a good idea, regardless.

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I don't know if my parents will ever be

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best friends again,

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but this is definitely a great first step.

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Alright, prayer, prayer.

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Dear Heavenly Father,

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thank you so much
for this amazing evening,

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and first and foremost, we come to you...

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[voice breaking] with gratitude and love
and thankfulness for this house,

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these amazing memories
that we've made here.

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Just all the things
that you've allowed us to do.

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This was one of the biggest blessings
I could have ever imagined

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when we first got this house.

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And what I wish for my family
today is great happiness,

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great peace, great joy,
great forgiveness, great love,

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and just all being together
for as long as we live.

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And in Jesus' name, we pray.

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[all] Amen.

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[applauding]

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-[Kris] Yay.
-[Caitlyn] Hey!

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Thank you for coming.

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Means the world, I know, to the girls.

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-Should we get a plate?
-And there's food.

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Oh, there's actually-- We're gonna eat?

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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-Good to see ya.
-Hello.

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-Good to see ya.
-Nice to see you.

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-Hi, baby.
-Hi.

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[Caitlyn] Rob.

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-[Kylie] Hi, Dad.
-Hi.

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I just came because I could see you guys.

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-Aw, I love you.
-Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm happy that you came. You want food?

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-What's that?
-You want some food?

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Let's do it.

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[Khloé] Mom, that was really big of you,

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and I'm shocked you did that.

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But that was very nice.

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This felt like the right thing to do,

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and it felt like
the right thing to do for her

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and for Kendall and Kylie.

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Well, that's growth for you.

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I think so.

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I know so.

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For my mom to invite Caitlyn over here,

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when I know how hard that is for her.

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This was someone she was
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And I remember being in that back room

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with all of my siblings watching
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realizing for the very first time...

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Are you a woman?

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Um... yes.

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For all intents and purposes,
I am a woman.

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..."Oh, you're transitioning."

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Were you fair to these women you married?

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No, I wasn't as fair
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They didn't have a good relationship

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for years after their divorce.

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Things were said,

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weaponizing some situations
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that just wasn't truthful.

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The Vanity Fair article killed me.

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-What did I say?
-Are you kidding?

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And the fact that my mom can put
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or on pause for a second,

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it's really, really big of her.

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It just felt right.

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I'm very proud of you.

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[Caitlyn] Things haven't changed,
Kourtney's first in line.

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Yep, first child, first in line.

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It's nice that we can all be here together

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and that my brother is here.

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[Kourtney] Him and Khloé are
a little incestual.

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-We're cool?
-I'm happy.

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You're happy, good.

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Him and Kim are like

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the husband and wife that hate each other.

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-You're an [bleep].
-Yeah. You'd scream about it.

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-[Kim] You're so immature...
-Yeah. 'Cause I said-- Right.

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...that you don't know when you're wrong,
and you don't know when to apologize.

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And then Rob and I,
we were super close friends

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at one point where, like,
we would always go out together.

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We would, like, hold hands,
just have so much fun together.

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And I love having him around.

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[Kris] How was your house with the fire?

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[Caitlyn] It was a million miles away.

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[Kris] Did you have to evacuate?

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No. I'm not leaving my house,

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even if the fire's
at the bottom of the hill.

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Oh, what are you gonna do?

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Sit there with a hose?

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Never mind, don't answer that.
I already know the answer. Yeah, you are.

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My house is not gonna burn.

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[Kendall] I have to compartmentalize
my relationship with my dad in a way,

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because I love her.

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She's my dad.

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Like, we have a good relationship.

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But sometimes I get frustrated
with her with certain things,

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'cause we just have completely
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But, other than that,
I always want to include her.

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You know, I know she doesn't have a lot
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and I think that she gets lonely.

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You don't ever want anyone
to be sad, especially your dad,

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and someone you love and care about.

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So, at the end of the day,
it's really nice to have her around.

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I have a complete
firefighting system at my house.

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I'm prepared.

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I got Nomex suits on, I got helmets,

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I got gas masks, I got everything.

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I got all my hoses pulled.

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[Kim] I do see Caitlyn,
I talk to her all the time.

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For her 75th birthday, I wrote her a card,

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um, that just said,

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"Because of you and everything
that you have taught me,

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"I feel so blessed.

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"For all the carpool rides,

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"driving me to school every single day,

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"and all of the conversations
on those car rides.

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"I am who I am today because of you.

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"I think it helped shape who I am

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and why I'm successful today,
and I'm grateful for that."

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Have you gotten boots
that are good for snakes yet?

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-I need to find her, like, snake boots.
-What's that?

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I have them at my house,
they can't penetrate it.

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-[Khloé] Ooh, penetrate.
-Penetration.

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-Wait, can we do one thing really quick?
-Double penetration.

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Can we just go around the table quickly

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and just everybody say
what their favorite memory here is.

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[Caitlyn] Hmm. Huh.

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Do you want to start, mom?

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-Since you called it.
-[Rob/Caitlyn] Hmm.

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Okay.

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My favorite memory of this house

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is Christmas morning 2008.

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-When--
-[Khloé] Like you know the year.

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[Kris] We-- No, I didn't, I swear.
I just know the year.

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But Christmas morning 2008,
when we got to come over

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and surprise everybody
that we bought the house

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and that was the Christmas present,

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and everybody was screaming
and running through the house.

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You guys were so excited about it.

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[Kourtney] We shot
the Lady Marmalade video here.

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-We did.
-Oh, we did!

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♪ When we're together ♪

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♪ Nothin' we can't do ♪

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-[Kim] Kourt, down the stairs...
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

250
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[Kim] ...down the spiral stairs.
They're gone.

251
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I was coming down those stairs over there.

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My green dress.

253
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It's our last opportunity to finish it.

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[Kourtney] Should we finish it tonight?

255
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All three of us graduated
high school here...

256
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-Oh yeah!
-[laughter]

257
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-...on the same day, which--
-[Kris] Remember the surprise graduation?

258
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Which says a lot about
my education system, but...

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♪ Together just keeps gettin' better ♪

260
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♪ And the sun is gonna shine on through ♪

261
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I have so many baby memories here.

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-[Kendall] Mm.
-[Kylie] Mm-hmm.

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[Kim] I had Saint here.

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I just have lots of good memories
with my friends.

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I was thinking the same thing.

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Like smoking marijuana in the backyard.

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[♪ upbeat music dwindles]

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-[Caitlyn] Great.
-[Kris] What? Kylie!

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I just have lots of good memories
with my friends.

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I was thinking the same thing.

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Like smoking marijuana in the backyard.

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[Caitlyn] That's great.

273
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Kylie!

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Kris Jenner definitely got more relaxed

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the more children she had.

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Like, by the time I came around.

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I was definitely afraid of her
and respected her,

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but I could get away with a lot.

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-These were like formative--
-[Rob] That's when we were like

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-12 years old.
-Yeah.

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-Formative teenage years were happening.
-Formative?

282
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Smoking weed in the backyard is formative?

283
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Kylie had, like, smoked weed before me.

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Shocker.

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And I remember I was so mad at her.

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I was like, "You're a degenerate."

287
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Kendall was very hard on me growing up.

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She was such a hater.

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[Kendall] I think it was
'cause I was jealous.

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[laughs] I think I was jealous
that I didn't have as much,

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like, free spirit as her at the time.

292
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And then, I eventually smoked with them,
and I had the best time ever.

293
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And then, everything was great.

294
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We were doing a lot
behind your guys' back.

295
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Like I said, years of discovery for us.

296
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Yeah.

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Wow.

298
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I had sex in a few of these rooms.

299
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-[Kendall] With who?
-[Kylie] That's exciting.

300
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Yeah, thank you, Kylie,
just be supportive.

301
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,098
-I am supportive. I'm curious actually.
-I love that.

302
00:12:27,059 --> 00:12:28,435
What happened?

303
00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:31,939
When we had sex?

304
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What?

305
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[laughter]

306
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As sad as it is to get rid of this house,

307
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just think about, like, everything
that we've all accomplished

308
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and everything that we've worked
so hard for to start here,

309
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and to branch off and do
our individual things,

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and have our individual taste.

311
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Just being in this house
with all of us here,

312
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Rob, Caitlyn, like all of us,

313
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we just couldn't ask for a better night.

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It was like old times.

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♪ Woo, la la la la la la la la ♪

316
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♪ Got the feel good, feel good feeling ♪

317
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♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

318
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♪ I'm feeling good ♪

319
00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:18,527
We certainly went crazy
on Christmas, didn't we?

320
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[Kourtney] Look at Khloé
with her black hair.

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[Caitlyn] Ha!

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[Kourtney] Wait, ah, ah, ah!

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[Caitlyn] Ope!

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[Kris] Alright, guys,
family photo, let's go.

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-[Caitlyn] Where are you guys going?
-[Kris] Take a photo, come on.

326
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Make a row in the front.

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-[indistinct chatter]
-Kendall!

328
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-[Kourtney] Reign! Oh, he's here.
-We're taking a photo.

329
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Put your phone away.

330
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-Put your phone away!
-I'm sorry.

331
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♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

332
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♪ I'm feeling good ♪

333
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:53,270
Alright, you guys,
I'm heading back to Malibu.

334
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-[Kendall] Love you.
-Love you.

335
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-[Kylie] I'm gonna leave, too.
-Love you.

336
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-I love you.
-Can't believe

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you smoked dope in this house.

338
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So many drugs.

339
00:14:00,277 --> 00:14:02,196
[Caitlyn] And I didn't know it.

340
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Kylie, take a moment.

341
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,407
This might be the last time
you ever see this place.

342
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[Kylie] Come play with me in my room.

343
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:08,869
[♪ upbeat music playing]

344
00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:11,288
I'm so sad my room doesn't exist.

345
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I'm heading back out.

346
00:14:12,873 --> 00:14:14,166
-Okay, I love you.
-Good seeing--

347
00:14:14,249 --> 00:14:16,001
Love you. Good seeing you.

348
00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:17,336
-Thank you for coming.
-Goodbye.

349
00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:19,296
That was so nice on short notice.

350
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,756
We appreciate it.

351
00:14:20,839 --> 00:14:23,467
That was a really great surprise
for the kids.

352
00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:25,594
You owe me one.

353
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:26,845
No, just kidding.

354
00:14:27,846 --> 00:14:29,223
What a great night.

355
00:14:29,306 --> 00:14:31,517
I'm so happy that we were all here

356
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,769
and we were able to say goodbye to a house

357
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:36,647
that brought us so much joy and love.

358
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,775
Blood, sweat, and tears, highs and lows,

359
00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:41,902
and that Caitlyn was there.

360
00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:45,072
It's been a really long road,

361
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,741
but it was Caitlyn's house, too.

362
00:14:47,825 --> 00:14:49,201
Bye, house.

363
00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:50,994
One last hug in this house.

364
00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:52,830
[Kylie] Oh!

365
00:14:55,624 --> 00:14:56,625
[Kylie giggling]

366
00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:59,044
[people chattering]

367
00:15:06,218 --> 00:15:08,887
[♪ "End of the Road"
by Boyz II Men playing]

368
00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:28,031
♪ Although we've come ♪

369
00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:31,952
♪ To the end of the road ♪

370
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:33,328
♪ End of the road ♪

371
00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:36,248
♪ Still, I can't let go ♪

372
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:38,250
♪ I can't let go, baby ♪

373
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,085
♪ It's unnatural ♪

374
00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:42,504
♪ You belong to me ♪

375
00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:46,425
♪ I belong to you ♪

376
00:15:47,342 --> 00:15:49,928
[Kendall] Kylie and I have
so much history in that house.

377
00:15:50,012 --> 00:15:52,264
It was high school years in that house.

378
00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:54,183
We've snuck boys in that house together,

379
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:55,976
and gotten each other out
of trouble in that house,

380
00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:57,102
and fought in that house.

381
00:15:57,186 --> 00:15:59,646
And that was the last house
her and I lived in together.

382
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:02,316
So, when I looked back
at her standing on the stairs,

383
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:05,319
I realized that's probably the last time
I'll see her on those stairs.

384
00:16:05,402 --> 00:16:06,403
♪ Love ♪

385
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,071
♪ I don't know what I'm gonna do
'cause I know ♪

386
00:16:08,155 --> 00:16:11,325
♪ I've come to the end of the road,
the end of the road ♪

387
00:16:11,658 --> 00:16:13,535
[Kylie] Those were some of the best years.

388
00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:17,039
I'm definitely gonna miss...
miss this house.

389
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:19,333
Kylie's bedroom tour.

390
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:22,503
This is my bathroom. These are my shoes.

391
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:25,714
I have to shove them back here,

392
00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:28,133
'cause Kendall again got
the bigger closet.

393
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:31,803
And that is it of Kylie's bedroom tour.

394
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:36,058
To see Kendall and Kylie crying
on the staircase

395
00:16:36,141 --> 00:16:39,603
is really emotional for me,
and it makes me wanna cry.

396
00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:42,231
I'm so proud of my kids,

397
00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:44,525
and just to see everybody come together

398
00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:47,819
and really appreciate
this chapter in our lives,

399
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:50,989
and to really feel it
and feel all the love,

400
00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:52,699
it's just really special.

401
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:58,413
♪ Come to the end of the road ♪

402
00:16:58,497 --> 00:16:59,831
♪ Got to the... ♪

403
00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:02,626
-♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
-♪ It's unnatural ♪

404
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:04,628
♪ You belong to me ♪

405
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:06,672
-♪ I belong to you ♪
- Love you.

406
00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:07,756
[Kris] I love you.

407
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:09,341
[♪ song ends]

408
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:10,717
Love you so much.

409
00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:13,887
I love you. Mm.

410
00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:16,598
You're a lot taller
than when we first moved in.

411
00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:18,559
-I know.
-Taller than me now.

412
00:17:19,726 --> 00:17:20,727
Love you.

413
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:23,480
[Kylie] Bye, Corey, love you.

414
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,898
-Love you.
-[Kendall] Love you.

415
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:27,568
They finally moved out.

416
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:30,946
[cackling]

417
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,282
Woo!

418
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:35,325
Come on, babe, we're outta here.

419
00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:37,494
[♪ "Hello (Leggo!)"
by Jade Josephine playing]

420
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,371
♪ Hello, hello, get ready to let go ♪

421
00:17:39,454 --> 00:17:41,999
♪ I'm the one that get it started
I just tell 'em let go ♪

422
00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:43,875
♪ Hello, hello, hello, hello ♪

423
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,877
♪ It's a new day, it's a new way,

424
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:46,962
-♪ Touché ♪
-♪ Let go ♪

425
00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:48,255
♪ Hard, had my group played ♪

426
00:17:48,338 --> 00:17:49,548
-♪ It's a new way ♪
-♪ Let go ♪

427
00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:51,174
Hi, Chef.

428
00:17:51,258 --> 00:17:52,551
Hi, Khlo!

429
00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:54,845
[Khloé] Malika is always encouraging me

430
00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:55,971
to do new things.

431
00:17:56,054 --> 00:18:00,058
So, we are gonna do
a cooking class with Chef K.

432
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:01,268
♪ Let go ♪

433
00:18:01,351 --> 00:18:03,478
This is my Dolly Parton apron.

434
00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:05,147
[Malika Haqq] Do it, girl.

435
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:06,815
[Khloé] I love my Dolly apron.

436
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:09,151
You guys know I love Dolly Parton.

437
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:12,237
That's like my podcast goal.

438
00:18:12,321 --> 00:18:14,114
So, you know, you have to manifest.

439
00:18:14,197 --> 00:18:16,033
[Khloé] What are we cooking today?

440
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:18,118
[Chef K] Here's your risotto ingredients.

441
00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:19,494
[♪ plucky music playing]

442
00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:22,998
Stirring the pot. Stirring the pot.

443
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:28,545
Do you know who wants
to try something new...

444
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:29,630
-Who?
-...Malik?

445
00:18:29,713 --> 00:18:30,797
-Who?
-Is Scott.

446
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:34,801
The fires made him realize
that he has no family here,

447
00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:38,680
and he wants to go to New York

448
00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:41,058
-and, like, move there.
-Like, permanently?

449
00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:43,268
I don't know if he thought it through,
but I also feel like

450
00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:45,729
maybe it has to do
with a girl or something.

451
00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:48,231
-Possibly.
-Because what a strange--

452
00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:50,192
I think I would move
to New York for a man.

453
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:51,276
Not gonna lie.

454
00:18:51,568 --> 00:18:52,569
I wouldn't.

455
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:53,654
You wouldn't?

456
00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:55,238
Honey, you've moved everywhere for a man.

457
00:18:55,322 --> 00:18:56,573
[Khloé] Not New York, though.

458
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,992
New York is too much, like full time--

459
00:18:59,076 --> 00:19:00,577
But then, Cleveland was too little.

460
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,454
No, I liked Cleveland a lot.

461
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:04,873
[Malika] Entrée time.

462
00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:07,125
If it's gonna pop out at me,
I'm gonna freak out.

463
00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:08,377
Why would I do that?

464
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,214
Oh, no.

465
00:19:12,964 --> 00:19:14,675
What is that? An eel?

466
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:16,718
-[Chef K laughing]
-[chuckling] No.

467
00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,303
It's branzino.

468
00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:20,847
[Khloé] Chef, why is its head on?

469
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,391
And its wings or whatever those are?

470
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:24,851
[laughing] "Wings."

471
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,103
That is sick.

472
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,271
Holy [bleep].

473
00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:29,564
It's looking at me.

474
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:31,233
What the [bleep].

475
00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:34,194
I don't eat anything with bones,

476
00:19:34,277 --> 00:19:37,322
but faces are a definite no-no.

477
00:19:37,406 --> 00:19:39,282
I can't eat things
with a face looking at me.

478
00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:40,659
It actually tastes really good.

479
00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:43,412
It's like, "Did you enjoy me? How was I?"

480
00:19:43,495 --> 00:19:46,164
[Chef K] So, we're gonna
do belly side down.

481
00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:47,999
-Shit.
-And then rub her with some of this.

482
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,710
[whiny voice] Oh, my God, it's bloody.

483
00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:50,961
It's not blood, it's just the--

484
00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:52,045
-Residue?
-[Chef K] Yeah.

485
00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:55,465
-No, it's just the-- It's the flesh.
-[Khloé groaning]

486
00:19:55,549 --> 00:19:56,591
[Chef K] It's been drained.

487
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,093
-Oi.
-[fish head slapping]

488
00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:00,387
Oh, my God, it went back!

489
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,889
Oh, my God, I can't look at it.

490
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,517
The smell of fish is really tough.

491
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,894
And now, it's, like, living in my walls.

492
00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:09,604
It's just so vile.

493
00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:11,273
We should have done this outside.

494
00:20:11,356 --> 00:20:13,108
It's gross.

495
00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:15,736
-[Chef K] Should we...
-Yes, it's done.

496
00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:17,154
-You're gonna--
-[Chef K] Here. In there.

497
00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:18,280
You're gonna burn.

498
00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:19,489
[Chef K] Here we go.

499
00:20:19,573 --> 00:20:20,741
[Khloé] Bye-bye.

500
00:20:20,824 --> 00:20:22,325
I hope you burn.

501
00:20:22,784 --> 00:20:24,536
[phone ringing]

502
00:20:24,619 --> 00:20:26,997
-[Khloé] Hi.
-[Kourtney] Hi, so what happened?

503
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,915
So no protest this week?

504
00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:31,001
I sent you guys...

505
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,627
Let me see what I sent you guys.

506
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:34,379
This is what I sent.

507
00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:39,176
[Kourtney] If you think I can keep up
with this chat of ours, you're wrong.

508
00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:43,764
[Khloé] Our group chats are
a roller coaster of emotions.

509
00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:47,726
What a depressing family chat
about the Ring Pops.

510
00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:50,479
-[Kris] [on phone] I know.
-I carpooled four kids this morning,

511
00:20:50,562 --> 00:20:53,857
and I gave them a Ring Pop,
and God forbid they took a picture,

512
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,817
and of course Psalm's tongue was out,

513
00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:56,902
and Kourtney was like,

514
00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:59,237
"What's that blue dye number one
on his tongue?"

515
00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:00,614
-I'm like, I don't know.
-Oh, no.

516
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:02,240
Childhood. It's called childhood.

517
00:21:02,324 --> 00:21:04,242
-And every last one of us had one.
-I just was like...

518
00:21:04,326 --> 00:21:06,536
[Kourtney] By the way, just a...

519
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:07,871
[softly] Oh, my God.

520
00:21:08,288 --> 00:21:10,248
-[normal] Yes.
-[Kourtney] ...a sidebar,

521
00:21:10,332 --> 00:21:12,959
they recommend that in all kids' rooms

522
00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:15,420
that you have no TVs

523
00:21:15,837 --> 00:21:18,882
and that you turn off all devices--

524
00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:22,385
or take them out of the room, sorry--
an hour before bedtime.

525
00:21:22,969 --> 00:21:24,721
Nice. Or what will happen?

526
00:21:25,138 --> 00:21:27,933
[Kourtney] It's just like
from a neurological standpoint.

527
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,435
What if everything's been going smooth?

528
00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,063
[Kourtney] Well, just you wait.

529
00:21:33,146 --> 00:21:35,148
Just you wait 'til they get older.

530
00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:38,026
I don't know why you always wish
these negative things on them.

531
00:21:38,109 --> 00:21:41,279
[Kourtney] No, I don't wish.
I just-- It's just--

532
00:21:41,363 --> 00:21:43,448
You always say, "Just you wait."

533
00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:47,077
What bothers me the most is
that Kourtney's the first one

534
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,830
that says she doesn't like
how judgy people are,

535
00:21:49,913 --> 00:21:53,708
but she's the first one
to be so passive-aggressive

536
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,418
with everyone else, at least with me.

537
00:21:56,002 --> 00:21:59,506
First of all, your kids do have TVs
in their bedrooms,

538
00:21:59,589 --> 00:22:02,092
but cool, if you don't want them
at your house,

539
00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:03,802
don't have them at your house.

540
00:22:03,885 --> 00:22:05,720
My kids, we're doing fine.

541
00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:07,305
[Kourtney] It's bad for their brain.

542
00:22:07,389 --> 00:22:10,475
It's on, like, so many different studies.

543
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:11,643
'Kay.

544
00:22:11,726 --> 00:22:15,605
And I really hate whenever I hear,
"Just wait 'til your kids are older."

545
00:22:15,689 --> 00:22:20,318
Like, almost insinuating like
mine are gonna be wild animals

546
00:22:20,402 --> 00:22:22,070
swinging from the chandeliers.

547
00:22:22,153 --> 00:22:26,575
'Cause it actually does put
such a negative cloud

548
00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:28,118
over that chapter.

549
00:22:28,201 --> 00:22:30,036
And yes, I'm sure it's gonna be tough,

550
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,329
but let me figure that out.

551
00:22:32,414 --> 00:22:35,083
[Kourtney] Can read it to you exactly,
if you'd like to know.

552
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:38,253
"Data indicates that technology use,

553
00:22:38,336 --> 00:22:40,589
"particularly within one hour of bedtime,

554
00:22:40,672 --> 00:22:43,383
"is associated with sleep dysregulation,

555
00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:45,635
"disruptions to neurological development

556
00:22:45,719 --> 00:22:47,304
in adolescent brains."

557
00:22:47,387 --> 00:22:51,057
That's from the American Academy
of Pediatrics.

558
00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:53,393
We do TV time before bed.

559
00:22:53,476 --> 00:22:55,186
[Kourtney] Yeah, she's just saying to stop

560
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:57,939
at an hour before,
which I have to do, too.

561
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,192
[Khloé] Okay, well, I love you.
This has been great.

562
00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:03,278
-[Kourtney] Okay. I love you.
-Okay, thank you.

563
00:23:03,695 --> 00:23:05,280
-[Kourtney] Bye.
-Bye.

564
00:23:05,363 --> 00:23:06,448
Wow.

565
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,033
She's informative.

566
00:23:08,116 --> 00:23:09,117
She is.

567
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,620
[Malika] Come on, don't lie,
it looks beautiful.

568
00:23:11,703 --> 00:23:14,915
I see its eyeball
and the scales on its cheek.

569
00:23:14,998 --> 00:23:16,541
Oh, my God.

570
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,132
Be honest.

571
00:23:24,215 --> 00:23:26,801
[♪ mischievous music playing]

572
00:23:27,218 --> 00:23:28,219
You're gonna spit it out.

573
00:23:28,637 --> 00:23:31,306
-It's just hard when it's staring at me.
-So, swallow then.

574
00:23:31,765 --> 00:23:33,391
[gags] Ugh.

575
00:23:34,017 --> 00:23:36,853
I wonder if my cats would eat the fish.

576
00:23:38,146 --> 00:23:39,481
[cat meows]

577
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:43,610
[♪ upbeat music playing]

578
00:23:43,693 --> 00:23:46,321
♪ Ooh, go ahead and jump,
let yourself get into it ♪

579
00:23:46,404 --> 00:23:48,531
♪ Go wild, got style, now we living it ♪

580
00:23:48,615 --> 00:23:50,158
-♪ Thought it was good ♪
-[board clacks]

581
00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:51,910
Alright, guys, here we go, good energy.

582
00:23:51,993 --> 00:23:53,578
♪ But it's only gettin' better ♪

583
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,206
♪ Be-be-better ♪

584
00:23:56,289 --> 00:23:57,791
♪ Yeah, it's only gettin' better ♪

585
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:04,422
Well, I'm making my little checkup
on my daughter Kim,

586
00:24:04,506 --> 00:24:07,217
who's shooting All's Fair
at the studio here in Hollywood,

587
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:11,304
that I am co-executive producing
with Ryan Murphy.

588
00:24:11,388 --> 00:24:14,808
So, I'm gonna pay my daughter
a little surprise visit

589
00:24:14,891 --> 00:24:16,142
and see what she's up to.

590
00:24:16,226 --> 00:24:17,560
What are you guys up to?

591
00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:19,312
♪ It's only gettin' better ♪

592
00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,856
[Kris] Wow, how's everybody doing?

593
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:23,858
[Kim] Good, just getting ready.

594
00:24:23,942 --> 00:24:25,026
[Kris] Yeah?

595
00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:26,403
What time you think we'll wrap, 9:00?

596
00:24:26,486 --> 00:24:28,071
[assistant] They just said,
like, nine hours.

597
00:24:28,154 --> 00:24:29,948
-Nine hours from now?
-[assistant] It's a long scene.

598
00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:32,409
Yeah, that's how long it takes
to film one scene.

599
00:24:32,492 --> 00:24:33,785
It's like nine hours.

600
00:24:33,868 --> 00:24:35,036
I didn't get that much sleep,

601
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,872
'cause I wrapped last night at almost 3:00

602
00:24:37,956 --> 00:24:41,543
and then had to get up,
North had a recital.

603
00:24:41,626 --> 00:24:44,587
It wasn't on my schedule,
and she called me late last night like,

604
00:24:44,671 --> 00:24:45,714
"Are you coming?"

605
00:24:46,214 --> 00:24:47,590
And I was like, "What?"

606
00:24:48,091 --> 00:24:49,843
I don't know how you're doing it.

607
00:24:49,926 --> 00:24:53,179
I have a huge law school test
in two weeks.

608
00:24:53,263 --> 00:24:55,348
I have finals coming up
in a couple of weeks,

609
00:24:55,432 --> 00:24:58,935
and then after that,
I will have graduated law school.

610
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,813
And then, the bar's coming up
in three months.

611
00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:04,649
So, I go right into heavy bar prep.

612
00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:06,526
All I do is study.

613
00:25:06,609 --> 00:25:08,278
Do you want me to get you a cup of coffee?

614
00:25:08,361 --> 00:25:09,571
No, thanks.

615
00:25:11,197 --> 00:25:12,574
Can I get a cup of coffee?

616
00:25:12,657 --> 00:25:13,992
-[Kim] Sure.
-Okay.

617
00:25:14,075 --> 00:25:15,827
I'm playing a lawyer on TV,

618
00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:18,079
and that's just what I want
to be in real life.

619
00:25:18,163 --> 00:25:23,251
So, studying for the bar exam
in between takes

620
00:25:23,334 --> 00:25:24,669
is really challenging.

621
00:25:24,753 --> 00:25:27,505
Like, the way that I
really memorize my lines,

622
00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:29,257
I kinda have to, like, just be in it.

623
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:33,136
So, it's really hard to then
be trying to memorize

624
00:25:33,219 --> 00:25:36,806
definitions and stuff
that I need for all of my essays.

625
00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:40,685
So, it is a bit challenging
doing it at the same time.

626
00:25:40,769 --> 00:25:42,312
[♪ intense music playing]

627
00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:44,064
♪ This the type of beat that make you... ♪

628
00:25:51,154 --> 00:25:53,198
-Hi!
-Hi!

629
00:25:53,281 --> 00:25:55,825
-Hi! You guys look--
-So lovely to have you at our...

630
00:25:55,909 --> 00:25:57,494
[both] Mwah. Mwah.

631
00:25:57,577 --> 00:25:58,912
[Kris] You ready?

632
00:25:58,995 --> 00:26:00,163
-[Glenn Close] Yeah.
-[Kris] Yeah?

633
00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,919
[Niecy Nash] I'm proud of your baby.

634
00:26:06,002 --> 00:26:08,046
-Yeah?
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.

635
00:26:08,129 --> 00:26:10,590
She doing-- Is she making us proud?

636
00:26:10,673 --> 00:26:11,966
-She's making you proud.
-Yeah.

637
00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,676
She's making you proud. You know?

638
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,303
And with everything else.

639
00:26:15,386 --> 00:26:16,471
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah.

640
00:26:16,554 --> 00:26:18,056
-So it's-- It--
-I don't know how she's doing it.

641
00:26:18,139 --> 00:26:19,432
I don't know how she's doing the hours--

642
00:26:19,516 --> 00:26:21,101
-[Glenn] This one?
-Yeah.

643
00:26:21,184 --> 00:26:24,479
I am so proud of Kim
in the All's Fair show.

644
00:26:24,562 --> 00:26:27,816
I just had no idea what to expect.

645
00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:32,070
But this level of professionalism,
her as an actress,

646
00:26:32,153 --> 00:26:36,991
the performance that she brings
from within is spectacular.

647
00:26:37,075 --> 00:26:39,119
Do you know that's all
I've ever wanted to play

648
00:26:39,202 --> 00:26:40,328
-is a villain?
-Really?

649
00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:42,038
Because I just want to play one in life.

650
00:26:43,957 --> 00:26:45,333
Like, I want to be...
You know what I mean?

651
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,918
-I've done it. I've played villains.
-I know, like--

652
00:26:47,001 --> 00:26:48,002
I know. You play some great villains.

653
00:26:55,635 --> 00:26:56,636
[Kris] I probably--

654
00:26:56,719 --> 00:27:00,431
In my day, I probably saw
Fatal Attraction so many times.

655
00:27:00,515 --> 00:27:01,850
Probably six times.

656
00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:03,309
I have to see it again.

657
00:27:03,393 --> 00:27:05,311
We have to get a-- Have you seen it?

658
00:27:05,603 --> 00:27:07,647
[♪ mischievous music playing]

659
00:27:07,772 --> 00:27:08,815
Fatal Attraction?

660
00:27:09,983 --> 00:27:11,317
Don't put me on the spot like this.

661
00:27:11,401 --> 00:27:13,027
-You haven't?
-Stop!

662
00:27:13,111 --> 00:27:14,154
-[Glenn] Oh, my God.
-[Kris] Stop it.

663
00:27:14,237 --> 00:27:15,572
-[Niecy] It's a cult classic!
-[Glenn] I can't--

664
00:27:15,655 --> 00:27:17,073
You won't even be able
to speak to her at work.

665
00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:18,158
-She's a lunatic.
-It's a classic.

666
00:27:18,241 --> 00:27:19,784
-I can't believe you didn't see it.
-Are you crazy?

667
00:27:22,203 --> 00:27:23,913
-No, no. This is another one.
-What? Oh, no.

668
00:27:23,997 --> 00:27:27,208
Never seen Fatal Attraction. I know.

669
00:27:28,376 --> 00:27:31,713
I actually haven't seen a lot of movies.
I never had time.

670
00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:34,924
This is another level of this one...

671
00:27:36,801 --> 00:27:38,678
...that you won't believe
what comes out of this one's...

672
00:27:38,761 --> 00:27:41,055
[Niecy] "I won't be ignored, Dan!"

673
00:27:41,139 --> 00:27:42,307
-I'll watch it with you.
-Yeah.

674
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:43,391
-Okay.
-Oh, I--

675
00:27:43,474 --> 00:27:45,143
-No, let's all watch it!
-I'd love to watch it with you.

676
00:27:45,226 --> 00:27:46,686
-Will you come over?
-Let's all watch it.

677
00:27:46,769 --> 00:27:48,438
-Yes!
-Let's all have a watching party.

678
00:27:48,521 --> 00:27:50,106
-Yes! Let's do it.
-[Kris] I would love it.

679
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,191
-Okay.
-Oh, my God.

680
00:27:51,274 --> 00:27:52,275
-Let's all do it.
-At your house.

681
00:27:52,358 --> 00:27:53,818
-[Kris] Yeah. Oh, for sure.
-[Glenn] Yeah.

682
00:27:55,778 --> 00:27:58,448
All I'm gonna say is wait
for the bathtub scene.

683
00:27:58,531 --> 00:28:00,116
Oh, my God.

684
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,993
Kim, you don't know
what you have in store.

685
00:28:03,369 --> 00:28:04,370
Much to look forward to.

686
00:28:04,454 --> 00:28:06,831
I'm freaking out. Freaking out!

687
00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:11,127
I get to watch Fatal Attraction
with Glenn Close...

688
00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:12,837
[laughing] at my house.

689
00:28:12,921 --> 00:28:13,922
I'm dying.

690
00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:16,549
Yep, Glenn Close, ladies and gentlemen.

691
00:28:17,425 --> 00:28:19,385
♪ So whatever you need, just talk to me ♪

692
00:28:19,469 --> 00:28:22,305
[♪ "Talk To Me" by Kullah playing]

693
00:28:22,388 --> 00:28:23,389
♪ You can talk to me ♪

694
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,397
Um, guys, is Twitch a person?

695
00:28:36,653 --> 00:28:39,113
So that's what it's for? Okay.

696
00:28:39,197 --> 00:28:40,448
♪ You feel great ♪

697
00:28:40,531 --> 00:28:42,033
I'm excited!

698
00:28:42,116 --> 00:28:44,535
I usually try to work once a week

699
00:28:44,619 --> 00:28:45,828
at the most,

700
00:28:45,912 --> 00:28:46,996
if that,

701
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,581
or once a month.

702
00:28:48,665 --> 00:28:52,293
But, this week, Alabama asked me

703
00:28:52,377 --> 00:28:55,838
if I would shoot this teaser video

704
00:28:55,922 --> 00:28:58,424
for her Twitch livestream.

705
00:28:58,508 --> 00:29:02,720
And then, I am shooting
our new Lemme campaign

706
00:29:02,804 --> 00:29:04,013
with Julia Fox.

707
00:29:04,097 --> 00:29:06,015
Okay, this is the plan.

708
00:29:06,099 --> 00:29:07,850
-'Kay.
-This is my creative direction.

709
00:29:07,934 --> 00:29:08,935
-'Kay.
-So--

710
00:29:09,018 --> 00:29:10,144
Is this all your idea?

711
00:29:10,228 --> 00:29:11,813
This is, ground up, my idea.

712
00:29:11,896 --> 00:29:13,773
The camera's gonna be on you.

713
00:29:13,856 --> 00:29:15,775
You're kind of playing the manager role.

714
00:29:15,858 --> 00:29:18,486
-[Kourtney] 'Kay.
-You're like, "Where is Alabama?

715
00:29:18,569 --> 00:29:20,321
"She's late for her stream.

716
00:29:20,405 --> 00:29:22,448
I'm so sick of this, et cetera."

717
00:29:22,532 --> 00:29:25,243
[Kourtney] Okay, so I'm playing
the Wicked Stepmother.

718
00:29:25,326 --> 00:29:26,703
No.

719
00:29:26,786 --> 00:29:29,163
'Cause I'm w-- I'm pouring water
on you to wake you up.

720
00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:31,291
You're my manager
that wants me to do good in life.

721
00:29:31,374 --> 00:29:32,375
Okay.

722
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,877
Alabama and I are super close.

723
00:29:34,961 --> 00:29:37,922
I've known her
since she was eight years old.

724
00:29:38,006 --> 00:29:40,466
This is tea, the makeup and hair.

725
00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:42,427
-Ay! [laughing]
-It's matcha.

726
00:29:42,885 --> 00:29:44,554
-It's matcha.
-It's matcha.

727
00:29:44,637 --> 00:29:48,349
Yeah, I love, you know,
being there for her, to support her.

728
00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:50,435
I love that she asked me,

729
00:29:50,518 --> 00:29:53,271
that she thinks I'm cool enough
to be in her video.

730
00:29:53,354 --> 00:29:55,398
-I text Kourtney the other day...
-[Kourtney] It is--

731
00:29:55,481 --> 00:29:56,774
...I go, "This is tea."

732
00:29:56,858 --> 00:29:58,526
She goes, "It's matcha,

733
00:29:58,609 --> 00:29:59,819
-it's chamomile."
-[Kourtney] And then--

734
00:29:59,902 --> 00:30:01,070
It's peppermint.

735
00:30:01,154 --> 00:30:05,616
With the older kids,
I try to be there for them

736
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:10,747
as a friend, and I try to be there

737
00:30:10,830 --> 00:30:12,790
in a motherly way

738
00:30:12,874 --> 00:30:16,169
as much or as little as they are wanting.

739
00:30:16,252 --> 00:30:18,921
You know, like, I don't wanna
be, like, overbearing,

740
00:30:19,005 --> 00:30:21,716
but I love being there for them

741
00:30:21,799 --> 00:30:24,427
to give them advice when they ask me,

742
00:30:24,510 --> 00:30:27,263
or spend time with them when they want to,

743
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,766
or, you know, just in any way that I can.

744
00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:32,560
[camera roller rattling]

745
00:30:32,643 --> 00:30:34,187
Um, they said we need 10 minutes

746
00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:36,147
because their camera guy
is about to be here.

747
00:30:36,230 --> 00:30:38,441
-He hit traffic. So...
-[Kourtney] 'Kay.

748
00:30:38,524 --> 00:30:39,942
See you in ten.

749
00:30:41,110 --> 00:30:44,989
[♪ plucky, whimsical music playing]

750
00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:47,367
[crew chattering]

751
00:30:47,867 --> 00:30:51,788
[♪ plucky, whimsical music continues]

752
00:30:56,501 --> 00:30:57,502
[Kourtney] Hi, baby.

753
00:30:57,585 --> 00:30:58,753
[Travis Barker] What are you doing?

754
00:30:58,836 --> 00:31:00,713
Just, um, filming...

755
00:31:00,797 --> 00:31:03,132
-Oh, nice.
-...for this thing for Bama.

756
00:31:03,216 --> 00:31:06,010
This is all very specific Bama direction.

757
00:31:06,094 --> 00:31:08,721
I'm in heels and a trench coat.

758
00:31:08,805 --> 00:31:10,515
[Travis] It sounds like
our date night outfit.

759
00:31:10,598 --> 00:31:12,767
It is. It's our date night outfit.

760
00:31:13,267 --> 00:31:16,145
-[Travis chuckles]
-Um, and then I pour water on her.

761
00:31:16,229 --> 00:31:18,439
Nice. Okay, I love you.

762
00:31:18,523 --> 00:31:19,565
I love you.

763
00:31:19,649 --> 00:31:20,817
-Mwah.
-Mwah.

764
00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:22,902
[crickets chirping]

765
00:31:22,985 --> 00:31:24,987
[♪ curious music playing]

766
00:31:25,071 --> 00:31:26,739
[equipment rattling]

767
00:31:28,658 --> 00:31:30,368
[equipment thudding]

768
00:31:32,954 --> 00:31:36,916
I was like, "When are
we shooting this, guys?"

769
00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:39,502
And they were like,
"Realistically, we could have it

770
00:31:39,585 --> 00:31:41,295
up and running in 30 minutes."

771
00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,548
I go, "We're gonna film in five minutes

772
00:31:43,631 --> 00:31:46,926
"and then we're gonna be out
of the bedroom in 10 minutes,

773
00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:48,719
"'cause I'm on a breastfeeding schedule.

774
00:31:48,803 --> 00:31:50,346
"I share a room with my baby,

775
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,682
and, like, I can't have
all these people in here."

776
00:31:52,765 --> 00:31:54,475
[crew chattering]

777
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:57,562
[Kourtney] This Twitch crew
is not staying on the schedule.

778
00:31:57,645 --> 00:31:58,896
[crew member] That's too much...

779
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:02,442
I just am very efficient with my time.

780
00:32:02,525 --> 00:32:04,110
I have to have dinner with my husband.

781
00:32:04,193 --> 00:32:06,904
I need to give my baby a bath.

782
00:32:06,988 --> 00:32:08,698
I don't have time to waste.

783
00:32:08,781 --> 00:32:12,368
And I am all here to be supportive
and do this video,

784
00:32:12,452 --> 00:32:14,662
but the team needs to get it together.

785
00:32:14,745 --> 00:32:18,624
I've had a small crew with one camera,
do we need that?

786
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,960
Like a handheld? I have one.

787
00:32:21,043 --> 00:32:23,588
-Do I need to plug in these lights?
-[Alabama Barker] I'll do it.

788
00:32:23,671 --> 00:32:26,841
[Kourtney] Do we need to-- What do we
need to do here to get this going?

789
00:32:29,552 --> 00:32:31,053
[Kourtney] Did I give you that,
those boots?

790
00:32:31,137 --> 00:32:33,055
-[Liz Muller] Those are amazing.
-[Alabama] Aren't these crazy?

791
00:32:33,139 --> 00:32:34,390
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-[Liz] Love those.

792
00:32:35,725 --> 00:32:36,726
[Kourtney] B for Barker.

793
00:32:36,809 --> 00:32:37,977
-[Alabama] B for Barker.
-And Bama.

794
00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:39,061
Bama Barker.

795
00:32:39,145 --> 00:32:40,646
[Alabama] Bama Barker.

796
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:42,648
Do you want me to plug in
the lights in there?

797
00:32:42,732 --> 00:32:44,066
Do you want me to build the camera?

798
00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:45,526
-What can I do?
-[Liz laughing]

799
00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:47,487
So how my mom would act.

800
00:32:49,447 --> 00:32:50,448
Yeah.

801
00:32:50,531 --> 00:32:51,616
[♪ energetic music playing]

802
00:32:51,699 --> 00:32:52,950
[director] Yeah, we're looking good.

803
00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:54,035
-[producer] Looks good?
-Yeah,

804
00:32:54,118 --> 00:32:55,411
we're looking good
with the good levels.

805
00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:57,747
I can't wait to see
Kourtney's acting skills.

806
00:32:58,331 --> 00:33:00,249
-[director] Roll sound.
-[crew member] Sound speed.

807
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,502
[director] Camera speeds, and action.

808
00:33:02,585 --> 00:33:03,878
Where is Bama?

809
00:33:04,587 --> 00:33:05,588
She's always late.

810
00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:08,090
She's gonna be late for this livestream.

811
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:10,092
[director] And cut.

812
00:33:10,176 --> 00:33:11,594
-[Alabama] Yay!
-[director] Okay, cool.

813
00:33:11,677 --> 00:33:13,137
Um, Bama.

814
00:33:13,221 --> 00:33:14,680
Ugh, Bama.

815
00:33:15,014 --> 00:33:16,098
I think that was perfect.

816
00:33:16,182 --> 00:33:17,475
We can move to the trench coat scene.

817
00:33:17,558 --> 00:33:18,935
[director] Alright, let's go out of here.

818
00:33:19,018 --> 00:33:20,770
And this room, yay.

819
00:33:21,187 --> 00:33:23,564
It's taking a very long time,

820
00:33:23,648 --> 00:33:27,026
and I just need to, like,
rinse all this makeup off

821
00:33:27,109 --> 00:33:30,988
and get my pajamas on
and get in bed with my baby.

822
00:33:31,072 --> 00:33:34,408
I don't know if it's too Inspector Gadget

823
00:33:34,492 --> 00:33:35,868
with your shiny one.

824
00:33:37,578 --> 00:33:38,955
[Kourtney] Camera crew,

825
00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:41,791
let's speed it up.

826
00:33:41,874 --> 00:33:44,085
So, I just need to get this done with

827
00:33:44,168 --> 00:33:47,922
and the team is just... really slow.

828
00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:53,469
Does anyone else always wonder
what to eat for dinner?

829
00:33:54,178 --> 00:33:55,972
[line ringing]

830
00:33:57,181 --> 00:33:59,684
Hi, can I please place
an order for pickup?

831
00:34:01,102 --> 00:34:03,479
[Kourtney] Can I please get a beet salad?

832
00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:08,859
And then, the chips and the non-spicy

833
00:34:10,111 --> 00:34:11,279
mac and cheese sauce.

834
00:34:11,362 --> 00:34:12,780
The cashew cheese.

835
00:34:15,241 --> 00:34:16,617
It's like a non-spicy--

836
00:34:16,701 --> 00:34:19,370
They say it's the mac and cheese cheese.

837
00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:24,584
Um, Jones.

838
00:34:27,712 --> 00:34:30,464
[laughing quietly]

839
00:34:31,632 --> 00:34:32,633
Yes.

840
00:34:33,801 --> 00:34:35,595
No, I just, like, can't stop laughing.

841
00:34:37,888 --> 00:34:40,349
Absolutely nothing. I don't even know.

842
00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:42,768
I just had a major laugh attack.

843
00:34:44,186 --> 00:34:45,187
Yes.

844
00:34:46,355 --> 00:34:47,356
Oh, my gosh.

845
00:34:49,734 --> 00:34:50,985
It really is.

846
00:34:53,863 --> 00:34:54,864
Okay.

847
00:34:56,449 --> 00:34:57,700
Thank you. Thank you so much.

848
00:34:58,993 --> 00:35:00,161
Okay, bye.

849
00:35:00,953 --> 00:35:04,915
That girl probably thinks
I am so psychotic.

850
00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:06,709
-[laughter]
-[Alabama] Stoned Kourt.

851
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:10,588
She's like, "This girl is smoking weed."

852
00:35:10,671 --> 00:35:12,298
I'm crying.

853
00:35:12,381 --> 00:35:13,633
-[Alabama] Why?
-Because...

854
00:35:14,342 --> 00:35:16,510
it was just the funniest conversation

855
00:35:16,594 --> 00:35:18,387
when she said, "What's your name?"

856
00:35:18,471 --> 00:35:20,514
And I said Jones.

857
00:35:20,598 --> 00:35:24,310
And I don't even know
why I came up with that name.

858
00:35:24,393 --> 00:35:28,022
I was gonna say Travis,
'cause he's picking it up.

859
00:35:28,105 --> 00:35:29,190
But then I was like...

860
00:35:29,273 --> 00:35:31,942
How are we gonna explain
to him that you're Jones now?

861
00:35:32,026 --> 00:35:33,027
[laughing] Jones.

862
00:35:33,110 --> 00:35:34,945
What if they think it's a prank call?

863
00:35:35,029 --> 00:35:36,906
No, she must think it's a prank call,

864
00:35:36,989 --> 00:35:39,158
but then I think she thinks I'm high.

865
00:35:39,241 --> 00:35:40,242
Oh, my gosh.

866
00:35:43,454 --> 00:35:44,914
[clicking tongue] Oh, all the time.

867
00:35:44,997 --> 00:35:48,709
I'm not gonna say "Travis,"
'cause I just feel like they know.

868
00:35:51,545 --> 00:35:53,798
I swear a lot of people don't.

869
00:35:54,256 --> 00:35:57,176
But, like, I do think
she recognized my voice,

870
00:35:57,259 --> 00:36:00,054
and I think when Travis
came in, she was like,

871
00:36:00,513 --> 00:36:03,432
"Oh, I think we know who this is for."

872
00:36:03,516 --> 00:36:05,267
[crew chattering]

873
00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:09,438
[Alabama] Wait, what are we
waiting on right now?

874
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,734
[Alabama] It's like,
what are we doing though?

875
00:36:13,818 --> 00:36:16,946
I am a reality star, so all I do,

876
00:36:17,029 --> 00:36:18,698
is I do-- I do one take.

877
00:36:18,781 --> 00:36:24,286
In this house, we don't sleep in
when we have things to do.

878
00:36:26,789 --> 00:36:28,332
-[Kourtney] That's what my mom would say.
-[all laugh]

879
00:36:33,421 --> 00:36:38,008
Oh, yeah, I have Kris Jenner inside of me.

880
00:36:38,092 --> 00:36:41,721
I have it all the time at home,
like with my team,

881
00:36:41,804 --> 00:36:45,516
'cause I used to be
my mom's assistant after college,

882
00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:49,854
and I think I just saw
the way that she-- her tone,

883
00:36:49,937 --> 00:36:53,774
the way that she, like,
gives a little evil look

884
00:36:53,858 --> 00:36:57,319
here and there, and I do the same thing.

885
00:36:57,403 --> 00:36:59,572
-From the top.
-Make it drop.

886
00:36:59,655 --> 00:37:00,990
-It's that...
-[Liz] No.

887
00:37:01,073 --> 00:37:02,908
Wet ass [bleep]

888
00:37:02,992 --> 00:37:04,702
[Alabama and Kourtney laughing]

889
00:37:04,785 --> 00:37:08,539
With Alabama, she's always playful
and, like, fun.

890
00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:12,710
She brings out that side
that's a little wild.

891
00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,962
You gotta sing WAP for the camera.

892
00:37:15,671 --> 00:37:16,881
From the top.

893
00:37:16,964 --> 00:37:18,466
Call-- Call Dad and start--

894
00:37:18,549 --> 00:37:20,259
-[Kourtney] Make it drop.
-Just start singing.

895
00:37:20,342 --> 00:37:22,511
FaceTime him and just start going at it.

896
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:24,889
Now from the top, make it drop,

897
00:37:24,972 --> 00:37:26,807
that's some wet ass [bleep].

898
00:37:30,019 --> 00:37:31,896
[Kourtney] I have WAP stuck in my head,

899
00:37:31,979 --> 00:37:35,024
and I was, like, singing it
for Bama and Malaya.

900
00:37:35,107 --> 00:37:37,568
And she was like, "Call my dad right now."

901
00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:40,196
-[director] Roll sound.
-[cameraman] Rolling.

902
00:37:40,279 --> 00:37:42,490
[director] Camera speed,
let's get quiet on set.

903
00:37:42,573 --> 00:37:43,741
And action.

904
00:37:44,867 --> 00:37:47,578
In this house, we do not sleep in

905
00:37:47,661 --> 00:37:49,163
when we have things to do.

906
00:37:49,246 --> 00:37:51,415
♪ I'm outta here, can't stop me ♪

907
00:37:52,374 --> 00:37:53,793
[Alabama shrieks]

908
00:37:55,127 --> 00:37:56,128
[scoffs]

909
00:37:57,087 --> 00:37:58,380
Time to get up.

910
00:37:58,464 --> 00:37:59,465
[director] Cut.

911
00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:01,383
Oh, my God, that was not acting.

912
00:38:01,592 --> 00:38:03,010
[director] Okay.
That's a wrap on Kourtney.

913
00:38:03,093 --> 00:38:04,178
-Thank you.
-[director] Thank you!

914
00:38:04,261 --> 00:38:06,013
[crew applauds]

915
00:38:06,096 --> 00:38:09,642
[Kourtney] I'm so happy
that this shoot is finally done.

916
00:38:09,725 --> 00:38:12,019
I think it'll be a really cute video,

917
00:38:12,102 --> 00:38:16,065
but I've exhausted
all my extra time for the day.

918
00:38:16,148 --> 00:38:17,608
♪ Watch me, watch me work ♪

919
00:38:20,069 --> 00:38:23,280
[♪ playful, plucky music playing]

920
00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:28,702
[sing-songy] ♪ My name is Kim Kardashian ♪
[normal] I wish.

921
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:30,913
Who doesn't wanna be Kim Kardashian?

922
00:38:30,996 --> 00:38:33,040
[♪ playful, plucky music continues]

923
00:38:33,123 --> 00:38:34,834
-[Kim/Sarah Paulson] Mom?
-[Kris] Yeah?

924
00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:36,335
Wait a minute, you guys are so cute!

925
00:38:36,418 --> 00:38:38,546
[Sarah] I was like, "I'm not your mom."

926
00:38:38,629 --> 00:38:39,839
-[Kris laughing]
-How are you?

927
00:38:39,922 --> 00:38:41,006
Good, how are you?

928
00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:42,716
I look like Kim but just not as good.

929
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,636
You guys are so cute.

930
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:47,346
-Are we cute?
-And you look like you're 12.

931
00:38:47,429 --> 00:38:49,139
-No, I don't.
-Yeah, you do.

932
00:38:49,223 --> 00:38:50,641
-[Sarah] She's my mom.
-[Kris] Yeah, you do.

933
00:38:50,724 --> 00:38:51,809
You could be one of mine.

934
00:38:51,892 --> 00:38:53,143
-Yeah, I could.
-Yeah.

935
00:38:53,227 --> 00:38:55,062
-Yeah.
-I'm pretending she's my mom, too.

936
00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:56,272
Yeah, why not?

937
00:38:56,355 --> 00:39:01,026
Sarah Paulson is just so [bleep] funny.

938
00:39:01,110 --> 00:39:02,653
Like, I don't know what it is,

939
00:39:02,736 --> 00:39:04,321
she just makes me laugh.

940
00:39:04,405 --> 00:39:07,491
And it really has ruined
so many of our scenes.

941
00:39:07,575 --> 00:39:10,077
It was like the one time
I thought Glenn was gonna, like,

942
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,788
cuss us out because we just
couldn't get it together.

943
00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,540
-Alright, we're late.
-[Sarah] Okay, we're gonna go.

944
00:39:14,623 --> 00:39:15,916
Oh, hi.

945
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,167
-Bye, Mom!
-You guys look so cute.

946
00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:18,502
-Bye.
-Bye, Mom.

947
00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:19,587
-[Kris] Be good.
-Bye, Mom.

948
00:39:19,670 --> 00:39:21,338
-[Kim] They're coming for us.
-[Sarah] They don't care.

949
00:39:21,422 --> 00:39:24,633
Enough joking. It's time to start acting.

950
00:39:24,717 --> 00:39:26,260
[director] Alright.
Still rolling, sound pickup.

951
00:39:26,343 --> 00:39:27,344
[cameraman] Still rolling.

952
00:39:27,428 --> 00:39:29,263
[producer] Still rolling, guys,
doing the pickup.

953
00:39:29,346 --> 00:39:31,265
[director] Alright guys, here we go.
Still rolling.

954
00:39:31,348 --> 00:39:32,516
[producer] Settling in!

955
00:39:33,017 --> 00:39:34,435
Quiet all around.

956
00:39:34,518 --> 00:39:37,521
Okay, let's just look at each other,
so we're good.

957
00:39:37,605 --> 00:39:38,814
-We're fine.
-We're fine.

958
00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:40,691
I'm great. You're great.

959
00:39:40,774 --> 00:39:41,775
We're not gonna laugh.

960
00:39:41,859 --> 00:39:43,444
[producer] Here we go,
rolling, rolling, ready?

961
00:39:43,527 --> 00:39:45,279
And action!

962
00:39:46,697 --> 00:39:49,325
Nice to see you, uh... shit.

963
00:39:49,408 --> 00:39:50,910
[all laughing]

964
00:39:52,328 --> 00:39:53,329
Francine!

965
00:39:55,331 --> 00:39:57,166
-[Kim] Sorry.
-[producer] Resetting, going again.

966
00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:59,293
-[camera beeps]
-Nice to see you, Fransween.

967
00:39:59,376 --> 00:40:01,879
[laughter]

968
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:08,928
[director] Still rolling.

969
00:40:11,805 --> 00:40:13,140
-I know, I know.
-I'm sorry.

970
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,936
[Kim/Sarah laughing]

971
00:40:17,019 --> 00:40:19,521
We-- We just cracked.

972
00:40:19,605 --> 00:40:22,149
And once we cracked, we couldn't stop.

973
00:40:22,232 --> 00:40:23,484
And Glenn was just like,

974
00:40:23,567 --> 00:40:25,152
"Don't you dare!

975
00:40:25,235 --> 00:40:26,612
Get it together, girls."

976
00:40:26,695 --> 00:40:27,821
And we were like...

977
00:40:27,905 --> 00:40:29,114
And I just couldn't,

978
00:40:29,198 --> 00:40:30,991
and then she started laughing,

979
00:40:31,075 --> 00:40:32,368
and then I was like, "Oh, we're [bleep]."

980
00:40:32,451 --> 00:40:33,994
-Sorry.
-Let me tell y'all something

981
00:40:34,078 --> 00:40:35,245
about the laughing fits.

982
00:40:35,329 --> 00:40:38,415
The laughing fits are what happened
between these two.

983
00:40:38,499 --> 00:40:41,502
And once they get the giggles,
all bets are off.

984
00:40:43,671 --> 00:40:45,798
-[camera beeps]
-Nice to see you, Francine.

985
00:40:45,881 --> 00:40:46,882
It's been a while.

986
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:48,050
[line reader] It has.

987
00:40:48,133 --> 00:40:49,259
[director] And cut it, very nice.

988
00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:50,344
Alright, let's move on.

989
00:40:50,427 --> 00:40:51,637
[producer] Alright. Moving on.

990
00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:56,308
[Kim] I'm sending you, like, so far
a million article-- um, interviews

991
00:40:56,392 --> 00:40:57,935
with both Buzz Aldrin...

992
00:40:58,018 --> 00:41:00,145
-Yes. Do it.
-...and the other one.

993
00:41:00,229 --> 00:41:02,648
This girl says, "What was
the scariest moment?"

994
00:41:02,731 --> 00:41:05,943
And he goes, "There was no scary moment,
'cause it didn't happen.

995
00:41:06,026 --> 00:41:07,486
"It could have been scary,

996
00:41:07,569 --> 00:41:09,279
but it wasn't 'cause it didn't happen."

997
00:41:09,363 --> 00:41:10,864
So, he's gotten old and now he, like,

998
00:41:10,948 --> 00:41:12,282
-slurs on his thinking.
-Saying everything.

999
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:13,617
-[Kim] Yeah.
-Saying everything.

1000
00:41:13,993 --> 00:41:15,202
-Dudes.
-Yeah.

1001
00:41:15,285 --> 00:41:17,454
-So I think it didn't happen.
-[Sarah] Mm-hmm.

1002
00:41:17,830 --> 00:41:19,581
I'm gonna go on a massive deep dive

1003
00:41:19,665 --> 00:41:21,041
-is what's gonna happen.
-'Kay. [chuckles]

1004
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,418
I'm gonna go on a serious deep dive.

1005
00:41:22,501 --> 00:41:25,587
I send her conspiracies all the time.

1006
00:41:25,671 --> 00:41:27,881
[singing]
♪ Wee-ooh-wee-ooh ♪

1007
00:41:27,965 --> 00:41:29,842
-You lost a nail.
-I did not.

1008
00:41:29,925 --> 00:41:31,802
-Oh, two of 'em, your thumbs.
-Oh no, because-- [chuckles]

1009
00:41:31,885 --> 00:41:32,886
I did it because

1010
00:41:32,970 --> 00:41:34,638
-I couldn't take my tights down.
-She took 'em off.

1011
00:41:34,722 --> 00:41:37,641
Oh, the pain of being Kim Kardashian.

1012
00:41:37,725 --> 00:41:41,437
It is hard... right?

1013
00:41:42,938 --> 00:41:44,023
It's hard.

1014
00:41:45,774 --> 00:41:50,529
We're breaking for lunch at 10:15 p.m.

1015
00:41:54,074 --> 00:41:55,659
-I don't think we did.
-[producer gasps]

1016
00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:57,202
I think it was fake.

1017
00:41:57,286 --> 00:41:58,495
[♪ unsettling music playing]

1018
00:41:58,579 --> 00:42:01,790
I've seen a few videos on Buzz Aldrin

1019
00:42:01,874 --> 00:42:03,542
talking about how it didn't happen.

1020
00:42:04,001 --> 00:42:06,253
He says it all the time now in interviews.

1021
00:42:08,005 --> 00:42:10,174
Maybe we should find Buzz Aldrin.

1022
00:42:10,257 --> 00:42:13,260
Oh, my God, Khloé should
get him on her podcast.

1023
00:42:13,343 --> 00:42:17,181
[gasps] A conspiracy theory podcast.

1024
00:42:18,682 --> 00:42:21,060
Why does Buzz Aldrin say it didn't happen?

1025
00:42:21,143 --> 00:42:22,603
There's no gravity on the moon.

1026
00:42:22,686 --> 00:42:23,937
Why is the flag blowing?

1027
00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:25,939
The shoes that they have in the museum

1028
00:42:26,023 --> 00:42:28,150
that they wore on the moon
is a different print

1029
00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:29,443
in the photos.

1030
00:42:29,526 --> 00:42:31,111
Why are there no stars?

1031
00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:38,368
They're gonna say
I'm crazy no matter what.

1032
00:42:38,452 --> 00:42:41,455
But, like, go to TikTok, see for yourself.

1033
00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:43,707
[laughing]

1034
00:42:46,168 --> 00:42:47,628
-[eerily] Ooh.
-[producer laughs]

1035
00:42:47,711 --> 00:42:48,837
[crickets chirping]

1036
00:42:51,215 --> 00:42:53,967
-[ambient city street noise]
-[birds chirping]

1037
00:42:54,384 --> 00:42:55,385
♪ Yeah ♪

1038
00:42:55,469 --> 00:42:58,055
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1039
00:42:58,138 --> 00:42:59,223
♪ Yeah ♪

1040
00:42:59,681 --> 00:43:01,350
♪ I look good ♪

1041
00:43:01,433 --> 00:43:02,434
♪ Look good ♪

1042
00:43:02,518 --> 00:43:03,852
♪ Let's go, huh, huh ♪

1043
00:43:03,936 --> 00:43:06,230
[director] Alright,
here we go, three, two, one!

1044
00:43:06,313 --> 00:43:07,439
-Hey. On my mark.
-[board clacks]

1045
00:43:07,523 --> 00:43:08,690
[director] Action.

1046
00:43:09,149 --> 00:43:10,609
♪ Call it work, call it ♪

1047
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:14,238
♪ Call it work ♪

1048
00:43:14,321 --> 00:43:16,156
[♪ upbeat music continues]

1049
00:43:19,493 --> 00:43:20,994
-[Simon Huck] Julia.
-[Kourtney] Hi.

1050
00:43:21,078 --> 00:43:22,371
[Simon] Hi.

1051
00:43:22,454 --> 00:43:23,789
[Kourtney] I'm in my pajamas.

1052
00:43:23,872 --> 00:43:26,583
This is how I-- how I show up,
how I roll around town.

1053
00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:29,461
So good, you look gorgeous.

1054
00:43:31,547 --> 00:43:37,010
We are shooting our Lemme Play
libido gummy campaign

1055
00:43:37,094 --> 00:43:42,141
starring Julia Fox
and Kourtney Kardashian Barker.

1056
00:43:42,224 --> 00:43:44,017
And it should be a fun day.

1057
00:43:44,101 --> 00:43:45,853
Thank you so much for doing this.

1058
00:43:45,936 --> 00:43:48,313
-[Julia Fox] Thank you for having me.
-It's gonna be so epic.

1059
00:43:48,397 --> 00:43:49,606
-[Julia] It's gonna be, like, mega.
-Yeah.

1060
00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:52,818
-[Simon] Yeah.
-I cannot wait.

1061
00:43:52,901 --> 00:43:55,028
-[Julia] How's the baby? Is the baby here?
-[crew member] Yes.

1062
00:43:55,112 --> 00:43:56,113
He's here.

1063
00:43:56,196 --> 00:43:57,573
-He's so good.
-I love that you bring him with you.

1064
00:43:57,656 --> 00:43:59,241
-I bring my son everywhere too.
-[Kourtney] Yeah. You do?

1065
00:43:59,324 --> 00:44:00,325
I do.

1066
00:44:00,409 --> 00:44:02,536
-I like-- I can't go anywhere...
-[Julia] I know, it's hard.

1067
00:44:02,619 --> 00:44:04,997
...without him
because I just don't want to.

1068
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,582
You're that girl.

1069
00:44:06,665 --> 00:44:09,293
Like, I learned how to mother
from watching you be a mother.

1070
00:44:09,376 --> 00:44:11,003
-Aw.
-I swear.

1071
00:44:11,086 --> 00:44:12,171
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

1072
00:44:12,254 --> 00:44:14,423
-[Kourtney] That's so nice.
-It's true.

1073
00:44:14,506 --> 00:44:17,968
So many times, I'm like,
"Wait, you know me?

1074
00:44:18,051 --> 00:44:21,471
You know about things
that I've done or what I do?"

1075
00:44:21,555 --> 00:44:26,143
It's very touching to feel,
like, someone's learning

1076
00:44:26,226 --> 00:44:28,145
how to be a mother by watching me.

1077
00:44:28,228 --> 00:44:31,899
Makes me want to share my ways,

1078
00:44:31,982 --> 00:44:34,193
my mothering ways even more. [chuckles]

1079
00:44:34,276 --> 00:44:36,695
How are the older ones loving the baby?

1080
00:44:36,778 --> 00:44:38,447
-Are they, like, obsessed?
-[Kourtney] Yeah. Yeah.

1081
00:44:38,530 --> 00:44:39,865
I want to have another baby so bad.

1082
00:44:39,948 --> 00:44:41,366
-[Kourtney] You do?
-But I'm like, with who?

1083
00:44:41,450 --> 00:44:43,827
Wait till the right situation,

1084
00:44:43,911 --> 00:44:47,414
'cause I feel like...
I think of it all the time.

1085
00:44:47,497 --> 00:44:49,625
Like, having the parents together
is such a dream.

1086
00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:50,918
Yeah, I know.

1087
00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:53,545
I think about it all the time,
but it's-- it's okay.

1088
00:44:57,132 --> 00:44:58,884
-Yeah. Like, people do it.
-Like, the kids seem so happy,

1089
00:44:58,967 --> 00:45:00,636
and they, like,
are obsessed with you guys.

1090
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:01,803
Yeah.

1091
00:45:01,887 --> 00:45:07,226
I think with co-parenting
it's always trying to be cordial.

1092
00:45:07,309 --> 00:45:10,979
Do our best to be on the same page.

1093
00:45:11,063 --> 00:45:12,105
It's not easy.

1094
00:45:12,189 --> 00:45:13,774
-Should we glam?
-Should we go glam? Yeah.

1095
00:45:13,857 --> 00:45:15,108
-I'm gonna go glam.
-[Julia] I'll see you.

1096
00:45:15,192 --> 00:45:16,193
-[Simon] We'll be back.
-Okay.

1097
00:45:16,276 --> 00:45:17,527
-[director] See you in a bit on that side.
-Okay.

1098
00:45:17,611 --> 00:45:20,405
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1099
00:45:20,489 --> 00:45:21,490
[camera clicking]

1100
00:45:24,451 --> 00:45:26,078
[director] Good.
Alright, guys, here we go,

1101
00:45:26,161 --> 00:45:28,789
pictures up and... action.

1102
00:45:28,872 --> 00:45:29,957
Hi.

1103
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,209
[Julia] Girl, what on earth
did you send me?

1104
00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:34,503
It's like a pregame for your pleasure.

1105
00:45:34,586 --> 00:45:38,757
Side effects may include
an uncontrollable--

1106
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:39,841
Shit. [laughs]

1107
00:45:39,925 --> 00:45:41,551
-[producer] Let's do it again.
-[director] Back to one.

1108
00:45:41,802 --> 00:45:42,844
Action.

1109
00:45:42,928 --> 00:45:46,348
It's Lemme Play, our new libido gummy.

1110
00:45:46,431 --> 00:45:48,809
[producer] It's Lemme Play,
our new intimacy gummy.

1111
00:45:48,892 --> 00:45:50,143
-You'll love it.
-Oh, duh.

1112
00:45:50,227 --> 00:45:53,105
You'll love it, it's our new
Lemme Intimacy gummy.

1113
00:45:53,188 --> 00:45:56,858
It increases blood flow to your beep,

1114
00:45:56,942 --> 00:45:59,444
and to your beep, and to your beep,

1115
00:45:59,528 --> 00:46:01,363
and your beep, and your beep.

1116
00:46:01,947 --> 00:46:04,950
Side effects may include
uncontrollable pleasure

1117
00:46:05,033 --> 00:46:08,704
and a reminder that you come first.

1118
00:46:08,787 --> 00:46:11,248
-[producer] Cut.
-[Simon] So good, so good.

1119
00:46:11,331 --> 00:46:13,542
Alright, guys,
that's a camera wrap on Kourtney.

1120
00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,585
-[Simon] Yay!
-Good work, guys. Thank you so much.

1121
00:46:15,669 --> 00:46:17,212
-Thank you so much.
-[Simon] Thank you, guys.

1122
00:46:18,714 --> 00:46:20,465
[Kourtney] How many TikToks are we doing?

1123
00:46:20,549 --> 00:46:22,759
-[crew member] So, we're doing three.
-[Simon] Three.

1124
00:46:22,843 --> 00:46:25,470
This is amazing. Wow, you look so good.

1125
00:46:25,554 --> 00:46:26,888
-Thank you.
-Okay.

1126
00:46:26,972 --> 00:46:28,682
-I'm still in my pajamas.
-[laughing]

1127
00:46:28,765 --> 00:46:31,601
-[phone beeping]
-Three, two, one.

1128
00:46:31,685 --> 00:46:34,855
[lip-syncing]
I actually did it myself. Yeah.

1129
00:46:34,938 --> 00:46:36,565
[lip-syncing] Nice.
I did it too soon.

1130
00:46:36,648 --> 00:46:38,275
-[laughter]
-I suck at this.

1131
00:46:38,358 --> 00:46:39,735
[lip-syncing]
I took a couple, you know,

1132
00:46:39,818 --> 00:46:41,903
I took some time off to rest

1133
00:46:41,987 --> 00:46:44,031
and now it's game time, bitches.

1134
00:46:44,114 --> 00:46:47,200
[lip-syncing] I know the influence,
I know the impact, and I know the vibes.

1135
00:46:47,284 --> 00:46:49,494
And the girlies love the vibes.

1136
00:46:49,578 --> 00:46:51,330
And that's just what it's about.

1137
00:46:51,413 --> 00:46:52,831
Uh, nailed.

1138
00:46:52,914 --> 00:46:54,207
Killed, killed, killed.

1139
00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:55,292
Yay.

1140
00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:56,585
-[Simon] Yay!
-[crew member] You guys killed it.

1141
00:46:56,668 --> 00:46:57,711
Can we do more?

1142
00:46:57,794 --> 00:46:59,171
Oh, my God, I have more.

1143
00:46:59,254 --> 00:47:01,214
Like, literally, I have so many more.

1144
00:47:01,298 --> 00:47:02,507
I'm having so much fun.

1145
00:47:02,591 --> 00:47:05,218
[♪ upbeat music continues]

1146
00:47:05,302 --> 00:47:07,637
[Julia and Kourtney laughing]

1147
00:47:09,348 --> 00:47:10,724
-Oh, my God.
-[Simon] Oh, my God.

1148
00:47:10,807 --> 00:47:13,602
[Kourtney] If anyone wants some gummies,
they're all over the bed.

1149
00:47:13,685 --> 00:47:15,354
One hit me in the face.

1150
00:47:15,437 --> 00:47:17,314
-Oh, no.
-[Julia laughs]

1151
00:47:17,397 --> 00:47:19,024
Thank you so much.

1152
00:47:19,107 --> 00:47:20,734
-Thank you.
-So good to see you.

1153
00:47:20,817 --> 00:47:22,986
-I can't wait to see it all.
-No, thank you. I know.

1154
00:47:24,363 --> 00:47:26,365
Okay, it's looking good out there.

1155
00:47:29,326 --> 00:47:30,744
You did?

1156
00:47:30,827 --> 00:47:32,454
I couldn't control myself.

1157
00:47:32,537 --> 00:47:33,747
[laughing] Why?

1158
00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:37,667
[Kourtney] Because she's just talking shit
about everything

1159
00:47:37,751 --> 00:47:38,835
and everyone.

1160
00:47:38,919 --> 00:47:44,174
Khloé is just talking negatively
about somebody

1161
00:47:44,257 --> 00:47:49,137
who posted something
and, "Oh, my gosh, this person,"

1162
00:47:49,221 --> 00:47:51,598
and just, like, talking shit about them,

1163
00:47:51,681 --> 00:47:54,226
and like, "How could they post this?"

1164
00:47:54,309 --> 00:47:56,770
And, you know, just like analyzing it.

1165
00:47:56,853 --> 00:47:59,314
And I'm like, "Really?

1166
00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:02,275
Like, this is not what we have time for."

1167
00:48:02,359 --> 00:48:05,737
And I just said,
"Let them live their lives."

1168
00:48:05,821 --> 00:48:06,863
You know?

1169
00:48:07,155 --> 00:48:09,699
First of all, I wasn't talking to her.

1170
00:48:09,783 --> 00:48:12,786
I was talking to Kylie
and Kris, who chimed in,

1171
00:48:12,869 --> 00:48:14,579
and Kourtney was like,

1172
00:48:14,663 --> 00:48:16,915
"Can't you just let people be
who they are?"

1173
00:48:16,998 --> 00:48:18,708
You're defending someone, and I said,

1174
00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:21,169
but can't you give me
the same energy, basically?

1175
00:48:21,253 --> 00:48:22,546
Can't you let me be who I am?

1176
00:48:22,629 --> 00:48:24,214
And she's like,
"You're so [bleep] negative."

1177
00:48:24,297 --> 00:48:25,841
And just, like, leaves the chat.

1178
00:48:25,924 --> 00:48:28,677
And I'm thinking, "What a pussy."

1179
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,638
Who says something
and then exits? Like, that's so lame.

1180
00:48:31,721 --> 00:48:35,559
I left the chat. Oh, I said,
"Can we just let everyone be,

1181
00:48:36,518 --> 00:48:38,019
and be light and love?"

1182
00:48:38,103 --> 00:48:40,897
And I said, "The criticism is
off the charts these days.

1183
00:48:40,981 --> 00:48:43,984
"It's not healthy to worry
about every other person

1184
00:48:44,067 --> 00:48:45,235
and what they're doing."

1185
00:48:45,318 --> 00:48:47,737
And then she said, "So, now we are shamed

1186
00:48:47,821 --> 00:48:51,032
"for having feelings
yours don't align with?

1187
00:48:51,116 --> 00:48:53,076
That's not fair, but do you, boo."

1188
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,704
And I go, "Oh, my gosh,
I'm exhausted for you."

1189
00:48:55,787 --> 00:48:57,622
-And then you exited the chat?
-Yeah.

1190
00:48:57,706 --> 00:49:00,709
The thing is, you are really good

1191
00:49:00,792 --> 00:49:02,502
at not entering the drama,

1192
00:49:02,586 --> 00:49:04,045
so you don't carry the heaviness

1193
00:49:04,129 --> 00:49:05,922
-of all the negative energy.
-[Kourtney] Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

1194
00:49:06,006 --> 00:49:09,050
I'm just trying to limit my communication

1195
00:49:09,134 --> 00:49:10,844
with people all day long.

1196
00:49:10,927 --> 00:49:13,263
And then when someone gives me a reason

1197
00:49:13,346 --> 00:49:16,099
to just leave the conversation,

1198
00:49:16,183 --> 00:49:18,727
then I'm gonna take it.

1199
00:49:18,810 --> 00:49:21,021
-Now they can go off and--
-Oh.

1200
00:49:21,104 --> 00:49:22,731
[Kourtney] I'm also like, "Go off."

1201
00:49:22,814 --> 00:49:25,734
The not-Kourtney chat is gonna
be on fire right now.

1202
00:49:25,817 --> 00:49:31,031
Go off, guys. Like-- Yeah, go off
and say all your negativity about me,

1203
00:49:31,114 --> 00:49:32,365
-or about anyone...
-[Simon] Yeah.

1204
00:49:32,449 --> 00:49:34,242
...about whoever you want.

1205
00:49:34,326 --> 00:49:36,286
But, like, keep it away from me.

1206
00:49:37,078 --> 00:49:41,166
You wanna say I'm negative,
I'm miserable?

1207
00:49:41,249 --> 00:49:42,834
You are projecting.

1208
00:49:42,918 --> 00:49:45,045
You are unhappy in your life,

1209
00:49:45,128 --> 00:49:46,588
and you're taking it out on me.

1210
00:49:46,671 --> 00:49:49,841
Whatever you're going through,
work it out.

1211
00:49:49,925 --> 00:49:51,218
Don't flip shit on me.

1212
00:49:51,301 --> 00:49:54,971
I'm a very happy, positive, loving person.

1213
00:49:55,055 --> 00:49:56,264
I live a great life.

1214
00:49:56,765 --> 00:49:59,351
You can suck my big fat [bleep].

1215
00:49:59,643 --> 00:50:01,686
[♪ intense music playing]

1216
00:50:05,065 --> 00:50:07,108
[Kim] Next, on The Kardashians...

1217
00:50:07,859 --> 00:50:09,736
♪ Get ready to let go ♪

1218
00:50:09,819 --> 00:50:11,321
♪ Get ready to let go now ♪

1219
00:50:11,404 --> 00:50:12,906
-Cheers.
-[group] Cheers.

1220
00:50:12,989 --> 00:50:14,699
[Kim] To Fatal Attraction.

1221
00:50:14,783 --> 00:50:15,909
Yes!

1222
00:50:16,409 --> 00:50:17,827
-[Kourtney] You ready?
-I'm ready, baby.

1223
00:50:17,911 --> 00:50:21,331
We are in New Orleans, Louisiana.

1224
00:50:21,414 --> 00:50:22,415
Oh, my gosh.

1225
00:50:22,499 --> 00:50:24,334
I'm not running crazy.

1226
00:50:24,417 --> 00:50:27,629
Blink-182 is performing.

1227
00:50:27,712 --> 00:50:28,880
[line ringing]

1228
00:50:31,174 --> 00:50:32,175
[bleep] bitch.

1229
00:50:32,259 --> 00:50:34,261
I think Kourtney's mad at me,
I don't know.

1230
00:50:35,679 --> 00:50:36,680
Oh, well.

1231
00:50:36,763 --> 00:50:37,931
How the hell are you?

1232
00:50:38,014 --> 00:50:39,307
I'm great, how are you?

1233
00:50:39,391 --> 00:50:40,433
Mm.

1234
00:50:40,517 --> 00:50:43,228
I cannot stop thinking about
Scott moving to New York.

1235
00:50:43,311 --> 00:50:46,982
There is a girl that I do see
when I'm in New York.

1236
00:50:47,065 --> 00:50:48,900
That also plays a little bit of a part.

1237
00:50:49,526 --> 00:50:51,444
[Khloé] Are you still mad
about the group chat?

1238
00:50:51,528 --> 00:50:52,571
'Cause that's why I'm here.

1239
00:50:52,654 --> 00:50:53,822
[Kourtney] Khloé's coming over.

1240
00:50:53,905 --> 00:50:56,658
We've obviously had
a little tension lately.

1241
00:50:56,741 --> 00:50:58,159
You're such a pussy.

1242
00:50:58,243 --> 00:50:59,619
Why is that a pussy?

1243
00:50:59,703 --> 00:51:01,746
Because you can't face
having a conversation.

1244
00:51:01,830 --> 00:51:04,374
No, it's called "protect the energy,"

1245
00:51:04,457 --> 00:51:05,792
-and then I move on.
-You're the one that started it.

1246
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:06,918
[Kourtney] No, I'm just like...

1247
00:51:07,002 --> 00:51:08,670
-Right, I moved on.
-[Khloé] You running away

1248
00:51:08,753 --> 00:51:10,005
doesn't do anything.

1249
00:51:14,134 --> 00:51:16,011
♪ Call it work, call it ♪

1250
00:51:17,929 --> 00:51:19,347
♪ Call it work ♪

1251
00:51:21,683 --> 00:51:23,351
♪ Call it work, call it ♪

1252
00:51:25,437 --> 00:51:26,646
♪ Call it work ♪

1253
00:51:35,864 --> 00:51:37,073
♪ Let's get it ♪

1254
00:51:37,157 --> 00:51:38,742
♪ Boom, boom, catch me slipping ♪

1255
00:51:39,534 --> 00:51:41,036
♪ Let's hit it ♪

1256
00:51:41,119 --> 00:51:42,495
♪ Get it done and zip it ♪

1257
00:51:43,705 --> 00:51:47,125
♪ Watch me shine, shine ♪

1258
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:49,252
♪ Wa-Wa-Watch me ♪

1259
00:51:49,336 --> 00:51:52,088
♪ Watch me shine ♪

1260
00:51:52,756 --> 00:51:54,174
By the way, who knew

1261
00:51:54,257 --> 00:51:57,135
that the walls at Eldorado Meadow
were paper thin?

1262
00:51:57,802 --> 00:52:01,348
And I'll tell you,
Corey and I were there one night

1263
00:52:01,431 --> 00:52:03,183
and the next day we wake up,

1264
00:52:03,266 --> 00:52:06,853
our houseguest, Jonathan, says,

1265
00:52:06,936 --> 00:52:11,024
"I don't wanna say anything,
but you better not make that much noise...

1266
00:52:11,107 --> 00:52:13,526
[laughing]
when you have another houseguest."

1267
00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:15,779
He goes, "You guys were really loud."

1268
00:52:15,862 --> 00:52:18,156
And I'm thinking, we weren't that loud,

1269
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,868
but I'm thinking,
"Oh, if only those walls could talk."

1270
00:52:21,951 --> 00:52:23,286
Well, maybe they did.

1271
00:52:23,370 --> 00:52:25,121
[bleep] walls.

1272
00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:31,127
[bell tolling]