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[♪ intense music playing]

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♪ Got the spark
you know you're missin'... ♪

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[Kim Kardashian]
Previously, on The Kardashians...

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[sing-songy] ♪ My name is Kim Kardashian ♪
[normal] I wish.

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I probably saw Fatal Attraction six times.

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-Have you seen it?
-Don't put me on the spot.

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-You haven't?!
-Stop!

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Never seen Fatal Attraction.

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Let's all have a watching party.

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-[Glenn] Let's do that.
-Yes.

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Kim, you don't know
what you have in store.

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I think I might move back to New York.

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-[♪ dramatic music playing]
-Shut up.

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-[Scott] Yeah.
-[Khloé] But you can't.

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But I can.

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Moving to New York?

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Where the [bleep] is this coming from?

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I just don't have that much reason
to live in Hidden Hills.

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I just left a chat with Khloé.

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-I couldn't control myself.
-[Simon] [laughing] Why?

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Khloé is just talking negatively
about somebody.

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I wasn't talking to her.

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I was talking to Kylie and Kris.

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Go off and say all your negativity
about whoever you want,

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but, like, keep it away from me.

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[Khloé] You are unhappy in your life,

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and you're taking it out on me.

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You can suck my big, fat [bleep].

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[♪ dramatic music playing]

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[bike bell ringing]

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♪ Don't look away,
it's better than ever ♪

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♪ Reach for the gold top shelf forever ♪

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♪ Hey, hey ♪

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♪ Got everything you need
right where you want it ♪

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[Kris] Sarah Paulson
and Glenn Close are here.

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♪ Get ready for the new new
'cause we got it ♪

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[Glenn] Now, who's this?

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[Kim] It's me!

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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Rolling up in a full diamond choker.

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[Glenn] But guess who's who....

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-[laughing] ...by their feet.
-[Sarah] Yeah, exactly.

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-Guess who, don't sue.
-Guess who?

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-Yeah. [laughing] Don't sue.
-Don't sue.

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-[♪ upbeat music continues]
-♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪

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♪ And just like that we're back ♪

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Woo, it's a bath robe.

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-[Kim] Yes. Yes.
-[Sarah laughing]

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[Kris] Niecy Nash is here
with her wife, Jessica.

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Happy Fatal Attraction day.

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[all exclaiming]

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[Sarah] Fatal Attraction day.

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-Aw, that's so sweet.
-Yes.

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Fatal Attraction,
one of Glenn's most iconic roles

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that everyone in the world
has seen and remembers.

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Except for one.

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Everyone was like, "What?

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"You've never seen Fatal Attraction?

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We have to watch it together."

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And guess what?
They're all coming over tonight.

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And we're gonna see it at my mom's house

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and just have a girl's night,
which will be so much fun.

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-Yes, hi.
-Come here, baby.

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[Kris] Could you see if you could get
the cheese board?

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-[staff] Where?
-Just bring it on out, yeah.

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-Hi.
-[Glenn] Lovely to meet you.

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-[Niecy] Hi.
-[Sarah] Hi.

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Oh, where are they?

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You're cute.

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Come on, we got the memo.

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[Niecy/Sarah] We got the memo!

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[Kris] I'm always a work in progress,

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and one of those things is trying
to be more patient.

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I want to keep myself together
and be really Zen tonight.

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So, I've taken a couple deep breaths.

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But when I host a party, I'm a little OCD

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and I actually like
the guests to come inside.

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So, how cute is this?

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This is my mom's house,
and this is Khloé's house.

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-[Sarah] Truly?
-[Glenn] Aw!

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-[Kim] Yeah.
-Do you not feel jealous about that?

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-No.
-You're like, you're good. I'm good.

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Where-- Where are they?

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Mine, I can take a golf cart.

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It's, like, a few streets down.

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Make sure they come in the front door.

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I know my mom's trying to be more Zen,

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but she's such a frantic person.

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[kids singing] ♪ Pop-pop, pop see... ♪

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-Hey.
-[kids mocking] "Hey."

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Babe? Can you come here quick?

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Why we're going camping,
I have no [bleep] idea.

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Are we picking her up or not?

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I need to prepare myself
mentally, emotionally,

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physically, and spiritually.

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Kill it.

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Khloé and I are always like,
we are so embarrassed.

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-Kendall doesn't live--
-Kendall...

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She's the only one
that doesn't live in Calabasas.

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She lives in Beverly Hills
far, far away from us.

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-[all laugh]
-[Niecy] That's the only one

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who got some sense.

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Where'd they go?
You wanna ask them outside where--

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Oh, here they are.

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[♪ mischievous music playing]

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I got it, I got it, I got it.

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Dear Heavenly Father, give me the patience

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to get through the next five minutes.

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Un-[bleep]-believable.

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Because I'm about to lose my shit.

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[♪ mischievous music continues]

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-Hey!
-[Kris laughing]

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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♪ Work hard ♪

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[Greg Swales]
It's pretty [bleep] gorgeous.

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-♪ Work, work, work ♪
-[Greg] Yeah, I love that.

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-♪ Work hard ♪
-[Greg] Perfect.

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-[camera shutter clicking]
-The butt's kind of perfect.

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-Isn't it?
-[Greg laughing]

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[Greg] Yeah, this looks cute.

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I am at a shoot
for my new snack line called Khloud.

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[Greg] Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's perfect. Gorgeous.

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Look at camera.

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And my first snack that
I'm doing is protein popcorn.

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[Greg] Oh, my God,
sell those [bleep] bags.

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And we are launching soon.

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I'm so, so excited.

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[Greg] They're all gorgeous.

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-♪ Ow! ♪
-[♪ intense music playing]

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♪ I'm going full speed
got the pedal to the metal... ♪

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I'm in the area,
so I felt it was perfect timing

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to stop by Khloé's Khloud shoot.

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I've been traveling so much lately,
I feel like I haven't seen her in a while.

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That's why I'm happy to stop by today.

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-Hey, my Bobb-sey Twin.
-Hey.

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-Hi, Bobby.
-[Kendall] Hi.

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-Bobby. Mm.
-[Kendall] What are these things?

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-Can I eat some?
-[Khloé] Yes.

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-[Kendall] Kettle corn, white cheddar.
-Open one up.

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-[package rustling]
-Can I open it?

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[Khloé] Yes.

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-[crew member 1] No seed oils.
-[crew member 2] No seed oils.

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Okay, well...

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-Kendall.
-[chuckles]

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You've got this.

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-It's fake.
-Is it this?

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-That's how I would do it.
-Really?

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-You can hear the pop.
-Don't you think you need a little...

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I have it right here, look.

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-See?
-[Kendall] I tried that already.

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-We need to talk about these things.
-Look, right here.

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-[Kendall] Oh.
-Yeah.

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A little easy top.

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[Greg] Oh, my God, it's so pretty.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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Everything you're doing is perfect.

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[Greg] Do we want-- Do we wanna--

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Watching Khloé makes me so happy.

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It looks gorgeous.

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She's joking about needing tips,
but she definitely needs no tips.

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She is gorgeous and perfect,
and she is killing it.

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[Greg] Shake it, shake it.

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Yeah, and then look up,
like, at the rain, look up.

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[Kendall] Khloé was, like,
always the cool sister.

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It's not like she was ever encouraging,

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like, drinking or being stupid,

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but she was always like,
"Let's go have some fun,"

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and like, "I'll protect you
in the process," kind of a thing.

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So, I think at that moment was like,

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okay, we're gonna be besties
and not just sisters.

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Bye, guys.

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Love you all.

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[Khloé] I am loving everything
about this shoot so far.

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I love the styling and the concept
and just the set.

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Every single thing.

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[Greg] We're resetting.

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And really, the only thing
that's bugging me today,

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is that I've been trying to call Kourt,

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and she literally will not answer.

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I hate that shit, because I know Kourtney,

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that phone does not leave her hand.

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[line ringing]

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[bleep] bitch.

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I think Kourtney's mad at me.
I don't know.

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[♪ dramatic orchestral music playing]

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Oh, well.

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Well, she left a chat we were in
'cause I said something,

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but, like, we're in 12 other chats,

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so, like, it doesn't affect me.

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Well, she...

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We were talking shit about someone,
and she was like,

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"God, why don't you guys
let people be them?"

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Or something like that.

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And I go, "Well, why aren't I allowed
to have a feeling if this--

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"if I don't like this person?

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"Like, why are you criticizing me?

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-Let me be me."
-[assistant] Yeah.

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And I said, "The criticism
is off the charts these days.

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It's not healthy."

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And she's like,
"You're so [bleep] negative,"

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and just, like, leaves the chat.

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And I'm thinking, "What a pussy."

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Who says something and then exits?

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Like, that's so lame.

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And then, she was like,
"I'm exhausted for you."

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And I go, "Well, I'm exhausted
for you," touché.

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And then, she just logged out of the chat.

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If you have something to say,
don't leave after it.

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Stand your ground, let's talk it through.

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You don't just avoid.

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You don't just disappear, that's lame.

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It depends what chat, but yes.

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I'll talk to her when she's back
from New Orleans,

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because I just don't want any tension
with me and my sisters.

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And I want to make sure
I'm not doing something wrong,

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or should I be fixing something?

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I don't know.
I'm just so confused right now.

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-[birds chirping]
-[water sloshing]

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-[Kim] I need a drink, guys.
-[Sarah] I want a drink.

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I can only have one
'cause two, I become another person.

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[Sarah] That's why I got a...

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-[all whooping and laughing]
-[Kris] Yes!

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And we are gonna see another person
right in there in a few minutes.

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-Right, Niecy?
-[Kim] Yeah, probably.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Kris] This is my office.

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[Sarah] Oh, my God, Kris,

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-it's beautiful.
-[Kris] Yeah.

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[Sarah] And this is where
the real magic happens.

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-Is this where you get ready?
-[Kris] Every day.

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[Sarah] Wow.

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Everybody looks good in here.

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-God, this house is so banana sandwich.
-[Kris] Yeah.

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[Sarah] Oh, my God, amazing.

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So beautiful.

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-[Kris] I-- Isn't it great?
-[Sarah] Uh-huh.

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My mom getting these compliments
from Sarah

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is probably heaven to her.

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-[Sarah gasps]
-[Kris] That's where we're gonna watch.

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[Sarah] Ugh! Is that where
we're gonna watch the movie?!

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She's probably, like, eating it up.

243
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Just pretend I live here.
You can follow me around.

244
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I'll show you all the things
I know about this house.

245
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It's an extraordinary house.
I've lived here for a long--

246
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-Oh, hi, Kris.
-[Kris] Oh, yeah.

247
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[Sarah] I was giving a tour of the house
that I'm gonna somehow own.

248
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I'm obsessed with Sarah Paulson, obsessed.

249
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So, the fact that the feeling is
a little mutual, maybe,

250
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I don't know. I think she likes me, too.

251
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This is one of the best nights of my life.

252
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-Is the bar around that way?
-[Sarah] It's coming.

253
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-The bar?
-[Sarah] Oh, you wanna see the--

254
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-[Glenn] Yeah.
-Oh, yeah, take Glenn around.

255
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-Show her the bar. Show her--
-I live here, so I'm just...

256
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-Oh, yeah.
-It's my house. It's not a big deal.

257
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I live-- I live and work here now, so...

258
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The bar's right this way.

259
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[Kris] Alright, let's get our martinis

260
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so we can have a toast.

261
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[Glenn] I wanna tell you a couple
of the little tidbits...

262
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-[Sarah/Kim] Yes!
-...about it.

263
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Like how I got cast
and all that kind of thing.

264
00:10:06,669 --> 00:10:08,796
-[Sarah] Oh, yeah, do that.
-How did you get cast?

265
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Well, I was, um,
I was doing a play on Broadway,

266
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and I had to let my understudy
go on, which is a big deal.

267
00:10:15,469 --> 00:10:18,264
-[Sarah/Niecy] Mm-hmm.
-Um... fly to LA.

268
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And my hair was long and wild and crazy.

269
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And I said, "What am I gonna
do with my hair?"

270
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Um, and I finally said, "Oh, [bleep]...

271
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I'm just gonna go like that."

272
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And I was so nervous I took a Valium.

273
00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:29,358
-[laughs]
-[Kim gasps]

274
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-Get the hell outta here.
-Not-- You know, I don't take--

275
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I don't take Valium. So it's--
So, the fact that I took--

276
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She's a total drug addict. Just kidding.

277
00:10:35,322 --> 00:10:36,824
-I took a Valium, that's so crazy.
-Yeah.

278
00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:37,950
But why would you take that?

279
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,910
-Like, what did you think?
-I was so nervous.

280
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-She was nervous.
-Oh.

281
00:10:41,245 --> 00:10:42,746
[Glenn] I was so nervous.

282
00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:44,999
So, by the time I got to the parking lot,

283
00:10:45,082 --> 00:10:46,584
you know, I was kind of, you know...

284
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,043
-[Niecy] Floating.
-...making my way.

285
00:10:48,419 --> 00:10:50,171
And I walked into this room,
and there was...

286
00:10:50,254 --> 00:10:52,339
-Did you drive yourself?
-...a video camera.

287
00:10:52,423 --> 00:10:53,674
-No I didn't.
-Back in the day, that's--

288
00:10:53,757 --> 00:10:54,758
That was a big deal.

289
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A video camera,
Michael Douglas, and Adrian Lyne.

290
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And I wanted to die.

291
00:10:59,013 --> 00:11:01,974
So, you walk in, Michael Douglas is there,
Adrian Lyne is there.

292
00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:04,185
-You got your hair all...
-[Glenn] Yeah. My hair is all messy.

293
00:11:04,268 --> 00:11:05,769
Your hair's all messy. You're on a Valium,

294
00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:06,854
-and they're like...
-On a Valium.

295
00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:08,439
-[Niecy laughing]
-...this is-- this is our bitch.

296
00:11:08,522 --> 00:11:11,483
And we started doing, you know,
the-- one of the scenes,

297
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,027
and Adrian would say, "Oh..."

298
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,362
-You know? Would say...
-[Niecy] Uh!

299
00:11:18,616 --> 00:11:19,992
-Yes!
-[Sarah] What the hell does that mean?

300
00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:21,243
I think he liked it when he said...

301
00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:23,537
-[overlapping chatter/bleeps]
-[Sarah] ...he likes what you're doing.

302
00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:26,373
Anyway, so, the producers weren't there

303
00:11:26,457 --> 00:11:29,210
because they were so convinced I was wrong

304
00:11:29,293 --> 00:11:31,462
and Sherry was embarrassed,

305
00:11:31,545 --> 00:11:32,588
-basically.
-Wow.

306
00:11:32,671 --> 00:11:35,007
-[Kim] Uh!
-And Adrian went down the hall

307
00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:37,927
and said, "I think-- I think it's her."

308
00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,553
-[Niecy] Oh, wow.
-[Glenn] But, you know, it was--

309
00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:40,930
it was a-- it was traumatic.

310
00:11:41,013 --> 00:11:42,514
I mean, you know, auditioning is horrible.

311
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So awful.

312
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,059
-[Niecy] Wow.
-[Glenn] Yeah. It was like--

313
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And my one question was,

314
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:48,896
"What about the bunny?"
I mean, come on.

315
00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:51,523
-Oh... my... God.
-Don't say anything about the bunny!

316
00:11:51,607 --> 00:11:53,567
-[Glenn] Oh, yeah.
-Kim doesn't know bunny, Glenn.

317
00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:55,319
Here's to Glenn and the bunny.

318
00:11:55,402 --> 00:11:56,862
[Sarah] And the bunny
and the wonderful Valium.

319
00:11:56,946 --> 00:11:58,364
-Cheers...
-[Niecy] Cheers.

320
00:11:58,447 --> 00:11:59,949
-...to Fatal Attraction.
-[Sarah] Cheers.

321
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,700
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

322
00:12:01,784 --> 00:12:04,787
-Cheers.
-Oh, yes.

323
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,206
[all exclaiming]

324
00:12:07,289 --> 00:12:09,208
And to our 6:00 a.m. call time.

325
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,793
[Sarah] And our 6:00 a.m.
call time, exactly.

326
00:12:10,876 --> 00:12:12,086
[Kris] This is so good.

327
00:12:12,169 --> 00:12:13,170
[Sarah] Yummy!

328
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,463
-[Kris] Yum, yum.
-[Niecy] I love it.

329
00:12:14,546 --> 00:12:16,340
I never in my wildest dreams thought

330
00:12:16,423 --> 00:12:18,175
that I would be doing a show,

331
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:21,595
and I'm so grateful
that Ryan took a chance on me.

332
00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:24,556
But, I'm also grateful
that you guys did, too.

333
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,351
'Cause it's been, like,
the best teachers in the world.

334
00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:29,728
-Niecy will be the first one telling me...
-Niecy.

335
00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:31,021
...what to do and what not to do.

336
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:32,648
-Oh, I love it.
-[Niecy laughing]

337
00:12:32,731 --> 00:12:34,108
[Kim] And giving me advice.

338
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,777
-"Maybe do it like this."
-[Sarah laughing]

339
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:39,530
Well, I just want to say
thank you guys so much

340
00:12:39,613 --> 00:12:41,407
for being so generous and kind to her.

341
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,491
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah!

342
00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:44,076
It's so easy to be generous
and kind to her.

343
00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:45,577
-She's so generous and kind.
-I-- I know. I know.

344
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,121
-I know. I already know.
-Don't start crying, Mom.

345
00:12:47,204 --> 00:12:48,872
-She always-- always cries.
-[Kris] I cry over everything.

346
00:12:48,956 --> 00:12:51,709
But it just means so much to me, as a mom,

347
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,877
that she's having this experience...

348
00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:55,963
[voice breaking]
...that is life-changing.

349
00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:57,381
[♪ gentle music playing]

350
00:12:57,464 --> 00:12:59,550
She could have ended up
with a group of people

351
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:02,761
that didn't appreciate her
or, you know, care for her

352
00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:04,722
or, you know, had
a preconceived notion of her,

353
00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:06,515
but you guys welcomed her,

354
00:13:06,598 --> 00:13:10,978
and you made her feel so
at home and comfortable

355
00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:13,147
and you taught her so much so far.

356
00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:17,526
I just think this group
of women is sensational.

357
00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:21,405
I think everyone has been so welcoming

358
00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:24,700
and really nurturing her, teaching her.

359
00:13:24,783 --> 00:13:29,246
And I couldn't be more grateful
to these women

360
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,958
who have genuinely given Kim so much love

361
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:35,627
in a world that is usually so cruel.

362
00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:38,589
[Niecy] I mean, that's saying
a lot to step into a space

363
00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:40,883
that is not, like, you know,

364
00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:42,718
something you've been doing
your whole life

365
00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:43,969
and to lead the charge.

366
00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:45,262
You know what I mean?

367
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,930
-And--
-And fearlessly. Do you know what I mean?

368
00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:48,223
Like, not with any fear,

369
00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:50,684
just, like, eyes wide open
and wanting to learn.

370
00:13:50,768 --> 00:13:52,519
-It was just very cool--
-[Kris] But most people aren't

371
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:53,937
as accepting as the three of you.

372
00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:56,523
[Kim] The way that
everyone has treated me,

373
00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:59,443
knowing that this is my first big project,

374
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:01,487
um, has been really welcoming,

375
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,364
and has been just so warm.

376
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,199
And that's a really good feeling.

377
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,659
Ladies, let's wrap it up.

378
00:14:07,743 --> 00:14:08,952
-[Sarah] Wow. Kr--
-[Kris] Come on.

379
00:14:09,036 --> 00:14:10,371
[Sarah] Kris is on a schedule.

380
00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:11,914
-She's ready to go.
-Okay.

381
00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:13,374
-Yes, ma'am!
-Come on, here we go.

382
00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:14,458
[Sarah] Give me that cracker.

383
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:15,542
Here we go.

384
00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:18,212
I'm already... [chuckles]
I'm already drunk.

385
00:14:18,629 --> 00:14:20,089
Um, but I need another.

386
00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,507
What do you need? You want another one?

387
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,133
-[Glenn] Yeah. Of course.
-Okay, okay.

388
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:25,260
-What happened? She's not gonna have one?
-She wants another.

389
00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:26,512
She wants another.

390
00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:27,888
Glenn Close, glug, glug, glug, glug.

391
00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,473
[Kim] Another martini, please.

392
00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:31,975
My name's Glenn. [gibberish] I love booze.

393
00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:33,227
She-- You can take that out.

394
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,895
You shouldn't though 'cause... [grunting]

395
00:14:34,978 --> 00:14:35,979
My name is Glenn.

396
00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:39,066
[Niecy] Okay, so here is
your candy barista.

397
00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:40,609
-[Sarah] Oh, my God.
-[Niecy] There are Sour Patches,

398
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:42,027
-there are gummy bears.
-The candies!

399
00:14:42,111 --> 00:14:43,904
-[Glenn] Look it, Milk Duds.
-[Sarah] Ah!

400
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:46,198
[Niecy] Nerds, Reese's Pieces.

401
00:14:46,281 --> 00:14:48,951
[Kim] Glenn's favorite thing,
that she talks about all the time,

402
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,911
is a Oreo shake.

403
00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:52,621
[Niecy] Kit Kats and Mike and Ikes...

404
00:14:52,704 --> 00:14:54,832
[Kim] Or, since it's Glenn's day...

405
00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:58,502
-[all exclaiming]
-...Oreo Blizzards!

406
00:14:59,545 --> 00:15:01,088
[Niecy] Glenn loves these.

407
00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:03,090
So, I'm really excited,
that's, like, the highlight.

408
00:15:03,173 --> 00:15:06,051
Goodbye, guys.

409
00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:07,928
[Glenn] This is the best day of my life.

410
00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:09,471
[Glenn chuckles]

411
00:15:09,555 --> 00:15:12,307
[insects chirping]

412
00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:16,437
[producer] Give us your postmortem,
after seeing the movie.

413
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,522
Yeah, I mean, the movie's insane.

414
00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:21,608
The movie's absolutely insane.

415
00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:25,529
I give it 100 out of 10. It's the best.

416
00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:27,239
It was such a good movie.

417
00:15:27,322 --> 00:15:28,699
When scenes would come on,

418
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:30,534
we'd be like, "Is that really your boob,

419
00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:32,411
or was that, like, a body double?"

420
00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:34,371
And she's like, "That was me,"

421
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,790
and we were screaming
and we were just like--

422
00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:39,751
She said, one of the elevator scenes
when they make out,

423
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:41,587
she's like, "Ugh, I had to have a drink."

424
00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:44,756
She's like, "I had so many drinks
before that scene."

425
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,717
We just, like, loved getting the tea

426
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,844
behind every last thing.

427
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:50,220
[insects chirping]

428
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,724
[♪ energetic music playing]

429
00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:55,851
[crowd cheering]

430
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:58,228
[announcer] [on speaker] Come on,
let's make some noise right now.

431
00:15:58,312 --> 00:15:59,480
-Travis Barker.
-[crowd cheering]

432
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:02,441
Travis has brought us together here,
the Run Travis Run,

433
00:16:02,524 --> 00:16:04,860
making the world a better place
one step at a time.

434
00:16:04,943 --> 00:16:06,445
-[fan] We love you.
-[fans chattering]

435
00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:07,613
[Travis] Nice seeing you girls.

436
00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:09,031
-Yeah, have fun. Thank you.
-We love you.

437
00:16:09,114 --> 00:16:10,407
-We love Kourtney.
-Tell her we love her.

438
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,658
[Travis] I will, I'll tell her.

439
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,036
-[Kourtney] You ready?
-I'm ready, baby.

440
00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:18,081
We are in New Orleans, Louisiana.

441
00:16:18,165 --> 00:16:19,374
It's the Super Bowl,

442
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:24,588
so Blink-182 is performing at a party.

443
00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:26,965
And so, the morning of his show,

444
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:30,928
Travis is doing a Run Travis Run 5K

445
00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,347
benefiting the LA wildfires.

446
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,224
-[Travis] You ready?
-[Kourtney] I don't know.

447
00:16:35,307 --> 00:16:36,433
I feel like you running.

448
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,977
No, I was actually
thinking this morning...

449
00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:42,856
[laughing] I was gonna lay in the bed
in the back and breastfeed.

450
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,275
[Travis] No, you've been running lately.

451
00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:48,111
[Kourtney] Yeah,
but I do two-minute intervals.

452
00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:50,030
[Travis] I know, I know,
but you just put them all together.

453
00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:51,406
-I do--
-[Travis] It's just 30. Yeah.

454
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,534
I do 10 sets of two minutes.

455
00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:55,244
[Travis] Yeah. See you in a minute, Rocky.

456
00:16:55,327 --> 00:16:57,037
-I think I'm just here...
-See you in a minute, Mama.

457
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,163
...to cheer you on, babe.

458
00:16:58,247 --> 00:16:59,373
[Travis] No.

459
00:16:59,456 --> 00:17:00,916
You guys, she's trying to tap out.

460
00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:03,252
[yawning] So tired.

461
00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:06,004
[crowd cheering]

462
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:07,631
-[announcer] Travis and Kourtney...
-[Kourtney] Uh-oh.

463
00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:09,216
[announcer] ...making their way
to the start chute.

464
00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:11,468
Let's hear it, come on, folks,
make some noise.

465
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,844
[crowd cheering]

466
00:17:15,681 --> 00:17:17,891
I mean, I'm breastfeeding,

467
00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:19,935
but I'm also in a, like,

468
00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:23,939
"I don't have anything to prove right now"
phase.

469
00:17:24,022 --> 00:17:25,774
It's not even that I'm not prepared.

470
00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:28,527
Like, it's three miles,
it's not the biggest deal,

471
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,737
but it's, like, I just don't want to.

472
00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:34,157
-[announcer] Five, four, three...
-[Travis] Are you running with me?

473
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:35,659
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-[announcer] ...two, one.

474
00:17:35,742 --> 00:17:38,120
[horn blaring]

475
00:17:38,787 --> 00:17:39,871
[Kourtney] Oh, my gosh.

476
00:17:41,081 --> 00:17:42,833
Babe, are you kidding?

477
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,294
I'm not running crazy.

478
00:17:45,377 --> 00:17:47,379
[♪ upbeat music playing]

479
00:17:47,462 --> 00:17:49,131
I'm doing a slow jog.

480
00:17:49,214 --> 00:17:50,424
[Travis] [laughs] You're doing it.

481
00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:53,218
Travis takes my hand and doesn't let go,

482
00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:57,180
and our hands are, like, sweating
and smushing together.

483
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:59,308
-[Travis] Get it!
-[fan] Yay, Kourtney!

484
00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:00,434
[Kourtney] [breathing heavily] Woo!

485
00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:02,394
He just doesn't let go, and so

486
00:18:02,477 --> 00:18:04,271
I have to keep up with his pace.

487
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:06,398
[♪ upbeat music playing]

488
00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:09,526
-[Kourtney] ...beignets.
-[runner] Beignets.

489
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,069
-So many beignets.
-And cake.

490
00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:13,280
You better get me a beignet, babe.

491
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:14,406
I'm going to, I'm going to.

492
00:18:14,489 --> 00:18:16,074
-[runner] That's your payment.
-[laughter]

493
00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:17,993
-[crowd cheering]
-[announcer] Let's make some noise, folks.

494
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,286
[cheering and applause]

495
00:18:19,911 --> 00:18:21,371
-[Kourtney] Oh, my gosh.
-[Travis chuckles]

496
00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:23,415
I feel like I'm about to pass out.

497
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,334
-[Travis] I got you.
-[Kourtney] Any second.

498
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,007
-[Kourtney] Thank you.
-[runner] Thank you, guys.

499
00:18:36,053 --> 00:18:37,054
[both chuckling]

500
00:18:37,512 --> 00:18:38,680
Okay, run.

501
00:18:42,851 --> 00:18:44,394
[Kourtney] My hand is so sweaty.

502
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:48,231
-How much longer?
-[Travis] A little over a half a mile.

503
00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:49,399
Gonna go by quick.

504
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,653
-[Kourtney] I'm gonna throw up.
-[Travis] No, you're not.

505
00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:54,488
I almost threw up.

506
00:18:54,571 --> 00:18:55,989
[fan] Good job!

507
00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,283
Even though I didn't want to run,

508
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,369
it still, like, it gives me life

509
00:19:00,452 --> 00:19:01,870
and makes me feel alive

510
00:19:01,953 --> 00:19:05,040
to be, like, running
alongside all the people,

511
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:09,419
you know, that were really
encouraging along the run.

512
00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:11,546
-[♪ uplifting music playing]
-[crowd cheering]

513
00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:13,382
[announcer] This is what it's about,

514
00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:15,509
making the world a healthier place.

515
00:19:15,592 --> 00:19:17,344
Come on, let's make some noise right now,

516
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:20,055
Travis Barker with Kourtney, side by side,

517
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:21,223
-start to finish.
-Woo!

518
00:19:21,306 --> 00:19:23,183
[announcer]
You're in my heart right there.

519
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,268
[Kourtney] I am proud of myself.

520
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:29,272
I think we ran it in, like,
27 minutes or something.

521
00:19:29,356 --> 00:19:30,399
Oh, thank you.

522
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:31,692
-Alright. Well done.
-[Travis] Thank you.

523
00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:33,568
-[Kourtney] Might throw up and faint.
-[Travis] Thank you.

524
00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:36,154
Which was pretty fast for me.

525
00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:38,448
-It was faster than...
-I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

526
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:41,076
-My boobs are itching and tingling.
-[Travis laughing]

527
00:19:41,952 --> 00:19:43,995
I need a beignet.

528
00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:46,873
That was my motivation
the whole time running,

529
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:49,167
that at the end,
I'm gonna have a beignet.

530
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:52,003
Thanks for encouraging me, baby.

531
00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:54,005
We held hands the whole time.

532
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,425
♪ Make me stronger ♪

533
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,344
[Kourtney] Oh, my gosh,
I'm gonna faint.

534
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,639
[♪ exciting music playing]

535
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,016
♪ Let me show you how we do it ♪

536
00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:08,478
♪ It's a vibe... ♪

537
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:10,605
Khloé, how the hell are you, babe?

538
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:12,274
-I'm good. How are you?
-[Kris] Wake up and smell

539
00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:14,317
the [bleep] sunshine.

540
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:15,861
Oh, I will.

541
00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,822
It's your day to shine, babe, your day.

542
00:20:18,905 --> 00:20:21,533
-How the heck are you?
-Good, how are you?

543
00:20:21,992 --> 00:20:24,578
I'm good. Just trying to stay positive.

544
00:20:24,661 --> 00:20:25,662
[Khloé] Nice.

545
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:28,331
I've been hearing a lot of drama

546
00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:30,333
about a group chat that's going on.

547
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,627
So, I'm going to go find out

548
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:35,630
exactly what's happening with Khloé.

549
00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:37,340
Your arms look really good,

550
00:20:37,841 --> 00:20:39,176
and you're really beautiful.

551
00:20:40,177 --> 00:20:41,428
So, what's happening?

552
00:20:41,803 --> 00:20:43,972
Who takes themselves off of a chat

553
00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:46,016
because they said there's...

554
00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:47,350
What did Kourtney say?

555
00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:50,228
"I left because I have
so many freaking chats,

556
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:52,731
and it's not normal
to communicate so much."

557
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:54,941
[♪ playful music playing]

558
00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:56,610
We're family. And then Kendall goes, "I--

559
00:20:56,693 --> 00:20:57,861
That means we all talk too much.

560
00:20:57,944 --> 00:20:59,446
Then Kendall says, "I feel the same way."

561
00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:03,533
Listen, I-- I don't wanna be
a part of this drama at all,

562
00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:06,244
but of course it's okay
to leave a group chat.

563
00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,413
If it's not for drama or pettiness,

564
00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:11,333
then why not leave a chat
if it's better for your mental?

565
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,418
Like, everyone feels the same way.

566
00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:15,045
I love talking to my family.

567
00:21:15,128 --> 00:21:16,922
-It's so sad.
-That's what we do all day long.

568
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,299
She's probably just overwhelmed.

569
00:21:20,634 --> 00:21:22,260
[chuckling]

570
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,179
The freedom of speech.

571
00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:27,641
At the end of the day,
when it's all said and done,

572
00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:31,895
it'll probably just boil down
to me, Kim, and Khloé.

573
00:21:34,898 --> 00:21:36,149
No, because we get shit done.

574
00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:38,652
GSD: "Get shit done."

575
00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:40,612
There's [bleep] guys...

576
00:21:43,156 --> 00:21:44,616
Because of why, Mom?

577
00:21:44,699 --> 00:21:46,243
-The garden--
-Because you have--

578
00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:47,994
Because the gardener. No.

579
00:21:48,078 --> 00:21:50,163
-You installed a light switch...
-No. No, don't blame this on me.

580
00:21:50,247 --> 00:21:51,748
-...to be your fireplace activator.
-I'm not--

581
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,792
-I am not...
-That's not labeled.

582
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,585
-...to be blamed.
-'Kay.

583
00:21:55,669 --> 00:21:59,130
I get a call that my backyard's on fire

584
00:21:59,214 --> 00:22:03,426
because the gardener accidentally
turned on the fire pit.

585
00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:06,429
It's a light switch that's not labeled,
so accidentally...

586
00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:08,682
-Okay. Somebody turned on the light.
-...somebody flipped the switch.

587
00:22:08,765 --> 00:22:10,016
[Kris] Flipped a switch.

588
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:13,728
But, small problem,
it had a cover over it,

589
00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:15,355
so, of course, it caught on fire.

590
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:17,691
All the patio furniture catches on fire,

591
00:22:17,774 --> 00:22:19,192
and it's having a grand old time.

592
00:22:19,276 --> 00:22:21,027
'Kay, how did you respond?

593
00:22:21,111 --> 00:22:23,572
I handled it really well, okay?

594
00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:25,991
[Khloé] 'Cause you're such
a calm person by nature.

595
00:22:26,074 --> 00:22:27,701
I know you cussed them out.

596
00:22:27,784 --> 00:22:28,785
I did not.

597
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,370
-I never spoke to anybody, ask Matthew.
-When--

598
00:22:30,453 --> 00:22:31,788
When have you not yelled at someone?

599
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,415
-I never spoke to a soul.
-[Khloé] Okay.

600
00:22:33,915 --> 00:22:36,668
I think this is the new
and improved Kris Jenner.

601
00:22:37,961 --> 00:22:41,798
I really want to entertain the idea

602
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:44,092
of trying to make some positive changes.

603
00:22:44,175 --> 00:22:47,345
And one of those things
is trying to be more patient.

604
00:22:47,429 --> 00:22:50,348
I said, in my new Kris Jenner voice,

605
00:22:50,432 --> 00:22:54,019
"This isn't anyone else's responsibility,

606
00:22:54,102 --> 00:22:56,563
so have the gardeners come back
and help clean it up."

607
00:22:57,856 --> 00:22:59,065
I doubt that's all you text--

608
00:22:59,149 --> 00:23:00,400
-[Kris] I swear.
-Okay.

609
00:23:00,483 --> 00:23:01,610
Yeah.

610
00:23:01,693 --> 00:23:03,862
I'm trying to be a little more Zen,

611
00:23:04,571 --> 00:23:07,365
and my kids have all talked
to me about it.

612
00:23:07,449 --> 00:23:12,329
So, I'm really trying to have,
you know, very calm... ness

613
00:23:12,412 --> 00:23:16,166
about myself when I can,
listen more, talk less.

614
00:23:16,249 --> 00:23:18,001
-It was very calm.
-'Kay.

615
00:23:18,084 --> 00:23:20,587
And then I said, in my
other calm Kris Jenner voice...

616
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:21,755
[Khloé] Mm-hmm.

617
00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:24,257
..."Who the [bleep] is gonna
pay for this?!"

618
00:23:24,341 --> 00:23:25,342
Yeah.

619
00:23:25,425 --> 00:23:30,263
Who the hell expects me
to keep my [bleep] cool

620
00:23:31,097 --> 00:23:33,391
while my backyard is on fire?!

621
00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:35,644
What the [bleep]?

622
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:38,730
And then, I got a hold of myself,

623
00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:42,442
and I said, "Self, let's just calm down."

624
00:23:42,525 --> 00:23:44,235
Yeah. It was no one's fault.

625
00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:45,445
It was no one's fault.

626
00:23:46,446 --> 00:23:48,740
And my stress level,

627
00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:52,035
I'm trying to, like,
push it down a little bit,

628
00:23:52,118 --> 00:23:54,621
-not be so...
-[ice machine rattling]

629
00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:57,165
...overreactive to things that--

630
00:23:57,248 --> 00:23:59,584
Like that loud ice maker, [bleep].

631
00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:01,795
-Sorry.
-My God.

632
00:24:01,878 --> 00:24:05,340
This is the noisiest damn place today.

633
00:24:05,423 --> 00:24:08,551
[chuckles] The types of things
that set my mom off:

634
00:24:08,635 --> 00:24:11,471
breathing too loud, chewing, smacking gum,

635
00:24:11,554 --> 00:24:15,642
the air not being on in her car,
the wrong Kleenex cover--

636
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:18,395
not the wrong Kleenex, wow.

637
00:24:18,478 --> 00:24:20,522
Not having her iPod--

638
00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:23,233
you heard me right--
iPod playing in her car.

639
00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:25,652
Off with everyone's heads, off.

640
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:27,487
If there's too many people in her house,

641
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,239
but yet not enough people in her house.

642
00:24:29,322 --> 00:24:31,408
Oh, and mind reading.

643
00:24:31,491 --> 00:24:33,702
She gets annoyed
when people can't read her mind.

644
00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:37,455
[Khloé] I think your question
should have been,

645
00:24:37,539 --> 00:24:40,375
"Can you give me a list
of what doesn't set my mom off?"

646
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,335
And that would've been
a much shorter list.

647
00:24:42,419 --> 00:24:43,962
Some progress is being made,

648
00:24:44,045 --> 00:24:45,922
but we're definitely not there yet.

649
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,882
Okay, well, it-- baby steps.

650
00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,009
Baby steps.

651
00:24:49,092 --> 00:24:50,927
Rome was not built in a day.

652
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:54,514
That's the guy that flipped the switch.

653
00:24:55,598 --> 00:24:57,017
Looks like a hard worker.

654
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,268
They're really creative.

655
00:24:58,351 --> 00:25:00,562
Like, they're horticulturalists-lists.

656
00:25:00,645 --> 00:25:02,188
-I'm sorry?
-[Kris] Hor...

657
00:25:02,272 --> 00:25:04,649
Hor-- Horticulturalists.

658
00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:06,818
What the [bleep] is a "horticort-uralist"?

659
00:25:06,901 --> 00:25:08,278
A horticort-uralist?

660
00:25:08,361 --> 00:25:10,280
Not a horticortula--

661
00:25:10,363 --> 00:25:12,824
-Horticulturist.
-Oy.

662
00:25:12,907 --> 00:25:14,617
-[♪ playful music playing]
-Horti... [chuckling]

663
00:25:15,869 --> 00:25:16,995
Listen, you little [bleep]!

664
00:25:17,078 --> 00:25:18,496
-[voice assistant] Horticulturalist.
-Oh.

665
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,873
[voice assistant] Horticulturalist.

666
00:25:19,956 --> 00:25:22,042
What in the horticulturalist
is wrong with you?

667
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,626
[Kris] [chuckles] Exactly.

668
00:25:25,170 --> 00:25:26,421
[voice assistant] Horticulturalist.

669
00:25:26,504 --> 00:25:27,839
[birds chirping]

670
00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:31,259
[♪ energetic music playing]

671
00:25:39,476 --> 00:25:40,769
-How exciting. Hi.
-[John] Hi.

672
00:25:40,852 --> 00:25:42,062
-Hi.
-[Psalm] Hi.

673
00:25:42,145 --> 00:25:44,022
-[Kim] How are you?
-[John] Hey, Psalm, it's nice to meet you.

674
00:25:44,105 --> 00:25:46,107
-[Kim] Look at how cool this basket is.
-[John/Johnny] Hey.

675
00:25:46,191 --> 00:25:47,692
My name is John.

676
00:25:47,776 --> 00:25:49,110
-This is Johnny, the director.
-Oh,

677
00:25:49,194 --> 00:25:51,237
-I should have worn my motorcycle shirt.
-Hi.

678
00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:54,991
[Kim] As crazy as my schedule is,
I will always make time

679
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:57,452
to do all the important things
with my kids.

680
00:25:57,535 --> 00:26:03,291
So, my son, Psalm, is doing
a voiceover for Angry Birds.

681
00:26:03,374 --> 00:26:04,542
What do you say?

682
00:26:04,626 --> 00:26:06,878
Do you say thank you
for everyone coming in on a Sunday?

683
00:26:06,961 --> 00:26:08,213
[Psalm] Thank you.

684
00:26:08,296 --> 00:26:11,883
And, I'm just so excited
'cause he's so excited.

685
00:26:12,383 --> 00:26:15,512
Who's your favorite character
in Angry Birds?

686
00:26:16,012 --> 00:26:17,555
The red one.

687
00:26:17,639 --> 00:26:19,766
-[Kim] The red one?
-[John] Red? Oh, good.

688
00:26:19,849 --> 00:26:21,559
[Kim] It's really funny
when you have your first kid,

689
00:26:21,643 --> 00:26:22,644
you post everything,

690
00:26:22,727 --> 00:26:24,604
your second kid a little less,

691
00:26:24,687 --> 00:26:25,814
your third kid a little less.

692
00:26:25,897 --> 00:26:28,274
It's just kind of what happens
with everything, right?

693
00:26:28,358 --> 00:26:31,402
So, Red is your dad,

694
00:26:31,945 --> 00:26:33,488
and Silver is your mom.

695
00:26:33,571 --> 00:26:36,282
So, like, I feel like people
don't really know Psalm,

696
00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:40,245
but he's the smartest,
silliest little boy.

697
00:26:40,328 --> 00:26:42,330
He's a total go-with-the-flow kid.

698
00:26:42,413 --> 00:26:44,457
I can give him Legos and say,

699
00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:47,335
"Sit here for five hours, I have to work,"

700
00:26:47,418 --> 00:26:49,087
and he'll just be like, "Okay, Mommy."

701
00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:53,383
Like, never says no,
never goes against anything.

702
00:26:53,466 --> 00:26:57,220
Just is a dream child
and the most independent.

703
00:26:57,303 --> 00:26:59,139
He loves to dance.

704
00:26:59,222 --> 00:27:00,849
He would never have a tantrum.

705
00:27:00,932 --> 00:27:02,934
He's just so chill.

706
00:27:03,017 --> 00:27:04,686
[John] Do you recognize Chuck at all?

707
00:27:04,769 --> 00:27:07,147
Chuck is the bird that goes really fast.

708
00:27:07,438 --> 00:27:11,067
He has the cutest voice you've ever heard.

709
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:13,361
It's, like, this raspy little voice.

710
00:27:13,444 --> 00:27:15,738
Psalm, what does your name start with?

711
00:27:15,822 --> 00:27:18,491
-P-S-A-L-M.
-[Kim] Yeah.

712
00:27:18,575 --> 00:27:22,036
And when they called
and asked if he was interested

713
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,164
in this role of a new bird,

714
00:27:24,247 --> 00:27:25,707
he was so excited.

715
00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:27,458
-Let's get started.
-[Psalm] Okay.

716
00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:29,836
And I'll sit in a chair right next to you.

717
00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:36,593
Your first line is
a really easy one, it's, "Hello."

718
00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,553
Can you say, "Hello"?

719
00:27:38,636 --> 00:27:40,138
Hello.

720
00:27:40,221 --> 00:27:42,182
-Hello.
-Hello.

721
00:27:42,265 --> 00:27:44,434
How about a, a little, "Hi"?

722
00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:46,269
Hi.

723
00:27:46,352 --> 00:27:48,021
Oh, your voice is so cool.

724
00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:49,105
I love your voice.

725
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:50,899
-It's a really cool voice, right?
-[Johnny] Yeah.

726
00:27:50,982 --> 00:27:53,568
Balancing work with being a parent

727
00:27:53,651 --> 00:27:55,528
is definitely challenging.

728
00:27:55,612 --> 00:27:57,488
[John] Should we go to the next scene?

729
00:27:57,572 --> 00:27:58,823
Let's do it!

730
00:27:58,907 --> 00:28:01,910
[Kim] And I don't want to stop my kids

731
00:28:01,993 --> 00:28:03,786
from doing what they want to do.

732
00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:05,121
[John] "That's a good idea."

733
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,915
That's a good idea.

734
00:28:06,998 --> 00:28:10,835
So, I tailor my life
around my kids' schedules.

735
00:28:10,919 --> 00:28:12,503
-[Psalm] I love s'ghetti.
-[John laughing]

736
00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:14,380
Yum, yum.

737
00:28:14,464 --> 00:28:16,591
So, I am there for breakfast,

738
00:28:16,674 --> 00:28:18,718
I am there for dinner every day.

739
00:28:18,801 --> 00:28:22,555
I am putting them to bed
and then I sacrifice my nights instead of,

740
00:28:22,639 --> 00:28:25,016
you know, going out
or dinners with my friends,

741
00:28:25,099 --> 00:28:27,227
I'm working at night and studying.

742
00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:29,062
[whispering] Psalmy,
you're doing so good.

743
00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:31,272
But, like, it makes me happy.

744
00:28:31,356 --> 00:28:33,358
-[John] "What?"
-What?

745
00:28:33,441 --> 00:28:34,776
That's my favorite.

746
00:28:34,859 --> 00:28:37,153
Yeah! Go, birds!

747
00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:38,529
How about, "Yay"?

748
00:28:38,613 --> 00:28:40,782
-Yay.
-Yay!

749
00:28:40,865 --> 00:28:43,868
-Yay!
-[John] How about "rawr"?

750
00:28:43,952 --> 00:28:45,411
[Psalm growling]

751
00:28:45,495 --> 00:28:47,038
-[Johnny blowing raspberry]
-[Psalm blowing raspberry]

752
00:28:47,121 --> 00:28:48,498
Ugh, broccoli.

753
00:28:48,581 --> 00:28:49,582
No broccoli.

754
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:50,750
[John] That is incredible.

755
00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:52,543
You are such a great actor.

756
00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:53,920
-Mic drop.
-[♪ playful music playing]

757
00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:55,964
-How do you feel?
-Good.

758
00:28:56,047 --> 00:28:58,549
[Kim] Today was so special.

759
00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:02,804
Just seeing Psalm love this,
do so good at it...

760
00:29:02,887 --> 00:29:03,930
Say cheese.

761
00:29:04,013 --> 00:29:06,057
-Cheese.
-[John/Johnny] Cheese.

762
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:08,059
[Kim] Seeing him in a work environment,

763
00:29:08,142 --> 00:29:09,519
I always want to be mindful

764
00:29:09,602 --> 00:29:12,438
if it's ever too much, and he loved it.

765
00:29:12,522 --> 00:29:14,983
And then, we can have a party
with all your friends and cousins.

766
00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:16,943
-So cool, right?
-♪ Greatest of all time ♪

767
00:29:17,026 --> 00:29:19,487
-♪ There's no, no one like me ♪
-[shouting playfully]

768
00:29:19,570 --> 00:29:21,281
♪ Ah yeah, ah yeah ♪

769
00:29:22,782 --> 00:29:25,868
[♪ energetic music playing]

770
00:29:26,744 --> 00:29:28,121
[Kourtney] He just woke up a little.

771
00:29:28,496 --> 00:29:31,082
-[Rocky crying]
-Oh, baby.

772
00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:36,004
We're going to Cafe Du Monde
in the French Quarter.

773
00:29:36,087 --> 00:29:39,048
[♪ energetic music playing]

774
00:29:41,884 --> 00:29:46,806
Lately, I feel like I'm being
really drawn to slowing down.

775
00:29:46,889 --> 00:29:49,058
Like, slowing down as far as,

776
00:29:49,142 --> 00:29:52,353
like, enjoying the simple things.

777
00:29:52,437 --> 00:29:54,147
-Whoa, look at that house.
-Yeah, they're so cool.

778
00:29:54,230 --> 00:29:55,732
[Kourtney] Look how pretty
those trees are.

779
00:29:55,815 --> 00:29:56,858
[Travis] Yeah.

780
00:29:58,651 --> 00:30:00,486
He's so precious.

781
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:04,032
Being present with my kids
and being with my husband

782
00:30:04,115 --> 00:30:06,868
or my friends or whatever
it is that I'm doing.

783
00:30:06,951 --> 00:30:08,411
-Here it is.
-[Travis laughing]

784
00:30:08,494 --> 00:30:10,913
Can't wait for a beignet and a coffee.

785
00:30:10,997 --> 00:30:13,249
At home, like, I don't go into stores,

786
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:16,586
I don't go into restaurants that often.

787
00:30:16,669 --> 00:30:20,340
Like, so just even doing
those types of things makes me feel alive.

788
00:30:20,423 --> 00:30:22,800
[♪ energetic music playing]

789
00:30:24,552 --> 00:30:25,553
-This it?
-Yeah.

790
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:28,348
Thank you.

791
00:30:28,431 --> 00:30:30,016
[Travis] I'm gonna use
the restroom really quick.

792
00:30:31,392 --> 00:30:32,393
[Kourtney] Thank you.

793
00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:37,106
I mean, Kim just, like, flies here
to get these beignets.

794
00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:38,983
I just thought I had to try them.

795
00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:43,237
Should we ask these people
to stop so I can take a bite?

796
00:30:43,321 --> 00:30:45,740
-Who?
-Just these people videoing.

797
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,536
Babe, you're in here
with, like... big cameras.

798
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,372
-[laughing]
-[Kourtney] I had to get you black coffee.

799
00:30:52,455 --> 00:30:54,582
They don't have any non-dairy milk.

800
00:30:54,957 --> 00:30:56,084
[Travis] Oh, that's fine.

801
00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:58,586
Travis is really good at tuning out

802
00:30:59,212 --> 00:31:00,838
all the noise around us

803
00:31:00,922 --> 00:31:03,758
or the people, like, taking sneaky photos.

804
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:07,929
This lady outside just zooming in
while I chomp away.

805
00:31:08,012 --> 00:31:09,013
[Travis chuckles]

806
00:31:09,097 --> 00:31:11,224
[Kourtney] Can I just eat a beignet

807
00:31:11,307 --> 00:31:13,935
and get powdered sugar all over my face

808
00:31:14,018 --> 00:31:15,686
and drink my hot chocolate?

809
00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:18,272
Like, I just ran three miles,

810
00:31:18,356 --> 00:31:20,525
and I just wanna eat in peace.

811
00:31:20,608 --> 00:31:21,776
-Cheers.
-Cheers.

812
00:31:21,859 --> 00:31:23,361
-What did you get?
-Oh, look at these people

813
00:31:23,444 --> 00:31:25,863
walking down, these alligators.

814
00:31:25,947 --> 00:31:26,948
Hi.

815
00:31:27,031 --> 00:31:28,533
I like meeting people.

816
00:31:28,616 --> 00:31:31,953
I love saying hi to people or, you know,

817
00:31:32,036 --> 00:31:33,121
it's not about that.

818
00:31:33,204 --> 00:31:35,415
It's more like this, like, sense of, like,

819
00:31:35,498 --> 00:31:38,209
"Well, you're out in public
so you owe it to us

820
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:41,295
to take a photo or whatever."

821
00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:42,964
[Travis] What did you get to drink, babe?

822
00:31:43,047 --> 00:31:44,757
I'm gonna give you a taste.

823
00:31:45,842 --> 00:31:47,260
[Travis chuckling]

824
00:31:47,343 --> 00:31:49,554
[♪ upbeat music playing]

825
00:31:49,637 --> 00:31:52,974
It's hard for me to tune it out,
but I try.

826
00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:56,352
That is some strong...
[kiss smacking] coffee.

827
00:31:56,602 --> 00:31:58,646
-That is some strong beignet.
-[chuckles]

828
00:31:59,272 --> 00:32:01,023
-[Kourtney] Thank you so much.
-[Travis] Very good.

829
00:32:01,899 --> 00:32:04,193
[♪ intense music playing]

830
00:32:04,944 --> 00:32:07,780
[Kourtney]
We're going to explore New Orleans.

831
00:32:07,864 --> 00:32:10,241
We are going on a ghost tour.

832
00:32:10,324 --> 00:32:14,245
It says that there's, like,
vampire stories and ghosts.

833
00:32:14,328 --> 00:32:16,998
So, sounds like fun.

834
00:32:17,582 --> 00:32:19,459
We're definitely not bringing Rocky

835
00:32:19,542 --> 00:32:21,377
-on the tour.
-[Rocky babbling]

836
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,963
-Which one?
-[Kourtney] The haunted tour.

837
00:32:24,422 --> 00:32:26,757
-Oh, why not?
-Babe, no.

838
00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:30,678
He's not-- Rocky's not fazed
by haunted houses.

839
00:32:30,761 --> 00:32:32,054
[♪ upbeat music playing]

840
00:32:32,138 --> 00:32:33,598
[Kourtney] There it is, baby.

841
00:32:33,681 --> 00:32:35,683
-How'd you find this place?
-[Travis] Is it this right here?

842
00:32:36,893 --> 00:32:39,020
-[Rocky babbling]
-[Travis] Oh, he's seeing the bubbles.

843
00:32:39,103 --> 00:32:40,104
You see the bubbles?

844
00:32:40,188 --> 00:32:41,564
-[Kourtney] Hi.
-How are you, sir?

845
00:32:41,647 --> 00:32:42,690
-[Travis] Nice to meet you.
-Good to meet you.

846
00:32:42,773 --> 00:32:43,774
-Hi.
-Good to meet you, ma'am.

847
00:32:43,858 --> 00:32:45,026
We're gonna take a walk this way.

848
00:32:45,109 --> 00:32:46,319
-Sure.
-Let's do it, guys. Let's do it.

849
00:32:47,403 --> 00:32:49,238
Tonight-- We're gonna talk
about some history tonight.

850
00:32:49,322 --> 00:32:51,199
We're gonna talk
about some spooky stuff here.

851
00:32:51,282 --> 00:32:53,409
-[Travis] Oh, cool.
-Now, the neighborhood you in,

852
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,911
it goes back to 1718.

853
00:32:54,994 --> 00:32:57,163
This is the oldest neighborhood
in the United States.

854
00:32:57,663 --> 00:32:59,332
-[Kourtney] Oh, wow.
-[tour guide] This street here,

855
00:32:59,415 --> 00:33:02,752
not to be spooky, but this building
you're looking at was built in 1888.

856
00:33:02,835 --> 00:33:04,462
This hotel comes with a few twists.

857
00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:05,755
You'll be laying in bed late at night

858
00:33:05,838 --> 00:33:08,174
you might hear children laughing,
children playing.

859
00:33:08,257 --> 00:33:10,885
You also might have your television
come on at 4:00 in the morning.

860
00:33:10,968 --> 00:33:12,970
Your sheet might get ripped off your bed.

861
00:33:16,098 --> 00:33:17,475
I don't know.

862
00:33:17,558 --> 00:33:18,601
I don't know yet.

863
00:33:20,978 --> 00:33:22,813
Yeah, I'm not sure.

864
00:33:23,564 --> 00:33:25,525
Not sure yet how I feel.

865
00:33:25,608 --> 00:33:28,945
Now, this is where the vampire legend
in New Orleans started.

866
00:33:29,028 --> 00:33:31,948
You see, in 1902, a gentleman
showed up in New Orleans

867
00:33:32,031 --> 00:33:33,574
by the name of Jacques St. Germain.

868
00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:35,326
Jacques was very popular with the ladies.

869
00:33:35,409 --> 00:33:37,161
Every once in a while,
he'd bring a young lady home.

870
00:33:37,245 --> 00:33:39,372
The problem is, after he brought
the young lady home,

871
00:33:39,455 --> 00:33:41,916
he would dismember them
and drink their blood as wine.

872
00:33:41,999 --> 00:33:43,501
-Oh, my gosh.
-Alright? Two or three missing girls

873
00:33:43,584 --> 00:33:45,419
didn't raise much of a red flag,

874
00:33:45,503 --> 00:33:46,796
but when the number was 14,

875
00:33:46,879 --> 00:33:48,798
the police kicked the door in,
went inside,

876
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,383
couldn't find Jacques.

877
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,926
This was in 1902.

878
00:33:52,009 --> 00:33:54,554
Forty-eight years later, a man
showed up in New York City.

879
00:33:54,637 --> 00:33:56,681
Said his name was Jacques St. Germain.

880
00:33:56,764 --> 00:33:58,975
Said he was a vampire from Europe,
400 years old,

881
00:33:59,058 --> 00:34:00,518
said he lived in New Orleans.

882
00:34:00,601 --> 00:34:02,186
The New York Times interviewed this man.

883
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,688
That is what inspired author Anne Rice

884
00:34:03,771 --> 00:34:05,773
to write the novel
Interview with the Vampire.

885
00:34:06,274 --> 00:34:09,193
I kind of believe
in the vampire story, though.

886
00:34:13,531 --> 00:34:15,575
-And I would love to.
-[producer and Kourtney chuckling]

887
00:34:15,658 --> 00:34:17,868
Was there anything specific
you guys would like to know about?

888
00:34:17,952 --> 00:34:19,829
[Travis] Baby, you were asking
how you could get some beads.

889
00:34:19,912 --> 00:34:21,414
-[laughing]
-Oh, if you could flash people.

890
00:34:21,497 --> 00:34:23,082
[tour guide] You don't have
to flash to get beads.

891
00:34:23,165 --> 00:34:25,209
-You can just get them, right?
-He-- He wanted to flash people.

892
00:34:25,293 --> 00:34:26,794
-[tour guide] You want to flash people?
-[laughing]

893
00:34:26,877 --> 00:34:28,754
[tour guide] Well, we won't hold it
against you if you do.

894
00:34:29,046 --> 00:34:30,464
Well, thank you so much. That was amazing.

895
00:34:30,548 --> 00:34:32,341
-[Kourtney] Thank you so much.
-Oh. It's my pleasure.

896
00:34:32,425 --> 00:34:34,176
-[Kourtney] Did you like it?
-I did. You?

897
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:35,344
[Kourtney] Yeah.

898
00:34:38,055 --> 00:34:40,349
[♪ exciting music playing]

899
00:34:42,351 --> 00:34:44,729
[Scott] That looks so good.
It looks pretty great.

900
00:34:44,979 --> 00:34:47,231
-I know, all my flowers...
-But it gets much better when summer hits.

901
00:34:47,315 --> 00:34:48,816
This is all wisteria that grows up here.

902
00:34:48,899 --> 00:34:51,569
-Wisteria Lane?
-Yeah, pretty much.

903
00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:54,447
I need to have Scott over
because I cannot stop thinking

904
00:34:54,530 --> 00:34:56,240
about Scott moving to New York.

905
00:34:56,574 --> 00:34:57,783
How the hell are you?

906
00:34:58,284 --> 00:34:59,744
I'm great. How are you?

907
00:35:00,202 --> 00:35:01,370
[Scott] Mm.

908
00:35:01,454 --> 00:35:03,164
My house looks good,
I'm building a guest house.

909
00:35:03,247 --> 00:35:04,373
Your house does look good-- Ooh!

910
00:35:04,457 --> 00:35:05,791
I need to know,

911
00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,501
is your house up for sale?

912
00:35:07,585 --> 00:35:08,919
Did you sell all your cars?

913
00:35:09,003 --> 00:35:10,671
Did you find a place in New York?

914
00:35:11,255 --> 00:35:12,548
Help me help you.

915
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,967
You're building all this crap,
and you still think

916
00:35:15,051 --> 00:35:16,218
-you're moving to New York?
-So, no.

917
00:35:16,302 --> 00:35:18,721
So, I've decided I can't really move
to New York

918
00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:20,264
-with my kids and everything.
-[scoffing]

919
00:35:20,348 --> 00:35:22,516
[Khloé] First of all,
no one was gonna let you move

920
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,851
across the country.

921
00:35:23,934 --> 00:35:25,269
I know one person that would.

922
00:35:25,353 --> 00:35:26,854
Okay, but besides her.

923
00:35:26,937 --> 00:35:30,399
I get that, but it's very extreme.

924
00:35:30,483 --> 00:35:31,984
-[Scott] Yes.
-[Khloé] It was shocking.

925
00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:34,278
I talked to Mace, and he's like,

926
00:35:34,362 --> 00:35:36,113
"You can't actually move."

927
00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:37,198
Right.

928
00:35:37,281 --> 00:35:40,242
And them coming every long weekend--

929
00:35:40,326 --> 00:35:42,953
I'm gonna sell all my belongings
and never return!

930
00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:45,122
I'll never come back!
I sold my boat, by the way.

931
00:35:45,206 --> 00:35:46,707
-Thank God.
-I'm like, I started getting--

932
00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:48,250
No, but I was, like, getting prepared.

933
00:35:48,334 --> 00:35:51,754
But I've realized there's no way
I could actually do both.

934
00:35:51,837 --> 00:35:53,214
-Yeah, that's ridiculous.
-[Scott] I...

935
00:35:53,297 --> 00:35:55,174
I'm now just gonna get something

936
00:35:55,257 --> 00:35:57,093
that will fit us in New York.

937
00:35:57,176 --> 00:36:00,388
I am thrilled that Scott has

938
00:36:01,013 --> 00:36:02,932
put the New York move to bed.

939
00:36:03,015 --> 00:36:05,142
It was an impulsive conversation,

940
00:36:05,226 --> 00:36:06,477
and that's very Scott.

941
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,812
He's very impulsive.

942
00:36:07,895 --> 00:36:10,815
I have a long list of impulsive moves.

943
00:36:10,898 --> 00:36:14,527
I'm just happy that this has been
a pretty quick turn

944
00:36:14,610 --> 00:36:17,154
in him deciding, "Okay,
that's not gonna work for me."

945
00:36:17,238 --> 00:36:21,492
So, at least I know he's still my neighbor
a little bit longer.

946
00:36:21,575 --> 00:36:24,954
Trust me, I know a female probably
paid a-- played a factor in this.

947
00:36:25,037 --> 00:36:26,205
You think I pay?

948
00:36:26,288 --> 00:36:27,373
No, you're not paying a girl.

949
00:36:27,456 --> 00:36:29,458
No, there is a girl that I do...

950
00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:31,961
-[Khloé] Yeah. Right.
-...see when I'm in New York,

951
00:36:32,044 --> 00:36:33,754
that I don't have here.

952
00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:36,298
So, maybe that also plays
a little bit of a part.

953
00:36:36,382 --> 00:36:38,008
Yeah, and of course, I get that.

954
00:36:38,092 --> 00:36:39,301
And she's great.

955
00:36:39,385 --> 00:36:42,304
I think you should make
the effort to explore that.

956
00:36:42,388 --> 00:36:43,806
-Mm-hmm.
-Why not?

957
00:36:43,889 --> 00:36:46,600
What's going on with all these
airplane crashes recently?

958
00:36:46,684 --> 00:36:48,269
-Well, it's been two.
-[airplane droning]

959
00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:50,020
The one that crashed on the floor.

960
00:36:50,104 --> 00:36:51,439
-All Rob does is send me--
-And the one

961
00:36:51,522 --> 00:36:53,607
with the helicopter is ridiculous.

962
00:36:53,691 --> 00:36:54,734
[Khloé] Let me just ask Rob.

963
00:36:54,817 --> 00:36:56,235
-[Scott] Try.
-[line ringing]

964
00:36:56,986 --> 00:36:58,738
-[Rob] Yeah?
-[Khloé] Bob,

965
00:36:58,821 --> 00:37:00,364
I'm here with Scott.

966
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,408
[Rob] Hey, Scotty boy.

967
00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:04,535
-Hey, Bobert.
-[Rob] Hey there.

968
00:37:04,618 --> 00:37:05,619
What are y'all doing?

969
00:37:05,703 --> 00:37:06,996
Just sucking [bleep].

970
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:08,748
[Rob] [chuckling] I wish.

971
00:37:08,831 --> 00:37:09,874
-[Khloé chuckles]
-I know.

972
00:37:09,957 --> 00:37:12,960
[Rob] Um, but yeah,
what are you really doing?

973
00:37:13,043 --> 00:37:15,588
Scott doesn't believe me,

974
00:37:15,671 --> 00:37:17,631
is that there's been more
than two plane crashes.

975
00:37:17,715 --> 00:37:19,508
-He says there's only been two.
-I believe there has.

976
00:37:19,592 --> 00:37:20,843
I only have seen the two.

977
00:37:20,926 --> 00:37:22,636
[Rob] There's been, like, at least five.

978
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,180
It has to do with the alien stuff.

979
00:37:24,263 --> 00:37:26,056
The aliens are flying?

980
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,684
The conspiracies run wild.

981
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:31,020
And I love a conspiracy, I really do.

982
00:37:31,395 --> 00:37:34,023
[Rob] Children are killing our children
with [bleep] cookies.

983
00:37:34,106 --> 00:37:37,026
-Do you understand?
-Rob, stop with the [bleep] cookies.

984
00:37:37,109 --> 00:37:38,110
[Rob] It's true.

985
00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:40,780
They all cause cancer,
all the [bleep] cookies.

986
00:37:40,863 --> 00:37:42,448
-[Scott] That's--
-This is all he talks about.

987
00:37:42,531 --> 00:37:44,492
[Rob] Specifically, [bleep] number one.

988
00:37:44,575 --> 00:37:46,076
Oh, I like those.

989
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,120
I never know what to believe with Rob.

990
00:37:48,204 --> 00:37:51,207
I mean, I don't know
if what Rob is saying is truthful,

991
00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:52,750
if he's just [bleep] with me.

992
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:55,127
[Rob] I have so much information
and documents

993
00:37:55,211 --> 00:37:57,046
-on everything that most of the world...
-" Documents."

994
00:37:57,129 --> 00:37:59,507
-[Rob] ...doesn't even know exists.
-I didn't even know you had a printer.

995
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:00,966
[Rob] I do, actually.

996
00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:02,051
That's fire.

997
00:38:02,134 --> 00:38:03,844
[Rob] I got a bunch of color cartridges--

998
00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:05,387
[Scott] Oh, you have extra cartridges?

999
00:38:05,471 --> 00:38:07,264
Dude, you're on top of your game.

1000
00:38:07,348 --> 00:38:08,349
-[Khloé snickers]
-[Rob] Yeah.

1001
00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:10,392
It-- They can go on and on.

1002
00:38:10,476 --> 00:38:12,686
Well, I love you, Bobby boy.

1003
00:38:13,270 --> 00:38:14,355
It's been real.

1004
00:38:14,438 --> 00:38:15,815
[Rob] Toodles.

1005
00:38:16,273 --> 00:38:17,483
He's nuts.

1006
00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:19,944
[slurping]

1007
00:38:20,736 --> 00:38:23,364
Do you have a plethora of drinks coming
like you did last time?

1008
00:38:23,447 --> 00:38:26,617
Yeah, Wendy's downstairs making me
a smoothie that's gonna be phenomenal.

1009
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:27,701
I've got some whey protein...

1010
00:38:27,785 --> 00:38:29,078
-Oh my gosh.
-...and collagen going in,

1011
00:38:29,161 --> 00:38:30,871
and then I've got one of these
coming from DoorDash

1012
00:38:30,955 --> 00:38:32,122
that'll be here in about five to 10.

1013
00:38:32,206 --> 00:38:34,250
And my assistant's running over
my other drink.

1014
00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,669
I've never seen someone drink more things.

1015
00:38:36,752 --> 00:38:38,629
-I'm a fluid master.
-[Khloé] You are.

1016
00:38:38,712 --> 00:38:39,839
[Scott] I like to stay hydrated.

1017
00:38:39,922 --> 00:38:40,923
-Yeah.
-Sip?

1018
00:38:41,006 --> 00:38:42,299
-No. Mm-mm.
-Alright.

1019
00:38:42,883 --> 00:38:45,386
[Scott slurping]

1020
00:38:45,469 --> 00:38:47,179
[♪ exciting music building]

1021
00:38:47,263 --> 00:38:49,473
♪ You hear the sound
that echoes in the night ♪

1022
00:38:49,557 --> 00:38:51,934
♪ You feel the rush
and you're burning for life ♪

1023
00:38:52,017 --> 00:38:53,686
♪ Feel the whole sky like
you really could fly ♪

1024
00:38:53,769 --> 00:38:54,979
-[Kourtney] Hi.
-♪ Let's go ♪

1025
00:38:55,062 --> 00:38:56,063
-You look nice.
-Thank you.

1026
00:38:56,146 --> 00:38:57,273
♪ She's out of sight ♪

1027
00:38:57,356 --> 00:38:59,108
♪ Hear the sound
that echoes in the night ♪

1028
00:38:59,191 --> 00:39:01,443
♪ You feel the rush
and you really could fly ♪

1029
00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:04,071
♪ Let's go, let's go, she's out of sight ♪

1030
00:39:04,154 --> 00:39:05,197
[Kourtney] Hi, baby.

1031
00:39:06,365 --> 00:39:08,701
[muffled drumming]

1032
00:39:09,076 --> 00:39:12,037
Wait, look, I'm wearing
your ring 'cause I...

1033
00:39:12,121 --> 00:39:13,831
-[Travis] Oh, nice.
-...was bringing it for you.

1034
00:39:13,914 --> 00:39:14,915
[Travis] I love that.

1035
00:39:14,999 --> 00:39:17,167
-First thing I ever got you.
-First thing he ever got me.

1036
00:39:17,751 --> 00:39:21,714
Well, once we were dating, first thing.

1037
00:39:22,047 --> 00:39:24,925
He used to buy me gifts
when we were just friends.

1038
00:39:25,509 --> 00:39:28,596
He got me a vintage Sade T-shirt.

1039
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:31,473
I think when we were friends,

1040
00:39:31,557 --> 00:39:34,184
it was always in the back of my head.

1041
00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:36,937
You know, it was always
in the back of my mind,

1042
00:39:37,021 --> 00:39:39,481
like, could this be?

1043
00:39:42,151 --> 00:39:43,694
-Never.
-She actually didn't come to a show

1044
00:39:43,777 --> 00:39:45,905
until, like, six months
or a few months into dating.

1045
00:39:48,616 --> 00:39:49,617
[Kourtney] Yeah.

1046
00:39:50,659 --> 00:39:53,662
But also, I love that I was already like,

1047
00:39:53,746 --> 00:39:57,166
"Oh, my God, how hot,"
before I even saw him drum.

1048
00:39:59,668 --> 00:40:03,923
Definitely. But also it was more,
like, an energy thing.

1049
00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:08,427
I had never seen his talent
until we were already in love.

1050
00:40:08,510 --> 00:40:12,097
I knew he was talented,
but I wasn't his number one fan

1051
00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:13,724
and, like, looking up his videos,

1052
00:40:13,807 --> 00:40:15,517
or, like, you know?

1053
00:40:16,143 --> 00:40:17,811
He used to invite me to shows.

1054
00:40:17,895 --> 00:40:19,021
Yeah.

1055
00:40:21,357 --> 00:40:22,691
But I never went.

1056
00:40:23,108 --> 00:40:24,193
I was too busy.

1057
00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:26,403
Too busy feeding the baby.

1058
00:40:26,695 --> 00:40:28,739
I think we were just waiting
'cause we knew once it happened,

1059
00:40:28,822 --> 00:40:30,032
we were gonna be like...

1060
00:40:30,491 --> 00:40:31,742
-Mm-hmm.
-[drums thumping]

1061
00:40:31,825 --> 00:40:35,204
I'll notice myself, like, tapping a lot.

1062
00:40:35,287 --> 00:40:37,706
Like, even on my body, like, that he does.

1063
00:40:37,790 --> 00:40:40,668
Like, he'll be, like, doing
all these taps all the time.

1064
00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:43,045
And I'll notice myself,
like, doing that sometimes.

1065
00:40:43,128 --> 00:40:44,755
And I'm like, "You're not a drummer...

1066
00:40:44,838 --> 00:40:46,924
-[producer laughing]
-...stop tapping."

1067
00:40:47,466 --> 00:40:49,176
-[♪ rock music playing]
-[crew member] Five minutes.

1068
00:40:49,259 --> 00:40:50,260
-[Travis] Okay.
-[crew member] Okay.

1069
00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:51,971
[Kourtney] Should we say
your prayer in here?

1070
00:40:52,054 --> 00:40:53,472
-Yeah, we can.
-Okay.

1071
00:40:54,682 --> 00:40:55,891
Dear Lord Jesus,

1072
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:58,936
I pray that you keep a wall
of fire around Travis.

1073
00:40:59,019 --> 00:41:00,980
Please keep him in a bubble of white light

1074
00:41:01,063 --> 00:41:03,399
and keep him protected.

1075
00:41:03,482 --> 00:41:06,026
Keep his hands safe, his mind clear,

1076
00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:07,945
and that he has an amazing show.

1077
00:41:08,028 --> 00:41:09,405
In Jesus' name, amen.

1078
00:41:09,488 --> 00:41:10,739
Mm. Thank you, God, amen.

1079
00:41:11,281 --> 00:41:12,741
Mwah. I love you.

1080
00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:14,034
I love you more.

1081
00:41:14,118 --> 00:41:16,036
♪ In the car, I just can't wait... ♪

1082
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,080
-[Travis] I love you. Mwah
-[Kourtney] Have a great show. Mwah!

1083
00:41:18,163 --> 00:41:19,164
♪ On our very first date... ♪

1084
00:41:19,248 --> 00:41:21,625
-[Mark Hoppus] Alright, we're walking.
-[Kourtney] Have a great show, guys!

1085
00:41:21,709 --> 00:41:23,002
This trip has been really fun.

1086
00:41:23,085 --> 00:41:25,921
Travis and I had good,
fun moments together.

1087
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,882
We got to explore New Orleans.

1088
00:41:28,966 --> 00:41:30,134
So, I do love that.

1089
00:41:30,217 --> 00:41:32,678
-[crowd cheering]
-♪ Let's go, don't wait ♪

1090
00:41:32,761 --> 00:41:35,097
♪ This night's almost over ♪

1091
00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:37,433
♪ Honest, let's make ♪

1092
00:41:37,516 --> 00:41:40,060
♪ This night last forever ♪

1093
00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:42,563
♪ Forever and ever ♪

1094
00:41:42,646 --> 00:41:44,773
♪ Let's make this last forever... ♪

1095
00:41:44,857 --> 00:41:49,111
The things that I choose
to step out of my bubble for

1096
00:41:49,194 --> 00:41:51,613
are things that are really worth it,

1097
00:41:52,072 --> 00:41:53,866
and I really try to be present.

1098
00:41:53,949 --> 00:41:55,075
[crowd cheering]

1099
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:57,619
♪ Let's go, don't wait ♪

1100
00:41:57,703 --> 00:41:58,996
♪ This night's almost over... ♪

1101
00:41:59,079 --> 00:42:01,999
I love to travel with my kids,
being with my husband.

1102
00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:06,712
I love to see different places
and experience them

1103
00:42:06,795 --> 00:42:07,921
and feel the energy.

1104
00:42:08,005 --> 00:42:09,923
♪ Let's make this last forever... ♪

1105
00:42:10,007 --> 00:42:12,885
It really does do something for my soul.

1106
00:42:12,968 --> 00:42:14,803
-♪ Let's make this last forever ♪
-[chuckles]

1107
00:42:15,304 --> 00:42:17,973
[cheering and applause]

1108
00:42:20,893 --> 00:42:21,894
[Travis grunts]

1109
00:42:21,977 --> 00:42:23,729
[Travis] My baby, my baby, my baby.

1110
00:42:23,812 --> 00:42:24,855
Mm.

1111
00:42:27,316 --> 00:42:29,151
♪ I got your attention ♪

1112
00:42:29,234 --> 00:42:31,236
♪ I could do it in my sleep ♪

1113
00:42:32,362 --> 00:42:36,408
♪ Don't need no permission
this is who I'm born to be ♪

1114
00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:39,578
♪ If you want to start it up ♪

1115
00:42:39,661 --> 00:42:41,371
♪ You get what you see... ♪

1116
00:42:41,455 --> 00:42:42,539
Chilly in here.

1117
00:42:42,623 --> 00:42:44,875
Kourt is back from her New Orleans trip.

1118
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:48,879
So, her and I are finally gonna
sit down and talk.

1119
00:42:48,962 --> 00:42:51,548
No texting, so things
can't get misconstrued.

1120
00:42:53,884 --> 00:42:57,554
Oh, wow, casually eating by yourself.

1121
00:42:57,638 --> 00:42:59,807
Can I come in here with my shoes on or no?

1122
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,851
[Khloé] Okay, I respect that.

1123
00:43:03,227 --> 00:43:04,353
[Kourtney] Do you want anything?

1124
00:43:04,436 --> 00:43:06,188
-You want this, eggs?
-[Khloé] No, I'm okay.

1125
00:43:06,271 --> 00:43:08,440
-[Kourtney] So good.
-[Khloé] Don't go out of your way for me.

1126
00:43:08,941 --> 00:43:10,359
[Kourtney] Khloé's come over.

1127
00:43:10,442 --> 00:43:14,071
We've obviously had
a little tension lately in the group chat,

1128
00:43:14,154 --> 00:43:17,616
so I just want to clear the air.

1129
00:43:17,908 --> 00:43:19,409
Life is too short.

1130
00:43:19,952 --> 00:43:21,203
How's your day?

1131
00:43:21,537 --> 00:43:22,579
Good.

1132
00:43:22,913 --> 00:43:24,289
How was your trip?

1133
00:43:24,373 --> 00:43:25,415
Oh, good.

1134
00:43:25,999 --> 00:43:28,127
Oh, when we were in New Orleans,

1135
00:43:28,210 --> 00:43:30,212
I had said to Travis, like,

1136
00:43:30,295 --> 00:43:34,508
"Let's drive from New Orleans
to Tennessee."

1137
00:43:34,591 --> 00:43:35,759
-And so I was like...
-Mm.

1138
00:43:35,843 --> 00:43:38,095
..."Let's go and then we can look
at these properties."

1139
00:43:38,637 --> 00:43:40,597
And then, he really wanted to get back.

1140
00:43:40,681 --> 00:43:42,307
I don't think I've ever been,

1141
00:43:42,391 --> 00:43:43,809
and I've always wanted to go.

1142
00:43:46,186 --> 00:43:49,231
Lately, I feel like all I do
is walk on eggshells around Kourt.

1143
00:43:49,314 --> 00:43:51,066
And that's very strange.

1144
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:53,735
She's also the one that started this.

1145
00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:57,156
Leaving the group chat, picking on me.

1146
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:58,574
I wasn't even talking to her.

1147
00:44:00,409 --> 00:44:02,244
Are you still mad about the group chat?

1148
00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:04,663
'Cause that's why I'm here.

1149
00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,209
You're such a pussy.

1150
00:44:09,293 --> 00:44:11,420
[Kourtney] Why is that a pussy?
To leave the chat?

1151
00:44:11,503 --> 00:44:14,173
But-- To leave the chat because
you can't face having a conversation.

1152
00:44:14,256 --> 00:44:16,842
No, it's called "protect the energy."

1153
00:44:16,925 --> 00:44:18,677
-And move-- And move on.
-You're the one that started it.

1154
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,929
No, I'm just, like, have we really become

1155
00:44:21,013 --> 00:44:22,139
the negativity chat...

1156
00:44:22,222 --> 00:44:24,808
-No, what you said was--
-...of just talking shit about everyone?

1157
00:44:24,892 --> 00:44:29,188
Our chat is called
the OGs Positive Vibes Chat.

1158
00:44:29,271 --> 00:44:31,648
And it's been nothing but negativity.

1159
00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:35,027
I don't have time to worry about anything

1160
00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:38,197
except my immediate family.

1161
00:44:38,822 --> 00:44:41,575
You said, "Can't you just
let people be them?" And I said,

1162
00:44:41,658 --> 00:44:43,076
-"Yeah, can't you let us be us?"
-Mm-hmm.

1163
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,369
-Mm-hmm.
-"If these are our feelings,

1164
00:44:44,453 --> 00:44:46,538
why can't we have our feelings
in a safe space?"

1165
00:44:46,622 --> 00:44:49,416
You are-- We're, like, a family,
this should be the safest space.

1166
00:44:49,499 --> 00:44:50,667
-Mm-hmm.
-And then you were like,

1167
00:44:50,751 --> 00:44:52,878
"God, I'm exhausted for you."

1168
00:44:52,961 --> 00:44:55,088
And I said, "Well, I'm exhausted for you,"
and then you got out.

1169
00:44:55,172 --> 00:44:58,217
No, my-- What I said is not
I'm exhausted for you,

1170
00:44:58,300 --> 00:44:59,718
-I said--
-No, that's exactly what you said.

1171
00:44:59,801 --> 00:45:03,555
I'm exhausted for you,
that's the way that I said it.

1172
00:45:03,639 --> 00:45:05,891
-What's the difference?
-"I'm exhausted for you."

1173
00:45:05,974 --> 00:45:08,477
And I'm exhausted for you.

1174
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,853
Yeah, so that's fine.

1175
00:45:09,937 --> 00:45:12,064
You exhaust me, but I don't leave.

1176
00:45:12,147 --> 00:45:13,690
-You running away...
-Right. I moved on.

1177
00:45:13,774 --> 00:45:14,858
[Khloé] ...doesn't do anything.

1178
00:45:14,942 --> 00:45:16,193
[♪ tense, plucky music playing]

1179
00:45:16,276 --> 00:45:18,946
It's crazy because I don't think she

1180
00:45:19,529 --> 00:45:22,449
picks on the others
the way she does to me.

1181
00:45:22,532 --> 00:45:25,577
Like, 'cause she'll say, like,
the craziest responses

1182
00:45:25,661 --> 00:45:27,287
only to me like, "Shut up, Khloé."

1183
00:45:27,371 --> 00:45:30,415
Or like, "You're so stupid,
everyone knows, da, da, da."

1184
00:45:30,499 --> 00:45:32,209
Because I'm the easiest one.

1185
00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:34,670
You know I'm not gonna yell at you
the way Kim will.

1186
00:45:34,753 --> 00:45:36,546
If I spoke to her like that,

1187
00:45:36,630 --> 00:45:39,925
she would "go to therapy
for three weeks about it and da, da, da.

1188
00:45:40,008 --> 00:45:42,678
"And look what you did.
And I have my boundaries,

1189
00:45:42,761 --> 00:45:45,597
you're not allowed around me
to burst my bubble."

1190
00:45:45,681 --> 00:45:46,932
[Kourtney] I think it's just like,

1191
00:45:47,015 --> 00:45:51,895
I felt, like, a negativity lately
throughout the chat.

1192
00:45:51,979 --> 00:45:53,063
Mm. And that's me?

1193
00:45:53,397 --> 00:45:55,065
No, it's not only you,

1194
00:45:55,148 --> 00:45:57,025
but I do feel like maybe it's 'cause

1195
00:45:57,109 --> 00:45:58,610
you're working more lately.

1196
00:45:58,694 --> 00:45:59,695
[Khloé] Okay.

1197
00:45:59,778 --> 00:46:02,572
So, I feel like you're constantly
on your phone.

1198
00:46:03,198 --> 00:46:04,992
-Am I?
-[Kourtney] You...

1199
00:46:05,075 --> 00:46:06,618
Yeah, I-- I mean, I think so.

1200
00:46:06,702 --> 00:46:07,744
-Okay.
-But I-- I don't know.

1201
00:46:07,828 --> 00:46:10,080
-[Khloé] I love hearing this perspective.
-I'd love to see your hours.

1202
00:46:10,455 --> 00:46:13,834
-I'm a good six-hour-a-day on the phone.
-'Kay.

1203
00:46:14,501 --> 00:46:16,169
So, it's-- I'm not a saint.

1204
00:46:16,253 --> 00:46:17,921
Ha! 'Kay.

1205
00:46:18,005 --> 00:46:20,340
Are you doomscrolling in bed?

1206
00:46:20,424 --> 00:46:21,758
-Doomscrolling?
-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.

1207
00:46:21,842 --> 00:46:23,885
Like, looking at...

1208
00:46:23,969 --> 00:46:25,387
Endlessly, like...

1209
00:46:25,804 --> 00:46:29,683
What I'm saying is,
sometimes when you're in that place

1210
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:33,103
it can suck you into all these things
that are going on.

1211
00:46:33,186 --> 00:46:36,523
Like, you can only do
what you're capable of.

1212
00:46:36,606 --> 00:46:38,150
And I'm not saying you're not capable

1213
00:46:38,233 --> 00:46:40,110
of handling all the world's problems,

1214
00:46:40,193 --> 00:46:43,822
but I feel like it puts so much
on you just as a human

1215
00:46:43,905 --> 00:46:46,366
to be on your phone
thinking about these people

1216
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:48,785
-and this and that.
-[♪ intriguing music playing]

1217
00:46:48,869 --> 00:46:52,039
Shut up.
Like, the whole thing is so exhausting.

1218
00:46:52,497 --> 00:46:56,960
Stop projecting, or stop trying
to break me down

1219
00:46:57,044 --> 00:46:58,712
and overanalyze me.

1220
00:46:58,795 --> 00:47:02,299
Take me for how I am... or don't.

1221
00:47:02,591 --> 00:47:04,343
Why? Do you think I'm doomscrolling?

1222
00:47:04,426 --> 00:47:07,929
No, I'm just saying it's like when you're
just, like, endlessly scrolling in bed

1223
00:47:08,013 --> 00:47:09,848
for, like, an hour or something or...

1224
00:47:10,182 --> 00:47:13,268
No, I watch more, like,
I like happy things.

1225
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:15,687
-Mm.
-I don't like dark things.

1226
00:47:15,771 --> 00:47:18,148
I've never doomscrolled in my life.

1227
00:47:18,231 --> 00:47:20,901
My algorithm, the worst thing
on there is whales,

1228
00:47:20,984 --> 00:47:22,652
which I don't know why are on there.

1229
00:47:22,736 --> 00:47:25,113
It's horrible.
That's literally the scariest thing.

1230
00:47:25,197 --> 00:47:29,242
The rest is puppies,
miniature ponies, baking shit.

1231
00:47:29,326 --> 00:47:30,327
Nothing is doom.

1232
00:47:30,410 --> 00:47:34,790
Fashion, a dog, nails, workouts.

1233
00:47:34,873 --> 00:47:37,709
This little girl singing.
Listen, the voice of an angel.

1234
00:47:37,793 --> 00:47:40,170
-[child singing]
-Okay?

1235
00:47:40,253 --> 00:47:42,130
Like, everything's happy.

1236
00:47:42,214 --> 00:47:44,174
So, Kourtney can [bleep] off.

1237
00:47:44,257 --> 00:47:45,675
-Doomscrolling.
-[♪ dramatic music playing]

1238
00:47:45,759 --> 00:47:48,220
I wanna go on her [bleep] page
and see what it is.

1239
00:47:48,303 --> 00:47:50,347
Enh! Like, shut up.

1240
00:47:51,473 --> 00:47:52,682
I can't handle it.

1241
00:47:52,766 --> 00:47:54,976
I don't doomscroll, ever.

1242
00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:57,979
[♪ dramatic music playing]

1243
00:47:59,689 --> 00:48:02,067
[Kim] Next, on The Kardashians...

1244
00:48:02,526 --> 00:48:06,863
[Khloé] My mom and I are on our way
to look for burial plots

1245
00:48:06,947 --> 00:48:08,782
for where we're all
gonna be buried together

1246
00:48:08,865 --> 00:48:10,242
when we all die.

1247
00:48:10,325 --> 00:48:12,077
Where is my tissue?

1248
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,370
This is my car.

1249
00:48:13,453 --> 00:48:15,080
Oh, I thought we were using my car.

1250
00:48:15,163 --> 00:48:17,416
Never even been asked about a car.

1251
00:48:17,499 --> 00:48:19,167
Why are we in this car, Matt?

1252
00:48:19,251 --> 00:48:20,919
"Why the [bleep] are you driving?
Whose car is this?

1253
00:48:21,002 --> 00:48:24,256
Where's my Kleenex box?" It's non-stop.

1254
00:48:24,339 --> 00:48:27,717
"Why are-- is this person doing this?
This [bleep] bitch."

1255
00:48:27,801 --> 00:48:31,555
It's her life, like, if she wants
to spin in negativity

1256
00:48:31,638 --> 00:48:32,848
or, like, spiral.

1257
00:48:32,931 --> 00:48:35,225
I'm great, I'm happy, I'm thriving.

1258
00:48:35,308 --> 00:48:36,935
Do you have an example?

1259
00:48:37,018 --> 00:48:38,353
Imagine being in a bubble.

1260
00:48:38,437 --> 00:48:40,230
I feel like I'm being gaslit.

1261
00:48:40,313 --> 00:48:42,023
It's just crazy.

1262
00:48:42,732 --> 00:48:44,401
-Wow.
-[♪ dramatic music playing]

1263
00:48:44,484 --> 00:48:46,778
[Kim] So, the bar exam
is three months away.

1264
00:48:49,197 --> 00:48:50,657
Yeah, I'm not ready yet.

1265
00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:53,326
I am feeling a little bit overwhelmed.

1266
00:48:54,703 --> 00:48:56,121
Someone from prison was like,

1267
00:48:56,204 --> 00:48:58,331
"This person put a hit out on your life."

1268
00:48:58,415 --> 00:49:00,917
[♪ dramatic music playing]

1269
00:49:01,001 --> 00:49:03,003
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1270
00:49:30,030 --> 00:49:32,032
[♪ upbeat music continues]

1271
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,961
I did my absolute best
to work, be a mom, and, um...

1272
00:49:45,045 --> 00:49:46,505
[♪ eerie music playing]

1273
00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:47,714
[laughing]

1274
00:49:47,797 --> 00:49:49,508
You're so crazy.

1275
00:49:50,383 --> 00:49:52,302
-I was like, "What?"
-Did you expect me?

1276
00:49:53,053 --> 00:49:54,930
-Did you expect me to scream?
-I expected you to jump.

1277
00:49:55,013 --> 00:49:56,973
[laughter]

1278
00:49:57,057 --> 00:49:58,683
[producer] Travis, your wife is calm.

1279
00:49:58,767 --> 00:50:01,603
I know.
No, it's the smallest things at home,

1280
00:50:01,686 --> 00:50:02,729
and I scare the shit out of her.

1281
00:50:02,812 --> 00:50:04,064
So I'm like, "Oh, my God, this is probably

1282
00:50:04,147 --> 00:50:05,941
not even fair what
I'm about to do to her, but..."

1283
00:50:06,024 --> 00:50:07,025
[Kourtney and Travis chuckling]

1284
00:50:07,108 --> 00:50:09,694
-[producer] Travis, what's your--
-I will redeem myself, I promise.

1285
00:50:09,778 --> 00:50:12,614
[producer] What is your
favorite thing about Miss Kourt?

1286
00:50:13,365 --> 00:50:15,075
That she's such a great mom.

1287
00:50:15,158 --> 00:50:16,868
Such a great wife.

1288
00:50:16,952 --> 00:50:18,453
-She's a good kisser.
-[Kourtney] Mm.

1289
00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:20,622
-She's got nice feet.
-[Kourtney chuckles]

1290
00:50:20,705 --> 00:50:22,040
She has great hygiene.

1291
00:50:22,123 --> 00:50:23,792
She flosses every day.

1292
00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:25,377
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1293
00:50:25,460 --> 00:50:28,922
[kisses smacking]

1294
00:50:32,926 --> 00:50:34,928
[bell tolling]