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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Kim]
Previously on The Kardashians...

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-[Greg Swales] Oh, my God.
-[Julia Fox] Love that.

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Wow.

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-[crowd cheering]
-[camera shutters clicking]

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[photographer] Beautiful.

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My mom is on a journey
where she wants to be Zen,

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and she wants to not complain
about things.

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-Damn.
-[Khloé] Mom, it's not that big of a deal.

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Okay, but those aren't my directions.

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Clearly, that journey has not started.

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[Kris] Where are they? Where'd they go?

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I got it, I got it, I got it.

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[people cheering]

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It's a really big deal.
I graduated law school.

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-I did it!
-[crowd] Yes!

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We still have to do the bar.

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Over six years of my life
comes down to this one test.

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I had to take the real bar twice,
and I went to Yale Law School.

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It is very, very hard.

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I'm, like, absolutely gonna cry

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'cause it's, like, [bleep] exhausting.

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No, I really want it.

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[phone ringing]

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[bleep] bitch.

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-I just left a chat with Khloé.
-[Simon Huck] You did?

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When someone gives me a reason

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to just leave the conversation,
I'm gonna take it.

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Listen, I, I don't want to be
a part of this drama at all.

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Why not leave a chat
if it's better for your mental?

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She's just talking shit about everyone.

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If you have something to say,
let's talk it through.

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[Kourtney] Oh, gosh.
I think I'm gonna go actually.

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Khloé's next to Kim,

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and I'm at the end of the table?

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I didn't have to deal with this lady

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who morphed into Kris Jenner.

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I am so [bleep] out of here.

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Bye.

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And I'm thinking to myself,
I don't relate.

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You can suck my big, fat [bleep].

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[♪ dramatic music playing]

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[♪ "We Making Moves"
by Vanacore Music playing]

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-♪ We makin' moves ♪
-♪ Oh whoa oh, hey, hey ♪

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♪ We're makin' moves ♪

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♪ Oh whoa oh ♪

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♪ Show you how we do, hey ♪

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Oh, you want to see all your food?

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Look at this.

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Everyone's coming
'cause they love you so much.

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Today is a huge day.

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It's Tatum and Amari's birthdays.

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Amari!

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Hi!

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And I feel so special and happy

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that I get to celebrate the both of them.

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Hi, Amari.

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-Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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Oh, hi, Tristan.

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[Tristan Thompson]
What's up, Mommy?

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-[Kylie] Hi, Khloé.
-Hi!

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Wow. [kiss smacks]

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Oh, is your hair straight?

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Truzle, this is so cute.

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-Hi.
-Oh, hi.

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[Kris]
Almost your birthday, you're next.

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[Kylie] I'm so excited. Woo!

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Your lucky year. Woo!

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I love coming to these parties
for my grandkids,

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it's so much fun.

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I love your hair today.

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I didn't have to plan it,
and I didn't have to pay for it.

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How are you?

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At the end of the day,
it's all about family.

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-There you go.
-Thank you.

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-Is it bottled?
-Uh, Voss.

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I'm working on myself
to become more Zen and calm.

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Two room-temperature bottled water.

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Thank you.

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And just a little more
life-of-the-party kind of person,

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so that my kids love to be around me.

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Yeah, no, I like it. I do like the idea.

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I just keep getting a gazillion emails.

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Of course, it's a Monday,

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and I am trying to be Zen about it.

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Okay. Bye, Brian. Bye.

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So now, I have learned
how to compartmentalize

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all of these issues
and deal with it later.

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-[Cici Bussey] Oh, that's so good.
-It's per-- I already got it.

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Oh. Well, I'll just stand here anyway.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Kourtney] Hi, guys.

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-Hi.
-[Kylie] Hi.

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[Khloé] Hi.

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-[Kourtney] Hi.
-[Khloé] Remember me?

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[Kourtney]
Happy born day to you, too.

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[Khloé] Hi, Rock-Rock.

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I have not talked to Kourtney
since Kim's graduation.

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I haven't heard from her.

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It's Rocky, your cousin.

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Hi, sweetie, no Sprite.

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Why?

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'Cause no sodas.

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Wow.

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-[Kris] Look-- Oh, wow.
-Hi.

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[Kris] Look who we have here.

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I showed up.

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[Kim] The bar exam is tomorrow.

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I've studied really,
really, really hard for this

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every single day for months.

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And the officer says,
"'Cause you was doing 55 in the 54..."

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-Mm-hmm.
-...can you stop somebody

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for going a mile over the speed limit?

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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I haven't left my house in weeks.

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Are you a mirage?

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-Yes, I came.
-You said you weren't coming.

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-[Kim] I know, but I had to.
-Wow.

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I just feel like if I can pop over
for an hour,

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maybe it'll make me feel good
about myself to, like, shower,

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put on a little bit of makeup.

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Tomorrow.

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I'm going to go stay at a hotel
close to where the bar is

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just so everything could be quiet.

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[Kourtney] So, I was thinking
for something to do

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that I was wanting to do,

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-and I went to this place.
-That's a great sentence.

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Something to do.

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I went to this place,
I don't know the exact name,

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The Motion Picture--
it's like an old age home.

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I have done some work

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with The Motion Picture
and Television Fund.

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It is a retirement community.

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...and they do different things,
like, they have movie nights.

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They have, like, things
where we could go play games with them.

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I'm always looking for places

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that my kids and I can get involved in.

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One of my jobs as their mom is to help

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show them how great it feels
to help others.

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So, you're saying you want...

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[Kourtney] You and I.

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-[Khloé] ...to volunteer...
-Yes.

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-[Khloé] ...at this old folks home?
-Yes.

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I thought that it was something
that Khloé would enjoy

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and that her and I could do together.

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I would love to do that with you.

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Tell me when. I would do something
like that in two seconds.

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Okay, let's plan it.

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I absolutely love that Kourt invited me

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to the senior citizen home with her.

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Let's just try to get back on track.

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[all] [singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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I cannot believe Tatum is three.

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Like, that is such a big boy age.

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♪ Happy birthday, dear Amari ♪

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[♪ "Undeniable"
by Lucky Dropout & Tim Halperin playing]

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♪ You got something so
undeniable ♪

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[Khloé] So cute.

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I mean, I feel like,
literally, just yesterday,

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I was bringing him home from the hospital.

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I feel like he was just
learning how to crawl

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-and walk, talk.
-[Tatum babbling]

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Oh, man.

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He's now a real human, obviously. [laughs]

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♪♪

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What's he doing?

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-[♪ "Undeniable" continues playing]
-[people cheering]

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Yeah!

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Woo!

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Khloé] Kourtney actually invited me

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to go to this retirement home with her

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and have an afternoon
with all these amazing people.

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Kourtney randomly came down with COVID,

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so she's unable to be here today,

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and I still wanted to go,
I didn't want to cancel.

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I'm more than excited to go
to the retirement home

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all by my lonesome.

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[phone chiming]

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-Hello.
-[Kourtney] [on phone] Hey.

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Hi.

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How are thee?

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[Kourtney] I've got a new member
in my COVID den today.

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[Khloé] Stop.

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-He has COVID, too?
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

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I'm on my way to the assisted living home
and I'm so bummed--

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What?

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-What, why?
-[Kourtney] I said, I know,

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-that's the only reason--
-No, I heard what you said.

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You didn't have to repeat yourself.
I heard what you said.

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I was-- was more shocked
that you said such a thing.

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[Kourtney] 'Cause I was on my Zoom.

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We're in a really weird place

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that I'm not used to her and I being in.

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I'm sure she'll say it's me,
and I might say it's her. I don't know.

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[Kourtney] I'm doing
these meetings right now,

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you would love my organizer lady.

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Got it. That-- You know, thank you.

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Um, I just wanted to say
I'm going to miss you.

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This was going to be fun
for us to do together.

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[Kourtney] Not that I can't--

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-Hello?
-[Kourtney] I know.

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I was really, really excited

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to do this experience with Kourtney.

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[Kourtney] I'm so sad that
I'm not gonna be there,

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but I'm proud of you for doing it.

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I've been asking her
for some one-on-one time

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for a while now,

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and it just hasn't really happened for us.

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I don't know why my service is going out.

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'Kay, don't know if you could hear me,

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but I love you, and I'm so sorry

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that you guys are all in bed sick.

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So, we will have to continue
to pause our one-on-one date.

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-Hi, hon'.
-How are you?

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-Hi.
-I'm Courtney.

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-I'm Khloé.
-Nice to meet you.

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-Nice to meet you.
-Thanks for coming.

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Yeah, thanks for having me.

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[Courtney] This is awesome.

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Hi. Khloé.

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-[Courtney] This is Jackie.
-Nice to meet you.

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-I love your hair.
-We're twins right now.

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I know. You have it.

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-This is Sandy.
-I'm Sandy.

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-[Khloé] Hi.
-Whoa!

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-[Courtney] Ooh.
-[Khloé] No worries.

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-Oh, you smell delicious.
-[Khloé] Thank you.

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-Can I take a shot?
-Yes.

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-Okay.
-[group laughing]

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-You're so beautiful.
-Thank you. I'm Khloé.

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Hi, Khloé, I'm Nicholas.

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I am so excited to be here
with these older folks.

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"Being cremated is my last hope
for a smoking, hot body."

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[all laughing]

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-[resident] Very black comedy.
-No, I think you're good.

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And these people are all people

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that were in the entertainment business

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some way or another,

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so I feel like their stories are
gonna be really, really juicy,

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and I'm on the edge of my seat.

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Are we gonna play shuffleboard?

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We are.
We're gonna play shuffleboard.

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Here we go, kids.
Let's be serious about this.

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-Yep. Oh, look at the form.
-That's too hard.

248
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,043
-[Khloé] Way too hard.
-[resident 1] Too hard.

249
00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,419
-[resident 2] Too hard.
-[resident 3] Too hard.

250
00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:09,004
[Khloé] You have to get a feel for it.

251
00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:12,216
I used to play shuffleboard
with my grandparents

252
00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:14,093
in the '90s, dare I say.

253
00:10:15,177 --> 00:10:16,262
[resident] Alright, alright.

254
00:10:19,056 --> 00:10:20,850
-What?
-[producer] Do you know how it, like--

255
00:10:20,933 --> 00:10:22,434
You push the [bleep] disc.

256
00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:23,811
A little bit further.

257
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,980
-Come on, into the right. Come on.
-Come on. Go!

258
00:10:26,063 --> 00:10:27,356
-[Sandy] You can go. Come on.
-[Khloé] Go!

259
00:10:27,439 --> 00:10:28,691
It's not listening.

260
00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:29,900
-[Madeline] Oh, shoot.
-[Khloé] Okay.

261
00:10:29,984 --> 00:10:31,694
I mean, I didn't love my 30s.

262
00:10:31,777 --> 00:10:33,320
I absolutely love my 40s.

263
00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:34,864
He's a shuffleboard shark.

264
00:10:34,947 --> 00:10:38,617
And I know I'm gonna love 50s, 60s, 70s.

265
00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:41,036
I'm just... I'm manifesting it now.

266
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,663
[laughter and applause]

267
00:10:42,746 --> 00:10:46,625
Everyone is just happy.
I just love the lightness.

268
00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,127
[Courtney] You need to come back
for happy hour.

269
00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:51,422
That's what we were just saying,
like, why aren't we drinking?

270
00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:54,049
-[all laugh]
-I have an Annie Lennox story.

271
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,759
-Anyone remember Annie Lennox?
-[resident 1] Of course!

272
00:10:55,843 --> 00:10:56,886
-[resident 2] Yes.
-[resident 3] Love.

273
00:10:56,969 --> 00:10:59,555
Well, I was doing
The Arsenio Hall Show stage managing,

274
00:10:59,638 --> 00:11:00,890
and she was one of the guests.

275
00:11:00,973 --> 00:11:03,309
Bob Barker was unbelievable.

276
00:11:03,392 --> 00:11:04,810
I mean, he actually showed up.

277
00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:07,980
I came up the steps
thinking I would see Alice,

278
00:11:08,063 --> 00:11:09,398
and it was Marlon Brando.

279
00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,524
Oh, my gosh.

280
00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,401
Honestly, the name-dropping, it's...

281
00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:13,944
Kris Jenner would have a field day.

282
00:11:14,028 --> 00:11:16,697
She invited me
to her dressing room afterwards.

283
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:19,033
We have Arsenio Hall,
we have Annie Lennox.

284
00:11:19,116 --> 00:11:20,951
-[all laugh]
-A happy ending. Woo!

285
00:11:21,035 --> 00:11:23,245
[Khloé] I was holding my basket
just picking 'em up,

286
00:11:23,329 --> 00:11:24,413
saving them for Kris Jenner.

287
00:11:24,496 --> 00:11:27,583
She has a very special reason
for loving this place.

288
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,084
I met my husband here.

289
00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,336
-Mm.
-[resident] Oh, my goodness.

290
00:11:30,878 --> 00:11:34,256
-And we got married here 11 years ago.
-Aw.

291
00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,550
-How nice.
-And they put on

292
00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,636
the most incredible wedding.

293
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:42,223
-Aw.
-They had music, they had flowers,

294
00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:44,725
and my dog was the ring bearer.

295
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:47,019
-[laughter]
-I had a three-legged Yorkie,

296
00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:48,103
-Dexter. Yeah.
-[Sandy] Dexter.

297
00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:50,189
-That's so sweet.
-[Madeline] Yeah.

298
00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:52,900
[Khloé] What a lucky duck is Madeline.

299
00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:57,071
I mean, if that's not light
at the end of the tunnel for me,

300
00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:58,405
I don't know what else is

301
00:11:58,489 --> 00:12:00,741
'cause that means
I can go to a retirement center

302
00:12:00,824 --> 00:12:01,951
and maybe find the one.

303
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,662
Thank, Khloé, so much
for coming and doing this.

304
00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:06,247
Aw, thank you, guys.

305
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,916
I'm sorry that Kourt
missed out and is sick,

306
00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:12,753
but I have had the time of my life
and I cannot wait to come back.

307
00:12:12,836 --> 00:12:15,631
Yay! You guys, thank you so much.

308
00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:17,633
I'll come back when maybe it's not so hot.

309
00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:23,055
I'm totally gonna bring
my margarita machine back. Hello?

310
00:12:23,138 --> 00:12:24,598
Everyone is so sweet.

311
00:12:24,682 --> 00:12:27,601
[♪ upbeat music playing]

312
00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:32,523
[♪ dramatic music playing]

313
00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:42,491
[Kim] It's game time, baby.

314
00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:45,869
It's game time. You excited
I'm going in for my test?

315
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,372
-[Saint] Oh yes.
-I love you, bye.

316
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:51,166
Today is the day.

317
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,544
It is here. I slept like shit.

318
00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:56,588
I get here to be downtown,

319
00:12:56,672 --> 00:12:58,966
and it was like New York City.

320
00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:00,634
It was loud as can be.

321
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:04,346
A guy was on the street corner
just blasting music

322
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:05,681
with a huge boombox.

323
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,101
Hopefully, I'll sleep tonight.
It's just day one.

324
00:13:09,184 --> 00:13:11,353
[Saint]
Just think about getting an A-plus.

325
00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:12,688
I love you, Mom.

326
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,732
[Psalm] Good luck!

327
00:13:15,107 --> 00:13:17,526
[Kim] That is so cute.

328
00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:19,111
The bar exam is over two days.

329
00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:22,740
It used to be a three-day exam,
but it's now a two-day exam.

330
00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:24,575
So, today is essays,

331
00:13:24,658 --> 00:13:26,618
and I'm kind of happy
to get them out of the way.

332
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:29,580
Look at how sweet this is, guys.

333
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,707
My mom gave this to me last night.

334
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:34,668
It's my dad's law notebook, and I hope

335
00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:38,213
the cameras were on at the house,
you saw the moment she brought it in.

336
00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:41,508
The inside is filled
with my dad's law stationery.

337
00:13:42,426 --> 00:13:43,677
It was really sweet.

338
00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:44,970
That was really special,

339
00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:47,931
just to like, walk in
with like all my notes

340
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:51,894
in something that was my dad's,
that he studied with.

341
00:13:51,977 --> 00:13:56,231
Just gave me a little extra
power from above.

342
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:58,359
[♪ tense music playing]

343
00:13:58,442 --> 00:13:59,985
Nerves are setting in.

344
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,697
I woke up, like, an hour before my alarm.

345
00:14:03,781 --> 00:14:06,158
My stomach was killing me.

346
00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:09,578
My head was pounding, and I just was like,

347
00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:13,123
"Evidence? What? Hearsay?"
Like, you dream about it.

348
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,502
[♪ tense music playing]

349
00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:24,134
I don't get shook by many things,

350
00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:28,305
but this experience was like,
"Oh, okay, respect."

351
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,100
Respect for doing this
to anyone that does it.

352
00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:35,312
Okay, well, I know what I know,
and it is what it is.

353
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:39,191
Over six years of my life
that I've been studying for

354
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:41,068
is all going into one test,

355
00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:43,070
and my life, my outcome,

356
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,823
everything that I've
ever worked for on this

357
00:14:45,906 --> 00:14:48,325
comes down to this one test.

358
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,702
[indistinct chatter]

359
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,124
[♪ dramatic music playing]

360
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,753
-[siren blaring]
-[horn honking]

361
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:03,132
Going in, the first three hours,
I was really confident.

362
00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:07,344
My first three essays,
I felt like, "Okay, I've got this."

363
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,847
I knew these subjects,
I knew all the rules,

364
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,891
I knew how to analyze everything.
I felt really confident.

365
00:15:14,518 --> 00:15:16,728
Then we go into the second round,

366
00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:20,065
and it was Constitutional Law,

367
00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:21,358
which I was not planning on.

368
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,778
That was not on
our high priority list of an essay.

369
00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:28,115
[♪ dramatic music playing]

370
00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:31,118
[FaceTime ringing]

371
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:33,245
[Erin Haney] [on phone] Hey.

372
00:15:33,328 --> 00:15:36,165
That was the most
humbling experience of my life.

373
00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:38,375
-Like, the roller coaster...
-[Erin] Right?

374
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,794
...is, like, insane. [crying]

375
00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:43,672
-I'm just, like, so emotional about it.
-[Erin] Oh, no.

376
00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:46,633
Aw!

377
00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:48,343
[♪ somber music playing]

378
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,721
[sniffles]

379
00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:52,347
[sighs heavily]

380
00:15:53,891 --> 00:15:55,601
[♪ solemn music playing]

381
00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:57,311
-[Kim] I just like--
-[Erin] You can do this.

382
00:15:57,394 --> 00:15:58,604
-You can do this.
-I just don't think

383
00:15:58,687 --> 00:16:00,939
I did that good on the last set,

384
00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:03,859
and it's, like, messing with me.

385
00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:05,736
[♪ poignant music playing]

386
00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:07,529
-[sniffles, sighs heavily]
-[Erin] Yeah...

387
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:10,991
I'm just exhausted.

388
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:12,743
[Erin] You've got this.

389
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,037
Okay.

390
00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:17,331
-I just--
-[Erin] I am sure you killed it.

391
00:16:17,414 --> 00:16:21,335
I just ran out of time on my PT, you know?

392
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:23,378
-I just, like, needed--
-[Erin] Everybody runs out of time.

393
00:16:23,462 --> 00:16:25,464
I needed, like, 20 more minutes.

394
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:27,591
[Erin] Every...

395
00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:29,218
[Jessica Jackson] [on phone]
Everybody runs out of time.

396
00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:30,886
[Erin] Everyone runs out of time.

397
00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:33,722
That's why people are like,
"It's a horrific experience."

398
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:38,060
I just...
I really need to pass this, you know?

399
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:42,689
It's so unique and-- and horrifying,

400
00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:44,358
but everyone feels that way.

401
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,902
[Jessica] It's a mind- [bleep].
That's all it is.

402
00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:49,279
It's a mind- [bleep].
Everyone runs out of time.

403
00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,740
You're gonna get points
from what you did in there.

404
00:16:51,823 --> 00:16:53,659
You don't have to get
through the whole thing.

405
00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:56,203
I just hope it's enough points.

406
00:16:56,286 --> 00:17:00,916
I'm literally, like, crying
because I just feel like,

407
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,335
how did I start so strong

408
00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:07,839
and... not finish off that way?

409
00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,259
This really, really messes with me.

410
00:17:10,592 --> 00:17:12,261
I just-- I don't know.

411
00:17:13,011 --> 00:17:14,429
It's such a roller coaster.

412
00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:16,098
I would never do that again.

413
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:21,270
[Jessica] But can I just tell you
that I was gonna be

414
00:17:21,353 --> 00:17:23,438
really, really, really worried today

415
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,274
if you called us and told us that you knew

416
00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:27,359
-for a fact you killed it.
-Yes.

417
00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:30,988
Like, nobody who I know who's passed
walked out of there

418
00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:33,907
and was like,
"I 1,000% passed this thing."

419
00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:35,200
-Nobody.
-[Kim] Yeah.

420
00:17:35,284 --> 00:17:38,495
I feel like I'm really solid
on my multiple choice,

421
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:42,165
so I've got to, like, let today go.

422
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,626
-[Erin] You got this.
-[Jessica] Bye.

423
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,503
-Okay, bye.
-[Erin] Bye.

424
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,130
[Kim] I have no clue how I did.

425
00:17:48,213 --> 00:17:52,968
I just have to let it go
and start fresh tomorrow.

426
00:17:53,051 --> 00:17:56,054
[♪ poignant music continues]

427
00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:58,599
Alright, let's-- let's study.

428
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:02,311
♪♪

429
00:18:06,231 --> 00:18:09,526
[♪ upbeat music playing]

430
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,819
[banging]

431
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:11,987
♪♪

432
00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,238
♪ Yeah, I put the work in ♪

433
00:18:13,322 --> 00:18:15,699
♪ Clocked in 'cause you know
I've been workin' ♪

434
00:18:15,782 --> 00:18:17,492
Hi. Good, how are you?

435
00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:18,910
What is this cake?

436
00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:20,746
Coffee cake. It's really good.

437
00:18:20,829 --> 00:18:22,914
-Can we get one piece for the table?
-Do you want it warmed up?

438
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:26,710
-Sure. Hi.
-[overlapping chatter]

439
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:30,047
Today, we are meeting
with Erin Brockovich.

440
00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:32,257
I've invited all my mom friends

441
00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:35,927
because Erin said she has
some big news for us

442
00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,305
regarding the Calabasas landfill.

443
00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:39,973
-Hi.
-[Erin Brockovich] Hello.

444
00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:42,059
-[Kourtney] How are you?
-Hi, Kourtney, how are you?

445
00:18:42,142 --> 00:18:45,395
-Good, how are you?
-I'm good. How are you?

446
00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:46,521
-Good.
-It's nice to see you.

447
00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:48,523
I call them my mom friends.

448
00:18:48,607 --> 00:18:49,650
They're your mom friends?

449
00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,318
-They're my mom friends.
-[friend 1] That's our official title.

450
00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:54,696
Thirty years, I've always learned
in all of these issues,

451
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,573
it's always the moms rising

452
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,368
that come to the challenge
and the forefront.

453
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:02,996
And when they can work
with local governance,

454
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,123
especially mayors and city councils

455
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:07,167
'cause it's such a local issue,

456
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,545
action happens
through all of their protests.

457
00:19:10,629 --> 00:19:14,174
And-- And, clearly,
Kourtney's involvement in being there

458
00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:15,676
and trying to stop it,

459
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:20,055
City Council of Calabasas
unanimously voted and decided

460
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:22,557
that the debris will be tested,

461
00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:25,060
-so that's a big win...
-[friend 2] Wow!

462
00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:27,479
-[friend 3] Yeah, that's huge.
-[Erin] ...for all of the moms.

463
00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:32,025
And City Council responded
to you and all of you

464
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,318
showing up at that protest.

465
00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,153
I'm just sorry I wasn't there.

466
00:19:35,237 --> 00:19:36,863
-[Kourtney] Ah. Next time.
-Next time.

467
00:19:36,947 --> 00:19:38,949
Yeah. [laughs]

468
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:41,618
The City Council voted unanimously

469
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,496
that the fire debris should be tested.

470
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:47,708
-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[crew cheering]

471
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:48,792
Woo!

472
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,127
[friend 1] I felt like
when we left, like...

473
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,170
-What do we think we're-- What do we...
-I felt stupid, yeah. Like, we left...

474
00:19:52,254 --> 00:19:53,380
-...think we're doing?
-[friend 1] ...and we were like,

475
00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:54,464
"Oh, my God."

476
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:57,008
As crazy as I felt in the moment maybe,

477
00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,927
going and protesting,

478
00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:03,598
like, I-- something within me
knew that I needed to do that

479
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:07,769
and it just feels really good
that it made a difference.

480
00:20:07,853 --> 00:20:10,605
This lady said to me
the other day, she was like,

481
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:12,524
"Would you run for the..."

482
00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:14,359
I don't even know what the term was

483
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:17,446
of, like, some kind
of council or something

484
00:20:17,529 --> 00:20:20,782
and I'm like, "So nice to think of me.
I don't know anything."

485
00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:24,119
And-- And I was like,
"I'm so overwhelmed.

486
00:20:24,202 --> 00:20:26,329
-Like, I'm-- have seven kids."
-Oh, yeah.

487
00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:28,665
[Kourtney] And she was like,
"Oh, it's-- it's not a big deal.

488
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,083
It's four days a week."

489
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:32,878
-[laughter]
-And I was like, "Four days a week?

490
00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:36,757
I don't have it-- I-- It's hard for me
to find an hour to, like..."

491
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,467
-Shower.
-[Kourtney] Right.

492
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:43,138
I'm happy to lend my voice
any time I can for these issues,

493
00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:46,933
and it's just empowering to know

494
00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:49,269
that I could make a difference.

495
00:20:49,352 --> 00:20:53,190
Remember how helpless
we felt after the protest?

496
00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:55,942
-[friend] Yes.
-And so, doesn't this make you feel good

497
00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:57,944
that we were actually right?

498
00:20:58,028 --> 00:21:00,614
[Erin] Yeah. Yeah, but that
would've never happened

499
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:03,241
had not everyone shown up
at those protests.

500
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:04,576
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-[Jessie] And made some noise.

501
00:21:04,659 --> 00:21:06,203
So, you did make a difference.

502
00:21:06,286 --> 00:21:07,412
-Yeah.
-[Erin] All of you.

503
00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:09,790
The thing on our grass.

504
00:21:09,873 --> 00:21:10,874
[friend] "Make it make sense."

505
00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:12,793
-"Make it make sense."
-[Jessie] "Make it make sense."

506
00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:16,713
-Jessie 2025: "Make it make sense."
-[friend] Yes.

507
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:17,881
But it's true!

508
00:21:17,964 --> 00:21:19,841
It's like--
But it's like even for Calabasas

509
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:22,093
to unanimously vote to, like, test it,

510
00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:24,554
like, and I'm very grateful
that our city did do the right thing...

511
00:21:24,638 --> 00:21:26,139
-Yeah.
-...but it's like it-- I-- it makes me sad

512
00:21:26,223 --> 00:21:30,143
that it's, like, such a momentous thing
for us to just do the right thing.

513
00:21:30,227 --> 00:21:34,981
We're in 2025, and how is it
that we're so handicapped still?

514
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:36,942
-Right.
-And everything takes so long

515
00:21:37,025 --> 00:21:38,777
and it just doesn't make sense to me.

516
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:41,530
-"Make it make sense."
-[all laugh]

517
00:21:41,613 --> 00:21:43,448
There's obviously more work to do

518
00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:47,786
and now the debris has
to get tested, but I'm so proud.

519
00:21:47,869 --> 00:21:50,038
-Job well done.
-[all] Thank you.

520
00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:51,164
Job well done.

521
00:21:51,248 --> 00:21:53,750
You guys, are we ready to go?

522
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,085
[all] Yes.

523
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,045
-If anyone wants...
-[Erin] Resounding yes!

524
00:21:57,128 --> 00:21:59,256
...a Kourtney house walkthrough tour,

525
00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:00,423
feel free.

526
00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:02,300
Oh, that's fun!

527
00:22:02,384 --> 00:22:04,010
-Do you wanna come?
-Yes!

528
00:22:04,469 --> 00:22:07,013
-Bye, Erin. Thank you so much.
-Kourtney, it's my pleasure.

529
00:22:07,097 --> 00:22:08,890
-Good to see you.
-[indistinct chatter]

530
00:22:08,974 --> 00:22:11,518
[♪ upbeat music playing]

531
00:22:14,062 --> 00:22:15,772
[Khloé] I'm really excited

532
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:18,942
because Scott and I are presenting
at a Hulu event.

533
00:22:19,025 --> 00:22:20,694
-Hey.
-Hello, Khloverton.

534
00:22:20,777 --> 00:22:22,279
You look good with the jacket on.

535
00:22:22,362 --> 00:22:24,281
We're creating
a new show together for Hulu

536
00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:28,618
that will be about Calabasas,
the families out there,

537
00:22:28,702 --> 00:22:30,745
but I'm not in the show.

538
00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:32,956
-How are you, Lordy?
-I'm good.

539
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:35,542
Okay. Play it cool.

540
00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:37,294
-I'm great!
-Okay.

541
00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:38,628
[♪ upbeat music playing]

542
00:22:38,712 --> 00:22:40,422
I love reality TV.

543
00:22:40,505 --> 00:22:43,383
I've obviously done reality TV for years.

544
00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:45,635
I've produced a few shows,

545
00:22:45,719 --> 00:22:49,222
even a handful of crime shows
that I've really enjoyed.

546
00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:53,685
So, I do like being involved
in that end as well.

547
00:22:53,768 --> 00:22:56,479
Hulu requested for us to be here.

548
00:22:56,563 --> 00:22:58,356
They don't ask a lot of us, why not?

549
00:22:58,773 --> 00:22:59,983
Do we know what this is?

550
00:23:00,066 --> 00:23:02,068
-I have the questions.
-Is it like an upfront--

551
00:23:02,152 --> 00:23:03,361
-Questions?
-[Khloé] Sort of.

552
00:23:03,445 --> 00:23:05,405
-What do you mean?
-What do you think we're doing there?

553
00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:06,781
We're on a panel?

554
00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:07,991
[Khloé] Shut up, Scott.

555
00:23:09,534 --> 00:23:13,121
So, it's a 20-minute conversation
in front of 200 guests.

556
00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:14,539
Yo, nobody has told me that.

557
00:23:14,623 --> 00:23:15,999
-I thought we were going...
-Seventy-five--

558
00:23:16,082 --> 00:23:17,542
...to a straight cocktail party.

559
00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:19,461
[laughs] Surprise!

560
00:23:19,544 --> 00:23:23,173
-Oh, my God.
-Seventy-five influencers and 75 media.

561
00:23:23,256 --> 00:23:25,592
Yo, [bleep] me dry.

562
00:23:25,675 --> 00:23:27,093
[♪ upbeat music playing]

563
00:23:27,177 --> 00:23:29,554
[host] Alright, we're gonna get
kicking off "Get Real" here with Hulu.

564
00:23:29,638 --> 00:23:30,931
Make some noise for 'em.

565
00:23:31,014 --> 00:23:32,349
[coordinator] Head inside,
take lots of pics,

566
00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,100
and enjoy yourselves.

567
00:23:34,184 --> 00:23:35,518
-Grab pictures.
-Who are all these people?

568
00:23:37,312 --> 00:23:39,105
Oh, my gosh, this is, like, real.

569
00:23:39,564 --> 00:23:41,816
What is happening?
We don't even know what we're doing.

570
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,027
Scott is freaking me out.

571
00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:48,657
[host 2] Please welcome,
Khloé Kardashian, Scott Disick,

572
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:51,910
and executive producer
of The Kardashians, Danielle King.

573
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,120
[cheering and applause]

574
00:23:56,665 --> 00:23:58,625
There's no turning back for Scott now.

575
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:02,253
I'm dragging him out on stage.
What's gonna happen?

576
00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:04,214
Like, it's not Squid Games.

577
00:24:06,383 --> 00:24:08,426
Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

578
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:09,928
-[laughter]
-[Danielle King] Are you guys ready?

579
00:24:10,011 --> 00:24:11,262
Khloé, Scott?

580
00:24:11,346 --> 00:24:14,015
-[Khloé] Oh, yes.
-Who is most likely to fake being sick

581
00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:16,101
so they don't have to show up?

582
00:24:16,184 --> 00:24:17,268
-Kylie.
-Kylie. Oh.

583
00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:20,271
Who is most likely to tell a white lie

584
00:24:20,355 --> 00:24:21,940
-to get what they want?
-Kris.

585
00:24:22,023 --> 00:24:25,652
Who is most likely
to accidentally reveal a secret

586
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:28,113
and then say,
"Wait, you didn't know that?"

587
00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:29,197
-Kim.
-Kim. Ah!

588
00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:31,825
We do have one more announcement.

589
00:24:31,908 --> 00:24:33,326
-There he is.
-[Rob Mills] What's up, guys?

590
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:35,078
-What's happening?
-Oh, hey, Rob! You look so nice.

591
00:24:35,161 --> 00:24:37,080
So do you guys.
Thank you both for being here.

592
00:24:37,163 --> 00:24:38,832
But let's talk about something new.

593
00:24:38,915 --> 00:24:40,542
Should we break Kardashian news?

594
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:41,626
[crowd cheering]

595
00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:43,336
-It's very exciting.
-[Danielle] Absolutely.

596
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:46,965
As everybody knows,
Calabasas is a gated community,

597
00:24:47,048 --> 00:24:48,717
and we all want to know what's happening

598
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,094
behind the gates of Calabasas.

599
00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:54,264
Who are all these people
in the extended lives

600
00:24:54,347 --> 00:24:55,682
of the Kardashians?

601
00:24:55,765 --> 00:24:57,892
So, Khloé and our partners at Fulwell

602
00:24:57,976 --> 00:25:00,353
are developing
Calabasas: Behind the Gates.

603
00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:02,355
-[all cheering]
-Very exciting, very new. But--

604
00:25:02,439 --> 00:25:03,481
-[Rob Mills] Very exciting.
-Yes.

605
00:25:03,565 --> 00:25:06,526
Now it's out there
that we're doing this show.

606
00:25:06,609 --> 00:25:08,111
I feel like a little pressure.

607
00:25:08,194 --> 00:25:11,072
I've, obviously, done
reality TV for years,

608
00:25:11,156 --> 00:25:13,283
produced a few shows.

609
00:25:13,366 --> 00:25:17,454
This is out of my comfort zone,
so more details to follow.

610
00:25:17,537 --> 00:25:19,205
-[Rob Mills] Coming soon.
-[Khloé] Thank you, Rob.

611
00:25:19,289 --> 00:25:21,332
[Rob Mills] Well, thank you, guys,
so much for being here.

612
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,501
-[Khloé] Hi.
-Hi.

613
00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:24,586
[Khloé] How are you?

614
00:25:24,669 --> 00:25:26,671
[influencer] The Mormons
and the Kardashians.

615
00:25:26,755 --> 00:25:28,548
-I love your podcast. I've been listening.
-Thank you.

616
00:25:28,631 --> 00:25:29,966
That's so nice of you.

617
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,343
Scott just got on the bandwagon.
He's excited.

618
00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:34,054
-Have you guys all seen it?
-Yeah. It was good.

619
00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:35,972
-Can we all get a group photo?
-[Khloé] Yes.

620
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,640
Dad, just take it.

621
00:25:39,851 --> 00:25:41,311
-[Brooks] I know.
-[Khloé] Aw.

622
00:25:41,394 --> 00:25:42,729
You dad looks young.

623
00:25:44,147 --> 00:25:45,315
Uh--

624
00:25:50,278 --> 00:25:53,156
[♪ upbeat music playing]

625
00:25:57,911 --> 00:25:59,537
-Hi.
-[Khloé] [on phone] Hey, girl.

626
00:25:59,621 --> 00:26:00,622
Hey.

627
00:26:01,623 --> 00:26:03,249
-[Khloé] How are you doing?
-Whew!

628
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,002
Good. My neck is just--

629
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,922
Ooh, I see a little delivery.

630
00:26:09,005 --> 00:26:11,299
-Oh, it's so heavy.
-[paper rustles]

631
00:26:11,382 --> 00:26:16,179
Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

632
00:26:17,764 --> 00:26:19,808
Oh, my gosh.

633
00:26:19,891 --> 00:26:22,227
Now this is the best law book I've--

634
00:26:22,310 --> 00:26:24,729
[Khloé] Oh, my gosh,
they didn't put it in a box?

635
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:26,689
Oh, wow. What a wrapping job.

636
00:26:27,732 --> 00:26:29,818
"Kimberly's Kode of Law."

637
00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:32,946
-This is amazing.
-[Khloé] You got this.

638
00:26:33,029 --> 00:26:36,116
Oh, my gosh, Kim is going
to crush the bar.

639
00:26:36,199 --> 00:26:39,410
There's never been someone
that is more prepared.

640
00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:41,037
In Kim we trust.

641
00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:43,248
Alright, I got to go.
I got to focus. I love you.

642
00:26:43,331 --> 00:26:44,499
-[Khloé] Okay. Love you, bye.
-Bye.

643
00:26:44,582 --> 00:26:46,876
♪ We've been searching... ♪

644
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,045
[Kim] I really do need to pass the bar.

645
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,047
I always have a backup plan

646
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:54,968
and, you know, if I could just be
a lawyer and do just that,

647
00:26:55,051 --> 00:26:57,387
I would absolutely love that.

648
00:26:57,846 --> 00:27:01,766
♪ And it all comes down to this ♪

649
00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:05,478
[♪ upbeat music playing]

650
00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:13,278
♪ And it all comes down to this ♪

651
00:27:15,738 --> 00:27:16,781
We did it.

652
00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:20,910
It is what it is.
It's in God's hands now.

653
00:27:22,078 --> 00:27:23,079
Yeah?

654
00:27:24,247 --> 00:27:25,248
I don't know.

655
00:27:25,874 --> 00:27:27,375
I mean, you have no idea.

656
00:27:28,084 --> 00:27:29,085
[Kim] It could be horrible.

657
00:27:32,255 --> 00:27:35,425
The whole journey,
I said, this is one and done,

658
00:27:35,508 --> 00:27:37,010
and I don't have the time for it.

659
00:27:37,093 --> 00:27:39,429
Like, I don't have the time
to take away from my kids.

660
00:27:39,512 --> 00:27:42,432
I don't have the luxury
of stopping projects

661
00:27:42,515 --> 00:27:45,059
and work stuff and stepping away.

662
00:27:47,896 --> 00:27:48,897
No.

663
00:27:50,982 --> 00:27:51,983
No, I have to.

664
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:56,821
♪ No one said that
this was going to be easy ♪

665
00:27:56,905 --> 00:27:59,199
♪ Just follow the feeling ♪

666
00:27:59,282 --> 00:28:00,658
♪ You'll get there, believe it... ♪

667
00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:03,536
Sainty! [laughs]

668
00:28:04,787 --> 00:28:06,956
I missed you.

669
00:28:07,415 --> 00:28:10,919
It's over. You get your mommy back.

670
00:28:11,002 --> 00:28:13,922
It's over! Are you so excited?

671
00:28:15,423 --> 00:28:17,550
[Saint laughing]

672
00:28:18,676 --> 00:28:19,886
Alright.

673
00:28:20,303 --> 00:28:22,096
Should we have a book-burning party?

674
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,725
I really wasn't a fan of school,

675
00:28:25,808 --> 00:28:27,602
so the fact that I've done this

676
00:28:27,685 --> 00:28:31,064
and I've done it
absorbing everything about it

677
00:28:31,147 --> 00:28:33,733
and I know it, makes me so happy,

678
00:28:33,816 --> 00:28:35,568
that, like, there was something in life

679
00:28:35,652 --> 00:28:39,864
that I found a passion for,
wanted to explore it,

680
00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:42,533
followed through, and finished it.

681
00:28:42,617 --> 00:28:45,370
Like, that's just the best feeling
in the entire world.

682
00:28:45,453 --> 00:28:47,163
Let's just-- I don't want to see them.

683
00:28:47,622 --> 00:28:49,207
I've missed you.

684
00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:50,333
[Saint grunts]

685
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,002
Okay.

686
00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:55,630
Alright, Sainty.

687
00:28:55,713 --> 00:28:57,548
Come sit and have dinner with me.

688
00:29:00,969 --> 00:29:04,514
[♪ dramatic music playing]

689
00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:09,018
[seagulls cawing]

690
00:29:09,102 --> 00:29:11,437
♪ I know what it's going to take ♪

691
00:29:12,563 --> 00:29:14,524
♪ To make me show you ♪

692
00:29:15,858 --> 00:29:20,321
♪ That I'm more than just
a name to talk about ♪

693
00:29:20,405 --> 00:29:22,490
-[Kourtney] Khloé.
-Oh, hi.

694
00:29:22,573 --> 00:29:24,534
-Should I take off shoes?
-[Khloé] No, you're fine.

695
00:29:24,617 --> 00:29:27,120
-I don't think I'd love people to wear...
-I was-- Hi!

696
00:29:27,203 --> 00:29:28,913
...shoes on my rug.

697
00:29:28,997 --> 00:29:31,541
So, that's a nice perspective. [chuckles]

698
00:29:31,624 --> 00:29:36,421
One thing that I've really,
really hated about this year

699
00:29:36,504 --> 00:29:38,923
has been mine and Kourt's dynamic.

700
00:29:39,007 --> 00:29:41,384
We started the season off rocky.

701
00:29:41,467 --> 00:29:43,428
Are you still mad
about the group chat?

702
00:29:43,511 --> 00:29:44,846
You're such a pussy.

703
00:29:44,929 --> 00:29:47,056
[Kourtney] Why is that a pussy,
to leave the chat?

704
00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:49,809
To leave the chat because you can't face
having a conversation?

705
00:29:49,892 --> 00:29:52,478
No, it's called "protect the energy"
and...

706
00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:54,063
-You're the one that started it.
-...and I move, I move on.

707
00:29:54,147 --> 00:29:58,318
Our chat is called
the "OGs Positive Vibes Chat,"

708
00:29:58,401 --> 00:30:00,987
and it's been nothing but negativity.

709
00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:03,156
Like, it's just started really bad,

710
00:30:03,239 --> 00:30:06,451
and it continued to get worse
and I don't know why.

711
00:30:06,534 --> 00:30:09,162
I didn't have to deal with this lady

712
00:30:09,245 --> 00:30:10,705
who morphed into Kris Jenner.

713
00:30:10,788 --> 00:30:12,957
We were supposed
to drive together, but calm down.

714
00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:14,584
-We were...
-[Khloé] Stop flattering me.

715
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:17,086
...but you had a very
strict schedule. Bye!

716
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:19,172
The texting got really out of control.

717
00:30:19,255 --> 00:30:21,215
Kourtney and I are not talking.

718
00:30:21,299 --> 00:30:24,344
We got into th-- Well, she blocked me.
We got into a crazy fight.

719
00:30:24,427 --> 00:30:29,223
She was rage-texting
hate messages about me

720
00:30:29,307 --> 00:30:31,642
to Kim thinking I couldn't see,

721
00:30:31,726 --> 00:30:33,603
-but I saw all of them.
-[Cici] [on phone] What?

722
00:30:33,686 --> 00:30:35,188
"Her snarky dumbass comments

723
00:30:35,271 --> 00:30:37,398
"every time she's in a scene
talking shit about me

724
00:30:37,482 --> 00:30:39,150
"while I'm living my beautiful life.

725
00:30:39,233 --> 00:30:42,737
She's a miserable lady,
and I just can't be around her ever."

726
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:44,864
She said, "God,
you're so [bleep] annoying.

727
00:30:44,947 --> 00:30:46,199
"Khloé, you boil my blood.

728
00:30:46,282 --> 00:30:47,992
"We're clearly
in two different dimensions.

729
00:30:48,076 --> 00:30:50,286
"You offend me, so [bleep] off

730
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,372
and [bleep] your ungratefulness."

731
00:30:52,455 --> 00:30:53,456
It's mean.

732
00:30:54,874 --> 00:30:55,875
It's mean.

733
00:30:59,337 --> 00:31:02,507
[Cici] It can't get worse.
You got to repair this.

734
00:31:02,882 --> 00:31:06,094
I just feel like we just need
to talk it through,

735
00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:08,554
and i did text her and unblocked her.

736
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,225
Said, "Clearly, I feel like
we need to speak."

737
00:31:13,226 --> 00:31:16,145
Well, I wanted to come over.

738
00:31:17,105 --> 00:31:21,192
I wanted to apologize
because I blacked out.

739
00:31:21,275 --> 00:31:23,111
I'm not really sure what I texted you.

740
00:31:23,194 --> 00:31:25,696
First of all, it was
a good learning lesson

741
00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,240
because I never knew...

742
00:31:27,323 --> 00:31:29,700
-[Kourtney] If you block someone--
-...if you block someone in a group chat,

743
00:31:29,784 --> 00:31:32,495
-they can still see your rage messages.
-I had no idea.

744
00:31:32,578 --> 00:31:34,455
-And I kept saying--
-Well, I've never blocked anyone

745
00:31:34,539 --> 00:31:36,707
-besides maybe a psycho ex-boyfriend.
-Nice.

746
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,793
-Oh, and me. Lovely.
-And then you.

747
00:31:38,876 --> 00:31:41,629
I was just, like, venting
to Kim and saying things

748
00:31:41,712 --> 00:31:44,382
I wouldn't have said if I knew
Khloé was on there,

749
00:31:44,465 --> 00:31:46,426
but it was meant to be, I guess.

750
00:31:46,509 --> 00:31:49,679
I just needed to, like, block the energy

751
00:31:49,762 --> 00:31:53,683
-and then I just blacked out and...
-[Khloé] Yeah.

752
00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:55,476
...rage unleashed.

753
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,479
-That you did.
-Um, so I apologize.

754
00:31:58,563 --> 00:32:00,982
-[Khloé] Thank you.
-And I heard that you were pretty upset,

755
00:32:01,065 --> 00:32:03,484
and Mom and Kim both called me.

756
00:32:03,568 --> 00:32:04,610
Oy.

757
00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:07,697
And then, um, Mom was like,

758
00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:11,159
"You know, I get so sad
about Auntie Karen every day

759
00:32:11,242 --> 00:32:12,660
and you should call Khloé."

760
00:32:13,828 --> 00:32:14,996
[softly] I'm sorry.

761
00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:17,748
[♪ poignant music playing]

762
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:22,211
[crying] It's been really hard
with you guys.

763
00:32:22,295 --> 00:32:24,755
♪♪

764
00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:25,965
[sniffling]

765
00:32:29,093 --> 00:32:31,220
[birds chirping]

766
00:32:31,762 --> 00:32:32,930
[Kourtney] I'm sorry.

767
00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:36,684
Why are you gonna cry?

768
00:32:38,186 --> 00:32:40,229
-[♪ poignant music playing]
-[Kourtney sniffles]

769
00:32:47,904 --> 00:32:51,324
[crying] Just 'cause it's been
really hard with you guys...

770
00:32:51,407 --> 00:32:52,492
[sniffles]

771
00:32:53,117 --> 00:32:55,369
...over the past, like...

772
00:32:56,746 --> 00:32:59,749
Honestly, it's-- it's not since
I've been with Travis

773
00:32:59,832 --> 00:33:02,168
'cause I was, like,
looking up videos yesterday

774
00:33:02,251 --> 00:33:06,297
and I was like,
"This has been, like, so many years."

775
00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:10,134
Um... it's just, like...

776
00:33:10,218 --> 00:33:11,219
[sniffles]

777
00:33:12,053 --> 00:33:14,222
...hard the way that...

778
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:19,727
I feel like you guys
misunderstand me, one,

779
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,647
and just the way that you guys treat me,

780
00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:26,192
and I feel like I snap
every once in a while

781
00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:28,569
and that was an instance
of, like, snapping...

782
00:33:28,653 --> 00:33:29,737
[sniffles]

783
00:33:30,488 --> 00:33:32,073
...and I don't want to do that

784
00:33:32,156 --> 00:33:34,534
and I try to keep myself, like, away

785
00:33:34,617 --> 00:33:36,827
and I feel like you guys are like,
"Why are you away?

786
00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:39,622
Why don't you come around?
Why isn't it the same?"

787
00:33:39,705 --> 00:33:41,624
But then I'm like, it just hasn't been

788
00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:43,626
for so many years and it just...

789
00:33:43,709 --> 00:33:44,710
[sniffles]

790
00:33:45,378 --> 00:33:48,714
...I think there's, like,
obviously so many reasons why,

791
00:33:48,798 --> 00:33:51,133
and it's like not anyone's fault but,

792
00:33:51,926 --> 00:33:55,638
like, I've made, like, a life for myself

793
00:33:55,721 --> 00:33:59,308
and I am happy
and I'm sometimes overwhelmed

794
00:33:59,392 --> 00:34:03,229
'cause I'm, like, have seven kids
and so much to do

795
00:34:03,312 --> 00:34:06,274
and I have a husband
with a really full life and career

796
00:34:06,357 --> 00:34:07,858
that I also like to support.

797
00:34:07,942 --> 00:34:08,985
It's a lot.

798
00:34:10,861 --> 00:34:12,405
It's not because of Travis.

799
00:34:12,488 --> 00:34:14,240
I'm not blaming anything on Travis.

800
00:34:14,323 --> 00:34:17,410
Do I notice that there's been a separation

801
00:34:17,493 --> 00:34:20,621
of the family and your family?

802
00:34:20,705 --> 00:34:23,791
Yeah, I don't think that's--
I don't know why.

803
00:34:23,874 --> 00:34:25,876
Because I think it started
as something personal.

804
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,921
Like, I think when we were first together,

805
00:34:29,005 --> 00:34:30,923
when we were like,
"We don't feel supported,"

806
00:34:31,007 --> 00:34:33,759
or whatever things that
in the beginning we were like,

807
00:34:33,843 --> 00:34:38,097
"We feel like you're-- guys are
more concerned about Scott."

808
00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:40,683
I don't know if you were married yet
or it was your first Christmas together,

809
00:34:40,766 --> 00:34:43,019
but you kept sending videos
of, like, it's--

810
00:34:43,102 --> 00:34:45,104
"When someone's married,
we're gonna have our own family,

811
00:34:45,187 --> 00:34:46,188
our own traditions."

812
00:34:46,272 --> 00:34:47,815
You would just send these videos.

813
00:34:47,898 --> 00:34:49,900
-It made us all feel--
-What videos?

814
00:34:49,984 --> 00:34:52,111
-On DM to our OGs chat.
-Oh, yeah.

815
00:34:52,194 --> 00:34:53,446
Like, you were
basically saying you weren't

816
00:34:53,529 --> 00:34:54,905
coming over anymore on Christmas.

817
00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:56,115
Mom would cry about it.

818
00:34:56,198 --> 00:34:58,951
We were all like,
"If she has something to say, say it."

819
00:34:59,035 --> 00:35:00,995
And, like, you're allowed to be married

820
00:35:01,078 --> 00:35:02,830
and have your own tradition,

821
00:35:02,913 --> 00:35:04,040
-but then we can still--
-Mm-hmm.

822
00:35:04,123 --> 00:35:07,209
Like, people still go to their parents'
house and, like, still have--

823
00:35:07,293 --> 00:35:11,297
It doesn't mean, like, you just aren't
in the family anymore.

824
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:13,466
-Mm-hmm.
-And so, like, that's when I think

825
00:35:13,549 --> 00:35:16,802
a lot of us were like,
"Why is she saying this to us?"

826
00:35:16,886 --> 00:35:18,554
'Cause we would talk
about it that Christmas

827
00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:20,306
and then you guys did end up showing up

828
00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:23,851
and we were so happy that you guys came

829
00:35:24,226 --> 00:35:25,853
and, like, that means a lot,

830
00:35:25,936 --> 00:35:27,772
those little things that shows an effort.

831
00:35:27,855 --> 00:35:32,026
I do, you know, I think
not come around sometimes

832
00:35:32,109 --> 00:35:33,653
because it's just...

833
00:35:34,904 --> 00:35:37,948
I'll start to come around
and I'll think everything's fine,

834
00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:41,243
and then I'm like watching edits
of the show and I'm like...

835
00:35:42,787 --> 00:35:45,498
there's just, like, these shit-talking,

836
00:35:45,581 --> 00:35:47,249
like, after I hang up the phone.

837
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:49,669
We do TV time before bed.

838
00:35:49,752 --> 00:35:52,755
[Kourtney] [on phone] Yeah, she's just
saying to stop it an hour before.

839
00:35:52,838 --> 00:35:56,300
That's from the American Academy
of Pediatrics.

840
00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:58,427
[Khloé] 'Kay, well, I love you.
This has been great.

841
00:35:58,511 --> 00:36:00,221
-Thank you.
-[Kourtney] I love you. Bye.

842
00:36:00,304 --> 00:36:02,390
Bye. Wow.

843
00:36:02,473 --> 00:36:04,016
She's informative.

844
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,101
She is.

845
00:36:05,184 --> 00:36:09,021
Or, like, afterwards,
like, at Kim's graduation,

846
00:36:09,105 --> 00:36:11,440
like why is that Kim's [bleep] lifers,

847
00:36:11,524 --> 00:36:14,694
like, talking shit about me,
like, with their, like,

848
00:36:14,777 --> 00:36:17,446
little snarky remarks
and everyone and I'm just like,

849
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:20,032
no wonder I leave feeling like,

850
00:36:20,116 --> 00:36:22,326
"God, I can't wait to get out of there

851
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:25,329
and I can't wait to get away
from these people."

852
00:36:25,413 --> 00:36:26,831
-That was enough for you?
-[Kourtney] No, I have to.

853
00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:30,793
She's the only person to ever have a baby.

854
00:36:32,294 --> 00:36:33,421
[Kim] Always.

855
00:36:34,964 --> 00:36:37,091
-God bless.
-God bless.

856
00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:38,843
[Kourtney] And I'm just like, "God bless"?

857
00:36:38,926 --> 00:36:41,429
I'm going home to freaking breastfeed.

858
00:36:41,512 --> 00:36:43,347
Like, are you guys well?

859
00:36:43,431 --> 00:36:45,808
As if I'm doing something shameful.

860
00:36:45,891 --> 00:36:47,810
Like, I drove an hour and a half.

861
00:36:47,893 --> 00:36:51,564
The fact that I made it here
was like a big deal for me.

862
00:36:52,064 --> 00:36:54,567
It's a big deal for everyone
in different ways.

863
00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:57,528
Right, and I'm not asking
for an award or an applause.

864
00:36:57,611 --> 00:36:58,863
But I think when we are there,

865
00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:01,699
at least just try to be
in the moment as possible.

866
00:37:01,782 --> 00:37:03,200
I think if the shoe was on the other foot

867
00:37:03,284 --> 00:37:04,285
and we're there and you hear,

868
00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:06,245
"I have to go in five minutes
and dah dah dah,"

869
00:37:06,328 --> 00:37:08,038
and, like, just complaining
about the drive.

870
00:37:08,122 --> 00:37:10,040
"I drove an hour and 40. I have to..."

871
00:37:10,124 --> 00:37:11,876
Like, all those things are real,

872
00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:14,420
-but it took everyone else...
-Mm-hmm.

873
00:37:14,503 --> 00:37:19,258
...a lot of time, effort to come
to the same place, but just support,

874
00:37:19,341 --> 00:37:20,843
or maybe just don't come

875
00:37:20,926 --> 00:37:22,803
-if that's gonna be the narrative.
-Mm-hmm.

876
00:37:23,095 --> 00:37:26,766
It's like exactly what Mom does
that makes me cringe.

877
00:37:26,849 --> 00:37:28,184
How she'll be like,

878
00:37:28,267 --> 00:37:31,687
when the-- when I got in a fight with Mom
when we were at MJ's

879
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,064
'cause she's like,
"I have to go do this call

880
00:37:34,148 --> 00:37:36,275
and I have to go do this
and blah blah blah."

881
00:37:36,358 --> 00:37:39,779
And I noticed I do it,
and I did it at the thing

882
00:37:39,862 --> 00:37:42,406
where I'm, like, announcing,
"I'm leaving in 30 minutes, guys."

883
00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:44,366
Like, that's very Mom, you know?

884
00:37:44,450 --> 00:37:49,246
And then I see it and then
I'm like... "Don't do that."

885
00:37:49,330 --> 00:37:50,664
[chuckles]

886
00:37:50,748 --> 00:37:52,458
But I'm also asking like...

887
00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:56,003
I don't know, I just don't want
everyone to be like,

888
00:37:56,086 --> 00:37:57,463
"Oh, Kourtney didn't sit down."

889
00:37:57,546 --> 00:38:00,591
I think, also, there's parts
that are obviously aren't seen.

890
00:38:00,674 --> 00:38:01,675
Mom was stressing me out.

891
00:38:01,759 --> 00:38:04,512
"You have to come to your sister's thing."

892
00:38:04,595 --> 00:38:05,763
Yeah, I get it.

893
00:38:05,846 --> 00:38:08,599
Sometimes I think
things that I say or share

894
00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:10,726
or something, like,
come across as, like...

895
00:38:12,645 --> 00:38:13,646
judgmental.

896
00:38:13,729 --> 00:38:15,272
Like, I see you guys saying all the time,

897
00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:16,816
like, I'm so judgmental and I'm, like,

898
00:38:16,899 --> 00:38:19,235
I wish they would tell me
in the moment 'cause, like,

899
00:38:19,318 --> 00:38:22,488
my intention is not to be judgmental.

900
00:38:22,571 --> 00:38:25,157
Like, I'm either sharing information,

901
00:38:25,241 --> 00:38:27,368
like, which I'm an-- your older sister.

902
00:38:27,451 --> 00:38:29,912
Like, it's like what older siblings do.

903
00:38:29,995 --> 00:38:31,997
I know sometimes,

904
00:38:32,081 --> 00:38:35,000
I guess the way that I say things,

905
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:38,879
it comes off like I'm,
like, maybe shaming.

906
00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:41,340
Our family is just,

907
00:38:41,423 --> 00:38:44,051
we're always so critical of each other

908
00:38:44,134 --> 00:38:48,764
that I think the instant reaction is

909
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:50,099
to just be defensive.

910
00:38:50,182 --> 00:38:54,103
You're allowed to also
just disagree with someone

911
00:38:54,186 --> 00:38:56,647
or be like, "What the [bleep]
are you talking about?"

912
00:38:56,730 --> 00:38:58,190
And not have it be an attack.

913
00:38:58,274 --> 00:38:59,942
-Like, we used to do that.
-Well, that's how I feel

914
00:39:00,025 --> 00:39:01,902
when I even said about the TVs,

915
00:39:01,986 --> 00:39:04,697
I'm like, "Why are they talking shit
about me when I hang up?"

916
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,449
Like, I was, like, literally
just sharing information.

917
00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:10,578
I wasn't like,
"Don't you dare ever have a TV."

918
00:39:10,661 --> 00:39:12,454
Like, I'm like,
"This is what they're saying,

919
00:39:12,538 --> 00:39:14,832
the studies show or whatever it is,"

920
00:39:14,915 --> 00:39:18,127
and I don't want to come across
as, like, judgmental

921
00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:19,420
'cause it's not my intention.

922
00:39:19,503 --> 00:39:21,714
I'm just like, "Oh, I saw this today."

923
00:39:21,797 --> 00:39:24,592
I see different things every day,
and it changes every day.

924
00:39:24,675 --> 00:39:28,053
I feel like when you have
a baby, or at least me,

925
00:39:28,137 --> 00:39:29,513
and I've felt this in the past,

926
00:39:29,597 --> 00:39:32,766
I'm, like, just don't relate to anyone.

927
00:39:33,350 --> 00:39:34,768
I'm just like...

928
00:39:35,936 --> 00:39:38,063
I don't feel like I relate

929
00:39:38,772 --> 00:39:41,275
and I don't feel like
anyone's making an effort

930
00:39:41,358 --> 00:39:43,319
to relate to me either,

931
00:39:43,402 --> 00:39:46,614
like, of the place that I'm at in my life

932
00:39:46,697 --> 00:39:49,825
and, like, we could all be different
and be okay,

933
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:52,119
but it's like if I'm not going
with the flow

934
00:39:52,202 --> 00:39:53,621
of what everyone else is doing,

935
00:39:53,704 --> 00:39:55,581
it's somehow, like, not accepted.

936
00:39:55,664 --> 00:39:58,584
It's clear as a [bleep] neon light.

937
00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:02,713
Like, it's just I'm in a different place
and they're like,

938
00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:04,715
some of them are just not okay with it.

939
00:40:04,798 --> 00:40:06,592
When I leave, for example,

940
00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:10,346
or when we-- we hang up
the phone about the TVs...

941
00:40:10,429 --> 00:40:11,764
-Mm-hmm.
-...I'm hanging up the phone,

942
00:40:11,847 --> 00:40:13,891
I didn't think there was even anything.

943
00:40:13,974 --> 00:40:16,685
I thought we had a normal conversation
and then I hang up,

944
00:40:16,769 --> 00:40:20,189
and I'm like, "Why are Khloé
and Malika, like, shit-talking

945
00:40:20,272 --> 00:40:22,191
when I'm, like, think everything's fine?"

946
00:40:22,274 --> 00:40:26,028
So then I'm like, I'm not thinking
about you guys after.

947
00:40:26,111 --> 00:40:28,238
It makes someone be like, "I got it.

948
00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:29,657
-You don't think about me."
-Yeah.

949
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:31,825
[Khloé] Like, it's the only reaction
would be, like...

950
00:40:31,909 --> 00:40:34,203
-Yeah.
-...to me, like, "Alright, [bleep] you."

951
00:40:34,286 --> 00:40:35,746
-Yeah.
-[Khloé] Like, I don't even know.

952
00:40:35,829 --> 00:40:38,040
It's interesting to hear your perspective

953
00:40:38,123 --> 00:40:41,502
because all of us feel like
you, like, hate us...

954
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:45,255
and that you don't want
to be a part of our lives.

955
00:40:45,923 --> 00:40:49,218
I don't like how much divide
there has been between us.

956
00:40:49,301 --> 00:40:51,387
-Mm-hmm.
-I don't like the way

957
00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:53,514
we've both been treating one another.

958
00:40:53,597 --> 00:40:55,099
You're someone that I love

959
00:40:55,182 --> 00:40:57,434
and I have the best memories with

960
00:40:57,518 --> 00:40:58,936
and I have the best relationship with,

961
00:40:59,019 --> 00:41:00,938
I just haven't in the last few years.

962
00:41:01,313 --> 00:41:03,774
All of those years, it created us

963
00:41:03,857 --> 00:41:06,819
walking on eggshells around you
because you weren't happy.

964
00:41:06,902 --> 00:41:09,655
Because I think we didn't feel supported

965
00:41:09,738 --> 00:41:12,700
also in the beginning
by everyone, you know?

966
00:41:12,783 --> 00:41:15,202
Maybe I'm grouping you guys together

967
00:41:15,285 --> 00:41:16,829
and it's maybe not fair,

968
00:41:16,912 --> 00:41:18,872
but I think little things that would...

969
00:41:18,956 --> 00:41:20,958
-Oh, that's a nice realization.
-...happen.

970
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:24,753
I want to feel that we can just talk
and be normal.

971
00:41:24,837 --> 00:41:27,423
I mean, it hurt my feelings,
not something you did,

972
00:41:27,506 --> 00:41:30,175
but when you and I were fighting
and I was blocked from you

973
00:41:30,259 --> 00:41:34,388
and Kim was like, "I mean,
I talk to Kourtney all the time,"

974
00:41:34,972 --> 00:41:36,640
and I remember thinking like,

975
00:41:36,724 --> 00:41:40,728
"You talk to her all the time?
Like, we never talk."

976
00:41:42,271 --> 00:41:43,689
I miss you.

977
00:41:43,772 --> 00:41:46,567
I miss not walking
on eggshells around you.

978
00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:49,028
I feel like I have to not say things

979
00:41:49,111 --> 00:41:51,488
because I'm scared if I say it wrong--

980
00:41:51,572 --> 00:41:54,366
But then you guys say it after
and then I see it on the show,

981
00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:55,909
-and then I'm like--
-But just like your texting,

982
00:41:55,993 --> 00:41:57,161
you didn't know I can see you.

983
00:41:57,244 --> 00:41:58,662
-We all talk shit after.
-Yeah.

984
00:41:58,746 --> 00:42:00,622
Some's recorded, some's not.

985
00:42:00,706 --> 00:42:01,707
-Yeah.
-[Khloé] You didn't know

986
00:42:01,790 --> 00:42:03,083
I could see that dialogue. So you would--

987
00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:04,835
Well, I don't normally
talk shit about you.

988
00:42:04,918 --> 00:42:06,879
-How do I know?
-Well, 'cause I'm telling you,

989
00:42:06,962 --> 00:42:08,839
I don't sit around
and talk shit about you,

990
00:42:08,922 --> 00:42:14,303
but I did, like, snap and I don't
even remember what I said.

991
00:42:14,386 --> 00:42:17,973
It's just that we've been
in a weird place for years...

992
00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:19,558
-Mm-hmm.
-...and it just keeps building

993
00:42:19,641 --> 00:42:21,226
'cause we're just trying
to sweep something

994
00:42:21,310 --> 00:42:22,770
and, like, never talk about it...

995
00:42:22,853 --> 00:42:24,354
-Mm-hmm.
-...and it...

996
00:42:24,438 --> 00:42:26,356
the pot's boiling over.

997
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,151
I think I would just like to understand,

998
00:42:29,234 --> 00:42:31,028
I feel like you have

999
00:42:31,445 --> 00:42:34,323
some anger more towards me
than other people

1000
00:42:34,406 --> 00:42:36,075
and maybe I'm an easier outlet.

1001
00:42:36,408 --> 00:42:38,077
I think it's just when I'm like...

1002
00:42:39,161 --> 00:42:42,748
asking of, like, what's everyone doing,

1003
00:42:42,831 --> 00:42:44,750
and then you're like,
"Well, we're doing this."

1004
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:48,253
But then there's no, like,
"Do you want to join?"

1005
00:42:48,337 --> 00:42:49,880
[Khloé] Yes. You're right.

1006
00:42:50,506 --> 00:42:53,258
"Do you want to join" is going
to be my signature from now on.

1007
00:42:53,342 --> 00:42:55,094
Mm-hmm. "Do you want to join?"

1008
00:42:55,177 --> 00:42:59,431
But I would love to get past that
because I do miss you.

1009
00:43:00,432 --> 00:43:03,936
We all miss you.
Like, we all love you, all of us.

1010
00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:09,233
Like, we-- You're part of us,
that doesn't just get ignored.

1011
00:43:09,316 --> 00:43:12,528
Like, if you're not at events,
we're not like, "Who's that girl?"

1012
00:43:12,611 --> 00:43:13,737
-Like, we're like, "Oh...
-Yeah.

1013
00:43:13,821 --> 00:43:15,197
...if only Kourtney was here."

1014
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,826
Like, when we're taking pictures,
like, we all... we miss you.

1015
00:43:18,909 --> 00:43:20,035
We miss having all of us together.

1016
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:21,662
It doesn't mean you have
to be at all those events.

1017
00:43:21,745 --> 00:43:23,413
-I get it. There's a lot.
-There's a lot.

1018
00:43:23,789 --> 00:43:26,667
Two years ago for my birthday,
I said, "I don't want any present.

1019
00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:28,085
I want a date, you and I."

1020
00:43:28,168 --> 00:43:29,670
-Mm-hmm.
-It could be one hour,

1021
00:43:29,753 --> 00:43:31,338
I can come over to your house,

1022
00:43:31,421 --> 00:43:34,424
anything, and that's still never happened.

1023
00:43:34,883 --> 00:43:38,053
And we've tried,
but, like, life gets in the way.

1024
00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,139
We're all busy.
I know you have your baby.

1025
00:43:40,222 --> 00:43:42,516
Totally get it. Rocky can be
a part of our date.

1026
00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:44,309
I want to make us better.

1027
00:43:44,393 --> 00:43:47,104
I know deep down
she wants to make us better.

1028
00:43:47,187 --> 00:43:48,981
I've noticed you've been trying,

1029
00:43:49,064 --> 00:43:50,941
and I'm really thankful for that.

1030
00:43:51,024 --> 00:43:52,818
And I'm just hoping

1031
00:43:52,901 --> 00:43:56,238
for Jane and Suzanne to get back together.

1032
00:43:56,321 --> 00:44:00,325
♪ Today is yesterday when does it end ♪

1033
00:44:02,119 --> 00:44:05,873
♪ Better times will come
right back again ♪

1034
00:44:08,041 --> 00:44:11,211
♪ You can feel the high
when you don't feel low ♪

1035
00:44:11,295 --> 00:44:14,173
-♪ Will you change, oh, you never know ♪
-That was so good!

1036
00:44:14,256 --> 00:44:15,257
[squealing]

1037
00:44:16,466 --> 00:44:17,467
Why?

1038
00:44:19,553 --> 00:44:21,555
I just want to get back good with you,

1039
00:44:21,638 --> 00:44:23,390
and I am not saying
it's gonna be the same,

1040
00:44:23,473 --> 00:44:25,517
I'm not gonna pick you up
and throw you around.

1041
00:44:25,601 --> 00:44:28,854
I get maybe that has sailed,
but, like, I miss you.

1042
00:44:28,937 --> 00:44:32,649
I want a glimmer
of our old relationship back.

1043
00:44:32,858 --> 00:44:35,444
♪ Hold on, never let go ♪

1044
00:44:35,527 --> 00:44:38,822
♪ Stay strong through the highs and lows ♪

1045
00:44:38,906 --> 00:44:41,742
♪ Hold on, never let go ♪

1046
00:44:41,825 --> 00:44:44,244
♪ Stay strong through the highs and lows ♪

1047
00:44:44,328 --> 00:44:46,538
Well, I miss you too, and...

1048
00:44:46,622 --> 00:44:47,623
Thank you.

1049
00:44:47,706 --> 00:44:49,917
...I would honestly do anything for you.

1050
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,835
-[Khloé] Thank you.
-Even if we're fighting.

1051
00:44:51,919 --> 00:44:53,420
-So...
-That's nice.

1052
00:44:53,503 --> 00:44:57,049
...I am going to think of something
that we can do together...

1053
00:44:57,132 --> 00:44:58,383
Nice. I would love that.

1054
00:44:58,467 --> 00:45:00,719
...that would be meaningful and nice.

1055
00:45:00,802 --> 00:45:02,846
I would love that more than you know.

1056
00:45:02,930 --> 00:45:05,098
Alright. Well, this was nice.

1057
00:45:05,182 --> 00:45:06,642
This was nice.

1058
00:45:06,725 --> 00:45:07,726
Thank you.

1059
00:45:07,809 --> 00:45:12,231
♪ Hold on, hold on, hold on ♪

1060
00:45:12,981 --> 00:45:15,567
I am so grateful and so happy

1061
00:45:15,651 --> 00:45:18,153
that we've ended on a positive note

1062
00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:22,658
and that we are putting the crap behind us

1063
00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:24,952
and we're gonna be onward and upward

1064
00:45:25,035 --> 00:45:27,371
and dare I say, go up and up and up.

1065
00:45:27,788 --> 00:45:28,872
Okay.

1066
00:45:29,831 --> 00:45:31,291
Should we hug it out?

1067
00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:34,127
-Should I sit on your lap?
-Sure.

1068
00:45:36,296 --> 00:45:38,799
-Like old times.
-Mm.

1069
00:45:38,882 --> 00:45:41,009
You're still as light as a feather.

1070
00:45:41,093 --> 00:45:42,970
Hundred and fourteen pounds.

1071
00:45:43,053 --> 00:45:44,721
-[Khloé] With bigger boobs.
-Yep.

1072
00:45:45,681 --> 00:45:46,974
[Khloé] Thank you for coming over.

1073
00:45:47,349 --> 00:45:48,976
[Kourtney] Ah, thank you for having me.

1074
00:45:51,728 --> 00:45:54,940
[♪ dramatic music playing]

1075
00:46:08,370 --> 00:46:10,539
♪♪

1076
00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:15,168
[Kris] So, breaking news,

1077
00:46:15,252 --> 00:46:17,838
in just a few minutes,

1078
00:46:17,921 --> 00:46:20,048
Ms. Kim Kardashian,

1079
00:46:20,132 --> 00:46:22,551
future attorney in our family,

1080
00:46:22,634 --> 00:46:26,054
is going to get her bar exam results.

1081
00:46:26,138 --> 00:46:29,808
Now, whether or not she passes,

1082
00:46:29,891 --> 00:46:32,686
she's still gonna be
our family attorney at some point,

1083
00:46:32,769 --> 00:46:34,771
so that's why I say "future attorney."

1084
00:46:35,522 --> 00:46:36,982
But God, I hope it's today.

1085
00:46:37,774 --> 00:46:39,735
♪ Looking for the best, I got it ♪

1086
00:46:40,152 --> 00:46:42,446
♪ Dressed up
if it's fly, I'll rock it... ♪

1087
00:46:42,529 --> 00:46:44,156
Oh. Hello.

1088
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,950
I was gonna bring a bottle
of tequila and be like,

1089
00:46:47,034 --> 00:46:49,536
this is either for celebrating
or for crying,

1090
00:46:49,619 --> 00:46:52,080
but I forgot the alcohol
because I'm not--

1091
00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:57,336
Okay, thank you.
I'm in the middle of a something.

1092
00:46:57,419 --> 00:46:59,838
But, um, I'm not feeling my best,

1093
00:46:59,921 --> 00:47:04,217
so my brain didn't remember, of course.

1094
00:47:04,301 --> 00:47:06,094
But, um, I am...

1095
00:47:07,179 --> 00:47:10,265
I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.

1096
00:47:10,349 --> 00:47:12,059
Like, I'm just like, I don't know.

1097
00:47:12,142 --> 00:47:13,810
I more...

1098
00:47:15,771 --> 00:47:18,648
Like, I just want this so badly for her

1099
00:47:18,732 --> 00:47:21,109
and I know how badly
she wants it for herself.

1100
00:47:21,193 --> 00:47:23,111
What time does it start? 5:00?

1101
00:47:23,195 --> 00:47:25,864
Well, don't they just post it
at 5:00 or is it--

1102
00:47:25,947 --> 00:47:28,116
Well, yeah but, like, is that the time?

1103
00:47:28,825 --> 00:47:30,243
-So, 12 minutes--
-[Kim] Hey!

1104
00:47:30,327 --> 00:47:32,704
-[Kris] Hey, honey.
-You're going to be here for this moment?

1105
00:47:32,788 --> 00:47:33,830
[Kris] I've been praying.

1106
00:47:33,914 --> 00:47:35,707
I went out, I saw a full moon.

1107
00:47:35,791 --> 00:47:37,417
I prayed to God.

1108
00:47:37,918 --> 00:47:41,630
I've asked Jesus,
"Please let her pass the bar."

1109
00:47:41,713 --> 00:47:43,799
So what happens?
It just shows up on the screen?

1110
00:47:43,882 --> 00:47:45,967
Well, I log in,
and I'm logged into the Calif--

1111
00:47:46,051 --> 00:47:47,719
I'm actually nervous right now.
I never get nervous.

1112
00:47:47,803 --> 00:47:50,472
-[Khloé] Obviously, this is crazy.
-Do you want a shot of tequila?

1113
00:47:50,555 --> 00:47:51,807
[Kim] No. Should I?

1114
00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:55,560
I saw with my own eyes
how hard Kim studied.

1115
00:47:55,644 --> 00:47:57,896
I saw how seriously she's taken this.

1116
00:47:57,979 --> 00:47:59,731
I saw how many years,

1117
00:47:59,815 --> 00:48:01,441
not days, not months,

1118
00:48:01,525 --> 00:48:03,693
years she's put into this.

1119
00:48:04,152 --> 00:48:06,988
It's not that she doesn't know the info.

1120
00:48:07,072 --> 00:48:10,617
Everything is embedded.
It's in her [bleep] veins.

1121
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:12,077
I know that. I've seen it.

1122
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,371
I've seen the sacrifices she made.

1123
00:48:14,454 --> 00:48:15,789
-It's happening.
-If everyone tells me

1124
00:48:15,872 --> 00:48:18,125
JFK Jr. took it three times,

1125
00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:20,752
-Kamala Harris took it--
-[Kris] Your dad took it twice.

1126
00:48:20,836 --> 00:48:22,337
No, it's happening.

1127
00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:24,589
The power of the tongue. It's happening.

1128
00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:27,092
[Kim exhales forcefully]
Yep.

1129
00:48:27,175 --> 00:48:29,719
If she passes, I'm gonna
be really happy for her.

1130
00:48:31,012 --> 00:48:32,305
If she doesn't pass,

1131
00:48:33,306 --> 00:48:35,767
we're just gonna lift her up.

1132
00:48:36,268 --> 00:48:41,022
We're gonna...
have a pity party for five minutes,

1133
00:48:41,106 --> 00:48:43,150
and then we're gonna
just try, try, try again.

1134
00:48:43,567 --> 00:48:45,569
Oh, you have your dad's notebook.

1135
00:48:45,652 --> 00:48:47,070
-Yep.
-[Khloé] What time is it?

1136
00:48:47,154 --> 00:48:49,030
[♪ dramatic music playing]

1137
00:48:49,114 --> 00:48:50,115
-Sainty.
-Sainty.

1138
00:48:50,198 --> 00:48:52,200
-I know, it's mean.
-Sainty.

1139
00:48:52,284 --> 00:48:54,244
-[Kris] Ah.
-[Khloé] Saint. Four minutes, Saint.

1140
00:48:56,455 --> 00:48:57,956
[Khloé] I know you're--
Look at you, you're dying.

1141
00:48:58,039 --> 00:48:59,082
Am I?

1142
00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:01,418
[♪ dramatic music playing]

1143
00:49:02,002 --> 00:49:03,086
[Khloé sighs]

1144
00:49:03,879 --> 00:49:05,088
Two minutes.

1145
00:49:06,339 --> 00:49:07,340
Mm.

1146
00:49:09,009 --> 00:49:13,054
I'm so used to... the feeling of...

1147
00:49:14,055 --> 00:49:17,517
-the worst happening, you know?
-Kimberly, stop it.

1148
00:49:18,143 --> 00:49:19,144
Just stop.

1149
00:49:19,227 --> 00:49:20,353
One more prayer.

1150
00:49:21,897 --> 00:49:23,940
-Say a prayer.
-Okay.

1151
00:49:24,649 --> 00:49:26,359
-Oh, it's time.
-[Kim] [gasps] It's five o'clock.

1152
00:49:27,861 --> 00:49:30,614
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

1153
00:49:30,697 --> 00:49:32,824
[♪ dramatic music continues]

1154
00:49:32,908 --> 00:49:33,909
[sighs deeply]

1155
00:49:36,036 --> 00:49:38,622
♪♪

1156
00:49:47,047 --> 00:49:48,590
-I didn't make it.
-[Khloé] How do you know?

1157
00:49:48,673 --> 00:49:50,342
-How do you know?
-It says "fail."

1158
00:49:51,051 --> 00:49:52,260
No.

1159
00:49:52,344 --> 00:49:54,596
[crying] It's okay. I figured that.

1160
00:49:54,679 --> 00:49:58,433
No. No, no, no.

1161
00:49:58,517 --> 00:49:59,518
-Oh.
-Why--

1162
00:49:59,601 --> 00:50:00,852
Why'd you figure that?

1163
00:50:01,436 --> 00:50:03,480
I just didn't feel good about my essays,

1164
00:50:03,563 --> 00:50:05,315
so I'm gonna see, but it's okay.

1165
00:50:05,398 --> 00:50:06,942
That's so crazy.

1166
00:50:07,025 --> 00:50:08,109
[speaker] I love you.

1167
00:50:08,193 --> 00:50:12,405
-It would've been amazing if I passed.
-You worked so hard.

1168
00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:14,616
Damn.

1169
00:50:15,116 --> 00:50:17,577
[♪ somber music playing]

1170
00:50:17,661 --> 00:50:19,621
I want my scores, though.

1171
00:50:20,622 --> 00:50:22,374
Damn, it's my essays.

1172
00:50:22,832 --> 00:50:24,167
I knew it.

1173
00:50:25,252 --> 00:50:26,586
-[Kris] Oh, honey.
-[Kim] It's okay.

1174
00:50:28,129 --> 00:50:30,298
-Oh, Kim, Kim, Kim.
-It's okay.

1175
00:50:30,382 --> 00:50:34,344
♪ You stand and you look
at the edge of the sea... ♪

1176
00:50:34,427 --> 00:50:36,429
-It sucks because you worked so hard.
-It sucks.

1177
00:50:36,513 --> 00:50:37,514
It sucks. It sucks.

1178
00:50:37,597 --> 00:50:39,349
Damn, I really wanted this.

1179
00:50:39,432 --> 00:50:40,976
Well, this was your first time, Kim.

1180
00:50:41,059 --> 00:50:42,227
There's a lot of-- You know,

1181
00:50:42,310 --> 00:50:44,020
think of the smartest people in the world.

1182
00:50:44,104 --> 00:50:45,397
-It's just like what you were saying...
-Damn.

1183
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,566
...sometimes you just don't take
a test well.

1184
00:50:48,066 --> 00:50:51,570
♪ But you can't keep
standing there all your life... ♪

1185
00:50:51,653 --> 00:50:53,697
-Okay, I'm gonna call Chris.
-You know?

1186
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,323
-[Saint] Who's Chris?
-[Kris] Who are you calling?

1187
00:50:55,407 --> 00:50:56,491
My professor.

1188
00:50:56,992 --> 00:50:58,076
[FaceTime ringing]

1189
00:50:58,535 --> 00:50:59,536
I didn't pass.

1190
00:51:00,453 --> 00:51:01,955
[Chris] Th-This doesn't define you.

1191
00:51:02,038 --> 00:51:04,958
I'm-- I'm encouraged by a lot
of what I see here.

1192
00:51:05,041 --> 00:51:06,626
Like, yes, it's not what you wanted

1193
00:51:06,710 --> 00:51:08,503
because you want the P, right?

1194
00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:09,588
You-- You could care less,

1195
00:51:09,671 --> 00:51:11,423
and that's what anybody else
is gonna look at.

1196
00:51:11,506 --> 00:51:14,759
I don't think they realized
how close you were

1197
00:51:15,302 --> 00:51:17,637
and how hard you studied.

1198
00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:20,807
I love you so much.

1199
00:51:20,890 --> 00:51:22,475
-I love you.
-And don't you-- I love you.

1200
00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:24,978
I'm-- No, I'm honestly not worried.
I'm-- It's all good.

1201
00:51:25,061 --> 00:51:27,147
-[Kris] Bye, you guys.
-Bye.

1202
00:51:27,230 --> 00:51:29,649
Call you later. I'll call you
when I get to the house.

1203
00:51:29,733 --> 00:51:31,192
[Kourtney] [on phone]
Oh, I feel so bad.

1204
00:51:31,276 --> 00:51:32,277
-[Kris] I know.
-[Kourtney] God.

1205
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,695
-[Kris] She worked so hard.
-[Kourtney] Wow.

1206
00:51:33,778 --> 00:51:34,779
I tried to call her.

1207
00:51:34,863 --> 00:51:35,864
-I was actually about...
-I know.

1208
00:51:35,947 --> 00:51:38,033
...to come over there, and then Rocky

1209
00:51:38,408 --> 00:51:40,035
fell asleep on me. [chuckles]

1210
00:51:40,994 --> 00:51:42,245
Aw.

1211
00:51:42,329 --> 00:51:43,455
-Alright.
-[Kourtney] And I did...

1212
00:51:43,538 --> 00:51:47,500
We're filming, so I'm gonna,
um, call you later.

1213
00:51:47,584 --> 00:51:49,127
-[Kourtney] That's awful.
-I know.

1214
00:51:49,210 --> 00:51:51,630
[Chris] This is better
than, like, expected. Like--

1215
00:51:51,713 --> 00:51:54,507
But why don't we also plan
that this next time--

1216
00:51:54,591 --> 00:51:56,926
Hi, Chris. Why don't we also plan

1217
00:51:57,010 --> 00:51:59,679
that maybe she doesn't shoot a TV show,

1218
00:51:59,763 --> 00:52:01,806
not one, but two at the same time

1219
00:52:01,890 --> 00:52:03,683
-where you're memorizing lines...
-I don't have time.

1220
00:52:03,767 --> 00:52:05,310
...and memorizing law.

1221
00:52:05,393 --> 00:52:07,812
Maybe, hopefully, your back won't go out.

1222
00:52:07,896 --> 00:52:11,399
The amount of shit
that went wrong during this time.

1223
00:52:11,483 --> 00:52:12,609
Well, here's the thing.

1224
00:52:12,692 --> 00:52:15,570
I think season two
of All's Fair is getting picked up,

1225
00:52:15,654 --> 00:52:17,781
-so I shoot the movie January to March.
-That's--

1226
00:52:17,864 --> 00:52:19,699
-Congratulations.
-Oh, thanks. Yeah.

1227
00:52:19,783 --> 00:52:21,368
-Critically acclaimed.
-[crew laughing]

1228
00:52:21,451 --> 00:52:24,371
Um, I'm a big [bleep] loser this week.

1229
00:52:24,454 --> 00:52:25,622
-Kim!
-[Kim laughs]

1230
00:52:25,705 --> 00:52:28,041
The ratings are
the highest it's ever been.

1231
00:52:28,124 --> 00:52:31,127
The people that are being dicks
are critics that hate us.

1232
00:52:31,211 --> 00:52:32,462
-I'm not a lawyer...
-[Khloé] The fans--

1233
00:52:32,545 --> 00:52:33,588
...and I play a shitty one on TV.

1234
00:52:33,672 --> 00:52:35,465
-[Kim laughs]
-Well, guess what?

1235
00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:36,675
You're gonna do great.

1236
00:52:36,758 --> 00:52:39,761
I'm so [bleep].
The viewers and the fans say--

1237
00:52:39,844 --> 00:52:42,472
It was either gonna be, like,
the greatest week of my life

1238
00:52:42,555 --> 00:52:45,642
or the loser-est,
shittiest week of my life.

1239
00:52:45,725 --> 00:52:47,018
You're gonna be okay.

1240
00:52:47,102 --> 00:52:48,478
-[Kim] I know.
-Yeah.

1241
00:52:48,561 --> 00:52:49,813
-I know.
-[Khloé] Okay.

1242
00:52:49,896 --> 00:52:53,650
So this just means that
I, like, said in my head,

1243
00:52:53,733 --> 00:52:57,737
"I will open up my heart
and my life to someone in--

1244
00:52:57,821 --> 00:52:59,698
as soon as the bar's done."

1245
00:52:59,781 --> 00:53:02,409
Nope, another year.

1246
00:53:02,492 --> 00:53:03,868
[Chris laughs]

1247
00:53:03,952 --> 00:53:05,745
Alright. What is the lesson here?

1248
00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:07,997
The lesson is to show your children

1249
00:53:08,081 --> 00:53:11,084
that no matter if you fail,
you keep trying,

1250
00:53:11,167 --> 00:53:14,212
you get back up,
even if it's public, if it's private,

1251
00:53:14,295 --> 00:53:17,424
you get back up and you show them
how hard you work

1252
00:53:17,507 --> 00:53:18,842
and that you do not give up.

1253
00:53:18,925 --> 00:53:20,093
Wait, look at this.

1254
00:53:20,176 --> 00:53:22,679
I wrote, "What celebrities failed the bar
on their first try?"

1255
00:53:22,762 --> 00:53:26,516
It says, "Kim Kardashian." [laughs]

1256
00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:28,101
-[Khloé] Love you.
-[Kim] Bye, I love you.

1257
00:53:28,184 --> 00:53:29,477
♪ Falling is easy♪

1258
00:53:29,561 --> 00:53:34,941
♪ The hard part is
picking yourself up... ♪

1259
00:53:35,358 --> 00:53:37,277
Like, it is what it is, you know?

1260
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,113
Like, it's more--
It's like wasn't my time.

1261
00:53:40,196 --> 00:53:41,823
Like, my journey...

1262
00:53:41,906 --> 00:53:44,200
It sucks that I put in so much time.

1263
00:53:44,284 --> 00:53:47,036
But, like, I wanted it so badly.

1264
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:49,456
Just wasn't my time.

1265
00:53:50,832 --> 00:53:52,625
And when it is, it'll be so good.

1266
00:53:52,709 --> 00:53:54,085
I know what I have to do.

1267
00:53:55,170 --> 00:53:56,171
I really do.

1268
00:53:56,254 --> 00:53:59,215
The journey of this process
is just more important

1269
00:53:59,299 --> 00:54:02,093
than the outcome for me.

1270
00:54:03,970 --> 00:54:05,555
[whispering] We'll get there next time.

1271
00:54:06,389 --> 00:54:08,266
We really will. I feel good about it.

1272
00:54:08,349 --> 00:54:11,436
♪ You got the strength, so believe it ♪

1273
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:16,065
♪ Anything's possible ♪

1274
00:54:16,858 --> 00:54:20,195
-[♪ determined music playing]
-♪ Not giving up, I'm going to conquer ♪

1275
00:54:20,278 --> 00:54:23,198
♪ Finding someone new is harder... ♪

1276
00:54:23,281 --> 00:54:26,534
This year has been, probably,
one of the toughest years

1277
00:54:26,618 --> 00:54:28,244
of my life personally.

1278
00:54:28,328 --> 00:54:32,916
Just finding that inner
"give a [bleep]" to, you know,

1279
00:54:32,999 --> 00:54:36,294
take the bar exam, raising my four kids,

1280
00:54:36,377 --> 00:54:40,256
starring in scripted TV shows,
a trial in Paris,

1281
00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:41,633
-graduating law school.
-[cheering]

1282
00:54:41,716 --> 00:54:43,635
There's been a lot of personal things

1283
00:54:43,718 --> 00:54:46,763
that I've had to release and do
and finish and accomplish

1284
00:54:46,846 --> 00:54:48,139
and I [bleep] did it.

1285
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:51,309
With the hands
in the pockets, smiling, who am I?

1286
00:54:51,392 --> 00:54:53,520
This has been the best year.

1287
00:54:53,603 --> 00:54:57,398
Twenty-eight, 10 years of Kylie Cosmetics.

1288
00:54:57,482 --> 00:54:59,067
So many more accomplishments.

1289
00:54:59,150 --> 00:55:00,610
-You're so beautiful.
-[gasps] That one!

1290
00:55:00,693 --> 00:55:01,694
[photographer] That one.

1291
00:55:01,778 --> 00:55:04,989
And we got rid of the ghost,
which is the best part.

1292
00:55:05,073 --> 00:55:07,200
-[producer] The ghost is gone.
-[Kylie] The ghost is gone.

1293
00:55:07,283 --> 00:55:08,284
[producer] Woo!

1294
00:55:09,077 --> 00:55:10,078
Hallelujah.

1295
00:55:11,454 --> 00:55:13,456
I miss the company, I'm not gonna lie.

1296
00:55:13,706 --> 00:55:14,791
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1297
00:55:14,874 --> 00:55:16,584
♪ I'm sitting on a gold mine ♪

1298
00:55:16,668 --> 00:55:18,878
♪ Gonna show them that
I'm worth it this time... ♪

1299
00:55:18,962 --> 00:55:21,714
What an amazing, incredible year.

1300
00:55:21,798 --> 00:55:25,093
I am growing my Lemme brand.

1301
00:55:25,176 --> 00:55:27,428
Traveling, we've been on tour.

1302
00:55:27,512 --> 00:55:30,598
I am in major mom mode.

1303
00:55:30,682 --> 00:55:31,808
-I'll hand it down.
-Okay.

1304
00:55:31,891 --> 00:55:34,477
My house is behind,
I have eight months to go.

1305
00:55:34,561 --> 00:55:37,772
I'm looking forward
to getting back into that house

1306
00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:40,608
and create this new family home.

1307
00:55:41,192 --> 00:55:44,112
-[crew member] Hi, how you doing? Good.
-♪ I'm just scratching the surface... ♪

1308
00:55:44,195 --> 00:55:46,197
[Kendall] This year has been great.

1309
00:55:46,281 --> 00:55:49,993
Uh, we said bye to Eldorado Meadow,
which was bittersweet,

1310
00:55:50,076 --> 00:55:53,037
and so many new journeys,
so many new chapters,

1311
00:55:53,121 --> 00:55:54,831
and so many amazing memories.

1312
00:55:54,914 --> 00:55:56,875
♪ On a gold mine ♪

1313
00:55:57,375 --> 00:55:59,377
[crew member]
Oh, she is pretty smoking [bleep] hot.

1314
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:01,170
She's so hot.

1315
00:56:01,254 --> 00:56:05,425
This has been the year
of pushing myself to do things

1316
00:56:05,508 --> 00:56:07,719
that I stopped being comfortable doing.

1317
00:56:07,802 --> 00:56:08,803
Come on, True!

1318
00:56:08,887 --> 00:56:12,891
I've become more confident,
and I'm so happy

1319
00:56:12,974 --> 00:56:15,560
that Kourtney and I made
one another a priority.

1320
00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:18,813
And one day, our date together can happen.

1321
00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:20,106
Like old times.

1322
00:56:20,565 --> 00:56:24,277
Oh, the response from the trailer.

1323
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:26,571
People are fangirling over you,

1324
00:56:26,654 --> 00:56:29,032
and they want more
and more and more of you.

1325
00:56:29,115 --> 00:56:31,284
[Rob] [on phone] They're not fangirling,
but I know what you mean.

1326
00:56:31,367 --> 00:56:34,412
No, they are. They're swooning,
they're freaking out.

1327
00:56:39,876 --> 00:56:40,877
[Rob laughs]

1328
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,379
[Rob] I would hope to be on season eight.

1329
00:56:43,463 --> 00:56:45,506
I definitely want to film on season eight.

1330
00:56:45,715 --> 00:56:47,175
♪ Give it all you got ♪

1331
00:56:47,258 --> 00:56:50,094
♪ And don't let nothin' hold you back ♪

1332
00:56:50,678 --> 00:56:52,597
I've learned so much
about myself this year.

1333
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,641
-[laughter]
-I'm a lot more patient.

1334
00:56:55,475 --> 00:56:58,269
I'm a lot more Zen.

1335
00:56:58,353 --> 00:57:00,813
I think I try to be kinder,

1336
00:57:00,897 --> 00:57:02,190
-lead with love.
-[ice rattling]

1337
00:57:02,273 --> 00:57:03,775
Everything we got's amazing.

1338
00:57:03,858 --> 00:57:06,986
But I'm so looking forward
to next year, too,

1339
00:57:07,070 --> 00:57:09,864
and I can't believe I'm turning 70.

1340
00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:12,742
[Nick Saglimbeni]
Alright, here we go. Supermodel energy.

1341
00:57:12,825 --> 00:57:14,243
Walk to camera.

1342
00:57:15,745 --> 00:57:16,829
And action!

1343
00:57:16,913 --> 00:57:19,666
[♪ joyful music playing]

1344
00:57:19,749 --> 00:57:22,085
[Nick] Really cute. Really cute.

1345
00:57:22,168 --> 00:57:23,169
And cut!

1346
00:57:24,462 --> 00:57:26,589
-I think we got it.
-[producer] Alright.

1347
00:57:26,673 --> 00:57:27,757
[Nick] Thank you, ladies.

1348
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,342
-That was fantastic!
-[cheering and applause]

1349
00:57:29,425 --> 00:57:31,469
Season eight, tune in.

1350
00:57:31,552 --> 00:57:33,680
It's gonna get so good!

1351
00:57:33,763 --> 00:57:35,765
♪♪

1352
00:57:36,307 --> 00:57:38,643
[crew chattering]

1353
00:57:38,726 --> 00:57:40,812
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1354
00:57:40,895 --> 00:57:43,564
♪ Happy that we never gave up ♪

1355
00:57:44,691 --> 00:57:47,610
♪ Everything we do is be tight ♪

1356
00:57:48,194 --> 00:57:52,490
♪ I shout it to the world,
we live, we live, we live ♪

1357
00:57:52,573 --> 00:57:55,702
♪ This is what they want... ♪

1358
00:57:55,785 --> 00:57:57,328
♪ Looking cool with what we got ♪

1359
00:57:57,412 --> 00:57:59,789
♪ We go, go, go, go ♪

1360
00:57:59,872 --> 00:58:01,207
♪ They know what we do ♪

1361
00:58:01,290 --> 00:58:03,126
♪ Serve it up like cordon bleu ♪

1362
00:58:03,209 --> 00:58:04,752
♪ Feel fly at the rendezvous ♪

1363
00:58:04,836 --> 00:58:06,629
♪ Like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

1364
00:58:06,713 --> 00:58:08,631
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

1365
00:58:08,715 --> 00:58:11,259
♪ We the best at doing, straight up ♪

1366
00:58:12,176 --> 00:58:14,637
♪ We, we, we, we live ♪

1367
00:58:17,724 --> 00:58:19,017
[phone chiming]

1368
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:20,101
Hi.

1369
00:58:20,685 --> 00:58:21,936
-[Kylie] [on phone] Hi.
-Hi!

1370
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,855
[Kylie] First I wanna say,
let's keep our head in the game.

1371
00:58:23,938 --> 00:58:26,774
Khlo-- Uh, Kylie,
I'm moving into your guest house.

1372
00:58:27,942 --> 00:58:28,985
[Kylie] What do you mean?

1373
00:58:29,068 --> 00:58:31,988
I'm moving in there when I'm... 80.

1374
00:58:32,530 --> 00:58:34,991
-[Kylie] Uh, okay.
- Okay. Good.

1375
00:58:35,074 --> 00:58:36,242
It's a deal.

1376
00:58:36,325 --> 00:58:38,953
You know they take things that are said

1377
00:58:39,037 --> 00:58:41,372
as contract in the state of California?

1378
00:58:41,456 --> 00:58:42,790
[♪ quirky music playing]

1379
00:58:42,874 --> 00:58:44,292
[Kylie] Did you record this conversation?

1380
00:58:44,375 --> 00:58:46,461
I did. I'm-- I'm filming right now.

1381
00:58:46,544 --> 00:58:47,545
[Kylie] Huh.

1382
00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:49,088
-[producer] It's on camera.
-There's...

1383
00:58:49,172 --> 00:58:51,507
six people here listening
to the whole thing.

1384
00:58:52,550 --> 00:58:55,011
-[Kylie] You have six witnesses?
- Six witnesses.

1385
00:58:55,094 --> 00:58:56,512
[producer] We got it on camera, Kylie.

1386
00:58:56,596 --> 00:58:57,597
[Kylie] Shit.

1387
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,681
[producer] [laughing] "Shit."

1388
00:58:58,765 --> 00:59:00,516
Sorry, bye. Love you.

1389
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,143
Okay, got a place to live, guys.

1390
00:59:02,226 --> 00:59:04,687
A place to live in my old age.

1391
00:59:04,771 --> 00:59:06,773
[sing-songy]
♪ For free! ♪

1392
00:59:11,319 --> 00:59:14,238
[bell tolls]